Tuiiodny. Aiuil ZU, MILK MOST POPULAR CAMPUS LIQUOR, SAYS GENIAL VENDOR While the whole country is agog with the “whys" and "whynoth" of the prohibition amendment, and sociolo gists and lecturers me bonously de-! claiming that liquor is the curse ofi the college, William Gates, a small,' white-capped mddy cheeked figme,| declares that most of the intemperate drinl mg at Penn State is done over the marble bar of the •'lcamoiy ‘■alcs toom in the Duiry Building on Ag Kill Mi. Gates is n r.ale-rt:m and shopkeeper and he ought to know Each day Mr. Gates sells dun/ pio ducts to the value of one nundied and fifteen dollars ovci the counter of his sales room and on warm days the ic ecipts climb with the tempciatuie “Mon can say what they will,” de clued Mr. Gates, “but most of the drinking m this college goes on light across this And he pointed pioud ]v to the gleaming white counters and ntooU that give an inviting appear ance to the place. “Do you know,” he continued im pressively, “that next to ice cieam we sell more chocolate milk than any thing else. The snlcs of that cooling beverage proves beyond a doubt that the most populai liquor on this cam pus is chocolate milk. Those wishing a drink with moie kick may choose buttermilk.” Mr. Gates looked about him triumphantly. The custodian of the milk fountain stoutly asserts that co-eds are his best customcis. Not only do they come often and eat hemtily but they have n large peisonal following. The guls' favorite dish is lemon ice. “Never have I had, a complaint,” went on Mr. Gates, “but once a Lib eial Artist, a conceited nonchalant man about town, had the effiontoiy to object because there was no foam nn his bottle The neive of him,” said Mr. Gates, bi idling Then he snulod appreciatively, “Two-vear Ags have the greatest capacity. They sel dom stop w ith less than foui dishes ” For compactness and tidiness, the local treameiy lias few equals. An automatic refrigeration system, elec licully operated, pieseives the pio ducts without the use of. icc. An au tomatic, self-registering machine has leplaccd the ordinary cash legistei, while an electric fan keeps the pations cool and contented on the most sultiy days There is a significant reason vvhy innumerable nicklcs and dimes which student books record as contnbutions toward books, incidentals and chapel collections, find then way mto Mr. Gates’ till. “THE KID HIMSELF" TO BE PRESENTED FRIDAY (Continued from fust page ) nedy ’26 taking the smile piovokmg parts Next week the club will peifoim in Wilhamspoit. This will be the initial stop of a southern tour to include Yoik, llniusbuig, Baltimore, Wash ington, Old Point Comfort, and Hamp ton Roads Tius trip was ouginallv planned for the Easter- vacation but was postponed As this will be the first time the Thespians have ventured this far south, the tup is mousing un usual interest. Dress Sets Tux Sets and Studs HANN & O’NEAL JEWELERS —i' • T Cornell University Summer Session in LAW First Term, June 21 to July 28 CONTRACT, Assistant Piofes sor Whiteside of the Cornell Law Faculty. PROPERTY, Mr. Wilcox of the New York Bar SURETYSHIP, Piofessoi Camp bell of the Harvard Law Fac ulty. MORTGAGES, Piofexsor Camp- bell. TRUSTS, Professor Fraser, Dean of the Minnesota Law Faculty. MUNICIPAL CORPORATIONS Piofesoi Burdick. Dean of the Cornell Law Faculty PRACTICE, Professor McCus kill of the Cornell Law Fac ulty Second Term, July 29 to Sept. 3 CONTRACT, continued AGENCY, Professor Thompson of the University of Pitts burgh Law Faculty. WILLS, Professor Vance of the Yale Law Faculty. INSURANCE, Professor Vance. BANKRUPTCY, Assistant Pro fesor Robinson of the Indiana University Law Faculty PARTNERSHIP, Professor Wil son of the Cornell Law Fac ulty. CORPORATIONS, Professor Stevens of the Cornell Law Faculty. Sutdcnt9 may begin the study of law m the summei session For catalog, address the CORNELL LAW SCHOOL Ithaca, N. Y. 1 1 1928 To Hold Important j Class Meeting Thursday j Theio will be n meeting of the | Sophomore class Thuisdnv night (" in the Bull Penn at seven o’- clock. The proposed fieshmun | sophomore smoker, the pushbrll j sciap, spmt week mid povoity j day will bo discussed. The ! Soph llop committee will sub- I nut its icpoit COMMITTEES APPOINTED FOR FRESHMAN SMOKER Plans foi the fust freshman-sopho more smoker m the lustoiy of Penn State were discussed at u meeting of the ficshman class Fiulnv evening i It was decided thnt the affan would; take place some time in May I Piesident Jackson appointed the! following committees to mrange foi 1 the smokei. cnteitainmcnt—J R Horn, chan nun, W S Cienl, A F Fcivcr, J K. .Tones, Edwmd Lvon,. Ji., W S Tumei; lefreshment—E F ftndd, Ji , chauman, L II Bell, K 11 Bcndci, R W. Ilalev, W. J Unit, annngement—E D Blau, chauman, .1 V. Fischer, D. F James, E J: Loik wood, R. F Sclnieror; icception—K W. Wolfe, chauman; W C Body comb, \\ A Graver, J. G House. A R I<*en borg, advertisement—M M. Johnson chauman; L E Adams, M. A. Kline, J M Schuchmnn, H G Wcstcilield These committees will meet at the Lnmbdu Chi Alpha house at soven tluity o’clock this evening LA VIE SCHEDULED TO APPEAR MAY FIFTEENTH (Continued fiom first page) method is expected to alleviate much difficulty at iclcase time. Each nm loi will loceive two volumes Although some nif.m intion has' been bioadcnst concerning the high lights of the new L.iVie the novel de tails have not been menlioned and the 1927 publication is cioating mtciosr. The book was indexed last ,/ tm/w %%*■& / f Aida#- I/ j timfitattOK. j j / ')!**&s& jj f o’ / u MAKE your friends There is & Pepp/e Paster laugh! Send them let- to express every mood and ters with the funny Peppie thought you have. Pasters —the newest fad. Put them in your diary and All the rage at Mt. Holyoke, memory book. 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( n nr MEDAL TO BE AWARDED TO RANKING SOPHOMORE ENGINEER BY SIGMA TAU As nn incentive foi undoiclassmen of the engineering school to attain a high scholastic rccoid, Sigma Tau, honormy enginociing fiaternitv, will give a gold mcdnl to the «ophomoie engineer obtaining the highest am age foi Ins first tluce scmesleis m college The medal will be given annually on spring Scholniship Day. The first i.no will be awaided at the coming cxeiusos on April .twenty-ninth The uvvnrding of this prize was, deemed advisable bv the members of Sigma Tnu aftei they had investigat ed and found that many of the engin eers do not obtain Ruflieient honoi points duung thou fust two yea is and m the sonioi yeai sciucely have enough honni points for graduation Juniors Offer Gala Promenade Friday (Continued from fust page) grams weie icccivcd yesterday by the committee In Goldkcltc the Piom hiu, secured a master hnimony cinftsman. The popular Victoi nitist scoicd a lut with riuladelpluans at the Ivy Ball last week, and has been booked to play a* the Alpha Phi ball nftei his appear ance lioie Unassuming and almost inconspicu ous, GoldkeUc stalled a mutch to the musical hall of fame, and now ranks with the best m lists of the day H:s mchestin will piny seveial Penn State songs tinnsposed into the Goldkette style The Junioi Pinm guest lists will be published m the COLLEGIAN’ Finlay Fiatoimties should have then lists, m not latei than tomonow night at ten o’clock EXPERT SHOE REPAIRING Neatly Done at Reasonable Prices PennStateShoeßepairCo. Two Shops—-108 S. Frazier St, and Allen Street, under the Peoples National Bank THE PEHN STATE CuLLhGIAi GRIDDERS ENGAGE IN PRACTICE TILTS Scrimmage, Dummy Work. Punt ing,,Signal Sessions Mark Week’s Practice FORWARD PASSES USED TO TEST PENALTY RULE Supcnor tenmwoih anil poweiful line-bucking enabled the fust term of Lion giiddcib to subdue then sec ond team associates m a icgulutiun game on New Beavci Field S,iturd.iV| afternoon, 13-0. Coach Dutch Ilex -: mann '•upeivised the seinnmuge and, used only tluce plavs Following this, hectic battle the sec-] ond eleven engaged in a bnef sessionl with the thn d string vv.u i -oi s and ti *-! umphed 7-0 Although the lootball, spn it was not in the .ur a hi isk wind , that swept ovci the field added rest] to the gnd woikout WorlouH please Ouch ]} K . DO TTERER ACCEPTS while Saturday s perfoimanco gives little indication of what may be ex- POSITION AT F. AND M. peeled of the team next fall, Dutch said he was pleased with the spin'-. . , ... and head york shown Anne,ml it-j (Continued i.om l.nt page) tack that was used seveial times with “Logic,” published bv the MacMil gratifymg success tested the met its'lan compam in 1021, that has been of the new fonvaid piss pemltv rule 1 . dopted by many \moman colleges On the first team Satin day wcie The Fiankiin and Mm shall giadu- Captain Weston and Slamp. ends, IV ( ate is a membra of Phi Beta lvuppa laic und Me Andrews, tackles, and ii ml Lambda Chi Alpha fiateimties Hastings and Beiginan, guaids Ma- ( in addition to belonging to the \m honey took caie of the ccntci post i entan Philosophical Association The Submarine Is Coming To The Surface Wednesday, April 21 W. W. KNOX To Be Located In The Old Music Room THE KEEFER-NOLAN HARDWARE u Thc Store of Service” JUST IN A CAR OF LEONARD REFRIGERATORS Positively the best Refrigerator in the world. 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Whitmou* and Dnnjo*'ichl at halfback, wink Pineut.i was fho signal-cnllci ' Opposing this Imcup were Wilson and Laid, ends, Yost and Mnoi.*, tackles, Xoidel and Wille, glint d*. atm Piis.se, (.enlci Monahan um the loam at qu.itteihack with Wolff and Pousetman halfbacks and Fruit i, fullback The thud stung gnddeis included C/unke and Welch at ends, Heist and McCoombs at tackle, Bergman and Laufer at guaid and Fianev centei IVhu directed the team as quaitoi lack and altunatcd canying the bull with Doinbeigei and Goodman, half backs, and Mussolmo fullback The expel leneed veteians displaved a inaikcd steadiness while the fiesh men showed up well m sciappy lire plunging. Spnng piactice sessions will piobablv end Fndav oi ba'iu day Last week the gi aiders weie sent: tinough a piogwun of punting, thiov.-! ing, diop kicking, duminv tackling] and signal wotk Light eneounteix! among foui teams weie on the rauli foi Tuesday and Wednesday I DEAN \\;ARNOCK EXPLAINS MOTOR CAR REGULATION (Continued from first page) one With the pie«cnt low pn.-e of second-hand eais, theie i*- no doubt that five bundled oi iu.:e students would be having cais hete Each jnml looking liatetnilv house would be j clutteied lip with eight oi ten of these*l wlocks of bcttei da\s, What oui i stioets would be like with itch an j mu ease of wildlv-dmeti cais can be! left to the imagination ’I his jule vvoiks huidships at tin.es but on the w hole* it is a w ise t. le. and will he etifoiced ” A K V* \VS.O‘ K j SOM S ING For the Prom ; It will be just natural for you to step out I in one of AL’S new Tuxedo Vests—3 button | double breasted—material, white or black £ Special Priced at $6.35 | Other models in single and double breasted { at the same price. | AL’S Shop BASEBALL SHOES $3.50 and up The Bancroft “Winner” Tennis Racket TENNIS BALLS and EQUIPMENT THE ATHLETIC STORE On Co-Op Corner t A complete line of Formal Apparel For The Prom Tuxedos For Rent l Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing i THE FASHION SHOP CHAS. 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