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FRIDAY, MARCH 3, 1922
SITTING IN THE RIGHT SEAT
Mr,. can not everyone sit in his proper section in the Armory
;it the various athletic events? The Athletic Association has gone to
the trouble of dividing the seating space into the proper sections io:
each class and tile various other divisions that are necessary, but a
portion of the student body seems to think that these signs do not
mean what they say.
We all know that the Armory will not accommodate all who may
desire to witness some of our indoor meets and there is usually a
tusk for scats. but for any student to oppose and hinder any move
ment aimed to relieve the congestion as much as possible is dis
couraging to say the least. We like to think of the typical Penn
State student as a man with sufficient common sense and courage to
see that ail the rules are enforced that are for the benefit of the
entire student body. This division of the seating space certainly is an
advantage to the classes as it provides that each class shall have its
proportionate representation at the contest. It is a good rule that
should be supported by all.
The way to enforce - a rule like this is for each man to take it upon
himself to see that everyone else is in his right place. If he sees a
student out of his proper section, "call" him for it and see that the
man gets out. A few examples of this kind will go a long way toward
the universal observance of the rule.
A UNIQUE MOVEMENT
With the return of E. E. Overdorf, the president of the Student
Government, from Washington, where he, as chairman of the state of
Pennsylvania, participated in the presentation to President Harding
or the resolution collected by the National Student Committee for
the Limitation of Armaments, the student disarmament movement
comes to a close at Penn State. This movement is the first which has
ever drawn the colleges and universities of the entire nation into
such close coordination for any definite object, and Penn State may
he proud to know that she was one of the leaders in the movement.
President Harding, in his interview with the student delegation,
said that he appreciated the backing of the student body of America.
This is the first time that the students of America ever united suffi
ciently upon any question to definitely express through properly
chosen representatives their united opinion. In this case the men of
the colleges said that they favored the limitation of armaments and
that they would support the Government in every way possible
toward accomplishing this aim.
Throughout the whole history of the movement, Penn State has
held a commanding position and has been a leader at all times. She
assumed the leadership of all the colleges and universities of Penn
sylvania and much of the plan of procedure followed by the move
ment originated with the Penn State representatives.
COOD LUCK TO ALL
Tomorrow will witness a number of crucial contests for the
athletic teams. When the basketball team lines up against Creighton
University. one of the strongest teams in the middle west, and when
the wrestlers test their brawn with Indiana, the champions of their
sectional conference. and when the boxers face their old opponents
the Navy, tomorrow, they will be called on to put up the best that
is in them if Venn State is to merge front the fray victorious. Even if
we are not so fortunate as to win all these struggles, we are assured
of the best efforts of the contestants.
During the past few weeks, the student body has experienced a
sensation seldom felt by a Penn State student body. Instead of an
unbroken chain of victories being gained by our athletes, we have
suffered not a few defeats.
The time that support from the student body is needed most is
not in the Hush of victory but during a slump, during the time when
Prospects do not appear so bright. Then comes the chance for the
students to show their faith in their representatives and offer the
greatest support. Rally round the teams, men, and we will bring
hack the winning habit.
Another activity• which must not be forgotten is the Glee Club,
which takes part in the Intercollegiate Glee Club Contest tomorrow
against such worthy competitors as Harvard, Princeton, Columbia,
Amherst. Penn. Yale. and Wesleyan. To our singers, too, we offer
our best wishes for success.
sTANnAitns
HA ism) AT eIIICAGO UNIV
sto.koz, mint work to remain at the! The Syracuse baseball squad has
reiversey of Chfraqo according to reg- keen tinkling practice for the last two
oLitions rerently announced which weeks and judging from early indica
t. raised tho scholarship require- lions the outlook is bright for a fast
of the •- liege perceptibly. Dean team. flattery men are being given
it.. its of the I:niversity :Mid that this! some hard work and stress is being
I—olirement has been made in an effort: laid upon the pitchers, as there are
ot , vent an overflow and to limit the! quite a few new men who lack caper
:n..ll.m sto the highest possible order: knee. The fielders practice consists
of students,
A. E. Post '23 E. D. Sri]lre 'ID
Was Doris Browning '23
Miss Sarah E. Cro;1
E. E. Helm '24 E. Al..latlit.s..ll '2l
.Advertising Nlanager
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A. E• Post
SYRACUSE DIAMOND MEN
RECEIVING HARD WORKOUTS
autly of AthllUSeelli Elltleat
AM.11.3 . -1 , 101 , 1 Meth,: for Sales [
Aspley—What a Salesman Should .
Know About .tltivertising.
Friday, Mardi 0 Ilass--Amerlea and the ll:dance Sheet
of Emelt*.
S:3O it. m.—Pour one-act Plays by 'Phr fist 19 „,, of 1420.2 ,
Penn State Player, Auditorium. Ad- mill con„ept",,, of
mission free.
, Psychoanalyst,
BULLETIN
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2:30 p. —Wrestling. Penn State
s. Indiana. Armory.
6:45 p. ,n.—World Fellowship Dis
usiat p. 100 Hort. Very import
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7:n, p. ta.—llaskethall, Penn State
vs. Creighton. Armory.
ti :l p. m.--Y. Si. C. A. Course
Thompson Mod, Auditorium.
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Sunday
Both chapeis—ltev. Janus L. Harlan
Notices
The V. M. 0. A. has arranged to sc
. ore :Is the free 11141,10 feature for this
eeek. - The Dividing Line." The show
will consist of five reels and start
promptly :it eight o'clock. The feature
is adopted from the n,,n4,us novel by
‘VIIISII,II V 11111,4011.
Soph.iincire stwolld aSSlStallt tennis
nrutage•rs are urged to sign utu at the
.Ntllletie (Wive :it Mlee.
Church Notices
or Lady of Victory• (Impel
Sunday Mass at 10 a. in., Benediction
of the Blessed Sacrament after Mass.
I c7oinniunion at 7:30, livening ser
vices at 7:00 in. instead of 7:15 In.
in.. Confessions every Saturday at 7:00
p. in.. Week-I)ay Mass daily at 7:00 a.
Fulled Ey:ll4;l,llva' Church
.111 Sunday services in the Odd Fel
lows' all. Sunday School at 9:45 a.
in.. Evening worship at 7:45 U.
Prank It. Olmstead. Secretary of the
Pella State V. M. C. A. will speak.
Prayer Meeting Wedlll.lllly evening at
294 South Allen street.
Std Paul's M. E. l'hurvit
Sunday Sehol at 9:30 a. in.. Morning
service at 10:45 a. m., Student Epworth
League at 0:30 P. in.. Evening services
at 7:30 U. m. Sunday, Nhaulay. and
Tuesday evenings a Life service cam
paign will he conducted by representa
tives of the Life Service Commission of
the :Methodist Episcopal Church. Dr.
Ralph A. Ward, Mrs. 0. I'. Akers, Dr.
Paul Dußois. and Miss Wlnetta Starks
will deliver public addresses on Sunday
and give interviews to students on vo
cational guidance on Monday and Tues
day.
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The regular hours of worship will be
observed Sunday: Sunday School at
9:30: Morning worship at 10:43; Chris
tian Endeavor at 6:30. and Evening
services at 7:30. Mid-week prayer Rev-
On Wednesday evening at 7:30.
n0v..1. C. Hoffman D. D., of Philadel
phia. will spend Sunday. March twelfth.
at the Lutheran Church. Dr. Hoffman
will he remembered by nutty students
as having been with us last year.
Andrew Episcopal Church
First Sunday in Lent. Holy COlll
- 7:15 a. m.: Sunday School at
9:30 a. in.. lioly Communion and See
-111011 at 10:15 a. in., Evening service at
Wednesday at d p. m., Wednesday even
ing at S p. m. Our friends are cordial
ly invited.
All the usual services will be held
nest Sunday. At the morning service a
special sermon to young people will be
preached. The IVomen's Missionary
Soeiety will meet Wednesday afternoon,
March 3 at 3 o'clock. A stereopticon
lecture on China will be given in the
Sunday School room Wednesday, March
at 7:30 p. m. Miss Savard of the
Art Department of the College will
give a talk as the slides are shown.
The Annual Every-Member Canvass
will be visited and the separate weekly
subscriptions asked for local church
support and for benevolences.
New Books On The
Library Shelves
Fiction
\iL•uns—Seeress •
Benet—The Beginning of Wisdom.
Dumas—Tire Three Altisketeers.
I leeht—Erik Dorn.
king—The Empty Sack.
Alaugliain—The Trembling of a Leaf.
uaviminmati, Thakura—The Wreck.
Verne—Twenty Thousand Leagues
aliee the Sea.
Non. Fiction
Allen—The Cheap Cottage and Small
louse.
Introduction to the
• Have you tried our
ICE CREAM
Manufactured from the
Best Grade Cream,
Highest Grade Fruits
and Flavors.
We give monthly terms
to Fraternities and
Clubs.
Now located in our new
building
500 W. Beaver Ave.
Smith Ice Cream Factory
Bell Phone 250 Commercial Phone
THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
Carnegie Endowment fem. Intern:aim]
al Peace---I.7erea. 1'1.4,111es 311. i Agree
meals.
Carnegie P.1111..W111.1l for Itll,•rfatioll
al l'eave—'Alanelitiria. Treaties. .1g me
Carnegie Endun•nu•nt for Iniernatlnn
m Alongi,th. •Prnati's
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(larnogie 1 7 .1olownlont for Int...nation
al Ileaft•—.SilaIIII11114. Agroo
meats.
C:11'11000 Kntlowmont fir Infi•rnallibit
al I'vare---'rho N.'gOth.
thn. Of 1915.
13alby-,Valvrs and Valvr firm . >rl.ll
Itly --The Vimmini.
Fahri.--1 . 110 Jean Henri Fe
t7ndfn•y—A I list ctry .vrliiii•i•ttir
in London.
Hawaiian Alin:that. and Annual 1922.
11neker —Stot g doj: u •lc.
Inl;lts--Intrtligrnnr Quotient Values.
League of Nations—Offi;•ial Journal
No. 1-7, 1920: 1-S. 1971.
Lindsey— Tho Congo. and Othei
wins.
I.na•--Ileac
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I.erturen Delivered 1:0011 . 0 the (.7:llettlt:
IThiversity.
)Tasters—The Open Sea. the credit was all theres.
The Alirrors of Downing Street. Thais sort of a underhand way of me
Digest of Pennsylvania Statute• Ino tenni you that %loin at chapel entales
1920. hart-rendin sacrifices such as missin
1 , 11114,1 am. Islands—Census of tlu
Philippine Islands, 191.5.
Itittenhenise---Ellements of Aevounts . elusion. Pansy. old blossom. Its for m.
for Individuals. Professional Mon and to paws an Insert some filosophy whirl
INIMEME!
Scott—Portraitures of doles (21101010. Mate, 010 I . o\ooo the soup.
8111.11.1111111—Mayfair to Moscow. laybe its givin you credit for t
Taylor—The name of the Southern: pansy, for you to HI
81,155. . • ',her it out. only I got to get a certan
Trotter—lllumination. amount of sleep worked in each day
V. S. Ilureau of the Itudget—Memige t to he that chapel an steepin work
nf F. S. Transmitting; the Budget fill pit hand In hand together , but that was
the Service of the Fiscal Year Ending I' efore the fellows was conshlentshus.
June 30, 1923. Sit Omni why it Is that you wont get
Wohberg—The Limitation of Arms- I the next letter you receive—all on ac
voila of me havin a religion. But I'll
think of you more fonder than ever an
hold my broth as long as I can—Jest on
you ran appreciate how much I'm will-
In to stiffer for your sake.
says them: nothin else to worry bout.
Jest think, old begonia, In a couple
months. you can be happy in your na
tive element. plantin radishes an plekin!
cabbage worms an squashin
veS on the linardwalk—only I know you;
wont feel happy all over unless I'm!
agenst the woodshed some.:
place.
Speakin of werms puts me in remem
bronco of a Freshman up here. All the
time wearin a pare of spektacles an
three gold teeth. thats how come he's
sprsholizin in Creak mithology. He was
speakin hew worms develop up Into oth
er millings which finelly collapses to
form a howtlful butterfly.
Nlaybe thats on, says I. down In your
country. lint I've seen queerer anlmels
than that formed right round here. An
then I told him Isn't the fellow that
wan nook-need and the fellow that was
bowlegged an every time they cantered
up the street. they spelled or.
%Veil, he says, sorta magnamimous.
(hats eat I call a bum Joke, wily dont
you put It in Froth. But if Its Jest the
same to you, tell me eat sort of an ani
owl is an no. Then an e. e., meenin
emergency engineer, who was blowln
his nose in the corner, bettered out that
It lens a cow that had bin ostracised.
Ile must of bin to the zit when he was
Jung, him known* so much limit mil-
Theres nothln goln on now, Pansy,
old blossom, exceptin chapel an the
leeky spikot in the bathroom. I wood
that I was in Wiggiesiglle, Jest to get
sorta aklimnted to excitement again.
Cause up home a fellow always has a
FAILURES SHOW ACCURACY
OF INTELLIGENCE TESTS
According to an announcement made
recently by Dean Stoddart of the Litt
oral Arts School, seventy percent of the
atudents who failed this year were be•
hoe the average in theft• intelligence ex
aminations. Snob a big average indi
cates conclusively the accuracy of the
intelligence tests.
Tests have proven their use in many
ways sin, their introduetion at this
Institution and have been a valuable
:lid to Dean Stodilart. If a student is
below at the end of the first eight
weeks, his record in the intelligence test
is looked up and if he passed the test
, hsily, the authorities feel that the stu
dent Just needs a stimulus of some na
ture. Itut. on the other hand. if the
student failed in the test. there Is an in
dication that he is carrying ton much
work and he must he treated according
ly. According to the Dean. there is ac..
reason why t person, who makes a
high grade In the Intelligence tests.
cannot make A's and It's In his soh.'
work.
The tests serve too in helping the
schools deckle whether it Is advisable
for a man to change his course. If a
person wishes to change from the En
gineering or Natural Sctcnee Schools,
his Intelligence test is looked up and
lie has a good mark In it. it is quite
likely that he has difficulty with chem
istry or mathematics and would fit in
the Liberal Arts School. lie is there
fore transferred to the school In which
he trill best fit.
Pre byteriaii
PATRONIZE OFR ADVERTISERS
:rt dig i ant Tkvaire Go.
phofophi g s f Qualify
Stole College. 111.
NITTANY—FRIDAY
LIONEL BARRYMORE, in "Boomerang Bill"
And BEN TURPIN, in "Bright Eyes"
PASTIME—FRIDAY and SATURDAY—Matinee Sat. at Two
THOMAS MEGHAN, in "Cappy Ricks"
MERMAID COMEDY
Adults, 30c; Children, 15c, and tax
NITTANY—SATURDAY
SPECIAL CHILDREN'S SHOW, Saturday A. M. at 10:30
All Children up to 12, 15c and tax; 12 and over, 25c and tax
MONDAY
COMING-
SATURDAY
WM. S. HART, in "White Oak"
NEWS WEEKLY
"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"
GLORIA SIVANSON, in "Under the Lash"
NEWS WEEKLY
TUESDAY
ZANE GREY'S "The Last Trail"
Monty Banks' Comedy, "Bride and Gloom"
March 9th and 10th—Double Laughter Bill
WM. ROGERS and LILA LEE, in "One Glorious Day"
And HAROLD LLOYD, in "A Sailor Made Man"
THEODORA—"The World's Most Amazing Spectacle"
The Love Letters of
A Shorthorn
(Copyrighted by 11. E. (:ry, Jr.)
lholerneth the flowers
On the sealin
hats srttlyd (141WII to normal
mgain. Fellows that has bin stookitt
bought rigaretS is 1114111 there own pipes
11011 . 1111 there 1 . 0.1111-11111teS 11111111 . ..0. I'lll
1.111111 l'seless .font have 1411.41 irreverent
habits—he's ball muff as it is. lie sets
I.W .1111,1 1111 11111 . 1.114:17.111 into his girvals
IMO., an wistierin sweet militias to
loo• thro his mouth night.
I never seen his girrul. Useless says
she has a fragile disposition. but
JuJg
in from the way she hangs her hare
over her ears. IA galculate her to lie
mighty hard on tooth brushes. Never
writes to her on writin paper, Useless
don't. rites illplotnaey instead, ineettln
that he dent
Iltit me an yott has written to one
:111111iler With almost lumen regularity.
Pansy. old blossom. Think of all the
howiskered !Anhui) pennies for postage
stamps that has embellished the kof
fors of the government since the stage
driver took MP out of tVigglesville.
An :tow a bigegr cal:unity is makin
the 1411 . 11(TS of • mouth hang 1110111
iota 4111 r Chill. Thank hevens, says we
all of us. we dont have to go to chapel
lest cause we like it, for now there giv
ns credit for groin. It used to be that
iwgt an harin to forget brekfunt. flu
ben before we come 10 the mane eon
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chain, to see the male come In. even iti
tiwne misent any male goin out.
An wile soul retainn this by the flick
erin beams of your bodoir lamp. fellows
an glrruls Is pushin one another round.
on the oratory floor. wearin off all thel
splinters to the sweet strains of music
an otherwise. But thous more music ,
in Pansy things yelling at the cows to
get out of the clover than in a haf
thaen of them galvanized horns. So
farewell au may gentle Coffers waft
your alarm clock out the window
you wont hear it in time to mix up a .
fresh hatch 4.1 griddle rakes in the'
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ALUMNI MAKING PLANS
FOR JUNE COMMENCEMENT
A meeting of tile representatives of
tine numerous alumni classes of the
eaCegc as held Tuesday evening. Feb
runt y invent y•eight and it was suggest
n4l at the time that :n dinner he held
for the members of all union classes on
Friday. June ninth. :It McAllister Hall
if such arrangements could be made. It
wns also suggested that each class :
adopt a standard costume or uniform.
which would consist of a coat and hat I
manic of cloth of the colors of the re- :
sportive classes. It was also the opin-;
inn that a parade be held this year fol-,
lowing the Alumni luncheon on th
niampus and that in the evening a gen
eral dinner and smoker be held in Mc-
Allister Hall. Preparations are to be
made by the members of the classes
present tin continue tine work of round
ing up the respective members in or
der to make an enthusiastic showing at
commencement time.
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STUDENT OFFERED TOURS
TO EUROPE AND MEXICO
Dr. A. J. Armstrong, Head of the De
partment of English at Baylor Univer
sity, Waco. Texas, for fifteen yearn has
been stressing the value of foreign
travel to English students, and has
fatind that Inestimable cultural advan
tage has accrued to hundreds of stu
dents a•ho have gone to Europe on trips
conducted by him.
This year, in addition to his general
Nuropean tour covering the best part
of Europe. Or. Armstrong has formed
three parties for especial study in the
modern languages. One will spend the
s mer at Dijon in the University and
then later go to Switzerland and Ober
ammergua, another will make a similar
trill into Spain for the purpose of study
at the University of Madrid, and will go
for the purpse of getting a very •satis
factory idea of the country, and a third
will go to Mexico for the purpose of
studying Spanish in the University at
the City of Mexico.
For these foreign travel courses, mo
ors will be given in recognized Amer
can Universities on the strength of the
•ertifirate secured from these foreign
univeristies• The prices are very yeas
nimble, varying from four hundred to
eight hundred and eighty-five dollars,
and those interested should write at
unee to 1h•. A. J. Armstrong at Waco,
Texas.
Buy Your Meal Ticket at the
Philadelphia Restaurant
and order when and
what you 'want
We change our menus twice a day
JURANIS & KEPREOS
Now Showing
New Spring Styles
and Samples
Prices Range from $lB to $6O
Exceptional Values at $3O, $33
and $35
Smith's Tailor Shop
127 Allen St.
Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing
Neatly Done
Friday. March 3, t 922
TOPIANS ARRANGE FOR
SERIES OF LECTURES
The Tomans wish 11l announce to the
student body that a series 44 lectures
on topics pertaining 111 Landscape Ar
ehlteettwe will he given by prominen t
men of the college in the very near fu
ture. Or. Crockett Win open the pro.
gram with two illustrated lectures on
- What the Landscape Architect Sees
in Europe:* the dates of the talks be.
inc Wednesday. Nlarch eighth. and
Wednesday. March twenty-second.
Professor Packingham. who has inti
mate knowledge of estates and gardens
in England. will give ;in interesting
lecture shortly afterward On ''The Per
smutlities of .English Estate and Gar
dens" and will lie followed by Profes
nor K rk .h e , who will speak on the use
of service buildings in the landscape
design and how they may be rendered
pleasing. Subsequent announcement
will be printed in the Cold.EltlAN run
,ruing the subj-et matter of talks to
he given at utter 'fleeting,.
In a desire io promote interest in
tildes of landscape art in the student
body, the Topians cordially invite the
general puldie to attend all hectares.
PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSOR
TO ADDRESS PRE-DEEDS
Dr. .1. E. Decamp. Assistant Profes
sor of Psychology, will address the Pre-
Medical Society on the subject of "Psy
chology and Medicine." Monday even
ing in the Zoological Laboratory in
Mae I at seven-thirty oclock. This
lecture by Dr. DeCamp will show the
relation which exists between psychol
ogy and modern medicine and the uses
which the physician can make of a
knowledge of that science. The lecture
Is open to all who may care to hear
Dr. Decamp speak.
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SPEAK AT COMMENCEMENTS
In the past month or more, President
Thomas has been the recipient of a
great number of invitations from lead
ing universities, colleges, normal
schools, preparatory schools, and high
schools throughout the country, asking
him to speak at commencement exer
cises this June. One invitation came
from the University of Texas. So for
all invitations have been refused be
cause of the fact that they call for ad
dresses at the time when the annual
commencement exercises will be held
here.
The
First National Bank
STATE COLLEGE, PA.
W. L. Foster, President
David F. Kapp, Cashier