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Sbryock, ' I'O, r. ille, level, iin, j.erhUl, fiit, lore, jsritCIIES. 31IXISTERS, &C. .Wfl-Rnr. T.M. Wimon, rubwr. g everv Sabbath morning at lOJ 1 : Ua orninf at 7 O Clock. DSD- t-chool at 9 o'clock, A. M. Prayer meet- .erv Thursday evening t u w.v-x. 0'dist Episcopal Church Tzv. A. Baker, her in charge. Rev. J. Persuing, Af- - Preaching everv alternate Sabbath Zr at 10 o'clock. "Sabbath School at 9 i'A. M. Prayer meeting every Wednes- i. eninjr, at 7 o'clock. h i Independent KEV u. runu.,, otk and in the evening at 6 o'clock, -h School ht 1 o'clock, P. M. Prayer l-r on the first Monday evening of each b . i vrv Tnosdflv. Thursday and v evening, excepting the farst week in month. ni4ic Vrthodist 1UV. MORGAN wus, Priiliinc everv Sabbath evening ai tfoV.'ork. Sabbatli ccnooi hi i- u uuia, Fridav evenine. 'clock. Society every' Tuesday evening ..,;, Rev. W. Lloyd, Pastor. Preach- trv Sabliath rooming at iu o ciock.. .'i'rr Baptists Rw. David Evans, r.Preching every Sabbath evening at -k. Sabbath School at at I o'clock, P. M. n.o.Vc Rev. R. 0. Christy, Pastor. -s every Sabbath morning at 10 J o'clock tpers nt i O CiotK in me ucui. tlJCXSKl RCS 31 AILS. MAILS ARRIVE. ra. tliroucrh. daily, at 9.35 P. M. -rn, vkv, " at y i . rn,' through, " at 9.25 A.M. r:i, way, 41 Rt 9.25 A. 31. MAILS I'LUSt. :n. daily, at 8. GO P. M. r, " at o.uu r. M vTUc v.niils from Carrolltown arrive , Vuniavi excepted. The mails from eviie, Grant, &c, arrive on .Mondays, iueidavi and Fridavs. ils fJr Carrolltown leave daily. Sun- excepted. Mails for I'latteville, iirant, leave on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat- KA3LS:OA SCIIEDULi: CRESSON STATION. Halt. Express leaves at Phila. Express ' 8.25 9.23 9.52 9.54 7.30 4.15 8.40 2.30 7.16 1.55 1.21 M. New York Exp. Fast Line lny Express AUour.ii Accom. i ti ( it ii it ii P. M. P. M. A. M. A. M. P. M P. M. lT'U:v, v r. 1 FnPt Line A lnv V.xrres3 a i hi ii n "i 1 1 I v r: . - i- Altoona Accom. cor.vrr orncnus. 'jfs of .ht Courts President, IIou. Geo. r. Huntingdon; Associates, George W. -. Henry C. Devine. tnnUar'(eo. C. K. Zahm. "tfr and Recordrr James Griffin. 'J James Myers. rict Attorney. John F. Barnes. '.'.v Commissioners John Campbell, Ed- 01:15, E. R. Dunnegan. nrer Barnabas M'Dermit. House Directors George M'Cullough. J Orrin, Joseph Dai'.ey. '1 louse Treasurer George C. K. Zahm. ijorj Fran. P. Tierney, Jco. A. Ken- t-Dnnul rrallier. ''"'j- Surveyor. Henry Scanlan. l iinam Jt lattery. V'lMJe Appraiser John Cox. t " Co in won Schools J. F. Condon. AT LARGE. 7"J James A. Moore. v- of ike Peace Harrison Kinkead, 1 J. Waters. d Directors D. W. Evans, J. A. Moore, J.Davis, David J. Jones, 'Villiam M. r-Sh Treasurer Geo. W. Oatrnan. t'ttn C. I or 1 . .luii. oingieiou. ;! Commissioner David Davis. EAST WARD. n Council A. Y. Jones, John O. Evans, tl Davis, Charles Owens, R. Jones, jr. (u6Thomas Todd. '? of Election Wm. D. Davis T?forDavid E. Evans, Danl. J. Davis. pr ihomaa J. Davis. a Tr r r tv i nr ( E O l Ii A U U a Council Jolin Lloyd, Samuel Stiles Kinkead, Johr. E. Scanlan, George ;,Barnabas M'Dermit. je "." Klertinn Tnk. TV Tl f. 'Cora. William ii. Sechier, George W. usor Joshua D. Parrish. societTes, &c. I. Summit Lodge No. 312 A. Y. M. m Masonic Hall, Ebensburg, on the - vvu muuiu, ill j O ClOCK, . Highland Lodge Xo. 428 I O meets n O.lrl Fli,i ii ii, u- i iinii, coensburg, Wednesday evening. b frf;TIIigLIan.d Divis!on Xo. 84 Sons of z mCo tS m Tt'"Pance Hall, Eb jery baturday evening. , P-Ms 0 FTJBSCRIP fl ON "T TO ' "HIE ALLEQIIANIAN :' $2.00 IN AD V ANOB. 1 Speech , of Hon. James Speed He fore the Soullicrn Lojal lsts' Convention. Hon. James Speed was chosen perma nent president ot the Southern Loyalists' Convention, and upon taking the chair, delivered the toliowing address: Gentlemen of the Convention, Loyal men f the Southern Stales here assembled: I thank you most cordially for the com pliment you have 'paid me in calling me to preside over the deliberations of this body. I feel that in selecting me for a position so houoruble, you have overlooked the claims of those who are more worthy of and more competent to discharge the duties of your presiding officer. I accept the, post, however, and will endeavor to discharge the duties of the office to the best 'ot my ability. It has beso my good fortune, gentlemen, to be the unwonhy recipient of many honors under our Gov ernment; but I feel in my heart that the honor conferred on me this day by this convention of voluntarily associated South ern men, devoted, as they are, to the welfare of their country, ad the advance ment of freedom's cause, U the highest honor that I have ever yet received. Though with some, perhaps, this may seem to be an unenviable position, yet I feei as you feel, that we are assembled here upon a grand, a momentous oceasiou, and at a time ot great national moment. Why are we here 1 Why is it that so many of us have come from the far dis tant portions of the country ? Why have we come thus entirely of our own accord and at our own expense, and not at the suggestion and dictation of thoselo power over us ? Why is it, I ask, that we are here in thi3 good old city of Philadelphia, and, above all, I ask you how and why is it that when wo did reach this hospitable city on yesterday, the loyal hearts of this loyal people were etirred, and they turned out almost by millions to greet us '! Why this spectacle '( Did they come out upon these streets simply to see men, frail men, who are to day, and may not be to-morrow ? It may be that they greeted us somewhat on personal grounds, but mainly and chiefly it was because wo were the representatives of a great truth. It was not to us as individuals, but to the prinsiplts we represent, that that wel come was tendered. They turned out to receive and greet us on personal grounds somewhat. It wa because in our past lives we had shown devotion to principle, and because wo are here for the purpose of renewing upon the altar of liberty, among these loyal people, our pledges, and declaring anew our purpose to stand by the principles upon which the Gov ernment is founded. I beg you, gentle men, in the deliberations of this conven tion, to bear this great fact jn luuit auj let it control your thoughts and actions. Let your words be brief, clear, outspoken, but dignified and merci'ul. What prin ciple is it, then, that we here represent? Why is it that we received such an ovation upon our arrival ? A.nd permit me hero to call your attention to tho wonderful transition which this country has under gone but recently I Less than eighteen months ago upon our soil were arrayed in hostile attitude one million of men ; tho passions which are consequent upon the shedding of human blood swayed and controlled alike individuals and communi ties j the whole country was aroused and eagerly listening for the first news from the battle-fields, as struggle succeeded struggle. Hut now that great army of the Republic; that army which had con&ecratcd itself to constitutional liberty and the establishment of freedom that noble band of patriots and warriors who so faithfully performed the task assigned them has ceased to exist in its military character, and wc find its members now here, riot in uniform, but as citizens, undistinguished from their fellows in the crowd, appealing to the ballot-box and the regular, ordinary, peaceful agencies of our Government fur the purpose of accomplishing the remainder of the work yet to be done. The soldiers of our army, in common with all good niea, have no desire ever to see again a war within our country's limits; and while at this time earnestly desirous of peace, they do not ask for the name without the substance; their hopes arc based upon a peace that will be firm and enduring, because founded upon principles which have had their origin, because of their truth, in the bosom of God himself. Foremost among those principles, and embodying them, is that of equal justice, equal rights and equal security to every human being within the jurisdiction of the United States. We Southern men, who have seen with our own eyes this great sin of slavery, which has boastingly been declared to be the corner-stoue of republican institutions, do know, not only because such is the teaching of history, bu: because it is our individual experience, that it must perish from the face of the earth. We are here, then, to represent that great principle, and the country looks to us because of that fact. ' . ... . j Since this rebellion was suppressed a convention has been held in thU city with which neither you nor I could act. jl was glad, however, to see it here ; for why did it meetP It met partly because thj groat cry came up from the South, "My consti tutional rights and my natural rights are denied me." The cry also came from the black men of the South, "My constitu tional and my natural rights aro denied me." This great cry is earnestly and sincerely made by two parties which are directly antagonistic, the one to the other; and two conventions have met here be cause of these .outcries from the South. Which-is right? That is , for the people to determine. But upon that question, if upon none other, speak out your minds, and speak the truth as you know and feel it. Speak out plainly as you feel for your country, as you value the permanent peace of your own land, and as ycu hope to establish the foundations of this Gov ernment. I tell you that unless you do this there can be no peace. Gentlemen, I have said that but a short time ago a convention was held in this city. That convention," io my mir.d,J neglected to do" much that they could have done for good, but it was not wholly unmixed of good. That convention, as I read its history, assembled here and simply recorded nothing more in Quaker-like silence and in abject submission, the com mand of one man. That convention, at the dictation of one man,-did what the lojal Congress of the United States refused to do. That Congress has reso lutely and firmly refused to be the mere recording secretary ot the occupant of the White House, and tor that reason alone, without reference, to the merits of the question at issue, it is fully deserving of your approving cheers. They have thought for themselves, spoketi for themselves, and stood up manfully against all sorts of influences for that which they believed to be right. But though that convention by reason of its pusillanimity has, as I believe, for feited the good opinion of posterity, its doings were not, as I have said, unmixed ofgood. You all know, gentlemen, that we have had in this country a proud old defiant party, long tho ruler of the coun try : quondam Democrat, quondam Cop perhead. In my mind, the main difficulty ot that party was that it has ever been crusted all over with prejudice, thus keep ing out the lights of truth and the lights of day. Among its other prejudices, for years past it has taught that slavery was a di vine institution ; that al! its instincts were heavenly; that it was one of those things that should not be discussed orsookeu of. It was a household god. This was the creed of this old defiant and proud party. Well, the men of that party constituted a, vast majority ot the 14th of August Con vention. Now mark, gentlemen, in one of the resolutions of that convention it is distinctly stated that slavery is abolished, aud must never be re-established. I ask you whether this old Democratic party has not struck its colors, and bowed in humble submission to this Republican principle? There is some good accomplished there. If nothing more, it certainly indicates the march of events and the progress ot the cause of human freedom. It bhows that this crust of prejudice which has so long kept out the light has at last been broken, and the party has so far seen its way in the right direction as to acknowledge the fact that slavery w abolished and ought not to be re established. But, fellow-citizens, we of the Republican party, we of the Union party, had gone farther than that. At the convention in Baltimore in 18G4, which nominated Mr. Lincoln and Mr. Johnson for the Presidency and the Vice 1 residency, it was announced that slavery should be extirpated not abolished, but extirpated taken out of our institutions root and branch, body and soul, every lineament and every fibre ot it. Mark, gentlemen, the difference between the two words ; to extirpate, not simply to cut off this, that, or the other limb of the horri ble monster, but to do away with not only slavery, but all the incongruousunequal, unrighteous consequences and incidents resulting from slavery. What are they ? In the first place, an unequal representa tion. Does not slavery remain as long as there is a man, no matter what his color as long as there is a man unrepresented in the Government? Does not tdavcry remain as long as you can say to a man because of his color, that he may or may not stand the equal of his fellow man iu your courts of justice 1 All these incidents ot slavery the great Republican party pledged itself at Balti more should be extirpated. And when you, Southern men, who at that time were, so to speak, in the prison house of the South whon you heard that pledge, it was the sweetest, surest note of hope that had ever fallen upon your ears. And now we, men of tho South, that were in that almost hopeless condition we, men of the South, now here in this good old city, within hearing of the bell that first pro claimed freedom to all the nations of the world here, where the Declaration of Independence was announced here, where the Constitution of tha United States sprang from the blood of. the Revolution here, we men of the South, come to conjure this nation, and the men who made that declaration in Baltimore, in God's name to fulfill it.. Gentlemen of the convention, there are other subjects which ought iu my eitima-1 tion io come before and be considered by the convention. I speak of course for myself and myself alone, when I call your attention to other subjects than that great overshadowing question which should first receive our attention. la conclusion, the speaker intimated that the Southern States would ere long make a demand for compensation for their emancipated slaves, lie continued as follows : When the State conventions of the South assembled to reform their State constitutions, they provided for the repu diation of their rebel debt, but every Southerner here knows with what reluc tance the3 acted in that matter. It re quired the positive commanj of the Pres ident and all the powers ofwthe Govern ment to exact that condition: But that thing; can be repealed by State action ; tKiij ean by State action undo what they have done, and assume the payment of-a debt which they have now, under coercion, repudiated. ' Let' it be written do'wn iu the fundamental law of the land, let the people of this nation see that it is written down in the fundamental law of the land, that no money shall be paid, either North or South, in compensation for efforts to destroy this Government. Upon these subjects, and particularly upon the subject of equality and justice in representation, I think, this convention ought to speak out. ; These Southern men complain that their constitutional and natural rights are infringed. If they complain without cause, it is for you to declare the fact. It they ask more justice than any should receive, do you deny it to them. It they ask that the voting power of a white -man in South Carolina shall equal the voting power of two white men in Pennsylvania, it is unjust on their part, and you should hay so. If they ask less than justice, give them full justice If they ask more than justice, deny them more than what they are justly entitled to. . As for the disfranchisement of rebels and enfranchisement of the black people, that is a subject that will also come be fore the con"entiou. Upon that subject, gentlemen, all I have to say is, do nothing in anger, hatred, ill will or revenge, but do that which justice and right, mercy and love, dictate ; for their work, and their work only, endureth forever. Let not love for this or that man, but love for all mankind, be your guide ; let it be your motive, and be in all your resolutions; aud I tell you that such a course will be far more effective in melting tha hearts and touching the consciences of those that oppose yov.than could any thing done in hatred, ill will, or through any feeling of revenge. I am" one of those who believe that love for God and mau is the law, and the ouly law, ot the world. And I be lieve that the bad and the vile of this world are more effectually rebuked by love than they could be by any denuncia tion or exhibition of passioi; or violence. Abraham Lincoln. The following reminiscences of Abraham Lincoln are taken from Carpenter's new book : AS A DIPLOMATIST. Upon the betrothal of the Prince of Wales to the Princess Alexandra, Queen Victoria sent a letter to each of the Euro pean sovereigns, and also to President Lincoln, announcing the fact. Lord Ly ons, her embassador at Washington a "bachelor," by the way requested an audience of Mr. Lincoln, that he might present this important document in per son. At the time appointed he was re ceived at the White House, in company with Mr. Seward. "May it please your Excellency," said Lord Lyons, "I hold in my haud an auto graph letter from my royal mistress, Queen Victoria, which I have been com manded to present to your Excellency. In it she informs your Excellency tHat her 8on, bis Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, is about to contract a matrimo nial alliance with her Royal Highness the Princess Alexandra o: Denmark. After continuing in this strain for a few minutes. Lord Lyons tendered the letter to the President and awaited his reply. It was short, simple and expressive, and con sisted simply of the words : "Lord Lyons, go thou and do likewise." It is doubtful if an English ambassador was ever addressed in this manner before, and it would be interesting to learn what success he met with in putting the reply in diplomatic language when he reported it to her Majesty. ins simplicity. - While paying a visit to Commodore Porter at Fortress Monroe, on one occa sion, an incident occurred, related by Lieutenant Braine, one of the officers no board the flagship, to my friend the Rev. Mr. Ewer, of New York. , Noticing that the banks ot the river were dotted with the spring blossoms, the President said, with tho manner of one asking a pcrsoual favor : "Commodore, Tad is fond of flow ers won't you let a couple of your men take a boat and go with him for an hour or tvyo along shore, and gather a few ? It would be great gratification to him." It all President Johnson's I's were suffused with tears, what an insufferably saliuous atmosphere ho would live in, to ba sure ! - . . . Xasby at tbe Pnlladelplila 11th of August Convention. Po3t-offjs Cosfedrit X Roads, ia iu lue 01u.1t uv iventucKy, - August 14, N3GG. 1'eace is into me I I hey spent many happy periods in the course uv a eventful life, but I never knowd what perfeck sat isfaction wuz till now. The first week I wuz married to myLooizer Jane it wuz hevenly, fur independent uv tho other bliates incident to the married stait, I be leaved she wuz the undivided possessor uv a farm, or rather her father wuz. wieh on the old man's decease would be hern, "and the prospek uv a lifetime with a amiable well-built woman, with a farm hvx enough to support me, with prudence on' her part, wuz bliss itself, and I enjoyed it, with a de gree of muchness rarely ekaled, until I f ouud out the farm wuz kivered more deeply with mortgages than it wuz ever likely to be with crops, and my dream uv happin busted. Sweet es wuz this week, it wuz misery condensed when compared to the season I hev just passed through. I wuz a delegate to Philadelphia ! 1 wuzn't elected or nothin, and hedn't any credentials, but the door uv the wigwam I passed nevertheless. The door-keeper wuz a old Dimokrat, and my breath help ed me, my nose, which reely blossoms like the lobster, wuz uv yoose, but I spect my hevin a gray coat on, with a stand-up col lar, with a brass star onto it, - wuz wat finished the biznis. Tho Southern dele gates fought shy uv me, but the Northern ones, bless their souls, the minnit they saw the star on the collar uv my gray coat, couldn't do enuff for me. They ad dressed me as Kernal and Gineral, and sed, "this wuz trooly a unmerited honor," and paid for my drinks, and I succeeded in borrowing a hundred and twenty dol lar? of em the first day. I mita hev doubled it, but the fellows wuz took in s ) easy ihat no Cnanceerin wuz required, and it really wuz no amoozment. The convenshun itself wuz the most affectinist gathenn I ever wicnist. I had a seat beside Randall, who wuz a manain the concern, and I cood see it all. The crowd rushed into the bildin and filled it, when Randall desired attention. Ilebeiu the Postmaster Giural, every one of em dropped into his seat ez though he lied bin shot, and there wuz the most perfeck quiet I ever saw. Doolittle, who wuz the Cheerman, winked at Randall, and nodded hi3 head, when Randall announced that tha delegates from South Karliny aud the delegates from Massachu-its wood enter arm in arm ' With a slow and measured step they cum in, and at a signal from Randall, the cheerio corumeust, and sich cheerin ! Then Doolittle pulled out his white haudkercher and applied it to his eyes, and every delegate simultaneously pulled out a white handkercher, and ap plied it to his eyes. To me, this wuz the proudest moment uv my life, not that there wuz anything partiki'erly inspiritin in the scene afore me, for there wuzzent. Orr, from South Karoliny, looked partikerly ashamed of hisself, ez though he wuz going through a highly nessary but extremely disgustin sermony, and wuz determined to keep up a stiff upper lip over it, and Couch looked up to Orr ez tho he wuz afeerd uv him and cz though he felt flattered by Orr's condecension in walkin at all with sich a humble individjooal. But to my eyes the scene wuz siguificant. I looked into the fucher and what did I see ez them two men, one sneekin and tother ashamed uv hisself, walked up that ainle ? What did I see ? I saw the Democrisy restored to its normal coudishun I saw the reunion uv the two wings in fact, I ?aw the en tire Dimokratic bird reunited. The North, oue wing and the weakest ; Kentucky, the beak, sharp, hungry and rapacious; Southwest, the stroug, active wing ; Vir inny, the legs and claws ; Ohio, the heart; Pennsylvania, the stomach ; South Caro lina, the tail feathers, and Noo Jersey the balance of the bird. I saw these parts, for five years .dissevered, come together, holdin a nigger m one claw and post oCi ses in the other, sayin, "Take em both together, they go iu lots." ' I saw the old Union the bold, shivalrous Southerner a gnidin, controllin and directin the ma chine, and assuming to hisself the places uv honor, and the Dimokrat of the North follerin like a puppy dog at his heels, takin sich fat things ez he could snap up the Southerner ashamed of his associa tion, but forced to yooso em -the North erner uncomfortable in his presence, but tied to him by eclf-interest. I saw a comin back the good old times when j thirty-;our States met in convenshun and let eleven rule em, and ez I contemplated the scene I too wept, but it wuz in dead earnest. "Wat are you b'ubbcrin for ?" asked a enthoosiastio delegate in froutuv me, who was a swabbin his eyes, with a handker cher. ' "I'm a postmaster," sez I, "and must dp my dooty in this crisis. ' Wat are you sheddin pearls for?" retorted I. "Are you a postmaster?" "No,", said he, "but I hope to be !" and he swabbed away with reuewed vigor. "Wat's the matter with the eyes uv all the delegates ?" scz I. "They've nil got post-offises iii em," sez he, aud he worked away faster than ever. TChil gittiu a fresh handkeroher (wich I borrered from the hind coat pocket uv a delegate near me. aud wich, by the way, in my delirious joy, I forgot to say any thing to him about it) I looked over tho Convenshun, aud a?jin the teers welled uo from my heart. My sole wuz full uud overflowin, and I slopped over at the eye!. There, before me, sat that hero Dick Tay lor, and Cuth Bullitt, and there wuz the NeL-cDS aud Yeadons, and the represen tatives ut the first families uv the South, and in Philadelphia at a Convention, with all the leadiu Democrats uv the North, ceptin Vallandigham and Wood, and they wuz skulkin round within call, with their watchiui eyes on the proceedins. Here is, a. prospeck ! Here is fatnis ! Tho President into our coufidenco I The Post master a runniu the Convention! The bands a playin Dixie and tho Star Span gled Banuer alternitly, so that nobody could, complain uv partiality, or tell reely wich side the Convention wuz on, on wich side it had been on in the past. Ah! my too susceptible sole filled up agin, tho teers started, but that veut wuznt enuff, and I fell faintin onto the floor. Twenty or thirty Northern delegates seed me fal lin.and ketchin site uv the gray coat with the brass star onto it, rushed to ketch me and they bore me out of the wigwam. Sod one : "Wat a techin scne ; overpow ered by his feelins!" "Yes," sed anuth er, "he deserves a apintment." I didu't go back to the Convenshun, coz I know'd it wont no yoose, and besides, after all the teers that had been shed, the members wringin their hakerchers onto the floor, it wuz sloppy under foot. Con ciliation and tenderness gushed out uv em. I knowd it would be all right it couldn't be otherwise. There wuz bonds which held the members together and prevented the possibility uv trouble. Joh nson haviti a ambition to head a party, must hev a party to head. The Northern de!f-gashuo, which had formerly acted with ihe Ablishnists, wouldn't do nothin without the Democracy North, and both on em combined couldn't do nothin with out the Democracy South. The President cood depend ou the Democracy North coz he holds the offices; the Democracy North cood depend on the PresiJent coz he must have their votes ; the President cood depend on the Democracy South coz they want him to make a fight agin a Ablishen Congris, which is a unconstitu tionelly keepin uv em out aud preventia em from wollopiu their niggers; the Democracy South cood depend on tho President coz he must hev their Repre sentatives in their seats; to beat the Ab lishnists in Congtis all cood depend on all. each cood depend on the other, coz each faction or ruther each stripe Led its little axe to grind which it coodent do without thd others to turn the griad-stonc. The Southern delegates some on em wuznt so well pleased. 'What in thun der," sed one uv em, "did theymean by piiin on tha agony over the Yanks wo killed ? by pledgin us to give up the ijee uv secesheu, and by pledgin ou us to" pay the Nashnel Yankee debt?" "Sh !" sed I, "easy over the rough pla ces. 3Iy friend, they didn't mean it, or ef they did,' we didn't. Is a oath so hard io break ? Wood it trouble that eminent patriot Breckenridge, after all the time he swore to support the Constitution, to sware to it wunst -more? and wood it trouble him to break it any more thaq it did in '61? Nay, verily. Dismiss them gloomy thots. Vallandigham wuz kicked out but a thousand mules, and all of em old and experienced, coodn't kick him out uv our service. Doolittle talked Northern talk coz its a habit he got into dourin the war, but he'll git over it. Raymond will be on our side this year, certain, for last year he wuz agin us, and by the time he is ready to turn agin, he'll be worn to so small a pint that he wont ba worth hevin, and the Democrisy uv the North wuz alluz ourn, and ef they wuzzent, the offices Johnson hez ia reserve will drav em like lode stun. My deer sir, I wonst knowd a Irishman, who wuz sence killed ia a Fenian raid, employed as a artist in well diggin. It wuz his lot to go to the bottom uv the excavation and load the buckets with earth. The dinner horn sounded, and he, with the alakrity characteristic ot tha race, sprang into the bucket and told eiu to hist away, and they lusted, but ez they his ted they amoozed themselves a uropia earth into him. "Shtop !" said he; but they didn't. "Shtop !" said he, "or be irorra I'll cut the rope." My deer sir, Randall and Doolittle, and Soward and Johnson, aie a histin us out of the pit we fell into in 18G0. Their little talk about debts and slavery, and tich, is the earth they'r droppin onto us for fun, but shell we, like ijeots, cut the rope? . Nary!, Let em hist, and when we are about on the solid ground, we kin, ef wo desire, turn and chuck em into the hole. All went off satisfied the Northern men, for they carriec home with em their commishuns; I, feelin that my Postoffice wuz sekoor, tor ef, with the show we've got, wc can't re-elect Johnson, the glory uv the Democracy hez departed, indeed. Petroleum V. Nasby, p. m. (wich means postmaster.) The President's speech at Albany: "I, I, I, I, I, I, me, me, me, me, me, me, I, me, I, me, I, me, I me, me, I, me, I, me, I, n, I.n