Pago Two Penn State (Eollegi'an Published semi-weekly during the College year by stu dents of the Pennsylvania State Qollcge, in the best inter ests of the College, the students, faeultj, alumni and friends. ' THE EXECUTIVE BOARD W. P. Rffo ’27 IT. G Womsi.ey ’27 S. R. Robb '27 - THE EDITORIAL STAFF P Rffd ’27 IT G Womsley ’27 G P. PISHFI’ ’27 Francks L. I-’orbes ’27 NEWS EDITORS R. M. Atkinson ’2B R. R. Fletehur ’2B \V. S Thomson '2B WOMEN’S NEWS EDITORS Katherine Holbrook ’2B Mildted A Webb ’2B THE HESINESS STU-F S P. Ronn ’27 11. C V- MAurn 1 . 77 F N Wl »d\hi 77 Business Manager Advertising Manager Circulation Manager ASSIST \*' .it SIN*::SS M \NAGEHS J. Ferguson 78 C F. Flinn 78 REPORTERS I. H I’.ll fr. 29 C l K.ridr.-1 VJ I Nitninn 20 11 L Kirlmnr. Ir, *29 I I Kin.' *29 II Niwmin '29 W D 1 oi.ii hr >y I I tain! *29 S 1> Vri.klo 20 W A f.r.v.r '2J II I* Mill hun '29 U S Wlirman 20 II lian- 2*' I, MiUl/ir 29 I* 1 Smill. *29 1! 1- ili.llf.nn *29 It C WoitorfiiM 20 All copy for Ti e*ilny ■* hnic mint lie in the office liy twelve oclock SiimHy nii.ht. nn>l for 1 nday h lv*uo, by twd o oduck Wiklik-siluj Check* ntnl money the students must not be om inous to the eai; it must be pleasing to every sense. It is “The Old Mam Bell.” And its sound, although goierned by the quality of the metal, has anothei governor. And that authority is the man who tolls the bell—the man who twists the 3*opc about his forearms and rings the big bell above his head. The bell will never ling without a bellman. Without a force to stait the huge inverted bowl swinging to and away from the clapper, there can be no sound. Without the contributions of the student body. “The Old Main Bell,” Penn State’s pi l/e htci.iry magazine, will clink—not toll—om-, mously, Penn State will be foiced to lelinquish the honors gained for this College by the staff of last yeai’s publication. Vou who have writing .ability, you who guard huge stoi es of pregnant experiences, you who soar in flights of imagination—grasp the bell-rope and pull—pull l'oi “The Old Mam Bell.” “GET TO PENN” On Thursday begins the exodus that has been a mental picture foi every loyal Penn State man since the Blue and White gave Penn a scoreless tiimnnng on FianUm Field two years ago—or, to go back farther into the distant past—to the time when Hairy Wilson coveied himself with glory and Penn with whitewash. Dow’n unto the haunts of the touted Quakers goes the'horde of silent Lions, intent on talcing the “lighting Friends” by surpiise and adminis tering to them an unexpected chubbing. Into the stands sunoundmg the huge “Sugar Bowl” will be packed fifteen thousand voices shouting for the men from the fool of Mount Nittany. Pennsylvania, loser to Illinois by a last-quar tei field goal, has swept all other opposition be fore it, the rising Red and Blue whirhvmd, swerv ed just a trifle from its couisc by the towels of the Hhm, will try to get back into its path of ab solute terror, to destroy everything it inecU Penn State, sluggish against the fast-tackling, swift-running opposition for the last tlnee games, looks to fighting courage to be the victor over its age-old livnl. Do you know' that news from Phil adelphia says “When the Penn-Penn-State series w'a.. In -iC inaugurated Penn State w’as a mid-week ultra,, lion lui rennsj Ivama. The Red and Blue, aftm ga/irnj on the results of Penn Stated games thus far thiA season, is looking forward to the same Kind oi entertainment ” Can Penn State stand for that? No. -Will that rugged, fighting, loyal eleven of ours stand foi tliat v Not on your life! That Penn game will be the fight of our lives! “Get to Penn!” s YOU’RE INVITED Monday evening will see the first meeting of Penn Stale’s Open Forum. This endeavor, the name of which bespeaks its function, is something new and vitally interesting to those on this cam pus, who once m a great w'hile, concern themselves with thinking. The topics w’hich are to come up for discus sion in these meetings are not such things as: “Whv the Rah-rah Boys do not w'ear garters” or “Why lined tuxedos never fit.” Far from that. The questions will be of far greater importance than these trivial gestures of the mentally ath letic students (sic!) on this campus. The Penn State Club has an idea at hand, the virtues of which outnumber the vices so overwhelmingly that the proposed Forum should meet jvith the instant approval, the voluntary attendance and the unbiased thought of all of us. What the question is for the fiist meeting to decide is yet m the aii. lion ever, the speakeis on the platfoim mil be well veised on the subject, and will review it in an unprejudiced manner. Then, we understand, the issue, in the foim of a resolution, is to be placed before the audience for a decision. Whether the decision given m any instance will result m a change of policy in regard to the issues under discussion, is yet to be dctei mined It is piobablc that nothing will be settled, then again, something big may arise from any session of the Forum. At any rate, the Foium is the result of much thought, it will be a sort of clear ing-house lor student opinion—and it is a pro gressi\e step in the education of the student body. - President Vice-President - Treasurer Edih' r In-Chief Assistant Editor Managing Editor Women’s Editor B Kaplan ’2B P. It. Smaltz *2B The Bullosopher’s Chair W. Lord, Jr, ’2B “Snnlheis, did you cvei hear of the disease culled Megaccphnlic Egotitis? Know what that mean'* Smithers —"Never heard of it” “\VuU, Snulhers, that’s not strange. I’ll e\phun Libcially tiunsJalod it means mi inflammation of the ego v ith attendant swelling of the head The disease is rather common, irildly communicable, and \ery virulent at cei tain times of the year, usually in the fall mid in the spiing It is also a piogressivc disease, and well nigh incurable until it has mn its full couise. There are tertnm pallia tives, to be c ure, but there is no known cuie, once the disearc r well «ented. 0, of course, thcie are a few pie ’•enti\e mcasuies, but they me not much ui use R B Kilborn '2° W J. McLaughlin ’2B “College men aic most susceptible to attack, and, strangely, the first symptoms begin to appeal-about the thud vcji aftei g-.ulunlion When the giaductc revisits the campus and finds new” men in charge of student activi ties, men wl o weic most insignificant in his day, an an noying mcntil initiation is set up which stimulates the hcietofoic latent germs of megacephalic egotitis to activ ity The fust manifestations of an attack of this disease ate n..ld emulations of vapors and an inclination toward pc‘sm’st’c piophecy as to the future of the Old Alma Mrtei, (tiemolo,) and by the fouith year, when an en- Inely new generation has come in to covei the campus and .11 the buildings and put hand to all the helms that guide .he various campus craft, the afflicted one is about certain Jut the whole fleet is headed for the rocks, with wind and tide ttrgnig on toward complete shipy\rech' “This is indeed a dcploiable condition of mind, —the disease is pmely mental, you understand, —and by the fouith year it has become so established that there is little hope of lecovery foi the ne\t ten oi fifteen years In about that length of time the disease usually will have reached its crisis, ard the mental state of the patient is at its worst The hallucinations of disaster which weic manifested m the earlier stages ha\e become greatly’ intensified fiom vear to yem, and the slight cxhalntiors of vapors of the esihei stages are likely now to become strong, hot blast*- of suoeihcated atmosphere, often con taining mat Red tirces of sulphui fumes, and emitting an odor strongly resembling that of synthetic gm The pa tient’s voice becomes loud when the disease roaches this stage, and the face becomes flushed, and theie is also an intimation to ivve the aims wildly dur.ng the periodic attacks of violence Benjamin Kaplan “Manv prisons, not acquainted with this malady, would be inclined to take its manifestations seriously, but the patient’s demonstrations me usually fraught with little danger to anyone “At this period also the afflicted peison manifests a decided tendency toward loss of mental balance, sometimes approaching near to mama and frenzy, but the victim is never sufficiently v.olent, (more’s the pity!) to uanant mcarceiation or forcible restraint” Sinithers:—“o,—l see! Why, I know a guy that “Never mind, Smithers, you musn’t see and know too much But, as I was about to say* when you mteiiupted me, ut the height of the paioxysms the sufferer is likely to talk much about the destiny of the “Deal Old College” (tremolo, ngam,) and ninke frequent and blatant refer ences to hell and the devil, but these are onlv syniptons, Smitheis, and they should cause no anxiety. The attacks, wmch occui penodically, as I have said, aic always dis tressing, though not necessarily alarming, und they have a tendency to diminish in violence from about the eigh teenth to the twentieth veai. Stiange as it may seem, the di.tase quite ftcquently disappears entirely in most col lege men at about the time that the afflicted one sends his own son to college. The connection between the dis ease and this event is obscure as yet, but many cases are on rcLtnd of complete cure, apparently from this cause. In the case of a fu». \ ho were most violently afflicted there aio occasional mi’d iecurrem.es of the attacks during the son’s fiist year or two at the Almn Mater, but even these stubborn cases are piotly eeitam to yield about the end of the fourth yeai of the son’s attendance, and diploma day usually marks the end of the hysteria and the disappear ance of the hallucinations.” Spiithera:—“But what about those poor fellows who don’t have sons to serd . . ” t ‘ ’/Weil. Smithers, they just’have to muddle through The'-tionble lasts a little longer, that-’s all,, but final Re covery , say in thirty years, is-practically certain. a strange malady, pomevvhnt terrifying to the youngen gen eration, but caus’ng m>rth among us of the older gcneia tion You see, we’ve passed through it ouiselves.” ON TO PENN MONTGOMERY’S AT PENN STATE A STORE OF NEW IDEAS FEATURING STYLE, PRICE,-QUALITY,-SERVICE ‘FOR THE HIKER— A Pr. Knickers Svveatei Flannel Shirt Golf Hose FOR THOSE WHO RIDE— A Top-coat Overcoat Tuxodo Hat FOR EVERYBODY— A Slicker. John Ward Shoes TnE F-CilsN STATE COLLEGIAN Dutcher Aids Research In SeientificEducation Pi of. R. A. Dutcher of the Depart ment of Agricultural and Biological Chemistry and Dr ,W 11. Eddy of Columbia unlveisity, will investigate the scientific education accompl.sh ments of all the food nianufactuimg concerns in the United States during A contest among the nation’s foed mnnufacturing concerns is being in augurated by the Amici >nm Tocil Jam no I, one of the leading public i tions of its kind m the countiy. Priz es and certificate-, of merit will be nwnided to the concerns, that have been of mo3t benefit to the ultimate consumer during the year Aw-uds will he made on the basis of the le seaieh work done by the concern, of its advertising methods, together with ;ts scientific educat onal accomplish ments Comittecs composed of two men prominent m thit field will in vestigate each of the above phase? Former Department Heads Visit College Two foimer heads of the College d.uiv department visited the College on Saturday. These guests weic Dr C W Laison, i.o\v_ chief of the Bu reau of Duny Industry’, United Slates uepnitment of agricultuic, and Fied Rusmussen, executive secretan oi the National associat.on ol Ice Cieum Manufacturers They addiossed a group of daily students and faculty membeis during then stay at the col lege Doctor Larson was head of the de paitment of dairy husbandly fiom 1013 to 191 G, and Profesoi Rasmus sen succeeded him. The 1 ittei serv ed until appointed ssciotary ot the State Dopaitment of Agucultuic b\ Governor Sproul after tlueo ycais here. Girls’ Clubs Assist In Lytle Cabin Drive (Continued from first page) preliminary meetings to pledge their suppoit to the cabin project. Membeis of five,co-ed groups, Sy choi, Nita-Nec, Aiete, La Camaiad enc, and Chi Omega, pooled their ef forts to obtain the financial goal by selling the “pasteboard shingles” The sale was opened Saturday morn ing at eight o’clock continued aftei a short noon recess and concluded short ly befoic the opening of the football game The moivty acquired will be used for the few remaining expenses of the Andy Lytle Cabin The cabin is the first of a senes of such structures that Penn State students intend to establish at intermittent posts thiough the surrounding mountains In proposing such cabins Penn State students are emulating Daitmouth pa trons who jmcncled their Alma Matei with a smnlai chain of cabins several years ago. The Andy Lytle cabin, now com plete, is open to any student organiza tion on the Ponn State campus for oppropimtc social functions. LOST—Small ovalshaped platinum pm with sapphire in centei Finder please return to Dean Ray’s office largest selling quality "pencil in ihc^vorld .17 black vsS degrees Superlative in quality, the world-famous copyin E I7EMJS Vpenols give best service and longest wear. "Bliy Plain cndi, per dor. $lOO Rubber end*, per do:. I>2o d elf all dealers j American Lead Pencil Co . CiOZCn 220nt:KAvc.,N.Y » Industrial Engineering Department Student Desks and Chairs, Student Tables CHIFFONIERS $12.50 TYPEWRITER TABLES - • $4.00 to $8.50 - CHAIRS $3.50 J DESKS $12.50 t0'525.00 STUDENT TABLES $5.00 ‘ COSTUMERS $2.00 -GATE-LEG TABLES - - - - $4.50 to $9 DRAWING BOARDS - • $1.25 .to $3.00 SWINGS $5.00 to $lO.OO PICTURE MOULDING - 3c to 20c per foot MAGAZINE RACK $1.75 BOOKSHELVES - - ■ • 1 $3.50 to $7.50 CEDAR CHESTS .... $3.00 to $25.00 ROOM 106, UNIT B j WATCH THIS AD | I-W‘ '!• ❖ ’X‘ W ’H' •>*H* Grid Gossip A dainty filly sat near us Satur day and reminded us of Havre ale Giace In moments of stress she would toss back her soirel inane and whinny appealingly, but when Sapp loped fifty yaids for the second Gcoigp Washington touchdown she betrijed her nncestij and brayed We met the visiting Cuptnin before the game Satuiday. We were very much impressed when a substitute lemaiked “Wc call him Maple Syrup because he’s a refined Sapp'” Fum.- gnte that one m >out Dunhill. Mr. Louis Alonzo Young, Head Coach of the ID2O Pennsylvania foot ball team which defeated Johns Hop kins and lost to Illinois. Deal su—Would suggest that you negotiate foi the puichnse of Hou dim, Gettysburg tackle lie can get cut of evciythnig except final examin ations, and therefore would make a sjlendtd additun to jour Foui Magi cians May you nova trip o\er n coal line Carl Lisle “And just then, with the score 10- 9 against h’m and but half a minute to go, Maish fainted lie feinted a forvaid pass and gave the ball to cantnm Ktrkleski foi a one-yard loss Putting every atom o£ lus energy into the balance, the Lafayette quarter back foigot lus larynx and barked the signal lor Guest; The substitute halfback plunged ovei for a touch down “Guest right”, he chuckled, and the vvh.btle blew and the game was won (Continued in our next) An interesting bit of news—George Washington university boasts a stu dent body of more than five thous and, according to her gnd stalwarts. According to Boyle, Penn State should have been crushed by the weight of op.n.on. Were you cnteitamed between halves of the titanic tilt Satuiday by the clown-like gamboling of the cheeiing elite*' Neither weie we We sug gest that the foice purchase or steal a back copy of a certain humorous magazine and brush up on etiquette as propounded in “With the Cheer leaders ” May this item help them to Judge foi themselves. Out in Utah a high school eleven inn wild to scoie 175 points m a single gameC') 1 Thoie appeared to be a dearth of iron m the Fcrron outfit, allowing the Carbon players to get positively mcardescent during their mxty minutes road work Pitt climbed a couple of lungs on the gnd Inddei Saturday by virtue of an 88-0 defeat o\er Westminster. Welch, Rooney and Booth were the bnghtest scoung lights, but half back Ciabb didn’t. your children in the .Pepper* mint sugar jacket and.anothee in' the Peppermint-flavored gum inside—that is WRIGLEY’S P.K. Wralue in long -n-g delight. I’M HERE ELL YOU' ’RE GOOD •y*s aids diges d makes the ar taste better ■ Every Meal Prof. Long Pictures College .of Future (Continued from-first page) that of severnl men to the entire body. Then, too, when the fienzy of na tional prosperity will have spent it self, the financial pressure will insist upon a less costly athletic regime; for some one pays for the present large intei collegiate spectacle The physical tiaining will become more and more an integral part of the col lage curriculum and not a> machine by itself. The professional idea, eventually, will be tossed -over the col legiate wall; and physical training courses wall take their place side bv side with the other subjects headed by a teacher, not a coach. 3 The third major change which is, unfortunately, anticipated is the change of stress from the study of man himself to that of Ins environ ment. With the insistence upon con veniences, upon transportation facil ities, and upon organizations the col leges will stress methods and, process es, laws and piacticos, organization and statistics, buildings and equip ment. What the higher institutions of learning arc likely to forget is that a'knowledge of facts Is in itself of little importance except in so fai as they may be used m making life saf ci, swectei, better and holier. 4. The cultuinl oi-book-learning phase of education'has been overem phasized Good‘as-that-is, it is not so foi everybody. Too many stud ents have been forced into too few gicoves, with a corresponding low ering of entrance requirements and giaduation standards A greater ef fort will be made to determine the student’s aptitudes, and then to. dir ect him accordingly. This will re sult in .a greater differentiation of couises, in a more definite statement of college objectives throughout the countiy, and m a reorganization of industial framing to meet the vary ing human capacities and capabilities In doing this the industrial schools will too easily foigot that the study of rocks, the wondeis of electncity, the laws of stress and strain in archi tecture ai\d engineering-are quite as instrumental, if pioperly taught, .in guiding the mind of youth into rever ence for humnn kind and for God as the hbeial subjects. Likewise will I CANDYLATOD $ A £ The only.place in state 3 X College where-you can;get £ * Fresh .Home | Made .Candies t GREGORY BROS. | % Established-19X4 * My father said— “Jofrn Hancock is a-great name; Life insurance is practically indispensable.” ShaE time,■salt least, he was right. Youth Will Be Served .And Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Thirst just naturally-lead to a callforCoca-Golasihappy, . ’healthy refreshment „ IT HAD TO-BE GOOD TO GET WHERE IT I* T MILLION A DAY Tuesday, November 2, 1926 1 they neglect to impress upon the stu uent the necessity of using the know ledge thus gained for man’s comfoit and not foi his destruction. —Mason Long. ROOM FOR RENT—Neat, quiet room 112 South Pugh 'Street. Call Col legian office. LOST—Saturday, October 23, under East Stands, a white goldTlhnois watch, initials, T. M. It. on back. Finder please notify D. D Banks, Alpha Chi Sigma house. Reward. ENERGETIC STUDENTS over 21 can secure desirable and profitable con nection with strong, Old Line Legal Reserve Insurance Company. Triple indemnity, combination hfc'and ac cident policies. Mail rcplies-to box 1, Collegnn office. 10-l-Bt-p. TOPCOAT’LOST—On Saturday, Oc tober 9, a mgger-tan topcoat was taken -by mistake from the porch of the Kappa 'Sigma house, and in ex change was left a topcoat of similar color, but a little too large for the • owner of the first. The topcoat which was left in exchange, and in the pockets of which repose a long “stemmed pipe and a pau* of size 9 buckskin gloves, may be had if the student who made the mistake will return the mgger-tan topcoat to the Kappa Sig House. tf. ROOM FOR RENT—2OS South Bur rowes Street 2t-p. Tuesdaj— JOHN GILBERT In Sabatmi's “Bardie;- 1 ? The Magnificent” Spec. Prices: Adults 70c, Children 25c -Wednesday— Return Showing of LILLIAN GISII in “La Boheme” "pec. Prices: Adults 50c; Childron.23c Thursda> and Friday— CORINNE GRIFFITH in “Sjncopating Sue" NITTANY Tuesday— JACK'HOLT in Zane Grcj’s “The Forlorn River” life Insurance Company^—* or BOSTON MA93ICHUIITTJ