Tuesday, November z 3, li)2d WOMEN GUESS WHO? Will the gentlemen with the cracked tunny bone please step lorward and leceive the prize— a blue and white laltle—m our college colors—foi pulling again one of the oldest and ci udest jokes heard annually on the Penn State campus. Honestly, don’t you ever get tired of your selves? We do, and know others of the same opinion A child of our acquaintance suspected her brother of swear ing, and in spite ot his denials, told him that he was mean, vile, low, lough, tough, crude, and oulmary. We would preler not to apply this to you; you 10 not our brothers, thank heaven. Now say that the pleasure is mutual; wc know it. You leave us slight room for mere sus picion, however, ti units, mat tresses, spimgs, bedding, and clothing were all sufficiently ob vious when placed on the door step of the Women’s building last Friday evening. Just keep your playthings at home, boys, and see how it teels to be gentlemen for a change. Paidon us if our tongue is shaip Being uomen, i\e can't use oui hsK. PAYING THE PIPER Little Mary is having her Sun day School class for a paity and on the imitations is wntten, “Come and bring presents. If not coming, send small present anyway.” If you have never seen anything of this sort we retei you to the bulletin board outside the Dean of Women’s of fice. There you will find a re quest that all sophomores pay; then fees for the class dance:! one dollar for those who attend- j ed and titty cents for those who J did not It was considered a kindness not to assess every gnl the full dollar, but why should anyone pay anything for a dance to which she did not go. The jun ior class lecently assessed their membeis not at the class dance twenty-five cents. The amount was less, the principle i cmaimng the same. Gills’ dances should be paid foi by those who attend. If there arc not enough members of each class interested m sup porting a dance, two classes should combine, or even thiee. Don’t ask your friends to pay your debts. Town Girls Arranging For Christmas Dance “If vou would dance, pay your dues,’’ is the edict issued by the pi evi dent of the town Gills’ Club in ref eience to the Chustmas dunce of that oiganization, to be held Decem ber tenth at the Phi Kfippa Psi house Theie will be no admission foe charged foi the dunce, the only ie quirenient being that the gal has paid hci dues for this scmcstei This is made possible thiough the recognition accorded the dub by the W. S G A. in its budget To eliminate any un fairness, it has been decided to admit only paid members The dues, fifty cents, .no payable to Miss D. E Kist lei ’29, Miss G L. Fisher ’2B, or Miss M M Ednuston ’29 | Penn State | Shoe Repair Across From Postoffice PROMPT AND WILLING SERVICE Reasonable Prices GILLILAND’S DRUG STORE Fresh shipment of Whitman’s Thanksgiving Special Candies We are the exclusive agents of Whitman’s RAY D. GILLILAND Druggist CHRISTMAS BAZAAR WILL BE ABANDONED BY Y.W. New Freshman Cabinet Will Sell Cards and Book of Famous Poems Theie will be no Chustmas bazaar this venr accoiding to the phuix of the Y. W. C A. cabinet. Instead there v ill be the sale of Chustmas eaids and gift boohs in dimgc of the freslmian cabinet which will be chosen after the Thanksgivingvucation The proceeds of this sale will help to finance the projects plunned by the Y. W foi this jear Rifle Practice Starts Soon—Eight Meets on Intercollegiate Card The Women’s Rifle team will begin practice aftei the Thanksgiving va cation, and will issue a call for new candidates All guls who me at all interested are uiged to come out. An eight-match schedule has been nnunged as follows Week of January li> Unlvorvit) of Nivml-i UnivtridD of W Vn Wcik of Jnmmo 22 Oklahoma A nml M Col litre Wink of Fehrunr> 10 UUDsburi: Week of Fibrunrj 2i> Cornell Week of March 111 Wcik of Marih 2G Unit of Mnr>lnnil CnrntKio Toth The weeks of January twenty-ninth Februaiv nineteenth and Match twelfth are as yet unscheduled. Chal lenges have been sent to the Univer sity of Michigan, Umveisity of Dela ware and George Washington, but to dale these have not been accepted Hudnall and Reed Will Play for Championship Competition foi the tennis cham pionship has been limited to Pete Ilmlnall ’29 and Mabel Reed ’2B The decisive game will be played bcfoic tne Thanksgiving vacation The ten nis tournament openod this fall with sixteen competitors Final elimina tions weie made last week when Feta Hudnall played Helen Gould ’29 and Mabel Reed played Sue Motter ’3O Both games showed that all faui gnK weie eagei to stay in the light as lung as possible W. S. G. A. APPOINTS COMMITTEE CHAIRMEN Miss F 11. Gagei ’27 was appointed clianmnn of the Mav Day fete at a icccnt meeting of Women’s Student Government Tins appointment ia nude some months eailici than m loimor years to avoid the confu.ion if humed pupuiutio s foi th.„ e.ivt Miss L V. Ash ’2B is chauman of the Chustmas party THE UNIVERSAL CAR NITTANY,MOTOR CO ' PHONE 445 TRACTORS PRETTY NEW SPORT HOSE For your Hike on Thanksgiving Day EGOLF’S OPPOSITE EAST CAMPUS ‘ “You Can Get It At Metzger’s” Pennants for the hike to the Pitt game—4sc and up Thanksgiving cards and cards for every occasion Two Apartments for Rent NEWLY PAINTED L. K. METZGER, 111 Allen St. ANDREWS RELATES SEARCH FOR “LINK” Noted Naturalist and Explorer Describes Evidences of' Preliistorical Life FINDS NEW SPECIMENS SUPPORTING EVOLUTION Dnect fiom a tlncc week lectuic toui of England wheie he spoke be foie the Roval Geographic society, Rov Chapman Andiows, loadei of the 1925 Thud Asiatic Expedition dis closed Ins urn* expenences in the ithiiil “Y” course presentation given at the Auditoruni last night Mi. Andievs airived in the United States ftoin London on Finlay and with but two dnvs rest nddiossed the large audience last night He illus trated his lectuie with movies and “stills ” Explains Methods The famous cxplorei, who will ie tuin to Mongoliu next soring to con tinue his scaich for evidences ol the development of pielustouc life, ex plained methods and equipment used m the uncaithing of valuable piinit tive niaivels The Andrews expedition, which is undei the sponsoisiup of the Ameii enn Museum of Natural Histoiy, m co-operation-with the Ameiuun-Asj. atic association and Asm Magazine, has aheady yielded sonic three thous- : and mammals, twelve hundred fish, leptiles and bntiicmns and some sev enteen cases of fossils AKogethei the expedition has yielded puh.ips fifteen thousand specimens The addiess was the fust of a coast to coast torn in which Mr Andrews will speak in manv of the impoitunt cities of the countiy. Women Debaters Talk On American Education A squad of twentv-two co-eds tinn ed out Thuisduy night foi the Inst trv-out for the gills’ debate teiun At a previous moetmg the girls had discussed the fotmation of a forensic team and decided to considet the pioposition, “Resolved That the pies ent piacticnl tendency m Ameiican highei education is to be deploied.” Coach J II Fn/zell is anxious to 1 put the girls’ forensic team on a sound basis Aftei the squad is oi gamred, mrnngements will be made for meets with othei guls’ teams I GERNERD, The Tailor Outfit you for THANKSGIVING and the GAME TRUCKS j SERVICE | ‘.i’rxE P-ctf-FN STATE COLLEGIAN Dean|,Watts Takes Up Special Work in China (Continued fiom fust page) lie accompanied by his wife Aftei docking at Yokohomn, .Japan, and visiting Tokin. Kobe nml Shanghai, lm expects to an jvc in Hong Kong, China, on December thutieth The expellenco which Dean Walts has acquired while with the College should piove extiemelv valuable to the authouties who me making this expel iment in China nccmding to men intei ested in the Canton institution The step which thev aie taking in adding Chinese to the lcgulai Bomd of Dncctotb of Lingnan university is said to be a delicate one, and it is heie that the special experience and I now ledge of Dean WntLs as an of ficei of a state college, v ill «be felt Hockey Tournament To End Today With First Series Juniors Lead The final hotkey game of the sea son'will be plaved today at *1 30 o’- clock on Holmes Field. This last game of the* iirst senes will dose tne tournament, the second senes be ing omitted because of inclement •uatliri. At piescnt the jumoi team lead- I'lidav the sophomores met the jun ic:s in a nor.-scoie sciap The teams writ* evenly matched and both showed fighting spirit itluoughout the game flit championship team will be pre sorted with a banner bearing then class numerals, which will be hung m the W A,A. ofticc foi the follow ing je.ii CHESTER COUNTY CLUB ELECTS NEW OFFICERS Tiie Chester County Club elected its officers for the yeai Tuesday The new executives are W W Melloi ’2B, picsident, M, I* Yeatman '29, vice piesident, "Mass E L Thomas'27, set letaiv; A. Huivev ’2B, tieas uiei. 1 “See Your Orders Cooked” AT CLUB DINERS, INC. Cleanliness Courtesy Excellent Food - OPEN ALL NIGHT PHONE 9480 ! \ i i • i i ! i , i | COLLEGIAN SUBSCRIPTIONS i i i i MRS. FOSTER DISCUSSES SUMMER WORK FOR GIRLS Positions Are Recommended in Settlements, Camps and Playgrounds Oppcntumties foi stvei il k’ids of suiiumn voik foi college guls weie outlined to about thi*t\-five Penn Slate co-ed® last Mondnj evening in the Y tt C A loom In Mis K.*th in me Condon Fostu. Student Secie tuiy of the Rontd of Education of tlu Northern Baptist Convention “Many guls,” Mrs 1 »>*lei ‘•aid, "have tiouble finding pobit.ons upon giaduating fiom college bctnu-c men: demand experienced wOl kei B\ do-1 mg the tort of voik m the •ninnue’ j that she is tunning foi, a gnl roll only gets the necessai j e'punuice but I often discoveis ju<-t what line *»he i wishes to specialize in when '•he is! tniough bchool ” , Scholatships tne olleieil foi Tetch- 1 ois’ College, Columbia mmei-itv j Miss Maiiun Giecn of the CliuiJi of \II Nations m New Yotk Citv is the | I chan man of the committee of ippoml- ( ment The schohnship i- foi SJOOOO.j and includes a tuo-cmhl couise mj the feummei school sesuon five horns a week as mstiuctoi m one of the downtown settlement houses, and weekly obsetvntion tups to Ellis Isl and. and other social ccnlctb The lequuements include couises in soc iology and economics, expel ivnce m dnectwg icciention, and membci ship DO YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING NOW! AT | Crabtree’s I i j Allen Street j UNPAID DUE NOW AII unpaid subscriptions will be stopped immediately in out* of the chinch denominations co-opeiatmg in Hus .voik Mis. 1 nstm iiso suggested .voik with tiie foieign element m cnnnciy tamps m Mankind, Dcliwaro, Vn gini and othei states along the At la’itie coast Thiee woil.eis aie suit to a station—an executive, a domestic stiente te.itliei and a plnvgiound leaciu’i 'lime woikcis live m the tamp and spend the ciitno dnv with tne childien of the carmenv vvoikeis. Lehigh County Club Holds First Meeting Fonitccn active membeis of the 1 Lelugh-Xoithamp'on Countv Club at ■ sordid the fust oigani.ation meeting ■ of the veu at the Aljih i Gamma Rho house ’lhuwlav to th-cu-s the annual Chustmas Dance and to elect offic eib lot the coming teim :j NELO’S j j| Shoe Shining j $ j ,5 AM) J «, 2 !$ Repairing j J v 2 J Allen Street ; i l WATERSTREET INN ONLY THE BEST ASK THE MAN THAT’S BEEN THERE Reservations for Parties and Special Dinners Barney Google, With Spark Plug, Is here again to greet the girls and boys See him in our window Also on display a wonderful line of ROASTERS Lisk-Savory Imperial and Mirro Aluminum Prices ranging from $l.OO to $6.50 KEEFER-NOLAN HARDWARE Page Tlire: FOR SALE —New Junior fl'voi Im Po'jrhrona base. PI uted geotc-u shade Phone 8-W I'). Tt TORIN’G in all Flench coins Reasonable latcs Good icfeient Phone Miss A Couitnej, 39 VW You nrc invited to the 7th Annual Pitt-State Foot Ball Dance in the Hotel Schenley Ball Room PitMiurcli. I’a Thanksgiving Thursday, Nov. 25 9 to 1 A. M. 1 cilurinjj John's 10 Collegians A*«e«xmcnt $2 21) per riiuple udh vnur rtffiHtrntlim card—sl UO without We are Hcndiiunrlrm for the r«llee (ann of hot It Sr’ionU Dance at the Schenlrv nml make it n