The Free Lance
" And then, thought I,
Won't that be ' pie'
To put on such a style;
I'll. spend the day,
In pleasures gay,
Thus life away I'll while."
Pour years had passed,
Time came at last,
I listened with a sigh;
ror Casper dear,
In words so drear,
Told me an awful lie.
He said: " 011, dear,
Upon my ear
'roo sudden' falls the word;
I will say ay
Sonic later day,"
Now, was'at that absurd?
COLLEGE VERSE COLUM
A boy
A tree
A little cherry
A fall
A squall
A little bury.
A CHEMICAL ROMANCE
Said Atom to Molly Cule,
" Will you unite with me?"
And Molly Cule did quick retort,
"'There's no affinity,"
Beneath electric light plant's shail
Poor Atom hoped he'd meet he
But she eloped with a rascal Base
Her name is now Saltpetre.—E
THE LP:AWN 01 1 ' A LOVE-SONG.
'Twits a foolish little love-song
That she chanced to hear that d
As they strolled across the ineado
Fresh and fragrant with the ha
But a girl with eyes like bluebells
Sang it tenderly and sweet, •
To the rustic lover lying
'Midst the grasses at her feet I