r„ : AprU jc mo.
;®C6ajek^St
Ou of the character* of Dickens,
drawn with frank sincerity. Is calk'd
tha Artful Dodger Ho boasted of lilh
ability to evade the law and to escape
detection. Omitting the criminal aspect.
% Wonder whether we do not have artful
jMgsrn today.
Too have heard such u mun Iwusi of
Me ability to escape chupel foi u s< -
Matter or for his college course. He
; g»fH himself appointed fourth assistant
purveyor for his boarding table m ftu
hire# a friend to take his place and he
joensted for him He gete u temporurv
jCcouse ot some kind, possibly feigning
Atebhess. truetlng dial Us explrutlon
•jrlQ be overlooked, in similar wavs he
atojlm his military obligations, or his
throe preparation, and sets up some
Wbß ef ad excuse to get home eurllei
ec stay longer after a vacation.
' If enly be worked as hard at hi*
•tasks 8* he does at evading them, he
wtolft easily rank In the upper third
ef hlfi class His unfot lunate tendency
Ts't* boast of his dodging and thereby
lie disposes himself to hH fellows If
ite had eyes In the back of his head and
aeuli see their looks, he would be el-
Isaoed. Tbey know that later he will
J. C. Smith & Son
DEALER IN
General Hardware
’ BtuttUrs’ Materials, Oils, Paints, Glass,
Ammunition, Stoves,'Roofing,
Spouting, Etc.
State College, Pa.
I THE ATHLETIC STORE
INCORPORATED
ON CO OP CORNER
bo likelv to dodgo pnylng his lawful
luxes, will dodge his jury duty, will
dodge when a financial "drive" some*
along and otherwise. evade hie duties
uu a cltUen. Ae the dodging twig la
Inclined, mo the dodging ties will gmw
Hen Franklin wik um much an oilg-
Innl American In bis age us Lincoln
won Intn 1 llh homely uso of the Eng
lish InnKiuiKi 1 tvne ctltlrlflrd at the time
Pin Instamr, liu bad a favorite saying
that hi- mu r Imd pnld too mucb fm Ida
nhiutlc
11 xuunr that hr bid uu a buy IhjiillU
ii whistle wltlcli took all hla saved pun
nl*« While lit- wuh rejoicing In blow
ing It, <■ bvMtander wild hr thought he
had paid 100 much for It Fianlclin
inner foigot the expeilence. When
It milted to liuv HomrlUlng extravagant,
In* lemindtd himself that it was poor
pollrv to |iu\ too much fui your whistle.
Wlini nbont to *>tiiandi*i lilm time on
something foolish. he temwmbered to
luttulif wbethei it wuutvoith theories.
How fieipiently we u»e u pet ton who
Inis imli! too much fm hla whistle The
pout fellow who foullsldv cheats In
class. examination m wmk and guee
Imuir to heart-bi oken put cuts—tines be
not puv a high pi Ice for bln whistle*
The one who Imutts that he nevei mis
ses a night at the movies Ih likely to
lliul at the close of the yeni that he has
pnld enihelv too much money and lime
for hie whistle The ghl who (.nntrsets
u hnstv and foolish mnrrlnge often pays
deinh for her whistle The student
who Kipmndci* money In college ami
goes home and learns of the 'ucrlflcsu
mudi l*v his pnienta to supply him with
HURAD
THE TURKISH CIGARETT
ettes cost a trifle less, sometimes
appeals to one’s pocket, but never to
one’s taste.
Murads afe~ 100% pure -Turkish —the
world’s most famous tobacco for cigarettes.
Don’t wound your pride or scramble your taste for
a trifling saving.
Murads are worth more than they cost —and you
don't have to sneak- the package in and out of your
pocket in any company —you know what we mean.
Judge for
Yourself — /
M&ncMrfflttGßubi&Btik
andEfipimQpr&ainlhVitii
money often pays a high price in pent*
taiuo and remet for the tin whistle he
blew In collide.
Ate >ou puylncr 100 high a. pries for
tiny of your uhletlui? Think it ever.
rouit .rnmi:NTfl uhcuivu
INJURIES IN AUTO AUCTIIENT
' While on their way home at the he*
gltmlng of the Buetet recess, four elu*
(tents of (he college wi-te the leclplenla
of s(»v*»re inturim when the ttuck in
wlilt It the} vveie being conveyed to
Lnulstottti.-uvvi turned, following a ie
fiituil of the brtikus to operate Offing
to the luck of tiuhaportatlun facilities,
thu liut-L. wus pitsacd luto aervlue and
fuuriumi men took iHtswei on the tna*
Lhtno While descending the mountain,
on lliln side of Mllrov. the biakea re*
fii<«<(l to hold and the mscblue began i
a wild Jotnney during whlclt four of
the men decided to Jump from the ear
instead of tiuetlng to uhance of safety
when the bottom of the mountain had
been icached A luckr turn Into a
Siev'd hunk however, befoiw the bot
tom wus touched pi evented disaster, but
nuntiituuuituiuiinujuuiiiimiiiiiDitiiiitimiaiiitHiiniiDiiimtiiia
1 Guard against the j
1 “Flu” by using ef- £
| fective 1
Throat and Nasal
ANTISEPTICS
Wc recommend
Dobell's Solution |
Sodine Spray Solution |
Alkaline Antiseptic
with a good atomizer.
Ray D. Gilliland p
! Druggist |
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ktv'UOC DEPT ‘ CHICAGO. ILLINOIS Y*w
FROM Bagdad to
Frisco, men in every
walk o f life greatly
prefer pure Turkish
cigarettes.
-The fact that “ordinary” cigar
PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
cuuiiod considerable jolting of tho ma
chine untl Us occupants, none of whom
reoetvud any serious Injuries, The In
jured men who wore taken to the Levr-
Jatown hospital, wute t-'nmk L. Wolf
’l*2, Carlisle, who teceived u compound
ti jtciui o of the ilwht lint, which wo*
Intel amputated, Cm I Cnpiind ’22, of
iiiiioklvii, mho mfttalned nevete cuts
wh-mt the lieml end neck, 0 C Keeser,
of Minim Union, scalp wound, and J
1' Itiown of Olenslde, who received
ueveiat c_uts and lx>dv liiulnee
I»K\> MOOUE AJ'J'OIMTED TU
\ATIO>AT. KFSKAJtCII COUNCIL
Di B S Monte, Dean of the School of
Mluee, has beon appointed a member
THE
first National Bank
State College, Pa.
tV. L POST ER, President
DAVID F. KA!‘P, Casbltr
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
INVITES YOUR KODAK
We maintain a 24-hour
amateur service during
the summer months
PENN QTATE
HOTO OHO?
204:
onal Research Council The other mem
ber* of the committee are front the
University of Wlseoneln end the Unl
‘\eralty of California. The scope of Dr
Moore it work will be the promoting of
research in the subject of Goojoglcal
Sedimentation, and hia field will be In
all unit emltien earn of the Allegheny
Mountain"
BRIEF CASES, MUSIC FOLIOS
AND
jgHljg STUDENT CASES
Tgfiffinß&jr Demand the original
wit . twy fer your prelection
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f :
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McEachren’s
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BROWN BROTHERS
ORCHESTRA
The final added touch—the delightful extra
feature which will causa your college function
to be gratefully remembered for years after
wards.
BROWNS—"The Orchestra of Distinction*'—
has achieved a tuneful individuality among
discriminating social leaders of eastern univer
sities. For engagements, write
D. S. Brown
Brown Brothers Orchestra
1524 CHESTNUT STREET,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.