ON'S FOOTBALL NEXT SEA From George' Ade's Viewpoint the Genie Shoili pe Made Genteel and Mannerly. 1 , 'George Ade, a graduate of Rar 3.i! University, where he was a devOtee of the gridiron gamy, and the first playwright to stage a football cnn - , test, has set down ! in inimitable and highly characteristic manner his; thoughts on the brand of foothill as it will be played next Fall. Suc-I ceeding the publication of the intri cate code adopted by the Interco' legiate Football Rules Commipe recently. Mr. Ade has contribute the following to tne Purdue Univer sity Daily : "Selection of players —The elev , 1 en play rs ccinstitutin'g the tealrii i shall be selected by the Facult t y. and the I student who has received ' the hig est grade in Greek and Theolog shall be captain of the team. , o student shall be eligible for lal am unless he is up in his class wok and has an es:ablished for piety. ' reputati "PreliMinaries —When a team ap, pears oh a i field for a contest it shall ' greet the oppolaing tea-n with the t e. Chautauqua salute, which consists of waving the handkerchie' .' 'After this a few i l riendly chats Oncerning books and !writers may p cede the'i Openink of the game. "Substitute for the 'Toss—ln stead of tossing a coin tol determine' which side gets the ball, the!two, captains shall extract the cube root of a number proyded by the Pro 'fessor of Mathematics. The -cap tain-who is first to hand -in the cor rect solution gets the ball., "Advancing the ball—The ball having been placed in the centre of the field, the umpire, who must be " a professor of geology, exhibits to the team having possessiOn of the ball a fossil. All members of the team, .who think that they can name the 'HIP STATE COI LEM \\ F,yoiiing TfieSimso most ex;:tti attire, that and detail Evening c go a lon, more eni its are str Dress - 1 1 uxec Silk huts, protectors, you THE CLOTHIER CT DRESS FIR MEN ;ELLEFONITE .t. „),,,. geologia period in which the fos sil belonT hold up their rightaband. The umpire selects a ! " - plyer - to name the period. If he answers correctly he advances theall two i yards. If, in addifiOn, I he iVes the sctentific name of ith fo sil' he advances the ball five iva!rds. If no !memb team ! Fr of ai • the am! can nswer th i e question propounded by the umpire tne op posing team shall be given a. trial, ed t' e is prepa p 7, requireents s absolutely cor hes, that a e st lways , , tow'ar ble. The ly in good orm 1 till)"'"N • suits 0 Suits pera hats, w verything to 1 eachl chati, j ques the ei igain ogy,l ' nary 1 usefu .s• r WE; NINE- :ly the 1 sup in eening rect in style ictly proper • . - , aking 1 affairs as shdwn by and . taste to 40 - dress tcoats, outfit rrectly % i .S. umplres—After Itton of :hdown there shol be a of u.noires, l so' qtat the asked of a t team may, in ,e of 'a lo:* and. xciting ver the clasS work in no'- lied metaphysics, Veteri- Sanskrit and other ,de Plays—Ainy player who grammatical) error, mispW