Hi NOK nn mm nn nn V JACOBY & SHUMAN, Publisher i. TRUTH AND RIGHT GOD AND OUR COUNTRY. - .. Two Dollars per Annan 1 zi Atfr&nVt' BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA CO-, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1866. mrB. VOL. L NO: VOL. XXX- OI-D SERIES. flfW TTTIV MM) BEMOGKAT AMD ST ILj UJ lVILiED A T J)R. MARSHALL'S CATARRU SNUFF, , This Snuff bas thoroughly proved itself tm be the article innwi I or earing in. uuiiii, loid in Htti and HiiDicit. it has been fonad a. ex- 'client remedy in many can of Sore Eyes. Dsas- usss Baa been removed by it. aad But la Haa ottea ween (really improved by Ita me. It la fragrant and arreeably. and GIVES IMMEDIATE RELIEF To the doll heavy peine caused by dimaoee of the Head. The sensation a'ter asms It are seiifutiui ana Invigorating .It open and pargea .utall obstruction a. strengthens ilie glands, mad gives a healthy action to the parts anected. More than Thirty Years' Of Sale and ase of Da. Mtasu all's Citiui and Msaoachb Bntirs, baa proved iu.gr tat value for ail the common diaeaae. net be l)ad.aad at this moment ilataada higher ibaa ever before, Jt ia recommended by many of the best physicians, aod la aied with great nmiui saustacuoa eve rywhere. Readthe Certificates of Wholesale Drag- crista in 1854. The undersigned, having fo- many year been ac quainted with Dr. Mniatix'iUiTittR ib4 Hca- acnu fnvrr, d sold it in oar wh-elesaletrade cheer fully state.tbat w i elieve it to be equal in every re spect, to the reomiLcnd ationa given of for the cure ef Catarrhal Affections, and that it ia decidedly the eat article we have ever tuva lor all common dis eaiea of the Head. Burr at Perry, Bueton . Barnee Park. New Yoik Seed, Austin fc Co Brow a, Laansoa dt Co Reed, Cutler Jt (J " Beth W Fowle. - . Wilioa. Fairbaak Jc Co. Hen thaw, Edmauda Jc Co U U Hay. Portland. Me. )A B JtD Panda, Stephen Paul Jc Co Israel Minor Co TKeioa k Robbina A LScuvill Jt Co M Ward. Uoh Co f Bua Jc Gale. For Sale by all Drur,gits. Try It. Feb. 3, 1606 Jy. ' HELIEF IN TEN MINUTES. Bryan's. Pulmonic Wafers. Q-The original Medicine established in 1837, and Brel article rtf the kind ever introduced ander the name f " Pvutomo W areas," in thia or any other country; all other Pulmonic VVafera are counterfeits. The genuine can be known by the name UBYAN be- D Hinpn ra eaca rvaier. Tbeae VVafera bavo been before the public for nearly Thirty Years.and the immenaa aale atta.aed.npt only in America but ia foreign countries, fully atteat their latrinhie w-rtb. The medical properties are anperior any utuer article onereu lor tne cure or rnImoaary or Bronchial atfeetlona.and the quantity contained in aacb bos ia nearly doable that efthe many worthless luiiituuDi auveniseo. Cryan'3 Pulnonic Wafers core Coughs, Cold, Born Throat. Boarseaess. A atbma. Catarrh, Bronchitia. Difficult Breathing, Spitting of Diuoa rains in iuei.ieei.inripient Consumption aad all diseases of the lungs. NolaOording o ily temporary relief, but effecting a rapid aud lasting care and are warranted to give satisfaction in every instance. They do not aaaaeate like aleoholie compound, and u ukuicii prvpe.uea are columned in a form to agreeable and pleaaaut Co the (ante, that auy child wmj inui7 tem. vmu aose win alwayg afford BELIEF IN TEN MINUTES. To VocaTitta aad Pnblie Speakera, the VVafera are peculiarly valuable ; they wi II in ooe day remove the 'no at aevereocearionai hoarseness ; and Iheir regular use for a few day will,at all times.increase the pow er aan neximifty ot the voiee, greaily fniproviug ita tone, compass aad clearness, for which purpose thy are regularly used by many profesaiooal vncalnta The very great celebrity of this valuable remedy has liuatfed unprincipled persona to prepare baa. imita tions, which diaappoint the Jut expeciationa of the purenaaer, ana injure tne character of the genuine medicine. Bee that the word "BBYAW." is stamped on each wafer, and also observe the fue simile of the signa ture of the Proprietor. "JOB MUBsi" on earh wrao- per. to coaatafeit which is roaeaar. ITT" Offending parties will be dealt with to the full extentef the law. but am m FOAjtumc Wmi arc for sale by all Drug fists. JOB MOSES. Bole Proprietor, J7 Cortlaadt 81, N. Y xcd. j, zooo jy. THE CHEAT ENGLISH REMEDY. PROTECTED BY ROYAL LETTERS FATEXT. SIR JAMESCLARKES Celebrated Female Fills, JVrarsdrsm m prwerftia Sir J.Clmrkt. M. DPkj ritia Cat imrlimmm y I tk Quean. This invaluable snepicioe is unfailing in the care of nil those painful and dangerous diseases to which the female constitution is subject. It moderates ail ex cess and removes all obatructioa.from whatever cause aud a speedy cure may be relied en IO MARRIED LADIES, It ia particularly suited. It will, ia a-short time, bring oa wo mouimy perraa wiiu recmsrity. CAUTION. Tlaas PiBl sksit as U Ukn Ftmmles Jvrinr tkt flRST TURKIC MOJCTUStf JVefaeacy, Uy trnari t bring tm MiitmriafAm at ay etirr limm tkef art f la all eases of Nervous and epinal AHecti.na. raina . la the Back and Ubbi, ratignea slight erertion, Pal pKation of the Heart, Hysterica, and White, tbeae Fills wrll eff -ct a cure when ailotbermeaas have fall md ; an aKhoegh a powerful remedy, do not contain iron, calomel, antimony, or anything hurtful to the constitution. FuH direct iwa in tbe pamphlet around each package which snouia ae careruny preserved. MOLD BT JtLL DRUOOISTB. PRICK, OXE DOL LAR PER BOTTLE. 8PECIIL JVD77C. II it He taU sswrs valnablt Mediebt U is nnnter- fmttd. B (, taarcrrs, md sae tkmt tk tetters 'T". M." are blown in t sotlie, mud tact asca wrrppr mrt ras ss rtmtitt j in t tg-aexarr mj u c. tS-AUU-WUf$ CO- mmd JOB MOSE&. ?" Without wkick, wont are gonntn. N. B-One Dollar, with Eighteen Cents for Post. ar..eackaed to any aathoriaed Agent, or to t he Bole General Agent of the United States aad British Do minions, JOB MOSES, 27 Cortland fiU, New York. - will Insure a bottle containing Filly Fills, by return naail. securely sealed rrom all Observation, Feb. 3, '66. ly. MFfi HEALTH STRENGTH. LIFE HEALTH STRENGTH. LIFE UEALTII STREXCTU. Baadrede and thouaaads annually die prematurely when, if they would give tbe Great r ranch Kemedy, DR. JUAN DELAMARKE 3 Celebrated Specific Pills, Prepared by G &a AVcxafts Jc DormiT, No. SI 4 Rue Lom bard. Paris, from the prescription of Dr. Jnan Dela luarre. Chief Physician of the Hospital du Nord ou lariboisiere n fair trial, they wouii had immediate relief, aad. i a ahortUane.be fully restored to Hoaltk mnd mrongth It ia uwd ia tbe practice of maay emi nent Freeh phyaici.na.wiib uniform aucceas.and high. y recommended as the only positive ad ftcifis Remo for ail persona sulfering frnna General or Sexaa Debility, all derangemenu of the Nervosa Forces Me lancaely .Spermatorrhoea T Seminal r-missions.al Weakness arising; from sexual Ex-Energy, Physical Frostralioa. Nervousness. Weak Bpine.tLowness of Spirits. Dimness of Vision, Hysterica Faiaa in the Back and Limbs. Impoteacy, Jc. No Ltnguage can convey an aeauate idea of the im kaediate aad almost miraculous change it oceasioas to the debilitated end shattered sytem.Ia facl.it aland a unrivalled aa an nnfailiag cure of the maladies above haentioned. t Suffer no more, but use Tk Or sat Frraca Rnudf ; it V11I effect n cure where all others fail, and although powerful remedy, contains nothing hortfui to the cuost delicate eoastitutioa. Paanpalcts.contain1ng full paitiealars and directions tor using;. In En gliah.Frencb.Bpahi ah aad German, ac company each box, and aieo seat free to any addrese When repiested. Fries One Dollar per box; Six boxes for Five Dollars Sold by all Druggists throughout the world ; or will be sent by mail, securely sealed from all observation, by inclosing specified price to any authorised agents. S.WARSi OP COCJTTERFKJTS AMD LktrrATIOMS. Proprietors exelueive Areata for America, OSCAR O -JUOSKS, tf CO. S7 CooMland St. New York, AaUtonxed Agent for Bloomaburg. E.TEJI MOTKR. 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The UNION WATCH CO., manufacturers. 149 Broadway, New York, offer their entire aiock atleaa than coat, for cash. Thia afford a rare opportunity for dealers wishing to replenish for holiday trade, to select from a great Variety unsurpassed for richness of design, timekeeping qualitiea. and real worth. POLDIER3' WATCHES, European made, in Stout Silver and Gold Plated Cases warranted correit time-keepers beautifully engraved, white dial and fancy finished hands ; a superb ornament. Price, per caae or aix. $48. The same, gold plated, per cane of six, $48, SOLD ONLY BY THE CASE1 Wedonot deviat from this rule upon any condition. HUNTING SILVER WATCHES, English move ment, perfectly adjusted, and warranted correct time keepers ; beautifully engraved stout double cases, white dial aad faney cut handa Sold only by the caae of aix. p: ice $j7. Thia ia tbe cheapest really good article in the market. fiirnihing a atout hunt ing durable watch, which WILL KEEP GOOD TI V E at a MODERATE PRICE In justice to many retail dealers whom we are supplying, tlieae watches will not be sold to any one at retail, or in any quantity lesa than a ease of aix. GOLO PLATED WATCHES. 18 K. plate, aame movement aa above, and i preeiaely the aame style of watch, with the exception that these are heavily plated on composition metal, Price, per case of six, $37, Bold only by tbe case I HUNTING SILVER WATCHES, in superior fin ish e J eases, full engraved, s ich that readily sell at retail at from $25 each upward, per caae of si, $72. Same in gilt cases, per half dozen, $72. Sold ouly by tbe Case I Improved Heavy Silver Duplex Chroune- ters in fully ruby action movement. Those wishing a superior time-piece, that can be relied upon in all seasons and weathe rs, should buy this. 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There is a certain portion of the war that will never go into tbe regular histories, nor oe embodied in ro mance or poetry, which la a very real part of it, and will. Ifnreserved. convey to succeeding generations a better idea of tbe spirit of the conflict than many dry reports or careful narratives ot events, ana tnis nart mav be called the gossip, tbe fun. the pathos of the war. Tbi illustrates the character of the lead ers, the humor of the soldiers, tbe devotion of women, the braveey of men, tbe pluck of our heroes, the ro mance and bardrhipa or tne service. The voleme 1 profusely Illustrated with over 300 engravings by the first artists, which are really beau tiful ; worthy ol examination aa specimen si ine nn. Many f them are set ints the bsdy sf tbe text, after tbe ipnlar efyle sfLsssiag's PktsrUI Field Bosk el the Revolution. The book's csntents include remini scences sf camp, picket, spy. scout, bivsnsc siege and battle field adventures; thrilling feats sf bravery. wit. drollery, comical and ludicrous adventures, etc.. etc. .... Amusement as well as Instruction may be round in everrlarn. as craonie detail, brilliant wit. and au thentic history, aro skillfully interwoven in this work f literary art. I bis work sella Itself. Tbe people are tired ef dry details and partisan works , and want something hu morou. romaticand atartling. Ouragenta are making from $100 to $2uU per mouth clear of all expenses. Send for circulars, giving full particulars and see our terms and proof of the above assertion. Address, NATIOBAIj ruauioninuw. 507 Minor SL. Philadelphia, Pa. October 3, 1806. 4m. COURT PROCURATION. WHEREAS, tbe Hon. Wiluax Elwblu President judge of the Court of Oyer and Terminer and Gen era! Jail Delivery, Court of Quarter Sessions of the Peace and Court ef Common Pleas and Orphan's Court in the 80th Judicial District, compored of the counties of Columbia,Sullivan and Wyoming and the Hon. John M'Reynolds Jc Stephen Baldy,Asso'ateJulges of Colum bia county, have issued their precepUjearing date tbe 7 day ef May in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixtynix, and to me directed for holding a Court of Oyer and Terminer and General Jail delivery, General Quarter Sessions of the Peace, Common Pleas and Onhaa's Court, in Bloomaburg, in tbe county of Columbia, oa the first Monday, (being the 3d day; of Deeenner aext, te rontmue one week. Notice is hereby given, to the Coroner, the Justices of the Peace and Constables of the aaid county of Col. ambiathat they be then and there in their proper per son at 10 o'clock ia the forenoon of aaid day with their record a, inquisitions and other remembrance to do those things wieh to their offices appertain to be done. 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The reaper's long day's work is done Among the glowing grain ; The chestnut bonghs have swept the sides Of the last loaded swain ; Only the cricket's shrill voice siDgs ' Along the leafy lane. A soft obscurity lies round Meadow, and road, and Btream ; Under entangled blue-bell stems, Moveth the glow-worm's beam : And white acress the dusky path, lhe dog-rose petals gleam. Anon the great dor-beetle sails, With musical deep boom. From where the thornbeain branches make A cool and odorous srloom, Into the jasmine's pendent mass Oi silvery star-bloom. All silently the cereus buds Their gentle eyes unclose ; No whisper stirs the lightest leaT Of the old yellow rose, That round the mossy garden .wall .Long scented garlands throws. Flowers grassy-couched in wood and dell Know that the night is nigh. How the first fairy-bells of dew ' Have runs: their lullaby ; Faintly from out the distant brake I hear the fern-owl cry. And aromatic breathings come r rora the far thvmv lea. Bringing the sweet sad memories Ol summer eves to me. That in the freshness of their joy, Ah, never more shall be I Married the Wrong Woman. The following good story is told of an Austrian General who fell in love with a fair Venetian lady : In spite of the inveterate aversion on the part of the Venetians, it sometimes hap pens that some of the dark-eyed daughters of Venetia revenge the humiliation of their country by vanq'ushing the heart of a b!ue eyed German, who, despite the opposition of the fair Italian's friends, becomes the life long slave of his charmer. But marriages of this kind are exceedingly rare ; for the Venetian women, to do them justice, have always felt and resented the insult and deg radation to their country in its subjection to the stranger, even more keenly than the men. Still, as we have observed, there are - in stances of Austrian officers marrying Vene tian ladies ; for love, who rules the " court, the camp, and the grove," is not always a respecter of patriotic feelings. His arrows fly past the lines which statesmen and diplo matists have thrown to mark tho bounda ries of nations, and transfix hearts, whose sole means of communication is tho "lan guage of the eyes," into eternal unison.- One of these Austro- V enetian marriages which made considerable noise both in Yen- ice and Vienna, was between General Ga blentz a grim veteran of some fifty years of age, and Signora Morisini, the sole daugh ter of the Signor Morisini, one of the weal thiest of the merchant princes of Venice. The General who was not supposed to be a marrying man, was one day in the autumn of last year, taking a leisurely stroll through the Giardino Publico, or Public Promenade. The General was accompanied by a young subaltren, for whom he had evinced a great liking. All at once the attention of the veteran was attracted by a remarkably stately and graceful lady walking in advance of them. " Mein Gott 1" said the General, in aloud harsh tone of voice, "but that is a beautiful figure of a woman." The abrupt loudness of the voice in which this was spoken caused the object of the General's eulogy to turav suddenly round, when a wave of wind blew aside her veil, and revealed a face of the"most perfect sym metry, lighted up with a pair of eyesi "large dark eyes, which flash upon you a volley of rays, which seem to say a thousand things at once," and which certainly dis charged upon a well seasoned veteran a fire which rtfoved and melted him more than the fire of musketry or artillery to which he had been exposed in the whole course of his military life. - There and then old GabI en tz owned him self completely vanquished The next step was to prevail upon his enslaver of her guar dian to accept the homage of the heart and hand due to her victory. Nov, at the time, the General was a per fect stranger to the lady. He had Dever .1 He did not know her name, where she lived or to whom she belonged. Clearly, then, the first step towards the accomplishment of his object was to make himself acquainted with these. The General, therefore, requested his young friend, as the greatest favor ho could confer upon him, to dog the footsteps of the lady, and if possible discover her name and abode, with as much more kindred informa tion as he could make himself master of. The young officer faithfully executed his commission. Without letting his move ments be perceived by the object of his pur suit, he traced her along the Grand Canal, in a gondola which he hired, to one of the finest mansions near the Palazzo As soon as the lady dismissed her gondo lier, and entered the portals of the palace, the officer stepped ashore, and first bribed the porter, that functionary informed him that the house was the town residence of the Signor Morisini, and that the name of the lady who had just entered was Juliano Mor isini. With this information he hastened to his employer, old Gablentz, who, overjoyed at the prospect of being son-in-law to the father of so beautiful a woman, lost no time in waiting upon the Signor Morisini. The Venetian was surprised at the ardor of the General ; but, contrary to the expec tation of the lover, he made no objection to the match. The preliminaries were soon over, and the happy bridegroom appeared at the altar. The bridegroom had just re peated the vows after the officiating priest, and the lady had raised her veil in order to p!edge herself to "everlasting love, honor and obedience," when the gallant and am orous General gave a loud exclamation, of a nature more suited to the atmosphere of the barracks or the mess-room than to that of the sanctuary. " A fraud ! a vile fraud ! a mean, cursed fraud I" shrieked, rather than spoke the bridegroom. Intense was the astonishment of all pres ent, but no one except the bridegroom him self, and the gentleman who had acted the part of friendly spy for him, understood the cause of jthe General's extraordinary and unseemly behavior." The latter gentleman, however, though greatly marvelling at the affair,, readily sym pathized with the infuriated bridegroom ; for there, before the altar, arrayed in bridal costume, stood not the fresh and radiant beauty of the Giardino Publico, but a dry and faded we might almost Bay a withered and scraggy faced, though tall and stately in her person lady, old enough to be, at least, the mother of the young and beautiful crea ture whose fascinations had vanquished the poor old General. When the officiating priest had recovered the composure disturbed by thetridegroom's outburst of fury, he demonded to know the cause of such conduct. "Cause !" echoed the General; "cause enough ! That is not the lady I bargained for !" "But that lady is my daughter!" said the Venetian, stepping forward and con fronting the warrior with a mien as fierce and stern as his own. "That lady is my daughter ; though we are the subjects of a foreign rule, I, at least am not so cowardly a slave as to put up quietly with the gross m.ult you now offer me 1" A general altercation ensued ; but the end of it was that the General was compelled to marry the mature and unblushing, middle aged bride whom he had led to the altar. The Austrian Commander-in-Chief in Vetiice, on being appealed to, and on the affair being explained to him, insisted that the honor of the Austrian army, and even of the Emperor, were invohed in the affair. " For," reasoned the Commander-in-Chief, "you know you procured my influence, which is that of the Eaiperor, to prevail on the Signor Morisini to give you the hand of his daughter ; and inasmuch as the lady is his daughter, and his only daughter when you made your suit, you must be sensible to the fact that it would never do to break your word. The poor crest fallen general was compell ed to take the middle aged lady "for better and for worse." It is jossibIe, however, that he may have consoled himself with the reflection that the unpleasant looking pill which he had promised to swallow might be rendered palatable by a gilding of some of his father-in-law's gold. The source of the mistake was easily clear ed up. Old Morisini had a son, settled as a mer chant in Genoa. This son, who was marri ed, had a daughter bearing the same name as her aunt Juliano Morisini. This daughter the beauty of the Giar dino Publico was on a visit to her grand father, at Venice, when, in the manner rela ted, she was seen by General Gablentz, and who, because her name was Slorisini and she lived in the same house, very illogically jumped to the conclusion that she must be the old Verietian, Morisini's daughter. In his impatience1 to have the fair one for his wife, he had dispensed with a long courtship aad indeed, with any interviews with the la dy, satisfied with her father's consent, and fearing probably that his own age, and rough and rugged address and countenance, might not make a tender impression on the soft and dazzliffg creature whom he desired to make his wife. Ki- An artist invited it friend to criticise a portrait he had painted of Mr. Smith, who was given to drink. Putting his hand toward it, the artist exclaimed, Don't touch it, it is not dry." "Then," said h, "itcmM Our Fighting Editor. The "John Bull" newspaper, a highly prized weekly, while edited by Theodore Hook, frequently indulged in offensive per sonalities, in remarking on the character and conduct of public men. A military hero who would persist in placing himself con spicuously before the world's gaze, received a copious share of what he considered ma lignant and libellious abuse in the columns of the said "Bull." His soldier's spirit resolved on revenge An officer and a gen tleman could not demean himself by calling on a hireling scribbler for satisfaction 1 No, he would horsewhip the miscreant in his own den the Bull Ehould be taken by then horns! Donning his uniform and arming himself with a huge whip, he called at the office of tho paper, and, scarcely concealing his agitation, inquired for the editor. He was invited by the clerk to take a seat in the inner room! He complied, and was kept in waiting, while the clerk, who recog nized the visitor, ran up stairs and informed the editorial responsibilities of his name and evident purposes. After an aggravating de lay, which served considerably to increase the ill-temper of the officer, the door opened and a coarse, rough looking man, over six feet in height, with a proportionate breadth of shoulder, and armed with a bludgeon, entered the room. Walking up to the sur prised and angry visitor, he said in a voice of thunder, " Are you the chap as wants to see me ?" " You? No. I wish to see the editor of this paper," " That's me. I am the wcrry man." " There must be some mistake." "Not a morsel I I'm the head-hitter of this Bull," paid the fellow bringing the nob bed end of his bludgeon within fearful prox imity to the officer's caput. " Yon the editor ? Impossible !" " Do you mean to say I am telling a lie ?" roared the ruffian, as he again raised his knotty argument " Certainly not by no mcan3 !" said the officer, rapidly cooling down, and dropping the horse-whip and his wrath at the same tine. " Wcrry well, then what are you wanting wi'me?" " A mistake, my dear sir ; all a mistake. I expected to meet another person. I'll call again ; and the valiant complainant backed toward the door, bowing politely to the brawn before the door. " And don't let me ketch you coming again without knowing exactly what you want. We're always ready here for all sorts of customers ; army or navy ; civil or mil itary horse, foot and dragoons." The officer retired, resolved to undergo another goring by the Bull before he again ventured to encounter the herculean pro portions of the fighting editor. W hen the clerk informed the occupants of the editorial sanctum of the visit of the irate Colonel, neither Hook nor his pub lisher cared to face the horsewhip. A well known pugilist, the landlord of a tavern in the vicinity was sent for ; a slight prepara tion fitted him for the part in which he ac" quitted himself with perfect success. The story japidly circulated and the reputation of. the fighting editor of the Bull prevented farther remonstrances from persons who fan cied themselves aggrieved by the liberty of the press. Bite off my Ears. At a social party, a wag found himself in the course of the evening, in conversation with a nervous looking stranger. Pointing out to him a gentleman of inquiring turn of mind in another portion of the room, he said " Do you see that man there ? He has a mania a very pleasant one, too. He is pos sessed with the idea that he must bite off strangers' ears, and it has caused a dreadful amount of trouble. I do not know whether he will show any symptons to night, but per ceiving your are a stranger, I deem it my duty to put you on your guard Don't let him approach very near you. The expression of horror that spread over the face of the nervous man, clearly proved that he had heard the warning, AJittle la ter the benevolent informant got an oppor tunity to tell the inquiring man that that man (pointing out the individual) was a phy sical wonder, as a roaring noise could be dis tinctly heard proceeding from his ear by get ting within eighteen inches of him. Our curious friend was struck with this unheard ef phenomenon, and very properly began to work himself closs enough for a personal in vestigation. The movement was seen by the nervous man, and great drops of apprehen sive sweat oozed out from his brow and trick led down his cheeks. Nearer and nearer approached the one, and more terribly intense grew the horror of the other. The space between them was slowly but surely lessening. The curious man was within an ace of the "roaring," when the agony of the "roarer," reached its crisis, and clinching his fist he landed it be tween the "lookers" of the unfortunate searcher after physical wonders, shouting at the top of his voice : "Bite off my ears will you ? The effect of this on the astonished audi ence tnay be imagined. t& A young lady once addressed her lover in these terms : "I like you exceeding ly, but I cannot quit my home ; I am a wid ow's only darling, and no husband could equal and parent in kindness.". "She may be kind," replied her wooer enthuastically, 'Wm'; '''wewin all Eve Wth er, What Newspapers do for Noth ing. The following article should be read and pondered well by every, man who takes a county paper witJiout paying for it . My observation enables me to state, as a fact, that publishers of newspapers are more poorly rewarded than any other class of men in the United States who invest an equal amount of capital, labor and thought. They are expected to do more service for less pay, to stand more sponging and "dead-heading," to puff and defend more people without fee or hope of reward, than any other class. They credit wider and longer, get oftner cheated, suffer more pecuniary loss, are of tener the victims of misplaced confidence than any other calling in the community. People pay printer's bills with more reluc tance than any other. It goes harder with them to expend a dollar on a valuable news paper than ten on a needless gewgaw ; yet everybody avails himself of the use of the editor's pen and the printer's ink. How many professional and political repu tations and fortunes have been made and sus tained by the friendly and unrequited pen of the editor ? How many embryo towns and cities have been brought into notice, and puffed into prosperity by the press ? How many railroads, now in successful operation, would have foundered but for the "leTer that moves the world ?" In short, what branch of industry and activity has not been prompted, stimulated and defended by the press ? And who has tendered it more than a mis erable pittance for bis service ? The bazaars of fashion, and the haunts of dissipation and appetite are thronged with an eager crowd, bearing gold in their palms, and the commodities there vended are sold at enor mous profits, though intrinsically worthless, and paid for with scrupulous punctuality ; while the counting-room of tho newspaper is the seat of Jewing, cheapening trade, or ders and pennies. It is made a point of hon or to liquidate a grog bill, but not of dishon or to repudiate a printer's bill. Potatoes and Progeny. Mrs. S. C. Hall, in her "Sketches of Irish Character," relates the following amusing anecdote : It is all about a certain Lady Middleton, who, contrary to her most anxious wish, was un blessed with any children. After an absence of several years with her liege lord in Eng land she returned with him to reside for a time on one of their Irish estates. As the carriage drove up to the mansion, she no ticed several fine looking children about the gate, and having learned that their inb'iher was the wife of the gate porter, she deter: mined to interrogate her, resistive to the cause of her fecundity ; she, therefore, next day, made her way down to the porter's lodge, and commenced her inquiries : " Whose children are these my good wo man ?" "All my own, my good lady." " What ! three infants of the same age." " Yes, my lady I had three the lasttime." " now long have you been married ?" " Three years, your ladyship." " And how many children have you ?" "Seven, my lady." At last came the question" of questions how came she to have the children of chil dren ? The poor woman, not well knowing what this catechism meant, and not know ing how to wrap up in delicate words her idea of cause and effect, blushed and grew con fused, and at last replied "I think it must be the potatoes, my lady." This unfolded a theory of population quite new to Lady Middleton, who eagerly de manded : "The potatoes ? Do you not eat much of them ?" " Oh, yes, my lady. Very seldom w have bread, and so we take potatoes the year round. Greatly agitated withher new information, the lady further asked "And where do you get the potatoes ?" " Well," said Lady Middletown, send me up a cartload of the potatoes, and the stew ard will pay for them." Shortly after, her ladyship rose to leave the house, and indeed, had left it, when the woman ran after her and, blushing, with some hesitation asked her, "And sare my lady, is it to have children that you want po tatoes ?" It was now the lady's torn to blush, arid replying in the affirmative "Because," ad ded the woman, "I am thinking if it is, Pat had better fetch them to you himself." Rich Men's Sons. II. Ward Beocher, in a sermon delivered at Plymouth Church, last Sunday evening, produced the following picture of rich men's sons : "Men seem" ashamed of labor, and often, often you shall find men who have made themselves respected in labor, have built up a business and amassed a fortune, who turn to their sons and say : "You shall never do as I did ; you shall lead a different life ; you shall be spared all this." Oh, these rich men's sons 1 They aim to lead a life of ele gant leisure ; and that is a life of emascula ted idleness and laziness. Like the polyp that floats useless and nasty upon the sea, all jelly, all flabby, no muscle, no bone it shuts and opens, and opens and shuts, and sucks in and squirts out again, of no earthly ac count, influence, or rfse. Such are these poor fools. Their parents toiled and grew strong, rinilt nn their frames of iron and bone ; but denying all this to their sons, they turn them upon the world boneless, muscleness, simple trrizzle. ahd soft at that What if you do get your time reduced to eight hours, and. wages increased to to, does that educate A Few Words on Squeezing! While were are growing very sensible indeed in the matter of dress, as far is- bbotsj balmoral skirts warm stockings and high necks, we are degenerating in some Other matters quite as important The corset is now a necessary part of a woman's wardrobe ; and, alasl when a woman does begin to wear corsets, she will wear them too email, and will tug at the laces till her breath becomes short, and feels it necessary to refrain from any thing like a comfortable meal. We say both ing against a well-shaped corset worn loose, but there lies the difficulty. A loose corset injures the appearance of the figure, instead of improving it, and people wear corsets that they may have small waists. All we can say is, don't squeeze, whatever you do; you may have small wists, but you are exposing your self to a dozen misfortunes which are as bad as a large waist First, you'll surely hav dyspepsia, and grow yellow and cross and unhappy ; secondly, your .hands trill grow red ; thirdly, your nose ; fourthly, you will be unable td walk a mile at once ; fifthly, dinner will be a misery ; sixthly, your should er blades will increase id size and altitude seventhly, your eyes will grow weak; eighth-" ly, you Will break down at thirty or there abouts, and be a sickly old woman1 from that time forth. If these truths do nol frighteri women frdrri tight corsets, perhaps the in formation that gentlemen generally do not adruire what dressmakers call a '.'pretty fig ure" so much as a natural one, may havti some influence: ? Tact and Talent. Talent is something; but tact is everything: Talent is serious, so-; ber, grate and respectable ; tact is all that and more too. It is not a sixth sense, but i is the life of all the five. It is the open eye, the quick ear, the judging taste, the keen smell, and the lively touch ; it is the inter preter of all riddles the snnnounter, of all . difficulties the remover of all obstacles. It is useful in all placed, aid at all titzles ; it is useful in solitude, for it f-hows a man into the world ; it is useful in society for itshowj lum the way through the world. Talent is power tact is r-kill ; talent is weight tact is momentum ; talent knows what to do tact knows how to do it ; talent makes a ttaa respectable tact will make him respected ; talent is .wealth tact is ready money: For all practical purposes of life, tact carries it against talent ten to one. " .sis." .. . BEStfJNATibN: A lady elegantly dressed in the "habiliments of woe" was met ia the street a few days ago by an acquaintance who' ventured to remark upon her being in mourn ing. "Yes," said the bereaved one, mourn fully, taking a few steps to trail her dress, and looking over her shoulder at the effect thereof, "I've just lost my mother don'fc you think this is a sweet veil ? EucK a deep hem 1" Such a resignation in 'affliction is toiiching; Hiding the Dollar with a Dit . Buckley, in one of his lectures, made use of an illustration that will bear repeating 1 Holding a dime close td his eyes With one hand, and a half dollar at some distance with the other, aaid he : "Now, I cannot see the half dollar with this eye, for the dime is so near it, it obscures my vision. So it is with men of business ; in their eagerness to &ave a dollar, they often lose sight of the fifty within their reach." Didn't Know Who" Made Hhr. An urchin of ten summers was sent to school for the first time. The teacher, to test hii requirements, asked him : , . " Who made you ?" The boy couldn't an swer. The teacher told him the proper an- swer, and desired the boy to remember it ; Some hours afterward the teacher repeated the question. The boy, rubbing his head for a moment in a kind of brown ptady, replied : "Iswow, I've forgotten the gentleman's name." kaT Itt one of the battles between the houses of Fitzgerald r ud Butler, the Earl of Dcsmocd, wounded anda prisoner was borne off on a litter on the shoulders of his enemies, one of whom continually taunting the cap-' tive with his misfortune, ended by crying" out "Ho 1 boastful Geraldine where now is tbe Earl of Desmond, ?" ."Where a Ger aldine ought to be still cn the Hecks of the Butlers," was the hanghty reply. Matrimonial. Two widowers were once condoling together on the death of their wives. Oneo'f them exclaimed, with a sigh: "Well may I bewail my loss, for 1 had so few difficulties with my dear decreased that the last day of my marriage was as happy as the first" "There I surpass you," said the friend, "for the last day of mine was the happios t iMrEACllMENT.-The Albany Evening Jour nal, after a long discussion of the impeach ment question, concludes with an expression of hope that the attempt to impeach Mr. Johnson will not be made. The Journal is the central Jacobin organ in New York: 5 The defunct police commissioners of Baltimore have backed down, and, since they have made such a signal failure at disfran chising the loyal people, intend to abandon their treasonable position. The new com missioners were released from prison to-day, and will probably be immediately installed. The defuncts should at onoe be dealt with as the law demands. 9" Forney has tried his best to reiiro a. rebellion in Baltimore, last Week, in opposi taon to Gov. Swum ; but when Swam prov.- ed pluck Forney hacked down, and there is no more danger now in Baltimore. Forney roared like a lion, yet he wt3 frightened intfy