TERMS OF THIS AMI'ltlA,) II. B. MA8SKU, JOSEPH EISELY. ? PuBMSHKHS AHB S pRortuaTeas. B. MJISSEIt. fitlitor. OJJict in Centre Alley, in the rear of II. B. Mat ncr't Snre. THE" A M EKlTrTspiililTithcil etery Satur day at TWO DOLLARS per annum to be paid half yearly in advance. No paper discontin ued till all arrearages arc paid. No subscription received for a less period thin six months. All communications or letters on business relating to the office, to insure attention, must be POST PAID. 3.E3T FElTlTEEi & CO. Mantifiictnrcra of UMBRELLAS, PARASOLS, anil m SHADES, JVo. IP! Market Street, Plillndclphln, BNVITE the attention of Metchants, Mantif-ir-turers, Ace. &c, to their very extensive, ele gant, new stock, prepared with great enre, anJ ot tered at the lowest possible prices fir rash. The principle on which (his concern is establish ed, is t'i consult llie mutual interest i.f their ru-ln-merg anil themselves, by in .nufiicturing a good r tic e. selling it at the lowist price for cash, nnd rcalizinff their own rcniiiucrution, in the amount of ; sale? and quick reiums. j Possessing inexhaustible facilities fir mnnufac- , ture, they are prepaied to supply orders to anv ex- j tent, anil rt sp. cifttlly solicit the patronage of Mil- chants, Mimulactiircrg anil Dealers. dj" A large aMiinmenl of the New SStjlo Cur lain Pniasnl. Philadelphia. June I. 144. ly HEHEVS HOTEIi, FOimi:ill,Y tkkmoxt noisn, .o. lift Cli-iuit Street, PHILADELPHIA. . . rpiH ritS:i:ll)Kli. recently of jJJfjJ?J A ,.nding, la., would inform the pub " M'tA. lie that be has fitted up the above cap i !?tJ... ,,, cnnvi'iiielil i stalilisliinent. und will alwnv he r sdv loenteit in vi-ilors. Hues, ttblislie.l 'reputation in the line.it is hoped, will afford full arfurmirc, tint bis guest will be sup plied wi h cery minf.rt and nccoinm.d I'ion ; whils' bis house will be c- i.iluc ed ui der snc.lt t tiniieniei t as will si cu-e u cli r t. r lor ihe first responsibility, ami sii-lacl..r cnlerlainiltei.t lor in tJivii!u.il ai d taoid e-. Cliaryo for boarding ft peril v. DA'MEL II err. Philadelphia. Mav SSISII 1v To on it try .Tlcrthanl. Uoots, Shoos, Iiniiiicls. Leghorn and I'itlm I a at Hals (J. W. & L. U. TAYLOli, tit the S. E. citrmr of Market ami Fifth Sis., IHILABILPHIA, l.oieai!.rl..oll of which they sell at unusual. Iv low pi ices, nnd particiil ilv invite ti e u!teiiiii.ii ! AflTP 1 . ..,..., .i.u .i. nl nl fin I tFFKR fi-r sa e an xie..ie st-oruin nl ot l.in. is vMiu.g the ciu. m nu . iau. iy.ti hi oi , (Heir HOi K. Ci. W. I.. II. TAYLOR. Pbiladelplew, May '-'. 181 1. Iv T11.K.I l OIi S.t .'- The small ,rm. i U cut noil, ( nboir Kilt air.-s, about 2 nn'es j utiue Noitbum eil inl. .I'j-.in tut l.iods nl Jesse L. i II. ,.,.,,, Jo!,., l.eitho.t an.i oiU.s, wdi be j th up. it ai i Inn inn i- ina. e s i t die sui-scnber. : iui.luiv ik 21. II It. M l-'l!. j J" ''".'"". ' . " m., '. Z, 7 I T371I,i. M.l:l The l.igl.est price will be ! en l. r Fiat !cej I v 1 Auc :M. IH-U. II. H. MASKJ!. M)IT.A(iK I'l It L1-!S. Fin- copies oft e t'ot Kj ;r 'de.ihe,u.p.si look over , uMtshed, cenni'ntl E llie cooirnen'srv on uir. iiu iii'i ,r Tt staiiienl, ji-t ii ci ivi d .n.d Lr s de, fur six doll irs, bv June If,. II. 11. MAORIS. REMOVAL. DOC TO It .1. II. MASSKll, C3fg$!m RKPIX'Tn i.l.Y informs ihe cii yiff i.er.s of Suiibury and its vicinity, thai Jliii be h removed bis ollice In ihe white t&ZX buildin in M.i ki t SSpi oe, e.isl of Ira T. I I. nil m's -Inc. an I im.rd au Iv oppo-ik ll.e J o-t ollice, w in re be wib be happy to l.ccive ca'.U in the line of bis pro ession Simlmiy, Mav ! h. 1. I) A V I i r. V A X s Patent Fire nnd TliitT rrnf Iron Cliots, Slaie linod Hofrigoraturs, wiili Fillers attnclied wlit-n icfjiiirrd. ST AITS ?t, VA7S01T, Ao. 70 S'liiththiril St., oppnsitr the F.xrhaiige, PHILADELPHIA, MM I'Aini ur, ml '"!' een for sale l)vin F.vaih' Mai L.1..1 reieiif.Mii ....in ili'ibt cLv.-.-S-.niumr'ire und Thirl I'n C3iy?dWi;;'u'r'' ;i"-i-, f,,r !'V' V .-r!Tnr- Hooks. I'speis. I) .d. le -'" .-1 (inld, tMlvcr, Ace., &C, ! -i rrr- I ' ..I.... n.i.l !'... ii Pr. if .mum r'ire und Thi.t Proof I- ervmg e'ly, made . f II. .1 , ! r,.l ..... over Plank n nelV-five .ut of every one loin. bed now in use and lor sle be purchased cherry stones highly polished with are made.) Hi lirsl r..tc L icks and David Lvan : ivory screws which contains euch one hundred Pan in Kr bole ( 'overs similar to Ihe one eiiiinit- : . c . i i . ii! i . i . ,. . r .. .,!,., and twenty perfect silver spoons; an tngn rd t the Philadelphia LichaoRe. for ihree months j ' r in the suinnier ..f when ail the Keys weie at nious bauble worthy the patronnge of the jitve- Idieriv Ik lie used, and llie t'liest not oiened. al- n,H parj 0f P coiniuunily. We are tuld that Ibootih ihe rip, ,i,n; nt was lii.d ly h. least 1500 j Merlmger made a cup of pepper- persons. One of the SHine Locks was Hied by Itobliers, at (be Delaware L'.ml Otlice, in WhIiiuI corn which held twelve hundred other little street, above Th.nl. but di.l nut sucre. d. cups, all turned in ivory, each of them being (3 Hoisting Maehines, Iri n Doors, supem.i Locks, and all kinds of lion Had im. s''l slid (-'" pyinp Pitsxes, and !S:iuiboik grin rally, on baud ur IWiiiul o liirrd at the sliottesl iiulico fXjT t.' AUTIOX I do h. re'.y e .uii.m all per. sons ugliest makn t! ikihc, selling, or causing to tie mild, nv Ke) bole Covets for r Ire Pruol t h. W, or Doors, of anv kind similar in piiunple to my , Pa'ei.t, of lOlh Ju'y. IS4 I. and also gii.i Lmiiig , K.frirrato.s wnh Mate, tin winch my Patent ut For Yoi'Nti Men. Mr. DeUvon, the I em dated Sfiih March. 1K4 1, any iiifungemei.t will j p ,rance tefnner of Albany, was, in youth, a bo dealt wt;h according lu law. DAVID EVAN'S. Philadelphia, April 13, 1844 ly TORESTVILIiB UU4 i:i.HT WAV tUKHS. rOIIK sutiscrirwr has jtul nceived, for sale, a few I of (be above relrbraied Eight Day Clocks, which will be sol I si very irducrd pricr, for r-h. Alao, supeiior 30 hour Hocks, of (i e t est tusks end quality, which will be sold for ra-h. at $4 tO. Also, superior Un al hour LM.,fk.at $ 00. Dc. 21 4 3. ll-U-MAWKK. "oTO N E VVAItE f.r le. 15 825 Hume Jugs, from I quart to 3 gallons, 50 Kione Jrs, from 2 to 8 gallons. For stle, hep, by ei. 14 11.13. MA8SEK. SUNBUMY AMEBICAN. AND SHAMOKIN JOURNAL. Absolute acquiescence in the decisions of the lly DIasscr & risoly. From Scars' Magazine. Minute Womlera of Nature mid Art. I.EivKNiioKcK, the great micrscopic observer, calculates thnt a thottsanil millions of animal cula; which are discovered in common water, are not altogether so large as a grain of snntl. In the milt ofa single codfish there are more an imals than there tire upon the whole earth ; for a grain of sand is bigger than lour millions of them. The w hite matter that sticks to the teeth also abounds with animalc-tila; in the shape of eels. A mite wag anciently thought the limit of littleness ; bi.t we ore now surprised to be tolil of anim-ils twenty-seven millions of times smaller tl.nn a mite. Mnnsisa de I'lsle has gi ven the coniptitation of the velocity of the little creature scarce visible by its sinnllueps, which he found to run three inches in hnlf a second ; supposing now its feet to he the fifteenth part ot o line, it must make five hundred steps in the space of three inches, that is, it must shilt its let's five bundled limes in a second, or in the ordinary pulsation of an artery. The prohosis of a but'.erfly. which winds round in a spiral form, like the Fpring ol n watch, serves both lor month and tongue, by en tering into the hollows of flower and extracting their dews nnd juices. Thn seeds of strawber ries rise out of the pulp of tlx; Iruit, and appear themselves like strawberries when viewed by the microscope. The furina of the sun-flnwer seems composed of flat circular minute bo dies, sharp pointed round the rdges ; the mid dle of them appears transparent, and exhibits some resemblance to the flower it proceeds from. The powder seedsof cucumbers and me lons. The farina ot thrf popv appears like pearl barley. That of the lily i" a great deal like the tulip. The hairs of the bend are long titular fibres through which the blood circulates. The sling of a bee is a horny sheath or scabbard that includes two bearded dsrls.- the stinir of a wnsn has 8 beards on the side of euch dnrt, somewhat hoards of fi.-h hooks. The rye of gnuts nre pearled, it composed of many rows of little 8mj cjrri.ir protuberances ranged with the ut most exnclne-s. The wandering or hunting I spider, who spins no web, has two tufts of fro- ther fixed to its fore paws id exquisite beamy nnd coloring. A grain ot sand will cover two j Mln)r,.H scales of the sk in. and also cover tw en- , . , ly thousand pmces were perspiration may issue forth. Mr. Riker has inslly observed with ies- , Tx , .. .. PlCI Deity, that with hnn"an otom is a world, and a world is but an atom." Mr. Power says be Fnw a golden chain at Xrc.).fcf M.i'seiiin, of threi. hundred link, not more thnn an inch in length, fastened to and pulled aw ay by a fiva. And i myself says ll.i ker, in his Kssay on the Microscope have seen very lately, and hove examined with my m;cro- J scope, a chaise made by one Mr. Roverick, a j wutchsnakur hnvinL four wheels withull the ! proper npparatus belonging to them, turning rea 1 dily on their axles, together wilhanian jetting in the chiise, all formed of ivory, and drawn o long by a flea without any seeming difficulty. ( weighed it with the greatest cire I was able, I and found the chaise, man and flea, were barely ' equal to a single grain. I weighed also at the ! same time and place, a brass chain made by the i i same hand, about two inches long con'aining two i hundred links with a hook at one end, nnd a j padlock und a key at the other, and found it less i than the third pari nfa grain. I likewisehuve j seen a quadrille table, with a drawer in it, an i outing table, a sideboard table, a looking glass, ; twelve chairs with skeleton backs, two dozen ', plates, six dozen knives, nnd as many forks, ' twelve spoons I wo salts, a Irame ami castors, to- t gethcr with a gentleman, lady, and root man, all f.,,,, i a ntl in a rhet ru stonr. and not fillinr much ! , I "r? "' ' " ",r P"1 "'7 nre git on the edges, ond standing upon a foot ; and that so far Irom being crowded, or wanting room, the pepper-corn would have held four hun dred more. One pennyworth of crude iron can hy art be in itiufiiclured into wutch-sprinjjs, to as to produce botue thousand pound.'. member ol a club nuinbering fitly members, who used to meet at a Public House to enjoy a tdciul glass. One evening while on his way to llie club, he suddenly stopped and exclaimed aloud, Right utiout fuce ! And he did right a- bout face ; and suid to the gentleman to whom he related ihe circumstance, "ihe first block of buildings I ever erected in Albany, was erected on the corner directly in trout of where 1 formed that resolution." Forty-threo of his companions became drunk ards, and otokt all ol them found a drunkard's grave. majority, the vital principle of Republic, from which SuulMiry, XurthiimbciiniKl C o. An ICxtrnortllnary Case. A MuiiDKRKtt no Murderer We lenrn from the Hillsborough (Me.) Recorder of the "(Ith ultimo, that at the Superior Court, held at that place the preceding week, a most extraor dinary case was tried before Judge Caldwell, which is perhaps as singular in its details as any thnt have yet been recorded. A little girl, exactly twelvo years of age, and described as really beautiful in features, form and figure, was arraigned for the murder of her father. There was no one present at the time the deed was done, except two small children not competent evidence and consequently there was no evidence against, her but her own confession, nnd the fact of her futher being found dead in his own house, nnd no one there but herself; and it could not be proved, b It houoli exertion wns made to do so, that any person else had been there on the night of the murder. The father was a drunken wretch, and the mo ther was known to have a pnrainour, to whom suspicion was attached, but he proved clearly thnt he was somew here else on the night of the murder. It was proved that the father was at a grog shop on the evening of the murder; that he be came so intoxicated that the keeper ol the grog gery had to put him on a horse, ond send him home. On thp morning after the murder, the owner of the house happened to pass near the door, and discovered the corpse lying there. The mini was lying on a pullet before the lire, with one arm under hit head, in a sleeping po sition. The head was severed as with one blow ol an axe, and the severed part had rolled down, exposing the brains and whole interior of the skull, the axe having gone through the head, through three thicknesses ot the qinlt, and halt an inch into the floor! The owner of the house above mentioned immediately summoned the ! I ii l i . , I . "e.oniH.rs. ami ne.o nil in., nest over tin.' hodv.lbe I girl und two children being there all the tune, i The mother of the girl, nnd a son, 19 years of age, had loll home the evening be lore, and stuid all night at a neighboring house. The girl immediately confessed that she had killed him. I ler fir-t confession was, thnt her father came home drunk, and beat her with a s irk, and told her to pet a knife ; h was going to kill himself; hut she could no! finds knife. On being asked to show the stick wiih which he beat her, after looking about she pointed out one which one of the neighbors bad brought; and on examining her bodv. no bruises were found, which showed that tint part of her story wvs untrue. She then said that be eaiue home and laid down, and told her to kill him, nod on her refusing, he swore he would kill her ifshe did not; thnt she went and g-.t the axe, and he laid down, but .die slill refused to kill him, and he sworp hp w.iuld kill her. at the same time j raising himself up, ns if to get on Ins feel, nnd ', as he raised up sh struck him the lick but ihe evidence proves that the blow must hnvf be.-n ffi v.n when llie head was en the fl .er.thns proving more untruth en her part. The varia tions in her evidence nre singular, and excited much speculation. They are the i-flecl of n disturbed and excited Mate of mind, produced either by fright, or an over anxiety, poih!y, to I excuse the real murderer, if she did not commit the deed herself. She further stated, that having commuted the bcI, the sight made her sick, and to avoid faint iiiL', she threw a part of the quilt over the corpse and went to bed, first, however, telling her younger sister that si, n bad killed hrr daddy, and iIip child immediately started up nnd went ' 1 and laid in her read lather's arms a'l i.ij.t. I be murderer slept ! The evidence of medical gentlemen was, that a girl of her age and size had not tlrength to strike such a b'ow. This leads many to the belief that the real murderer is yet undiscover ed. While onp can scarcely realize that a child wool.) or could commit such a tleed, it is seen, on the oilier hand, that she confessed from the first moment that she did it, nnd no entreaties could make her alter her statement ; not even the loathsome solitude of a dungeon, through night and through day, or the persuasion of her counsel to disclose the truth, if she had not done it, in d Iheir (solemn admonitions that the gibbet aw tiled her unless she recanted. Nothing could move her. The jury retired but few minutes, ond re turned a verdict of "not guilty." The case has produced gteal excitement and speculation. She was released immediately. The heart less mother left town and went home after the trial was over, and before she hoard the verdict of lite jury ! Pompeii ooi.no to Run. Accounts fmm Naples repre'ent tho excavated city of Pompeii as going rapidly to decay, through the want of easy precautions to prevent it from lite corro sive influences of the atmosphere. W hat a shame it will be tothi.se responsible, jf, after be ing wondrotisly preserved for many centuries, these instructive relict should perith of neglect in few year ' there is no appeal hut 10 force, the vital principle and Ia. Saturday, April VI, IS 15. , . II- i . ii . UI..JI .j (jAMut.v.its. The following paragraph is a translation trom the Gorman of Lichwehr. It is n bold picture and forcibly drawn : 'A man who hid gone over a great part of the world returned at length home from his travels; his friends came and requested him to relate what he hnd seen. 'Listen,', said he. 'Eleven hundred miles beyond the llurons there are men whom I thought very strange ; they frequently sit tit table until lute in the night; there is no cloth laid, they do not wet their mouths ; light nings might flash around them; two armies might be engaged in battle ; even the sky might threaten to crush them in its lull, they would remain unmoved on their scnt, for they are deaf ond dumb. Vet now and then there escape from their lips a hnlf broken, unconnee led. and unmeaning Found, and they horribly roll their eyes at the same time. I often stood looking ot ll.ein with astonishment, for w hen such silting take plice people frequently go to witness them. Relieve mebrethern, I shall ne ver forget the horrible contortions which I Ihere saw. Despair, fury, malicious joy, bihI anguish. were by turns visible in their countenances. Their rage, I assure yon, appi ared to me thnt of the furies ; their gravity thnt of the judges of hell ; and their anguish Hint of milefsctnr?.' 'Rot what was their object V asked his friends. 'They attend perhaps to the welfare ol the com munity !' 'Oh, no!" 'Tbfy are seeking the philosopher's stone V 'Von are mistaken.' 'They wish to discover the qurndratiire of the circle V 'No.' 'They do penance fur old sins!" 'Nothing of all this.' 'Then they are nmd ; if they neither hear, nor spenk, nor feel, nor see; w hut can ihey bedding !' 'They are Ci ambling ;' The Paris Correspondent of the Newark Dai ly Advertiser, hvs been to the (irand Opera, n'"1 he is revere upon the Duchrsg D'Aomale, "d Prir.ressde Joinvillc, whom he saw there. menu owing lerrns ; "Anion the distinguished spectators were the Duchess D'Aumale and the Princess and I'i nice de Jomville. The keenest apircr lor rank nnd station, unless totally devoid of taste, won'd hesitate to accept tin eminence of the young I'i inc, if he were obliged to take with it tin.' Princess also. To be sure he would pos sess a Princess of Brazil, and a heap of gold and diamonds, but w ith them must be included a face, n hose most prominent cliararteristic is a long nose, which does pot uppror less longer ujly, because it is princely ; a tkin probably rolored bv contact with Brazilian gold and a neck, which, thouoh rivalling the swan's in 1, ,v-',h- c- rtainly does not in white ness, or in "r"c,- 1 ""1 fW of fV.ming colors wnsdefi. ' "nit ' " "'" u-u'' w,,'rl' "'""!' " "very r r. i.eh wi ii imi i f the ie;i'ni. I lie Duchess D' A ii inn If, tin oli coming 'ruin the extreme south l,H V- '"""" c""1!' x '" '" r , ,:,r,' ",,v""1 "" '"1"r H 1 n" ; which, syinp-th z ng A.lh l.-r I v n i r s' i"';biir's in length, had apparently rcreivii s'lin which rendered it somewhat ot a puj." How. Pkisce Ai.mi:hv asutiu: SrorciiMVN. The following nnecdo'o of Prince Albert ami a Scotchman is told in a foreign paper : ' On the occasion of lo r M ijesty's recent vi sit to Scotland, the Prince win taking n lorn upon the deck of the royal ya' lit ; und on Bp- proiching tht) caboose or Conking-hoiise, the ! olluct iry nerves of his It.iynl lliohnes-s were i sensibly b Heeled by the 'sweet smelling savor' 1 iMoertriniT from tin bo luor cauldron. 'VA'lint i ' . "".,,,. .i , .. ., ! ill de pute : asked the royal consort ot tli Qiiei) ... yim ke (((, ,(. I ( Cale.lo,..- ! .. . . , ,, , , .. .. i on. le lioodgo pootlge ! rxclntmed the I r.nce; I , . . . . , ... .... . . . chei'de cusine, ignorant of the rank of his inter rogator; 'nw'll be telling you enough ; there's tmiriieps inlelt, nnd there's carret intelt, and there's ri.nolten inlelt, ami there's water intelt, and them's .' 'Yh, yah,' inteiruptid the Pi nice, 'but what ess enutreh !' 'Am aw no toiiiii ye a' the time !' said Ihe gastronomic art ist : 'there's toorueps intelt ;' and again repeat ing the category ol ingredients, he was a second limo slopped by the Pi nice, who wis pcrjdex ed to know tho meaning ot inlelt . The tvot, losing all patience, exclaimed, 'ye tlul't gow!, it ye ennna underslan' ine, maybe ye'd like to put your nose intelt.' The Prince, somewhat dis concerted lighted his meerschaum, walked aO, descended into the saloon cabin, and requested his secretary to refer to Ihe latest edit mil of Ihe Scottish dictionary, in order to find out what was 'intelt.' " A Petrtfiko Cokph was found ol Berthier, Canada, a tew days airo. Some wotkinen who had occasion to remove several enflins. in exca tiling for the enlargement of (ltd church at that place, came upon one of unusual hardness, and on sinking it it split into pieces, 'Ji.chumig a body thoroughly preserved and turned to stone. The remains ne llio-etd a Mrs Morrison, who died about twenty years sgo, and was buried be neath the floor of the church. A small roiininc stream passed beneath the coffin, and to its ef fects this singular preservation ot the corpse ie to be traced. immedia'o parent of despotism. Jarriensoa Vol. 5 o. till- Whole o, 23?. Mrs. r.uillr's Cnrtatn l.ortnrr.. rAlml.K JOINS A llXll "lilt SKYLARKS " 'I'm sure a poor woman hnd belter be in her grave than married ! That is, if she can't bo married ton decent man ! No; I don't care it you are tired, I shan't let you go to sleep. No, ond I won't say what I have to say in the morning ; I'll say it now. It's all very well for you to come home at what timi you like it's row hnlf-past twelve, and, rxpct I'm to hold my tongue, nnd let you go to sleep. What next, ! wonder ! A woman had better be sold for n sluve at once. 'And so you've pone and joined a club! Thn Skylarks, indeed! A pretty skylark you'll make of yourself! Bull won't stay and bo ruled by you. No: I'm determined on that. I'll go and take the dear children, and you may tet w ho you like to keep ynnr house. That is, as long ns you have a house to keep and that won': be long, I know. I low any decent man can go and spend his nights in a tavern ! oh, yes, Mr. Caudle ; 1 dare say you do for rational conversation. I should like to know how many of you would care for what you call rational conversation, if you had it without your filthy brnndy-and-water : yes, and your inorj filthy tobacco smoke. I'm sure the Inst time you came home, I had the hendnrhe for a week. But 1 know who it is who's taking you to destruction. It's that brute, Prettyn.nn. lie hns broken his own poor wife's heart, nnd now ho want's to but don't you think it, Mr. Caudle; I'll not have my peace of mind destroyed by the best innn that ever tr.id. Oh, yes ! I know you don't cure si long ns you can appear well to oil the world but the world little thinks how you be have to me. ItFhall know it though that I'm determined. 'I low any man enn leave his own happy fire side to go nnd sit, nnd smoke, Bnd drink, and talk with people who wonld'nt one of them lift a finger to save h.m from hanging how any man can leave his wife and a good wife too, thonoh I sny it lor a parcel of pot companions oh, it'H disgraceful, Mr. Caudle ; its unfeel ing. No man w ho has Iho leost love for his w.fe could do it. 'And I suppose tlvs is to be the case every Saturday ! But I know what I'll do. I know it's no use, Mr. Caudle, your calling me a good cri alure ; I'm not such a fool as to be coaxed in that av. No; if you want to go to sleep, veil should come homo in Christian tune, not at half .last I . elve- There was a J triers, was playing about the house with a fish tiu. e when you were as legnlar at your fireside ing tackle complete, pule, lino nnd hook, wli-j as a kettle. That was w hen you were a decent when he discovered the old lady w ith her mouth man, nnd didn't go with Heaven knows who, widely distended, thought it was a fine oppor thinking and smoking, and making what you , Utility to 'catch a fi.-h.' Accordingly, in order think jour jokes. I nevtr hcitrd any gooiM come to a man who cared about jokes. No re spi elah'e tradesiirill ilo.-s. But I know who. 1 ,t. I'll scare awav votir Skylarks. The IniiiM- sells I ipior n't. r twelve of a Saturday ii'el i ; Mid it' d.-ii't wrdn to the magistrates ni.d hhve the licen-e taken away, I'm not Iving in this bed this night. Yes, you may call me a foolish woman ; but no Mr. Caudle, n ; it's you who are the foolish man; or worse than a foolish man, you're a wicked one. If yon were todip to niorrnv and the people who i.'o to pubi c houses do all they can to short en their hves I should like to know who would write up.iit your tombstone, 'A tender husband and nil nfl.'clionale father.' 1 I'd have no such lalsi'lio ..Is told of you I can assure you. (J ing nnd spending vour money, and non sense ! don't tell mc no, if you were to ten times sweur it, 1 woul.l'iit believe that you on ly sp -nt eighteen pence on a Saturday. You can't be nil those hours and only spent! eighteen pence. I know belter. I'm not quite a fool, j f!.t or two o! the mouth ortho patient ; then to Mr. Caudle. A great tleil yru could hnve for j drill a hole through a r file bullet and dro it o eigbteeii pence. And all the Club married j ver the line, down on the hook. Li order lu fix men and 'nthers of families. The more si. nine the bullet on the point of the hook, and main for Yin ! Skylarks indeed .' Tiiey should cull lain it firmly in that position, a reed wns pro-them-elves Vultures ; for they can only do as cured, fie joint punched out, and then passed Ihey always d' by robbing their innocent wives J down over the line, and pressed firmly over ilia and chtldien. Hightecu pence a week ! And j bullet. In ihu manner the hook, bullet and it'll wasoi.ly thai tin yoti knotv what filly two ( repd were all withdrawn at once, very easily, eighteen-peiices come loin n year ! Do you j without any injury." ever think of that and see the gowns I wear?: I'm s-.ro 1 can't, out of the house money, buy A 1-,VE SKrtl. In exhuming te bones or myself a pin cushion; I hough I've wantid one j Mar-hal la'ely. who v a eon.rnde nfMnrif, these six months. No, not so much as tall nJ f"Ill'y nnw wished to tn. sf. r l is of cotton. 15ui what do vou cure .o you can remains to another cemetery, the sku'l suddenly eet v.inr bran.lv und water ! There's llie girls too llie things tie y want ! They're never . r)'M W,P8 hr,' e'e' "t'fi-ry liht! Ti a t'ressed like other people's cl.ild.eii. But i.'s ! "i-TSers fled in a'l directions, but the stinerii,. all tho same to their futher. Oh ye ! So he j tendent went to the spot, and discovered that can go w ith his skylarks they may wear sack. ' " enormom snake had coded itself in to com cloth for pinafores, ond pack thread for garters. 1 ntih!n hollow of the brain, ond looked out o'' 'You'd better not let Mr. Prrtiyman come hare, that's all ; or, rather, you'd better bring him one. Yes, I should like to see hiin. He wouldn't forget it. A man who, I may say, lives and moves only in a spittoon. A man who has a pipe in his mouth as constant as his front teeth. A rt of tavern king, wilhalot of fool like you, to laugh at what he thinks bis jokes, and givo h'tni consequence. N ), Mr. Caudlf, no ; it's no use your IvUir.g oio to go toflfrp, for I wcii't. Go t lcr p, indeed! I'm rnicEs or Auvuirisiiva. 1 square I insertion. fn 60 I do S do - . 0 75 I do 8 d.J - I Oil V.nrj subsequent insertion, OM Yearly Advertisements: one ooltimn, 1 25 ; helf . column, $18, three squares, f 12; two squares, f V J one square, ffi. Half-yearly: one column, $19 i half column, $12 ; three squares, f 8 ; two squ ores. $5; one square, $3 AO. Advertisements left without directions at to lbs length of time ihey are to he published, will le continued until ordered out, and charged accon!' itiRly. (Jiitecn linei make a square. sure it's almost tune 1 1 get up. I hardly kuov what's the uso ot coming to bed at a'l now. 'The Skylarks, indeed ! 1 suppose you'll bo buying a 'Little Warbler,' and ot your time of life, bo trying to sing. Tho peacocks will sinij next. A pretty name you'll get in the neigh borhood ; ond, in a very little time, a nice face you'll have. Your no.o is getting redder al ready ; and you've just one of the noses liquor always flies to. You don't see it's red 1 N I dare say not but 1 son it ; I see a great many things you don't. And so you'll go on. In a little time, with your brandy and water don't tell nie that you only tuke two email plns.-i. es ; I know what men's two Fmnl! glasses nre ; in a little time you'll Itovo a face all over as it was made of red currant jam. And I should like to know who's to endure you then 1 I won't so don't think it. Don't come to mc. 'Nice habits men learn nt clubs'. There' j Joskins, he whs a decent creature once, and now I'm told he has more than once boxed his wife's ears. He's a Skylark too. And 1 sup pose some day, you'll be trying to box my ears! Don't attempt it, Mr. Caud!e; I say d n't at tempt it. Yes it's all very well for you to sny you don't menn to but I only say again, don't attempt it. You'd mc it till the day of your death, Mr. Caudle. 'Going and sitting for four hours at a tavern ! What men, unless they had their wives with them, can find to talk about, I can't think. Nu good, of course. 'F.iehteen-pence a week and drnking bran- j dy-nnd-water, enough to swim a bint ! And smoking like the funnel of a steamship ! And I can't afford mvc!f so much ns a piece of tape. It's brutal, Mr. Caudle. It's vc-ve-ve ry bru- la!.' And, says n no'e in Ihe M8. by Mr. CaiicMo 'Here, thank heaven ! yawninjj, she fell a sleep.' Swamowino a Hook -The following, which the Boston Traveller thinks good enough to b-j nhnost a "fish story," is related in the New Or leans Medical Journal, by Dr. Kilpntrick, of Woodville, Mississippi. Tho case occurred in Barnwell district, South Cirolina : "Mrs. was enpving her usual sistn, in the afternoon of a warm day, on a pallet spread upon the floor in n cool part of the house, and while she wos lying on her back sleeping plea santly, no donb' dreaming of past pleasures, her ; grandson, a little urchin of three or four sum- tl5 effect his purpose, he cautiously depos ted ihu barbed hook, (I believe there was no bait on it) into his grand-dame's open mouth. Thn titilalion caused her to awake suddenly, ond r.s her mouth wau dry front exposure, sl.e closed it, end swallowed the lunik two or three inches below the avoln. So soon as she discoved lex situation, the whole family was assembled l y her calls and cries ofdistress, except little Char' ley, who had dri pped his pole in a panic on I run off. "Some gentle efliirts were essayed to remove) the hook, both by the patient and some of llie family; bu', being apprehensive of fixing lie barb in the thtoiit, tliey cms- ! i." f r:., despatched a me;-s. n. r f r Dr. C I. -i ". tony, who resided in the nioi.boriirw.il. W'leti he arrived, and found 'hat t'.e honk waa nl fas tened into the flesh, the fertile brin siigtesteij a plan fcy which it could he removed safely, ea sily, an without an ope alien. "The plan was to cut i ff the line within a beeamp violently agitated, and from one of the) his left eye as out ot a window. An argument put into the old soldier's ear drove the thing opt of his head, and the skull was once more d epos-ted where it mijit give o'er its 'nid, ml, nt el ding.' A Hoosira and Mcsmi.f.ism "Where yo'l ever in the tnesrrerie ttte ?" said a believer itt the seience to a flat-boat Horsier. ' I n?vcr u, stranger, " said the Uooier,' I raaic ficn th State of Indianry myielt, fut I've hveti ia tin Iowa territory ' XL