Tuesday, May 23, 1922 ;
PLAYERS WORK HARD
ON JUNE PRODUCTION
Dramaticists Planning To Re-en
act Several Plays During
Coming Summer Session ,
The Penn State Viders ate planning
a very busy Wl..Cit on Pont mdts Walk,
which Is to be their Commencement of
fering this year It sill be presented in
the Auditorium on June ninth and there
Is no doubt but what It will ben of
the big features of the very elaborate
Commencement womanly
The scenery for this pm formanee has
been designed and executed by 33 II
Porterfield, T 3 and it Is one of the 11104 t
unique sets that The Players hate cunt
',resulted The play is quaint and Ma
tta ensue and Ali Pat terfield hos
needed In catching the spirit of it la
his rendering of the stage setting. The
costumes, also, ate vcr3 eleven and
quite mist.] They hate been design
ed and entrled out by bliss Ituthanna
Sharpie., T 3
In addition to nightly zeheandtis for
Pomander Walk The Players are also
carrying in lehearsql Nothing Bet The
Truth, The Witching Hour, and Clar
ence These shows, including the Com
mencement offering, will be presented
dining the Summer Session as teatmes
of the Summer School Cntertainment.
The casts that presented item doling
the winter mill be used in these rot Iv
ale as far as is possible The Summer
School engagement is another popular
feature of the extensive plans of en
liug,ement that The Players ale so lap-
Idly putting Into execution
GIRLS QUARTET TO SING
AT PHI KAPPA PHI BANQUET
The 'Varsity Girls Quartet, accompan
ied by Mrs C C Robinson, trill sing
at the banquet of the Phi Kappa Phi
Society, tomalley, evening, Wednesday,
May twenty-fourth at seven o'clock
The girls will also sing at the Univer
sity Club on Thursday night, at eight
thirty o'clock before the Pennsylvania
State Chamber of Commerce, when
about one hundred and twenty-five of
the leading farmers of the State still
meet here to consider the needs or the
School of Agriculture In regard to le..
search work
• At a meeting of the Junioi class on
Monday moiling of last week the fol
lowing officers 00010 elected for next
year Coanna IEII, President, Alice
Seighled, vice-president, Alice Man
ning, secrets*, Inca Young, treasurer
-There are fine prospects among the
girls that Father's Day will be a pleat
event So many fathers are expected
that two of the campus houses, Diemer
Cottage and Stone House, will be vacat
ed to acommodate them The girls
whose fathers were here last year will
remember the delightful banquet that
was held on Satuiday Evening in McAl
llsterliall in . ,:dnor-Tif the visiting dads
and-those la . every Indication that there
will be another event of the same kind
this week-end
SIGMA TAII FRATERNITY
HOLDS AENEAS. BANQUET
Kappa Chapter of the Sigma Tau
Honorary Engineering Fraternity held
its annual banquet last Wednesday
night at the University Club The main
speakers of the evening Mete Professors
A. J. Wood and D S Clycler Proles- -
or _Weed, head of the Mechanical En- I
gineering Department, discussed the en- I
pincer of the future. the education that
ho must have and the field he must
cover Professor Cryder spoke on the
purpose of the Honorary Maternity and
Its duty to the college and student body
The enviable position that fraternities
of this nature hold at Penn State places
responsibility upon them to spend their
efforts in raising the standards of the
college and work for the good standing
and name of its student -body.
Five buildings of the Princeton Sum
mer Camp mere recently destroyed by a
forest fire which swept the New Jersey
roast The loss amounted to approxi
mately $760 and included two counsel
ors_shacks,_ the garage, ice-house, and
cools shack Part of the funds receiv
ed from a drive staged by the protestor,
Committee of Camp Patronesses will
be appropriated for the rebuilding of
these buildings Tho damage effected
will, however, In no way, interfere with
the plans for the summer's session
It L Sackett, Dean of the School of
Engineering, is the author of a chapter
appearing In "Careers for College lien"
Industrial Engineering and the Factory
Executive aro the subjects discussed in
this chapter
The book is being published under' .
the editorship of Professor IL L. Power
of the University of California and Is!
to appear from tho press shortly oa a
vocational volume designed especially
to moist college undergraduates and
high school Seniors in selecting a life
career. Over one hundred prominent
educators and public men of the coon
-try aro sponsors of the various chap
ters.
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of the latest creations
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?RURAL LIFE" CONTAINS
INTERESTING ARTICLES
The eighth. —tnd last Issue of the
"Rural Life" has come out and con
tains sonic. Intel °sting at tichlti This is
Ix the first_ tem that thin papal has
been minted and the editors" repel t a
suttesqul season with good prospects
for neat tear. Among the Important
at titles is one conceenlng Fatfiers'
Week
P. is found that theme me to be three
'mu intensive muses taught in It two
t‘eelcs' c00t... August seventh to ninth
'rile °pulses till consume between five
111111 919 11.1 4 IL du" each, and no one,
aork mill be undertaken at the sonic
time 1* a student nutsuing any of
1110, The courses ale Agricultural
Education AGO IS The Theory of Vacs-
Penal Cduclainn It will be taught by
Call Colvin. Slate Directm of Vocation
al Education of Illinois Agricultural
Eduration I3sosS—judging Themy and
Practice August seventh to Month
Inclusive D tire Cattle will bc taught
by Professor A L Beam, August four
teenth to nineteenth inclushe Swine
—will be taught by Professor GI
Crams Dural Sociology GOIS Dural
Lao will be taught by Dean A. R. Wai•
neck
It vasent that I dldent appreshiate
has In soinethin come tliru the male
hem you to me cause I voodent say
nettle to huh your Incline Unless I
meat it Why Pansy old sunflour, you
know you shouldent let yourself get
ci hed up Jest because a hot peck bun
del of fudge coos [rutted unladylike in
the male Cause anyhow It tasted jest
11110 amessage twin Heven even If It
vss sent c o d
But I can still feel the shake that
comes (tom basin you analler tears be
fore them wet enuff to be swallered
Jost to smtesmooth the Unkels out of
yom disposition Mu, to tell bout
011001 e Gtlbbs who come nye unto
maltin nelk for the sexton out In the
Glided Gates Semetery
Minnie sits the handiest person with
a set of false teeth round her part of
the country Nobody could crimp the
lid onto a mint/ pie like' Minnie could
with them teeth Used to claim that In
the m into when the nether got much
helm% zero her teeth V. sod jest lay there
ho the inn ro an chatter away all night
THIRTY-FIVE STUDENTS
TO GO TO SILVER BAY
With the time for the Silver Bay
Confelence only a few weeks away, the
"Y" in rapidly pushing its_ plans to
completion Approximately thitty-five
men still represent Penn State at the
conference, considering the number of
applications that have been made_ to
date ,
Within the last week nine additional
men hate made their plans to go as
delegates The list includes Willard
Douglas '22, R It Wilson '22, Guy Ey
ebolt T 3, C E Finley '23, C jyy, Hair
'2l, Wilbur Selnt '24, Carl Calhoun '2l,
T C Ginlst '25 and Carl Smink '26
The "T" is now considering plans for
the transportation of the delegates
About eight - of Eh - en - I - will Mao the trip
by-hiking, and the remainder will Prob
ably go by automobile Six ears have
already been secured and an additional
one will be gotten in a short time The
automobiles malting tho trip aro the
"1" Extension Car, and tho private
cars of Mr. Olmstead, Prof L L Fos
ter, Rev 21 P. Babcock, Harry Kim
mel '2l end I. R. Male '2l
The anonuncement from the Confer
ence for students from other lands is
of special importance As an induce
ment, these students are not required
to pay the regular registration fee, and
their board, and room foe will amount
to only on-half of the regular-assess
ment, the'remainder being paid by the
Committee on Friendly Relations
Among Foieign Students In the past
years it has been the custom of the
school to send foreign students and in
ell probability Katsutcahl Naito will
attend the conference as a delegate from
Penn State
PROGRAM FOR MAY DAY
FESTIVITIES ANNOUNCED
(Controued from first Digo)
by closed nominations and the result
is kept secret
rrhe Fete Is ta - ho more elaborately
staged this year than ever before. A.
canopy and throne are being made In
the Engineering Department, and Miss
Ruth Stamyood, Physical Culture Dime
tm, has been training the dancers for
mvel,s
The affair is primarily for the girls,
but faculty and town friends, and es-
Perlaily the town girls, are invited to
attend Provision has been wade to
entertain four hundred guests but more
than that number can be accommodated
as spectators
...
The only thing needed now to insure
the complete success of the pageant Is
hair weather, and oven that has been
Provided for by arranging two dates.
If Wednesday's weather Is unfavora
ble, the Fete will lea hold on Thursday
at the same hour.
We have an attractive proposition to
offer a student 'or two etudente work
ing In paltnorship for the term 1922-
23
No money to Invest We will furnish
a Ford ear
.Address W Z, cora of COLLEGIAN
The Love Letters of
A Shorthorn
(ColTYrighted 192"2-by IL EJ3 di )
130,ml Sunday 4
un meels
Clot yea Pane),
Soft an gentel the rain ens
Gdlht—
onenheed atn under foot Mete win no-
Itod Inn kin toe nd down tone except a
Lonniescrub perreseten t*ing out
Untie new gum I/11004. Nobody in the
Luber .a t op except a could. Inca+
t.edln the police nevelt° an gettln there
hvit. tut An me thin nothin ntlth me
nelf ("Lein lookin volt • wishful like at
the felloa behind the bats at the port
°Mee
Boy. he mays to me landa unlnthus
lastllc, If you want t shipment of candy
from Wlgglesollle lest bring round a
ohovel or oome of your Wends to the
bolt dom. Well no an Useless an BM
Dooom .10 anothei• folio, that UM 11(10
babld made bubo lound to the bal.
door Nobody had to tell me 011010
that there comb was flout, It rtoem
bles 0,000 Bllgno to much belnscat
edtol round all 0001 the 1,1000.
But the time Minnie come almost
histin herself into Hoven was when
Wheeler Leggett biting her a lime of
ear tabs fot a berthday present on Min
nie went to bed ert in to beat the band
foigettin all bout unhookin her false
teeth. Only I dont vent to get tou
liankerin round after a set of theta
'Louse I kw no tour paw a oodent allot
tea to have none till your next tel
Wet e let nln a lot bout dlfftent
things now even tiro Its not all Intro,-
tin !Me false teeth Perfessoi lolls wit,
In me pellet day hon many pet sent or
%tater uns there In milk OS per sent
anaers bill proudly- an Intellgently
98 he - says, sots he. oily statlstllm so>s
tlmres only 87 per sent In the ,erlge
milk 0 itch, I says, maybe statlatlas
dldent eat any 1011 k from our bet dln
house
Useless is gettln intrested in natchin
sitting come Says the nether has a
soils underhand meenin to the kamip
blshiess everybody In Paktum is get
tin teady to make knish, with both
hands, so Useless es ay tellin me Eton
his sister Morey el got stirred .1 , an
nad her old bow traded in for a nen
fe116,, that on. sew Ills nun buttons on
'Are bein so y !telly intiested In flouts
an such I ast Useless bat has the
meenest kind of tomato he eyes met up
with Well he sty., co sultan his files,
cowardly. tomatoes Is the ',west cause
when they hit you they sun
Aint It funny hots a fellows tummy
takes hint by the hand an perambu
lates round oyes the country There
IN on Mho Skinner got that name fast
ened onto blot lest cause his pats al
ways uas wantln to go to Dolor Only
Ylilo never amounted to much cause
they persisted In crlssenin hlns to hen
the luster Aces fruze
An think of Minerva 'fickle the same
as vas the pride of her,paus hart Why
when she wa.s a girrul, -she had the
leadin female falts—lovM disposition,
was handy with a fryln pan and could
crack eggs an sing In the quire wlth
the best of them Only Minerva wav
one of these here eloasive bewties, no
body could tell where it was She was
the kind of a girrul that She
esrs
wan made to stick pencils behind of
Mister' fickle nas tryln to get het
married off onto a Idiots that vans
sellln patent washln mashenes But
be soon got dlscm aged an Mister
lllckle took him opal meen askio
an said My boy, remembet hen ty is on
ly skin deep An the folio. groaned
out Well for Elevens sake, shin het
Only wont get dtvcul aged V. Ith me,
little playmate, jeet keep a Penn to the
dogs a settle out tomato plant, an
proutleln wlnkln y our eye Al 1 niters so
you can rekonOe me In a couple of
weeks
Yours till the fleets get me,
7ASPDR
DELTA SIGMA IMO ELECTIONS
I S Gress, '23
P Anderson, '23
C Dolan, '23
Hays, '25
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THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
FARMERS COMING
HERE THIS WEEK
Agricultural Research Conference
Attracting Representatives
_ From All Over State
MANY PROMINENT MEN
ON LIST' OF SPEAKERS
One of 'the utast inandidng mote
tnentv fin the alvitacinent of Agri
culture mot. iteditutcd In this state
alit he tot tinder way Ohio ocelt at the
oonfitence o asticultural icsieuch at
tended the leading (tioner4 of the
sole nal rein evottathes front tartan , '
allied 1111111011 hot With one hittahrd and
fifteen lettos of acceptant° at lona
and the ',rah thillty that one hundred
and atonic-flit. or !nor° men mill at
tend, the nicotine nn 1310100 success
Slmliu plans 111110 been cached out in
tithe) 11,1100 II itil high!) gr ttifylng le
sully
It Iv planned to h Ite the Sammy
stud) and determine tot thcmselt es
the nettle of tile School of Agikultut e
With sped ti trtmenee to testarch The
tisltres Still submit their-findings to
the Dottld of Ibustees oho pill mtge.l
the teport to the Legislature to be us
ed in malting up the budget Cornell,
n fen yenta ago, retched a three mil
lion dollat appromlatlon for building.
alone lot the School of Amlculture
Not onl. nre the formers of the state
taking an acute intmest In the m
ment but men prominent in the vario ote us
lel aced industries and sciences hat,
slgrilfled theft desire to attend and co
operate
A program of entertainment and bus-
Imes hes been at orked out for the on
e tslon The meeting trill begin with a
tunnel and social gathetlng In Ste so
cial t of the Preststellan Church,
At se‘en o'clock Thmsday evening,
hay tmenta-fifth, The Penn State
Players, 'Varsity Quartet and the Gills
Varsity Quetta will enterLdn the
gathering Dean R. L Watts will pie-
Plesident Thomas trill make the
addres, of 'welcome, State Secretary of
Agrleultute, Rasmussen, nlll speak on
"The Needs of Agelcultmal Research . '
and Dr TVs, Chairman of the board of
lesearch of the State Chamber of
Confmmce, trill explain the object of
the mot ement
Plum far inspecting the ',miens de
partments of the School of Agriculture
trill nest be explained to the moult On
nidas the delegates trill be taLen on
an Inspection tour of Ag Hill in small
groups They still assemble in the soc
ial loom of the Prcab“ellan Chutch
for luncheon after which shay still 'se
pate tenons on Omit findings
OF lIIINORAIII FRATERNITY
.1. charter of the Agriculture Honor
rraternity, Gamma 'Sigma Delta. has
men applied for The Honor Ft aternlo
open to Seniors ir4.their last semes
ter if the stand in, the highest fourth
if their class
A chapter is granted only to those
•alleges which have requirements of
Moen enhance credits and ale In good
sting It has sixteen chapters
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HAMLIN GARLAND TELLS
OF HIS LITERARY CAREER
Explains in Serial the Manner in
Which He Started His Work and
Wrote Many of His Articles
10 too - king back (met my 'lto I can
see that nu uhole Metal y caer leas
detettnintrl by a Lhance meetingmath a
ea angel. Without tit tt meeting I
might not hate had a 11101 gly ..meet.
One bond*. °Del noon, In 1894, my
Inc ens and I utre sus, In kW to smelt e
tall tat out 110111.. ill On dully, South
gittt) from uniting Methodist
iel 0 3 In In named 13 100101 11, a big,
blond smiling young fellou, who ex
plained that he mats burn In Wisconsin
hut 0,111 thifted Ettst, to complete his
ethic atoll "I inn a pastoi In a Liana
In Pottland, Maine," he said, "and am
hen. on- a t 0. Ilion as gt hind-sec:lm
lit 11 log you litre Wisconsin people, I
dtnithal to !we a t hat 101111 you"
Ills filendliness and sympathetic un
de.tantlitur Ica me to confess that I
nig not entirely contcnt In a D tkota
land.ouner I confided to aim that I
1101,111 to get 11 1111 Into the uotk of
teat-11111g, and thus, I thought I had a
40001111 bent Um. 11 the teaching of lit-
0000100 I expl tined that I uas the!
pmt-ounet of n claim In a county to!
the west and that the thought (lad dls
cougaged me Something In my story
led Dashfotd to s ny "Why don't you go!
o,lt and study" Ton or tin en years In
!Boston could be of Du greatest service
to you"
darent risk It" Imattered "I
ItasuM moot:. enough I hod expect
ed to sell Ott el ihn fot enough to entry
me but. to Mutt of 'Wisconsin where I
could mite a special coot se Inv ome col
t
em,, hut nil that to out of the quebtlon
can t sell my el tim except nt u s tort
flce lam :timid of the Ltmt Ic to
Est n thing ans‘litte In the West
hut the tat 41 , PdH4 me"
Ile smiled at riß feats find
friends theta, as I did I c•tn help you
get Into a special comae in the Boston
Unhetslty. I'll glue you letters to some
or" the professors there and you can
ork at something to pay expenses
Batty of the students do that"
the outcome of this brief concern. a
tlon tts en am wing sdtonture for me
In less th In too months L sold
my claim in MacPherson County. and
[Moo ed out Boshfonds suggestion
With too !numbed donors In ml pock
et ned the audacity of Ignotance In my
!gain, I started tot Cotton to fit my
self tot the teaching of Monotone and
the Alt of Oratory In some hale West
colkge—l hod no Intention of Coal
ing a home In Massachusetts I hod
no di cam of becoming t on her
Bow ds)n latto I might hire been
seen—l has seen—pacing amoss Boston
Common mulling my Imitation leather
valise, as hopeless a ypecimon of corn
fed asplintion an ever sought this shin
ing Non Erigland Mecca lam glad
no photograph on, taken of me at that
Henry Grimm
TAILOR
206 E. College Ave
I found lodging . In a hall bedtomn
on . the south tilde of Boylston Plane,
and there for sh. months I Ant ved and
Crone In a sunless, bleak cell By he
tole self denial I Rot mY Mettltes
donll to four dollars pm wtek—except
OICII Mink, Booth was in town Dut
ton his SOal3oll / VMS madly teckless of
my half dollats Mainly I spent my
days In the Public Library just around
the corner, for it WaS warm and cheer
ful there I had not succeeded In get
ting Into the University In any terms
I attended lectures but they 0010 all
on the outside of the schools
I bad no friends in all New England
except 13a.hfold in Poltland and he
WaS baldly mote titan tin acquaintance
I xpohe to no one, not even to my land
lady, Met Davis, or her little daughtei
I , a) Mrs Davis told me aftcrwaid
that she quo uotried about me, and I
c see th it site wax justified tot I lost
M an onty pound. during that ttintel hot
daughter, n giti of fomtten or theta
ibout% wtns given to dramatic. but I
had no prophetic vision of het an one
of the leading actresses on the London
singe and she had no thout,ht that 1
would become--whatevce my critics
say I am
Sometime during the spring Hasliford
urote me to say that a (tired of his, a
Dt H 13 Cross of Jamaica Plain, a acid
like to have me call and tell him more
about Dakota, and so, one lately Sab
litth hi llsy. I decided to sacrifice a
dime and make this call As I rode
yelolSi street car, I felt like o man suil
away to the South on a little teetering
denly released from prison, and after
leaving Roxbury Crossing. I found my
self tiacersing csinding lanes bet seen
lovely lawns and flovieling orchards It
A,lBn heavenly hour for me
I found Dr Cross Ihlng in a !Plume
frame house in a garden of pear and
apples trees He syrtsa till thin irimi
mith beautiful Salk eyes and a kindly
smile He told me anent kid that he
can alarmed at my pallor 1 think he
suspected my need of food lot lie incit
ed me to stay to dinner, an incitation
tt blab I accepted with as little show of
hunger as I could manage It vacs my
filet real meal In six months and is I
Sias taking my leave about three o'clock
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Consult
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Page Three
II tiled to thank hint for it "You ar.
quite anion:sic," he Tact 'Come ou
again,"
l'irat ris3 is a so cot blossomy mere
or v to me etco to this time. and WWI , .
other good blind it dimicly folk:rued.
none of them h id then eloris
of that one in %tillch the odor of
the apple blooms v, is mingled
Later (in 1013 to I r until it) the Doc
tor said to me, "Mrs Cross and m 3 little
Ought. are going to the country for
the saminer rod if }cou d like to come
and stay ',Rh one oldie tirsy are gone,
too are ueleorne You can pay me
u hen it la contenient "
Thin offer faith Inolte ore loon I
could loudly find yoke to thank him
It sated my Caine, ten I yeas down to
almost my hint doll n and In denote of
lent 110Ing longer in Donton Ire gas e
roe oom a little title lon the south side
of the holm°, a nue attic ch outer close
to the sloolne tour For foul y ears I liv
ed In th a tiny room 10 that romn
011000 one nlndon otetiooktd an alley,
tchtlted my flint Inhollatlon to write
in the Went
Tin. Cutlet Count} Club held its an
nual elections Lot the c Ira officers,
last Taiesda.), and the b.tliot tesulted
as Callous president, L N McCand
less, '2l, ‘lee-inesident and reporter,
C B TlllO.l '24. secretary, M Watts,
'24, transoms, I. A. Tout, '24
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