"Professor, why is Pallas A thene considered
the goddess of wisdom ?"
"She was the only goddess who did not marry.
—Ex.
Suppose you did leave. the shovel in the bin
last spring and the coal man has dumped seven
tons of coal on top of it, what good does it do a
woman to keep reminding you of the fact.
A Sophomore bold and careless and gay,
One afternoon of a winter day,
Nixed himself up and went to a play,
It was Richard 111. and a matinee.
The Sophomore sat in the front parquet,
All was serene as a day in May,
Until Ring Richard began to pray,
"A horse! a horse !" in a faithful way.
When the Sophomore sprang from his seat they say,
And cried, the poor king's fears to allay,
get you a horse without delay,
I know how it is—l have felt that way." —Wabadh•
The mile walk has been dropped from the list
of track events by Yale and Harvard. The rea
sons were two,—the time consumed, and the dis-
tress caused to those taking part in this event.
A religiously inclined student was found por
ing over a Bible one day and industriously mak
ing notes. After several hours he laid down the
book with a sigh of relief. "Well, have you
found much consolation !" asked his chum. "Yes,
much," he responded. "You know I failed to
pass last term. Well, look here," and he shoved
the paper across the
_table. It contained the fol
lowing: ','Thou shalt not pass—Numbers 20:
Suffer not a man to pass—Judges 3:28. The
wicked shall no more pass Nahum . 1:13.
Neither doth any son of man pass—Jeremiah 1 :43.
Beware that thou pass not-2 Kings 6-9. None
shall pass—lsaiah 34.20."
THE FREE LANCE.
!=I
-Ex.
Only a bit of golden hair,—
How eamo it thore?
Was my heart all in a flutter?
No -for it was in the butter;
When the new president of Wells College, Dr.
William Waters, was a tutor at Yale his merry
countenance won for him the pleasant nickname .
of "Minnehaha," Laughing Waters.
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