CAMPUS TALK
WELL! WELL 1
Ichabod in Soph. History:—
"Anybody who uses the wol d
"ain't" ain't educated, and I won't
give him a good mark."
Senior :—Do you know why a
Sophomore is like a kerosene lamp ?
Junior:—No. Why are they
alike ?
Senior :—Well he is not especially
bright, is often turned down,
smokes occasionally, and goes out
at night.
Professor :—Before what vowels
is g soft ?
Freshman :—Before those which
follow it.
She sat on the steps at eventide,
Enjoying the balmy air.
He came and asked, "May I sit by
your side ?"
She gave him a vacant stair
"I expect to be fired," remarked
Duster's locomotive, "unless I ten
der my resignation."
"Oh pshaw," exea:med Parker's
baggage car," "the College 'steems
you too highly tor that."
"Well, I hope so", answered the
engine, "but you see I've been run
ning out at nights and having an oc
casional toot, and I'm afraid they'll
get on my track and turn the tables
on me.
'Twixt optimist and pessimist,
The difference is droll ;
The optimist, the doughnut sees,
The pessimist the hole.
COLLEGE ORBIT
Teacher:—"What part of the body
is the scrimmage ?"
"The wha-a-at ?"
Freshie:—
Teacher: 'I saw in the account
of the football game that several of
the boys got hurt in the scrim
mage."—Ex.
Miss Co-ed—Yes, Mr. Fielder,
I'll be yours on one condition.
Fielder—Oh, that's all right; I
entered Harvard with six.—Ex.
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Col 8 00 11 50 5 20
17 27 —4lO .. . Strubles... 17 45 430
17 37 4 15 ..Illoomsdorf.. 1 . 7 40 425
735 420 Pine Gr. Mills 735 420
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t• Mill trains of tl
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