own stock of souvenirs and trinkets and which, s
enables us to fill the deficiencies from some other fel
Dear Madge:•—l know I've sometimes swi
A stray thermometer or two,
But when I asked you down to tea
I hardly thought such things of you.
I hoped at least that Mrs. Wright
Would check your rage for souvenirs,
But when you left for home that night
I found not groundless were my fears.
Oh no, I've missed no photographs;
Grace didn't take my " Phi Chi " hat;
No spoons went home in Gertrude's muff;
My roommate, Tom, prevented that.
My bric-a-brac is still secure.
But as I watched your train depart,
I knew you'd swiped as ne'er before,
For you had carried off my heart
So, Madge, I give you warning clear;
Send back the stolen, ere too late,
Or in its stead, believe me, dear, '
I'll swipe your own heart, sure as fate!
" COLLICGR SPIRIT " forsooth, it almost makes us
coLLEGE SPIRIT
I've danced at the Junior ball,
And I've been to the Varsity show;
And I've met one man I like very much:
So I'm for Columbia, you know.
And oh what a jolly good time we had!
When my Jack showed me 'round the new si
And we spent a whole hour way up in the di
Which perhaps Was not perfectly right.
PASTE-POT AND SHEARS
" SWIPED!"
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