- - "4 2.0 5. Hi 'hi f.c: attJ do; Y. h tli, lOS. ete: Otlisrf need l '5 nj i i I A3. rnclti OY. ircbi cor;' IKK k I'O- ougl it- tti ! ! ' tor'r S9- J.l'";.; EDITORS. I WOULD KATUKK UK KIUHT ThA.N PKKSIDENT.-Hskrt Cut. . T S R f 3 VOLUME 9 -fTriLMAJl KUTJiLili, Attorney at )V Law, Ebensbnrg, Pa. August 13, 18G3. TOIi'N 1 -tii-'Vj.M, .attorney at Law, J Ehensburg, Fa. 3- OfGce on High street. augl3 GKORGE M. HE APE, Attorney at Law, Ebensburg, Pa. Office in Colonnade Row. augl3 TYILLTAM II. SEC FILER, Attor W ncy at Law, Ebensburg, Pa. j25Ofr;ce in Colonnade How. aug20 1 ROUUK vv tIAl iMAlN, Attorney at ;(JT Lw and Claim Agent, and United J Suites Commissioner for Cambria county. Eb f .mburg, P. TOUNSTON & SOANLAN, Attorneys t.t Lnw, Ebensburpr, Pa. I rij?- Office opposite the Court House. i i. jon.vsTo.v. aug!3 J. s. scanlax. JA.MKS C. EASLY, Attorney at Law, Cnrrolltown, Cambria county, Pa. Architectural Drawings and Specifi cation made. faugl3 I- J. WATERS. Justice of the Peace Jm and Scrivener, rijy" Office adjoining dwelling, on High Ft., Sbcaaburg, Ta. auyr 13-Cm. T? A. SHOKMAKJUl, Attorney at L , Law, Ebensburg, Pa. Particular attention paid to collections. fiS Office on High street, west of the Di- tftaoa'l. 13 ior ELIK, T. W DICK, Eltnburg. DICK, Attorneys at Johnatnierx ,1X L aw, Ebensburg, Ta. I lMg- Office kittcll, Esq. in Colonade ilour, with W m. Oct. 2. j JOSEPH S. STRA VjR, Justice of t) the Peace, Johnstown, Pa. pgr Office on Market street, corner of Lo trect extended, and ci:e door south of Itiie lute office of Wm. M'JIie. I auglo 111. DEVEREAUX, M. D., PhyMcian and Surgeon, Summit, Pa. J lo-Offic V-smI street cc enst of Hnns:on Iloue, on Kail- iiglit calls iroro)tly attended o, at hid office. augl3 t. J)E WITT ZEKfLUK Offers his profoFsional services to the ;',i.n uf Eneiisbarg and vicinity, lie will Vi.it Ehcnsbur the aecon.t luesaay ot each tavin'U. to reinutn oue week. J Ic'i'a extriictd, without ;ri;i, with Xitrcua iOz.de. or .twjhiiij Gu. ;n tLe "ilouutftin House," aulS V.gh st:-e kt. KNTISTRY. The undersizned, Ora luatc of tbe Pal- nore College of Dental Surgery, respectfully rers his professional services to tbe citizens ' Kbensburcr. He has snared no meaus to lioroughly itcquaint himself with every im provement m bis art. lo man v years or pe.- iriivl experience, be has sought to add the spurted experience of the highest authorities a Der.Ul Science. He simply asks that an lpartunity may be given tor lii3 worh. 10 ipeak its own nrai?e. SAMUEL P.KLFOP.D, D. I). S. nt?? Will -. at r!ipns!inrr nn the fourth 1 v- ..... " v. ........ - tr iion i.iy of each month, to stay one w .ek. Au?uit 13, 18C3. JLi EuKssucutt, Pa. S2T ttolJ, Silver, Government Loans and Uer Securities bought and sold. Interest Vloved on Time Deposits. Collections made )oi nil accessible points in tbe United States, a GenernI EaukiiiC Uusiae33 transacted. August 13, 1SCS. V T M. LLOYD Co , B'lhkcra Altooxa, Pa. Drst':3 or. the principal cities, and Silver aa bo! 1 for sale. Collections niaue. .iOii yrcctivci on deposit, payable on demand, uWu i'.itcreat, or upon time, with interest t lair rates. augl3 Pin: ruisr national rank OF JOH.NSTOW.V, Pf.ssa. raid vp Capital $ CO.OOO 00 V'rul''J' to inrreast to 100,000 00 j N'e buy :i nd 6Pn iland and Foreign Drafts, "i.l Silver, nnd all c!3sei of Uovern- i tfcuriiies: make collections t home "3d abroad ; receive deposits ; K hu money, gener.il Iiankinii business. All ii.i i ''Jineas PlltrilStr.' t n lie will r.roiro nrnmnt Nation and care, at moderate prices. Give " trial. Direetort : JoK DlCERT. Jacob Leveeoood, James McMillek. M. Campbell, bANIKL J. MORRELL. rrtiident. U- J. Roberts, Cishur. sep3ly 'H. V. ttnvn T1 t t,.im t l n v n Crtilirr PlUST NATIOXAL rank ' 1 OF ALTOOXA. GO VERXXEXT A GEXCV, IGNATED DEPOSITORY OF THE UNI TED STATES. .t Corner Virginia and Aunie sts., North ',lr, Ahoona, Pa. lT'iO(tiZ, D Capitai $300,000 00 Al"r AriTAL l'A1U lS 150,000 00 , "liintis pertaining to Dauking done on 4;''r! tnni. U P r n o 1 1 e- . j ''Tns Iavi on hand. 10 Purchasers of St .am... ... . ucTt-nu? JMmps oi ail aenoinina- urn amp, percentnge, in JiOo will be allowed, as foUo'.r : $50 ier rrni . 5 or to 2C0. ... - IS per cent.; augl 3 rui upwHrds, 4 per cent LAIIAM RLAINE. Karbrr iJoae. ; '"p' Shampooing, and Hair-dressing n the moit artistic stvle. u'ailo'iU'0Ma Jirectl' opp'osite the "Moun r augl 3 JCTIONAL SOAP AND CANDIE M.VNU FACTOR V, iL-Rr SCUXAliLE, a'e dealer in Soap, Candles, Groce l'in.l Fish, at cttjpn't,. AlAI n ST.. JOHNSTOWN PA. Don't Slay JLalc To-M-ht. The hearth of home is beaming "With rnys of rosy light ; And lovely eys are gleaming, As falls the shade of night; And while thy steps are leaving Tbe circle pure and bright, A tender voice, half grieving, Says, 4'don't stay late to-night." The world in which thou movest, Is busyi brave and wide ; The world of h er thou lovest Is ai the ingle side ; She waits for thy warm greeting, Thy smile is her delight; Her gentle voice entreating, Says, "don't stay late to-n"ght." The world, so cold, inhuman, Will spurn thee, if thou fall ' The love of one poor woman Outlasts nnd shames them all ; Tby children will cling round thee, Let fate be dark or bright ; At home no shaft will wound thee. Then, "don't stay late to-night." Krot vt Hom e ! An elderly man, shabbily attired, was seen walking through one of the fashiona ble streets in a large city otic cold Decem ber day. II id coat vv:s uf course grey, and had evidently seen hard service, though bti'.l perfectly whole and neat. The trav eler walked slowly along as I have said, examining carefully as he passed the names j on tbe plates. He finally paused belore a dwelling of showy exterior, which if we may credit the testimony of the plate upon the door, was occupied by Alexander Reaumont. 'Alexander Beaumont ! yes, that's the house," murmured the traveler to himself as he ascended the steps and rang the door bell. His summons was answered by a serv ant who, alter a moment's scrutiny, which apparently was not of a very favorable character, said roughly, "Well, sir, what do you want ?" 'Is Mr. Reaumot at home ?" osked the old man, without heeding the intentional rudeness. -No, sir, he 13 not." ''I hen perhaps I can see his wife ?" -I think it very doubtful, but i will go and see." The servant withdrew without asking the old man to enter, hough the day was vcrv cold, and his clothing scented to be hardly suiiicieut to protect him from its inclemency. .Mrs. Reaumont was reclining on a fan tcuil in a room handsomely furnished. The last new magazine was in her hand, and her eyes were listlessly glancing over its pages. She was. interrupted n her reading by the entrance of the servant. 'Well, what now, Betty ?" she inquired. 'There i a man down ttairs wauts to see you ma'am." 'Man I a gentleman you mean ?" 'No, ma'am," said Rett, stoutly, for she well understood what made up gen tlemen in the conventional sense of the term ; "it isn't a gentleman at all, for he has got on an old gray coat and he has not got any gloves on." "What can he want of me !" "I don't know ; he inquired after Mr. Reaumont first." "You didn't briusr hint in the parlor, did you rl he girl shook her head. -You did right, and you had better tell him I m not at home. "Mrs. Reaumont is not at home, Betty, reappearing at the door. "I suppose that means she is engaged," said the old man ; "I think she will see me when she learns who I am. Tell her I am her husband's uncle, and my name is Henry Beaumont." "That eld rag-tag master's uncle," said Betty, wondering as she re-asceuded the stairs. "Good heavens 1" said her misstrcss, "it ain't that old veteran who strolled off years ago, nobody knows where. I did hope he never would come back again. And now I suppose he is as pcor as a rat and wants help. Well, he won't get it if I can helo it; but I suppose I must see him." 'You are right, sir. I am the wife of Mr. Alexander Beaumont, and I suppose from your language you are ' His uncle Henry. Ah mc ! I have been gone so many years, and it does me good to return to my kindred." The old man leaned on his staff and his features worked convulsively as thoughts of the past came over his mind. Mrs. Beaumont stood holding the door as if waiting for him to depart. She did not give him any invitation to enter. "Ic your husband well ?" inquired the visitor, looking in, as if he expected an in vitation to enter and refresh himself after his walk by an interval of rest. "lie is. If you have any message for him you may leave it with me, and I will I deliver it, said Mrs. Jieaumont, desirous of ridding herself of the intruder a3 speed ily as possible. 'You may tell him I b,aye called,"' said the visitor in a disappointed tone, "and would like to have seen him." "I will tell him ;" said Mrs. Beaumont as i-he went about to cWc tho door. EBENSBURG, PA., THUE3DAY, APRILS, I8C9. "Hold ! there is one question more. What has become of Alexander's sister Anna ?" "I don't know much about her," was the rather disdainful reply ; ''but I think she married a clerk, mechanic, or some such person. His name is Lowe, and lives in Norton street. Is that all ?" "That is all. The old man turned his steps toward the street indicated, with many forebod ings lest his second visit might be as un welcome as his first appeared to be. "Betty," said Mrs. Beaumont, as she closed the door, ' If that old fool comes again, be sure and not forget to tell him I am not at home." Norton street was not a fashion uble street nor was the two-story dwelling oc cupied by William Lowe either handsome or costly. It was rnarked,"however,-by an air of neatness which indicated that" its tenants were not regardless of outward ap pearance. We will take the the liberty of intro ducing you into a little sitting room, where Mrs. Lowe and her thee children were even now seated. A plain, serviceable carpet covered the floor, and the remain der of the furniture, though of a kind which would hardly be selected for a drawing-room, had a comfortable homelike, ap pearance, which simply satisfied the de sire of those who derived their happiness from a higher and less mutable force than outside show. Mrs. Lowe was seated in a rocking chair engaged in an employ ment which I am aware is tabocd in all fashionable society, inirs. I mean darningstock- Euirna, a girl of ten, was brushing up the hearth, which the ashes from the grate, in which a blazing fire was now burning, had somewhat disordered, while Mary, who was two' years younger, was reading. Charley, a little rogue of five, with a smil ing face which could not help looking roguish, was stroking the cat the wrong way, much to the disturbance of poor taby. who had quietly settled herself down to the pleasant dreams upon the hearth rug. All at once a loud knock was heard at the door. "Emma" said the mother, "you may go to tha door and see who it is, and invite him in, for it is a cold day." Emma immediately obeyed ;he mother's direction : "Is Mrs. Lowe at home?" inquired Henry Beaumont for it was he. "Yes, sir," said Emma; "please walk in, and you may see her." She ushered the old man into the com fortable sitting room. Mrs. Lowe arose to receive him. "I believe." he said, "I'm not mistaken in thinking that your name before mar riage was Anna Beaumont?" "You are right, sir, that was my name." "And you have no recollection of an uncle that wandered away from homo and friends and from whom no tidings have come for many a long year ?" "Yes, sir, I remember him well my uncle Henry, and I havo many times wished that I could hear something from him. Can you give me any information V "I can, for I am he." "You my uncle ?" said Mrs. Lowe, ia surprise, "then you arc iudced welcome. Emma bring your uncle the arm chair and place it close to the fire; and Mary,' bring your father's slippers, for I am sure your dear uncle must long to get off those heavy boots. And now uucle, when ou arc quite rested, I must demand a recital of your adventures." "But your brother, Alexander," inter rupted Mr. Beaumont, "let mc first inquire about him. lie lives in the city now, ; does he not ?" A light cloud came over Mrs. Lowe's face. 1 "Yes," she eaid, "he does livo in the city ; yet, strange as it may appear, I sel dom or never see him. He has succeeded well and is wealthy ; but ever since he married a wife with a small property and greater pride, he has kept a loft i'roin us I do not blame hita so much as his wife who is said to have great influence over him. I have called once but she treated me so coldly that I have not felt a dispo sition to renew my visit." "I can easily believe it," was the reply, "for I, to, have been repulsed." "You repulsed ? Did 30U give your name and inform her of your relation to her hus band?" "I did, but she did not invite me to en ter ; and she was evidently impatient i'or me to be gone ; I took the hint, and here I am." "At least, uncle," said Mrs. Lowe smil-, ingly, ''you need not be afraid of any re pulse here.,, "Of that I am quite Euro," said the old gentleman, looking affectionately into the face of his niece. "But you have not told me of your husband. Let me know wheth er you have a good match," he added play fully. "That depends upon what is meant by the term. If it implies rich husband, then I failed, most certainly, for William's salary is only eight hundred dollars a year, and that is what we have to depend upon. But for all that I care not, for a kind, af fectionate husband is of far more worth than a magnificent house and the most costly furniture." "You are right, said her uncle warmly, and I infer that your husbands is of such a ch tracter." "Tie is in truth." Still," continued her uncle, "there must be something which your limited income will not permit you to obtain, but which would be desirable, is there not ?" "Yes," said Mrs. Lowe, "I am anxious to giro Mary and Emma a musical educa tion, but William's means will not allow of such extravagance as the purchase of a piano ; so that is one of the thiugs which we must be content to deny ourselves." Mr Lowe then entered, and being in formed of the charcter of his visitor he ex tended a hearty welcome. A comfortable repast was soon spread of which) Mr. Beaumont readily partook. His spirits rose, and he seemed to grow youofcr as he saw the cheerful faces around him fynd felt himself at home. Soon after the TfyeiilDg meal he arose to depart. . "Surely, you are not going?" "said his niece," j'ou must henceforth take up your abode with us." "We will see about that, and if you don't think you jrou will get tired of me per haps I will come. But I have hired a lodging and must undoubtedly remain in it for a few days." "But ycu must call in every day and make yourself perfectly at home even be fore you come here to stay, persisted his niece." "Be sure of that," In accordance with his promise Mr. Beaumont made his appearance next day at eleven o'clock, and was received as cor dially as before. He had hardly been in the house a quarter of an hour when a loud rap was heard at the door. She be held two men who had just driven up in a wagon. . "Where is the piano to be tut ma'am," they idquired. "Piano ! You have m-ide a mistake ; we have not purchased a piano." "Isn't your name Lowe ? "Yes." "Then it is all right Jim, bear a hand for its confounded heavy." But I am quite sure there must be some mistake' still insisted the perplexed Mrs. Lowe. . "Not at all," said a loud voice behind her. She turned around in amazement. "You know, continued the uncle, that I am going to come and live with you, and I thought I would pay my board in ad vance, that is all. As you expressed a wish yesterday for a piano, I thought, it vstuld be as aceepLible a way as any." "You, uncle! Why excuse me but I thought from from." ui'ou mean" said ho smiling, "that you thought from my appearance that I could not, afford it. And I confess, said he cast ing a glance at himself in the glass that mv drcsi is not in the extreme of the fash- j ion, and in fact I was obliged to look soine ! time when I jailed at the second hand clothing store the other day before I could fiiri th jse. However, as I have got all the seni-jc I wished out of iheui, I shall throw them aside to-morrow, and appear more respectably clad." "What ! are you wealthy, uncle?" "Depend upon it, Anna, I didn't spend ten years in the East Indies for nothing." was the reply. I had a mind however, to put on the appearance of a poor man and so test the affection and disinterested ness of my relations. One of them, how ever I found not at home ; I am happy to find myself at home wh.h the other. Let us turn to the aristocratic Mrs. 15 . who in a few evenings succeeding the events here recorded, was in her drawing room receiving calls. "By the way," said a fashionable visi tor, "I am to have your relatives, the Lowes, for my next door neighbors." "Next door neighbors," exclaimed Mrs. Beaumont in amazement. "What do you mean ?" "Is it possible you have not heard of their good fortune? Mrs. Lowes uncle has just returned from the East Indies with.an immense fortune." ' Ee has taken a house in the same block with ours, and when they have mov ed into it, will take up his residence with them. Meanwhile he is stopping at the R House." 1 "What! Henry Beaumont ?" "The very same, but I thought you knew it." When the visitor withdrew, Mrs. Beau mont ordered her carriarge, and immedi ately to the hotel where her husband's uncle was stepping. She sent up her card and requested an audience. The servant soon returned with another card on which were traced the significant words "not at home." An exchange is opposed to femal? surgeons, aud clinches iti argument by saying: "Suppose one was pui under the influ ence of cloroform by. such a doctor. What is to prevent the woman Lorn kissing you?" Oh! In one of the largest cities, a short time ago. a Western editor was met by a friend who, taking him by the hand, ex claimed : "I am delighted to see you. How long are you going to stay ?" "Why, I think," said the editor, "I fihall stay while my money lasts." "How disappointed ,1 am" said the friend, "I thought you were 5t3V a d-r 01 two." TIic KejNloue State. There tire doubtless but few, compara tively, of the great mass of our fellow cit izens that know why Pennsylvania receiv ed the appellation ot the "Keystone State;" and it may be equally true, that few are aware of the fact that Pennsylvania decid ed the great issue of American Indepen dence. In the old Episcopal churchyard in Chester, stands a plain, neat monument, about twelve feet in bight, erected over the remains of John Morton, one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence ; July 4, 1776. It bears the following in scription : Dedicated To the memory of JOEIN MORTON, A member of the first American Congress from the State of Pennsylvania, assembled in New York, 17C5, and of the next Congress, assembled in Philadelphia, 1774, and various other public stations. Born, A. D., 1721. Died, April, 1777. This monument was erected by a portion of his relatives, Oct. 9, 1815. In 1775, while Speaker of the Assembly of Pennsylvania, John Morton was re-elected a member of Congress, and, in the ever memorable sessions of July, 177G, he attended the august body for the last time, enshrining his name in the grateful remembrance of the American people, by signing the Declaration of Independence. In voting by States upon the question of the Independence of American Colonies, there was a tie, until tho vote of Penn'a was given ; two members from which voted in the affirmative; and two in the negative. The tie continncd, until the vote of the last member, JOHN MORTON decided the promulgation of the glorious diploma of American Freedom. John Morton being censured by some of his friends for his boldness m giving the casting vote for the Declara tion of Independence, his prophetic spirit dedi cated from his death bed the following message to them : "Tell them that they will live to see the hour when they shall acknowledge it to have been the most glorious service that I have ever rendered to my country." The circumstances attending the adop tion of tha Declaration of Independence b' the Continental Congress are as fol lows : The vote was taxen by the dele gations of the thirteen colonies. Six of thrn voted in favor of and six against the :neasure. These delegations sat right and left of the President, John Hancock. In front of him the Pennsylvania delega tion were seated. When the delegations from all the col onies, except Pennsylvania, had voted, and it was discovered that they were equally divided, John Hancock, perceiv ing that John Morton, one of the Penn sylvania delegation, was net in his seat, and, seemingly aware that the latter held the casting vote in the said delegation in favor of the measure, arose and made a speech, urging the Pennsylvania delega tion to vote for independence. He con tinued his exhortation until he saw John Morton enter the hall, when he sat down. The Pennsylvania delegation stood equal ly divided on the great issue, until John gave the casting vote in favor of tbe Dec laration. Thus John Morton decided the vote of Pennsylvania; and thus Pensylvania, by giving the casting vote, decided the im portant question ; and from this circum stance, she received the name of the "Key stone State," the thirteenth State the block of the Arch. The reason why John Morton was de layed in the occupancy of Lis seat on that occasion was that a number of influential persons visited him that morning, urging him to vote against the "Declaration." But they could not prevail; and many of them did live to see the time when they had to acknowledge it was the best thing he could do, and "the most glorious ser vice that he had ever rendered to his country." A good story is told of a Connecticut railroad president who went into a large jewelry establishment in New York re cently to buy a watch. Some worth 81, 200 apiece were shown to him. "Are you sure they are reliable timekeepers? asked the president. "Certainly," replic 7" d the clerk, " and as a proof of the fact let me add that two of the conductors upon the and railroad" (mentioning the road of which the purchaser was pres ident) "have them !" "Indeed," said tho president," a very good recommendation, but they are rather too expensive foj me." If yon are a wise man you will treat the world as the moon treats it. Show it only one side of vourself, seldom show too ' much at a time, and let what you show be ; calm, cool and polished But look at every tide of ths world. OO IX ADVAKCE. NUMBER 38 1'asslng Auay. A writer beautifully treats this subject as follows : It is astonishing with what rapidity time passes away; how the days, the weeks, the month and the years roll round, car rying with them the life, beauty and hones of this world into a vast and unknown fu ture. It seems but a short time, indeed, since we all felt and enjoyed the springs and buoyancy of youth, the delights of home, the influences cf paternal love, tho society and counsel of friends, who now sleep in the grave; and yet some of us are aged, and the majority have attained to mature manhood! Tbe young of tbe pres ent generation are growing up around us, but in cur youth we knew them not. While we have been passing on, in the direction of the :rave, they have sprung: to occupy our places and follow rapidly in the rear. Belt.-re us ws see the ajred tot tering along in their feebleness, and lean ing upon the staffs ; behind us is the youth flushed with promise, and the infant prattling in its mother's arms ! That circle has been kept up, unbroken since the morning of creation; that circle will be kept up, unbroken, until time is lost in ctcruity. Our life is a moving panorama the pictures on the canvas pass before our eyes, delighting us for a moment, but each containing a solemn lessen and warning. He is but an indifferent observer who does not study himself. There istheoceau, the lake, the river, the mountain an l the vale, the one swells in its majestic gran deur and murmurs its defiant tones, which are heard upon either shore ; the other rests like a calm mirror reflecting the light of the millions of stars that sparkle iu the blue concave ; the river dashes on in its way to tho sea; the mountain lifts its head among the cloud and casts its frowning shadows in the vale below ; the . vale echoes the songs of its birds, the hum of human voices, the low ing of herds ; while here and there is the busy town, with its active life, its cease loss commotions, its impetuous struggles. its attractive homes and the spires of its churches pointing towards heaven. The bell rings and the picture passes ' away from our sight to be seen no more. Thus it is with human life. It is an association of objects, interests, attractions and beau ties, which burst upon our sight, perform their mission and accomplish their purpo ses, ainl are then lost to sight. Young- Man Tou'r Wanted A lady writer under this heading hits off the men as follows : A woman wants you. Don't forget hef. Don't wait to be rich ; if you do, ten to one, you are not fit to be married. Marry while you are young and struggle up to gether. But mark you, man, the woman don't wan't you if she is to divide her affections with a cigar, spittoon, or whisky jug. Neither does she want you if you don't take care of her and the "little after-thoughts" which are sure ttf follow. Neither does she want you simply because you are a man, the definition of which is too apt to be ; an animal that wears bifur cated garments on his lower limbs, a quar ter section of a stove pipe on his head, swears like a pirate, and is given to filthy practices generally. She wants you for a companion, a helpmate she wants you to have learned to regulate your appe tite and passions ; the image cf God, not ia the likeness of a beast. Ifjouare strong in a good purpose, firm in resistance to evil, pure in thought and action, as you require her to be, and without which inward purity, neither of you are fit for husband or wife ; if you love virtue and abhor vice, if you are gentlemanly, ferbearing and kind, and loud not talking, exciting and brutal, young man that woman wants you ; that modest, fair, cheerful, bright-look ing, frank-spoken woman, wc mean, who fills your idea of maiden ard wife. It is she that wants you n;irry her when you like, whether she is pooi or rich; we'll trust you both on the above conditions, without any further securif j; -Universal music abank note. The office-seeker's sign Sinecure Ccstue of the peitod printer's ink- What n.akes old age sad is not that our jous, bat cur hopes then cease. The alarniirg feature" has been dis covered to bo tire mouth of a cannon. Mslancnoly is tho twilight that pre cedes the night of unavoidable sorrow. The reason that pretty feet are ad mired ia because all's well that ends well. Time marks the title page of our lives, death the finis, and the gravo be comes the binding. Prentice asks: "Why don't certain merchants advertise ? Because they sell nothing. Why do they sell nothing ? Because they don't advertise." An Irishman was employed to trim some fruit trees. He went in tho nior ing and on returning at noon, was askt if he had completed his work. "No," was the reply, 'but 1 nave ci them all down, and uiu going to trimthei.- in the afternoon.