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Treasurer John Lloyd. ft" H'-use J)trcct)rs George M'Ciillotigh, "i? Orris, Joseph Daiiey. 'r Housr Treasurer George C. K. Zr.hn. 'utt'jri Pr-in. P. Tierney, Jco. A. Keu- Ernanu I Brallier. uttihj y.urvrjior. Henry Scanlan. vroH?r. ViHiaia Flattery. ' rcai'u't Appraiser John Cox. p't. rfCcmmon School J. F. Condon. re.. i'. r "i T id; II u s IT tlEXMil-RG IlOR. OFFSCCJIS. -, . T Lr.GE. iwryMiJaraes A. V.oore tUitlT,Vhe -rrlson Kinkcad, fmiicfj J. Waters. te: ',i o. is .: , '''r,c.lor'rD- W- rvftns- J- A.Moore, U. Davis. D.iriJ J. .1,,,,,,. -v:n:. xt c', h. Jones, jr. itf5'!""-". Oatraan. -rk to Council Szml. Sin-letoa. " ttmts.uonrrlAvill Uavis. ! r r r.&ST WARD. "J" f-fti.7 '1. Y. Jones, John O. Evuni, ChuHeJ Owens, R. Jones, jr. .-y-'jf.' Thomaa 2'oJi. ."SM-etionWm. D Davi?. . "--vid E. Evan, IaiiL J- Davis. '"'Homna J. Davis. WRRT U'ATin e 8.1 f- r;:''"'' John Llgy'd. Fi.muel Stiles, ""'TI3ttrniiVjas il'Dermit. " ' ""''"n John V. Thomas. ,' William li. Sechlcr, George W. "'"-Joshua D. Tflrrish. , v SOCIKTIKS, &.C. i x7Su,niit T'oJpe No. 312 A. Y. M. ilasonic Hall, Ebtnsburg, on the '-fS'-.'.y of each month, at cj o'clock, 0p?'.''plllan,1 LofJPe No. 428 I. O. JnfiU,UJdFcllOWB' IlaI1' Ebensburg, ruaee(iay evening. -:!ir1,is,l,and Div'ion No. 84 Sons of J Tttnpcrance Hall, Eb- terybaturday evening. taSs OF SUBSCRIPTION ,., TO "iHE ALLECH ASIAN :" 2.00 IN ADVANCK, $3.1 C0IFNOT TAW IN ADVANCE "What They Say." BT MB8. L. U. BIGOrHNET. Wouldst thou know what troubles many 7 What annoys them night and day ? Not a frightful myth, or robber, But the spectre What they say." "What they say." It hauata the maiden When her hat or dress she buy3 ; Goads the matron till she maketh Husband's purse a sacrifice. To the orator it clingeth ; Daunts the statesman in hia dreswn , With the pulpit-ttachcr etealetb. 'Tween him. and his highest theme. 'What they say." Well, let them aay ;t, Airy echo, licet cs dew ; When they've breathed it, 'tis forgotten ; They who h ecr, forget it, too. Wouldst thou know what rules the million ? Themis, with her ancient sway ? Pomp and tramp of banner'd legions? o ! the bubble ''Vv'hat they say." IloniaitCc Incident in tbe Ufe of President Johnson. We were sitting in the pleasant parlor, engaged in quiet and dreamy chat, and gazing out through the open casements jpon the smiling September landscape. All that afternoon my good friend, Johu Simmons, and I had been "fighting our battles over again', and recalling recol lections of pleasant friends I had Lnowu iu Laureosvilic before the war, but who wero now lorever absent from iheir once happy homes. I had not seen Simmons lor t-everiJ years, and having arrived in Laureusville on the morning of this par ticular day, on urgent business connected with that part of South Carolina, I was profoundly rejoiced to see his frank, ciisery, hoi:c6t ficc, and to feel a hearty grip of his ruuseukr hand when I entered the home-liko and comfortable tavern of which he wtu the hospitable host. I was much fatigued traveling over these rouqh roads, and at once accepted his invitation to terminate iuy journey ior a day or two, and recruit undr his genial treatment After d inner, I lay upon the tofa in the parlor, listening to JohVd quiet, rippling talk, full of reminiscences of old friends, and part ml " the tima watchio the" quick and graceful action of ? .Mrs. Simmons' Gnpers. as they fiew over the knitting noedies thut she was busy with. Sho was a very pleasant, bweet, low-voiced lady, aud 1 had often envied my. friend John his rare luck in finding so worthy a com panion. "By the way," paid John, fuming to me, after a pause, "I have becu for the pa?t few days recalling a wll-:.igh for 'goUcn recollection, but which the events of the last few months have brouaht back freh and vivid to ray mind. Did I ever tell you of it ?" "Cannot fay you have," I answered, "as I have co idea what ynu mean." "Oh ! well, I mean to say would you like to heer it ?" "Certainly I would. Proceed !' Mr. Simn:on3 glanced apologetically at his wife, and then lit a cigar, first handing me one, which I declined. "Many years ago, when I was a young, inexperienced fV.low, just beginning to think of courting a swofitljonrf 1 the bcquintance of a young, energetic, talented rt.an vcrv ouict and mia-su- liiing. but exceedingly interesting ia his appcaratice, ever: to ti.o i:iott casual gaza. I v.-s at that time boarding with an eld fr-ccd cf ray father's, Archie Bridy. Que evening, about du.sk, ju?t oa via were fitting down to s-uppcr, the door cf the disiiug rcom. opened and two young men entered, both of tl.rw travel-stuinc 1 uod wry, having journeyed a long way on foot. One of thotu vras the brother in-law of Mr. Bridy, named Jauus Pmrers : the other was the gentleman I have men tionod. I felt attracted toward the latter zt the first glance, by the modest and gentlemanly dtv.ier.nor he manifested. 1 he brother-in-law explained the reason why Ihey had made to unexpected a visit. lhcv had beeu living in Kaleigh, r.orth Carolina, where they had commenced to kern a trade. Their instructor, however, was a rough, unjust, brutal tyrant, ad his conduct towards them, at all times extremely bad, became at last so utterly unbearable that they were forced to the conclusion of leavir-g him. This vras ac cordingly done, acd there they were, at bit. Bridy's, on that particular evening, . wr n r! innrcorA l.nf ,1 full ci energy. "With cn.aracf eristic energy, the com panion of Powers proposed to Mr. Bridy to finish learning their L us: peas under his instruction. To this proposition he read ily consented, aud the next morning they fet to work. For some time, of course, their lives wero not varied by any incident calculated to break the monotony of their business. But in a short period the qualities of the two began to be perceived iu 6uch a inamer as to present a" most decided contract. Power?, the brother in law of Bridy, was, in all respects, a very ordinary man. He was not etrictly atten tive to business, his work wa9 not well performed ; in short, he was of no partic ular account, except to fight chickens, and race horses. In these essentials ho was very good; and 1 do not know any better EBENSBURG, PA. THURSDAY, MARCH 29, 1866. judge of the merits of a good cock in all South Carolina than this same James Powers. But the other ah ! Captain, he was made of different stuff, I tell you! His habits were uniformly correct and praiseworthy steady, reliable, and ex ceedingly industrious. His firm, quiet, decided manner, so full of resistless ener gy and gentlemanly bearing, attracted toward him the attention of many think ing men, and I have frequently heard it predicted that 'he would make something yet that was famous.' His evenings and epare time were spent in reading and iu thought, aud his conversation was fell of well digested reflection. At length, how- ever, he ,:ot into a very usual habit of young men, aud did not pay quite so much attention as formerly to read in sr." and here Air. Simmons' eyes glanced with a mischievous twinkle at hiswife, who, dear, kind old ladv, was busily engaged in knitting, ing,. had tnd, being rather hard of hear not listened to her husband's story. "He and 1 found ourselves des perately in love with two young ladies, and we visited them frequently, I can assure you. Won't you take a cigar? I declined again, aud pausing a little while to light another one, John continued his narration. "I was deeply smitten with the charms of the lady you seo knitting yonder, aud he became enamored of her cousin. Miss Sarah W., a most estimable and worthy! girl, and, by thc way, not a little impressed with my agreeable friend. We visited these ladies very frequently; sat late, talked long, and each une attended to his own interests, now mind I tell you. Ah, Captain, those were glorious days ! After all there is nothing like courting, aud the happiast time a man ever spends is with his sweetheart. I could get sentimental even at this old age; but you are young, and I'll be bound know something about those things yourself. I wouldn't mind trying therj over again. I was successful in my wooing, as you can see, for thtre tits the same girl, though a little older;" aud he pointed towards his wile with a deep, 'loving look iu his bright, honest, eyes. "But, poor fellosr, he wasn't, al though it was no fault of the young lady's, for she was willing enough, I tell you. The trouble was with the mother, who was disposed to be a little aristocratic. Upon making-known hia wishes to her, she became very indignant at Lis request, flew into a violent passion, taunted him with his poverty, ordered him out of her house, and,- as a final, stuuning rebuke for his presumption in asking the hano! of her daughter, she screamed at the top of her voice '"i'ou want my daughter, doyoo? No, sir, know what jou want; you want my property.' "And," laughed John, "perhaps it would be in'eresting for you to know how great was this property. It consisted of two hundred. acres of the poorest land in all South Carolina, four negroes (two of them very old), eight hounds, one cow, and a few chickens. The heirs to this immensely valuable estate wero four daughters, all of marriageable age, thus giving to each, as her share of the per sonal property, one negro, two hounds, a chicken or 60, and a fourth pan of the diiily lacteal yield of thc aforesaid cow ! No wonder the unreasonable presumption of my young friend met with sj severe a condemnation ! The old lady missed it, though," he continued gravely, "and the youug cue well, there are many hearts that suffer, and yet throb on until time makes them forgetful of the passionate glow which once thrilled them tjthe core. She afterwards married, was blessed with as fine a family of children as ever called womau 'mother,' and still lives not tar distant from her early home. "But my youug friend (for. whom I en tertained an aifeetion that was mixed up with great respect and admiration), though mortilied, aud, for the time, disappointed, was made of to) 'stern etulF to bo much affected. His prids was aroused, and the sensitiveness of his wounded feelings for he was as sensitive as a girl made him the resolute, energetic, lofty-reaching man hs has since become. Not long after this event, he paid up all his debts, took his pack on hi back, boldly struck across the mountains, and settled in a little, obscure village, where his indomitable cuergies, his comprehensive talents, and his kindly heart, made him the idol of his neighbors, nuu iuo itcijiisui ui ineir mguest puuno trusts. And, Captain, that poor boy who was thus disappointed in love who slept l. . : a. .1. i. i . ?i- i in tho same bed with me for uiauy a long month who worked hard through the day and studied until late at night, and who didn't marry that young 'ady for her mother's , property that poor boy, Cap tain, is Andy Johnson, President of the United States!" 5 j&ST We have been asked the question what material makes the best bed com forter ? Being inexperienced in such matters, we reler the querist to tbe com mittee on domestic manufactures of the Hudson County Fair, who put what may be styled an answer to the question in this wise: "Best bed-comforter Misa Jane Van Buskirk." m m CS?- "Mary, at what hour do you dine ?" "As boon as you goes, sir ; them's missus' order-!" A Contrast In the State Legislature a few days since, a scries of resolutions with refer ence to the Reconstruction of the llebel States was up for consideration, when Hon. Samuel C. Wingard, of Lycoming county, a member of the House Commit tee 6u Federal Relatione, gave the follow ing caprtal description of the Democratic party : . ; '-Vir, it is not my indention to scold the gSEtlcmen with whom I sit so comforta bly on this side of the House, and from whom I receive so much personal cour tesy,' although differing with them in politics, and who still delude themselves with the belief that they belong to the old Democratic party. Of that old or ganization, which once existed, I was an humble member, voting for Buchanan and Douglas but when the war broke out, I followed thc great' Union party banner and have never regretted the alliance. In fact, I have found so many of the best and wisest of the old Democracy with me, that I-felt perfectly at home, and to-day, if I were to go back in search of that defunct institution, I should be like the Hebrew woman 'weeping for her children because they are not I should seek for one half of them crouching under the dirty, defeated rag of secession, and the other halt (with many honorable excep tions, some of wloui I recognizo here) under the flag of the Knights of the Gol den Circle, in active sympathy and co-operation with slavery and heinous rebellion which it engendered, or otherwise in open hostility to the Government which has brought us through eeas of blood to a redeemed nationality "Sir, it is no new thiog that gentlemen upon this side oppose amendments to the Constitution, although tho gentleman from Westmoreland has shown how they have favored certain kinds of amendments Why 1 They say it is calculated to lessen the respect of the people for that iustru ineut, to change it. Sir, it is scarce two years since it was proposed" to amend the Constitution of this State so that her citi zens, who had been freemen at home, and heroic freemen in the field, should exercise the elective franchise while facing the fctorrn of war, as well as the patriots, or coTjsjrds, or deserters, who" reuiainod-t home; and we were told the same thing then, and warned against tampering with the Constitution. The election came, and ono hundred and five thousand three hun dred aud fifty-two freemen yes, free tcfu'h' men, too, calling themselves Demo crats voted to ruako white eoldiers, in thia respect, no better than the blackest Kthiope, above whose shoulder gleamed, in peerless contrast, the sheen of the bay onet. That, sir, was the first vote ever cast in Pennsylvania iu favor of negro equality, and it was cast without admix ture by the Democracy. To them and their posterity will belong the honor, until our chronicles fade into dead language, far back in the misty oblivion of the past. "But, sir, I thank heaven a belter day, from tho signs, appears to be dawning. With the return of peace come also cou- rtiition lor tho past and promise lor the future. Atiu I am here to night with words of encouragement and welcome to our long-lost prodigals of the Democracy. All we ask is 'true belief tud true repeu tancc ' "Sir, I was gratified exceedingly last week, in the other chamber, to learn of that tyre of a Pennsylvania gentleman, the Senator from Berks, who has been one of the principal leaders of the war peace party Jor the last four years, that he endorsed the President. What a relief to that gentleman and his confreres that they have found new associations! With what disgust must they look back upon their old cabal of Chicauo! If Andy Johnson were to honor this Legislature now with a call, how would our Demo cratic friends vie with cao'i other for a place upon the reception committee !--How would they press to touch the hem of his garment ! They who, but three yeara ago, cried, 'Away with him away, with the military usurper away with the drunkard away with the boorish tailor i away .with all who support or defend him with Lincoln, tho ribald jester with Duller, the beast with 'Grant, he slaughterer with irrepressible conflict Seward with Stanton, thc tyrant, the Nero of the Cabinet with Lincoln's hire lings away with everything but Wood ward, and M'CIellau, and slavery divinely sanctioned if not divinely ordained !' Sir, is there nothing in all this retrospect to induce us to welcome the Democracy? I feci like erecting an altar to my country here, and inviting the Senate to join us while we sing the invitation hymn which has brought thousands to a better fold 'Come ye sinners, poor and needy, weak and wounded, sick and sore Yes, sir, I would go farther. I would call around it the North and the South, the loyal and the disloyal Norman and the loyal and disloyal Southron. I would elevate the effigy of the murdered President. I would try by military or civil law more than two leading thievea and murderers of the re bellion, and, if convicted, as they should be, I would execute them in the midst of the people, and' high over all I would un furl the healed, preserved, victorious flag of the Union, that whosoever should look upon it and desire, should be forgiven of all political sin. ''Sir, will gentlemen vof e fcT the amend ments to this resolution endorsing the President, and vote against the resolution itse'J ? .If they do, they will present the anomaly cf blowing hot and cold, for mere is not a word in the resolution which the President has not frequently avowed. The Democrats, whose new-fledged lore of him has been hatched in the nest of the dove of peace, after years of vituperation of the man and his measures to say that they now endorse him, while they are un changed in their opinion of thoic meas ures, is fulsome sycophancy, wi.ich I would be loth to attribute to the geutlemen cf this side of the House." Election of County Superinten dents. The following wise and timely remarks on the subject of the election of County Superintendents, taken from the official column of the Penna. Scliool Journal, are commended to the careful considera tion of all School Directors : On the first Monday of May next, the directors of the several counties of tbe Commonwealth will be called upon to elect Superintendents for their respective counties, to perform the duties cf that of fice for the three years ensuing. The office has now bean in operation twelve years, and its good results are apparent to all who are unprejudiced. The director, teachers, and thc people now understand what kind of men are needed to stand at the head of, and direct the educational interests of the counties of the State, and as it as supposed that such men asjire re quired, are to be found in every county, none but the best men should be selected. A County Superintendent should be in scholarship equal, if not superior to any of the teachers of his county. This is necessary, in ordor that he may be able to exauiiue them in all the branches that may be requirjd to be taught, aud also that he may intelligently inspect all the schools in the various departments of science pursued. Without this superior ity, he cannot command the confidence and respect of those with whom and for whom be is to act. He should be thor oughly versed ia the elementary depart ments of the sciences that are required to be taught in our common schools. It ia not enough that he bo a superior scholar, as that expression is usually understood ; ho should be perfectly familiar with the elements, as well as with the higher de partments and more abstract sciences. He should be a practical teacher, or he should have been such within a few past years. This the law requires, as pointed ly as it does that he be a man of learning. The words of the act are the directors shall select "ono person of literary and fccientific acquirements, and of skill and experience in tho art of teaching." A person, therefore, who has never taught, or who has not been closely identified with the common school system for the last eight or ten years, should not be se lected. Such an individual's thoughts have been upon other subjects, and whatever his literary attainments may be, he is not the man to put in charge of our educa tional machinery. Our eytcm is a pro gressive one, aod it has made sreat ad- . , c . .. vauce ana secured great results while he has been standing still or retrograding in school aHairs. Such a man cannot take hold of thc system us it now is, and carry it forward as it should be conducted. The County Superintendent ought to be an earnest, energetic, zealous, working man, who has kept jace with educational improveuieat of the age, a man who un derstands the history of our system, and who has read, to some extent, the history of school systems of other States. While he should be cautious to not introduce new things, because they are oew, he should also make use of all real improve ments lor the benefit of the schools. He should not be a politician, in the general acceptation of that word ; that is, he should not be a man who, by his active participation in party strife, and petty political wrangles, ha3 rendered himself odious to those who do not belong to his party. Tbe doings of this officer are to influence all parties oipon a subject of vast importance to the well-being of the State. He is to operate with the youth of the Commonwealth, not of a party; and he should therefore be a man in whom all have confidence as a person of honesty of purpose, how much soever he may differ from them upon questions of State and National policy. It he be a working, in triguing politician, he cannot secure tho confidence, and good will, and co-operation of all classes. In order that the Superintendent may be able to do the greatest amount of good, he must have the confidence aud support of the teachers of hia county ; without this, he will to a great extent be power less. They must feel that he is their friend, to whom they can go with all their troubles aud difficulties, and find a sym pathizer. That, although he is often obliged to refuse their requests, they I know tuat ne does it from a sense of du ty, rather than from a desire to wound their feelings. NUMBER S4. The Superintendent should bo an easy, ready speaker. It is of importance that he be able to present the cause of which he is for the time being tho exponent, ia such a way as to interest and instruct an intelligent audience, and arouse the people to an. appreciation of" the importance of thc cause which he represents. Men should be selected for the position, who are' willing to give all the time to the duties of the office, that is requisite for the best iuterests of the schools in the county: men who will watch with sprl!. ' care the interest of the cause of education, and to ever ready to act with, or rather to lead the friends'cf the cause, whenever good can be accomplished. No man should be elected, merely because he is worn out in another profession, or because he. can use the superintendeney as an introduction! to something, more lucrative, or that will, after awhile, briug him more prominently btsforo the public. Disappointed politi cians, worn out clergymen, or physicians, or attorneys, or gentlemen of leisure, are not such men as are needed to take chaTjre of the Common School System of this Commonwealth. Let the best men be elected that can bo found in the several counties of the State, and our noble school system will be safe in their hands, and a s'teady advance will be made from year to year. But on tho other hand, if party strife, or personal favoritism, or local differences enter into and determine the electiou in any of the counties, in such localities we may expect to see the -schools poor, the people unin terested, and the whole system unpopular. Tne TuSrcTAtlsintic Cable, The preparations for laving the Atl&ntio cable, during the coining summer, have bean recommenced in England, As before, the Great Eastern, commanded by Cap tain Anderson, will be employed j Mr. Canning and Mr. Clifford again to be entrusted with the mechanical task of laying the cable and the mysterious De Sauty agaiu in charge of the electrical department. The new ca'jle is identical iu construction with the last, except its outer wires, which are galvanized, will be closely covered with Manilla hemp, and that it bears a ttrainof from fifteen cwt. to a ton more than that of last year. About one hundred and sixty miles of the cable have been made, and the manufac ture will soon proceed at the rate of one hundred mi!e3 per Week. Early ia June, the Great Eastern will leave Valentia with the new cable on board and agaiu endeavor to lay it in the Atlantic loNew fouudhind. If this effort be successful, the great steamer, having taken in a sup ply of coal, will return to thc mid-Atlantic, to grapple for the last lost cable; tho locality can be ascertained within a quarter of a mile. Two other vessels will bo provided with scientifically constructed grappling apparatus, which, it is calcula ted, will bring the cable to the surface if it once be laid hold of. The attempt will be to grapple it in three places, at inter vals of about two miles. When recovered more correctly if recovered a messago will be sent through this old cable to Valentia, to test iu electrical condition, and if this be good, ic will be spliced oa to that part of tbe old cable which re mained ou board tho Great Eastern, after last year's failure, acd tho mammoth steamer will then proceed back to New foundland, trying to lay a second Eub Atlantic telegraph. Of course, many casualties may interfere with these ar rangements and projects, but, at present, what we have here stated constitutes the cable programme for l&GG. 5 c . S"A joke is told of Horace Greely, who occupies a part of each day at the Bible House building, in preparing the secoud volume of his "History of tho American conflict." Coming out on the street, one afternoon, more abstracted aod slovenly than usual, he unconsciously fell in with a crowd cf vagrants, who were being taken from the Toombs to Black wcll's Island. Noticing, at length, the company he was keeping, ho endeavored to get out of tho rough lot, but a police man not having seen him join the crowd, and thinking he was a vagrant trying to escape, seized him by the collar and marched him to the Mat, amid the jeers or thc unfortunate wretches who believed him to be one of them. Mr. Greely pro tested again and again that he had several editorials to write for the Tribune, and must not be detained ; but this declaration caused the po!iciuan to declare that the. "old covewas crazy," and must go to the lunatic asylum. The boat, full of male factors, had already steamed out into tbe. river, when some one on the vessel reo ognized II. G. mad as a hornet, and using some very strong expletives by this time and released him from his disa greeable predicament, greatly to the de light of the perplexed editor, and to the profound mortification of the over earnest policeman. If, as literary men assert, German poetry is a problem, may it not be cor rectly styled a llager-rhythm V t-The fact that this Republic is no longer in its infancy is abundantly proved by its ability to stand a-loan. figy Thoughts on the next election Va-gearye. f 1 I