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It is recommended 67 many of tbe best physicians, and i s used with great success and satisfaction eve rvwbere. Rsadthe Cert'licates of Wholesale Drug pista io 1854. The aaderstrned, having To- many years been ac quainted with Dr. M ARSHAkH's Catarrh an4 Msad ach Puvrr, and sold it in our wholesialetrade cheer folly state. that we elieve it to be equal in every re brect, to tbe rcmu.end alions given of for the cure of Catarrhal Affections, and that it is decidedly thei best article we have ever known for all common tlif- .eases of the (lead. Hurr 4c Perry, Bost.in, Barnes Park, New Yoik Beed, Austin Sc Co " llrown, Lainson b. Co Reed, Collar fc Ca Hetb W Fowle. Wilson. Fair bank k. Co. Ilenshaw, Edinanris Ac. Co II U bay. Portland. Sle. A.R 4c D Sands. Stephen Paul at Co Israel Minor at Co M'Kesson It Robbins ' A L. Scovill at Co M Ward. Close at Co Bush Sc. Gale, For Sale bj all Druggists Feb. 3. IbtiO Jy. Try It. BELIEF IN TEN MINUTES. Bryan's Pulmonic Wafers. TTbe original Medicine est-ibliihed in is:r7. and first article of the kind ever introduced Under the name of "Pulmonic Wafers," in this or any oier country; all other Pulmonic Wafers are counterfeits. The genuine can be known by tile name BttYAN be ing stamped on each Wafer. These Wafers have been before the public fr nearly Thirty Years. and the immense sale aita nud.nrt only ia America bat in foreign countries, fully attest their intrinsic wTth. The medical properties are superior to any other article offered for tbe cure of Pulmonary or Bronchial affections. and the quantity contained iu each bos i nearly double thai of the many wor. bless Imitations advertised. Bryan's Pulmonic Wafers core Cridjhs, Colds, Sore Throat. Hoarseness. AMhm.i. Catarrh. Bronchitis. Difficult Breathing, Spitting of Blood Pains in the Chest I nripient Consumption and all diseases of the lung. Nniaffording o ily temporary relief, but effecting a rapid and (anting cure and are Warranted to give salixfaclion in every instance. They dont nauseate like alodiolie compounds, and the medical properties arr combined in a form so agreeable and pleasant to llietatc. that any child will readily uke them Cue dose will always afford HE LIEF IN TEN MINUTES. To Vocalists and Puhlie Speakers, the Wafer are peculiarly valuable ; they wi II in one day remove the most severe occasional hoarseness ; and their rezular use for a few days will.at all times. increase the pow er and flexibility of the voiee. greatly Improving its tone, compass and cleurues. for which purpose they are regularly used by many professional vocalists The very great celebrity of tins valuable remedy has intnd unprincipled persons to prepare basa imita tions, which disappoint the jnt expectations of the purchaser, and injure the character of tbe genuine medicine. tee that tbe word "BRYAN." ia stamped on each Wafur, and also observe the far simile of the signa ture of the Proprietor. "JOB J!USBs" on each wrap per, to counlefeit which Is roaneaT. -, Offending parties will be dealt with to the full extent? f the law. Bsyar's PoiJtusic Watabs are for sale Ey all Drug gists. . . JOB Mt53F3 rtots Proprietor, 27 Cortlandt St. N. Y Feb. 3, ldOU ly. 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LIFE UEALTII STKEAUT1I. LIFE UEALTJISTIiEAtTll. . Hundred and thousand annually die prematurely when, if they would give the Great French Remedy, DO. JUAN DELAUARKE'd Celebrated Specific prepared by G sa arcurs at Dtrpoirr, No. SI line Lom bard. Paris, from tbe prescription of Dr. Juan Dela uiarre. Chief Physician of the Upvpilal da Aiord uii lariboisire a fair irial. they novl-t Bnd immediate teliCad.ii. a short time, be fully restore 1 to Health nnd Strength. It is aged in the practice of many emi nent Freeh physician ,with nniform ucces,and high v reenmmehded as tbe only positive ad -peeifie Heme- sly for all persona suffering frisa General or Sexua lieblbty. all derangement of Ihe Nervous Force Melnncheiyperaiatorrhoea or Seminal tmissions.al Weakness arising from sexual Ex-Energy, Physical Prostration. Nsrvosneas, Weak Spine.tLownes of f pints, LHmnesa of Vmoa, Hysteric. 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Biick from the misty realms of time, Rack from the years agone, Faintly we catch the singing rl-me, And hear the melody and chime Of oldea songs and strains sublime, Like carol of birds. at dawn. And ever we hear them, soft and low, Harping their music sweet, Songs that we lored in the long ago, Rippling their liquid ebb and tlow, . Drifting their cadence to and fro, Like the fall of fairy feet. Some faces our hearts will ever hold, Some smiles, we remember yet ; gol J, There were flowing locks like the sunset's There were parted lips of Cupid's mould. And the songs they sunr can ne'er grow old, For our hearts can ne'er forget. Thft tunes that the voice of girlhood sung, The chords that we loved full well "When hopeswere buoyant, hearts were young "When fairy bells in the flower-cups sung, And ever fell from a maiden's tongue The words of a witching spell. Ah. well-a-day ! 'tis a, Ftory past, Which I may not tell again, 'Twas a happiness too sweet to last ; The heavy clouds on her grave are cast, And her voice is stilled, and above her fast Fa'Js the soft summer rain. Ada Livingstone's Revenge. EY LUCY WALLACE. "I have nothing more fc say. You arc free to go," and with a haughty wave of the hand the motioned him from.the room. A3 the door closed the lady raicd her eyes in voluntarily toward it, then the eyelids droop ed downward until the Lihes almost swept her cheek, and all was still. There was not a quivering throb of the heart, not a single unnatural start of the puh?c to tell of her ut ter wretchedness and woe. The room was an elegantly furnished one. The finest and softest , Brussels carpet cov ered the floor ; velvet chairs and ottomans were scattered carelessly around the room ; lile-like pictures, masterpieces by celebrated artists, hung in rich profusion against the walls ; delicate flower-vases filled with exqui site bouquets, whose fragrance floated over the room, stood upon the mantel ; a piano, inlaid with the richest pearls, stood open in one corner, and, leaning idly agairLst it, was a beautiful hvj. It was still as death in the room. The lady sat with hinds tightly clasped, looking into vacancy. Suddenly a tiny clock, half hid upon the mantel, chimed forth the hour of twelve. She started as if from some troub led dream, looked strangely round the room, and then, with a litter sigh, she started to her feet. "With a single motion of her hand the rich pearls were torn from her arms, and throwing, rather than laying them upon the table, she drew the jewels from her fingers, and, unclasping a pearl which held her hair, it fell back over her shoulder upon the floor, letting her raven ringlets float unconfined over the thin gauzy lace which nestled oyer her bosom. With a gesture of impatience she threw it back, away from her face, and, in doing, dislodged a tidy bouquet of roses from within the folds of lace and satin. It fell upon the carpet, and, crushing it with her foot 83 she would have crtshed a serpent, she turned and strode from the room. There was a queenly grace in every mote ment ; and now, when every nerte was quiv ering with keen; suppressed excitement, there was a wild splendor, a kind of fasci nitinjr beauty gleaming from her eyes,which generally were overflowing with a eweet, sad mournfulness. An hour later and, but for the midnight darkrie&s which ghut out every olject from view, a carriage, containing a single female plainly attired, might have been seen wending its way through tho city toward the wharf. And thus Ada Livingstone left her sump uou3 home and went forth into the world jwnnilcss and almost friendless. She, who had ever an unsatisfied want, who had never had one single dream of poverty, save, per haps, when some trembling beggar had stood upon the marble steps before her door and then she had relieved their sufferings was now adrift upon life's ocean as poor as the poorest. For years she had been an orphan, and her property had, as was supposed,been in the hands of faithful guardians ; but, by some mismanagement, "everything had been lost. She had been betrothed to a Mr; Conrad, a young and talented lawyer ; but, when he found that his betrothed bride was no longer a wealthy heiress, he wished to be freed from his engagement ; and, coldly as though he bad been ttothing to her, she hade him go ; and then, as we have seen, 'went ia the dead Of night away frca her hctoc; taking with" BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA hor nothing save what was absolutely neces sary to bear her away from her native city. There are somo persons who were born with a spirit too haughty to bow to poverty; who were born to be bowed to instead of bowing, and such an one was Ada Living stone. Even in her destitution she lost none of her native haughtiness ; disdaining to stoop to associate with those who were her equals as far as wealth was concerned, she went on her way alone. In losing her prince ly fortune, and then being reduced to pov erty, she had suffered as only such natures as hers can suffer J but when he to whom she had entrusted her whole happiness, he upon whom she had lavished all the wealth' of her proud heart ; when he turned around and threw away the gift as he would have tossed a withered flower from his hand, all the fire of her nature was aroused, and she resolved that the time should come when Alfred Con rad should bow to her and sue her favor1 but sue in rain. It has been said truly that "sorrow reveals forces in ourselves we never dreamed of," and so in Ada. Though she had ever been a passionate admirer of the beautiful; though there was music to her in every rustling for-est-lcaf, and melody in every singing bird ; though in hpr soul there were whole volumes of unwritten poetry and unsung songs, they were never uttered until sorrow's scorching flame swept over her. Then it all gushed forth ; and, entranced, the multitude read, their hearts thrilling with strange emotion, as they eagerly drank in every word which fell from her no longer idle pen. Piece succeeded piece untir she was aston ished at her own pgwers. Her fame had already reached Merton, her native city, but they were not aware that Miss Livingstone, poetess, and Ada Livingstone, were the same ; and she had studiously concealed the fact, save from a few choice friends, rrho had remained true to her in adversity. In four years from the time slid ltft her home she returned, at the earnest solicita tions of her friends, to spend the winter. She had a purpose to accomplish, or, per haps, she would not have consented to re main so long. It was known all over the city that Aliss Livingstone, the celebrated poetess, was to arrive on Tuesday evening ' and invitations had been sent to abut three hundred persons for a grand party on Friday evening. At an early hour, on that evening, the spacious mansion of Mr. Bernard wa- crowded. Hardly one of the invited guests failed to be present, so great was the desire to see one of whom they had read so much. A perfect throng of bright and beautiful forms were whirling over the floor ; every gem upon their persons sparkling with a splendid lustre beneath the glowing chande lier, which seemed, actually, raining light upon them, when Alfred Conrad entered. He was a little later than the rest"; hot be cause he was any the less anxious to see the celebrated authoress than the rest, but be cause business had detained him. He was presented to her, and, with all the skill of his intriguing nature, be endeavored to make an impression, little dreaming that the hand which now so coldly touched his had lain warm and throbbing in it years be fore ; or, that, that face, which was now so white and calm, had ever flushed as his step approached. lie did not recognize her; and she, seemingly pleased with his graceful at tentionsfor he was in reality one of those fascinating men that it is hard to resist suf fered hefself to be led away by him for a quadrille, and throughout the evening she received his attentions with a quiet grace. That night, when Alfred Conrad layslum bering upon his pillow, his dreams were all of a beautiful lady with large mournful eyes, which ever looked into his with beams of light and love. All through the winter he was the devoted admirer of Ada, and among the host of admiring ones, who would have been glad to approach nearer, only they dared not, the superiority was yielded to him. He felt certain of the price, and only waited an opportunity to lay his heart arid hand at her feet It came at last They were alone, and perfectly confident cf success, he was not slow in taking advantage of such an op- Cortunity. Carelessly taking her hand, he egun, ".Miss Livingstone; for. a lopg time you have reigned queen of my heart ; may I not hope that I can win you to reign queen of my home?" Her face was slightly flashed, but, quick ly regaining her composure, she drew her hand from his, and, taking a tiny locket from her pocket, she unclasped it and held it be fore him, exposing to view his own hand some face ; and then the words which had lain so long like : scorching firebrands it: her heart, burst forth. "Does Alfred Conrad remember the time when, once before, he knelt at Ada Living stone's feet, and not in vain plead for her love ? Docs he remember when he placed this locket in her hands ?" He started to his feet and listened, spell bound, as she went on. "And perhaps he has not forgotten how, when poverty and destitution stared her in the face, he tossed that love away as a price less thing. Times hive changed since then. My heart will never kiw to you again; I can not even" respect you. You can go. Fare well 1" Arthur Conrad left her presence without a wordi Ada has long since married ; and, I should judge by the happy light beaming from her eyes, that Ehe did not lad an al together joyless life ; and certainly her hus band is worthy of her love ; for if ever there was a noble man he is one. Md are generally deserted ia adversity; When the sun sets, oar Tery shadows refuse to follow us. CO., PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1866. ltc,T stnlESi VOL. L NO- Fickleness and Fashion. It is a matter of amusement, to an unin terested spectator like myself, to observe the influence fashion has on the dress and de portment of its votaries, and how very quick they fly from one extreme to the other. A few years since the rage was very high crowned hats, with very narrow brims, tight neckcloth, tight coat, tight jacket, tight small clothes, and shoes loaded with enormous silver buckles ; the hair craped, plaited, queued and powdered in short, an air of the greatest spruceness and tightness dif fused over the whole person. The ladies, with their tresses neatly turned up over an immense cushion ; waist a yard long, braced up with stays into the smallest compass, and Encircled by an enormous hoop ; so the fashionable belle resembled a walking bottle. Thus dressed, was seen, with the most bewitching languor, reclining on the arm of an extremely attentive beau, who., with a long cane decorated with an enormous tassel, was carefully employed in removing every stone, stick, or straw that might impede the progress of his tottering companion, whose high-heeled shoes just brought the points of her toes to the ground. . What an alteration has a few years pro duced! We now behold our gentlemen, with the most studious carelessness and al most slovcnless of dress ; large hat, large coat, large neckcloth ; large pantaloons, large boots, and hair scratched into every careless direction, lounging along the streets in the most apparent listlessncss and vacuity of thduglit ; stai'u g with an unmeauing coun tenance, at every passenger, or leaning upon the arm of some kind fair one for support, with the other hand crammed into his breeches' pocket. Such is the picture of a modern beau in his dress stuffing himself up to the diu.ensions of a Hercules ; in his manners affecting the helplessness of an in valid. The belle who has to undergo the fatigue of dragging along this sluggish animal has chosen a character the very reverse emulat ing in her dress and actions all the airy light ness of a sylph, she trips along with the greatest vivacity. Her laughing eye, her countenance enlivened with affability and good humor inspire with kindred animation every beholder, except the torpid being by her side, who is either affecting the fashion able sanj froiil, or is wrapt up iu profound contemplation of himself. HOW TUE OLD STYLES GOT HARRIED. There is nothing that seems more strange and preposterous to me than the manner in which modern marriages are conducted. The parties keep the matter as secret as if there was something disgraceful in the connection. The lady positively donies that anything of the kind is to happen ;" will laugh at her in fended husband, and even lay bets against the event, the very day before it is to take place. They sneak into matrimony as qui etly as possible, and seem to pride them selves on the cunning and ingenuity they have displayed in their manoeuvres. How different is this from the manners of former times ! I recollect when "my aunt Barbara was addressed by Squire Stylish ; nothing was heard cf during the whole courtship but consultations and negotiations between her friends and relatives ; the mat ter was considered and reconsidered, and at length, the time set for a final answer. Never shall I forget the awful solemnity of the scene. The whole family cf the old styles assembled in solemn conclave ; my aunt Barbara dressed out as fine as hands could make her high cushion enormous cap, long waist, prodigious hoop, rufflles that reached to the ends of her finger?, and a gown of flamS colored brocade, figured with poppies, roses. and sunflowers. 2s ever did she look so sublimely handsome. The squire entered the room with a countenance suited to the solemnity of the occasion. He was arrayed in a full suit of scarlet velvet, his coat decorated with a profusion of large silk button?,- and the skirts stiffened with a yard or two of buckram ; a long, pig-tailed wig, well powdered, adorned his head ; and stockings of deep blue silk, rolled over the knees, graced his extremities ; the flaps of his est reached to his knee buckles, and the ends of his cravat, tied with the most pre cise neatness, twisted through every button hcle. Thus accoutred, he gravely walked into the room, with his ivory-headed cane in one hand, and gently shaying his three-cornered beaver with the other. The gallant and fashionable appearance of the squire, the gracefullness and dignity of his deportment, occasioned a general smile of complacency through the room ; my aunt Barbara mod estly veiled her countenance with her ian, but I observed her contemplating her ad mirer with great satisfaction through the sticks. Tho business, was opened with the most formal solemnity, but was not long in agi tation. The old styles were moderate ; their articles of capitulation few ; the squire was gallant, and acceded to them alb Ia short, the blushing Barbara was delivered up to his embraces with due ceremony. Then were the happy times. Such oceans arrack such mountains of plum cake such feastings and congratulating ; such fiddling and dancing--ah me! who can think of those days and not sigh when he sees the degeneracy cf. the present ; no eating of cake nor throwing or 'stockings not a skin filled with wine on the joyfuloccasion nor a single pocket edified by it .but the pax son's. It is with the greatest pain I saw those customs dying away, which served to awaken the hospitality of my ancient comrades that strewed with flowers the path to the altar, and shed a ray of sunshine on the Commencement oi tne matrimonial union. How the Rorrians Cooked Pea cock. The most elegant dish of the Romans was a stuffed peacock. A young peacock is cat able when properly roasted, but an old one is really very poor eating ; but the Romans used to prepare them in the following way: They selected those with the most beautiful plumage, and stifled them to death, believ ing that that moth? pf killing gave more bril liancy to the plumige. As soon as dead they carefully split the bird open, by an in cision all along the back, from the bill to the rump. They then took out all the bones, meat, &c., leaving only the bones of the legs to the first joint, tho.se of the wings to the second joint, and the head whole, except the brain, eyes and tongue. The inside of the skin was now immediately lined with a coating of glue, and filled with bran to keep it ia shape. The feathers that were spoiled were varnished, and false but brilliant eyes were placed instead of the natural ones. When dry, the skin was filled with roasted birds chopped and cooked, and carefully sewed up. The bird was served on a large silver dish made for the purpose. The dish was of an oblong shape, and in the middle and soldered to it, was something resem bling the trunk of a tree with a kind of limb on which the bird was fastened. It was meant to look just as if it were alive, and resting itself on a perch, with an ear of millet in its bill. It was always served at the beginning of the dinner, and was one of the last dishes eaten. It Avas always carved on the table, and while the host was serving it, it was etiquette for one of the guests to harangue upon the beauties of the plumage and the excellence of the meat. The Romans were not deceived about the excellence of peacock's flesh. They knew very well, and so did their authors, that not a particle of the bird's meat had been used. They somehow got into the habit of speak ing cf the goodness of the meat, and so they kept cn doing so. This is very likely the rca.;o:i why we read in many books that the species of peacock eaten by the Romans has been lost, and that it was entirely different from that which we now have. Some believe also that the kinds of locusts and of dormouse eaten by them were not tho same that exists now. The reason is probably no better. A Mere Nose of Wax. The Radicals use the poor Southern negro as a mere nose of wax ; they declare him fit to exercise the highesr prerogative of citi zenship, and at the same time favor every scheme which is calculated to keep him un der guardianship. He is well qualified to vote, they sa3, but when it comes to the matter of managing his own little affairs, the Radicals virtually hold that ho really does not know that two and two make four, can't count ten on his fingers, and doesn't know which month comes first, July or December ; hence the strong support the Radicals give all such contrivances asFrecdmcn's Bureaus, and all military orders which assume to reg ulate the wages of labor and the distribution of its earnings wherever negroes arc con cerned. General Sickles recently made ari order respecting the disposal of the Sea Island crop in South Carolina. lie ordered that all tbe cotton there grown on shares shall hereafter be placed in charge of parties selected by him and divided the planter's share to be given to him, and the negroes' share to be sold by said agent, and the pro ceeds paid hy them to the negroes. Possibly this may be a judicious arrangement though it may be doubted whether thc negro' will fare better at the hands of a Government agent thnn if he were left to settle his bui noss with his employer. His employer has an interest in treating him with some hon esty, for if he does rot, thick as wo may assume the negro's skidl to be, there may get into it an idea that be has been cheated, which will certainly not quicken him to labor or make him generally more useful as a la borer, but qiiite the contrary. It is the em ployer's 'interest to treat him fairly ; but a Government agent has no such interest He may bkiri the negro unmercifully, without fear of consequence; of course, all this goes upon the supposition that any regula tion is necessary. Curious Relationship. A European friend of mine related the following story : I married a widow who had a grown up daughter. My father visited our house very often, fell in love with my step daughter and married her. So my father became my son-in-law, and my step-daughter my mother, because she was my father's wife. Sometime after my wife had a son he was my father's brother-in-law, and my uncle, fur he was the brother of my step-mother: My father's wife, that is, my step-daughter, had also a son, he was of course my brother, and in the meantime my grand child, for he was the son of ray father and my step-daughter: My f ife was my grandmother, because she was my mother's mother. I was my wife's husband and grand-child at the same time. And as the husband of a person's grand mother is his grandfather, I was iy own grandfather. SJ A boy whose honesty is to be more commended than his ingenuity, once carried some butler to a merchant in exchange for goods. The butter having A beautiful ap pearance and the merchant desirous of pro curing such for his own use invited the boy to bring him all the butter his mother could spare. I don't think she can spare any more," said the boy, "fdrshe Eaid she would nnt have snared this, only a rat fell into the cream and she dldjaoUikeJo Our Fortune Teller. As a great many well-meaning but over curious young people, unwilling to await the unrolling of fate by the slow but certain hand of time, are throwing away their stamps upon impostors who pretend to be astrologists and readers of the future through the medium of the Etars, we have thrown into a condensed form the whole theory of the art of fortune-telling, by the careful study of which any lady or gcntlemdn can become a proficient Our system is infalli ble, and, as will be perceived, is gotten up after the style of the almanac, and, we as sure our readers is fully as reliable as that interesting annual. January The child born in this month will not be ushcrbd into the world in July. He or she will reach man or womanhood, if they live, and be of strong frame and robust health, if not weakly and ailing. They will also become wealthy, if they happen to ac cumulate or inherit fortunes. February The man born in this month is born at a later period in the year than the one born in the preceding month. He will in all likelihood be an ardent lover of women, and will not refuse to take an occasional drink. The woman born in this month will greatly resemble women born in other months. She will endeavor to dres3 in the fashion. March The man born in this month Will be handsome if he is not ill-looking. He will be very apt to die when his time comes. The woman will be a tidy housekeeper, if she is not slovenly, and a greatehatter box, if she at all resembles the rest of her sex. April The man bom in this month will be very unfortunate, if good fortune does not prove his friend. The woman will be freckled if she runs much in the sun without her Wmnet May The man who is born in this month will have the advantage over the one born in December, inasmuch as the weather is mild er. He will commence life in a cradle and, without a chance, end it in a coffin, The women will be very fon 1 of reading, if the has learned her letters and takes to books. June The man born in this month will ove mint-Julips, and will be a constant lover until he finds a new sweet-heart. The wo man will wear tiltcrs, if she has a pretty foot, a neat ankle, and a well turned calf. July The man born in this month will be very fond of bread, meat, vegetables and coffee, and pretty apt to eat three meals a dav if he can procure them. The woman will wear Bradley's Duplex Elliptic. August The man born in this month will like to swap , places with Bririgham Young. He will be. passionate and a:dent so much of the latter that his favorite spirits will be ardent ones. The lady will marry young, if an opportunity and au eli gible match present themselves. September The man bom in this month will become the purchaser of the lucky tick, ct in the ''busted up" Southern Orphans', and Widows' Relief Association, if h i wa3 foolish enough to invest in the scheme. The women will be fond of being courted, and always singing "Kiss mc quick and go, ny honey." October The man bom in this month will come into the world in the apple gath: ering season. The lady will be very fond of the society of gentlemen ; and very indus trious, if not of a lazy disposition. November. The man lorn in this month will just escape coming into the world in the last month of the year. The lady will be fond of pop-corn and sleighing parties. She will be always ready to pay the toll when crossing a bridge in a sleigh. December The man bom in this month will be apt to welcome the new year at a very early age. The woman will have very pretty eyes if they are not "cross or squint' and will make a "full hand" at a candy-pulling. Beware of Geary. When the great General Geary, now Gov ernor elect of Pennsylvania, was on the stump for himself, he was very fond of relat ing, among his friends at least, the following thrilling narrative the like of which, is cal culated to make one's hair stand on end, is not to be found even in the pages of "The Bold Buccaneer, tr the Bloody Black Brig of Bermuda" : " Stonewall Jackson, while lying upon his improvLed cot, suffering from wounds of which he was conscious he must soon die, sent for General Longstrcet to ccnc. to him at once, is he had something to say to him. The General shortly appeared. The dying hero, almost in the agonies of death, raised himself upon his elbow, arid with a voice of deathly earnestness thus addressed the South Carolina General : ' General Longstreet did you observe that tall, imporing form to-day seated on a black horse id tbe thickest of the fight as we did battle ?' Quoth General Longstreet, ' I did, indeed, iny dear Gener al.' 'That man so valiant was General Geary!' exclaimed Stonewall. 'Mark me, beware of him ! avoid him ! beware of his troops ! Meet him not when you can shun him, for he is irresistible!' Longstreet arose to depart but as he reached the door Stonewall called to him again, ' longstreet beware of Geary!' and foil back upon his couch dead ! With this dying injunction tr his comrade, the hero of the Shenanhoah expired." Oh, my! Explosive Dentistry. Ari Irisman who was troubled with toothache, determined to have an old offender extracted ; but there be-in-no dentist near, he resolved to do the job himself; whereupon he filled the exca vation with powder ; but being afraid to touch it off, he put a slow match to it, lightr ed it, and then ran around the corner to get j.ntxUb-tJ . . ! Is the Methodist E. Church a Political Organization'. There has been quite a sctisilSvcness mani fested by the Anierican people, heretofore, . at the mere mention of an approximation of Church and State, yet men now begin to look upon the future as surely guaranteeing the fact To us it has been plain, that for the past five years the larger portioii of the clergy of the Methodist E. Church, have endeavored to make the Church a mere po litical machine, regardless cf. the teachings of the gospel, still, there were hopes of their returning to the great primary .object At a canip meeting, last Summer, in Con cord, Delaware county, we heard what we thought a very strange discourse from the Rev. Mr. McColIough, of this Borough. It was delivered on a Sunday afternoon, on the power of therChurch. The preacher in illustrating the immense power of the church, declared that during the War, in which he had experience, it was the great talisman, that victory was wctl by the church, (not Christianity) that the Only loyal and brave men who fought were of the church, and that all others were cowards.. This was emphasized aid repeated, as indicating the great war-power of the 31. E. Church organ ization. On last Sunday, the same genUeman preached a sermon in the M. E. Church, West Chester, on the statistics of the Meth odist and other churches, in which, he de clared that the church (the Methodist) wa3 now a power to the land to be felt) that pol itici'iii might say ivhdt iKeg phased, but that they irouhi Juice to consult the church, not only in making their nominations, but as to the policy to be p.rsiied., Whether Mr. M'C. speaks for tlie Meth odist denomination, or merely for himself, is not for us to say. It may be that he speaks for both. There can be no doubt, that whenever the Methodist church intimates a readiness, to abaudon the Christian faith for the political crusade, she will find plenty of reckless and unprincipled demagogues ready to avail themselves of her power : but. whether for good to the church or the country, is entire ly ar.oi.her question. The history of the past does not furnish very flattering pros pects for either in such ah fceilt . There will be less danger to the country,' however, in simply selling Christianity and the church to the -flattering demagogues, then if the church herself, enters the are na for temporal power. The worst people under heaven are those who cloak the cloven foot under a righteous garb. Jeffersonian Old Things. Give mc old songs, those exquisite bursts of melody which thrilled the byres of the in spired poets and minstrels of long ago. Every riote has borne on the air a tale of joy and rapture, of Forrow and sftlncss. 'They tell of days gone by, and time has given them a voice that speaks to us of those who breathed those u.elodies ; mny they be mine to bear till life shall end ; as "I launch my boat" upro the fcas of eternity, may their echoes be wafted on my ear, to cheer me on my passage from earth to fatherland ! Give me the old paths where we have wan dered and culled the flowers of friendship in the days of "Auld I-iang Syne." Sweeter far the dells whose echoes have answered to our voices, whose turf is not a stranger to our footsteps, and whose rills have in child hood's days reflected back our forms, and those cf our mem playfellows from whom we have parted and meet no more in the old nooks we loved so well. M?y the old paths be watered with Heaven's own dew, and be green forever in my mrraory ! Give me the old house upon whose stairs we seem to hear light 'footsteps, and under whoso porch a merry laugh seems to mingle with the winds that whistle through the old elms, bcner.th whose branches lie the graves of those who once trod the halls and made the chambers ring with g!ee. And ch, above all, give me old friends, hearts bound to mine in life's sunshiny hours, and a link so strong thatall the storms of earth might not break it assunder ; spirits congenial, whose hearts through life have beat in unison with my own. Ob, wfceri death shall still this heart. I would not ask for aught more sacred to hallow my dust than the tear of an eld friend. A young woman of IS, who present ed the most remarkable instance on record of the disease called hydrocephalus, has re ccntly died in New York. Her head was thirty-seven inches in circumference, and twenty-seven over the vertex, from one ear to the other ; while her body was little mere than a skeleton. Her mother had stead fastly refused the most tempting offers of money. Mr. Barnum offering $25,J00, to have her afflicted child exhibited to the pub lic, and now refuses, en any terms, to have the remains preserved in the interest of science. JCsF A bachelor editor, sensitive as to his rights, objects to taking a wife, through fear that if she should have a baby, his co tem poraries, who habitually copy without giving credit, would refuoc to give him credit for the babr. TtlAT's it. We once"! heard of a very rich man who was badly injured by his being run over. "It isn't the accident" said he, "that I mind; that isn't the thiisg ; but. the idea of being run over by an old swill cart makes me mad." SST A man and a woman have been dis covered living in a hut in the woods star Harrisburg. who wear no clothing txcopt a ririte arrnM f,"T a I.