SUNBUKY AMERICAN. AND SHAMOKIN JOURNAL; ritirns or ttvi:itnii.(;. It. V. MASSE II, JOSEPH EI8KLY. " Pl'BLIRHRRt ARB S PniiFHitTomi. t tiiinro t inietfiun, I .to 3 d I do 3 ,lt . JO f.O . n ir 1 Oft . rt. jnjtssvn, tumor. OJice in CenTre Alky, in the rrar of H. U. Mas icr'i Store. THE" AMERICA K"TlbuSed ery Satur day at TWO DOLLARS frnr unnum to be paid half yearly in advance. No paper dmcontin tied till a Lb arrearage are paid. No subscriptions received for a lesa period than nix mortrs. All communication or letters on business relating to the office, to insure attention, muat be POST PAID. Every uhctpietil insertion, 0 2ft .Yearly AdTritixetnriita : one column. S 25 ; hlf TERMS OP Tilt: " AMMllCAX." column, f 18, lluep squares, $12 two Uarrs. f .) ; oiib squnre, f.'i. Half-yearly: one column, i I ; half column, f II j three vquares, 3 ; two squnre, J.'H ono square, $3 f0. Advertisement tell without directions as to leneth of time they are to he published, will t continue.) until ordered out, nd charged rtccord ingly. (jj-SixteeN bne make square. ! . 1 1 - 1 i . . ' . i a..' i J' ... j ' i Absolute acquiescence in the decisions of the mnjoriiy, the vital principlo of Republics, from which there is no appeal but to force, the vital principle and immediate parent of dtvputiant. JarrKRad. lly Masse r & Elsely. Simbiiry, Northumberland Co. Va. Saturday, July a?, ISJ. Vol. 4.o. 1 1 Whole .o,,'200. From Tait'a Magazine. TUB POOH MAS TO III9 DEAD CHILD. Yea, lie thou there, my little one, The death dew 'a on thy brow, Thy eyea are closed to flower and sun, Thy pulse ia quiet now. No more thoii'll ask, my famished boy, For bread with waiting cry, When I'd have given my flesh with joy, Hut bread I could not buy. Poor child ! thy sharp, cold features Fpeak Of pain, and want, and care, (1ft did the tear drops on thy cheek Freeze in the biting air. But colder than the keenest wind, Were human hearts to thee, Because, though claiming human kind, Thy lot was poverty. The proud ones say 'tis heaven's award They but kind heaven obey, To keep the gilts of nature barr'd From those who cannot pay. My child, 'tis sadly sweet to think Thou'lt never hunger more, Nor gaze with wistful eye, yet shrink From bread's inviting store. But, oh ! my faded (lower, for this Was thy young being given, To meet with nought but wretchedness, And frowns from earth and heaven ? Was this the pledge of cradled smile That spoke the happy dream, And gave me, worn with pain and toil, Of passing bliss a gleam ? And yet, mayhap, thy fate is bless'd And I should rather joy That thy young heart the woes have miss'd That wait the poor man's boy. The cold repulse, the galliiiL' sneer, That drives to theft and shame ; The niad'ning thought the soul that sear, The scom'd and blighted name. O, yes ; or haply worse than all, Thou might'st have lived to be A servile, crouching, flattering thrall At some wealth-dagon's knee Than this, thy eyes I'd rather close On all thou might'st have seen, All stricken through with many woes As thy young heart hath been. The Rev. I)u. llwrs, of Hartford, having just returned from his visit to Greece, Turkey, Syria, the Holy Land, &c, a tier an absence of nine months, gave an interesting account of the condition of religion in throe countries, on Sunday evening to an overflowing audience in the Centre Church. He returned, he said, to this hind of pure religion, with fur deeper convictions of the inappreciable blessings we enjoy, and ot the great importance of preserving and extending the influence of our institutions, than he had ever before experienced. lie gave anatlecting account of the miserable condition of the countries he had visited, where the most corrupt forms of religion prevailed, Greece, especially, was impoverished by its perverted Christianity, as may be interred from the fact, that there are more fast days in her calendar than there are days in the year ! The Creeks, vain, superstitious race of bigots, extremely jealous of foreigners, prove so intractable that the American and British mission societies have resolved to withdraw their efforts and di rect them to sections of more promise. The is lands and countries of the Mediterranean, bles sed with the greatest natural advantages, are all declining in population. He could hardly believe himself, as he now looked around, in the same planet that he trod in Turkey, Greece, and Syria. He was often led to repeat during his journey, the saltation of America is the hope a the world. It we would evangelizo the world, we mu6t save our own country. And be brought back from this visit to the Oriental Churches, a warmer esteem towards all deno minations, and he thought such a vist a certain cure for narrow mindeducssat home. Sinutlar Phenomenon. All at once, on Wednesday afternoon last, a well on the pre mises of M. Jacob Stevens, in Lyme, in this county, commenced overflowing and still con tinues with undiminished force, it is estimat ed that the discharge is at least sixty hogsheads per minute ! The water is cold and very clear. We learn that the well has been dug and used for many years. To enable our readers to judge something of the projectile force of the water, it ia said that good sized stones thrown into the well are quickly ejected. Tho redundancy of water, overflowing the adjoining land, is doing much damage to the crops in tlio vicinity. Mvrwalk (O.) Vxpoiitvr, 'd July. TUB SOUTH WEST, The following are extracts from a letter pub lished in the N. Y. Journal ofCommerce. Iiato.i Kot'oR stands on the first high ground on the Mississippi above New Orleans, being one hundred and thirty miles above that place. The Louisiana Stato Prison is located here, as also extensive U. S. Barracks, which at pre sent contains two companies U. S. troops. The State Prison contains 1 convicts, who are employed in various mechanical occupa tions, the most prolitable of which is tho pro duction of coarse cotton and woollen goods suit able for negro clothing, made by machinery brought out from tho north ; witlis;eani engine to drive it, &c. The manufacture of this de scription of goods, which finds a ready sole for cash, fur all that can he made, will yield in Iau isiana from 10 to .")() per cent, clear profit; even when worked by slave laNir. It may be considered more prolitable than any other busi ness in the state. The wonder is that it has not been heretofore more extensively engaged in. Pi-car Estates Owing to the protective duty on sugar, and its consequent advance in price, and the tall in the value of cotton, a great many large plantations heretofore planted in cotton have been changed into sugar estates. I know of three in this neighborhood that have been thus changed ; two of which I visited yes terday. One, the estate of the Messrs. P s, cast two miles of this village, formerly made about 2(K) bales of cotton, this year it will pro bably make from l.'ifl to ISO hogshead of sugar. Dr. P., a friend of mine, owns a splendid estate directly opposite this village, on the right bank of the Mississippi Hivcr, for which some five or six years since, he paid 120,000 dollar?. On this estate he made about 500 bales of cotton. This year he has a most splendid crop of sngar cane growing on it. He will probably produce this year 4."i0 hogshead of sugar, besides molas ses. There is another estate a few miles be low, on the left bank of the river, which made about 100 bales of cotton. This year it is all in sugar cane. Some estates will yield six hogsheads of su gar to the hand. In favorable years the ave rage may be set down at five hogsheads. One hand can cultivate from 5 to (1 acres in cane, and at the same time raise sufficient corn to support him in bread. Sugar at 5J to 0 cents is equal to cotton at 10 and 11 cts. per lb. It requires two years to change a cotton plantation into a sugar estate. The first year all they can do is to raise sufficient ratoons seed cane with which to plant the crop the second year. The machinery including sugar house, strum engine for grinding tho cane, and ket tles for boiling, cost according to tho extent of the crop to be gathered, from 5 to 0,000. There is often injury done to the cane by frost, between the loth of October and the 'JOlh of November. This is now measurably obviat ea y tlic planters, try the system ot "win row ing,"as it is called. When they discover that frost is likely to intervene, they immcd alely cut down the cane, piling it on the drills were 'hey cut it, and cover over the stalks with the leaves and tops of the cane, which prevents the stalks from freezing, w hich never fails to sour the juice, and render it unfit for conversion in to sugar. In line, cold weather, the cane w ill keep a longtime under cover, and can be ground up as desired. Scf.nkhv or the Mississippi. I have tra velled over various parts of the world, but mi' where have 1 seen u':h splendid plantations. such beautiful residences, and such a highly improved and cultivated country, as that bonl dering the Mississippi, from Point Coupe dow n to New Orleans, a distance of aliout l."0 miles The private dwellings in most instances, are beautifully and tastefully arranged, being em bowered amnio', beautiful shade trees, and sur rounded by the richest and most enchanting flowering shrubbery. These shores seem to be the very home ot the mucking b,rd, and others of rich and beautiful plumage ; while the sugar fields stretch out like vast carpets of the richest green. Even the negro dwellings are general ly neat looking cottages, set up from the ground, built of good framed timber, well weatherboard ed and shingled. They arc painted white, set in rows, with shude trees in trout, ami altoge ther have a neat e fleet, Each double cottage has a good brick chimney in the centre, and each house contains one .family. When the fine family mansion, the large julo of white painted brick sugar houses, and rows of white cottages for tho residences of the negroes, are viewed from the river, each estate presents the appearance of a pretty village, freo from the outbkirt rubbish and old houses which usually surroui.d ordinary villages. The capital invest ed in these sugar estates is immense, and will probably ba increased. Tin Mo kino Diitn. This is tho laying season with the mocking bird. The trees and shrubs near the house contained ncits of young birds which the parents termed to be guarding with great vigilance. An unlucky dog happen ed to pass near their location, when the female mockingbird flew down upon its back, struck her talons in his hair, and commenced pecking him with her beak, with crcat viiror, at tho same time screaming and flapping her wings, which greatly alarmed the cur, who ran oil at the top of his speed. PARISIAN BANKER. M. Lafitti:, the great Parisian banker, who recently died possessed of immense wealth, rose to fortune from an humble station in life. A foreign journal by a lute arrival contains the following slory of his first appearance in Paris: " hen M. Laliltecame to Paris in 177", the i extent of his ambition was to find n situation in was so much of a barbarian as to think that chi a hanking house, and to attain this object ho ' valrous homage to the sex would not derogate called on M. Perregaux, the rich Swiss hank- . from the loftiest station, end that what would rr, to whom ho had a letter of recommendation, j be rudeness in the uieanei-t peasant could not Thii gentleman had just taken possession of the hotel of Mad le. Gurmard, which hud been put up to lottery by that lady and won by Ihu ; fortunate hanker. It w as to thiscliartning ha- j bitation, which has since been demolished, that ; M. Ijafiltcpaid his first visit in Paris, and, as it ' were, took his first step in tho Porisiun world. ; I'lie young provincial poor and modest, timid ! and anxious entered by that gateway which had witnessed so many of the gaities ot the last ' century. lie was introduced into the boudoir of the danscuse, then become the cabinet of the banker, and their modestly stated the object i of his visit. " 'It is impossible for me to admit you into ; my establishment at least for the present,' re- ; plied the banker : 'all my offices have their full complement. If! require any one at a future time, I will see what can be done ; but i:i the meantime I advise you to seek elsewhere, for 1 I do not expect to have a vacancy for some 1 tune. 1 TVith a disappointed heart the young as-pi- , rant for employment lett the office, and while J with a downcast look he traversed the court- , yard he stooped to pick up a pin which lay in his path, and which he carefully stuck in the' lippcl of his coat. Little did he think that this ; trivial action was to decide his future fu'.e, but : so it was. j 1' roin tlic wiiulow ot lus cabinet iW. l'erro gaux had observed the action of the young man The Swiss banker was one of those keen ob- j servers of human actions who estimate the value j of circumstances apparently trifling in them- selves, and which would pass unnoticed by the majoiity ul mankind. He wus delighted with the conduct ot the young stranger. In this simple action he saw the revelation of a charac ter ; it was a guarantee of a love of order and economy, a certain pledge of a 11 the qualities w hich should bo possessed by a good financier. j A young man who would pick up a pin could I not fail to make a pood clerk, merit the conti- deuce of his employer, and attain a high degree of prosperity. In the evening of the saino day M. Ivifiltc received tho following note Iroin M. Perregaux : 'A place is made for von in mv office, which you may take possession of to-morrow morning.' The anticipations of the banker were not de coived. The young La fi Repossessed every de sirable quality, and even more than was at first , expected. From simple clerk he soon rose to be cashier, then partner, then head of the first banking house in Pans, and afterward in rapid succession, a deputy and president of the Coun- cil of Ministers, the highest office t which a citizen can aspire. On w hat a mile does the fortune of a man sometimes depend. Rut for the simple inci dent ot the pin, M. Iitilte would, perhaps, ne ver have entered into the house of -M. Perre gaux ; another employer might not have open ed to him so wide a field of action, und his ta lents und intelligence would not have led to such magnificent results. Little did Perregaux think thai tho hand which would pick up u piu was that of a mm, generous to prodigality in doing good a hand always open to succor honorable misfortune. Never were riches pi tied in belter hand never u.u oa.:Ktr or prince iimm. r noun; M ., W)lie ie ... ,,. use of them." j ( ul) , 0 js (it.1,.Tl',,l yvt orgt.r ,JIuij. A TiRkiNii Phi ai hku. Nasiredden as- ,ltS UBC '''clric cyli nder, cended the pulpit of the uupie and thus ad- j - - - dressed the congregation "O, true believers!! A l.iviv. Pi.ini- n i n u t 'mi oua i mi C do you know w hat 1 am going to say to y.-.i ''' i Tkii: has lately been piesi-nled to the "No." responded the Congregation. After say- I loi tu ulturul Society by the E.i.-l Lulu t 'ouip i- i i i . . i. - i... 1. 1.. i nig "there is no use ot wasting my tune on such ny, und is now growing in the Cln u k, G.ir uu ignorant set," NuBiredii'ui letl the pulpit. A ' den, lmdoii. ll is in perteel health, ami not second time lie asked the congregation, "O, ' w ithstandmg the fables of Hutch travellers, per- true believers do you know what I am go ing to say to you !" "We know," replied the audience. "Then there is no use in telling you," (aid Nasireddin, and again desended. When next he came to preach, and asked his usual question, the congregation resolved to mike a trial of his poweis, answered "Some of us know, and sonic of us do not know." Said Nasireddin, "let lliose who know tell those who do not know, and 1 shall bo spared the trouble of preaching." So saying, he came down tioiii the pulp. I und went hi, way. A London journal speaks in the following terms of the impression mode on the Emperor by the manners of the British Court : The desjtotic Czar saw with amazement and distaste the stiftuess and rigid etiquette of the English Court. What most struck and scan dalized the Prince of semiburbarians was the want of homngc to tho sex, ladies being kept standing in the persence of Prince Albert, waiting on him like servants, and backing out before him. Ho found that the spirit of gal lantry, w hich has its decorum every where el-c, was not allowed to grace tho highest circle. The superiority of rank to the soul of manners was what the Czir could not understand. lie consist with the true dignity of a Prince ; he could not comprehend how observances that would be unmannerly in any other sphere could exalt a particular station. It seemed to him that a position w as degraded by effeminacy which required of women the houiHge to a man that men ordinarily take u pride in paying the sex. to DcRNT KiiuiiAiiB in l)i a k u no; a. It may be useful to know the value of burnt rhubarb in di arrheea. It has been used with the same plea sing effects, for more than twenty years. Alter one or two doses, the pains quickly subside, and the bowels return to their natural state. The dose is from five to ten grains. The manner ot preparing it is to burn the rhubarb powder in an iron pot, stirring it until it is blackened ; then smother it in a covered jar. It loses two. tliirtls ot its weight ly the incineration, it is nearly tasteless. In no one case has it failed where given. It ninv be given in milk or wa ter. Cini: rnt Cam-mi. Mr. Thomas Tyrre j of Missouri, says he has t tlectually cured him self of an obstinate cancer, by the free use ot : potash, made from the ashes ot red-oak, boiled : to the consistence of molasses, used as a pou : tice, covering the whole with a coat of tar. i Two or three applications will remove u!l pro- i tubcranees, ufter which it is only necessary to heal the wound with common salve. A New ami iMcoiiTAkr llwovi.uv. I'r. Ridge of London, has discovered that certain appearances in parts of the tongue indicate the presence of certain disease, mid that these parts correspond with certain organs ot the body. In his b:uk the divisions ot the tongue lire illustra ted like those of the skull in the volume of the phrenologists. Fakmkiis, make voi'R own Camh.i. Take two pounds ot alum, for every ten pounds of tallow, dissolved it in water before the tallow is put in, and then melt the tallow in the alum water with frequent tirrmg, and it will clarify and harden the tallow so as to make a most beau fill article tor either winter or suu'iiht u.-e, al j ",osl as '"h1 as l' li'""J rM EiiuR. We have t'requeutl'ully referred to the , great and cheap abundance of eggs in Ohio. A single houso in ' 'nieinnaii has, m one summer, utiimu.il In .ju.' f Irti.Miik. ..YIMHI ll'orth nt'eirrrA TiecpBljt ,,r reliiml) ,,. .,mpooli J ,y iKltluced ,llthcielll ,or lts own use; ! , , ...vitimi. iminir themamar- - - - -gt o o - ket, induced attention ti) the subject, and they now send annually to I.icrM.l $t')liO,(i('M worth of eggs. It pioper means could be relied upon for sate packinR, we could ship a million f dol lars worth annually to England and other places w here eggs are scarce. To MT.tKAi i: Mi i vi n ruim i in: Shine, um rut: tut v aim: nl n.--l'i und the slniie into a powder, put the powder on h no t.ilic plate, or a plate of dry glass; take a loii'J glass lube, or stick, dry it, uuJ then rue it briskly Willi a dry eiik handkerchief; hold the tube over the povwler; and, of the tnetul und the stone, "one shall be taken out und the u- petrat'd by Harwi.i, may be approached with Bufcly. ll is however, so virulent a poison that no prudent person would bundle it without pro per precaution. A certain member of the Irish parliament, whose father had been a bhoemaker, hav ing in tho course of his speech used rouie language which caused him to bo culled to order by Mr. t'urrau, the gentleman complained that Mr C. htiil hioh) it the 'iri nd of 1,11. i'-ori i "Then trot ' In li r the next tune," i plied Cuiran. THK IDI.K FAMILY. An KMrn Apologue TRANSLATED FROM THE ARABIC, BT A. "l. fc. When Constantinople was in its ienithas the Turkish Metropolis, there resided, in one of tho villages on the banks of the beautiful Rospho rns, a very poor family, the decendants of an I- talian soldier who had died there, returning from the Crusades. This family consisted of j the man, whose name was Payarotti, his wile j Gertrude, ami two children, a daughter who was very beautiful, and was called Isabella, and a sou named Isltonello. They were all ' very little and lazy, so much so that the mother I and daughter could not I induced to cam any money, nor even to make their own clothes, ! Fwr """"y wn" t,:'n 10 n. whic" V-3 but they washed their only dresses each week i ,he ,nitl' of vv,mt 1 ',avo Wfi,ro sTft,0,, of 11,0 as they w ere sjiled. j feelings of the Turks towards the Franks r- One day us the Sultan was riding through , cl'inH r':'c of vvorshir. Tho clock ,n the village, he saw the daughter of Payarotti, ' on" of,hc ""l"09 WM out (,f nr,1cr' nml ,h,: washing her gown at the door of their house ; ! European was required to arrange it. 'il...,,k.i..i , ...,i - r .:. i- i . . i tie was struck with her exceeding beauty, and i when he returned to his palaco, he sent to her a black Eunuch, with several pieces of silks and sntins to make dresses. As the servant gave them to Isabella he said, "Finish sewing them as fast as possible, for tbe Sultan intends paying you a visit, and if you please him, may hap, he rniy make you his wife," "Oh yes," answered she, "a stitch here and a stitch there, and they will soon he done.'' The Eunuch re turned to Ins master, and told him what she had said. v hen a oontii na.ii passed awav, the a- 1 i ritK-ti came ogam to sec whether lsaheiia was reaily to receive the Sultan, and to ask whether the clothes were finished ! "Oh !" said she, j "a ttiteh Ik re and a stitch there, and they w ill ( soon be done." The Sultan ullowcd another j month to elapse, und then he went himself to see whether Isabella was yet tit to become uw wile. Rut, lo ! all the line pieces of silks and satins were heaped up in a corner, uncut and unopened. "How is this," said the Sultan, "why do you not make the dresses !" "Ol. !" answered Isabella, a stitch here and a stitch there, and they will soon be done." The Sul- tan It'll the house, vexed with her, anil won. deringut her indolence; hut her exceeding beauty and gentlenees of manner made such ail impression on his mind that he could not forget her. When a considerable length of time had gone by, he again P?de to tho village to see her. Gertrude, Payarotti's wife, saw liiui coming, and running to the corner, she took one of the piece of silk ami wrapped it round her per , on ; Isabella seized a piece ot s:itin and did like wise. The Sult:ii) was quite pleased to see her apparently dressed, for he nrver remarked that the pieces were neither cut nor sewed, he only thought that the beuutitul Italian looked more heHiilil'iil lhah eler. When the Sultan was seated on the divan, j he told Gertrude lo get him some cotlee. She j went down and placed the coffeepot on the fire j to bo;l ; while waiting for it she began saying to herself, "Oh ! what fool I was to let my child marry ! I have only to fillip my fuig'Ts, and if the fillip should strike her little baby's eye, it would be blind, and there will he my grandchild with only one eye." This thought distressed her so much, that he entirely forgot w hat-she had come for, and sitting down she began to weep. In the mean time Hie coffee was boiling o ver, and Gertrude was staying so long that her husband at last came to seek her. "What is he mailer w ith yon !" said he to her. Ger trude repealed to him tin) iitllieting thought; "Ton true, too true," suid Payarotti, and he began also to grieve and wring his hands. Another half-hour passed awav, and still Gertrude did not appear. Iboiinoilo seeing j neitl-.er Ins father nor mother returning with! the rolli-e, went out to find w hut iiad happened ; "Whitl has huppeiifcd !" cried he. "Oh ! your poor sster '."answered Gertrude,"! have only to fiJip my fingers, ami her little baby will be blind of an eye." "My poor sister, my I poor sister," robbed out Isbouuello, silting dow n beside lh 111. Isubelli hcrse'f, thinking something dread- fill must have o.-curred, went to hear tbe worst; but whin she found tier liilher, liinthcr, ond ' blother sealed on the ground weeping and be- ' iiio.iuiug tier tut'1, st1.; also ;iiiik down Inside ' Gertrude, mid began grieving and lamenting l;cr unhappy lot. i In the mean tune the Piiltan remained atone on the divan, surprised that every member ot ' the family should have letl him, and none have returned. He grew impatient, and ut last de- termiiK'd logo himself and unravel the myMe- I ry. What was his astonii hmeiit to see the fi- ; ther. iiu.lher, son and daughter, ull si'liug in a circle, iiiohiiiml' and weeping, and w ringing their hand-i. "Ill tho liaiuo of the Prophet w hat has happened to causo this excess of grief I" demand. kI be. "What has happeni-d1" .-aid I icrtniile ; "l )ii ! we have done i eiy very wrong in Hiving our daughter in marriage to you, for it 1 but fillip my linger, and the fillip should fall on her baby's tye, it will be blind, and there will be our poor little grandchild with only one eye." "Rut where is tho child !" aid the Sultan. "It may come, you know ;"' an swered Gertrude. "Voti are all fuo)ish,"'cried the Sultan, angrily ; "1 have not yet married your daughter, mu yet you arc weeping for tho fate of your child ; Isabella is very beautiful. but far too foolish for my wife- good bye, 1 will have nothing to say to any o'l you." Thesul'an then rode away, leaving the whole family in astonishment and real sorrow 8 1 their own fol- v. - 1 1 R.irEAKs.- s n- uil- iiri:i'UKiu tuiu poiiu it'll oi ins prt.-si-m-t: 1 weiu oojecifu in, . iciij;ii souiu one lnqu reu how the necefsary materials to hnild ond reiiir the mosque hnd been brought in. 'Ily donkeys shod," was the reply. "Then let the infidel, the dog, be driven in with them." And in such a manner did the poor clockmaker make hii entrance. .Ifirrioxess of Londonderry's yarratirr, Calbury. Fl fat i no Time. When Kenible was rehear sing the romance, sung by Richard, in the play of 11 ieltrinl ( 'vnr il.i I .ion. Mip li.ndnr nf I m Vi.-.l , Mi ... . , . , , , called out from the orchestra, ''Mr. lv mile, my dear Mr. Keinble, you arc murdering time." Kemblo ciihnly and coolly taking a pinch of snuff, said, "My dear Sir, it is better for me ti murder tinif? at once, than be constantly beat ing him, as you do." Kkkiivi an Evr. "W ill you keep an eye oll ,y il0rg(?) 1Iiy g0Ili w,jc i btcp in ,) cl t I ilm,!; J "Yes sir." Stranger go-, in, ami gets his ilrii.'k, conic? j , nd finds his hore mifsing. j ..Where's my horse, hoy 1" i "He's run'd nwiiv sir" "Didn't I tell you to take care of him, yon young scamp !" "No, sir, you tr-ll'ed me to keep my eye on him, and I did, till ho got clean out of sight." "I wish you had been Eve," said an urchin to an old maid who -vas proverbial for nn-v.-: ness. "Why so !" "Ib-cm-sc," said he, "yn-t would have eaten all the apple, instead of d.w , ding it with Adam ! I Woi i.o. If I possessed the mM , D'- things i;i the w.imi, an.l wa i.bout t i 10 I Oieiii away, the hnlowinjf would bo my ; of distribution . I!t I would will to the world truth and fri ship, which are Very scarce. I would give an additional poilion of f to lawyers, trader- and nn'rclcin's. 1 would give to physicians skill urtj lean -nig. 1 would give to printers tb'-irpay. To gossipping women, short tongues. To quacks, o pec!; oftheir nostrums. To young women, good fensc, large v.n-!-natural teeth, all the brand. To young sprouts or dandies, common sen , little cash, hard work. To old maids, good temper?, smooth f.ic ' little talk mid good husband. To old bachelors, a tove tor virtue, chilt'. n and wives. 1 Vni lit i:or pi. A woman's heart i ;!i only trui! "plate" tor a man's likeness. A., di stant gives iin-ri ssi.ii , and an age-ofsoi o and change ellects it n it. - -- ;liop i aylor s.ijs , It m Jlilpui -ib'' j maivo people understand tneir igiuihiutu , t..r it requires knowledge to perceive it ; und therefore he that can perceive it, hath u in-'.." hen we look ot a field of corn, we Cud t' -.t those stocks which raise their heads the In. est ate lb" ei"'tie.-t. The same Is the c:: a with men, those who assume the greatest eoi. sequence have gcneially the least share of judg ment uui uiiilily. "Our granilni'.'s u-e.l hard lacked clnir.-, ht:r . ii I r belles hair sn;'d lull In tin ir filll .'" ' Ti- lliou.'lit that Jonah was the fir: t r--'-e: lior, btcaiisi- V ii j ui kid in. What geii.'i.ii do men follow most thecrfiil ly ! Geueial lu.'i.ii. t MM MM! CMS. 1. T'tp h a word of tbr- syllable, from w Inch, i! 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