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FRIDAY, MARCH 31, 1922
CONSTITUTIONS!
.The work of the committee appointed by the Student Council to
bring the Interclass Constitution and the Constitution of the Studen
Council up to date and to draw ,up constitutions for , the Student Tri
bunal and Student Board, has been finished and enables-these organi
zations to have a real working busts. The fundamental laws and
principles governing these variousi organizations,' as- drawn up or re
vised by the committee, appear inianother column of this issue, and
a comparison with existing constitutions and-practices will show that
no radical changes of any great nature have been - made.
Already, the constitution as drawn ,up for the Student .Board
and Student Tribunal have been :adopted by ..the Student Council
Previous to their adoption, these two organizations had no consntu
'tons at all and had to be guided by precedent in whatever action the)
wished to undertake This often caused delays and hampered the
efficiency of the organization
The amendments to the Interclass Constitution and By-Laws and
the revision of the Constitution of the Student Council each present
one or two changes which are worthy of. comment -'By far the most
Important is the one affecting the method of electing class officers
Last year, there was considerable dissatisfaction •concerning this
question and during the past semester,. the Student Council spent
several months investigating the matter. Their findings are largely
:embodied in the amendment to section 2 of article 5. Some change
`in ,the manner of holding elections was necessary, and the. changes
— suggesteer - eacry -- with — them a "minimum amount of red tape and a
maximum amount of efficiency. Among other things, the amendment
provides for the use of a standard ballot, numbered consecutively,
and distributed by members of the supervising committee, thereby
eliminating the possibility of repeating , It also provides for the use
of the preferential system of balloting, three choices being made
each voter, and thus eliminates the necessity.of holding two or three
separate votes for the one election, as is the.case at the present time
The change in the time of elections has also been needed The
present system provides for the election of all class officers at the
last meeting of the college year. The great defect in this system
lies in the fact that usually, the best men in the class are nominated
for the office of president and only.two of this number are elected to
offices in the class. According to the new method, the nomination of
all class officers, with the exception of members of the Student Council,
will take place at the second to last meeting of the college year, the
election of these men will occur at the next to last meeting of the col
lege year, and the election of men to positions on the Student Council
will occur at the last meeting of the college year This will enable
those men%ho are nominated for-president to enter the race for mem
bership of Student Council, in case they are defeated for the prest-
dency.
Probably the greatest change that has been made in the Constitu
tion of the Student Council is the increase that has been made in the
number of Sophomore representatives According to the new pro
vision the Sophomore Class, which always ranks among the largest
in the college will have five representatives in the Council, instead
of two. Since the Sophomores represent such a large portion of
the student body it is felt that they should have a larger represen
tation The new provision will bring them - into closer contact with
the actions of the Student Council.
Since the amendment to the Interclass Constitution'tnd By-Laws
and the revised Constitution of the Student Council have already
been approved by the Student Council, all that is needed before they
become effective is 'ratification by the three - fftper classes. Meetings
for this purpose will be called before the Easter vacation.
The 1921-1922 Student Council has been one,of..the most progres
sive that Penn State has had, and the completion of this work,,where
by all of the student government organizations of_the college have
been given a definite working basis is another. step forward. .The
revised constitutions will very likely -be et , memorial, by which the
1921-1922 Student Council will be remembered in the future.
AN APPRECIATION
The band concert that was given last Sunday.and iwhich , marked
the close of the winter series of Sunday 'afternoon 'concerts was a
fitting climax to the several entertainments that have been given by
the Military Department and the Music Department. The COLLEGIAN
expresses the gratitude of the entire 'student body' when it assures
these departments that their efforts have not. been , ungratefully re
ceived. The Military Department especially deserves" no little com
mendation for the part it played in the series since it was responsible
for five of the six numbers
THE INTER-SCHOLASTICS
Penn State welcomes the members of the•interscholastic' basket
ball teams who are visiting the college over _the week-end: k
Follow
ing the example of last year, those teams that have.been able to sur
vive elimination games for the leadership in this sport in their section
of the state are eligible to play foci the stateiiinter-scholastic cham
pionship here today and tomoi row. f Penn Stage wishes these teams
"good luck" and hopes that the various members , of the teams will
enjoy their visit here at the college.
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Allis Want Edito.
Senior Assocht
I. E. Poet '23 -=E D Schtve '23
...:... —Min Dorle -Browning '23
_Mies. Sarah E Cron
E E. Helm '24 E. If Jameaon 2
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I I :BULLETIN . \
9 30 n m —Coneet ~ talon Meeting,
Anditot lam
1 30 p m —Final Gathering of Con
servation Delegates, Auditor tutu Com
mittee reports mill be gin en at the time
7 00 p rn —Preliminaries of Seholas
tie Tournament, Armory
7.00 p m —Engineering Meeting, Old
Chapel 7.1 NV Alexander, of Nov Yolk
Nk 111 speak
1.30 p m —Practice for Soldier.. i
candidates for cheer 'cadet. Old Chapel
2.30 p nt —Finals of Scholestic Tour
foment. Armor)
Sunda)
Both Chapels—Dr G G Atkins, o
Detroit, :‘lichigo.n
7 00 p m--senior Mee Meeting.
Bull Pen
7 00 p m —Athance Sale of Tickets
for. Junior non, Co-op
Notices
'The men ,ho hate ,Igned up fot the
tenets tomnament nee god to pint
off theth
toeolontles at once. no Moo
got bhoelteot Is ansio. to get to the
final, bathe out-of-doots pho. eqn be
token up
A meeting of all Tunior and Senior
P. 0 T C students still be held at the
Sigma Phi Epsilon House Tucolso con
ning st eight ocloolt undo the auspices
cg the Penn State Training Camps As
sociation
Church Notices
All Baptists of the communit2 and
all others itho lie interested are incit
ed to a conference to consider the ad
visability of organising a Baptist Church
In State College The meeting still be
held In Room 100 Holt Building at 2
I p m Sunday, April second Thole ,111
be no formal address, but a and ta
ble conference nlll be held in nhlch
mery one may participate, A full at
tendance is desired
The Student Classes and the Chris
tian Endeavor Society mill hold a soc
ial banquet In the social room of the
church. The usual services mill be held
Sunday morning and evening The an
nual supper and congregational meet
ing will•be held on Wednesday, April 5
The supper at 6 o'clock and the busi
ness meeting at 7 o'clock Sort ices pre
paratory to Communion mill be held on
Friday, April 7at 7 30 p m Comrkun
lon Services will be held Sundnv mot n
lug, April 9
ST. ANDREW'S EPISCOPAL
Fifth Sunday in Lent. Holy Com
munion 7 45 a m. Sunday. School 9.30
a. m Holy Common - lOn andgtiFFran at
10 40 a' no Evening Service at 7 30 p
m All services will accord ulth the
ahange in time adopted by the college
and town, setting the clock ahead one
hour Our friends are cordially tool
corne to Itorship with us at all net vkes
Firth Sunday in Lent Sunday School
at 9 30 a m Morning "%SWUM] , at
10 45 Christian Enders a, at G3O p
m Evening Worship at 7 30 p. m
Prayer Meeting Wedneuday evening ut
/•30 All students Oho wish to be eon
hmed on Palm Sunday. (April 3). old
eet the 'stator in the Chmeh Mon-
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Is the Best Place
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THE PENNSTATE COLLEGIAN
day, Tuesday_and , Thursday etenlngs
nt 7.00 it m
ST. PAUL'StbIETHODIST EPISCOPAL
Sunday school at 9.30 a m —Conte
naty Day. Morning Wotuhlp ut 10.45
Subject of sermon 101 be .. Large Ser.
Nieo for, Large Souls" Student 'Co
attail League at ,0:30 ft tn Mrs. I N.
Fitzpatrick mill lend Evening Worship
at 7 30 Subject - of-sennon will be
"Every Life a Plan of God" Church
School on .NVedneoday menlng, at 7.30
Student Social on l'llday °toning
FAITH REFORNIED CHURCH
Fred K Stamm, Minister Sermon
topics for Sunday 1s follows. Morning
"Jesus Facing Trouble." evening. "The
Young Man and the Church" Public
Wm ship 10 45 a nt mid 7 40 p.
Simi.* School 9 80 a m Young Peo
ples. Meeting at 6.30 p m.
The Love Letters of_
A-Shorthorn
(Copyrighted 1922 by H Fry, Jr )
Lissenin for _the
Flowers to come
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What ought n Mica to do nhen he's
cot nothin to do all events an nobod,
to help film do It Thats on account of
me havln nothin en me mind hut the
saeet feetshureq of Pansy Brig, with
a aprln throacd mei het 'head Fortes.
se, up here said that brain, is some
thin theta supposed to be on }out mind
all the time That, where him an one
differ cause It moodent be no fares
blamin a tam, for gettin absent mind
ed
Peln absent Minded no cross eyed N
one of the elooslye virtues that some
folks is entitled to Nobody can eye,'
tell not there talents is liable to ho I
WIS eadin a book the other mornin
age maitin for'the alarm clock to go
off In sertain spots it gays that if
you happen to be a man, its cause you
aaseat cut out to be a lady an it you
turn out to be a lady, its ninfortunate
Puts me in remembrance of Bill
Dooser Ifill.was plum full of ambishen
alien be was a child. Always wan
aantis to be a' policemans danaer
ever since.that:ferst great disappoint
ment mhich blighted his yang life, Bill
Blot never amounted to much Mill
on, sent. him to, college to prove It. If
only him an Useless War roomtn togeth
er
An to think that 13111 Dooser an me
was the leadln' spirits In the Star*
Danner Sunday school class when It us
ed to take place In the cellar under
neth the Bapt , led church That was
long long ago hen they used to milk I
ro three legged stools an you',
sa b le to cllm Into a horse an buggy
without Navin to be boosted upl Bul
seep not, Pansy ? old hoe mate. jest Im
agine It a hurmeane come long Why
there moodent be nothln left of Wig
glesvllle except you an that • cement
hltchln Pont trunt of Lem - &millers
shop _
But Bill Disimer hasent been ,disposed
old yet
_lt mnri_..whenßill got goln
and to see. Magnolia. Whipple that I
sorta fingered it out that if It teas to
he me or him have his name handed
down to prosperity. It wood he ...him.
Not that )our pan, woodent work hard
enuff to support both of vs, but you
know Pansy old blossom. that Magnet
Czernerd
i ,
,
Merchant Tailor g
ix Next to-Post Office g
h psn onna purty near all the easy
dlggln lots In Jthe-Gllded'Gdtes Some;
tery an some at the-best /arm land long
Stony Crlok.t-But ‘osen syelth lan her
bad spells an Mister 'Whipple is no bad
In spota'athat,folks la — Wiggle:3y lite has
got to callin him Corrupshon Whipple
Talkin along In my natcherel habi
tat, I sorts get my convemashen Into
a rut an the fetat thing you kwon, I'
not see user the egos an smell-the 'lke'
tarry mud all round an watch the grass
an memms an caterpillars gottin soshl-
Lel with - each - other. Alnt It funny nat
melody us feel!ns a fellow Qum In his
hart uhen• the mother Is aorta joyful
lookin
Fellow. gets up In time for brokfust—
dont 'taper, to.buot n shoe-string--dont
feel ilite - snalin at his room-mate--an
then goes-religusly on to class with his
et es open for 'the boo:ties of natehure
an renmated ko>eds" You built so fat
any Nom the seat of the it üble..Pan
sy old blossom, cant understand hoc
nateherel It is , for koyeds to ran Icin
popularity with the calla Fellows ,
not hap trestle them eonshientshusly
to lee cream isr.nik - nalci oneo.lo a,wile
Only fellows with shattered rcpulash
cos esco think of pricin a box of - Candy
far them
I know - it aint ladylike in me speakin
so
tour
bout the felloa members
of Helm, but the anther is liable to
change my mind bout..them :any day
An boa is the garden mottle itn spilng
ploain an tevival meetins combo on at:
Wiggiesvllle All I have to do is to
attain my imnginashen a little an , I
csn hear Luke Meenmi peddlin , thstirs
Mtn thwfare streets of Wicglesville
Luke generally had Milo Skinner help
him gettin rid of bin frost batch of
iystirs in the spring. 'Milo moo aorta
[fish when It come to actin Intellirent.'
Almays wantin to measure out the oys
irs ,ith a hat pound mate The hole
It able leas that Milo assent theie,oome
of his h v d buttons must of bin loose
or else his brains was so men distrib
uted Chit thete consent onuff of them
in one spot to make it am th stile But
°ten at that Milo was a pcofitable em
ployee, he could make more mistakes
makin change than Luke hisself.
But I lest know your itchin tot me
to-stop so you can hunt up that let
tus seed hi the old amok on the wat
not, so itch—l moon I'll atop, little
dandyline
Luxuriantly )am.,
JASPER
RAZING IN AFRICAN COLIEGES
EQUALS•TRAT IN 'AMERICA
According to a student from Africa
uho is trim eling in the United_States,
African Colleges have lust ma severe
hazing and initiations as American Col
leges and Universities He stated that
the colleges - and universities - over there
store very well developed and the illit
eracy among Ahe whites wan not more
than one per cent.
The
FirstAatioeal_ Bad ,
STATE COLLEGE, PA.
W. L. Foster, President
David F Kapp, Cashier
FRATERNIII 'BASKETBALL
;:TERMINATES ;TOMORROW
Final Championship Game Will
Decide Winner of Cup for
. This Season
The Intet-frattnnlD basketball sea
son will Lome to a close tomorrow aft
ei noon when the Delta Upsilon team
play, the winner of lust 'night's game
between the Phl,Kappa Sigma-and .the
Pt lends . Union This game was not de
cided When the paper went to press
On Tuesday ?telling two teams were
I eliminated .as tesult of .t game be
tween the Delta Upsilon and the Alpha
Delta Sigma.. .the forme, winning Is
the setae 0122 to G. and a game between
the Friends . Union and the Beta Theta
Pi, the fennel w inning Is the close
5...0t of 22 to 21 llp winning [hell
game, the Ft lends' Union team won
the opportuniD to pla) the Phi Ballot
Sigma last night, the winner to be lilt- I
against the Delta Upsilon tomm row
°Bet noon in the final championship
Same
This season has been the most active
and suceetisful since the cananization
of the league Mole fraternities partic
ipated than ever before, and more
games pm e plavedrbecause of the fact
that the Pool IV. divided into too
coutts tap average of from six to
eight gamcs acre played army Tues
day and Thursday nights dining the
season
For the final and seml-final games.
the lutes were Somemhat changed. mak
ing the time of the halves twenty min
utes and allotting the teams the use of
the - entite floor, so that the best team
mos Often et v opportunity to min
B' Hust on,
a neutral official, mill
referee in town rom s contest
As lit forme, years the championship
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carries with It this year a silver lovini
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An odd situation in relation to ttt
value of corn crops in the state of Pen
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through expo:intents made Lame
of the Commonwealth Ascot ding
these experiments It is mole ',rental,
to allow the hogs to lint vest the cor
crop than to sell the coin In the mat
het' Coin la worth fifty cents a bush
on the market . If the hogs ale perm'
ted to harvest It. It assumes the for
of pork and is wortlt one dollar a
twenty-two cents a bushel Thus
pi oflt of 000 ent,t, co coots w realls
without having fed the lings o shuck•
the eon.
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