-I . . - -,- I , . ii i III I WMIl' IMHIH HI II LI .'..IHUJ I I'll I i aBMgp.jai w mrm-in , . ... f , la-iiinnT"'"' f 1 . u ' , -- - - " 1 , TCPfq.3.00 PER AXt,M. -, i IN -ADTAKCC. TODD lUfTCIIIXSOV, Editor . E. IlttTCIIIttSOX, Publlslier. I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT THAN. PRESIDENT. Hejibt Clay. FBENSBU11G. PA . THIXRSDAY, NOYEMBER 2,8, J867. NUMBER 45. 70LTJME 8. T7"ILLIAM KITTELL, Attorney at . 9 LawEbensburg, Pa. January 24, 1SG7. - . - OHN FENLON, Attorney at Law, ' Ebensburgv Ta. 27 Office opposite tte Bank. jan24 EORGE 51. READE, Attorney at JX. . ' Law, Ebensburg, Pa. "iS OSce in Colonnade Row. ' jan24 V p. TIERNEY, Attorney at Law, Ebensburg, Cambria county, Pa. 3". Office in Colonnade ROW jan24 JOHNSTON & SCANLAN, Attorneys at Law, Ebensburg, Pa. 02ice opposite the Court Douse s.V. johnstox. jn24 J. E. scanlax. "VMES C. EASLY, Attorney at Law, I " Can olltown, CRtnbria county, Pa. Architectural Drawings and .pecifi c, 4 3 made. fjan24 :7T SHOEMAKER, Attorney at Law, Ebensburg, Pa. ' articular attention paid to collections. 3 Uflice one door east of Lloyd k Co.'s juking House. jan24 SAMUEL SINGLETON, Attorney at : . Law, Ebensburg, Pa. Office on High -et. west of Foster's Hotel. Vill practice in the Courts of Cambria and Avjoitii: counties. Attends also to the collect'on of elatms of8odiere against the Governmeut. jan24 O EORGE V. O ATM AN, Attorney at O" , Law and Claim Agent, Ebensburg, CnibriH county, Pa. - Pensions, Back Pay and Bounty, and - Militarr Claims collected. Real Estate ght sdJ sold, and payment or laies ai t led to. Book Acccrats, Notes, Due Bills, J nients, tc, collected. Deeds, Mortga-s- - .Agreements, Letters of Attorney, Bonds, lc.'r neatly written, and all legal business carefully attended to. Pensions increased, and Equalized Bounty collected. jan24 DEYliREAUX, M. D., Physician and Surgeou, Summit, Pa. Office east of Mans;on IIoue, on Rail toad street. Night calls promptly attended to, at his office. uiay23 TU. DE WITT ZE1 G LE It jj Having permaneiu'y located in Eber.s l;rg, offers hia professional services to the iliilens of tow a nd vicin'y. Teeth extracted, ultficul pain, with Kitrous Czide, or Lavghing Cat. grKoonii over II. R. Thomav store, Hiprh street. f-seP19 ENTISTRY. The Mudersined, Clraduatc of the Bal timore College of Dontni Surgery, re?pectaii!y o:!Vrs Lis professional services to the citizens cf Sbeusburg. He has spared no menns to thoroughly acquaint himself with every croTtment iu his art. To many years of per sonal experience, he has sought to add the arted experience of the highest authorities la Dental Science. He pimply ask3 that an epportunity may be given for hi3 work to ftak iu ownpr,ii?e. SAMUEL BLLFORD, D. D. S. ' Reftrenets: Prof. C. A. Harris ; T. E. Bond, Jr.; W. R. Handy; A. A. Blandy,P. U. Aus tea, of the Baltimore Coilege. Will beat Ebensburg on the fourth i' "aday of each 11s o nth, io stay one wek. January 24, 1SG7. 'KhOYP k CO., Haters j EiiENScunc, Pa. J Gold, Silver, Government Loans and - r ?ier Securities bou.,ht. and sold. Interest 9ved on Time Depot-it j. Collections made c all accessible poitis in the United States, 1 .2 a General l'liul-in Business transacted. . January 24, 180?. T M. LLOYD Co., Bankers j V Auoosa, Pa. Prafts or. the principal cities, and Silver r--.l Gold for sale. Collections made. Mon- 3 received ou deposit, payable on demand, hout interest, or upun time, wilh interest t iir rates. jan24 i. M. lunvn, 1'res't. joiin llotd, Cashier. "CIRST NATIONAL HANK Jj..i- OF ALTOONA. . -; t GOVERXXlZS'T AGLXCT, AND DESIGNATED DEPUSITOBY OF THE UNI TED STATES. ZiS7 Corner Virginia and Annie Bts., North " "ard, Altoona, Pa. "thouized Capital $.100,000 00 4su Capital Pa ii in 150,v00 00 .AH business pertaining to Banking done on Torable terras. Internal Revenue Stamps of all denomina lon always on hand. To purchasers tf Stamp, percentage, in ilmps, will be allowed, as follows : $50 to 100, 2 per cent.; S.10C to $200, 3 per cent. 200 and upwards, 4 pi;r cent. jan24 EKS J. LLOYD, - Af ' Svcssor of R. S. Burnt, Dealer in : "RE DRUGS AND MEDICINES, PAINTS, OILS, AND DYE-STUFFS, PERFUME RY AND FANCY ARTICLES, PURE Y7INES AND BRANDIES FUR MRDI CAL PURPOSES, PATENT MEDICINES, &c. Alio: iter, Cap, anl Note Papers, Peas, Pencils, Superior Ink, And other articles kept by Druggists generally. 1 '.ticiani' pretcriptions carefully compounded. Office on Main Street, opposite the Moun t. la House, Ebensburg, Pa. fjan24 T7LBIUDGE STILES, Erevkwit T Manufacturer of Barrels, Kegs, Tubs, and oden-wnre generally. Meat stands and llr. ut etimda on band, and for sale. J jy Itff airing done cheap for cash. Orders from distance promptly attend- t0- Vor. 7, !867-3m - 1 AMUEL SINGLETON, Notary Pub- lie, Ebcnsburg, Pa. Oflic on High street, west of Foeter'a IIo- v . - r' (jan2i .TItc Lotus Planter. - BY THEOTMJRE TILTOK. A Brahmin on a lotus pod -Onc wrote the holy name of God. . Then, planting it, he asked in prayer For some new fruit, unknown and fair. A slave near by, who bore a load, Fell fainting on the dusty road. The Brahmin, pitying, straightway ran And lifted up the fallen man. The deed scarce done, he looked aghast. At touching one beneath his caste. "Behold !" he cried, ;I stand unclean ; My hands haTe clasped the rile and mean!' God saw the shadow on hi3 face, And wrought a miracle of grace. The buried seed arose from death, And bloomed and fruited at His breath. The stalk bore up a leaf of green, "Whereon these mystic words were seen: Firtt count all ren cf equal caste, Then count thyself the least and last. The Brahmin, with bewildered brain, Beheld the will of God writ plain I Transfigured in a sudden light, The slave stood sacred in his sight. Thenceforth within the Brahmin's mind Abode good will to all inankiud. 4 t BETWEEN THE ACTS. r i "What a glorious creature !" We were at the llajniarket, in London. Titiens was playinjr "Norma," as uo other living woiuau can play it; but the curtain hid ialien between the acts, and, with a loog-drawu breath, people began to look around. 1 had expected to bo in Winchester that evening; but walking down 'icca dillv, in the moraine;, I had met my old clarss-mate, Charlie Neville, who had bid den nic good-by in Paris, a month before, on his way to America, iie saw my sur prise, and putting his arm within mine, proceeded to explain. "The tact is, Ual," he said, "I'm the. victim of one of those horrid match-ma kin" riot?, which even the best of women will iudul-re iu. Now, there's my bister Eliecs, a sweeter creature never breathed, but she's takeu it into her head that her huibaud'ti niece, a rav chit, I'm told, just Irom b'oardiug-pchoo!, id the very giti fur itio to marry. 'Our mutual fortuiits,' &he write, 'are precisely what they ought to be; and Clara haa the sweetest or tern t crs. is heart-free, has heard a creat deal ot me;' aud ail euch jargoii. l'shaw! it is enough to disgust one with matrimony altogether. Put the long and the short of it is, that Miss Clara is to t-pend the summer at Newport with my sister, and that they look fur me to fpend it there, too. Do they think I am Koine: to walk into their trap? I was on my way home, aa you know; but I've changed n.y mind, and I only wih I could fall head over cars in love with Eome pretty Euglih girl, so as to have an excuse for never return ing stall. What are your plans ? Going to make a tour through England, this flue weather. Well, dine with me to-day, aud go to the opera, atid then I'm your mau for a couple of months, or longer." Thus it was that I camo to be at the Haymarket that night, and to hear the exclamation with which I have begun my f-tory. Charlie, as he spoke, had significantly glanced up at a box in the dress circle. L looked, too, and did not wonder his enthusiasm. There were three "nojaen there, all lovely, and oue of them pr- -eminently so. "I wonder who she is," continucJ Char lie, in a whisper. "Py Jove! that's a girl to love." Just then, a young guardsman, who6at next to u, turned around, and I recogni zed Capt. Co'dstrcaci, whom 1 had met at several fashionable houses during the past two month. He saw, directly, what had attracted i:y cruriosity. 'Lovely girls, aren't they?" he eaid, dropping his eye-glass. "The youngest, Lady Louisa, in a regular charmer. She is just out. The family are late in com iujj up to town, delayed, I believe, by sickness. Ah ! Ludy Emily recognizes me ; I must pay my respects." "Put who are they ?" I asked, as he rose to go. 'l thought I told you. The Ladies Vavasour, daughter of Earl Vavasour j came in with the Conquest, and all that fort of thing, you know." I believe Charlie did little else for the rest of that evening but bteal glances at the Yavaiour box. I am sure he heard very little of the music. Even the last scene, which absorbed everybody else, failed to interest him. All the way to Windsor, tho next day, Charlie talked of the Lady Louisa. At Winchester it was the same thing. I be gan to think wc had better give up our excursion and return to London, for we had invitations to several houses where I wa sure we should ect the Vavasours; and Charlie was desperately in love. Of .-air detestable inns, the "White Hart," at Saliebury, is the most detesta ble!.' But tourists, who would Eeo the beautiful cathedral therr, or, 7is:t ths fa rnous Druidical iuins at Stonefeeitga, afe compelled to put up with its inconveQien- eesi, because, after all, it is the best in the place. Ave had great dimculty rn hrfing even a proper-vehicle to convey xis to Stonehenge, and were forced finally to take a huge, clumsy wagoner, which is a peculiarly English invention, a sort of omnibus without 8 top. . ' . We drove for miles over the dreariest plain in the world, without seeing a house or a human being, and had just caught si;ht ot the mighty stones of the old Druidica! temple ahead, when it btgao to ram. it was a bne, drizzly rar.n tnat soon shut out everything from view, except ob jects close at nana. budJenly there loomed through the rnii-t a carriage. In another moment we were by its side.. It. was stationary, having broken down.- The driver, aud a man-servant out of lirery, stood stupidly regarding the shattered wheel, while a lady looked out ot either window. "We must give tip Stonehenge," eaid Charlie, "and take those ladies back to Salisbury." "Certainly," I answered. By this time we had alighted. What was my surprise to recognize in two of the ladies, Lady Emily and Lady Louisa Vavasour I There was a third, who was older, and was evidently their mother. Charlie had advanced, hat off, to the door, to offer our assistance; but when he saw the. Lady Louisa, ho colored to the tem ples, aud was so embarrassed that I bad to come to his relief. The counters was profuse in her thanks. She alighted at once. "We had expected to. wait here, in the rain, till the coachman could tide oue of the horses ii.to Sali.-bury," she said, "aud that, 3-ou know, wuuid have taken hours. Come, girl.s. If I am not mistaken," 6he added, addressing mo, "you are Amer icans." I bowed assent. "I should have guessed as much, even if I had not known you. You iook sur prised. But Capt. Coldstream, at" the opera, mentioned you to us the other night. And nobody but an American," she continued, with a charming smile, "would have offered aid so graciously. I am ashamed to say it, but our English men, generally, are the most seta.h, the worst bred of all travelers; while you Americans are exactly the reverse." " ' This was v?ry plea-ant, and put me in quite a good humor witn mystlf, atjd with the countess also. rcareluiJy arranged a seat fur her; Charlie brought up her two daughters; and what with umbrellas and wraps, without which nobody ever travels in Eughud, our pirty wa3 Eoon quite comfortable. The man-servant jumped up on the box, the driver turned the heads ot his horses, and we were off for Salis bury, leaving the other coachman to get home, with his broken carriage, the best way he could. "We were only in London a few days," said tho countess, resuming tho conversa tion. "We are on our way to the Isle of Wight, for the health of my other daugh ter, whom we have left at the hotel. Emily," arul she turned to the oldest of the two girls, "thsse arc tho American friends of Capt. Coldstream." The couutess aud I kept up a brisk conversation all the way to Salisbury, in which the Lady Emily occasionally join ed. Charlie had managed to get along side of the Lady Louisa, whom he monop olized as much as possible; and to judge from the lively way they were going on, he had quite -recovered from his embar rassment. Few men could make them selves a agreeable as Charlie; he was one ol the beitt talkers I ever knew. "This is a dismal place at best," said the countess; "the worst inn in a cathe dral town in all England; and I fear you gentlemen are not too well accommodated. We arrived here before you, yesterday, I find, aud secured the only tolerable parlor leit. It is quite a barn, but better than the coffee-room, which looks absolutely intolerable. Do dine with us!" We were only too glad to accept the invitation. I had already discovered that the Vavasours knew a great many people that we knew; indeed, the second son of the countess had been ia America, and both Charlio and I had met him. So we were at once on comparatively intimate terms. The next day we devoted to the cathe dral, aud to a drive to Wilton House. On both occasions I atteuded the coun tess, while Charlie devoted himself to the girls. But he managed, more than once, to get the Lady Louisa for half an hour to himself, leaving me to entertain the Lady Emily and her mother. I must confess I abetted him in this maneuver. I said to myself, "Charlie is better-looking than any London swell, and quite as rich as most of ihem why thouldu't he go in and win if he can ?" ' And it began to look as if he could. If be had fallen ia love at first sight, I was not so sure but that the Lady Louisa had done it, too. At any ratej I was resolved to give Charlie a chauce, whenever I could. The counters did not seem to sus pect the state of affairs. But once or twice I thought the Lady Emily did. Be this as it may, she was too loyal to betray her sister, or even to interfere. It was a moonlight evening ; so, an hour- or twv after diuner I proposed a Stroll .in. the Cathedral Close. The coun tess assented, and. we set forth. At first Charlie had the two. girls. But when we had walked slowly around the gray, old pile, and stood looking up at the lofty jpire till we were nearly dizzy, I turned to the Lady Emily, and called her. atten tion to some details of the north porch. I think she understood my motive, for she immediately took my arm, and for the rest-of the evening Charlie had her sister to himself We were to part in the mor cing, they to go to the Isle of Wight, and we to go to Chichester and Arundel. The countess had insisted that we sho'd tftakfast together on the last morning. The ladies appeared in traveling costume ; the Lady Louisa in a most bewitching hat and feather. She looked, I thought, con scions through the entire meal. Her eyes hardly ever ventured to meet those of. Charlie. On his . part, Charlie also was embarrassed, buc less so than the La dy Louisa. Evidently he had determi ned, if ad Opportunity offered, to put all on "the hazard of a die' JThe opportunity came. The man-servant of the countess entered aud asked her a question in a low voice. It was probably something in relation to her bill, for she looked significantly at her elder daughlcr, . and the two withdrew to the other end ofthe vast apartment, where tbey conversed in. a low tone. Charlie, not minding me, seized the chance. "Her Ladyship was so good a3 to ask its to call on her in London," he said to his fair companion, and his voice, notwith standing his effort to appear calm, trem bled. "May I hope that the invitation is yours also, Lady Louisa?" The color rushed oyer the fair girl's cheek and . brow. She tried to speak, failed, blu.-hed deeper than ever, and then, with a great effort, went on. But she spoke so low she could hardly be heard. f'But I am not the Lady Louisa." "Not Lady Louisa V "N). . I am an American." Her eyes were downcast; she was fum bling with her watch-chain. "An American 1" "Yes. Hut I thought you knew. I ought, perhaps, to have explained before But somehow. indeed, it was no inten tional deception don't you really know "jKnow you ?" 3Iore bewildered than ever. "Yes ! I'm Clara Vernon 1" I rose hastily. This was a denouement I had not looked for; and a third party was altogether in the way. How would Charlie take it ? How did it all come about ? Charlie took it very well.;' A minute after, I heard them laughing togeth er. Then came explanations, of which I was toid in due course. While Charlie was staying in England, in order to avoid Clara, she, with an equal horror of match making, had run away from Newport to avoid meeting him. She had an uncle living iu Loudon and thither she had fled. He owned a place in the country next to the Vavasours, and thus she had become intimate with that family, and was now traveling with them. Capt. Coldstream's mistake was a natu ral one. Ho had heard much of the Lady Louisa, but never seen her, supposed she was out, and had fancied Clara must be she. If he had returned to his stall, he would have told us of his error. To make a long story short, the Vava sours aud we did not part company, but went together to the Isle of Wight. "I thought all the time," said the countess, "that your friend knew Miss Vernon. I never heard him call her Lady Louisa. We were her confidants, for Clara told us why, silly thing! she had come to Eng land. But'ali's well that ends weH'--isnt it?" Charlie and Clara were married that very autumn, her uncle giving her away, and tho Ladies Vavasour acting as brides maids. The ceremony took place, "more majorum," as the old Uomaus used to say ; that is, at St. George's, Hanover Square, in the very odor of fashionable sanctity. Noco ot this, you see, was part of the play, as either Charlie or Clara had plan ned it. It came about, so to speak, "Be tween the Acts." Some time aro the Ilov. .Mr. Spurgeon preached a sermon on the text "And Mary Wept." In the midst of a stream of earnest eloquence that drew tears from many cf those present, in describing the character of the tears 6hed by Mary over the feet ot Jesus, he broke suddenly off, and turning to his congregation, ex claimed : "The tears which Mary shed were not such tears as many of you pour out when ym come to this altar. They camo from her heart they were tears ol bloCd aud not the poor stuff that you pre sent as an offering to an offended God." Then, leaning over the pulpit, and look ing earnestly in the seaot upturned faces, he- exclaimed : "There are some of you for whose tears I would not give a jar thing a quart I" "Sam," said one little urchin to anoth er, "does your schoolmaster ever give you any reward of merit ?" "I suppose he doe," wa the reply; "ho gives me 'a lickiu' regular, every day, and eavs I merit two."- From the Freeman. Tiie Poor llousre. . Munster, Nov. 18, 18C7. H. L. Johnston, Esq Dear i'ir I propose, with your kind permission, through the columns of your paper, to say a few words concerning the treatment which I have received lately at the hands of the Directors of the Poor, of Cambria county. On the 29th of September last the Board of Directors met at the lJoor House and appointed me Steward of that . institution. ' Sicce the flou-e has beeu opened the appointment of officers was always made at the September meetiug. Well, on Monday, Oct. 28th, the Board met at the Poor House, and after reading the minutes of the previous meeting, Mr. Byrne said: "I move to set these appoint ments aside." Mr. Thomas : "I second the motion." Now these men had a legal right to do this, and I have the samo right to deal with them with just as little cere mony. I shall do so ad seriatim. Mr. Byrne, who proposed this outrage, is the same person who was elected to his office in reward lor his services in Canada during the late war. This may be ex cused, being the effect of a constitutional delect for which a man is not strictly ac countable. But there is a moral coward ice which neither the laws of God or man will excuse, which deters men from per forming their sworn duties wheu theve is danger of giving offence to some one to whom they owe some little political favor, which strikes down the integrity of men when opportunity offers to profit by dis honest gain. A great deal ha3 been lately said by Mr. Byrne's friends in Ebensburg about his honesty. Is he an honest man, or is he the moral coward above described? Let us see. lie was elected ostensibly to put things right about the Poor House. Very well. He was scarnely warm in his place of honor until, at his instance, a visit was made by the entire Board to Johnstown. On this occasion all expen ses were paid by the coutrty. The party went upon a regular spree. They did, I believe, hire a Doctor nothing more. Mr. Byrne came next day to the Poor House and coolly issued an order in his own favor for tue sum of tea dollars a small sum, but the priucipb is tho thing. An arrangement was made to meet again during the next week, at least Byrne said so. One evening during the ensuing week he arrived at the Poor House and ordered out the team to go to tho Station to meet some frieud, as he eaid. The friends ar rived, and alter spending the night, one of them presented a bill to the Board for something over forty dodars. An officer of the House took Mr. Byrne out of the office, and told him he did not believe the bill was just, aud warned him not to pay it. "Oh ?" says Mr. Byrue, "don't be uneasy, I will never sign it." Mr. Byrne and the person who presented the bill then started togother to town. What passed on the way is known only to them selves, but before many days Mr. Byrue returned to the Poor House and signed an order for the bill, without inquiry. His moral cowardice was further displayed by his absenting himself from the regular meetings of the Board, in August and September, thus neglectiug duties which he had sworn to perform. His attendance, I am informed, has since been ample. At whose command he thus evaded hia sworn duties, you, sir, well know. Iu the face of these charge3, which I dare Mr. Byrne to deny (it he denies them access to the books of the Poor House, if refused tc'dlbc enforced, will he continue to occupy the office which he has thus disgraced ? If he does, he exhibits a degree of moral turpitude of-'which political depravity exhibits few parallels. Had one 3uch charge been made against me, and substantiated, as the above can be, I would have quietly wilted under tho indignity which lias been perpetrated upon me, and would have been perpetually ci leut. Ou the contrary, no pretext what ever was offered lor this high-handed act. 'Twas not even alleged that my family was large, expensive and idle; neither was it asserted that I was a gambler, in temperate or lazy. But when it was sug gested that this orocceding might be the subject of political scandal, being as it was a family arrangement, Mr. Thomas answered " Were a yuin to do it." It might have been urged that I was not a resident of Ebeusburgh, nor the incumbent of a good county office, nor the willing tool ot a set ot politicans. But these statesmen appear to have overlooked all these things iu their vigorous pursuit of a favorite family object, "i'is accomplished. For the present I have done with Mr. Byrne. Let him answer if he dare. Mr. Thomas may, lor the present, rest upon his laurels. But the entire Board, high and mighty as they are, will fiud that bclore the bar of public opinion they shall come and answer lor their official doings. A. D. Ckiste.. Tuos. K. Beeciieu, the eccentric cler gyman of Elmira, holds forth in a column ot the Elmira Advertiser every week, say ing many things sharp aud quaint. Two weeks ago ho got off tho following : "The less a man knows, and more li quor he drinks, the more determined he is to make this "a white man's government." That strikes us as being oue of tho borne truths of the age iu which wo live. A Xcw Slory of Mr. Lincoln Times were gloomy then at Washington. The army was intrenching or intrenched burning to advance, but held back alter nately by i!s leader and the autumnal rains, and little substantial advantage- had been gained. The men were suffering" greatly from low fevers and chronic .dysentery, and its unsatisfactory conduct impaired confidence. As we sat insilcnee, partaking of the general gloom, Abraham Lincoln, the emancipator, the houest patriot, the Christ like man, entered. His brow was deeply furrowed, his face oppressively sad, his" form slightly bowed, and his steps feeble. lie seemed to be literally stagger ing under a nation's burden, aud we sur mised had just left a perplexed and -depressed meeting of the Cabinet. As wo rose to greet him, he shook each one' hand, with hi3 awkward but touching cordiality, as Mr. Olmstead introduced us one by one. When he took his scat, Mr. Olmstead remarked we were a company of women, representing the patriotic benevo lence of various sections of the country, and had come to pay our best respects to our honored chief magistrate, and receive words of encouragement from him that would stimulate home effort. His fac did Dot relax, and a pause ensued. I then said : "Ladies, no one has tbSinter est of the army more at heajnln J have. I always rejoice to..kjir that they are remembered and cherished; still, great care must be taken not to tangle the lines of the bigteam. You know, when a coach-and-six runs off down hill, 'tis a desperate struggle to stop it ; still one hand must hold the reins." We said we tvere well aware of that ; and were happy to say we represented an organization that depreca ted any interference with government. We afterwards learned that so great had been the tears of intermeddling entertained by the Medical B ureau, that even our good President had imbibed the doubt, which was afterwards dispelled. After this wise caution he proceeded to talk most kindly of the humanity, energy and perseverance of good women all the world over. I said, "Mr. President, have you not an encour aging word as to our country's prospects that we may take back to the Northwest ? A token from you would inspire the peo ple." With the sadness deepening on hi3 woru face lie replied, "What if I have none to give ?" A silence that might be felt followed these ominous words. A lady of the delegation broke the stillness by asking : "Mr. President, what is the most fruitful source of discouragement?" The President replied, "Desertion." "And what is the penalty of desertion ?" "Death !" he answered. "Why not en force it ?" "Why not enforce it V H hesitated, looked weary, and with the sim plicity of a child said : "I don't like to ! 1 can't." It Didn't Affect Him. Not long ago, a politician entered the private office of the editor ot the New York Tribune, in a great tate of indignation at some article which Greely had written. II. G. was sitting at hi? desk, scratching away, and, though violently accosted, never looked up. The irate politician roared out, "Horace Greely, I charge you with betraying the best interests of yourpsrtj. You are a secret foe to radicalism. You do U9 more harm than you do us good. Confound it, if you'd go over to the Dem ocrats, body and soul, it would be the best thing you could do. You stay with tho Republican, and stab them in the dark, You are the worst enemy radicalism evor had in this country. I or.ee thought you honest, though I knew you to be a fool. Now, I'll swear you are a scoundrel ani an idiot !" Here he paused lor want of breath, expecting H. Gr. to make some de fense, or at least reply to tho ferocious charges. But he Was disappointed. The veteran journalist remained at hij desk apparently unconcerned, and kept on wri ting at his editorial. The politician at tempted to give vent to another burst of indignation, but was so mad that he could not speak, and after a sputter of epithets, he hurried to the door. The philosopher then lifted his head for the first tim, and called out :n bi3 high, ehrill voice, "Dou'fc gooff iu that way, my friend. Comeback and relieve your mind I" Some curious statistics have been col lected illustrating the risks of mercantile life, from which it appears that in a sin gle department that of dry goods the average rate of success within the last fifty years has been as follows : Ninety mer chants in every hundred have failed ; fiva in every hundred have made a living and saved money, arid one io a hundred ha made a fortune. It will thus be seen that the path to ultimate success in thii direc tion is extremely hazardous TrtE original cost of the capitol t Washington was 1,400,000. The addi tions to the building, now nearly comple ted, will cost $12,000,000 more. Five hundred and ten miles of th Union Pacific Railroad are now opon, and tho. cars are runniug from Omaha to Cheyenne. A quick way to make a fortune is to marry a fashionable young lady and thn sell her clothes. ' ' - The population of Ireland h&3 decreas ed pearly one million in fifteen years, j! E if