Perm State (Lollegian ' Published semi-weekly during: the College year by students of the Penn sylvania State College, in the interest of Students, Faculty, Alumni and Friends of the College. EDITORIAL STAFF H. W. Cohen *29 R. T. Enebel *26 A. K. Smith ‘26 . W. J. Durbin ’26. IT. L. Kellner ’26 R. A. Shaner *26 JUNIOR NEWS EDITORS W. F. Adler ’27 G. E Filler ’27 E. H. Coleman *27 W. I* Reod ’27 JUNIOR WOMEN’S NEWS EDITORS Ellen A. Bullock '27 Frances U Forlios '27 Mary E. Shnnor ’27 BUSINESS ST XFF T. Cain Jr. '2fl G. L. Guy ‘2O G. E. Brumfield ‘2O ASSISTANT BUSINESS MAN VC EPS S R Robb '27 F. N Weidncr. Jr ‘27 B. C WVuTon ‘27 The Penn State COLLEGIXN Invites communications on anv 'subject of college interest Letters must brai the slgnntuies of the wnteis Names tiT communicants will lie published unless requested to bo kept cnnfideutiil It assumes no responsibility liowc.’oi, for sentiments e'piesMsl in the Letter Box and reserves the right to exclude anv whose publication would be palpably inappropriate All copy for Tuesday’s issue must be m the ofl>c by ten n m. on Monday, and for Fiidav’s issue, by ten a. m on Thursday. Subscription price. $2 30 if paid before December 1, 1925. Entered at the Postoflice, State College. Pn. ns second-class matter Office: Nittany Printing and Publishing Co Building, State College, Fa Telephone: 292-W, Bell Member of Eastern Intercollegiate Newspaper Association TUESDAY MAY 11, 1926. A THOUSAND-DOLLAR STUNT Someone once said “When a dog bites a man. it's, an oidinary occuiicnce. when a man bites a dot?, that’s nous.” Smclaii Lewis has attained the goal of a \ei.v gieal novelist —the fiont page of the pi os-,. Yeai s and yeai sit took, he. together with e\ ei y othei fiee-lance and thought-lluowei. ha.s worked incessantly, evei reaching, e\ei wilting, evei st living to get onto the front page But e\en though he has turned out some middlin’ good stuff m that time, it was onlv mdncctlv that his “Auowsnnth” gamed toi him the publicity which he now has Smclaii Lewis has retused the Puhi/ei pii/e of one thousand dollais (think of it), aw aided each year to the novelist doing the woik which best poitiays conteni poraiy American life. One thousand dollars foi the fiont page Perhaps Mr Lewis is money-pooi and has so much Jupitei mnneta that a paltry giand is nothing more than a drop in the bucket Pei haps he is \ery pioud and desires that no gifts be be stowed on him. Then, again, pcihaps what he says is his true icason, that he will not be a slave to the pri/e-contest idea and stifle his feelings m older that lie may wuite the no\el which is help up as the haimless model , We suppose that the Committee of Award, aftei e\erythmg »tas over, wracked its biain and muttcicd: “Well, we’ve got to h'and it (not the pu/e) to Mi. Lewis He ceitainly got onto the fiont page without taking the prize ” And now’ that the novelist has. turned upon his judges and got onto the front without the gwaid, we wondei what is to be done with the thousand Wi" it "be given to a second best 7 Or will no one allow himself to be clas sified among the also-ians 7 Or will the money be donated to the founding of a journal of self-e\piession Or anything else 7 Mi Lewis is on the fiont page and eveiyone knows it. The thousand is in the bank, and no one wants it We congiatulate Mi Lewis upon his success, the Committee of Award upon its giving. the pi l/e and retaining the money. When a man bites a dog— THE EVIL THAT MEN DO Now that the not is o\ei and the sulfur fumes have been as similated by the atmosphere, wc pause to comment on the wajron pile. High tempeialures, caused by a bunch of lamebrains who veiled “Let’s get this” and “Let’s get that” and who then stood aside while the mob milled in seaich of “thises” and “thats.” were lcsponsiblc foi the biggest load of wheels and tin bodies cvei piled up to obstruct Co-op Coiner. The paiade was a good one until . The damage done last Thuisday night amounts appioximately to fixe hundied dollais: live hundred dollais w’hith will be taken fiom a turn! usually con tnbuting to the memorial left by the graduating class The file ha/aul created ccitainly worried every merchant whose place oi business is m the vicinity of the Corner. The College authorities w6ic appalled by the lack of thought evinced by those action-u a/q individuals who .assailed the women’s dormitories and those who attempted unsuccessfully to haul away the great.gun trom its abode m fiont ot the Aimory. What thinking man would wish to depiixe the College of a fitting semoi class memorial'* What thinking man could wish for anothci gieat file on Co-op Corner? What thinking man would w ish to openly insult a woman student, to haul the gun to the Coi nei with no purpose m mow'* Certainly not the man who is really ; a credit to Penn State, not the man who thinks. Mob uile tears from us oui pride, our respect and our leason The parade was held in a worthy cause, but—the evil that men do lives aftei them Varsity Clashes With | Villanova Tomorrow (Continued fiom fust page) puzzle to the Nuw swatteis, wlu> found him foi eleven safeties befoie he was tcplaced In Ilamcs The soph onioie f.uoil no bettei and si\ hits l.mg fiom the opposing bludgeons Xflei what piovtd to be the winning tillv was scoied in the eighth Lefty Page took up the hulling, but the dam age was done Chief Renilei called on Jancll to seive his lucbnlls but the lankv nght liamlei was duven to covei in the lifth aftu fotu luns had ciovsed the plate Cipt.un Wilson gieetcd Tuggle with a home iuu into light held, account ing for the tenth and linal iuu for Penn State Tuggle’s Pitching Saves Game Fiom then on the Nittany batsmen weie helpless be p ote tne southpaw slants of Tuggle The Nnvy lelief lioxman allowed the home team but tlueo hits, including Wilson’s homci, for the lemamdei of the contest Navv thieatened in the opening stinza. Wind singled to left Con di a sent Waid to thud with a bound ci to left. Stvbmski hit Cooper and the liases weie loaded but he put on . Editor-In-Chief Assistant Editor Managing Editor Associate Editor Associate Editor Associate Editor U. W. noward ’27 IT. G. Womslcy ’27 Business Manager Advcrlning Manager Ctreul ition Manager | The home team got busy in its half and five hits and an ctioi accounted fot foui tuns Kent was eioditod with a hit when he diove a hnci off Coopei'i, glove Lungicn piopelled a nnghtv smash that lolled under the gtandstand m left centei, seoimg Kent ahead ot him. Stjboiski con tmued his steady clouting of past games when he spanked a binglo to left Han is' one-base Knock sent Stv to think \fter the Nittany fust hackei had pilfeied second Scliwait' came through with a smash to ccntci, Sty boi f>ki and Hams ‘•coimg. The Middies came back in the sec ond and assumed the lend limns foozled Hneilm’s gioundei and Schwab sent lus teammate to second with a single to left Both tunnels scoied on Waid’s tliiec ply hit to centei that Wilson misjudged After Leslie funned foi the second nut, a walk, two moic singles and an enor by Schwartz accounted foi three moie tuns. Penn State tied it up ut fne apiece In the hint of the second lliu unp ton walked, icached second on inter im's en or and scoied on Lunpion’s second hit. a sinple to center. The Inst Nittnny flat c-up occulted in the fifth and aftei the fluriv was ovei Penn State had a 10-fi lead on the vis •o j itois PENN STATE OBSERVES ! NATIONAL MUSIC WEEK Vocal And Hand Programs Mark Event—Sunday dec Club Conceit Postponed Xation.il Music Week was absolved at Penn Mule fm the thud successive mmi lift week, when two \ncul and instrumental piogiams wcic given un dei the diicctum of the depnitment of Music On Wednesday night \ocnl iiiumc piuimniniUcd at the All-College Sing. \mnng the vocalists who assisted the Men’s Glee Club and the vnisity (|uutct wuic I J 1). Belt/ ’2'» and Miss A«ln Komis ’2B. Thuisdnv evening the flout c.impu/ was the scene of a conceit given by the Glue Hand mulct the ducction of W O Thompson, b indmastei The Gills’ Glee Club conceit, listed fm Sundav afternoon, was postponed The entne olisirv ince was undei the dnection of Dem Giant Its pmpo-.e was “the awakening ut the whole com munitv to the impoitance of music as a factm in the life of an individ ual” Mine than 131 K) othei towns tlnnugliout the counttv obseived the week with Mnular celebrations FARM DGI.Gt, \TES TO CONFER State agncultuial oig tm/ations will send nioie than thntv iepresen tatives to a conference heie May nineteenth, it was learned vestcid.iv The gioup will he under the leader ship of Miles Hoist, secrctaij-tieas utcr of the Pennsylvania Potato Gurnets’ Association P’-ses to lust Kent singled to light neld, Millington suumg Limgien’» third safot' of the nftcihoon seined Rent and Gi ecu but Cv was out tiyiug to make second When Stvboiski tame ihiough with a homer that lol led to the football piacticc held, his fifth of the campaign, Coach Bcndci decided it vvn.» enough foi Jnucll and Tuggle was called in Wilson deliv ered his homer and finir then on it was ill Tuggle All u 11 o a l Wiinl rf p * « 4 | <| ii 1.-sll. If ' ’i I) J 1 0 II Coi.ilrn cf I 1 £ ? 0 ii liK'l'tr s« 1 ‘ J a l) llunnUmi 111 *, £ £ 7 n u lliunu r 'iin Zb I 1 1 t 1 0 lliu rim . ’» Z i 1 1 J All R 11 O A I Kent ll> > > j £ i 1 uiinnn S. 1 1 s (I 1 n U-Sloi. rf . p it ii t» n ir llslnvH |> 0 0 0 0 0 0 l''UO |. 1 II II 0 1 II stjlK.is.kl |i rf £ 1 ! i i Wil-on tf V I £ l li o lliori- Hi 1 1 g 7 0 1 ‘..10 iris. Jl. I (I t 1 J J jliirrniiii.il 11. £ j ii || ii ii TuliiU 10 I I g 7 7 * Nnv\ il ’. ii ii i 1 n 1 I— 1J I’.nn S’ut< 1 10 7 0 0 0 0 n—lo Tnu bus, tntx—ltn. rim Comur Dirt. I.uo biiH—Wur.l _> iloi.u. runs—l urturi n st\ iM.r.ki VV iNoti Sn. riliitn—Coin]m Hiur l.n liif.lt. Sthutirl*. Stolen Im-stst—Coinlrn. Harris Lurried nun—Nut) |v nn stuli i. I.tft on lm«<*—Nat\ |{ I'.nn sum S iJoui.'. I.ll> Wnr.l to s.im,,!, Hum.lion I ir.t lom on bilb-oir Mjljunkl I Huitus ■i I’m. 1 Inrrdt I luirri. l Strutl. .mi— l.x i <. llnin.s 1 IW I J„ rri | j lu bl.. I Hit l.v j.luhtr—Ctwintr tStjlmr sun ItKlm i Pin i . Ih.in.x ilu-clt.) Hits ofT—Xtvbonkr II in l '£• I Hu.mst i, i„ £ ■>. i l iut 1 in I M liiroll 10 m I ».| Tuu'l. J n . 1-1 Winning j.iuhir— I irrt II Unin - LEADING UON HITTERS G AB R II Ave Stvboiski j 17 7 II Gi" Pago 1 11 1 5 131, Lungien (5 21 10 10 i:il Rent - G 10 G 11 ;IGG Wilson G 20 d U IMG 1 (Above lotoid of pluveis npiiearing .n lour oi moie games ) ALBERT DEAL& SON Heating AND Plumbing 317 Frazier Street For Move Up Day Linen Knickers Fancy Golf Hose Snappy Ties Merton Caps Mallory Hats THE FASHION SHOP CIIAS. E. WILLIAMS THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN | PENN STATE GRANGE TO I GIVE DRAMA AT MILHEIM Fm the benefit of its memorial fund the Penn State Grange will pie sent "Seeing Far,’’ a tlnce-nct histor ical di.imt wntten bv.Piof W. R Got don of the agncultuial extension depni tment and Mignon Lott, in the Umonville Giange hall Wednesdax ev ening and in the Milheim conin.umtv hall Ftulay evening The proceeds of the perfoimane o will he tinned into n fund for t* e con sti uclum of a gills’ dmtntloty at Penn State “Soemg Fni" ileals with nral life and aims to show the faimeis how they niav better then situation by co opciating among themselves. The plot is based on actual occuucnces >n Milheim m vicinity Oscai Shcrn’i’n ’2B ami Miss Nellie Shuev caiw the le tiling tolcs FLORAL CLUB DISCUSSES SOCIETY ESTABLISHMENT Meeting Thuisduv evening, the Flor al Club elected officers fm 102 G-27 and discussed the establishing a chap ter of Pi Alpha Xt, piofessionul floi icultme fraternity, at Penn State C. E McFndden ’27, was elected president of the organization; F P Walton '2B, vice {resident, W E Phillips ’27, secretary and D C Fnir ;buin '27, tionsuicr Donald Wyman ’2O, outgoing piesi dent, announced that.the Alpha chip tci of Pi Alpha Xi, founded at Cor nell, will initiate the chattel members of the Floral Cluba>ome time in the noni futme Plot icultiuc students in the upper thndjof then class will ;«* eligible A committee consisting of ; C E McFndden ’27, N J MacDonald ;’2tinndJ P Yerkms ’27, was appoint ed to entertain the visitors CADET CAMPS ARRANGED BY R. 0. T. C. OFFICERS By action of the Council of Adnun istiation, Fiiday afternoon, May twenty-eighth, has been set apiut for the obsei vnnee of militniv field day All icgular work of the College will be suspended nt noon as has beer customaiy Included in the pioposed piogiam fm the annual Held day will be com petitive company drill and individual competition To the winning company will be avvmded a special quidon to be earned m pamdes the following year. The victoi in the individual manutl of arms competition will ic ceive a gold medal, while the wrnne.s of the uniform race, ciab nice aril shoe race will awnids. Jewelry FOR Move Up Day HANN & O’NEAL East College Ave. Varsity Billiard Parlor Pocket and Carrom Billiards are good recreationsifplayed in a clean and quiet place. Try our place and be judge for your self. - H. G. MORRELL | i CO-EDS CHOOSE STUDENT GOVERNMENT OFFICERS Miss Frank Elected President Of Vi. S. G. A—Athletic Leaders Selected At a nn«s meeting held In the wo men students ln*.t week, officeis weie elected foi both the Women's Student Government Association and the Wo men’s Athletic Association Miss Is R Finnk '27, was elected piesident of the governmental bodv and Miss E It Fomeiov '2B, was chosen vico-piesi dent Miss G. I Toewo’2't, is the new troaxuiei Miss A M Engl ind '27 and Miss M M. Mnthei '27 weie elected senim senators, Miss I. E Smith '2B and Miss 11. E Ciockoi '2B, weie chosen foi the jumoi senate and Miss C Ap ple ’2B foi the sophomoio body Fot the athletic association, Miss N E Shendan wib elected piesident and Miss M W Wheeler '2B, vice piesident Miss H E Ciockei '2B, was chosen secretin v of the bodv and Miss C M Ognibeno '27, tieasuicr. Athletic Association Will Elect Officers Voting to elect a piesident and soc ietal v of the Athletic Association foi l ( >2C-27, students will cast then bal lots in boxes pi ovidcd at thou tespcc tive schools Thuisdav morning fiom eight until twehe o'clock Those nominated foi president in chapel Wednesday and Thuisdav weie: C R Beigionn '27, R B Foui acre '27, G M Hams '27, G L Set man '27, J H Stewait '27, W J Tmish '27 ami h. R Weston '27 The nominees foi societal} weie A C Allowaj '27, C G Guuiei '2B, 11. B Gunck '27, J C Inghim "27, I* It Page '27 and J C Rmai t '27 On the «nmc ballot Penn State stu dents will \ote on two phases of mtei collegtnte athletics, the tiamp athlete and the foui \eai lesulencc i tiling RENT A CAR , , DRIVE-IT-YOURSELF 116 McAllister St. Direct from Our jViu York 'Jtutoring Shops to 1 on Bromley’s CLOTHES A mi Judge for Yourself COMPMU-: this four pl.t.- s(x>rU suit with the most MiutrL and jaunt > sutLS of iht* kind mmi lum mi n ut .hi} nru >* ltoomy to it with slightly fitted two-l«itl»m .IHst, vest, knit Kits unit Inin; trouser*, from umisiullv mitts unit xp-iuoii* British disown '{lie nmker-lo we.ircr method mill,in jx.ssil.le u suit of UiiKiittr k live type,fuiill h sidy Uniond, al the n-ui.trKtiliiy low prn mic m uml sot* it BROMLEY’S CLOTHES b Intkt 4bth screor, N V Ht 7 Broadwxy. N V ' 177 Hroudw-iy, N V We really think the reason why We're happy is because we buy —At FISIiBURN’S \ A T>getr j FOR the protection of your pocketbook as well as your health you should visit this shop. Meats of appetizing sweet ness —meats that arc pure and tenderand sold with an understanding courtesy. FISHBURN’S On East Beaver Phone 357 Interscholastic Track Crown Goes To.Kiski {Continued from fust page) competition with such men ns Rowe of F and M und Hansen of Kiskt, lie heaved the weight 4f> feet 2 2-5 inch es In addition he took second place m the discus THE POINT SCORE: Kiski, 8(5; F mid M 28; Dickinson Semmmv 21, Coudcispoit 14 1-2, East Kuthciford 11; State College 11. Jeisev Shoie 7 1-2, Ln Salle 5 1-2, Potomac State 5; Pittsburgh Acadomv 5; Miles Township 5, Mount Caimel 5, Bellcfonte 4, Mount Un ion 8; Replogle 8, Rochester Tech 1 1-2; Lewistuwn 1; Altoona Catholic 1; Ebombuig 1-2 The Sumnmiics* KWI-yur.l third 11. r„*. r Altoona ’ Cuthniio Muh ih«o! fourth linn* I minute I‘l J. 5 m-i- llli-ynril rim—Won li> llnrtl.lmuuh kinUi 1 indLrnmll) DnMnxon S.mimiry, hiloiul Ixl Inch. 1 nml M. third lourar.Un Pn timuu sint. Nurimil. fourth Tim. 5J l-*i x.-oond*. rwomil. run—Won l.y D.twiUr, Mil. r.!wn«hu> Ki.ln.y, Cmiil. r“|n.rt x.mnd lvn.li lui«t Unthi-ford third Mctllnii) 11. 1.1. ii Ip fourth rime. 10 minute JO 1-" JJo.ynrd ilnuh—Won l.y «. tlr Kiokl Me .rack.ii, riitid.uri.li Auukniy ..end Pin- Chocolate Marshmallows. 39- SPECIAL THIS WEEK CANDYLAND Rush Printing Co. Fraternity and Commercial Printing NOTE TABLETS and STATIONERY 109 E. Beaver Ave. Across From Post Office BELL 112-J BLUE MOON Fine Eats Good Service Bring Your Friends SUUS-SUITS-SUITi $ r Reduction j Reduction On Every Suit or Topcoat In Our Store A large selection from Society, August Bros., Statler, Hart Schaffner & Marx, and Kirschbaum Brands. FROMM’S OPP. FRONT CAMPUS Tuesday, May 11, jyiC. clink, I uxl Uulhcrfnrd, third kk'intol ■■ml M. fourth 'Unit .'J 1-5 xecondx Half Mil.—Won l.y llavor, 1 and llialmnn Mount Union, r.Hotld Scott. M Carin.l, third 10n... Ltwixloun fo Him J minute 1) *l-5 xt-cnn.l. JJii-ynr.l low hurdle—Won l.y llrow Hlxkl ilrcxxlin, Mount Cnrnitl hoc (.ritlltlts. likklibon Seminary. third G. I)l.kiiiK.ui Seminary, fourth Time, J 7 ijll-yiir.l hl,*h hurdle—Won hy llrow hixkl: Iliii.Kr Slnto Collect* xiitm.l. G. IliLkilixon Seminary third No fo iirni* IT 1-r. xotondx shol.|.ui—Won by llaycx, Di.kinson 5 mury. Ilnuo. i and M. kcloii.l llur Mxki third /ahurunxky Kant Knthtri fourth Dixtunc. -11 l ftit i J-5 iniix-x Juv.lin thrott—Won hv Muxxcr Stnt.* I«si slum Icy. stut,. College xcum.l Viu Potomac SUita Normal, third lirimtur und M . fourth Oixtnmc Hl*, f.xt 1 iml Vole Vault—Won l.y Auxtin Coudirxt k. ninxly, .l.r»,y Shore Slilli ll...hu)Ur r.*ch and hutiihr h anil M for third il.li'ht in fo.t in iachex lilish jami>—Won hy Auntiii CoudorHi Sullivan i„i Sail.. and kcinn.ly J. Shor. 11..1 for xic.md lllm.m KWhunr CroiT I and M. ti,*.i for fourth liciirl f.xl 6 iiu lu*« Dixvux throw—Won liy Itowo F and JlayLM. I)i. kiiiKin Seminary nronil 111 l.x, hixki third /ahaninxl.) H.xt Kt ford, fourth Dixtaiui I’D f«,t a 11-f. ir Uroiid ilimii-».n o) PliKlink. Jxu,t ; erford IU-xt Ilidlof.int.. h.com.l Armxt 1. rxn Shore and Auxtin. Coud. rxiM.rl. for third nixtan.L JO f.s l 1 t.J nuhi Hamm, r throw—Won l.y W'omxliy 1 llrow alo* ki«M x. wind Hull.. p..t Suite Normal thir.l Holts- kixkl, f, nwtuiue 151 feet I 1-5 inchox LOST—Blown leather note-book, sire huge! than field st/e ( tains semester notes in history, nlogv and English Return to C LEGIAN ofiieo or to Mildicd \V McAHislei Hall. @TfTpXii(fani(TfiVafFe < _ ibweat^tw CATII VUM Tuestla} VERV lIKVNOLDS in “The Million Dollar Handu Wednesdnj ALL STAR CAST in •'Three Faces East’ Thurxdaj VDOLPHE MFNJOU in “A Social Celebrit}' NITT \NY Tttesdav— CORRINNE GRIFFITH in "Mile Modiste" Stark. Bros, V&CtberdashoFS In the University Manner JACK HARPEI SINCE 191: