The Free Lance . I’d send myself by A. D. T. To-day to your address, And on my petals you, maybe, A long, sweet kiss would press. I’d pause a moment so, and then Disguise I would resign; I’d change me to myself again And catch your lips on mine ! DISAPPOINTMENT, My love and I went out to walk All in the bright sunshine. The day was cold. Her little hands Were tightly clasped in—her muff. I begged one token of her love Which should fulfill my bliss. She said she had no token, but She did give me a—smile. I pressed more closely to her side, “ I love you as my life, I prithee be my Valentine.” She said she’d be my—friend. ShEIGHING, I love to hear the sleighbells’ tune Ring out in icy air— That is, when at my side there sits A dainty maiden fair. The frostier the wintry wind The better ’tis for me, For closer to my sheltering side She nestles tenderly. But sweeter than the moonlit road O’er which we lightly skim It is to play we’re sleighing still In the back parlor dim, When on the sofa quite as close Both snuggle up for fun, And I devote two hands to her Instead of only one. : bald-headed man in his family pew red back on the cushions and slumbered; he dreamed that the preacher these words had proclaimed : hairs of your head are all numbered.” [Aprie, Truth — Exchange. — Exchange.