When you get even with a person generally you cl
get even, but probably a little lower. — Ex.
“Fools sometimes ask questions which
Prof.—'
cannot answer.”
Student—“l guess that is the reason so many of u
exams.”
‘‘l want to get copies of your paper for a week back,
old gentleman. “Don’t you think you’d better use
plaster ?” suggested the new clerk in the publication off
livery exchange editor is an imitatior of the devil,
sees a good thing he very carefully cuts it out. —The
Problem.—To prove a homely girl is better than a f
Proof.—A homely girl is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than a pretty girl.
A homely girl is better than a pretty girl. —The Sit
Upon the farm the city-bred
Young miss sat down to tea;
And noticing the honey said,
“I see you keep a bee.” —Old Hughes.
“Football hath its half backs,
And full backs not a few,
And what, with bruised and broken legs
It hath its drawbacks too.”— Ex.
A GEOMETRICAL PROOF.