nmois of Tin: .imkricax." H. H. M ASSEll, JOSEPH EI3EI.Y. I V Puausnnnj anu 'norRiiram, . Jt. MJISSKH l.'tlttor. Of ice in CcnircAlleij, in the rear of 11. B. Mas ter' Store. THE " AM F.KIO IV" is published every Satur day at TWO 1)01. LAKH per annum to lm paid half y curly in advance. No paper disconlin. Ued till all ni rearafrca bio paid. No subscription: received for a loss period th;in nix months. All communications or It-ttorn on l i if in oiii relating, to the oilier, lo insure attention, must be POST PAID. From Me Philadelphia Dollar Kewpaper, He Cnuie too I.ute. Ho came tea late ! Despair had played lis bilier, scathing pnrt ; The n aves of bitterness hnj pres'd Too closely ramd (he heart. There was no gradual witht-iinu, Kn brinir with her grief ; The morn was biht, but quickly pas'd, The ti j; 1 1 1 wosdiiik and brief. Nu storm, no stru ;.le to conceal ; No vain nt'empt to hide ; IV o dream of cold and strrn revenue, Nor seme of woman's pride. No wish to rnntpier -no conflict Of passion rudely t . ikI Faith, hope mid hive were hazarded ; All ventured arid all lust. Renounced, forgotten madness swept It's torrent o'er the brain : 'Twas her firft Rrief last agony She never mourned again. He came too late ! A fa led fl.iivi r, A tress of sunny hair, Were left, mementoes ofihr loni'i, To stn ngthcii his des-j air. He came too l ite ! She c u!d not speak In fond, forgiving trust ; The lips were mid, the beaming eyes Were shrouded in the dust. H. A. If. Phihe!( Ip'ni i, Oetober, 141. Ailtlir Inn l)i iilitt r. liY BKV. WM. II. DCIiAliUr. There is one poi.it, my .l3?!,ter, which tm, important lo be omitted ; 1 rrb:r ;,the dep()rt- j tiK-nt whii h it becomes y-.ii to maintain towards I the other sex. T!.c impertar.ee o( this, both j ;is re.-p x'.s yonrfelf and otlicrs, you can scarce- ! !y evtinnte too hlohiy. On one hand it has j much ',o do in forming yj'jr own character;! ni l I need not say that any lack of prudence j in this respect, even for a single he.ur, may ex- ; pose you to evi's. Wliicn no s.iorr.nieiit caution : c.il 1 rnr.lde v.ei elTI ctn i!v to repair. On the i , ,, , . - ' , , . i c'.l.er bund, tin- ci.ndift of everv t.-mnle who :s i of t!ie It a;-! C'i rxert an it.,1 i. ent'i'iirin wi i 1 1 H tenee will . , . .... , . r..'i .11 unv bo I'X'ircted to lie" mi c::a rai':r 'very !i w!i..i. !-h" ns.-nriat( s ; jj ; . .1 tli.it ho ), r 1 (.r e ,1, as .-lo- rxhi. bits a deport miit wlrrh ! onies lier ii rum. ,i1 to. that it is sale to c ti er of nny community, ("ilafe upon ihe char. from ho e.vin : ' , prev i.ijig si.i'idard ol f--i li:: .trail srarci 'v he regarded la:iin., which dec'.a.-e., tint r.iararter ; an lis mi rx ii'c i" ' Women roh; tlie wor.d.' I. t me counsel ymi then to u'ter nn expression or do n act which even looks like soliciting any geutleriinu's htteution. ltetiiem ber that every rx predion o'' civility, to bo of any value, nm.-t be perfectly voluntary ; and any wish on yo::r part, whether directly or in directly expressed, to make voursi If a tatnritr, ! will he certain to avvakrn thedisgust of all who! know it. I would not recommend to you any- j thing like a prudish or affected reserve ; but e- ; Yen this is not so unt'oi tiunto nn extreme as an excessive forwardness. While you modestly ne- , cept any attentions which propriety warrants, j let there be no attempt nt artful insinuation on one hand, or at taking a man's heart bv ttor.u j en the other. Bo not ambition? to be eonsldered n belle. 1 Indeed, I had rather you would be almost any- i thing else, which does dot involve gross moral obloquy, tlmn this. It is the fate uf most l ei- ', les that thry tieconio foolishly vain, think of no- ' thing, beyond personal display ; and not unfie- . quently sacrifice inrmseHcs in a mad bargain ; which involves their fles'inii s for lite. The j more of solid and enduring esteem v"U rniov. ' the better; and you ought to gain whatever of thisyoiican by honorable means; net to he ad inired, or ft it'ered, for mere accidental quali ties, which involve nothing of intellectual or moral worth, ought to render any girl who is the subject of it nn object of pity. You are at liberty to desire the good opinion rf every gen tleman of your acquaintance ; but it would be worse than folly in you to be nnibitious of a blind admiration. I only add, thnt you ought to be on your guard against the influence of flattery. Rely on it, the man who flutters you, whatever lie may profess, is not your friend. It were a much kinder office, and a real mark Gifric'dship, to ad rnonish you tenderly yet honestly, of your faults. If you yield a lutle to flattery, you have placed yourself on dangerous ground, if you contiuuc to yield, you are not improbably undone. Punctuality in habits rarely fuila to establish an enviable character, and its possessor tiioct usually succeeds in gaining fortune, and is ecaree'y ever untucceccful in any undertaking l lie W- -. iud ?i Absolute acquiescence in the derisions of the Uy Masser & tlisrlj-. A i. o v K it it a c; r, i : , OH TUB srcrEssFi'i roi rtsiiip of major joxrs. Is c.rprix.fd through ;i (pistlr, dated Vine tilr, In one Tmmpson, a friend rf the JMniir Df.km Sin : CrismiiB is over, nnd the thing's did. You know I told you in my hist I was gwine to bring Miss Mnry up to tho chalk n Crismus. Well, ilono it, its flick as a whistle, tho' it cum mighty nigh hoin' a serious iiiidwr takin'. Dot I'll tell you all about the whole circumstance. The fact if, I'vfi ni;n!e my mind nn more'n j twenty times, jest to go and cum rite out with j the whole business; hut whenever I fro whar i she wits, nnd whenever she looked at me with I her win-lion' ryes, and kind ol blushed at mr, I ! always, felt wirt o' i-kopiod and (ninty, anJ all ! what I made up to tell her, wua forgot: so I j couldn't think of it to save mo. Hut you're a j lunrrii'd man, Mr. Thompson, so 1 coiild'nt tell j any thiiiij hIkhjI poppin' the iplion, as they : call it. Il'snmiolity prate I'avur to ax uv u riejht purtty pal ; and to people as aint used to ! it, it gors mutiKtrotis hard, don't it ! They mv j widders don't mind it no morc'n nothin'. Hut j I'm mak'm' a transgression, as the preacher j sez. J tri.--nius eve I put on my new suit, nnd shaved my lace n.-lick as a siuoothin' iron, and went over to old Mrs. Siullionef ps. As fooii as I wont into the parlor whnr thry wits all ettin' round the fire, Miss Curlinc and .Miss Kesiah ho'.h lauyhed rite out. There, there,' s.v. thry, 'I told you e0 ; 1 knew it'd he Joseph.' 'What's I dun, Mis? C:ir!inp,' pez. I. . i . . . . omi "ii'ier sister s chicken bone, and I j do believe the knew yu was cumin' when she put it over the- door. 'No. didn't I didn't no such thino- now,' 7' M lUry '! "t-r liu-a hlushed red all over, (h : you needn't deny it,' sez Miss Keciah, you boooi.r to Josenh now, jpt as sure as ther's e.ny rhnrni in chicken hones.' I knowod that wns a firrt rate chance to sav sonirthiii', but thp denr little critter looked so sorry, and kep hlushin' fo, 1 couldn't nv no- 1 thin ractly to the pint ; so I tuck a chair and reached up and tuck down the hone and nut it ,,. ,,. . . . . , ., , , 'M't are you frwir.o to do w.th that bone, , , ,, in.., , ; .(,(! v. '1 in pwino to lo op it as lani' a I live," sez i ,. .... , ... ,. . e.al in denruin.' '!ieil 1 h.iitl tlmt, slic h'uslit'd !lre and wurse. 'Aint on ashamed, M .jpr:' sez she. 'Now you ought ti gi.-e lirra (Visiii-io g Jost'ph, to ktep all her l:te," sez Miss CurlitK 'Aii,' sez o':.l Mrs. lions, 'when I wus a 1, we used to hang up our storkiu's ' 'Why, mother !' sez all ofeni' 'tosay .slockiu'i rite ii (oi e ; Then I fell a little streais-et, tor., i,os tiiev wus nil bliishin' as hard as they could. llo'bty-tiohty !' sez the old lady ; 'what linei'.ient. I hke lo know what harm titer. Is 111 '''"'Kin s. reople now-a-ilavs is gittm menley-inouihrd they can't call lo'liin' by it name; nnd I don't see they're any better than 'be old time people wus. When I wus a eal ''ke you. child, 1 used to hang up my stockiu's and get 'em full of presents.' The gals kep langhin'. rr mind,' sez Mi's Mary, 'M.ij. r's guiif ,0 !?'''-' u" Cri.-inus gitl won't you M.ijer !' 'Oh, yes, sr I, 'yi.u know 1 promised you one." ,'',,t didn't mean that,' sez she. 'I've got one for you that I want yon to keep r! your life ; but it would take a two bushel bag to hold it,' sez I. that's kind," sez shf. 'Hut w ill you keep it as long as yon live K'z ''fitam.y I will, Major.' Now you hear that, Miss ('arline,' tez I; 'she says she'll keep it all her life.' 'Yrs I 'vill.'sez Miss Mary; 'but w hat is it !' 'Never mind,' sez I, 'vou hang up a bag big em.f to hold it, mid you'll find rut what it is when yon see it in the mornm'.' Miss ('arlnc winked at Miss Kesiuh, and then whispered to her ; then they both laughed and looked at me as mischievous as they could, j 'l ou 11 be sure to give it to tno now, if I hang up a bag,' 6tz Miss Mary. 'And you promise to keep it,' sez I. 'I will; cause you wouldn't givo me nothin' that wasn't worth kcepin'.' They all agreed, they would hang u? aba" forme to put Miss Mary's Crismus present in on tho back porch, and about nine o'clock I told 'em good evening, and went homo. I sat up till midnight, and when they wus all gone to bed, I went softly into tho back gate, up to the porch, ami thar, sure enuf, wus a grate big meal bag hangin' to the jice. It was inou btrus unhandy to get into, but 1 was tarmincd I not to back out ; eo I eut eome chairs on ton of AND SIIAMOKIN JOURNAL; majority, the vital principle of Republic, from which Sunbury, JVoithumbcrlaml to. a bench, and got hold of a rope, and let myself down into the barr ; but jest as I was giitin' in, the barr swunrr agin the chairs, nnd down they went with a terrible racket. Hut nobody didn't wake up hut Mrs. Ktullions' grate l.i cur iloc, nnd here he cum rippin'nnd tarin' tliro' the yard like rath; nnd round and round he went try iti to find out w hat wus tho matter. I sot down in the barr, nm didn't breathe louder nor n kitten, for fear he'd find mo out ; nnd after a while he quit barkin'. The wind begun to blow bomniahle cold, nnd the old barr liep turnin' round, nnd swinjrin' fo, it made me eensick as mischief. 1 wus afeard to move for fear tho rope would break and let tno fall, and thnr I sot, with my teeth ratlin' like I had tho n?er. It peemed like it would never cum tlay-light ; and I do b'licve if I didn't love Mies Mary so powerful I would have froze to death: for my heart woe the only spot that fell warm, and it didn't heat more than two ticks n inmit, only when I thought how ho would he sur prised in the morniii', and then it went in a can ter. Itime-by the cussed old dorr cum upon the purcll and begun to smell about the hair, and then he harked like he had treed a koon. 'How, wow, wow !' sez he. Then he'd smell nrrin, and try to pit up to the hag. 'Ciil out,' sez I, very low, for fear they would hear me. 'Bow, wow!' sez he; and I felt nil over in spots, for I specied every minit he'd nip me ; and what made it wnrse, I couldn't see whar bout he'd take hold. 'How, wow I' Then I tried coaxiu'. 'Cum here, good feller,' ecz I, and whi.-tlrd to him ; but it wan't no use. Thar he Mom), nnd kep up his eternal whinin' And barkin ail ni!;ht. 1 couldn't tell when day-light wus hraliin' or.ly by the chickens crowiu', and wus ..lonslriis glad to hear 'em, for if I had to stay there one hour mere, I don't b'licve I'd ever got out 'o that bag alie. Old Mrs. Stullion cum out fust, and as soon as she saw the bag, sez tdie. What upon yniiith has Joseph put in the bag for Mnry I'll lay it's a yearliu', or some live uninial, or ( Ire Hruin wouldn't bark at it mi.' She went, in to call the pals, and I sot thar tdiiverin' all over so I couldn't speak if I tried to ; hut I didn't say nothin'. Hime-bv they all cum runniu' out. My jr.Hidv, what is it !' sez Miss M;.rv. 'Oil, it'n alive :' hez Mies Kei;.h, 'I seed it i move.' I '('.ill C lo, end make hmi rut the rope.' so? ! Miss Civli'ie, 'l.:i I let'., see hat it is. (.'..rue here, C ito. anil rrot this hag down.' ! 'Dm't hurt it forthe world,' ,c. Miss Marv. j Catountied the rope that was around Hie jice I and let iht h..g down easy on the t'oor, and I i tnmhl.-l out all c.vcreJ with corn meal, from 1 he-ad to f.i-.t. '(loudness gracious !' sez Miis Mary, 'it it : aint the Major himself !' I ' i s,' i sez I, 'and you know you promised t. keep my Crisiiius present as long as you lived.' j The gals lull'td themselves almost lo deth, j and w nit to bru-hing off the meal as fa.-t us Ihi v i could, savin thev w us uuine to hanr that '..or i , " up rvery Lnsuius till tlcy got husbands loo. Miss Mary bless her bright eyes blushed as beautiful as a moruiu' glory, and Fed she'd stick to her word. When I heard le r say it. I felt as if it m,s rnuf to iichice a man to hang in a meal bag from one ( 'rismus to auuther. The matter's all settle! now cent the wed den day, Mary sez iliat mnsn't he sot lor sum time, as gals allers like to he engaged a while afore marriage. Yours in perfect happiness, J. J. P. S. I like to forgot tn tell you bout cou sin Pete. lie got tnapt onrg-n ig when lie heerd of my gageineiit, and bus bin as nielier as a hoss-applc ever since. Ili-.um uv: A gla-s of new milk, taken two or threo tunes a day, is said to he a remedy for the headache, when occasioned by a disorderly state of the stomach. The Ii.o!;icIip may generally he relieved bv rubbing fine salt t il the head. Toe hur ol the putn-nt should he opened, a little fine salt laid on the head, an. I thru tl should be rubbed hard and quick with the palm of the hand, until the friction produces considerable irritation which w ill cause a tendency of the blood outw ard, and relieve the brain. This operation should b performed on live or six places on the head. Salt is said to be gixxl to promote the grow th of ibe hair. Huston Cithiiator. Sicx Hi apa( nt. An article in the South western Farmer, says that two tea-spoonsful of finely pulverized charcoal, drank in a half tum bler of water, w ill ir, less than fifteen minutes, give relief to the sick headache, w hen caused, as in most cases it is, by superabundance of 'u. cid on the stomach. It Is always on and and easilj tried at all events. '. former, Kohk TnuoAr Take ilO ('.'...ps 0f spirit of turpentine on loaf sup; cvery nigM, till cu red. Black cu-arit jiy hastens the cure. AMI MICAM. there i no appeal Lut to force, the vital principle Pa. Satin day, Xov. is, ISZX From the A'. V. Sunday Mn-rury. SHOUT PITKXT SKIOION. r.s iow, jii. At the request of a subscriber to the Sunday Mercery in Alabama, I will preach from this text. To love U painful, that is true ,o to love i painful to i ; l-ut ell : it Rives the g!ci)ert pain To I vi li. ! I.e loved iiia.:i. My hraiers I h.ve to preach about love ; for ! upon earth, nnd joy among the nnga's of heaven love forum a rosy wieath tor the heart, in which j Then would our thorn covered ways be turned the green leaves of I'nend.-hip, the (lowers of a f- , to tlowery lawns then would the rank weeds lection, and a few thorns of pain are entwined, : ofhstred put forth the sweet blosaoms of friend just for the sake of variety. It is the precious ; ship and then might we all partake of the plca cemcnt that adheres soul to soul the fond of an- J sures ol love unpoisuned by pain. So mota it gels in heaven, nnd a stimulant to mortals on be 1 rr.rth. It smooths down the npri ities of lm- . lluilr.to Hit Lauirii man nature lines the hrea-t with the velvet I Too world is at present nuking a great ef sympathy and gives a silken coating to the 'I'- a Iwut bustles. The Boston American asks, rouali exterior of humanity. T.. love ardently, ' in an agony ofrpirit, if there is not a law cl the deeply, devoutly, I acknowledge is sometimes j city corporation prohibiting, under very severe painful ; nevertheless it is a pleasant pun. nt- penalities, projections of more than 'a leet' in tended with some delightful sensations. It is n length beyond the sidewalk. The inducement kind of invvntd itrhint;, w hich re. purrs the con- ! to asking this important uuestion is on account tinual exercise of scratching, and vet the irnta- of the enormous projection ot some of our fash- tien is never allayed. The more we scratch, the more we itch and nothing hut ittatMii. niv eau serve-as an rflectu al reine.ly mid that, in too many instances, i, .lr wi.rC than the dis ease. My friends not to love is b!m painful. To have all our tli iii;:hts enleiii! ed in the dark se pulchre uf M-lfi-hness, and our hopes lo-t in the co d n.i-ls of misanthropy, is abc.it lis bad nsbe in' confiiu.d i'l n dungeon, to I.e led with th fragments of one's firmer follies. ''i e lo'ht of love, admitted through the w ind.ws of the heart warms nnd nourishes the soil of the soul causes the buds of benevolence to expand, and the capsules of charity to be tilled with the ripe seeds of sympathy. Without the genial in fluence of love the bosom freezes, and be comes as barren as a goose pasture in winter. If n flower chances b'oom, it is dest itute of friirrnncp ; or, if it have any, it wastes its bustles, which are ornamented with fine em sweetnest as the pciet says, tipon the desert air. broidery and needlework. Their weight is To hd without hue i- lt!;e bring without a fire : prescribed bylaw. The wife of u chief wears in vif.t.T, a Uniii at uieht. and a sun at m;d day. The. heart thi.t never loves is as hard us a brick bat, as insensible as a pickled clam to all the finer feelings, nnd a stranger to everv drlightful emotion. An old bachelor, my friends, wh...-e heart is never warmed with nlii ctiou, i a ti!,era!i!e iiobo i in the world. IIo is as ! blooded lis ' v as a clam. turtle, and loo.is as inc'an- 1 ' lo as soon n .He ; iii to niii''. I.e. -Kn re is no more sentiment . I in his soul tiia n theie is music in a Corn stalk lid.ili -hi, theiiiits are w r.t;.p- d up u, l 1 j shroi d oisi lf he kiio.vs not the pleasures attendant on the sexual a::i i'j in; itioii of souls his abode is fixed iii the solitary wild ol celibacy, v. In re . all is eliperles .-. romtort'ess and dreary. There he lives and there he dies, iinhiored nnd un wept ; nnd when he is finally carried uwnv bv the current of time, we can only sav, There goes another parcel of rubbish into th" gulph of , i t. rnity 1 My hearers -it is pa in' ill to love, nnd painful (. to he. r pmf'.i! anyhow you rna fi it: but oh '. it is eV'-ruciai ing j am to love and no! have it reciprocated ' To g.i loan ( Vravag itil outlay of alb.'ction, and then have it nil wa-le.l, . or sent homo a- sour as - ill, is i iioiit;h to make : a man tear hi shirt a i l tie. id on his own corns. , cylindrical predominates. Tho cycloid redu It's m iiiolatighter lor a girl to spurn a young . ced tn entity is empermeable. Cotton is dull ; chap's lov e, when she know;-, that by so Joing bran is derivative. Circumstances combined she will drive the poor fell ev to rVsiruciinn ir. fortuitously preclude) investigation. The irre a (v.rsidei able ..fa imrry. It's murder in the fragnblo consternation derived by attrition first degree it's cruelly to helpless animals ; persedes divinity. Preternatural divisions are it s worse than skinning eels alive; and any female guilt y of such a w anton net, ought to lie courted bv needs din ing her lifetime, and we.l eii to the devil a! last. hen any of Vou, my young male friends, get so tangled up with th . object ol' vol." !o,:s tl. ii xou il. u't hardly know to which geiid. r you belong, u. i ku .v v. rv we',! that you can' a precious 1 .t ' ' wh', w bat or how yo.i are so l m.' as you in:ti: i:, such a b." pieaslng p -:i'.'A.ty , hut let the leatt breeo of joaloii-y, ihaihl or !i. up;' .11.(1.1. lit blow ..il stt aijht -a ri.,'.l out, ! i.e a .1. ad ti g. Your I: is fill up v, i,h 'mill 1 in,'.!, an.' 1 i".ler modi t it ions our stomachs with bile, and .mr he.id.; v. oil stiiv i.l-.l id'"i-. You grow sa' 11 nine -get sirk neglect your bii-iness and tlr 11 perhaps, to wind l:p the wln'e t.du.i'. the com mon atmosphere into your giiards with a dirk knife, or veutili.le ) our trains' c.ll i v. ;th a pis tol. Oh 1 unreciprocated love bns fed tho taws uflVa'Jiw ith ii'.anv a j rrcioiis morse! of hu manity ; nn J Ciqiid's arrow, which Is tuid to tickle v.Iille it wound.;, souieiii'.estiukles prcltv confounded hard. Us '.o aJ is often dipped i" poit.011, and wo Retake the poor victim it pierce.--! I don 1 nnw, niysiclf, exactly how 11 u-ikiw flels when lie loves almost to distraction, and thou suddenly sees his ad.ired one flirting with or wedded another ; but I suppose he feels at fust as though a piece of ico was thrust under his bii.rt, ...id his bosom leady to collapse. He must endure the torments of the damned, for a time; at kuu ; en! the only way in which he and immcdialo parent of despotism. JuKrimoi. Vol. f--.o. S Vt'liolc o, lf. can heal his wounds, is to plaster them over with the salve of forgetfulncss, and swallow this consoling anodyne : 'There are yet n3 good fish in the aea as have ever been caught.' My dear friends if you were ail to love one another, in a moderate but sincere christian I.I. i. . i i . -i .. vw.y, you u.iguv uo sure oi oe.llg loVCU, Iiol only uy your sister, woman, and your brother, man, hut nlao by your Father, Cod. Then would peace, harmony, nnd iianninofis Drevail ionnble lady's bustlee, which not only monopo i i the sidewalks but tako up no inconsiderable portions of the carriage way. I'he 'American' man is something of an anti- rpiarinn, nnd hns instituted nn inipiiry into the early history of bustles, lie thinks St. Paul w as blowing out against them when hetold his hearers to I' nret, or cast off'ie things which w rr I'l himl than. Very like. Passages from ancient writers prove the ex istence of lin-jtlea in tho old classic times. Hear what one of them snvs ! . K' sup. r eju-. chimes einj-it iurlani magnanam,' w hich is thus translated by Dryden : "With bustle huge she (-ills herself around." Here is a corioiu passage from Tactitus, who wrote a great many centuries ago : 'The ladies of rank are accustomed to wear certain curious shaped articles of dress, called , one wei-lm g threp ounces, the weight of that I v.nrn bv thp wifo ot'nn rm.inror ia on. noond and two ounces.' A traveller lately dug up a bustle at Pompeii in a good state of preservation. IIo tiuib de scribee it : 'Its firm is that of three eq.ii'f.tcral triangles ; ..iiird nt the bae. The sub-inure with which it was stuffed, puzzled visitors for a long time, but at. length it was deciib d to bo rasped wha'e- Thus prates nn od Hnglish poet : ' Ne wjs iheie in all the eountree rolin, S . fvie a m iide, ne or so hiah renown ; A bushel giate she w ire of velvet made, hich eke with finest si k wa hroi.leitd. And here is a passage from one of tho cider .liauiatists, who thus introduces the biutlo as the fast member of affection, from a dying wife to her nbsent husband : Ties l.u-tle lake, and to i.iv huaband bear. And s iv tt .it she uhoui e I h" lov. d hiith enl token ol her I ive ; ami bid him think. Tint the Is-t pulse of her wh.J I wtJ it once 1 liiu.b for him." Orestes Hrownson, the great Iransrendenta list, thus descan'.i upon these articles in the following clear and lucid manner : Their superiority orbitntes topternity. The otilic.'ie. S im Slick, too, is really crazy on the subject, and thus delivers himself: 'I swan to man, it gives a fellow a rnrt of an all-overish feeling to et a gail with one cithern tilings on. I'll he darned, if my heart don't tump clean out of my mouth, every time I set my eyes on 'cm.' A friend of ou. stool; home c;i Saturday night one of liu long water me'i ns which erow on I m Jeiia'vs, iutrr.d.ng to have it for ins Sunday h "it. Jvit, i;er time caui..", and lie coiild'nt i'.n.l .he niehiU. lie uAn! l is wife ,1'sho kmivv whueit v.a.'. L'iie made ii I ef'y , bit t ii.stant l '. .riied ' ale n:. death. 1 he ali'ectionate hux ! ir..! hin!.i;:g she was ill utid a Unit to faint cut open her d.'Csti behind llr the purpose of' L'ossu ing her corset, when to his horror and e.itonibh ment, on diopped the water melc.i ! She was J leu, t'ig it for a hustle ! A printer of err ccenain'unce, missed Iron hisotlice on Monday tnoriiir.g, a slu-rt roi.Vr .' Ou inniirl; g at toe' iio.-se, he found that his :.! . , .,..'.., 1, .,.?.. -...; 1.. rob !: dav before. an., io. got lo 1ei1.fr. it. We have en hand a lew moro tu.'fVing i sidc-a'. 10 didh up for th.e gratif.calion of our female reader, which .have 'alien under our personal t-ispertiui!. We will fix them out in the couue of a week or two Albany AliY. A man' advertisement in a well circuluteJ newspaper, is a lofcmietive signUsirJ that travels about auJ is seen by thnusaiiJ daily. I i.piare 1 insertion, . . fo t6 1 do ! do . . . . o 75 ' do 3 d.i . . . . f 0,. !.ry subsequent inserti. n, . . o " Yearly Adfertisementa : one column, f 25 ; Imlf column, $18, three squares, 12 ; iwo squares, J 9 j one square, 5. Half-yearly : one column, ft? ; half column, $ 12 ; threo squires, Q ; twosuaic?, one square, S3 f.O. Advertisements left without directions aa to Hid length of time they are lo he published, will l continued urn it ordered out, and charged accord ingly. CjTixteen linca make a square. Thk I'hm h-Trek Worm This worm can be destroyed by growing the tanzy, wormwood, r.r any bitter p'ant or shrub, around the peach tree. A dozen spro-ils or so are quite sufficient for protection, and it is Lest to set them out in tho spring of the ycer. Saltpetre mixed with m1i at ,ie rat(J (.f lw 0UnCM f tho .rormrr to one pound of the latter, nnd rpread around tho trunk uf the tree, will destroy the worm, and prevent the yellows. Verdigris mixed with oil and poured into tho holes and plugged, we have seen also recommended. This i. said to be certain death to the worm, without danger of injuring the trees. Notwithstand ing this assertion, we should be very careful in the use of verdigri. Am. Agr. To make I.aeor-Savixo Soap. Take 4 lb. cf soap, 4 lbs. of soda, and 20 quarts cf water boil 2 hours. For washing, usionc pound tc a large bucket cf water. Nati'rai. Attraction. I don't like to be left alone with a gal, it's plagy rpt lo set me a soft sawderin' .nd a courlir.'. There is a sort of natural o'.traclion like in this world. Two ships ir. a calm, are. sure to get alcng side of i ,.i i i cacii owicr ii tu?re is no wind, anu nicy nave : nj""''4 w loo,; tc eacn omer; natut iloes ii. Well, even the tongs and the shovel won't slar.d alone long ; they ura sure to get oil the same side of the fire, and be sociable; ons of 'em has load str.r.e, cnf. draws t'other, that's ceilain. If that's the case with hard-hearted things, like cak and iron, what is it w ith tender henrtod tilings i ike huir.nnq ? Shut me up in a 'sarvalory with a bandsum gal cf a lainy cay; see if I don't think she is the piett'est flower in it. Yiv, I oin glad it is the dinner bell, fir I aint ready to mart v yet, and when I am, I guess 1 must pet n gal "'here I got my ho?S, in old Connecticut. ' a slate takes the shine off all cren'Vn ',i, e. . , o,, uuJ onions', thut's a hci. Stun Slid, t i .'iganr On Wednesday, Oct. Colh, by the Rev. J. White Mr. Morgan Ruflrar, to Miss Mary E lizi Letter, all of this city. Mr. Ii, ere thi?, n folded that Letter in his arms, ar.J scaled it with a kiss. Cin. Crctx. Excellent. He could Ici-hcj be Letter no longer; so ha paid tno person double postage, and had her directed to his care, through life. Many nn c'd bachelor would give all the wcrl l to receive, such a i.ovr I.EVrca a3 that. K- j ven the most illiterate among then: wnul I have e taste for such a cVf.'e-Letter work, taja the Richmond Stat. Tiutii All will read.ly subscribe ti tl fol lew ing from the New York Sunday Merc : ry . When a per in dce.-n't s'.and in need . t" trier.ds, thev nrc as plenty ej mirvi.oes in t'.-j j iat-er crilJ 0f August ; but when he wants t'letu they ere as scarce as grasshoppers in winter. We'ind a pcrpoise, r.:;d 1.1s comrades are sar-.s to akack him - so it is with men of misfortune '. but to (J ,d alone w e ir.;;st look for ru.'Co". 'II. t him again- he his no business to be a hoSs.' 1 asso's 1s11. Ta.-so being told that he) bad an opportunity Lo iaku aiivantagp of a very bit;ei enemy ' I wish not to plunder him," said he, but there arc things which I wlah ti take l'roin iiim ; not his honor his wealth tiorlns life but hia ill will. IVo nan who is engaged in honorab'.e enter prise, should be dishetrteucd by ditcomfiture or want of immediate seccess. A backwoodsman about to encour.tcr abeir in tho forest, r.nd distrusting f:is own s'rength a little, made the t.dlo.ving praj er : "Oh, Lord ! here's going to be one ol the greatest bear fights yiv.t ever did fee 1 Oh, Iird, it is to your own interest to h. lp tr.e but, if you can't help ma fbr God' s-.ke lay h-.v nr-d don't help the bear t" A Civil Iti:qrr. During a sermon at 9 t.ne'i.-ig lioiia. 1 in I'hiiadeipiiia, a neatly dresscil I boy about four years ef ego walked in, 011J ! w hen about half way Iroin the doof to thcfol - pit, in an tiudib'c voice, very r 'si-.-cifully snJ; "M:. Minister, p'.eane tend my ?ister hoine." I.rci.vnr-. The fact it, I wai ruined by having money left ii.e,' said the cobbler. -I onl wish,' observed Sam, 'that some rich cuc n.y would try to v.'eik my de'ruclion in that ere way.' A peis.m was reu arKii:; the other rlai-i 'how cheap every thlv.g had got.' '.NY. I everv; j li,-eg.'saij hia f: ic 'WI.V whr.t bus not !' ! 'Women ' 'Cl . av-. ! .' " ' -''- - i' Cineil is a! : wava deer. A gcntlen.au being culled upon to subscr:Vo to a courae cf ltcicies, objected, 'becp'iae," said he, 'my wife gives iph a l' ratuitcr.s lec ture every cv. IS tl. tans to lo'ttf-r mi ', v. . . gethcr ta hide a hp'.e m his breeches.'