The Free lance. (State College, Pa.) 1887-1904, June 01, 1895, Image 10

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    The Free Lance.
u a few minutes later Fred was escorting Bessie home she
[y broke out: ‘• Oh Fred, I’m so glad. I knew it all along,
lehow or other I couldn't tell you." Fred gave her hand a
pieeze of gratitude, and as he left her at the door he said:
you know now what I was thinking about that day on
a when I made no comments on your choice bit of gossip."
College , Pa. March 20 , 1895.
IN SOLUTION.
AS TO THE PROF.
Curious reader, didst thou ne’er
Behold a worshipful chemist there
Seated on his revolving chair,
Then cast thy longing eyes—
It is a February day—
And in his new-born state survey
One here!
AS TO THE ONE QUIZZED,
The Lord had made it soluble.
The old Prof, thundered, and the student once so voluble
Dropped through the floor; although it’s not impossible,
’Tis queer.
To rise from little into great
Is pleasant; but to sink in state
From high to lowly is a fate
AS TO SOPHISTO M. ENGINOS.
Too soon his shine is overcast,
Chilled by the next reporter's blast,
His blushing honors only cast
He casts his fur and sheds his chains,
And moults till not a plume remains;
The next impending term distrains
He slips like water through a sieve;
Ah! could his little splendor only live
Another short term, he would give
So dear ?
Severe.
One fear.
His gear.
[June,