TUKMS OF THE " AMLKICAX." JOSEPH EISELY j Pjmhto.. I". Jf. JMSStiH, Editor, ' fice in Centre Alky, in the rear of II. U. Mas ter's Store.) THE" AMERICAN" in Puhlishcd.every S atur day it TWO DOLLARS per annum to be paid half yearly in advance. N o paper discontin ued till Ait arrearages are paid. No subscriptions received for a tea period than an months. All communication or loiters on fcusiness relating to the office, to insure attention, must he POST PAID. H. 3.2A3DEFs, ATTORNnY AT LAW, SUrTBUKY, TA. Business attended to in the Counties of Nor thumlerland, Union, Lvcoining and Columbia, llefrr to I I . K A. KnvoenT, Lowr.n Ac Rasuo, SoMtna &. fS?(iiiRAa, yl'MlaJ. Ktiioti's. Mcr ARLAxn i!t Co. SrF.Mo, 'loon fc Co., . ALKXAXDKK L. UICKKY. TRUNK MAIMER. Xo. 150 C'lirwiitit Slrrcf, rXIILADELriUA. ITflTERE all kinds of leatlcr trunk, valises and carpetbags, of every style and palicm ate manufacture!, in ilielunt manner and from the best Materials, and sold at the I mest r ite. Philadelphia, July Iflth, 1815. ly. It e m o 1)11. JOHN' Y 1. v a I'K.VI RESPECTFULLY inform he ci tizens of Sunlwy snd il licinity, that lie has removed (,i (ne Line k IJouv, m Maiket Street. foMU'ilv oirnnied bv jxiipiinin nendricka. f ist ul tlib store rnrmerly or. copied by Miller A. Marl, and now by Ira T. CI. n . . ... ' .. . . ' - - ' . ' merit, where he will be happy to receive calls in me nne oi m profession. Sunbury. March 2!)ih T S 1 5. " its wS?ETnr'Gsr flHE subscribers have received, ami are now A opening a splendid assortment of the following p.HHlli fiaxony, Wilton and Velvet Carpeting' Brussels and Imperial 3 ply do CAR. Extra superfine and fine Ingrains do PET English shaded & Damask Venetian do INC. American twilled and tia'd do J English Uruegetts and Woolen Floor Cloths Stair and Passage Dockings Embossed Piano and Table Covers London Cheuille and Tufied Rugs Door Matts of eveiy description. ALSO A large and extensive easortmcnt of Floor Oil Cloths, Irom one to eight yard wide, cut to fit eve ry description of rooms or passages. Also, low priced Ingrain Caipctings from 31 j to f2 cents peryard, together Willi a large and exten sive assortment of goods usually kept by carpel merchants. The above goods will be sold wkolesale or retail at the lowest market prices. Country merchants end others are particularly invited to call and exa mine our stock before making their selections. CLARKSO.V, RICH & MULLIGAN. Successors to Joseph Blackwood, No. 1 1 1 Chcsnut, corner of Frnnlilin Plaee. Philadelphia, Feb. 22,1, 1815. " U M Bill LI ,'as &1 A II A ROLsT" cheap ron cash. J. W. Umbrella and Parasol Manufactory. JV. 37 Kurlh Thitil street, two doors below the CITY HOTEL, Philadelphia. A I. WAYS on band, a large stock of I'M- A BKELLAS and PARASOLS, including the latest new slj le ol Pinked Edged Parai-ols of the best woikuninsliip and materials, at prices that will make i. an object to Country Merchants and others to call and examine his stock before purchasing elsewhere. IV.. 2'J, 1 815. I y SHUdKHT'S PATKXT vashiitg ii.c;:-:iiTE. friVUS Machine h is now been tested by more M. than thirty families in thia neighborhood, and tias given entire salisbictkni. It is ho simple in its construction, that it cannot get out of order. It contains bo iron to rust, snd no springsor rollers to pet out of repair. It will do twice as much wash ing, with Itw than half the wear and tear of an) of (he late inventions, and what is of greater impor tance, it costs but little over half as much as other wasliing machines. The subserilier has the exclusive right for Nor thumberland, Union, Lvcoming, Columbia, Lu zerne and Clinton counties. Price of single ma chine f 6. II. B. MASSE It. The following certificate is from a few of those who have these machines in use. Sunbnry, Aug. 21, 1841. We, the subscribers, certify thai we have now in use, in our families, "Sliugerl's Patent Wash ing Macbine,"and do not hesitate siying that it is a most xrellent invention. That, in Wa-hing, it will save more than one half the uuat labor. That it id wa not require more than one third the usual quantity of soap and water ; and that there is no rubbing, and consequently, little onto wear ing or tearini!, Thai it knock off no buttons, and that the finest clothes, such as collars, laces, tucks, frills, &c, may be washed in a very short time without the least injury, and in fact without any apparent wear and tear, whatever. We therefore cheerfully recommend it to our friends and In the public, as a most useful and labor saving machine. CHARLES W.HEUINS, A. JORDAN, CHS. WEAVER. CHS. PLEASANTS, (tlDEON MA UK I.E. Hon. GEO. C. WELKER, BEXJ. HENDRICKS, CIDEON LEISENRING. Hiaas Hotel, (formerly Tremnnt House, No. 116 Chesnut street,) Philadelphia, September list, trill. 1 have useJ SbugerVe Patent Washing Machine iu my boue upwards of eight months, and do not hesitate to cay that I deem it one of the most use ful and valuable labor-savins machines ever inven ted. I formerly kept two women continually oc cupied in washiug, who now do as much in two days as they then did in one week. There is no wear or tear in washing, and it requires not more than one-third the usual quantity of soap, I have had a number of other machines in my family, but this is so decidedly superior to every thing else, and so little liable to gel out of if pair, thai I would not do without one if they should cost ten times the price they are sold for. D VN!' "KRI CUPERU)R Port wine, Maderia anil "Lisbon wines. Also superior Brandy and t ran. Lemon Svrup. Also few barrela of Oli'c Pis, lor sale HE.MtV MASSrK. ' Suubury, Jul l'Jtb, Iril5, m suMBwK AMERICAN. AND SHAMOKIN JOURNAL; Absolute acquiescence in the decisions of the ny Manner & ritrlj-. From the New York Weekly Times. A FKAHKtX TALK OF A TKKK. , IIV THADOKtS W. Kg (UMAX The tale nf the 'groaning treo,' (with which every body who rends at all ia perfectly 'iimil iar,) is not inure rcninrkablo than the one we ore about to relate. Near the villne of White Flaina, art! with in a mile of the hat tic (jroiind, Htiitids a peculiar looking remnant of what wag at one time, a vcr singular oak tree. It Ftood, like a giant, alone, in a clear enclosure used for pimturngo, and was spared by the nxr, as it is juid, because of its uncouth and unmntchlcMshnpi'. A branch had, w!icn the ouk wasyounrr, been bent in the form of a circle, so that the end rested in what is elrpantly and Mprcssively termed a crotch.' In this manner it rrew, the 'crotch' clnsinrr up as thu trunk expanded, and securing the intru der. The other brandies prcw straight nnd strong four of them indicating the points of the compass, and bearing foilage, which, unu sually plentiful, formed a beautiful shnltrr. The 'oak ring' grew, as we have already intimated, below these branches or arms, and consequent ly was completely canopied. It was a scrtire and comfortable resting place, of which the young people residing in the vicinity made good use. Lovers met. Public meetings were held there. May-day lestivities and other sports were celebrated at this celebrated spot ; and, to bo brief, the residence of the Squire and the lit tle frame school-house were subjects ol seconda ry consideration compared with this oak. Per haps until this day that tree would have been associated with pleasure, had it not been tor a mournful occurrence which shadowed its mem ory with the idea of death, and connected with its name terrible thoughts of the attribute of another world. This mournful occurrence mnv be briefly related. A short time previous to the battle of White Plains, the British soldiery were accustomed to scour the country daily for whatever good for tune they might cast in their way. They plun dered the houses of allthe valuables they con tained, stripped the larders, depolated the hen roosts, drove .off the tenants of the stables, and left the country thereabouts as bare as it must have been shortly alter the deluge, in all things save human brings. (lunger, compelled by the want of food wrongfully withheld, will make any man irrascible and destructive. The natu ral consequence of a foraging was a feeling of hatred, as wild and ungovernable as the northern tempest, against every man w ho wore a red coat. If it were possible,, there were o- titers who were hated more cordially than the British soldiers and these were the Mory' in- habitant, many of whom also formed themselves into marauding bands, and followed the occupa tion of 'robbing in the king's name,' at the ex pense of those who were neighbors, nnd had been friends. The chief leader of the tory bauds was a young man of much talent and great per sonal beauty, named Brownson, who owned the Oak Tree, the land upon which it grew, and a neat little house about fifty rods distant. By foraging, he amassed in a few weeks a large sum of money, and the fact became as notorious as the Scriptures. He had a young and pretty wife, whose amiability and patriotism shielded him for a Ion? time from any extreme demon stration of hatred i but the ravages his band made at length were carried to such an extra vagant pitch, that a meeting of his wronged and oppressed neighbors was at !a.t called to consi- der measures for the prevention of further im position the prompt punishment of the leaders of the tories. A blacksmith named lut headed the meeting. He advocated immediate action, and called for the appointment nf a coinmittoe to select subjects, for punishment, and to originate the method 'of its administration. The committee reported that Brownson should be first taken in hand. His wife was to be spared but they decided that he should bo stripped of all earthly possessions, and that his dwelling should be given to the flames. Twen ty strong men immediately armed themselves, and bent their steps towards Brow neon's bonne. They halted beneath the Oak Tree and ream noitered. 'Now,' raid Lent, who had gone to the win dows of the dwelling and inspected every part around, 'advance, every man. There is no one there but Brownson himself. We will cajl tiiui out and demand his money.' All assented. With noiseless steps they reached the house and posted themselves at the door. Lent advanced, and, in a loud voice, commanded Brownson to come forth. 'Who calls V demanded Brownson. 'I, Peter Lent.' 'We are not friends you can have no busi ness with me. Leave my premises !' continued Brownson, as he opened the door. We will leave the premises,' exclaimed I-ent, at he watched the gaze of his astonished enemy, 'but that will be after we have taken j our gold and burnt your nest of treason aliout your ears.' 'Peter Lent, I know you, and I know every man with you. Let harm come to iueaud you majority, the vital principle of Republics, from which SuiUitiry, lVorthuinlxrlaul shall nil pay dearly for it ! As Tor gold, I have none.' 'We'll search for it !' shouted I-cnt, as he rushed Brownson nsido and niched into the house, followed by his companions. They were met by his w ife who pathetically implored them to save her hotieo from the de secration of n search. 'We would do anything for you, madam ; but your hut-band is a marked man, and must be punished. )te has searched and robbed our houses wo will now pay him in his own coin.' Thus spoke one of tho committee who hail proposed the punishment. As if convinced of the right of retributive justice, the woman of- ferod no further argument for mercy, but quiet ly, though more like a spectre than a thing of Mesh and blood, glided to a seat in the corner of the apartment. Her husband moodily watched the movements of his enemies, as they ransack ed every nook and crevice. When they had done, nnd still were empty handed, he smiled contemptuously, saying, as he did so- 'Well, gentlemen, you find that my house contnins only what o poor man should possess. Are yon sntisficd ! 'No! spoke one of tho number 'No; you have gold. It is a pity tliut it should be melted in the Manics which will consume your dwel ling. Speak, then, and toll us whero yon have hoarded it. 'I have spoken,' said Brownson, 'and I tell you again I have none.' 'Tuke him to a tree and hang him, il'hedoes not tell,' cried font ; 'at.d if he is obstinate, let him swing to death.' r Ah ! to the tree !' chorusaed the others. Despite the screams of his wife, he wasdrag ged to the tree, and preparations were at once made for putting the threat into execution. A rope was thrown over a limb, and one end pla ced in the hands of two stout men the other end, fastened into a slip-knot noose, was placed about the doomed man's neck. Not a muscle moved as he passively allowed his captors to make theso preparations. Neither did the sobs of his swooning' wife appear to make any visible impression. His face was blanched, his eyes were glassy, and his lips were bloodless; but his nerves were firm, and his heart undaunted. He had led a daring life, and was determined to meet a bold and remorseless end. 'Now, said Lent, as hij companions formed a circle around the tree, 'open your stublwrn mouth, and disclose the hiding place you have selected for your money of which every honest man here can claim a portion. You have fifteen minutes to decide. Remember! disclosure or death !' At this moment flames burst from the roof of the house. It was according to the decision of the comm ittee, fin d ! 'Sec,' murmured the faint female, 'you have deprived us of home spare, at least, our w retch ed lives For that w hich you ask, my husband has not. On my soul, as far as I know, I speak no falsehood.' 'Perhaps we ore wrong,' suggested one of the band. 'Wrong !' said another, 'nonsense ! Do you suppose he would teil her what he had done with the plunder 1 j 'Once more, and for the last time,' said Icnt. add ressing Brownson, I ask you to disclose where you have secreted your money !' For the last time, I reply, I will tell no thing.' Then mark me. You see that rafter crack' ling in the flames? In a moment it will fall. As that falls you will be suspended between heaven and earth. Your fate is just, and may (inn have mercy on my soul.' Each man uncovered, and bowed reverential ly, as they all ejaculated the prayer. 'Husband !' shrieked the wife 'Husband! toll what they require, in the name of Heaven .'' 'Never ! I have no gold. If they kill me they will be murderers, and my death will not go unavenged.' A crudi announced that the burning rafter had fallen. Ient lifted his hand, and in a moment Brtiwnson'a body swung clear off the ground. The wife fell insensible. Lent raised hie hand again, and Brownson was immediately lowered. He was soon recovered sufficiently to speak and listen. 'Brownson,' said Lent, you sea we are deter mined. Save yourself, if possible, for the sake of your wife. The hitherto strong resolves of tho doomed man seemed shaken. He motioned them to re move the rope from his neck. They did as ho desired. Drawing near to Lent he faintly arti culated, 'I must recover my strength. Grant me a few minutes respite, and you shall know all.' Look to the woman,' said Lent t 'see that she revives.' She was then raised, and placed upon an elevated knoll about five roda from the tree. They chafed her temples, yet she reco vered not. Brownson's eye glanced uneasily around. A ch'se observer could have detee'ed the fact that the embryo hanging had not much disordered him. SuJdculy his vision' rested there is no appeal but to force, the vital principle Co. Pa. Saftudu), Jan. :i, IN4G. upon a musket which one of the men, attending iiNn tho female, had left upon the ground, (iuick as a Hush of lightning he seized this weapon, ond Willi the butt felled Ia-iiI to the ground. He then ran to his wifo, raised her Ibnn easily as he could that of a child, and es sayed to escape. 'Kirk!' yelled Lent. 'Fire ! he has broken my arm.' Tho sharp report of a dozen muskets pierced the air and awoke the surrounding echoes. Brownson staggered, fell, rime again, ami blind ly attempted to pursue bin way. He mistook his direction, and, going towards thetree, reach ed it, and fell with his burthen. Tho woman was dead, but the man, though hliot in the vital purls still lived. Butchers!' groaned he; 'promise ohm thing ere I die.' 'What i it !' 'That wo may be buried at the foot of this tree.' Your request shall he fulfilled.' 'Enough ! 77e goW jnu havn tluin vt In gain itbur'ud here : nt'T you stiAi.t, nfvfr roucn onk ritx-Kl Curse you all! Accur .' Two lifeless bodies lay bathed in blood, and the blaughteters gazed on them w ith mute horror. Brownson and his wife were buried at the foot of the oak tree. As may reasonably be supposed, tales nf supernatural appearance, in connection with the tree were freely circulated among the ignorant and credulous, and the spot was, for a long periial shunned by young and old. The dreadful manner of the deith of the forjger and his bosom companion and the im possibility of finding gold where it was said to be, are excuses for the nonsensical rumors. The scathed and blighted remnant has all the curious attributes described as belonging to the flourishing oak. No dwelling was erected on the site of the burned tenement. The only puislunent award ed Brownson's murderers was the agony of con science in those" lawless times of war trillim? infliction. From the Philadelphia Gazette. Death Warrant of Jraua Chrlat. Of the many interesting relics and fragments of antiquity which have been brought to light by the persevering researches of modern philoso phy, none could have more interest to the phi ianlhropist and the believer, than the one w hich we opy below. 'Chance,' says the (.'ottrrit ih F.lnls Unit, 'has just put into our hands the most imposing and interesting judicial docu ment to ill Christians, that ever has been re corded in human annals: that is the identical Death Warrant of our lrd Jksi h Ciiuiht. The document was faithfully transcribed by the editor, and is in Jure verba : Sentence tcndeml by Pontius Pilule, acting Governor of Lower Galilee, stating that Jeu of Xazatelh shull super death on the cross. In the year soventeen of the emperor Tibo rias Caesar and the U-'ith day of March, the city of the holy Jerusalem, Anna and Caiapbaa being priests, saenhcators of the people of God, Pon tins Pilate, Governor of Lower Galilee, Hitting on the presidential chair of the Prn-tory, con demn8 Jesus of Nazareth to die on the cross be twecn two thieves the great and notorious e vidence of the people saying 1. Jesus is a seducer. 2. He issedetious. 3. He is an enemy of the law. i. He calls himself falsely the Son of God. f). He calls himself falsely the King of Israel, (i. He entered into tho temple, followed by a multitude bearing palm branches in their hands. Order tho first centurion, Quillus Cornelius, to lead him to the place of execution. Forbid any person whomsoever, either poor or rich, to oppose tho death of Jesus. The witnesses who signed the condemnation nf Jesus are, viz: 1. Daniel llobant, a Phnri- sea; 1. Joinnus Rorubable; 3. Kuphdcl Hoba ni ; 4. Capet, a citizen. Jesus shall go out of the city of Jerusalem by the gate of Struenus.' ra a i ne aoove sentence is engraved on a copper plate ; on one side are written theso words: A similar plate is sent to each tribe.' It was found in an antique vase of white marble, while excavating in the ancient city of Aquilla, in the kingdom of Naples, in the year !(), and was discovered by the Commissioners of arts attach ed to the French armies. At the expedition of Naples, it was found enclosed in a box of ebony, in the sacristy of The Chartrem. The vase in the chapol of Caserta. The French translation was made by the members of the Commissaries of Arts. The original is in the Hebrew lan guage. The Chartrem requested earnestly that the plate should not be taken away from them. The request was granted, as a reward for tho sacrifice they had made for the army. M. De ok, one of the savans, cauged a plate to be made of the same model, on which he had engraved th above sentence. At the sa!o of his collec tion of antiquities, &c. it was bought by Lord and immediate parent of despotism. JtrHMon. Vol. ttXo. 1-Wliolo No, m. Howartl for 2TK1 francs. Its intrinsic nine and interest are much greater. A few yuars ago there was found at Catskill, in New-York, a shekel of l.rael,' of the timo of our Saviour.' On one i4ie was the representation of a palm leal, on the other, a picture of the temple, with the words underneath, 'Holy Jwrusalcm,' in the 1 lebrew tongue. Kelics like these, properly au thenticated, have about them an inexpressible sacredness and moment. They seem to blend two worlds, and to carry human curiosity from the finite to tho infinite. How won Her, We hope the moral of the following sketch will be productive of much gsl. Young men who are ambitinim of success in the matrimoni al line, should study well the grand secret. Our friend who furnishes the sketch says he sees no reason why it should not bo true. A young lady of eccentric character, but of rare mental endowments and extraordiary ier snnal attraction, had five suitors equally assidu ous in their attentions. Unable to decide upon which she would bestow her hand, she gave t hem notice to call upon her at a certain hour one stated day, and each state his claims in presence of the others. At tho appointed time the lovers arrived. Four of them were confi dent of success, but the ti th had a downcast look, and sighed when ho looked upon the object f his devotion. "Gentlemen," said she, "you have honored nie with proposals of marriage. I have as yet, neither refused nor accepted anyone of you. I now desire that oach of you will state your claims to my hand, in order that I may know upon what grounds I may be justified in bestow ing it." A answered as follows "If you marry me you shall live in a splendid house, have servants and carriages at your command, and enjoy all the luxuries of life. I am rich." U spoke next "My rival has said truly that ho ia rich, and he oilers you strong inducement: but I am of noble descent. My grandfather was a duke, and although not wealthy, 1 am of a family with w hom an alliance would pc con sidered an honor by the wealthiest heiress in the land." C stated his claims thus 'I am a politician, and have now a reputation that older persons envied. Next year 1 shall run for Congress and have no doubt of success. By marrying me your name would be handed down to pos terity.' D twisted his mustacho with an air of an ex quisite, am! said 'Angelic creature! Pon my soul I think you have already made up your mind in my favor. You know how I'm admir ed. Who is the most fashionable dresser in town j U ho rides the finest horses! Who is abetter judge of the Opera.' Rumor says D, but, 'pon honor, I'm too modest to insist upon When it came to F.'s time to speak, there wasapatise. All eyes were turned towards him. Poor fellow ! ho was dreadfully embar rassed. Well,' said the beauty, 'what say you, Mr. L.' Alas,' was the reply, 'I yield to these gent men. They have the advantage of me in every respect.' And ho took up his hat to leave. 'Stop,' said the lady, 'make your statement, no matter how humble may be yourc'aims.' 'I am poor' 'Go on.' 'I am not nf noble family.' 'Go on, sir.' 'I am unknown to the world.' No matter pns-eed. 'I have neither the taste not the means to dress (Hshonably. wnrk for my livelihood. It is hardly possihlo that I can make you happy, lor I (tail oiler yon none of the inducements held out by my rivals.' I Bin to Judge of that sir, w hat next !' 'Nothing only I love you, mini tale a newt- pajtcr At this Messr A B C and D burst "out into a loud laugh, and exclaimed in one voice 'So hi we ! I love von to distraction ! I tako four papers ! ha ! ha ! 'Silence,' said the lady, 'in one month you shall have my answer. You may withdraw.' At the end of one month the five suitors again appeared. Turning to each in succession the ladv thus answered. 'Riches are not productive of happiness.' Boasted nobility of blood is the poorest of all recommendations. 'Fame is fleeting,' and, 'he that has but the outward garb of the gentle man is to be pitied.' I have taken the trouble to find out the names of tho newspapers to which you all suhcribe, and ascertained that none of you, who have boasted of wealth, nobility, fame or fashion, have paid the printer. Now, gen- tlemen, this u dishonest, 1 cannot think of mar ryinga man who could be guilty of a dishonest act I have learned that Mr. E., not only sub-1 scribes for a paper, but pays the pri"'ier Therefore, I say, he is the man. 1 iv'e n, hand with the fall en--' ' ... !o.r n ... ...liCtwn m "j. .me . . cry way calculated to make we, ,ppy. I riRCM OF AltTKHTISlflti. I square 1 insertion, . f 0 6f 1 do I do . .0 75 I do 3 do . . on Kvsrv subxeijaent insertion, 0 3R Yearly Ailvnrlisements : one column, f 80 ( half column, 1 1 , three squares, f 13 two squares, fV ; one square, f ft. Half-yearly i on column, jlH ; half column, $11 j three squares, 8 ; two squares, f 5 ; one square, f ,1 fit). Advertisements left without directions as In the length of time they are to bo published, will be continued until ordered out, and charged accord ingly. (fySiteen line or less make a square. Need we extend our narrative! The d is appointed jgenfcmen disappeared quite nuddiMi ly I and tho lucky suitor was united to the ob ject of his devotion ; and iu a fnw years, by hie honesty and industry, b came not only a distin guished, but a wealthy man, and was esteemed by all who kuew him. Young men, unpaid tht printmr . Is there no moral in this f Mrs. Candle's Last CnrlalM Lsetar. Mr. Cacdlr ha Taim cold ; ma tr. akdt or Tut! Biious. "I'm not going to con tradict you Caudle : you may say what you like but 1 think I ought to know my own feelings better than you. I don't wish to upbraid you, neither ; I'm too ill for that ; but it's not get t ng wet in thin shoes. oh, no! it's my mind, Caudle, my mind that's killing me. Oil, yes ! gruel indeed ! you think gruel will cure a wo man of anything; and you know, too, how hate it, Jroel can't reach what I sulTer ; but, of course, nobody is ever ill but yourself. Well, 1 1 didn't mean to 6ay that; but when you talk in that way about thin shoes, a woman says, of course, what she docsnt't mean ; she can't help it. You've always gone on about my shoes; when I think I'm the fittest judge of what becomes me best. 1 dare s.iy ; 'twould bo all tho same to you ifl put on a ploughman's boots; but I'm not going to mako a figure of my feet, I can tell yon. I've never" got cold with the shoes I've worn yet, and 'tisn't likely I should begin now. No Caudle, I wouldn't wish to say anything to accuse you ; no, goodness know I wouldn't make you tincomfortablo for tho world, but the cold I've got, I got ten years ago. I've ne ver said anything about it but it has never left me. Yea : ten years ago the day before yesterday. How can I rrccllrct it f Oh, ve ry well ; women remember things you never think of; poor souls ! they've good cause to do so. Ten years ago was sitting up for you, there now I'm not going to say anything to vex; you, only do let lue speak: ten years ago I was waiting for you, nnd I fell asleep, and thu fire went out, and when I awoke I found I was sitting right in the draft of the key-holo. That was my death Caudle, though don't M that make yon uneasy, love; fori don't think you meant lo do it. "Ha ! its all very well for vou to call it non sense ; and to lay your ill -conduct trpnn my shoes. That's like a man, exactly ! There ne ver was a man yet that killed his wi'e, who could give a good reason for it. No : I don't mean to say that you've killed rrre; quite the reverse! still, there's never been a day that haven't feh that key-hole. What! H7iy won't 1 have a doctor ? W hat s tho use of a doctor 1 Why should put up to eipense ? Besides, dare 6ay you'll do very well without me, Cau dle ; yes, afteT a little time, you wont miss in much no man ever does. "Peggy tells me Miss Prettymun called to day. What of il? Nothing, of course. Yes; know she heard was ill, and that's why she came. A little indecent, think, Mr. Caudle ; she might wait :-shan't be in her way long, she may soon have the key of the caddy, now.' Ha! Mr. Caudte! what's the use of your calling me your dearest soul now ! Well, do believe you. 7 dare say you do niosn it ; that is, 1 hope you do. Nevertheless, you can't ex pect can lie quiet in this bd, and think of that young woman not indeed, that she's near su young as she gives herself out. bear no ma lice towards her, Caudle not the least. Still, I don.t think could lie at pence in my grave if well, won't say anything more about her ; but you know what mean. think dear mother would keep house beauti fully fur you w hen Pm rone. Well, love, won't talk in that way if you desire it. Still, know 'vea dreadful cold ; though won't al low it for a minute to be the shoes certainly not. nevsr wear em th-ck, and yon know it. and they never gave me cold yet. No dearest Caudle, it's ten years ago that did it ; not that say a syllable of the mutter to hurt you. Tddie first. Mother, you see, knows all about your littla ways; and you wouldn't get another wife to . study you and pet you up as I've done a . cond wife never does; it isn't likely she shout J . And after all, we've been very happy. It hasn' t been my fault, if we've ever had a word or twi i, for you couldn't help now and then being aggn i. vating; nobody can help their tempers alwaj s, especially men. Still, we've been very hi p- py, haven't we, Caudle.' Goid night. Yes, this cold does tesr mi to pieces ; but for sll that, it isn't the shoe God bless you, Caudle ; no,it' not the shoes . won't say it's the key-hole ; but again ca? , if. not the shoes. God blvsa you once moiu Lot never say it's the sh'.te." There are otb.er Caudle papers extant. Some of these may, possibly, be presented to the uni- verae in cir next volume. From thea-e docu. msnts'.hc world wilt then learn, in the w!sf his wronged wife, 'wl at an ugjravatmg u hi Caudle really was!' Yes; the world w'M, ot lt, know hint 'as well as liC did.'