Is a question. The articles are all excellent. We notice
amount of fiction:
Fresh.—“ Why don’t the co-eds go to chapel?”
Soph.—“Because anything but hymns at chapel
would be inappropriate.” —Punch Bowl.
By dreaming, we find the quarries in our lives,
out of'which are hewn the blocks that later lay the
foundation of character, where thoughts are shap
ed, which take form in noble works. We behold
visions of ideal perfection hanging like stars in a
midnight sky, and in striving to attain that perfec
tion. character is changed into transfigured beauty.
What is comparable to this? Dr.! Hillis says, “All
the beauty of paintings, all the grace of statues, all
the grandeur of cathedrals are as nothing compared
to the painting of that inner picture, the chiselling
of that inner manhood, the adornment of that inner
temple.” —Miss B. M. Davis, in Gettysburg Mer
cury.
Koufup.—“l got a cold in my sarcophagus.”
Koufdrop.—“You mean your esophagus.”
Korfup.—“Any way, it’s where my coughin’ is.”
—Punch Bowl.
In physics.—“lf you ever attempt to squeeze any
solid body, it will always resist pressure,” said the
teacher.
The class smiled and recited examples which
proved the rule.— Ex.
There was a young- lady of Lynn
Who was so exceedingly thin;
That when she essayed
To drink lemonade
She slid down the straw and fell in!— Ex.
“Yo'u can’t sell us any sweaters;
Four-in-hands or other fads;
We don’t want to trade at your store,
If you don’t give us your ads.”— Ex.