If if Ul'illl, Ml I 1 fife' ipJC7iirTCiiixso I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT THAN PRESIDENT. Henry Clat. T " R V S -r l K 1 J " A x tJ 1,1 VOLUME 9. EBENSBTJUG, PA.f,THUESBAYDECEMBER . 8, 18G8. NUMBER 17. -rfTlLLIAM K1TTELL, Attorney at Y . Law, Ebensburg, Pa. August 13, 18G3. J"OHN FENLON, Attorney at Law, Ebensburg, To.. Office on High street. ugl3 EOllGE M. KEADE, Attorney at Lawf Ebensburg, Pu. J- Office in Colonnade Row. augl3 1LLIAM H. SEOHLER. Attor ney at Law, Ebensburg, Pa. Cf Office in Colonnade Row. aug20 GEO KG E W. OATMAN, Attorney at Law and Claim Agent, and United States Commissioner for Cambria county, Eb ensburg, Pa. ang!3 JOHNSTON & SCANLAN, Attorneys at Law, Ebensbnrg, Pa. Office opposite the Court House. a. L. JOHNSTO.V. ailg!3 J. E. BCAHLAX. SAMUEL SINGLETON, Attorney at Law, Ebensburg, Pa. Ey- Office on High street, west of Fos ter's Hotel. ftug3 JAMES C. EASLY, Attorney at Law, Carrolltown, Cambria county, Pa. Architectural Drawings and Specifi cations made. faugl3 EJ. WATERS, Justice of tho Peace and Scrirener. ggy- Office adjoining dwelling, on High St., Ebensburg, Pa. aug 13-6m. A. SHOEMAKER, Attorney at JL? Law, Ebensburg, Pa. Particular attention paid to collections. tST Office on High street, west of the Di amond. augl3 A.. KOPKLIM, T. W. DICK, Johnstown. Ebensburg. T7"0L'ELIN & DICK, Attorneys at Ijl. Law, Ebensburg, Pa. 25"- Office in Colonado Row, with Wm. Kittell, Esq. Oct. 22. JOSEPH S. STRAYER, Justice of fj the Teace, Johnstown, ra. vS?- Office on Market street, corner of Lo cust street extended, and one door south of the late office of Wm. M'Kee. augia PEY EREAUX, M. D., Physician and Surgeon, Summit, Fa. Wv- Office cast of Mansion House, on Rail rod street. Night calls promptly attended o, at his office. augl3 11. DE W ITT ZEI G LEU i J Having fcermanentlv located in Kbcn3- biirjr, ofTcrd hU professional scrriccs to the ci'.iiens of town and vicirHy. Teeth extracted, tcitkottt pain, with Xitrous Oxide, or Laughing Gat. ffrT Rooms adjoining G. Huntley's store, Hiprh itrect. augl3 ENTISTRY. The underiig-Tic.!, fJrad'iHte of the Bal timore College of Dental Surgery, re jpectfuily oilers bis professional services to the citizens of EbeusLurg. Ho has spared uo means to thoroughly acquaint himself with every im provement in h'u art. To many years of per sonal experience, he has sought to add the imparted experience of the highest authorities in Dental Science, lie simply asks that au opportunity may be given for his work to sp?-.ik ii,s own praise. SAMUSL EELFORD, D. D. S. Jtiy- Will beat Ebensburg on the fourth Moii i i- of each month, to stay one wjek. August 13, 18C8. TTo YU& CO., tianccrs Ij KbF.NSBCRG, Pa. 53" Gold, Silver, Government Loans and other .Securities bought and sold. Interest allowed on Time Deposits. Collections nude ou all iiccessible points in the United States, aa.1 a u:icral 15anking Dusiacss transacted. August 13, 1SG3. . i 7 M. LLOYD & Co., Btfcer y T Altoona, Pa. Drafts on the principal cities, and Silver and I'.oM for sale. Collections made. Mon eys rec-fivc.1 on deposit, payable on demand, without interest, or upon time, with interest at fair rates. nugl3 THE FIRST NATIONAL HA N K Or Johnstown, Pexna. J'aiJ up Capital $ 00,000 00 Privilege to increase to 100,000 00 We buy and sell Inland and Foreign Drafts, Gold and Silrer, and all classes of Govern ment Securities ; make collections at home ud abroad ; receive deposits ; loan money, a .d do a general Banking business. All business entrusted to us will receive prompt attention and care, at moderate prices. Give us a trial. Director! i D. J. MOBRKLL, Jon DlBERT, Jacob Lkvkbgood, Eow'd. Y. Towmskno. ISAAC KaUKMAX, Jacob M. Campbell, obgb Fbitz. DANIEL J. MORRELL, President. H. J. Roberts, Cashier. sep3ly ' . m. lloyd, Fres't. joiiji lloyd, Cashier. FIRST NATIONAL RANK OF ALTOONA. GO VERXXEXT A GEXCY, DESIGNATED DEPOSITORY OF THE UNI TED STATES. Corner Virginia and Annie st3., North Vard, Altoona, Pa. ArTuomzED Capital.. $300,000 00 asii Capital Paid ix 150,000 00 All business pertaining to Hanking done on favorable terms. haemal Revenue Stamp3 of all denomina tions always on hand. To purchasers of Stamp?, percentage, to "lamps, will be allowed, as follows: $50 to 100, 2 per cent. ; $!0C to $200, 3 per cent.; $-00 and upwards, 4 per cent. augl3 CAMUEL SINGLETON, Notary Pub crr llc Ebensburg, Pa. Office on High etrect, west of Foster' i IIo eL augl3 (OB WOltK of all kind done at THE AI.LE(JIIA!,'IAN OFFICE, ili'JU Sr.. EcEvscL-u'i, l'.v. TIic First Snow-Fall. BT JAMES ItCSSELL LOWELL. The snow had begun in tho gloaming, And busily all the night Had been heaping Seld and highway "With a silence deep and white. Every pine, and fir, end hemlock Wore ermine too dear for an earl, And the poorest twig on the elm-tree Was fringed inch deep with pearl. From sheds now roofed with Carrara Came Chanticleer's muffled crow,,. . The stiff rails were eoftened to swan'i down And still fluttered down the snow. I Btocd and watched by the window The noiseless work of the sky, And the sudden flurries of 3now-birds, Like brown leaves whirring by. I thought of a mount in sweet Auburn, Where a little headstone stood now the flakes were folding it gently, As did the robins the babes ia the wood. Up spoke our own little Mabel, Saying, "Father, who makes it snow V And I told her of the good All-Father Who carc3 lor us all below. Again I looked at the snow fall, And thought of the leaden sky That arched o'er our first great sorrow When tho mount was heaped so high. I remembered the gradual patience That fell from that cloud-like snow, Flake by fijike, healing and hiding The Bear of that deep-stabbed woo. And again to the child I whispered, "The snow that hu3heth all, Darling, the Merciful Father Alone can make it fall." Then with eyes that saw not, 1 kissed her, And 6he, kissing back, could not know That my kiss wa3 given to her sister Folded close under deepening snow. MRS. WAYNE'S FOOTMAN. "Yes, mother, I grant all you say readi- j ly enough. Miss "Wayne is beautiful, and airreeable, and accomplished. She sings superbly, and plays with tasto and skill. She wears her dry goods with infinite grace and has a class in the Sabbath school, and always favors the contribution . I. .Ml T plate with a grcenuacK. lut stiu i. am not so sure of her heart. And, mother. if ever I marry, I want a woman whom I can respect and love. So saying, Seymore Lyle threw himself down on an ottoman at his mother's feet r.nd engaged himselt in a business which man generally excels in tangling the silks and worsteds in the work basket he had taken from the ottoman to his knee. Mrs. Jvle lilted her silken morning robe out of her son's way, for she was one of those immaculate ladies who cannot bear lo have their robes crushed or turn bled, and let her handsome dark eyes rest a moment on his face. She smiled pleasantly, as if pleased with the picture. She had reason to be. Seymore was her only child, twenty-four, hrmdsomc, noble, and honorable. He had just entered upon the practice of tho law in hU- native city, and bade fair to distin- "Uisli himselt ia the prolession he had ehosim. "Well, mother ?" he said, questioning- K- smilin'r ii n ntn tho. still vouthful look- ing face of this his only near relative. "Sevmore. I am sorry you are so suspi- cious. Do you not know that it is a point of law always to consider a person mno- cent and pure until proved otherwise ! A . . a . lawyer should be law abiding, my son." "Perhaps the business makes me susni- cious. 1 do not think l am mat dv na- luro But in this case. I extent. However lightly 1 may some- . times sneak of it. I look unon marriage as a solemn thing, a compact too holy to be entered upon without thought. It is an obligation one cannot put off at will, like a distasteful garment, and if I marry, I want to marry a woman with whom I can be happy. Annette Wayne is lovely, and charming, and all that. Uut "Wcll, Seymore V "I cannot tako her on trust, even sup- nosin?? she is ready to accept mc. I- de sire to nrove her. and I shall do so. I am rrm'nrr tt llvft in tll KHT11A lmilSfi With heT. j- , and in such a capacity that I can read her character as I never could if I met her on equal ground." "What wild plot, now, Seymore ? I trust you will remember that you have a nrmii nlI family nnnift to koen lin." "Never fear, mother mine. The dead and "one Scymores shall not blush in their n o,-i.;,t T .r Ar, ClnA Win. Lliai - j- n j x : Mrs Wavno hns advertised for .a footman, and I am about to apply for the F Vn! Revmnur Lvle ! Arc vou in- ? L will"- uuv, uivj.ii. J. .i - j : 1 i t : IS metnou in uiy mauue&s. x am u uo . rr. 0,1,. ; servantdom, and when I am dressed, I will call on you." A half hour later, Mrs. Lyle was sur prised by the entrance of a strange man into her sitting-room, and the genuine scrcaui she uttered at his appearance was evidence of the success of the d;s- T ( 1 III V lUI'ill 11 l I'll. Kj IVi IU UU1 hu uis0 ol eymoiv. His dark locks -we're' covered with a coarse red wig, his clear complexion had been skillfully painted until it was freck led as a turkey s ecr', and the iaded-smt of clothes he wore indicated ti long credit at his tailor's. . V; 'Well, mother, how do you like mo V asked Seymore. "Like you i You are hideous : in o danger of any one penetrating your dis guiee. Try and behave yourself properly, though, if Mrs. Wayne engages you "I am all propriety. Oood by, motner, for a day or two. I would kiss you, but it would be impudent. TOUkinaw, -iorKA- footman to take such liberties." Mrs. Wayne was pleased with the ap plicant, who called himself John Scele, and, alter a lew questions as to nis capa bility, the answering of which put John in a cold perspiration, he was duly in stalled as footman in her establishment. Two of his duties were to attend the front door and sco after thefires j and in these capacities he obtained frequent glimpses of 31 iss Annette. The second night of his engagement at the Wayne mansion, there was a grand ball at the house of some one of the fash ionables, and Miss Wayne attended.- John was to keep fire for her m the dres sing-room, and admit her when she came home. Mrs. Wayne read a novel, and dozed in an arm-chair. John becran to think a footman's life anything but easy when one o'clock struck and still no Miss Annette. - Just before two, she rang. John hastened - to- the door and let her in, and in closing itf man asred to set his foot on the trailing skirt of her dress. Her face flushed with anger, and she snatched her robes around her with any thing but the lady like grace Seymore Lyle had always so much admired in her 'lou awkward clown : she exclaimed, sharply ; "le irn to keep off a lady's dress, or I will have you discharged ; 'Beg parding, mem I said John polite Iv. Tjullinir his red ibretop, "but it ain t every poor teller as has been brought in a school of politeness, and learned what to do with his hands and feet. ; Who asked you to reply ?" she retorted contemptuously. "Nobody, mem. Mrs. Wayne met her on ihe "Mother, that new footman of yours is an idiot! And he looks enough to give me the horrors. Heavens ! what a chill evening it has beeu ! Mr. Lyle was not there, and I made myself hideous in white and simplicity for nothing. No other person has any appreciation for that style, When we arc married, though, I will teach him tuat diamonds arc more to my taste "I dare saj ," muttered John, between his closed teeth, "I dare say you would have no objection to begin the lesson at once. All the next day Miss Annette was cross and out of sorts. On poor John her wrath especially descended. He could do nothing to suit her, and more than one sharp reprimand he listened to, delivered iu that voice he had once thought so soft and sweet, as to be incapable of being pitched to the high key which, after all, seemed most natur.il to it. Annette gave John orders not to admit j any one ; sne was not at home, and she paseu tne uay curicii up on tne sola in the back parlor, reading an old novel, and taking her case in a i raved wrapper and stockings none too fresh from the laundry j Just before dark there was a timid ring at the door. John opened it, and saw a little shivering figure on the broad steps. I a r i ill j 1 1 pair oi mown eyes looteu up vwsuuuy into his lace, and a musical voice asteu "Is Miss Annette at home ! iiWMgiuiu iwc uiunutjuiiuiiuuuuj; I i l .1. . i .. 1 i. -r i. r cnarmmgiy on me peariy u.iee, .joiiu ior got that he had orders to deny his youn mistress to any callers, and replied, quite iu his natural voice "les, she is; will you walk in ?" Ihe girl stepped into the hall, and he saw that she was very thinly dressed, and she carried a bundle. He ushered her into the back parlor at once, where An nette, having renounced her sofa, was ensconced in an arm chair, with her feet on the fender. She looked up and frowned at the in trusion. . "John, you stupid . blockhead ! I told you I was not at home to-day ." "Beg pardon, mem I forgot I" said John, nervously. "Well, it's one of my working people, so it's of no particular consequence. Miss Ainslie, have you brought the cape? John, put some coal on the fire. It is as cold as Greenland here. Let us see how I . . VOU have done it, Mary The girl unrolled her bundle, and dis- i played a pink thibet opera cape, embroid ered in white so exquisitely, that John forgot himself again, and stood gazing at it in profound admiration. 1 - . Tl 1 "Irn'f. stand tiiere traping. John, ' said i y r l Annette, sharply. . "Put on some coals ! I ' . Then to Miss Ainslie, "It is really very well executed, and I will give you some thing more of the same sort to do before Ion". - You can go now, for it is nearly dark, and you'll be afraid if you ; btop longer." , , ' ; Miss Ainslie rose, aud hesitated on h'er way to the djor. . r -'If you could pay me for the work to dar," she: said in a troubled voice "my rent is due and my little sister is ill " i "O, don't -trouble yourself to proceed," said' Annette, coarselv- tI know the Whole story by heart. There is always a sick motner or sister, l can t pay you to dayit's eight dollars, I believe and I have only twenty by me, and that I want to use to-morrow, Oall around next week , and I will pay you." jl "Indeed, Miss Wayne," said the girl, in a choked voice. "I am suffering for it, cx I would not ask you " "Don't trouble me, my'good girl, I have "Oieadache to-day, and need rest and quiet. I will pay you next week. John, show her out." A bright scarlet rose to Miss Ainslie's cheeks as she followed the tall footman to the door, and John was sure he saw tears in tne Drown eyes, tone hurried down the icy street, but before she had gone a dozen rods Mrs. Wayne's footman had overtaken her. "Here is something for you, Miss," he said hastily, and thrust a ten dollar note into her hand. "O, Miss Wavne sent it, did she ?" she exclaimed, joyfully. "I am so glad ! And you were very kind to bring it. j "1 hank you, mem . said John, blushing and not.knowing what to say, but ieehug some way strangely well pleased with him- flf. "Dear little thing !" said he himself, "I wish I had given her a fifty instead of ten, t?ut then she would have mistrusted it did not come from 3Iiss Wayne. How pretty sbo is ! I rather think I'd like to be her footman. I'll make her acquaintance some way. " It s iorf unato lor me that sne dropped her card in the hall as she went out let me see, and John drew out tho bit of pasteboard and studied the delicate chiography by the light of a street lamp "Miss Mariettc Ainslie, No. S D street. fehe must be dreadfully poor, lor B street is a wretched place. But I will make an errand there. a The next day, John knocked at the door of No. 8 B street. Miss Ainslie an- swered the summons, and invited him to enter. It was a rneigre little room into which sue ushered him, but, for all that, it was nt-.np'l cheeriu!. . A geranium was looming on the window sill, a..d oil a ta- blu by the side of a cot bed, there was a red rose bush covered with blossoms. On the bed lay a golden haired child of five and one transparent little hand resting on the quiet head ot a white kitten. Poor John was terribly embarrassed and Miss Ainslie kindly helped him to an explanation of his errand. '-You come from Miss Wayne, I sup pose ?" "Yes, mem !" said John ; "that is to say, no, mem ! I come for myself," and here he came to a dead stop. Mary looked at him curiously. He plunged into tho matter at random. "You see I thought that, is I decided that I should like an opera cape myself like Miss Wayne's, you know." The girl laughed, but checked herself, at sight of her visitor's distressed face. "For a friend, I suppose ?" John caught eagerly at the suggestion. "Yes, yes, for a friend. Yes, you are correct. Can you do it for me "Certainly. What color is it?" "O, any color" said John; "it don't mat ter ! that is, it does matter. How would a green one look ?" "I should hardly fancy that color," re plied Mary. "Weil, well, I leave it all to jour own good taste. It is for an elderly lady, and there is the money to purchase the mate rial, and you needn't hurry about the work. Any time will do." Miss Ainslie picked up the hundred dollar n tc he laid down, and regarded him in silent surprise. "I am not insane," he said, laughingly, "only a little eccentric." "But here is much more than enough money." "O, never mind about that ! We will settle that when the work is done. And I shall want to call now and then to see how you get along with it." And John bowed himself out. The next day he gave Mrs. Wayne no tice that he must leave her ; the work didn't agree with his digestion, was the reason he gave. He was satisfied as re garded Annette, anil Mrs. Lyle was forced to give up her long cherished plan of see ing har sou the husband of the gay and beautiful girl. Seymour Lyle was in his office every day until six o'clock, and after that hour no one knew anything of his whereabouts. But John, Mrs Wa3'ne's quondam f.ot- man, was at No. 8 B street, almost every evening, lie was so interested in the progress of that cape that he could not let a day pass without giving its inspec tion his personal attention, and he con trived to make himself so agreeable to Mary Ainslie that she looked for the com ing of the shabby blue coat, and the red hair under the old seedy hat, as one looks for a ray of sunshiue ia a cloudy day. Little Nellie, too, the sick child, was never so free from pain as she was when John's strong arms held her, and she listened to the stories he told her, and the songs he sang her, as she listened to nothing 'cst oa earth. Poor little thing ! 'her life of suffering grew feebler every day, and one morning, while done with her sister, .he put her two pale hanu3 together and cried out : 'M aana, take me Mary caught her lo her bosom, but she held only clay. The bsautiful spirit had flown to the mother, who, perhaps, even in 1'arauLse, had been lonely without her Two d;3's. after the funeral of Nellie, Mary. She confided in him fully now, and she told him for the first time her simplS history. Her father had been a uisunguisnea pnysician, put, tnrougu nis many chanties had leit his children only poverty at his death. Mary had sewed and embroidered ever since, and taken are of Nellie. Now God was to care for her. "And what will you do now, Mary ?" said John, taking her hand. "I shall go on in the old way." "No, you will not," he said, earnestly ; "that is, if I can help it. Mary, you know just how poor and humble and ill- looking I am, but 1 love you, darling, with all the strength ol an honest heart; and, thank God, it is an honest one. Do you think you could love me, Mary ?" "1 do Jove you, John, she said, soitly. " Yv hat I with my lreckled lace and my shock of red hair V "You have beautiful eyes, John, and your face just suits me." "My own Mary V He pressed her to his heart and kissed her tenderly. Then he put her away from him, got up, :nd tore off the red wig. One vigoroi application of his handkerchief left his face clear of all freckles and spots, and Seymour Lyle stood before her She ut- tered a iamt cry or dismay. "lou have deceived me . she cried "John, what means it ?" "I have been enjoying a little masriuer- ado. rorgive me. I shall alwa3"s regard it as the golden moment in mv life when j j I made application for the situation of footman to Mrs. aync. Llso I had, perhaps, never known you." "But who are you '! I do not under stand " "I am Seymour Lyle. My god moth er has been ior some time arranging marriage between myself and Miss An nette Wayne, r.nd 1 not beiug quite sure that the young lady mentioned was -the angel she seemed, disguised nryself and obtained the situation of footman in her mother's house. I am satisfied with the result. And now, when shall I have my wife r "Indo :d. M r. Lyle, everything is chang- cd now. You position, and are a man cf wealth am "All the more reason why I should not wait . he exclaimed, taking her into h arms again. It is thought that Seymoro Lyle's ar guments were all convincing, for a month later there was a wedding, and he was the groom and Mary Ainslie was the bride. As for Miss Annette Wayne, savage and envious she plod on her weary, lonely way, wondering where on earth Seymour Lyle managed to pick up that wretched little Mary Ainslie. A TerribleHcdlellour. I looked at my neighbor, writes a trav eler, with considerable curiosity. His face indicated a man not over thiyty years a period at which men are still 3'oung yet his huir was as white as the fresh fallen snow. One seldom sees, even on the heads of tho oldest men, hair of such immaculate whiteness, lie sat by my tide in a car of the Great Western Railway. i:i Canada, and was looking out of the win dov. Suddenly turning his head, he caught mc in tho aet of staring at hiui a rudeness of which I was ashamed. I was about to say words of apology, when he quietly rcmarkedV "Don't mention it ; I am used to it." The frankness of this observation pleas ed mc, and in a very little while we were conversing on'- terms of familiar acquain tanceship, anoT before long he told me the whole story. "I was a soldier in the army of India," he said, "and as is often the case with soldiers, I was a little too fond of liquor. One day I got drunk, and was shut up in the black hole for it. I slumped down upon the floor of the dungeon, and was just dropping off to sleep, when I felt a cold, slimy shape crawling across my right hand as it lav stretched out above my head on the floor. I knew at once that it was a snake. Of course my first impulse was to draw away my hand j but know ing that if I so the poisonous reptile would probably strike its fangs into me, I lay still, with my heart beating in my breast like a trip -hammer. "Of course my fright sobered me in stantly. I realized all my peril in its ful lest extent. Oh, how I lamented tho hour tnac 1 nrst touched liquor, in ev ery glass of liquor there is a serpent ; but it does not come to everybody iu the shape it did to me. With a slow, undulating motion, the reptile dragged its carcass over my face and crept down over my breast and thrust its head inside my jack et. As I felt the hideous scraping of the slimy body over my cheek, it was only by a most tremendoiu effort that I succeeded ill re.it rah. urf mv-i-If Irci veiling l.-ud.'v with mingled feelings of terror and dis gust. At last, I felt the tail wriggling down toward. my chin ; but imagine h:.t I felt at my heart, if you can imag ine it, as I realized that the dreadful creature had coiled itself under my jacket as I lay and had seemingly gone to sleep, for it was still as death. Evidently it had no idea that I was a human creature, for if it had it would not have acted in that way. All sn.-ikes are cowardly, and they will not approach a man unless to striko him in sell-defence. "Three hours I lay with that dreadful weight in my bosom, and each minute was tie an hour to mc a year. I teemed to lave lived a life-time in that brief space: L'verv incident in my life passed through. my memory in rapid succession, as they say is the case with a drowning man. I thought ot my mother in old Jngland; my iappy home by the Avon : my Mary, the girl I loved and never expected to seo them more. For no matter how long I bore this, I felt that it must end in death at hst. I by as rigid as death, scarcclv daring even to breathe, and all the whiio my breast was growing colder and colder, where the snake was lying against it, with nothing but a thin cotton shirt between my skin and it. I knew that if I stirred. it would strike, but I could not bear this much longer. Even if I succeeded in ly ing still until the guard came, I expected his opening the door and coming in would be my death warrant at the same time : for no doubt the reptile would see that I was a man as soon as the light was let in at the do r. "At Lst, I heard footsteps apprcach- mg. JLherc was a ratti'ng at tne lock. It was tho guard. lie opened the door. The snake a cobra de capello I now saw. It darted up i;s huge hooded head, with the hideous rings about its eyes, and seemed about to strike. I shut my eyes :uid murmured a prayer. Then it glided away with a swift motion and disappeared in the darkness. I staggered to my feet. and fell swooning in the arms of tho guard. For weeks after, I was very sick, and when I was able to be about, I found my hair as white as you now see it. I have not touched a drop of liqaor since, and never shall.'' A Tuue "Lincoln Stchy." Perhaps the opinion of the President on General Thomas's great victory before Nashvillo m:;y be oi interest. to h im, "there isn't much left of Hood's army, is there ;" "Well, no, Medill ; I think Hood's army is about in the fix of Bill Sikcs's dog, down in Sangamon county. Did you ever hear it ?'' Of course, the answer wis : "Never." "Well, Bill L:ikcs had a long, yullcr dog, that was forever iretting ii.to the neigh bors' lueat hcu;cs and chiclrcn-coops. They had tried to kill it a hundred times, but tho dog was always too iaart 1 r them. Finally, one of them got a bladder of a coon and filled it with powder, tying tho hlled it with powder ncclc aroun d a piece of pv.ik. "When he saw the dog coming, 'i-i lirt-il this punk, split open a hot biscuit and put the blad der in, then buttered all nicely, and threw it cut. The dog swallowed it at a gulp. Pretty soon there was an explosion. The head of the dog lit on tho porch, the fore legs caught astraddle the fence, the hind 1 gs fell in the ditch, and the rest of tho U.'T i.lY ilil.'Uilvl J. 1 . . 1 . i 1 ...... 1 retty soon JJill Sik;.s c.i'jie along, and the neighbor said : "Liil, 1 guess there 1 am t much 01 that !2r of your' n left 'Weil, no," said Bill ; plenty cf piece?, but i guess tnat dog, as a duj, am t of much more account." "Just so, Medill, there may be fragments of Hood's army around ; but I guess that dog, as a ilon, ain't of much more account." A Novkl Cock Fit:iiT. Ameriean ship at Panama There was an not long ag-. and the sailor-boys thought they would astonish the natives in the way- of cock fighting. They had a bald eagle which they transformed, by clipping of wings and ruthlessly pulling out of tail, into a rooster of the most ridiculous aspect imaginaol': This nondescript animal was entered i tr fight. Th game cocks nave a 1 way, why: UltlV 1 io-jj of crouching and pointing at each other. I hen they ad vance across the intervening space, and meeting in tho centre, with heads erect, and fury iu every movement, they fly at one another, each endeavoring to drive his long steel spur into the head or brex-t of his adversary. On this occasion the Pa nama bird, victor in many a well fought battle, began bis usual tactics, while hi clumsy adversary nestled quietly where hu had beeu placed, and paid no attention to him. Anticipating an easy victory, the joyous g.uue cock now advanced without ceremony, and delivering one or two smart blows, somewhat damaged the cquilim features of the foe ; whereat old Sleepy, without taking the trouble to rise, quietly reached out a claw, caught the frisky warrior, and pulled off his head! was unscientific but conclusive. This It is an ancieut conundrum: "Why is Quceu Elizabeth more remarkable thau the Falls of Niagara? Because they are a ;.; Jr, but ne is a x uduv. Ami::vri iu:d '.usinesi will proper. 1 1 t