IP Hy HTl' PfPf OSf iMl Hv 111 . 4 R.lltKCJt. Ed Itor and Proprietor. I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT THAN PRESIDENT. Heket Clat. TERMS-R2' PER AlVrVUM. I AI VAIVCE. 4. If VOLTJME 4. I - - Z-r TUC CVDCPTCn I CTTCD pTTj H!L -JL'g-ETIt. J. I I Ilk LArLblLU L.L. 1 ILIU I L.IST OF POST OFFICES. PostOJieet. rost Masters, 'strict' Bethel Station Enoch Reese, Black hck. rwrolltown, William M. Jones, Carroll. Chesa Springs, Danl. Litzinger, Cuest. r mwEh, A. G. Crooks, Taylor. Ebensbunr. John Thompson, Ebensburg. Fallen Timber, Isaac Thompson, fUllitiln. J. M. Christy, Galhtzm. SSock Wm Tilej Jr., yasht'n. Johnstown, I. E: Chandler, Johnst'wn. Loreno M. Adlesberger, Loretto. Mineral Point, E. Wissinger, Conemgh. M-mter A. Durbin, Monster. Pliuavillc, Andrew J Ferral, Susq'han. Iceland G. W. Bowman, White. V.iln Level. (ieorjrc vunraa, w..--- RomUn. B.M'Colgan, Wasbt'n. B. F. Slick, royle. sammcruui, A: ' t, vt'n. waaore, MorrlsJIeil, S'rnerhul. CHUHCIIES, MIMSTERS, &C. Preihvtc-ian Rev. T'. Harbison, rastor; Preaching every Sabbath morning at 10 o'clock, aad in the evening at 3 o clock. Sab oath School at 1 o'clock, A. M. Trayer meet in? every Thursday evening at 6 o clock. Methodist Episcopal Church Re v.S. T. Scow, Treacher in charge. Rev. W. Loso, Assis tant. Preaching every Sabbath, alternately at 10 o'clock in the morning, or 7 in the vening. Sabbath School at 9 o'ctock, A. M. Frarer meeting every Thursday evening, at 7 o'clock. . " Welch Independent -Rev Ll. R- PowELt, P.tstor. Prearhing evety Sabbath morning at 10 o'riock, and in the evening at 6 o'clock. Sabbath School kt 1 o'clock, P. M. Prayer meeting on the first Monday evening w month ; and on everv Tuesday, Thursday and FriJay evening, excepting the first week in ech' month. Cahinutic Methodist Rev. Jons Williams, rtor. Preaching e7erv Sabbath evening at 2 and 6 o'clock. Sabbath School at 10 o'clock, A. M. Piayer meeting every Friday evening, at 7 o'clock. Society every Tuesday evening 7 o'clock. Dittiple s Rev. W. Lloyd, Fastor.--rreacta-ln every Sabbath morning at 10 o'clock. 'fartieul.tr UrptistaU . David Jenkins, Pastor. Preaching every Sabbath evening at 3 o'clock. Sabbath School at at 1 o'clock, P. A. CatholicZ-V.zv. M. J. Mitchell, Pastor. Sirriccs every Sabbath morning at JO1 o clock ai Vespers at 4 o'cloclt in the evening. EDEXSBntO 31 AILS. MATLS ARRIVE. Esgtern, dailr, at 10 o'clock, A. M. Western, " at 10 o'clock, .A M. MAILS CLOSE. Eastern, daily, at 3 o'clock, P. M. Western, at 8 o'clock, P. M. S&TThn mails from Bntler.I ndiana.Strongs town, &c, arrive on Thursday of each week, at 5 o'clock, P. M. Leave Ebeasbarg on Friday of each week, t b A. M. J5,The mails from Newman's Mills, Car folltown, &?., arrive on Monday, Wednesday aad Friday of each week, at 3 o'clock, P. 51. Leave Ebensburg on Tuesdays. Thursdays aol Saturdays, at 7 o'clock, A. M. " UAIfiROAD SC5IEWlTX.E CP.ESSON STATION West Rlt. Express leaves' at " F.i3t Line u 4 .Mail Train . 14 Est Through Express " Fast Line 44 F st Mail ,44 " Through Accom. ; WILMORE STATION. WstRalt. Express leaves at 44 Mail Train 44 Emv Through Express 44 Fast Mail . 44 " Through Accom. 44 7.5S 9.11 .7.58 7.5S 12.27 6.58 9.29 a.21 8.2"5 7.30 6 30 8:53 A. M. P. M. P. M. P. M. P. M. A. M. A. M. A. M. P. M. P. M A. M A. M COUXTY OFFICEXIS. Jvdgtt-of the Courts President, Hon. Geo tylor, Huntingdon; Associates, George W. Kisley, Henry C. Devine. Prcthonotary Joseph M'Donald. Regitttr and Recorder Edward F. Lytle. Sherif John Buck. Diitriet Attorney. Philip S. Noon. Count: Conii.mttioner James Cooper, Pe Ur J. Little, John Campbell. Treafire- Thomas Callin. Fotr House Directors William Douglass, George Delany, Irwin Ruflcdge. Ioer Ilixtft Treasurer George C. K. Zahm. Auiitors Thomas J- Nelioc, William J. i'.liaia-?, George C. K". Zahm. Count- Survey sr. Henry Scanlan. droner. -James Shannon. Utrcantil". Appraiser Geo. W. Easly. Sjp't. of Ccmmon Schools Henry Ely. EnEXSISrRG BOR. OFFICERS. B0OCO!I AT LAROE. Justices of the Peace. David H. Roberts HsrrUon Kinhe-id. i-w-Jnnies !yers. M..i r . i r t j Tu:iC! vewn uirecioTs Aei i.ioyu,x ;iu nuiu, Joshua D. Parrish, Hugh Joues, E. J. Mills, v?id J. Jones, EART WAHD. Ctnetable Evan E. Evans. Town Couneil J ohn J. Evans, Thomas J. rie, John W. Roberts, John Thompson, D. J- Joaea. fiipectort William D. Davis, L. Rodger. Jnij of Election Daniel J. Davis. 4'essor Lemuel Davis.' WEST WAED. ContlahU M. M. O'Neill. TbxTi Couneil R. S. Bnnn, Edward-GlaJs, John A.-Blair, John D. Thomas. Geortz W. Itsptctoit William Barnes, Jno. LT. Evirns J if Election Michael H?on. J 'Olaggie, lass ! come in ! 'Tis too late for Roger to-day," and you are at the door all the day long." "Nay, only when the work is all done nr. father. I -can see Roger so much sooner, and my heart Is heavy waitiDg for new3. "You heard last m6nth " "Last month ! Yes, early in May', and 'tis now the last of June. O, father, the days are Jong, when the ocean rolls be tween Martin ad me 1" ' 41 You think he will send tor you soon, lass!" "If it were not for leaviDg you, I should say, I hope. so. lut when 1 think ot you, and Annie here " And Maggie's voice faltered as she bent over the babe in her arms. - 4Well, well, we must get on as best we can. There, my iron is hot, and I must stop chatting. The heavy clang of the falling hammer filled the blacksmith s shop ; but Maggie, who had been hushed to sleep by such niusie from her babyhood, mused, unheed ing the clear, ringing sound. She was very pretty, this lowly heroine of mine, of the true English type, with rosy cheeks, and a complexion pure and white as ivory. " She had dainty rows of white even teeth, which, with a pretty winsome mouth, made ncr smile very beautiful. Her brown, waving hair was the true chestnut, throwing back in the sunlight rays of golden threads as bright as those or the invader who brought them into sight. She was the eldest child of Mark Lee, the blacksmith of the pretty hamlet of Landsdale, and one of the belles of the village. Yet, with the beaux of the whole neighborhood at her feet, 3Iag gie's constant heart had clung to the first love of her childhood the wooer of her girlhood, Martin. Hayes. Martin was her cousin by courtesy, and as handsome an English boy as ever drove a plough, or made his bow at beauty's shrine. It would have been a difficult matter for either of these young lovers to tell when they first loved. lYorn the time when Martin, soue five years old, was first per mitted to hold his baby cousin in his arms, his life's devotion was hers, and she ; gave him a sincere, earnest love in return. So as they grew to maturity, they learned how sad life must be to either wore they parted, and with. the. same trusting love ! that had submitted her baby -steps to his sturdy little arm, Magzie gave her wo- j man's heart to his honest, manly care. j They were very young when the black smith opened his large eyes wide at their j love story; but he gave them his hearty i consent, only stipulating that Martin h should have something wherewith to sup port a family before he took a wife. Now, as Martin was the eldest of nine children, and the son of a farmer not very well to do in liiV, this condition cost hiui many an anxious hour. His time was. valuable to his father, so like a dutiful son he worked .away, hoping for a turn of For tune's wheel, until he came of age j then, leaving two brothers to his place, he bade adieu to Maggie, and emigrated to Amer ica to win the right to claim his wife. Poor Maggie 1 It was the beginning l of sorrow for her when Martin pressed the f farewell kiss upon her lips, with a prom ise to send for her as soon as the New World had given him a niche to' place her in. The winter which followed his dopar? ture was a hard one, and the blacksmith's wife died, leaving a baby only a week old to Maggie's care. She had never had brother nor sister before, aud this wee burden became to her tender heart a sore weight. She loved it passionately, but this, very love added to her fear lest thro'. her ignorance it should sicken, perhaps .die. Mark wstthed with a father's love both, worried, too; lest Maggie should tire of her charge, or the babe suffer in such young, inexperienced hands. Yet, as the child grew older, and every steamer brought good news from Martin, the old Iislit came back to M aggie s eyes, the smiles to her lips, the roses to her cheeks! .Martin wa3 in a pleasant situation in the large wholesale store of feymmes & Rro., New. York. He had entered into their employ as porter; but his honesty, intel ligence, and good parts had made his 6crv ices "more valuable till he was admit ted as confidential messenger of the coun-ting-hou?e, respected and trusted, with a salary that would soon warrant his sending for Maggie to join him in America. This was the news in his last letter, written just two years after his departure from England, and Maggie sat in the doorway of the blacksmith's shop musing over it all, thinking proudly of her Martin, ten derly of his love, regretfully of her father, and oh! so a&xiomd of the little sister ou br knee. Sometimes raising her soft, dark eyes from Annie's laughing face, the looked EBENSBURG, PA., THURSDAY, MAY longingly down the sunny road, as if her very wiahes could bring Roger's red coat and go!d-bandedhat in sight. Roger was the Queen's mail from Landsdale ; and Roger was a boy lover of Maggie's. He dearly loved to tease her about the 4etters, certain that his reward for bringing one would be the sweetest dish of fruit and best glass of ale from Maggie's cellar. Tho long summer afternoon was fast turn ing to twilight, and Maggie had determi ned to go in, thinking her hope and watching over for the day, when Annie, sitting up, clapped her hands to greet Roger's pony as it came down the road on a fu.l gallop. "ltoger ! . Father ! He is coming Mark looked up, gave a little grunt of approval, and then resumed his hammer ing. "No letter for roe, Roger ?" askd Mag gie, half crying, as he made a feint of dashing past. "Letter for you, Miss Macie Leti tcr for you ? O, now you mention it, I think there is a letter for you. - "Quick! Oh, Roger, how long you fumole in that bag ! Give it tome." uCan't. It's against orders to" trust the mail out of our own hands. Ah !" and he slowly dismounted and stood leaning against a tree, just out of reach of Mag gie's impatient hand. . ' "Oh, Roger, give it to me I" 4Mis3 Maggie Lee," read the provoking Roger, "per Asia's mail. America oh, pshaw ! it can't be for you. You have no beau away out there." "Oh, Roger, don't tease me ! Come eive me the letter, ana vou shall have a drausht of the old ale vou like so well." "You are sure it is for you ?" he said, holding it out, and Joaking with mischie vous eyes into her smiling lace, lighten by th'e pleasant certainty of her auxiously, expected letter being there ac last. "Give the lass her letter, saia Mark, gruffly, looking up from his eternal ham mering j" and, with a comie affectation of extreme terror, Roger tossed the letter into the baby's lap, sprang upon his pony, and was off lik a shot. There was a long, long silence. Annie had let the soft white eyelashes falfover her blue eyes : the long shadows were falling around the house before Maggie raised her eyes from her letter. Then her father's 44 Well, 3Iaggie !" roused her. 44 He wants me to return in the Asia, father ; or, if that is too soon, to write bv bef at what time I can come." "-Well, Maggie," for her voice had fal tered, and.her eyes filled. "Oh, father I you and Annie "You expected it, Maggie. .You are all ready." "Yes; but" "Rut you think the lassie and I will miss vou. cjo we win, no aouet ; lor ou've been a jrood trirl, Majrjne ; but I ave been waiting ibr that "letter to tell you a piece of news." "News I and she looked up wonder- injriv. "1 never would have placed a step mother over you, Maggie, for you've been housekeper and mother; but a? you are to go away to I pray and tract a happy home, I am going to marry again." "Yes she crasped ; "yes who? . "Mrs. Lawrence. She " . -"Oh, father 1" cried Maggie, joyfully. "You are willing to trust Annie and me to her'r "Annie would have died in the first month of her life if Mrs. Lawrence had not been so kind to her, and so willing to tesch me. O, father, she is so good, so gentle ! Oh, you mrrst be happy ; only," and she laid her head lovingly on her father's arm, "she must not make you forget Mnggie."- - . "Nothing can n:uke me forget Maggie. Sue has been too long the sunshine of my home for that," said her father. "Writo to Martin -by the Asia that you will leave in the next steamer, for you must stay to the wedding lass." It was a quiet, happy wedding a few days later ; and accompanied by her fath er, sister, and the new . mother, - Maggie went to Liverpool. The parting was sad; but that once over, the young girl would let none but happy, hopeful thoughts fill the hours of a long voyage across the Atlantic. She was going to Martin. Fifty times a day she looked into her little mirror to see if she, was as fair as when. Martin left her, and the little locket that contained his picture was cousulted as often, with speculations as to where and how the past two years had changed him. An old Irish woman, who was on her way to iin her "two gurls, shure in Ameriky,"0 became Maggie's especial friend and confidant; and many an hour was spent in telling her old frieud of her j true-hearted manly lover. ! "You'll see him at the landing ; heMl meet me there. I'm euro he'll meet me for I wrote by what steamer 1 wo-'d come." I At last the long, weary voyage was over, and the vessel arrived at the port of New York. Maggie's heart beat high ; but she kept near her friend, Mrs. ' Mi chaclhenny, watching from the deck for the face and form she was sure she could distinguish even in that confusing, crowd ed'mass of human beings.-.' Mrs. Michael henuy's two "gurls' Mary and idraj the latter leaning on the arm of " John Mur phy, my husband," as Bhe proudly introduced him, good-naturedly waitiug with the pretty English girl, cheeringher with hope, as her heart grew heavy with long, weary waiting. The long day drew to a close; and all, the passengers had left the vessel; the wharf was cleared of its-bustling crowd, the heavily laden drays had "rolled off with their burdens, hacks full of smiling friends had claimed their relations or visitors from the steamer and driven away, yet Martin did not come. "Come home. with us the night' urged Nora Murphy, "and y&u'll have the clear day to-morrow to hunt him shurs. Johu will show you the way, if you know the store. . "Symmes & Brother, Maggie. -Street," aid Och ! Ain't I working, just foininst it, the other side of the street ? I'll take you in the morning early. Come home, honey ; you are while as a sheot with the worry." "Rut I am strange to you," faltered Maggie. "Never mind that," said Nora kindly ; "you can stay the one night, at any rate. Perhaps he is extra busy, and can't get off." Rut poor Maggie could not admit that coinforting assurance. She felt sure that no trifle would keep Martin from meeting her at that time, and his employers, of whom she had had many accounts, were not, she was certain, the men to detain him. With a very anxious heart, she accepted the kindly offered hospitality of her new friends, passing a wakeful night full of sad fotebodings. He must be sick ; perhaps, she shuideringly thought- dead. Oh ! fur moruiu, to see those who knew him I Conclusion next veth. Spicy Correspondence letveen sx Butternut and a Soldier. Tha following correspondence has been sent us from Mnrfreesboro, Tennes see, lor publication. "It is genuine. - . Hamilton, Ohio, ) Scndat, March 22, 1863. DrAU Ron : I suppose you were in a harder battle New Years than I ajid Rash were with the skunk, and more sewous, too.- I suppose that before this reaches you that you will have been in another. From what you say, I suppose it is an awful sight to see the slaughter of men. You undoubtedly know of tho heavy draft that is awaiting us. The people t here are all of one mind that is to resist ; the draffs They all say that they will rebel against it. I don't know hew that will work, but if they do I am in. Do you think the soldiers will fight us if they were brought up here to take us ? I don't. I think they would be wise if they would throw down their arms. Rob, j we' had a big Democratic meeting in Ham- llton, yesterday, and the speakers all said they would have big fighting here soon. One. said that Lincolu would be out of-the White House in less than three mopths. Rob, there must certainly be some rough times here before long. Rob, you may know that us boys had big times in Hutu-' ilton yesterday. We listened to tho speaking until we got tired, the next was euchre and bar. Well, Rob, I must quit for this time. Write scon if you djn't get killed. J. II., Jk. EEPLT. Mu.rfreeseoro, April 2, 1863. John Your cowardly and disgraceful letter is just received. You can better imagine than I can define my disgust at receiving such a contemptible and treas onable letter from one claiming to be a citizen of the American Republic. A man raised and educated under tho auspices of the best Government ever enjoyed by any people, who has so de generated in the scale of morality and love of country, is an object of contempt rather than of sympathy. I blush to think that one of my former associates, who but a short time since, boasted of love for hia country and her freo institu tions, is to-day, from motives of cowardice, cringing in the attitude of supplication at the shrine of the Southern Confederacy. What has so recently come over the spirit of your dreams, that you can thus meanly repudiate both your God and your coun try ? The sentiments which you express javor very much of human depravity. Have- you lost all tho pride of manhood ? ILsve you become eo demoralized, as thu3 to ackuowelcdge yourself at once a traitor 7J 1863. and a disgrace to the free institutions of the country which gave you birth ? May God, in his infinite justice, prosper the glorious cause for which the Federal arms are contending; while to the wretched torment of fire and brimstone, in the deepest gorge of hell, consign, not only the rebels in arms against our govern ment, but also and three fold mere deserv ing the unprincipled and cowardly wretch es who openly. avow themselves traitors, but who have not the moral courago to take up arms in favor of the rebellion for which they profes? so much sympathy. If such men as Vallandigham and his followers expect to receive mild treatment at the hands of the soldiers in this department of the army, they are laboring under a most woeful delusion. .The scorching flames of hell would be to them a welcome Relief if they should be unfor tunate enough, to-fall into the hasds of our justly indignant army. You greatly mistake the loyalty of those who so freely jrave their blood at the battle of Stone River, if, for a. single moment, you entertain the opiuion that we would justis fy you -ia resisting the draft. We will, with one accord, lay down our lives in support of the cause for which we enlisted, but never, till the last armed loe expires, will we inloriously lay down our arms, as intimated ia your letter. We will return home-for uo other purpose than to bayonet and, if need be, exterminate "all such contemptible treason-mougers as you have described. This letter will no doufct conclude our correspondence, to whien I do not object; and, since you have taken the liberty to write such an insulting letter to me, I.propo'se to deal plainly with you, and, in doing so, allow me to say that all your boast about resist ing the draft is mere cowardly bombast. You and. all of your stripo lack the cour age to resist the draft. You will, no doubt, purchase a revolver, and talk loudly about resistance, as all cowards do ; but, mark me for the expression, you will never use them. I despise a coward as I despise the Devil, and forever henoe you arc in my humble estimation, a cringing coward, .of the lowest order. Only think for a single-moment of a spirit so con temptible as to express the- viish that we might desert the graves of our brethren to the desecration of rebels. Go on in I your mad career of opposition to the war, but remember, that the day is fast approaching when you will gladly give jour right arm to be able to recall the treasonable acts of the past. If you desire to know how your letter was receiv. ed here, you can readily determine from the following. One of the boys present when it was read, remarked that "If you were here your skin would be taken off and twisted into whip-lashes, with which to lash your soul to llell." Ail denounce th'o author of such a treasonable letter as a mean, contemptible coward, who daro not fijcht for or against his country. With every sentiment of profound dis gust, I subscribe myself, forever, the enemy of traitors at homo and rebels in in arms, whilsi I am unalterably for the Union. R. M. M'COV, Co. F, C3th Rcg't. OLio Volunteers. Inciter from Mr. Chase. The following is a correct copy of the letter of Mr. Chose to the Loyal National Lepgue, in response to their invitation to attend the Sumter meeting :. "Washington, April 9, 13G3. "Gentlemen : Imperative demands on my time compel me to deny myself tho gratification of attending the meeting to which you kindly invife me. "You will meet to send words of cheer to our brave generaia and soldiers ia the Geld ; to rebuke treason in-the panoply of war ; to maintain inviolate the integrity of the national territory and the supremi cy of the national constitution and laT.vs ; to strengthen the hands and nerve the heart of tho President for the great work to which God and the people have called him. For what worthier purposes can American citizens now assemble? "It is my fixed faith, gentlemen, that God does cot mean that this American republic shall perish. Notwithstanding all the violence and all the machinations of traitenrs and their sympathizers, on this or thc-othcrsidc of the Atlantic, our coun try will lire. ; "And while our country lives, slavery, the chie? source, aud cause, and agent of our ills, will die. The friends of the Union in the South; before rebellion, pre dicted the destruction of slavery as a con sequence of secession, if that madcess should prevail. Nothing, in my judg ment, is more certain than the fulfilment of these predictions. Safe in the States, before rebellion, from all federal interfe rence, slavery has come out from its shel ter, under state constitutions and laws, to assail tho national life. It will surely die, pierced .by its own fangs and stings. NUMBER 32; 44 What matter, now-how it dies? Whether as a consequence "or object of the war what matter ? Is this a time to split hairs of logic ? To me it seems that Providence indicated clearly enough how the end of slavery must come. It, comes in rebel slave states by military order, decree or proclamation ; not .to be disre garded or set aside ia any event' as a nullity, but maintained and executed with perfect good faith to all the enfranchised; and it will come in loyal slave states by the unconstrained action of the people and their legislatures, aided freely and gen erously by their brethren of the free states. I may be mistaken in this, but if I am another better way will be revealed. "Meantime it seems to me very necessa ry to say distinctly what many yet shrink from suying. The American blacks must be called into this conflict, not as cattle, not now, even, h contrabands, but as men. In the free slates, and, by the proclama--tion, in the rebel states, thev are free men. The Attorney-General, iV an omnion' which defies refutation, has prono'unced these freemen citizens of tho United States. Let, then, the exampleof Andrew Jackson, who did not hesitate to opposo colored regiments to Rritish invasion, b now fearlessly followed. Let these black?, acclimated, familiar with the country, ca pable of great endurance, receive suitabla military organization, and do their part. We need their good will, and must make them our friends. We must "have them for guides, for scouts, for all military service in camp or field for which they are qualified.. Thm employed; from a burflen'thcy will become a support, and the hazards, privations, and labors of tha white soldiers will-be proportionably di minished. "Some will object, of course. There are always objectors to everything practical. Let experience dispel honest fears and re fute captious or disloyal cavil. "Above all, gentlemen, let no doubt rest cn our resolution to sustain, with all our hearts and with all our means, the soldiers now in arms for the republic. Let their ranks be filled nn? ihrl supplies be sufficient and regular; let' uieir pay ce sure. .Let nothing ba wanting to them which can inara activity and efficiency. Let each brave officer and man realize that his country's love attends him, and that his country's hopes hang upon him; and inspired by this thought, let him dare and do all that is possible to be dared and done. "So, gentlemen, with tho blessing of God, will wc make a glorious future sure. I sec it rising before me how beautiful and grand ! There is.net time to speak ' of it now ; butfrom all quarters of the land comes tho voice of the sovereign people, rebuking faction, denouncing treason, and proclaiming the indivisible unity of the republic : and in th3 IIpavn insr.iro,! union of the people, for the sake of the union, is me sura promise of tho splendid hereafter., m "With great re?pect, yours very truly. 4'3- P. CHASE 4ITon. George Opdyke, George Griajo'ld, Esq., and.others, Committee of tLe Loyal National League, New York." In a private letter accompanying tha above Mr. Chase U3es the following word the latter of which may well bo adopted as a motto by every Loyal National League "What, said tho Roman orator when Catil ine armed against his country : Let what each man thinks cS-fcerning tho Republic be inscribed upon his forehead." JB&-The private secretary of a cabinet minister is a w'ag. The other day a young man, decidedly inebriated, walked into the executive chamber aud aiked for the Governor. 4!-What do you want with him 1" in quired the secretary. "Oh, I want an office with a good salary a sinecure." - ... . 'Well," replied the secretary, "I can tell you something better lor you than a sinecure you. -had better trv a water cure. A new idoi seemed to strike the young inebriate, and hevanished. 7-There is an Irishman employed as a bridge hand out west, on the Central railroad, who brags of having a time pieco that keeps correct time. He was haerd to remark a few mornings since, upon pulling out his watch : "If the sun ain't over that hill in a minute aud a " half he will bo late." S3 "Husband and wife should be ad apted to each other'd needs' said a gentle man. A" wag in company immediately put the following poser : "Are we then to infer, sir, that a woman without arms and a man without legs would be a fair match ?" JKsJT" A man's boots and shoes get tifrht by imrining watr, brt r-ir? - . f . r t f i