TtlUlS OP TI1K " AMRR1CAX." II. B. MASSKR, JOSEHI ElSEI.Y. 7 ri iti.rmir.nn inn S PlIOFRIKTORR. II. n. .Jt.1S.SEIl, tutu nr. Jice in Centre itTriTnlheTeJtrlf It. B. Mas ter's Store. TH E ' AME'kICAN" U published every Satur day at TWO DOLLARS per annum to he id halfyearly in advance. No paper discontin ued till all arrearages are paid. No subscription received for a less period than mx month. All communications or letters on business relating to the office, to insure aitonlion, must be POST PAID. I M'lali I yrn a Mlcr, nv 'oii, , I wish I was n mice, Sam, And do just ns I please ; To live in peace with all the World. And nibble at the cheese; 'Cause mice is such a happy race They hnint no earcsat all ; They always make themselves at home, In kitchen, or in hall. They never have no debts to pay, Nor pet no clothes to wear, Since Nature has provided them With silken coats of hair ; And they don't wear no trowsaloons, Nor stockings 1o their feet, They don't want nothing, Sam, while they Tan get enough to eat. If I should be a mice, though, I wouldn't want no cats, ITnless they'd always pass me by, Ami pounce upon the rats. For rats ain't of no use at all They don't know beans I mm bran ; They're just about as foolish as That stupid creature Man. I wish I was a mice, Sam, And let you print your paper ; I'd just lay on ami eat the paste, Or frolic, frisk and caper ; And you would huvc to tug and toil f Ju trouble, care and sorrow, While I's a happy mice, to-day, And happier still to-morrow. Anvu E to Tiin Ladies. A neighW, who has always managed to keep the most fiiihtful n nd obliging servants, till death or matrimony lias dissolved the connexion, desires us to pub lish the tallowing : Captain Sabresash, in his lately published work, "The Art of Conversation," gives the fol lowing good advice to ladies : My fair friends, never scald servants. Instruct, reprove, ad mo'iish, as may bo necessary ; give warning, or, if need he, turn the worthless out of the house, but never descend to scolding, or to the use of rude or harsh language ; for there is, in truth, something very undignified in the prac tice. There arc, no doubt, plenty ot had servants, but there are more bad masters and mistresses in proportion, and for this very evident reason, that it is the object and interest of servants to please their masters; whereus the latter are in dependent of the former, und need take no trouble about the matter ; and as there is clK.it (Hi one side and none on the other, the result will naturally he on the side ot those who make at least a fair attempt. Ik-sides, bad masters often make bad servants, when the ser vants cannot well inlluence the conduct of the masters. If people could only seethe undignified figure they make when in a towering rage, the chances are that they would contrive to keep their temper rather within bounds. Wc may excuse anger, and even passion, perhaps, where the name, fame or character of friends and re latives is assailed ; but to lly into a fury about broken plate or overdone mutton, is to show a want of mental composure that few would like ! to have described in its proper name. i Recollect that servants ore made of the same clay, that they may possets fellings kind, i generous, just fteling too usutll u their superior ; and is it not casting a stain upon imrsolves to rail, with ignoble language, ul those who are made in the same high image of w hich it is our boaet on eurth to bear the faint est impress ! Let us hear no more of scolding servants, therefore ; if yon will scold, scold your hus band ; and if he is a sensible man, he will pat cour check, give you a kiss, and laugh at you fur your pains. Cincinnati Alius. Si'iciim nv a Ci.eiujyman. It is stated that I clergyman, Rev. Joy Hamlet Fuircluld, of Oxeter, N. II., and formerly of South Roston .'oininitled suicide in Boston on Thursday morn ing by cutting his throat with a razor. He died within an hour. Mr. Fairchild has been res icctcd fur many years as an able pious and faith ul Congregationalitt clergyman ; but there has ate! y been strong reason to suspect that his noral conduct has long been corrupt, and that to is unworthy of exercising the duties of his jfliec. Tried Brandy. At 'he last Gloucestershire idjourned sessions, a girl was placed at the bar :harged w ith stealing a pint of brandy (it was iroduced in court) from her master. Tho girl vaa acquitted, but the jury, with exemplary im inrtiully, not only tried the girl, but the brandy jo ; for they conscientiously emptied the but. le. Tho liquor being drunk, the jury uppended i their verdict, "below proof." SUNBUH&Y AMERICAN. Absolute acquiescence in the decisions of the Ilj Masscr & r.lscly. From the Liberator. The W'atrr-Cnre in Gernmii) t.rt ler from II. (' Wright at Prclssnltz'a. (iRAKFKKMiKRo, Silesia, Austria, March 14, IS 11. Dear Friend : I have been here under the water-cure nine weeks. During that whole lime, the weuther has been extremely cold so cold that ico has formed around my bath, into which I plunged twice a day ; and ice, at this moment, hangs around the Douches, in masses from ten to fifteen feet in length, and larger than a man's body. During tl.n whole of the nine weeks, we have not had more than fifteen i days of fair weather, put it altogether. Tem pests that come howling down from the Ilohe m inn mountains, which lie to the South some 15 or 'JO miles, weep over (irncfTotiberg with groat fury driving the snow in clouds before thrni, till they are lost on the plains of Prussia, that arc open before us at the North. The people say the winter has hern uncommonly severe. K requires llie constant exercise of a desperate resolution to carry on the rtrre amid such snows and ice. With such a temperature, to have our bodies packed up, twice a day, in a sheet wrung out ol water, whoso temperature is down to freezing (last evening, the sheet in which I was pack ed, three minutes before I saw spread out on the snow before my window, frozen stiff as ice) to lie in that wet sheet till I gel warm, and then go down into a hath room, oft full of snow and ice, and there throw all off, and smoking, plunge into that dreadful bnth, and stay in it one or two minutes then to be rubbed dry, and have a long wet bandage tied around the whole body then dress, and go out and face those fierce, howling tempests, the snow all blowing into your eyes, cars, hair, neck and bosom ; and then to have to sit down in cold water, and there sit 13 minutes at a time sure, such a fearful process must kill or cure. Strange to say, not one here scums to have the least fear of the former. It kills no one it in vigorates and strengthens all, and produces a pretty thorough indignation in each at himself, that he should ever have subjected his body to the heating process generally pursued by the medical faculty. I am certain that the process though so fearful thai I almost catch my breath and shiver all over to think of it has done me great good. I told Prcissnitz, at ths outset, that my di sease was on my lungs that my longs were ul cerated some and that I had thrown putrid matter from them and he at once subjected me to this process. I was afraid, at first, how it would go; but Freissnitz had confidence in his prescriptions, and so have I, twin. He has not yet put me under the Douche, and will not till the weather is milder. Sure I tun, that all the morbid matter, secreted in my system, has been put in motion not indeed yet routed out of the system, but routed from any particu lar location in the system ; and sure I am that by the lime I have "one throiirh the ordeal c- nough, these niurbid secretions will be entirely expelled from the body. The settled cough t lint I had seems to be broken up entirely. 1 do indeed, now and then, get a little cold, as do all the patients, hut the cold don't seize upon my lungs as colds used to do. And, besides, no one here seems to have the slightest fear of a cold, tor tlie simple reason that every one feels that there is here a certain and speedy re- mody at hand. A fw hours break it all up, nnij scatter it to the wind So of fever no one here seems to have the least fear of fever, because every one feels an entire confidence j C1J water us an antidote, From what I have seen here, I can never a- gain doubt that the fiercest of level's are harm less, being absolutely under human control., Recently, we had two cases of most malignant fever. One was a man, taken with a nervous raging fever. In three days the fever was en tirely routed, and in a week the man appeared again in the saloon, eating like a ravenous wolf whatever ho liked ; and though he looked thin and was weak, yet you might have seen hiui out breasting the storms which, in his weak ness, would near tip him over at tunes. Four days ago, & woman who had taken cold duting the day, and was not awuro of the enemy lurk ing in her, was seized in the night with a most violent fever. I saw her in the morning, ond sho looked exactly like a person in scarlet fc ver. A wet sheet was at once wrappeu aooui her whole Uxly, and changed and wet again every thirty minutes. This was pursued about twenty hours, and water was applied in other ways. The next day 1 saw her up and dressed, and looking as well and eating as hearty as usual. Not a particle of medicine was admin istered, I do not believe that out of the "Ml patients now here, or out of several thousand that have been here, there is one who has the least fear of colds or fevers. VmcU seems to feel that so far us fivers and colds are concern ed a certain remedy is always at hand. 1 do think that it it the duty of all who have young children, to learn to apply this remedy. How AND SHAMOKIN JOURNAL; majority, the vital principle of Republics, from which Puiibiiry, IVorUiuiiibC4 land to. many diseases in little children originate in icolds. You would be amused to look into our saloon at meal times, especially at our dinners. Rc mrnibcr this is a Hospital forall notions. Some fifteen nations are now represented in the sa- oon come here to bo cured of diseases that have generally been given over, or nearly so by the medical faculty. To sec them at the table with ravenous appetites, eating food of the coar sest and plainest kind food that. many of them would hardly have felt it easy to have set bc- lore llieir servants at home ; to sec their conn- tenances to see them rubbing their hands to keep them warm, (for but little artificial heat is allowed to enter the saloon) to see them racing up and down the saloon between dishes, (tor at dinner wc generally have three dishes) you would not dream that these people were on the sick list of mankind. Hope is the expression of every face despair has no place in tiracflen- J berg. As to the crisis" -every guest here longs for n crisis. No one fears it no one pities you if yon have one all would ruther envy you, con gratulate you on the success of j our cure, and earnestly covet tho same blessing for them selves ! And the more severe the crisis, the more certain and effectual the cure. Such is the feeling respecting the crisis. It is consi dered the dying gasp or groan of the disease. The tliscasc is the enemy in the syFteni to be routed cold water is the defender of the sys tern, the disease the invading enemy. The en emy obtains a lodgment in the citadel the ho ly. Cold water seeks to drive him out pur sues him round ond round the system. The enemy, now in the head, now in the chrst, lungs, heart, stomach, legs, feet, hands, here and there and everywhere, seeks a refuge from his teiri- ble foe, cold water, till he can find no more rest to the sole of his foot in the body and then he darts out through the skin, smashing right through whatever he may chance to be, and u way he goes in a crisis ! and the laxly is saved alive and well. It is really accounted a bles sing to have a powerful crisis, by all the cure guests. Vincent Pressnitz is certainly an extraordi nary man has a countenance on which one loves to look a man of unpretending simplici ty, ofcpiiet look and demeanor, but of dauutle.-'s resolution and unyielding firmness. If a patient puts himself under his control, and he assumes the responsibility of the case, the patient must conform. He is a man of very limited book learning pretends to none, has none soys but little to his patients has no theorg at all and would be probably incapable of giving a written account of his system. Cold air and cold wi ter are the only remedies with which he at tempts to combat diseases, and he does not pre tend that he enn cure oil diseases w ith these. Cut he makes his pa'icnt trork for health. We can't sit down in an easy chair, or stretch out on u .ia,, a ....... room, wiui a warm rap- a.... ...KC nine .. mings, i.uu or petted ond comlortcd, and all that! No we nave .o worn, work", work no rest.iay or nigtn nave mil nine near, ami no com tori at an, comfort is unknown here, in any thing. Our food is plentiful, but of the coarsest kind no tea, no coflee, no condiments but sail miik and cold water to drink ; dry, stale rye-bread, butter, boiled beef soup, &c. for food. To cut our rye bread is a la lior of no small magnitude, and each must cut for himself ; and to sec ISn rons, Counts, Princes, Cavaliers, Priests, Gene rals, Doctors, and what not all mixed up toge ther, cutting and gnawing away tit ibis coarse food, like hungry wolves you would suppose that the genius of famine had come firth from the desert of Sahara, and was at our table. Just at present, I have a perfect hydrophobia, I have a liorror of cold water, I can't gel w inn. imii i am nun it is a giHHi sign : tm, uear im j eakuess, low sinrits, shiveruiL's and shnkini's frver. headache, toothache, and y,rv . I,,., ache, a good sign ! Well, t know my lungs ure getting tall. Furewell! Hi:nuv C. Wui; nr. A Mormon Missionary. Sidney Kigdon and family, huvc arrived al Pittsburg, where they intend lo setllo. He is a chief elder in Ihe Mormon church, and has been sent from Nauvoo to the above place by a vision given to Smith. A PiauiHKii Sit mi The Si. luiis New I-'rasays: "On Saturday evening we saw on the wharf a stump completely petrified, ll was about onu foot in diameter and nearly two feet long. It looked like an old stump taken up by the roots; the roots and the stump were solid rock. It appeared to bo a silicious rock, with an admixture of iron particles; the circles to growths of the tree were visible, and in all its parts it clearly showed that it had been a stump and had become petrified. We were informed that it had been brought down the Missouri ri ver, und that il was to be sent to New York." A lady remarked that "carelessness was lit lie better than a half wiiy hoube haw ecu acci dent and dctigu." there is no appral hut to force, the vital principle and r.i. Sntiirriny, July , IS 1 1. A WKSTKRS HP.no. The following historical incident, though possessing all the interest of romance, is ex tracted from the "History of Illinois," now in course of publication in New York. The work is from the pen of Henry Drown, 1'sq., of Chi cago. The pioneer whodwells in tho vicinity of In dian hunting ground, forming a barrier between savage nud civilized men, learns lo hate the Indian because he hears him spoken of always as an cneiiiv. Having listened from his era- die to tales of savage violence, and pern.od with interest the narrative of aliorigiiiiil cun ning and ferocity, and numbering, also, otnong the victims of some midnight massacre, his nearest and dearest relations, it is. not lo he wondered at that he should fear and detest the savage. While the war-whoop is sounding in his ears, the rifle is kept in readiness, and the cabin door secured with the return of evening. Among those thus bom and reared, one Thomas Iliggins, of Kentucky, stands preemi nent. During the war of 112 he enlisted at the early age of nineteen in a company of ran gers, and came to Illinois. One of the most extraordiuaiy events of that war occurred near Vandalia, in which Iliggins participated. Men talk of Marathon, and Therinopyla, ami Waterloo, as if deeds of courage iiuJ danger wen exhibited only there, without retlecting that a single ranger of Kentucky hud telipsed them all. A little fort, or rather block-house, having been erected about twenty miles from Van dalia, late the eapitol of Illinois, and about eight miles south of the present village of (Jreenville, to protect the frontier settlements from the In dians, Lieut. Journay ond twelve men were as signed as its garrison. Hi' the Utter, Iliggins was one. The surrounding country was at that time a continuous forest, and the little hamlet of Cirecnvillo a frontier town. On thei!!ih of August, 111, strong indica tions of savages being in the neighborhood were apparent, and at night a party of Indians were seen prowling about the fort. On the morning of the III si, before daylight, Lieut. Journay, with the whole force under his command, sailed forth in pursuit of them ; they had not proceeded far helbre a large party of I savages seventy or eighty in number rose from their ambush, and at tho first fire the Lieu tenant and three of his men were killed and i . .... . . another wounded, rix n tumi d in salcly to ! the fnrt, nd one (Thomas Iliggins) lingered i behind to have 'one pull more ut the enemy.' i I The morning was sultry. The day had not ! yet dawned ; a heavy dew had fallen during the j night, and the air being still and humid, the i smoke from their guns hung like u cloud over ' the a wlul scene. I fly the aid of Ibis cloud the companions ot ; j.,,jjIMI escaped lo the fort. Iliggins' horse having been shot in the neck, fell upon his j kn,.0H ie rose however, again. H.ggins.sup , p()flin- hil ,0 (, mrtlly wounded, dismounted . Wils tbo(1. to t.llve ,;,,, iVrceivinrr soon. thereafter, his error, and that the wound was : not dangerous, he determined to make good his i retreat, but resolved, before doing so, to avenge the death of some of his companions. j He sought, therefore, a lr-e, from behind i w hich he could shoot with sulci y. A small, , elm scarcely sutlieienl to protect his body, was j near. It was the only one in sight ; and lie i tore he could reach it, the smoke pnrtly arose I and discovered lo him a number of Indians ap , pruachinir. One ot them was in the hcI ot ! loading his mi. I liggtus having taken di'li I berate ami, lired at Ihe fori in ml savage, and In fell. Concealed still by Ihe smoke, llo.'gius reloaded, mounted his horse, nud turned lo lly, I ' i ,nl w ,l" ,u' WuU 1 luav ,,,' w you Iliggins turned immediately around, am! seeing a fellow soldier by the name of Uurgew lying on (he ground, wounded and gapping fur breath, replied : "No, I'll nol leave you com along." "I can't cuinr," f.iid Durgess ; my leg is all smashed lo pieces." Hi'-'Miis di.-m muled, am!, taking up his friend, whose ancle had boon broken, was about to lift him on his horse, when the hitler taking triL'lil, united oil in hi insi.int, and letl llo'ius and his wounded friend behind. " This is loo bad," said Iliggins; "but don'l fear; you hopotVoii our three legs, and I'll slay behind between you and the Indians, and keep them oil', liet into Ihe tallest grass, and crawl us uear the ground as possible." Cur gets did to, and cccaped. The biuokc wh ih hud hitherto concealed Iliggins, now cleared oAoy, and ho resolved, it ptaib!e, to retreat. To follow the track of Curgess was mofet expedient. It would, how ever, endanger his friend. He determined, therefore, lo venture boldly forward, and, if discovered, to secure his own tafcly by the rapiduy of hid flight. On leaving immediate parent of despotism. Jefferson. Vol. i--Xo. 41 Whole No, l-y. a small lliickef, in which he had sought refuge, he discovered a tall portly savage near by, and two others in a direction between him and the fort. He paused for a moment, ond thought if he could separate, and light them singly, his case was not so desperate. He started, therefore, for a little run of water hard by, but found one of his limbs failing him it having been struck by a ball in tho first en counter, of which, till now, he was scarcely conscious. The largest Indian pressed close upon liim and Iliggins turned round two or three times in order to fire. Tho Indian halted and danced about to prevent his taking aim. Iliggins Faw it was unsafe to fire at random ; and perceiving two others approaching, knew he must be over powered in a moment, unless he could dispose ol the forward Indian. He resolved, therefore, to halt and receive his fire. The Indian raised his rifle, ami Iliggins, watching his eye, turned suddenly as his finger pressed the trigger, and received the ball in his thigh, which otherwise would have pierced his body. Iliggins fell, but rose immediately, and run The foremost Indian, certain of his prey, now oaded again, ond with tho other two pressed on. They overtook him Iliggins fell again, and as he rose the whole three fired, and he received all their kills. He now fell and rose again; and the Indians throwing away their guns, ad vanced uKin him with spears and knives. As he presented his gun at one or the other, each fell back. "At la.-l, Ihe largest Indian, supposing Ilig gins' gun to he empty from his fire having been thus reserved, advanced boldly to the charge. Iliggins fired, ond the savage fell. "He had now four bullets in his body en empty gun in his hand two Indians unharmed, as yet, before him and a whole tribe a few yards distant. Any other man but Iliggins would have despaired. Napoleon would have acknowledged himself defeated ; Wellington, with all his obstinacy, would have considered the case as doubtful and Charles of Sweden have regarded it as one of peril. Not so with Iliggins. He had no notion of surrendering yet. He had slain the most dangerous of the three ; and having little to fear from the others; he began to load his rifle. They raised a sav age whoop, and rushed to the encounter; they had kept at a respectful distance when Ilig gins' rifle was loaded, but when they knew it was empty they were better soldiers. "A bloody conflict now ensued. The Indians stubbi d him in several places. Their spears, however, were but thin poles, hastily prepared for the occasion, and bent whenever they struck a rib or a muscle. The wounds they made were not therefore deep ; though numerous as his scars sutRciently tested. "At last one of litem threw his tomahawk. It struck him upon the cheek, passed through his ear, which it severed, laid bare the skull to the back of his head, and stretched him upon the prairie. The Indians again rushed on ; but Iliggins, recover ng his self-possession, kept I hem oil' with his feet and hands ; grasping at length one of their spears, the Indian, in at tempting to pull it from him, raised Iliggins up, who taking his rifle, simile the nearest savage and dashed out his brains. In doing so, however, his rifle broke, the barrel only re maining in let hand. "The other Indian who hnd hitherto fought with caution, came now manfully into the bat tle, his character as a warrior was in jeopardy. To have tied from a man thus wounded und disarmed, or to have sullered his victim lo es cape, would have tarnished his fume forever. Uttering, therefore, a terrific yell, he rushed on, and attempted to stab the exhausted rang er ; but (tie latter warded otl'his blow with one baud, ami bran Ji lied his rifle barrel with the other. 'The Indian was as yet unlinrmed, and un der existing circumstances by far the most pow erful mill. Iliggins' counge, however, was i xhausteil, and inexhaustible. The savage at last began In retreat, from the glare of his untamed eye, to the spot where he le't his rifle. Higgins know it Ihi Indian recovered that, his own ruse was desperate; throwing therefore Ins rifle barrel aside, and drawing his hunting knife, he ru-lieil upon hit foe. A desperate sti lie ensued ; deep gashes were inflicted on both sides, Iliggins, fatigued, and exhausted by the bs of blood, was no longer a match for the f-avage. The latter succeeded in throwing his adversary from him, and went immediately in pursuit of his rille. Iliggins at the same time roe arid sought lor the gun of Ihe other Indian. Doth, therefore, bleeding and out of breath, were in search of arms to renew the combat. "The smoke had now pnssed away, and a large number of Indians were in view. No thing, it would seen, could now save the gal lant rancor. There was, however, an rye to pity, and an arm to save ; and that arm was a woman's ! "The little gttrribou hud witncskcd the whole ritlCI'.S OF AIWI-RTISIXG. t squaro 1 insertion, ff fjft I do 3 el j . . .0 75 t do 3 d. . . . 1 00 Kvery subsequent insertion, 0 8ft Yearly Advertisements: one column, f 25 ( bnlf column, f 18, three squares, $13; two squares, f 9 ; one square, f 5. Half-yearly: ono column, $18 ; half column, f 13 ; three squares, J8 ; two squares, $5; one square, $3 50. Advertisements left without directions as to the length of time they rn to be published, will be continued until ordered out, and charged accord ingly. Clj-Sixtecn lines make a square. " ...i . ins?"! combat. It consisted of but six men and ono woman ; that woman was of herself a host a Mrs. Purslcy. When she Faw Iliggins con tending, single-handed, with a wholo tribe t.f savages, she urged the rangers to attempt Ira resue. The rangers objected, as the Indiana were ten to one. Mrs. Purscly, therefore, snatched a rifle from her husband's band, and declaring that 'so fine a fellow as Tom Iliggins should not be lost for want of help,' mounted a horse, and sallied forth to his rescue. Tho men, ujjwilling to be outdone by a woman, fol lowed at full gallop reached the spot where Iliggins fainted and full, before the Indian came up ; ond when the savage with whom he had been engaged was looking for his rifle, his friends lilted the wounded ranger up, and throw ing him ocross a horse licforc ono of tho party, reached the fort in safety. "Iliggins was insensible for several days ; and his life was preserved only by continual care. I lis friends extracted two of the balls from his thigh ; two, however, yet remained one of which gave him a great deal of pain. . Hearing afterward that a physician had settled within a dfly's ride of him, he determined to go and see him. The physician (whose name is spared) asked him S;."jO for the operation. This Iliggins flatly refused, saying it was more than a half year's pension. On reaching home, he found the exercise of riding had made the ball disccrnable; he requested his wife, therefore. to hand him his razor. With her assistance ha deliberately laid open his thigh, until the edge of the razor touched the bullet; then inserting his two thumbs into the gnsh, 'he flirted it out,' as he used to say, 'without costing him a cent.' The other ball yet remained; it gave him, however, but little pain, and he carried it with him to his grave. "Iliggins died in Fayette county, Illinois, a few years since. He was the most perfect specimen of a frontier man in his day, and was once door-keeper of the House of Representa tives in Illinois. I). Fhaskun in a nfw CiiAn.WTEn. Dr. Durbin, in his "Observations in Europe," vol. 1, page Oil, gives a literal French copy of a cu rious original iViVf efoi.r of tho illustrious phi losopher to Madame Ilelvetius, which he met with the lloyal Library at Paris. The French has been pronounced execrable. The transla tion is as follows : "Mr, Franklin never forgets any party whero Madame Ilelvetius is to be. Ho even believe that if he were engaged logo to Paradise thia morning, he would make supplication to be per mitted to remain on earth until half past one o' clock, torecei ve Ihe embrace which she has been pleased to promise him upon meeting at the house of M. Turgot." Only think of Poor Richard writing in such a strain as that ! "Oh, love, love love is like a dizziness ; It wmiia let a pair body gang about his busi ness" even though he be "engaged logo to paradise." "This," says Dr. Durbin, "is the same Mad. Ilelvetius, widow of the athiostical philosopher, who so horrified Mrs. Adams by her freedom.'' with Franklin ata dinner party in Pans, as well as by her Mirty silk handkerchief, and dirty gauze.' "Mrs. Adams' kttrs,u. ii. Savi.no Timk. A clergyman, who had con siderable of a farm, as was generally the ensrj in our forefathers' days, went out to see one of his laborers, who was ploughing in tho field, and he found him silting uon the plough, rest ing his team. "John," said he, "would it nol be a good plan for you lo have a stub scythe here, and bo hub bing a few flushes while the oxen are resting ?'" John, with a countenance which might well have become the clergyman himself, instantly replied Would it not be well, sir, fur you lo have a sw ingling Iniaid in the pulpit, and when they arc singing, to swingle a little flax !' The reverend gentleman turned on his heel, laughed heartily, and suid no more about hub bing bushes. A late writer describing a village dnnce say, " The gorgeou stiins ofgla-s beads now glisten on the heaving ho.nms ol the village belles, like butter and 'lasses renting on the delicate surface of warm tipple dumplings. " A man "out west'' was terribly Irounced by his wife bocau.-e he took tiis cap, overcoat, ami boots out of fier bustle, just as she wanted lo put it on. It is to be presumed, that hu'll not meddle w nli it airim. Vfkv Gooii. A j illy jack tar, rolling about Commercial st. in 1 etou, enquired what tho Democratic nomination w:is. ' Polk and Dil las," said a bystander. Poik and Dollars!" said he, ''th il's the ticket, some thing to tat and money in the pocket .'" "Coys," said Admiral Trunion, as his fleet eloced in combat W illi the Dutch under Adu.i lal de Winter, "you see a severe Winter ap proaching. I advice you lo keep a gwd .re."