And I li ave but to nod
And they rush for the chocolate set-ups.
But these friends of the fall—
Not one true of them all,
Their ingratitude raoks one with sorrow I
Have grown weary and shy
So that I, even I,
Not a copper can beg, win, or borrow.
—Trinity Tablet.
Are you unpopular 1
To cure it Is not bard.
Spend your every dollar
On scholar, sport, blackguard.
At no time glvo advice
But still with watting ear
Hear the same thing twice
And list a poor fool’s sneer.
—The Lafayette.
TWO BROTHERS.
One of two brothers went to war
Out in the prairie free.
And fought the dusky Injun braves,
Sayage as they oould be,
Four years and a day was the youth away
And fought in many a war,
And returned to bis homo a hero
With never the slightest scur.
But the other one was a coward
(They said), and on learning Intent,
So to gain a good education
Straightway to college he went,
Four years and a day ho was gone away
And he studied bard you bet,
But he played on the foot-ball eleven
* • * •
Well, lie's in the hospital yet,
—At a Physical Examination :
Prof.—Which is the best known insulator ?
Student. —Poverty.
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THE FREE LANCE.
— Dickinsonian.
\Chaiter.
GEO.
Foot-ball and Lawn Tennis Goods
] Always on Hand at Lowest
A FUZZ, £ZA& OF STA TIOJYEfIf.
Send for Catalogue.
IN THREE ACTS.
Little dreaming they soon would ineel
She smiled upon him in tlio street,
From her cosy window scat,
Maid one.
ACT 11.
At the hop to music's heat
Moved in time their hearts and feet,
Later they found a cool retreat,
Maid won.
Pealed the organ loud and sweet—
Bride and groom and their elite—
All their happiness complete,
Made one,
A TRIOLET.
Oh, Bridget worken for hire,
For she did cook quite well,
We took her in to try her,
But she poured oil on the Are—
Now she either plays the lyre, JJ
Orgroanotli sore in— OP
Yes, Bridget worked for hire,
For she did cook quito well.
A Riddle :
My positive—why a young man studii
My comparative—why he graduates.
My superlative—why he leaves the i
Answer :
To get on ; To get honor ;
BUSH,
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To get
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