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NOTICE —MEEK BROS.
are in position to furnish you with
from Keffel & Esser Co., Wm.
E. Stieren Co., Riefler & Al
tender Drawing Papers, Scales,
Triangles, Curves, Tee Squares,
Pencils, Erasers, etc. Every
thing needed for the drawing
room. Will order anything
not in stock without extra cost.
we have the largest assortment
of box Paper ever displayed in
the country, the latest in styles,
size and color. Writing tab
lets, note, pack, and letter size,
ruled and plain, light and
heavy, 5c to 50c each. Pencil
tablets, note and composition
books, vest pocket memoran
dums and account books. Pens,
pen holders, pencils, erasers,
ink, mucilage, paste, card
racks and photo mailers.
“Parker,” “Wirt,” “Laugh
lin.” Every pen guaranteed.
all- the latest designs. Waste
paper baskets, alarm clocks,
mirrors, tooth, hair, lather,
clothes, hat and flesh brushes,
hand scrubs, combs, sponges,
BOOKS, MAGAZINES, NOVELS
Ladies’ Home Journal, Satur
day Evening Post, and Argosy
ordered only on request.
Cigars, cigarettes, and tobies,
pipes, smoking tobacco, novel
ties for the smoker’s den.
all flavors 5c., Sundae 5c., ice
cream soda and egg phosphate
10c. Give us a call and if we
cannot suit you or do not have
what you want we will tell you
where you can get it. We will
order anything in our line for
you without extra charge. We
take subscriptions for any pub
lications for Fraternities and
Clubs at reduced prices.
Souvenir Postal Cards
State College Pennants
THE DRUG STORE,
H. D. & P. B. MEEK-
‘Please hurry, Belle,” her husband calls;
“We’re late,” he adds in words distressed.
Then on her husbands’s ear there falls;
“Why, Charley, I am barely dressed ! ”
At last, arrayed decollette,
She scurries down like one possessed.
Her husband smiles: “The truth you say,”
And adds, “I see you’re barely dressed ! ”
J udge —‘ ‘You’ re privileged to chal
lenge any member of the jury now
Defendant —“Well, then, yer hon
or, Oi’ll just foight that shmall man
in the corner with one eye.”—Ex.
Caesar sic dicat an de cur egesi
sicked the cat on the cur, I guess
he licked him. —Ex.
Small boy —“Say, pa, if you had
three eyes where would you have
the third one placed?”
Fond father —“Why that’s a
queer question, my boy. I’d have
it placed in the back of my head, I
Small boy —“Pa, I wouldn’t. I’d
have mine put on the end of my
finger, so I could shove it through a
knot hole in the fence, and watch
them playing base-ball without pay
ing a quarter.” —Ex.
He —I never can be in your com
pany more than a minute without
being reminded of a certain book —
a great book.
She —Indeed! I am afraid you
are a great flatterer. May I ask
what book it is?
He —The dictionary.—Ex.
ij| CHARACTER is imparted to Clothes J
j by little things. By a collar that hugs, &
a lapel that lies flat, a coat that doesn’t gi
j pucker round the shoulders. The tail- J
■8 ors who cut the “SIM” Clothes look to
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j whole. “Sim” Clothes are moderately J
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\ S. W. KALIN
HATTER AND MEN'S FURNISHER
Students’ headquarters for Hats,
Neckwear, Fancy Shirts. Hosiery.
Underwear, Gloves, and Sweaters
STATE COLLEGE - PA
STATE COLLEGE, PA.
am, kinds choice Meats
MEAT MARKET on RUGiI STREET
Special Inducements to Clubs
It will Pay You
To buy your Dry Goods
Notions, Shoes, Groceries,
Etc., of us. Our reputa
tion stands back of the
goods, which are better,
brighter and snappier than
Holmes fk Co.
Avenue State College, Pa.
STATE COLLEGE, PA.
Thirty years’ e.xporienee m Tailoring.
Samples of the liuosb Imported
Goods always on hand.
DKKSS SUITS A SPECIALTY
S. E. KIMPORT
Dealer in Choice Beef. Lamb. Pork,
Veal, Salt Meats and Poultry. Special
attention given to Caterers. Call and
see us on Allen Street. State College.