. ni.RK'gli; Editor aa Proprietor. J'xoSb XIITTCSIIXSOS, Iublislier. VOLUME 5. IBECTOIIY. -IST OF POST OFOCES l3 . ,r ...... D.ttrt Po Masters Districts. Enoch Reese, T U I :U A Blacklick. Carroll. Chest. Taylor. Wash'int'n. Ebensburg. White. -Gallitzin. Washt'n. Johnst'wn. Loretto. Couem'gh. Ci? . SDrin,: Heury Nutter, CWi JX A. G. Crooks, C03.aB j. Houston, rbV John Thompson, 1 f fihristv. Hemlock, johestotr-u, jIiBerl l'oiat, jlusster, ru:tsvii S:. Augustin, Sc'-P I'cvel Summit, V.'iiisare, Win Tiley, Jr., I. E. Chandler, M. Adleaberger, E. Wissir.ger, M un?ter. Andrew J Fermi, bnsq ban. G. W. Bowman, White. Star.." Wharton, Clearfi'.d. George Berkey, Richland. C. MOlgan, Wneht'n. B. T. Slick, Croyle. Willi'-" M'Connell W asht'n. Morris Keil, S'inerhiU. r,'.v'frwn Rev. T. -Iiahhisos, Pastor FrfS ng every Sabbath morning at 10 J d in the evening t 3 o clock. Sab- 9cl0ti, nai i T I'raver Jlieet- oatli School t i o c.v.-,; - w.v Preacher ia char--. Rev. Ghat, A S5 .t Preying ev,ry Sbath, !UrnaUly t l J o'clock itUe warning, or . m the rean'ir. Sabbath School at 5 oVIoc. A. M ryer meeting every Thursday evening, at 1 nrf.T-BT Ll. R-- Powklt Pastor.-Vreaching every Sabbath ' "orn.nff at 10 o'clock, and in the evening at 6 . Sabbath School st 1 o'clock, 1 . M. I r-.rer oeetinj? on the first Monday evening of t..ch ZS-Ll on every Tuesday, Thudaj nd Triday evening, excepting the hr.t week m "CUMU JCHH WILMA Ptor.-lWair.g every Sabbath evening at :aud 6 o'clock. Sabbath School at I o cock, i M Prayer meeting every Friday evening, 7 o'clock. Society every Tuesday evening ''Lif-REv. W. Liovn, Pa8tor.-.-Freach. laavery S-bbfllh morning at 10 o clock. IWtkuUr ItaPli,t.-VM. lAVIO JSS5INB, Piflor. I r7alrtt;, School at at I o clofi?, i . ai. ' ClcXtr. M. J- MtTCHEW., PHStor.-ervceae-.-ervSabbalh morning at 1 0 O'clock Li Veapersat 4 o'clock in tbe evening. MAILS ARRIVE. Enstcrrvdaily, t o'clock, A. M. Weitern; - at 11 J o'clock, A. M. MAILS CLOSE. Enetern, dai?y, at 8 o'cTock, T. M. Western, " at 8 o'clock, P. M. ' jgrT,jmails!roraHutlr,Iniiar.a,Strong3 town, 4c, ftrrive on Thursday of each week, i: 5 o'clock, P. Mi leare Etensburg on Friday of each week, at 6 A.M. ." tgThe raaila from Newman's ji'.Hs, Car- roi'.town, &c, arrive on Monday, Wednesday Hi Fridav of each week, at 3 o'clock, P. M. Leave Ebenaburg on Tuesdays, Thuradaya ui Saturdays, at 7 o'clock, A. M. UAII.KOAD SCI3EIt'LF:. CRESSON STATION. TTest Bait. Express leaves at 8.43 A. " Fast Lino " 0-50 P- " Phila. Express " 9.22 A. -I. 4 Mail Train 8.38 1 . M. Jut Through Express " 8.38 P. M. " Fast Line 14 12.34 A.M. M Fast Mail " 6.58. M. " Through Accom. " 10.3'J A. M. WILMORE STATION. Wet Bait. Express leaves at 9.06 A. M. " Mail Train " O.HC P. M. Et Through Express " 8-H P. il- M Faet Mail " C.30 A. M. COCXTT OFFICERS. Jvfyts of the Courts President, lion. Geo. f'jlor, Huntingdon; Associates, George W. Ee:loy, Henry C Devine. Troihonottrff Joseph M'DonftM. R'jiftrr and Recorder James Griffin. S'srif John Buck. Dutriet Attoriifj. Philip S. Noon. i'ountrf Commitnioners 1'etcr J. Little, Jno. Canibell, Edward Glass. Trecyjrer Thomas Callin. 1'cot House Directors George M'CiilIougli, George Delany, Irwin Rutledge. Foot Jloune 'frea xurcr George C. K. Zahm. Aulitors William J. Williams, George C. Zahm, Fame is Titrr.ey. Ccuiity Surveyor. lienry Scanlan. Coroner. -James Shr.nnon. XmantUe Appraiser Patrick Donalioc. Sup't. of Common Schools J. F. Condon. EBEXSUITRG ISOR. OFFICERS. BOaOCGH AT LARGE. Justices of the J'eace. David JJ. Roberts B"iscn Kinkead. Z'lra'sr James Myers. Frhf.r.f T:..-i iv.iTi.-J rt.:i o x' y -'iirir'.'! hiuju,! uu u.i'U'JU. hua I). Parrish, Hugh Jones, E. J. Mills. Eivi4 J. Jones. ' EAST WA ED. Constable Evan E. Evans. Jovn Council John J. Evans, Thomas J. "vis, John W. Roberts, John Thompson, D. 'Jones. '"cor William D. Davis, L. Rodgers. J"Ije of Election Daniel J. Davis. Assessor Lemuel Davis. WEST WARD. Constable M. M. O'Neill. Toicn Council R. S. linnn, Edward Glass, V5 A. Blair John D. Thomas, George W. .Vcorg William Barnes, Jno. nEvans BJ of Election Michaelllasion. wjoGorg Gnrler. EBENSBURG, PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1864.; Language. INGENIOUS CSE3 ASD KI3U5ES. The English language, perhaps more than any other, is capable of queer and ingenious u.-c?, misuses, transformations and comb: nations. The student of the curiosities of literature is astonished at its wonderful susceptibility to odd ranks iu the way of orthography, syntax, pro.-ody, pronunciation, rhvme and translation. f-'oa:e curious effect.'' are sometinjcs pro duced by an ingenious arrangement of prciiuociilion. A device has often been used in political and other partisan nongs called "echo verse."," iu which the sounds of the words of a line ara repeated after the manner t-f an echo, the whole, being so contrived as to express 6onie MirniScaut mean ins;. This, though a short fi tciincn, is a good illustration : "What are they who pay three guineas To hear a tune of lVanini's? (Echo) Pack o' uinnics 1" PLAT Cl'OX WOUDS. Of course, the whole innumerable host of puns, j;ood and bad, .which are floating about in books and nt ws j.a jrs, as well as in social circles, are all predicated upon similarities in rrt.t.untiution. A pun 1 that has in it a sharp and witty meauiuir is a gMid thing; but the itmuet.se ucal o? trash' and of far fetched coustiuetious that are put iu circulation by labors alter the pun, which is worth nothing if it is not pont:iut ous, h: 6 yiven t his kind ofliterature a bad reputation, to that few good ant bors will use it. The similaftty of sounds has giveu rise to such senseless prod iet ions as the following, which may be queer but certain! v not witty : -Mr.lopp, of Toppville, ia Pcpp coun ty, fancying himself to be very popular w'ith his ladylove, 'popped the question' to her under the pop!-f tree, when she referred, him to her pappy, who, when i hla ruiicMit... ljihorinir under the intiuer.ee of ginger pop, popped I opp out of the door to the tuue tf 'iVp Goes the Weasel " Or this: 'You have no business to have any huiiuess with other peoples' business; but mind y our own business, and that is Irufiiness enough.'! Here is a traveler's report of a coevcr eation with a baokwoodman : "Whose house t" Mogs'." "Of what built?" "Loss" "Any neighbors "Frogs." "What is the soil V "JJogs." "The climate T "Fogs." "Your diet ?" "ilog." "How do you catch them?" "Dogs." An original instance is given ofanswor ing two questions at a time : "Here, Biddy, my darlint, -what's the time o'night, and where'a the pertaty pudding V "It's eight, sir." Which may as well be followed by an account of a curious misunderstanding:- "I came for the saw, sir," said an.ur chiti. "What saucer?" "Why the saw, eir, that you borrrowed." "I borrowed no saucer." "Sure you did, sir, borrowed our saw, 6ir." "He off, I neve eaw your saucer." "But you did, sir, there's the saw, sir, now, sir. "Oh ! you want the saw !" Here is a Quaker toast that has a thought in it : "This is me and mine to thee and thine. I wish when thou and thine couto to ce me and mioe, that me and mine will treat thee aud thine as kindly a thee and thine have treated mo ud mine." This is a new version of the old compli ment which runs tomcwhat after this wise : "I wish thee and thy folks loved me and my folks a? well as mo and my folks love thee aud thy folks. For sure, theie never was folks lincc folks was folks that ever loved folks half so well as mo and my folks love thee and thy folks." WOEDS WITHOUT KnYMUS. Poets have been often greatly puzzled to find rhymes for particular words. It is paid there is no word in the English lan guage which fairly rhymes with "step" or "mouth." Byron Kays it is impossible to find a rhyme for the word "silver."- Every little while some inquisitive genius proclaims that a particular word is with out a rhyme, and challenges the world to disprove his scrtion. Forthwith many people cudgel their, brains, and sometimes do produce the desired vord. Some years ago the Knickerbocker offered a brass quarter dollar to the person who could fiud a rhyme to the word "window." The prize was earned by the following effort, which furnishes the rhyme and has some fun in it as well : A cruel man a beetle caught, And to the wall him pinned, oh l I WOULD RATHER BENIGHT TIIAN PRESIDENT. Hsbt Clay. Then said the beetle to the crowd, j "Though I'm stuck up I am not proud !" And his soul went out of the window. Somebody challenged a rhyme for the word "carpet," and the followiug was the best production elicited, styled "Lines to a Pretty Bar-maid :" Sweet maid of the inn, 'Tis surely no sin To toast such a beautiful ba pet; Believe nie, my dear, Your feet would appear At home on a nobleman's carpet. A rhynieWas fouud for Timbuctoo, a3 -follows : I went a hunting on the plains, The plains of Timbuctoo ; I shot one buck for all my pains, And he was a slim buck, too. And also for "garden :" Though Afric's lion be not here, Iu showman's stoutly barrM den, An '"Irish Lion" you may seo At large in inter Gardeu. Hood, in his humorous poems, cither originated or adopted the idea of dividing words at the end of a line for the sake of rhyme. The following, which is floating about, is a specimen, of that kiud of com position : . A j-ear old to-day is little Mollie Roiapiug, nnisy, fat and jolly ; Too young to walk, and like a polly wog excite I she goes froli cking about the floor, and golly, What a laugh I Leonine verse3 are those in which the terminations rhyme with the central words. An inscription in the Chapter House of York L'athedral is a beautiful specimen of this : "Ut Rosa fion florum, sie est demusista do morula." FO&EIGN'LKS AND THE ENGLISH LASOtjAQE, The English language must appear fearfully and wonderfully made to a for eigner. Oue of them, looking at a picture of a number of vessels, said, "See, what a fiaek of aWfw He was told that a flock cf ships was aiu.i but that a fleet of fdiccp was called a flock. And it was added, f o. hii guidance iu mastering the intricacies of our language, that a flock of girls is called a bevy, that a bevy of wolves is called a pack, and a pack of thieves is called a gang, and a gang of angels is called a host, and a host of porpoises is called a shoal, and a sliGal of bucalocs is called a herd, and a herd of children is called a covey, aud a covey of beauties is called a galaxy, and a galaxy cf ruCians is calied a horde, and a horde of rubniaU is called a heap, and a heap of oxen is called a drove, 2nd a drove of blackguards is called a mob, and a mob of whales is called a school, and a school of worship ers is called a congregation, and a con gregation of engineers is called a corps, aud a corps of robbers is called a band, and a band of locusts is called a swarm, and a swarm of people is called a crowd, and a crowd of gentlefolks is called the eltle, and the clile cf the city's thieves and rascals are called the roughs, aud the miscellaneous crowd of city folks is called the community, or the public, ac cording as they aro spoken of by the religious community or secular public. Now, again, the Hudson river is fast when the ice is immovable, and then the ice disappeared very fast, for it was loose. A clock is called fast when it is quicker than time ; but a man is told to stand fast when he is desired to remain stationary. People fast when they have nothing to cat, and cat fast, consequently, when opportu nity offers. A story is told of a German wlio at tempted to court in English, with the aid of a dictionary. Having obtained an interview with an English lady who, hav ing recently lost Ler husband, must be open to new oilers, he opened the business tli us : "High-born madam, siucoyour husband have kicked the bucket " " Sir 1" interrupted the lady, astonished and displeased. 'OI, pardc-n nine, frjn thousand par don ! Now I make a new beginning quite order beginning. Madame, sinco your husband have cut his stick " It may be supposed" that this did not mend matters; and reading as much in the lady's countenance, hct-aid, perspiring with shame at. having a second time in issed fire : . "Madam, since your husband haa gone to kingdom come " This he said beseechingly; but the lady was past propitiation by this time, and rapidly moved toward the door. Taking a'lxst hurried look at his dictiona ry, tho German flew after the lady, crying out in a voice of despair "Madam, since your husband, your most respected husband, have hopped de twig" . . This was his sheet anchor, and as this also "camo home," of cjurse tho poor man was totally wrecked. It turned. out that the dictionary he had used had put down the verb slerbcn (to die) with the following worshipful scries of equivalents : 1. To kick .the bucket. 2. To cut one's stick. 3. To g& to kingdom come. 4. To hop the twig ; to hop"off the perch into Davy's locker. A French gentlemen, who was caress ing a dog one day, remarked, "I love de dogs, de cats, de sheep, ue pigs, in snori anything that is beastly." Of courso we make as funny mistakes in other languages, if we only knew it. "Miss Blank, it is known, is accustomed to say That of t.11 her mistakes, the absurdest and oddest Occurred when she called a French modiste modest." TUB HUMOROUS VKIS. An individual is told of as doing bus iness in one of the markets, who is down on customers who don't speak properly. "What's eegs, this rooming?" says a cus tomer. "E'J'J, of course," says the dealer. "I mean, how do they go?" ;,Go where?" "Sho says the customer, getting up his fury, ' what for eggs ?" "Money, money sir! or good endorsed credit'" says the dealer. "Don't you understand the English language, sir f " says the cus tomer. "Not as you mix it and ming'.e it, I don't !' responded the egg mcrchaut. "What is the price per dozen for your eggs?" "Ah, now you talk," says the dealer. "Sixteen cents a dozen is the price, sir !" They traded. But it appears that another customer, who, on asking "what's eggs this morning ?" was answered "eggs of course," responded, "well, I am glad of that, for the last I got of you were half chickens." A Dutchman had two pigs a large one aud a small one. The smallest being the oldest, he was trying to explain to a cus tomer, and did it in this wise : "Tho little pig is the piggesU" Upon which his viow, assuming to correct him, said : "You v ill. excuse him, he no speak as good .f;ngrtn as me he no means the Kile pig is te p'ggcst, but te young little pig i te oldest." In a Dutch translation of Addison's Gato the words ".Plato, thou reasonest well," are rendered : "Just so you are very right, Myohcer Plato." "The dear little things," said an old nurse of her mistress' twin children ; "one looks so muchlike both, you can't tell tVther from which !" The contradictions of pronunciation in the termination "ough" are amusingly displayed in the following lines : "Wife, make me some dumpling9 of dough, They're better than meat for my cough ; Pray let them be boiled till hot through, But not till they're heavy or tough. Now I must be ott to tho plough, And the boys (when they've had enough) Must keep the flies off with a bough While the old mare drinks at the trough." A report of a prize fight must be a very interesting thing for a foreigner to trans late. A very simple report of a fight, in which some "game" individual mounted the ladder cf fame from the area of the prize ring by a certain number of "rounds," tells us that the combatants struck each other with their mawleys and bunches of fives upon tho head, the nut, the cone, the conk, the canister, the noddle, the mug, tbe knowledge-box ; the nose, the sneezer, the snorcr, the snuffer, the snaff-tray, the nozzle, tho mazzard ; the eyes, the ogles, the optics, the peepers; the moufli, the kisser, the whistler, tho oration trap ; drawing the blood, the claret, the ruby, the crimson, the home-brewed, the gravy ; and in several instances kuocking the unfortunate kuocker off his pins, his pegs, his fctumps, and his foundation, to say nothing of boring, fibbing and sending him to grass. Who wants the belt ? So, it must be interesting to a foreigner who relics on his dictionary to hear the talk of "dead heat-," "small potatoes, few in a hill," "bully boys," "big thing?," and things that or.ecau't see." The initials "O. K ," which mean "Oil Korrect," are at least twenty years old. 1KQEMOCS USES OF LANGUAGE. Let us notice sonio of -the ingenious things -that can be done vith the lan guage. The repetition of the same class of ihymes is common, but the following epistle may yet bo readable : Madam Most worthy of estimation, after long consid eration, And much meditation, beyond disputation You possess my admiration ; and if such ob lation Is worthy of observation, and can obtain consideration, It will be aggrandization beyond all calcula tion, To the joy and exultation Of yours, Sass Dissimulation". Paliadroiues, or lines that read the same backward and forward, are fruquent in Latin or Greek; but it is quite difficult to construct them in English. The law yer's motto, "Si minimi immunis"' is a go 3d specimen of a Latin one. Tbe hest in English is Adam's first observation to Eve, "Madam. I'ru Adam." ' Here :i scntiicft of thirrv-twu wards. I which some ingenious child has construct- j ed with just the letters found in the word maiden. "Ida, a maiden, a mean man named Ned Dean, and Media, a mad dame, made me mend a die and a dime,' and mind a mine in a dim deu in Maine." The following queer sentence originated, like many other odd things, in one of our monthly magazines : "Sator arepo tenet opera rotdi." 1. This spells backward and forward all the same. 2. Then, taking all the first letters of each word, spells the first word. 3. Then, taking nil the second letters of each word, spells the second word. 4. Then, all the third, and soon through the fourth and fifth. 5. Then, commencing with the last letter of each word, spells the last. G. Then, the next to the last of each word, and so on through. Here is the way a grammarian conjuga ted the increasing heat: "Hot, hotter, hottest, hottentot, hotten toter, hotteototest hotttentotissimo, hot tentotissinjus, hot as .an oven, hot ai two ovens, hot as four ovens, hot as seven ovens, hot!" A gentleman who could not pronounce the letter 11, was asked to read the follow ing : "Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs For roasting the rabbit so rare." He evaded the difficulty in the following ingenious manner : "Bobby gave Dickey a thump in the side, For cooking the bunny so little."' We will close by relating a marvel in the way of Joiric done by Granger. He was a remarkably ugly man, but contend ed that he was the handsomest thing in the world. He proved it thus: "The handsomest part of the world," said he, "is Europe; of Europe, France; cf France. Paris ; of Paris, the University; of the University, the College of ; in the College of ; the handsomest room is mine; in my room I am the handsomest thinsr in the world." THE SciILF.SWJa-HoLSTEIN Matteh. Punch thus lucidly explains thn Dan ish diiliculty, of which so much has been said and written of late : "Young person." who dine out, and wish to be con sidered well-informed young diners out, must desire to be able to answer, in a few simple words, the question so frequently put as to the real vaue of the diiSculry about the King of Denmark's succession to the Schieswig- Holstcin auqjiies. Mr. 1'unth will explain the matter in a mo ment. The case is this: King Chritian, being an agnate, is the collateral heir mah of the German Diet, and consequently the Duchy of Hoisteiu, beipir mediatised, could only have ascended to tbe Laudgra vine of Hesse in default of consanguinity in the younger branch of the Sonderburg- , Glueksburgh, and therefore Sehleswig, by the sut render of tho Duke of baxe-Coburg Gotha, was acquired as a fief in remainder by the morganatic marriage of Frederick VII. This is clear enough, of course. The difficulty, howevor, arises from the faet that while the Danish protocol of j 1852, which was drawn up by Lord Jpaimcrston, but signed by Lord Maltnes- bury, repudiated rx 2ost jicto the claims of Princess Mary, of Anhait, as remainder woman to the Electoress of Augustcnburg. it only operated as a vti jnssiJetis in reTereiiec to the interests of Prince Chris tian, of Schleswig-Holslein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg, while Baron Bunsen's pro test against Catholicism, under the terms of the Ediot of Nante, of course barred the whole of the lineal ancestry of the Grand Duke from claiming by virtue of the Salic clause of the Pragmatic Sanction. The question is, therefore. cxhautivcly reduced to a very narrow coinpa?s, and the dispute simply is, wheth er an agnate who is not c-nanuinous can, as a Lutheran, hold a fief which i clothed by mediatisation with the charac ter of a neutral belligerent. This is really all that is at issue, aud those who seek to complicate the case by introducing the extraneous statement, true, no doubt, in Jtself, that the Princess of Wales, who is the daughter ot the present King ot Denmark, made no public renunciation of either of the duchies or the ivory hair brushes, when she dincdwith Lord Mayor Rose, arc simply endeavoring to throw dust in the eyes of Europe." tQ- Major French, Commissioner of Public Buildings and jrouuds, recom mends that the President's house be abandoned as a residence, on account of the bad condition of the basement. Eji. In the Thanksgiving prnycr which preceded his sermon, lienry Ward Beech ec pr iyed heartiiy for the newspapers of the country, which be styled "Monarcbs of tbe land " f $2.00 lEIl AXUM. I $1.50 IN ADVANCE NUMBER 19. Educational Department. All communications intended for this eolumm should be addressed to "The AUejAanian." Our County and its Schools. "We wish to call the attention of Directors to . a few facts in regard to the public sch.ol$ throughout the county, and especially those iu the country districts. The win ter session will, in many placc3, sooa , close. In view of this fact, it would bo w.dl for those interested to ask them--selves, and diligently to inquire, whether the school affairs cf their district have . beer, successfully administered. To thi ; end, we would invite their attention, first. A 9 J to the character and capability of tho teacher, and, second, to the text-booki placed iu the hands of the children. Throughout the county are manywor-; thy and capable teachers. On the other hand, there are far more who should be taught from the most primary principles up, intead of teaching others. Every, person -acqiiaiuTed with educational mat ters in Cambria knows this tact cannot be gainsayed. Of course, there is a causo, underlying all this. It is not our in ten' tion, however, to seek causes, but to point out facts and remedies. School-money is virtually thrown away when given to. incompetents, ftor doe3 the evil stop with the wasting of a few paltry dollars. It may-be the last opportunity that somo boy haa for attending school. If he ia under the tutelage of an incapable instruc tor, we only half state the case by saying that the Republic may thereby lose a good and intelligent citizen. --Well say you, "how is the matter to be helped ?'; We answer, "Cambria should have soma f iitalk place of instruction for her IcacJiers and if she has not, and especially if sho cannot have, she should, by raising tho standard of qualification, compel a resort either to sclf-applicatica or to the educa tional institutions of other counties." "But," say you again, "in that case wo ought to increase tho pay." Exactly so. It ismiscrab!e economy indeed to buy a poor article because it sells at a poor price. Better have yood teachers and pay them a fair price, than to throw half-wages away on makeshifts. Don't you think so? Now for the text-books in many of our country schools. The instances are not rare not by any means in which from six to a dozen scholars come to Echool with from six to a dozen text-looks of dif ferent authors on the same brani. In many places, the North American Arith metic, and Lyman Cobb's Headers and Speller, are still used. These have served their purpose, but their day is long sinco past. Their advent was coeval with that of our school system. Other works have come since these founded on the experi ence had during the past thirty ot forty years, and which, of course, are as much superior to them as our present system of education is to that of earlier times. But to return to the variety of text books on the same branches. It is a sheer impossibility for a teacher to do justice to scholars with such a variety of text-books. Their order of arrangement will most likely be different. Their man ner cf treating tho subject will also differ! Hence all the teacher's efforts properly to classify the school will at once be thwar ted. The assignment of lessons, too, where such diversity of authors exists, must be a source cf continual annoyance, aud also tbe means of wasting valuable time. Again, it often happens that there arc various ways of treating problems of similar character. One book has ono method and another a different one of treating such problems. Now, the teacher, in his explanations, should not, in general, vary to a great extent from the manner of explanation in the book. Under tho cir cumstance supposed, he cannot conform to all, and as a result, some of the scholars must be confounded by the multiplicity of explanations. Directors, think oa theaa things. Wisdom is tho principal thing j therefore get wisdom ; and with all thy get tiBg get understanding Proved: TERMS .f if. n- t? ! I : I t n ir