George’s Hatchet Not Sharp Enough VOL. XXII, No. 16 NITTANY BOOTERS SCORE LONE GOAL TO BEST U. OF P. IN LEAGUE MATCH Lions Overcome Red and Blue in First Game Played Between Schools—Maintain Edge Throughout Fray GRIFFIN BOOTS COUNTER Penn State’s Drives Carry Ball To Enemy Net on Numerous Occasions —Penn Goalie Prevents Tallies Penn State’s soccermen made his tory m their initial contest with the University of Pennsylvania Satur day when they trampled the touted Red and Blue m the dust of River field, Philadelphia to score a lone goal and to emerge victorious, 1-0, in a fast, tense battle. The game was a regularly scheduled league contest Even moie determined to down the Penn soccer combination than the lat ter was to put another break in the Blue and White’s long list of wins, the Lion hooters unleashed many of feVis.ve drives that carried the ball to the enemy net only to have it stop ped there by the opposing goalie They held an edge throughout, pn the defense they broke up fast charg er by Penn’s iften to the ball and worrying the opposing forwards to such an extent that the latter missed their boots for counters because of hurried kicking Lone Goal Scored In the fust half both teams went scoreless, scrimmage seesawing hack and forth between the goals Penn State’s counter came in the* early minutes of the second half. “Mus" Serty, centered the sphere from out side left, the, boot landing'neav the Blue and White net Here the Penn backs headed the ball hoping to cleai it Before they could get the play away from the goal Griffin, inside right on the Nittany forward line, rushed in, met the ball with the side of his head and shot it past the enemy net-tend er for a clean coufltcr that proved to be the winning point After this score the efforts of the Univeisity ag gregation to come from behind were useless, play for the most part being centered in Red and Blue territory. Penn State Kicks Off Play opened when Penn State kick ed off. The line carried the ball to within twenty yards of the goal where Marshall booted for the net Callahan, Red and Blue goal-keeper, snatched the sphere and sent rt to midfield where lus teammates recov eied The Pennsylvania linemen then passed to within u short distance of their goal where Pratt was forced to take a hurried shot. The boot went wild and went over the net Penn State again secured the ball Opposing'Goalie Banished Dribbling and passing took play through the opposing backs to enable the Lions to attempt another goal. (Continued on last page) PLEBE RUNNERS SLACKEN PACE AND LOSE TO PITT Crumford, of Panthers, Takes First—Giles, Ratcliff Get Next Berths Failure of three fresnman harriers to keep running on the long climb over the Pitt course caused the Penn State cross-country team to'submit to the Panther yearlings by one point Satur day, 28*27 Crumford of tho home team captured the individual honors by taking first over the two and one half mile course in 15 minutes 22 seconds. Giles Second Running a fast race but beaten by a more flashy runner Giles carried the Blue and White across the finish in second place Ratcliff and Mqorc, of Penn State, took the next two posi tions and four Pitt plCbcs, Walker, Patterson, Wurray and Jerpe, bunched themselves to win the next four beiths ' , Hoffman and ICovalik, finishing ninth and tenth, were disappointments to Cartmoll but he later attributed their showing to mcxpcLiencc. Had, cither of these men ran the entire distance they would have likely finished one place nearer the winner, and given the Lions the necessary tvto points to triumph. Porter 1 and Makowski were the othei members of the team. fbim ffate # Tryouts for Debating Team Slated Tonight Preparation for the coming debat ing season will assume concrete pro portions tonight when candidates fo the “Volstead Squad” will report for initial tryouts at seven o’clock in Old Chapel Tomorrow evening at the same time and place a squad known as-the “Practical Tendency” group will report. Thee ompctition is still open to all students of the four class es. Theie will be a managerial post op en to members of the junior and sen ior classes Applications should be made in person to Prof J H Frizzell m Room 304 Old Mam before Satur day. Ability to write a direct and effective letter is one of the chief req uisites for the position, according to Professor Frizzell ACTS CHOSEN FOR VAUDEVILLESHOW Thespians Rehearse for Varie'd Bill—Vance, Nelson and Peek in Song Trio MUSICAL NUMBERS WILL CONCLUDE ANNUAL CARD When the cui tain rises in the Audi torium November twelfth, the Penn State Thespians will present their latest repertoire of dance acts, songs, musical novelties, skits and other vaudeville bits. Leaving his “usual bag of tricks,” W. T. Neff ’27 will mystify the audi ence of houseparty guests with his latest acquisitions of magical aits. After the magician has cast his spell cn the gathering P F. Fostei ’29 Will bring forth musical strains from his melodious saw. Two tuos will entertain with diff erent kinds of harmony. J. 11. Vance '27, E. M. Peek ’27 and J. L Nelson ’27 will offer a vocal program, while C. H. t Smith .’27, L. W. Fisher and T.' J. Noble '3O wall perform on the ivories. Johnny Buck’s orchestra will appear, as will a saxophone sex tet and a marimba artist R. 0. T. C. TO RECEIVE FIRST OFFICIAL REVIEW Lieutenant Deens Will Inspect Corps November Fifteenth And Sixteenth The Penn State R. 0 T C. will ic ceive its first official inspection of the semester when Lieutenant Clarence Deens, Jr, staff officei of Major Douglass MacArthur, commander-in chief of the third corps area, will re view the unit on Noveirbei fifteenth and sixteenth. Lieutenant Deens’ inspection wall determine whethei Penn State will leccivo honoiablc mention this year. Should the College be given this honor it will be the first time since military training was instituted here sxty four yeais ago Thirteen of the twenty-three colleges compiling the third corps area which includes Mary land, Virginia, Pennsylvania and the District of Columbia have lcccived l.onoiable mentions. Dr. Davey To Address S. P. E. E. Tomorrow Members of the Buckncll university society wall be present at the meeting of the S. P E E. at the University Club tomorrow night. Dr W. P. Dave, lately of the General Electric company’s research laboratories in Schenectady, will present his initia tory address on this occasion. His years of service and of intimate contact with young graduates qualify him to speak with authority on_ tho subject of training engineering stu dents for their life work, accordm ing to Dean R. L. Sackett A. A. Names Dates for Bucknell Ticket Sales . Fraternity tickets for the Penn State-Buckncll football game are on sale now at the A. A office. Gul Btudents may buy tickets today while semoi and junior students may get tickets tomorrow. Faculty tick ets may be procured at the Trcaauier’s office tomorrow, while sophomore and freshman tickets will be sold Thursday at the A ’A. office. All othei tick ets will be sold Friday. STATE COLLEGE, PA., TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1926 $750 COLLECTED DURING TAG DAY DRIVE FOR CABIN Incomplete Returns Show $250 Less Than Quota —Money Used in Furnishing I. F. C. AND I. M. C. AID IN CAMPAIGN SATURDAY Girls’ Clubs Help Raise Funds For Andy Lytle Memorial At Shingletown State College was converted into a ventable “shingle-town” when more than forty fair solicitors, stationed on various street corners and at promi nent places on the campus, conducted a campaign for the Andy Lytle Cabin fund Saturday morning and part of Saturday afternoon. The combined efforts of the Inter fraternity Council, the Intra-mural Council and five girls’ clubs of the Penn State campus were employed to raise a proposed quota of one thous and dollars Incomplete returns from campaigners amount to more than sev m hundred and fifty dollars and one hundred dollars may be added to the present total when the final figures .ire added Co-eds Contribute More than three hundred and fifty dollais of the entire sum was donated by members of the two aforemen tioned councils and the girls’ clubs af ter these student organizations held (Continued on second page) ARTIST TO APPEAR WITH GLEE CLUB Miss Peck Presents Humorous Selections—Quartet To ~ Make Debut OPENING CONCERT SET FOR PENNSYLVANIA DAY Agisted by Miss Nona Falcs Peck, the Penn State Glee Club expects to make its Pennsylvania Day concert on November thirteenth, the most successful in the history of the or ganization, Dnector R W. Grant said yesterday According to Director Grant, the songsters in their latest rehoaisals are lapidly showing promise of reach ing the high standards set by for mer clubs The new varsity male quartet is (practicing for its debut and i pieparing a pogmm of popula and humorous numbers. Miss Peck MisS|Falcs will present a grouo of original musical caricatures. Her piogram will include satirical selec tions such as “Italian Opera,” an im itation of a young girl singing at her first pupil’s concict, coon songs, reci tations and orations ns it sounas to u man who wanted opera instead Tickets for the concert will be fifty and seventy-five cents and one dollai The advance ticket sale will be held at seven o’clock Wednesday night, No vembet tenth at Co-op Professor Long Pictures Colleges of the Future Mason Long, pi ofeasor of English, has written cxpicssly for the COL LEGIAN the following cuticle tn which he pictures the American col lege of twenty years hence as a gicat ly altacd institution Education should cndcavoi to as sist tho individual in achieving his greatest efficiency, considering his en -1 dowments, within tho social order of which he is a part. The social order changes, and with it the attitude to ward the world as a whole. With each change in the outlook upon the world, comes, of necessity, a change in the solution of the problems of life. The colleges and universities, entrust ed with the work of introducing the young people to the multifarious : pioblems of life, may be expected to alter their educational principles and practices with every epochal culture. To conjectuie what innovations there will be in college and university prac tices within tho next twenty years is at once prophetically difficult and be wildering in that the cultural ideas of tho people, the financial and polit ical stutus of (he country, and the needs of the world all aid in determ ining the direction that education E. K. Hibshman Offers College Two Valuable Water Wheel' Models Two valuable models of water wheels invented by his grandfather have just been presented to the Col lege by E. K. Hibshman, assistant to the president One model is of the American type m an open wheel set ting nnd the other is' inclosed 1.1 a metal cnsc. Both are fine pieces of workmanship, according to college en gineering specialists. The patent on one wheel was taken out m 1858 by David R. Kiaatr, grandfather of Mr. Hibshman, and wheels were manufactured in the foundry and machine shop at Ephra ta, Lancaster county! Many wheels w r ere built in Pennsylvania and some Were shipped to all parts of the world, especially to South America. PITT CUBS DEFEAT FRESHMAN ELEVEN Plebc Attack Unable To Result In Score—Visitors Count In First Half YEARLINGS SHOW FIGHT AFTER SECOND TALLY A touchdown in each of the first two quarters proved too,much for the Lion cubs Saturday and they went down to their fourth defeat of the reason after vamly hammering at the Pitt freshman line, 13-0. Only because of failure to bunch their brilliant runs did the plcbcs go scoreless Taken aback by Pitt's sixty-yard onslaught for its first touchdown after the opening kick-off the Nittany plcbes were subdued for the greatei part of the first half But after the second marker the'Lions braced and outplayed the Panthers,' who weie handicapped by one hundred, yards of (Continued on.lasfc^age) REVEREND G. C. VINCENT COMPARES LIFE TO RACE Chapel Speaker Says Endurance And Patience in Thinking Solve Our Problems The Rev. G C Vincent, pastor of the Shad} side United Presbyterian church of Pittsburgh, compared life to a race toward a goal in his Chapel talk Sunday in the Auditorium. His text was taken from tho first verse of the twelfth chapter of Hc biews, which reads. “Wherefore see ing \vc also arc compassed about with so great a crowd of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin winch does so easily beset us, and let us run with'patience the race that is set before us " i In the firtft portion of his sermon, Rev. Vincent stated that the weights that bind us are our intellectual prob lems and those concerning Christian ity. These matters should be settled only after deepest consideration. “We should, however, not only run the race which is set before us with patience, but also with «tiong endurance. Pa tience helps us and ondurancc savo3 us.” shall take. Let us venture to name \ery briefly, space insufficient for elaboration, several of the prevailing conditions which will demand read justment within, say, the next twen ty years 1. America’s 780 universities and colleges are overcrowded. Within the past ten years the nation’s student body has doubled its number, until at present there are, approximately 800,000 students in attendance. This, increase cannot continue under the present anangoment, the earning power of the nation will eventually restrict it. In short, the solution is to be found in the establishment of Branch Colleges, Junior Colleges, Correspondence couiscs, nnd Exten tion classes, permitting, in time, only the exceptionally proficient and prom ising student to attend college on the campus. 2. Athletics, at picscnt, is being diverted into channels countci to the piinciples which lay nt the basis of their inception, namely the health of the entire student body. The student body and faculty of tomorrow will insist upon a change of emphasis from v (Continued on second page) PROM COMMITTEE NAMES TENTATIVE DATE FOR DANCE April Twenty-ninth Chosen for Junior Formal—Favors To Be Omitted TWO ORCHESTRAS WILL PLAY INTERMITTENTLY Leading Syncopators Considered By Chairman—Contemplate Many Innovations Playing continuously from nine un til two o’clock, two orchestras, which will be chosen from ten of the best groups of music makers m the coun try, will furnish music for the annual Junior Prom to be held in the Armory on April twenty-ninth. This date i» tentative nnd subject to change. The Junior Prom committee has decided that there will be no favors given out at the affair. The money that will be saved by this decision will be used to obtain better music for the Prom The hall will be decorated in a manner as elaborate as in previous affairs. Decorators Suggested Se\eral decorators have been writ ten to, among them Silvcrstcm and company of Wilkes-Barre who decor ated the Armory for the Junior Prom and Sophomore Hop of last ycai The orchestras that the committee are m communication wuth are George O’sen and orchestra, Paul 'Whiteman, Don Bcstoi, Gus Edwards, Jean Gold kette, Isham Jones, Ted Weems, Ben nie Kruegei, Waring’s Pennsylvanians and Coon-Sanders orchestra. ENGINEERS PRESENT PROGRAM THURSDAY Will Demonstrate Properties of Liquid Oxygen—Motion Pictures Aid SEMI-TECHNICAL CARD GIVEN BY A. S. M. E. A demonstration of the properties of liquid oxygen, together with mo tion pictures, will be given by the student branch of the American So ciety of Mechanical Engineers Thurs-, day night at eight o’clock in Old Chapel The four reels of pictures that will be shown weie filmed under the di rection of the United States Bureau 'of Mines, and are now the property ot the Air Reduction Sales company. The latter concern will send two men from its Now Yoik office to explain the films and perform the experi ments. Although the films will be of semi technical nature and of particular in terest to engineering students, a large part of the program will piove inter esting to a general audience A sim ilar program two yeais ago attracted a capacity ciowd The films will show the production and use of oxygen m industry, while the process of producing the element as used in welding nnd cutting will be illustrated by the internal workings of machines used in procuring oxygen from the mr Among the experi ments will be one showing a fire built on a cake of icc and another showing water in a tea kettle boiling on the cake of icc. Canon and Panaccion Meet for Golf Title II A. Canon ’27, captain of the var sity golf team, and T. S. Panaccion ’3O will battle over thirty-six holes for the College golf championship this afternoon at one o’clock and tomor row morning. Canon eliminated S. W. Greer ’27 four up and three to play in the semi finals while Pannacion was defeating G. A. Euwer ’29 three up and two to play. Collegian Candidates Will Meet Tomorrow Fieshmen candidates foi the editorial staff of the COLLEG IAN will meet in Room 14 Lib eral Arts tomorrow night at seven o’clcok Freshman and sophontorc woman candidates will meet in Room 15 Liberal Arts on Thursday night at eight o’clock. Postpone Open Forum Debate on Athletics The subject of athletic control at Penn State will not be discussed at the open forum to be held by the Penn State Club in Old Chapel November eighth as was previously announced Friday. It has been postponed till early m Dccembei. The Penn State Club will get the grades of all non-fraternity fresh men nnd sophomores who have paid their dues. Names should be handed to the Unit leader who will report the marks every five weeks HARRIERS SMOTHER PITTSBURGH, 17-38 Offenhauser First Over Tricky Course—Fouracre and Cox Follow INTERCOLLEGIATE MEET OFFERS NEXT ENCOUNTER By capturing the three first places Penn State’s cross-country team romp ed away with a 17-38 victory over the Panther harriers at Pittsburgh Saturday. Offenhauser surprised Coach Cartmcll and the gallery by nosing out both Captain Roger Four acre and Bill Cox, and finishing first Running over a fisc and three eighth’s mile course abounding in hills and curves Cox and Offenhauser had difficulty in 'taying on the desig nated route. This unfamilianty han dicapped the Nittany runners and caused Offenhauser to complete the distance in the fair time of 28 minutes 15 seconds. Oesterhng also upset the dope buck et by finishing sixth, and Cartmcll was satisfied wuth his showing. Ocs terling ran in Harvey Stewart’s place. Stewart has not been in condition and did not make the trip Swede John , son also has been slowing up recently* and Coach Cartmelt replaced him wuth Bass-who finished tenth. Marquis was the first man to finish for Pitt, taking fourth place. Reis, Oesterhng and Guyer won the next three positions with Gorsky and Ad ams of the Panthers trailing, and Bass of the Lions behind Adams Helffrich came in twelfth and Pettit finished last. With no meet scheduled until the Intercollegiatcs three weeks from now Coach Cartmcll will give his men a lay-off this week He is trying to ar range a meet with Carnegie Tech for November thirteenth to be run over the same difficult course as they ran Satuiday Tech beat Pitt by almost the same score as the Nittany runners and the encounter will prime the Blue and White for the championship jaunt. The Lions will begin work again Monday. BLUE BAND TO PRESENT CONCERT IN HARRISBURG Seventy-five Men Make Trip to Capitol City—Band Will Go to Philadelphia Presenting a program of semi-clas sical music, the Blue Band will give a concert in the Lemoyno high school auditorium in Harrisburg Thursday evening Seventy-five members of the Band will take part in the concert and will leqve the Capitol City the follow ing morning for the Pennsylvania football game In the recently built Lcmoyne high school building the musical program will be staged under the joint auspices of the Harrisburg Penn State alumni and the Men’s Brotherhood of Camp Hill Presbyterian church. The musicians will continue on to Philadelphia on Friday morning where headquarters will be established at the Bellcvue-Stratfoid hotel. COMPLETE CANCER CURE PREDICTED BY DR. BUTTS IN LECTURE TO PRE-MED “Cancer will be cuied corrjpletclv in the future,” Di D. C. A. Butts of the Hahnemann Medical college told the pte-medical students at an infor mal talk Thursday evening in Room 4 McAllister Hall. Docor Butts is in charge of the X-ray and radium lab el ntorics at the Hahnemann Hospital in Philadelphia After searching for the causes of cancer for the past eight years he has been completing his investigations of the chemical difference between cancer and normal tissue in the lab oratories here Doctor Butts left foi Chicago Fri day to address the American Physics society. Latest Girls’ Bob— “ Andy’s” Shingle PRICE FIVE CENTS BREAKS FIGURE AS SLOVENLY NITTANY OFFENSE SUBDUES GEO. WASHINGTON Visitors Open Scoring Against Scrubs When Harris Runs Seventy Yards After Scooping Fumble LION CRIPPLES RETURN Team Fails to Impress In 20-12 Victory—Lungren, Greene Tally Touchdowns in Second Period Twenty points registered m the ‘•.ccond quarter proved to be enough to subdue a stubborn George Wash ington eleven on New Beaver Field Saturday afternoon, the Lions trium phing in a listless tiff, 20-12 Breaks of tnc game enabled the visitors to score both of their touch downs Pitted against the Nittany sec ond team in the opening quarter, the Capitol City lads drew first blood when Harris, fleet halfback, recovcicd a fumble by Houscrman nnd laced seventy yards across the final chalk mark. Again in the third period a Blue and White miseue resulted in a touchdown when Captain Sapp inter cepted a pass by Lungien m midfield and twisted his way the entire route Coach Bozdek’s regulars, inserted at the beginning of the second quar ter, piled up twenty points m short order, but were far fiom impressive m the final half Clever broken field running by Lungren was responsible for two six-pointers, while Greene drove his way across the line foi tho third. Lion Cripples Return For the first time, since the season starred, the Blue and Whit" wa3 at its maximum strength. Captain Wes ton made his initial home debut of tho year when he substituted for Lesko in the second half, while Ro'*oke, staT halfback and King-pm of Lion at tack, performed for the first tune smeo he was injured m the Lebanon Valley battle Although the Blue nnd While barks piled up sixteen first downs to one for the visitors, the game was sluggish Successful passes accounted for al most half of the total ground gained by the Lions, as well as two of the three touchdown-. Careless intcrfeience anti mediocre running pi evented any possible Nit tany sconng m the second half. Tho forwards mot plenty of resistance in the bulkv George Washington linemen, and opened few holes for the slow havcling backs Visitors Score First After the attack of the Lion scc ond-sti ingers lmd been halted effec tively, the Capitol City eleven tested the Nittrny line and found it substan tial Stchmnn kicked to Pincura on Hie George Washington forty-yard line After two successful line plun ges by Pritchard, Houscrman circled left end but fumbled as he was tack led Harris scooped the ball on a dead lun and dashed seventy yards accompanied by half of the visiting team. Sapp’s pass to Perry for the extra point was grounded Neithci eleven showed ofletmve punch until Piitehnid smashed through center and reversed his field (Continued on last page) PLAYERS WILL STAGE “THE WITCHING HOUR” J. Wheatley and Miss Davis in Leading Roles—Complete Itinerary Aj ranged When the Penn State Playen intio duce “The Witching Hour” in the Auditorium, Novotnboi nineteenth, one of the best diamas ever attempt ed by the College pcifonneis will go on the boards, according to Dircctoi A C, Cloctingh The Plnyeis uic put ting cveiy effort to perfect then nct ing, for the play will he given tn a number of Pennsylvania ami Ohio cit ies after its initial showing. In the role of Jack Biookficld, Jack son Wheatley' ’29 will assume the lend ing male lole while Miss G M Dnvts ’2B will enact Mis. Alice Campbell Both have carried importunt roles in previous Players shows AH. Cloctingh is using a double cast for this show nnd intends to keep the play in ichenisnl thioughout the year. “Tho Witching Horn” wav staged by the Penn State Players in 1921 and met with gieat success.