COLLEGE NOTES The recent innovation of roller skating in the Armory has so injured the floor that it will probably not be permitted again. It is reported that Mr. Parker is about to add a course of instruction in automobile repair work to the curriculum of his department. He spent some time on the “Red Dragon" this winter and a shortage of time cards was threatened, but it finally received his official stamp. Since his deout last week he has gained considerable experience in emergency repair work and at the last report was still at it. The Johnstown Tri-State team which has been training at for several weeks left a few days ago. Charles M. Atherton ’92 is manager of the team. M. L. Roper 'O6 was a recent visitor at the college. Mr. Roper is employed by the Westinghouse company at East Pittsburg. Prof. Surface has recently been reappointed Slate Zoologist for the ensuing four years by Governor Stuart. “Price,” addressing the Sche nectady alumni: —“Gentlemen, we need money at State for more in structors. We have a ‘bum’ teach ing force.” Ketcham ’O4, (interrupting): “Hard luck, Dennington.” Prof. Watson has left State for a year and a half to manage a farm of the Solway Process Co., at Tully, New York. The game scheduled for March 29th at Lynchburg. Va.. with A. and M. College of Noith Carolinia, was called off, as it was found im possible for State to make the jump from Mercersburg to the scheduled city in time, There’s a saying old and musty, Yet ’ tis ever true; Never trouble trouble Till trouble troubles you. THE STATE COLLEGIAN The Hundred Yard Dash. Give me a race that is run apace From the start to the finish line; A breath or two, and the race is through, While the seconds mark the time. “Last call for the hundred,” the cry comes clear, And the runners take their place, Each digs a hole with a spiked sole, For the start may decide the race. “On your marks”! —“Get set”! —a pistol crack; They’re off like the whistling wind; ’Tis glorious speed for the man in the lead, But woe to the man behind. The cinders burn under feet that spurn The ground as they fall and rise; The muscles strain; each breath is pain; There's a mist before the eyes. The seconds click to the stop watch tick An even ten —no more;. A ringing cheer from the crowd so near, For it means a perfect score. 0, honor the man, who only can Bear off the victory; But honor, too, those others who Run true and faithfully.. So give us a race that is run apace From the start to the breaking tape; A breath or two and the race is through With a victory for State, Bowling League. The contests between the Kappa Sigma and Phi Delta Theta teams shortly before vacation closed the second annual inter-fraternity bowl ing tournament. The highest per centage was made by the Sigma Chi team which also won the pennant last year. Intense interest and rivalry were manifested in the games of the past season and a league will undoubtedly be formed next year. Kappa Sigma Pin Delta Tlmta STANDING, NVnn Dost Pet. Sigma Chi 17 4 .SOI) Bela Theta Pi 14 7 .6(50 Phi (.Jemma Delta 112 9 .571 Pin Squill Kappa 11 10 .523 Phi Kappa Sisrma II 10 .5t3 Sl.fina Alpha Epsilon S 13 3SI Kappa Mgma o 15 .2MJ Phi Do-la Theta 5 1(1 23>. A Harvard Man, whom we placed with a large publishing house a year ago has just been advanced to to the managership of an important department, He’s only one of the 1500 college men placed in satisfactory positions last year In each oi our offices is a department exclusively for col lege men. Each man’s case receives persona attehtion and our employment experts find foi him (he position in business, in teaching oi in technical work which he is best fitted to fill Write us to-day and we will tell you what w< can do for you. UaTlrffiflfk the National Organization of Bran ’ Brokers, Commonwealth Trust build ng, Philadelphia, Pa, Offices ml 2 cities Knisely Bros. Billiard Parlor and Bowling Alley Cigars and Tobacco HOTEL BUILDING Watch this space for announcements Flashlights, Views. Groups, Student Photography Size'* up to SxlO Geo. D.’ Barbey ’OB 370 Main Something Entirely New INSURED HOSIERY Guaranteed for one year If worn out before, a new pair.given in exchange. Lisle Goods First Clast A S. Silverberg, 372 Main