tkiois or tiii: " .oh:iikix.' II. H. MA8SEK, rtiitisiiKHii ai. JOSEPH EISKI.Y. 5 PnnriuaTORS. ' it. II. mJMSSKtl, hUUl or, OJJlec hi Centre Altei, in the rcitr of II. II. .Mai ttr't Storr.) THE" AMKKIOAN" is published every Snlur day at TWO LtOM.AKS per annum tf lip paid half yearly in nJvance. IS'o paper ducontiii ued till all airearages are pniJ. No subscription received Tor a less period than ki momth. All communication or letters on business relating to the oilice, to insure aitention, mint tie POS T PAI. Doginai Confuted. bt a Jon rti.nra CAMrnr.i.f.. The world doth s-vy that such things are A a rhancine; hearts ; Men hid vnu mark a f.-dlinfstiir, Scarce knowing what 'he word impart ; Put we wh i know that planet fill not . The morbid heart's d'sec miscall not. The world doth sav that woman's love Blow hit and cold; JVow gently, as the crphyra move On summer ni?hts inund ruins old Now wildly, a when winter d ishes I fail torr nls 'gainst the window sa-he The world d.vh say, that changing ever Love's natinc is : "J'iii idle talk ! A flection never Kirs in caprices like to this ; When hearts are bae, Mr;t heart wi'l liter Cut true love ne'er can fade or falter ! Yet if we chance, and if out hearts Fn-ni hoi to co d Should v. er, -he tanse springs from such parts Of hidden lielinps as unfold Some sickly thine wiihin us breeding, And not .ebuke, hut pity, needing ! Some years ago a clever Countryman returned from aliroad, thus mourned his ignorance of the French I inguasc, that 'universal tongue :' Never co to France, li.. s you know the lingo, If you do. like me Yiiu' I rejient, lv Jimjo ! sst iriiig like a fool An I a I' tit a a mummy, There I to..d alone, A nation wi h a dummy ! '(Hiai W stand for chairs, They chii-tcn letters "Billies ; They call their motheis inures," And hII thi ir d.iinthters "fillies !" Nira-ge it wns to hear $ I'd i" II you lmi' a gond'un ; Thi v call tin ir Icitlier ' quiet," And all thi ii shoes are 'wooden," Signs I had to make For every little notion ; Limbs a'l goinp, like A t. legraph in n oiion : For wine I rciTd about, T. show my nu aninn fully. And n.ade a pair nf horns, To ask f .r "h. i f and bully." If I wnnted broad. My j iw I art a going And n-knl lor new I iid eggs, By 1 1 ip iog hinds, and crowing ! If I ih- d ii iide, I'll tell you bo.v I got it ; On my s'i. k. ast ile, I made lielievp to trot it ! nu.r.v.i) iiuNKi .ii.ciuiiow.ng in.Nie 01 , "untying honey is recommended by Siller :- , 1 1 it 'Hi 11 1 .a;..v quantity 01 Honey w uiMoiveu in an equal . 1 .:..i. .1 . ni. - 1: l :...u part by weight of water. 1 "v "T,m ,s ",K,U- ! I'd to boil it;i four or six times without skim- i tiling ; it is then rem ived from the tire, and, alter bvinsr cooled, brought on several strong linen strainers, -tretci.ed horizontally, and Co- . ver-d with a layer of clean and well washed ' sand, an inch in depth. When the solution has p iss.'d through the strainer, it is found to be of tho color of clear white wine ; the sand being allowed to remain on the strainers, is rinsed with cold water, and the whole of the liquor is finally evaporated to the thickness of syrup. Tub Tom vto. Thomas Jell'crson Randolph, the prolcge of Jt-flerson, in an address before the Agricultural Society of Albemarle county, Va., lately delivered, stated that Mr. Jefferson could recollect when the tomato was cultiva ted as an ornament to the flower gardens, cal led love apples, and deemed poisonous. It was eaten by but one individual, a foreigner, whose peculiar constitution, or die formation of whose stomach was supposed to resist its dclitcrous effect. VKot-iAiiiK (.'ut 1 os it v. We have seen this morning a fine specimen of Asparagus grown in a bottle, from the garden of J. V. Wade, Esq., of Union, in this county. It having been said that this delicious vegetable is much im proved by being led while growing into an emp ty bottle, or any other tight vessel, Mr. W. placed lac mouth ot one 01 cr a plant about a fortnight since, and the neck is now complete ly filled. A fine large head has been formed inside, and the bottle, which is rendered per fectly water tight by the stalk in tho neck, contains about a gill of water. Xcirark Duihj Adviri'uer. PuMrivK Cuhe ok Counk. The Iwc!l Ad vertiser states that a man in that city w ho had long been utilicled with corn upon two of his toes, went into a joiner's shop, took a mallet and chisel, ami deliberately tetvrcd the tu otott from thr foot, lie bound them up, and they soon got well, and he declares himself highly satisfied with his experiment ! Destruction or llt.n Bios. Wo find in an exchange ptiper, th following description of the machine lately iuveuled for the destruc tion of these ferocious animals .One w heel catches them by the nose another draws their tccth-while- a neat piston rod pushes arsenic down their wind-pipes. BUNB1IE "AMERICAN. Absolute acquiescence in the decisions of the 11 MnsKcr & wisely. From the V. S. Curtte. Ct-nfeimni-)- Anniversary nf Hi. Mlrliarl's Clinrrh, N. K. t'srnrr of Fifth atrt-rt niiil Apple Tri-e A Mr)-. Vestcrday was a great festival among those Germans w ho profess lite Evangelical Iuthcran j creed. One hundred yenrs ago, the old church I at the X. R. corner of Cherry street and Apple i Tree Alio y, was dedicated to the worship of ; Almighty God. Our readers will probably feel J some interest in the rise and progress of the j Lutheran denomination, and we have therefore obtained the following particulars from various sources: Prior to the year 17 W, the few Evangelic Lutheran and "Reformed"' emigrants who took up their abode in this city had no regular place i oi' worship, and congregated in an old frame work-shop, located in Arch street. The pastor al charge of these flocks was confided to the Rev. Dr. Muhlenberg, who, by dint of perse verence and strenuous exertion among the members, succeeded in prevailing upon them to purchase a site whereupon to build a church. Accordingly, in the year 174:), one week before Eat-tcr, t laic desirable object was accomplished, and the ground upon which the church now stands purchased for the sum of two hundred pounds. As early as the fifth ot April in the same year, the corner stone was laid with be coming ceremonies, and the construction cf the building was immediately commenced with great spirit ; individual pockets were taxed, and private property even was mortgaged to carry out the laudable enterprise ; in fact, the zeal was such that on the 29th ofOctobcr it was so far completed as to be dedicated to Di vine service. The building, finished as it then was, had cost the sum of fifteen hundred pounds, an enormous sum in those times. The treasu ry being exhausted, the interior work could not lie undertaken ; the scaffolding was allowed to remain, and in obedience to the old adogc "necessity is the mother of invention" the members, instead of seats, used Jogs of wood, upon which they luid boards ; and to have some protection against the weather, most of the win dows were nailed up. In this condition the church remained for a period of nearly five years; it was then completed, and finally dedicated to the Ird on the 14th of Au gust, 171?, a ceremony performed by Pastor Muhlenberg, a Swedish clergyman named San din, and Pastors Drutnhol'. Handschuh, Kurr. and Schauin. We will not dvell upon this imposing cere mony, btit skip over a couple of years, during j which the congregation had so much increased : that it became necessary to enlarge the church. n tIie 1Jt!l of Mav i7.-)lt the oran wa3 placCll in Uic ?ajkry .' ,; jtrument, nt that , w probflljly ,hc argest and handsom- ' ' est in the Fnitrd States. In 17.V). it became necessary to purchase a second burial ground, for which purpose two hundred and fifteen pounds were annronriated : and fchortlv after (inic year 17rt0i) tIlC 1(H1Pe oppertain 5 , ie cI(ir,., ,j HIC lot of ground utx.. which the school-house now stands, were pur chased for four hundred and forty-seven pounds. In the same year, the construction ofthe school I house was commenced and on the '7lh of July, 1701, it was completed. From this time the congregation increased bo rapidly that, not witstanding the expenses incurred and debts contracted in consequence of the erection of these buildings, it became necessary to build yet another and larger church ; the members at that time were under the impression that this new place of worship, which was located at the. S. E. corner of Fourth and Cherry streets, would contain the whole congregation, as St. Michael's Church was only 70 feet in length and l"i feet in breadth, and Zion's (the new) Church K; feet in length and 70 feet in breadth. On the 2 th of June; 1700, this building was comploted and dedicated, and the congregation nourished and protqicrcd until tho arrival of the revolutionary period ; Philadelphia was taken possession ofby English troop., and this beau tiful and splendid edifice was converted into a hospital; this occurred in the memorable year of 1777 ; but scarcely was the war concluded ere the Lutherans rebuilt their church, and re dedicated it on the Kd of September, 172. A variety of property was also purchased by the congregation. On the 10th of October, 1701, a t,cw and valuable organ was played for the first time in Zion's church. About the same time the mother (St. Michael's) church was undergoing thorough repairs ond improvements. In 170:) und 1701 the yellow fever raged in Philadelphia, and in a period of about three months, the congregation lost no less than fi." of its members ! and in tho ensuing year, on the evening succeeding Christinas, tho new church, together with the organ, was consumed by fire. The edifice, however, was rebuilt, and r-opcncd in November 1700, and the trustees bad moreover purchased an adjoining lot of ground for three thousand five hundred pounds, and erected thereon a school for the female sex. About Ihia'.itne some difficulties arose, as tome vi the members desired that home of AND SHAiMOKIN JOURNAL. ' M' y v "p majori'y, the vital principle of Republics, from which Suiibnry, Xortliiiiiibeiiuiid Co. the sermons ought also to he preached in the English language, a measure which found nu merous opponents. At length the first party built n church of their own, which was dedi cated in the English language, and peace and brotherly love was accordingly restored. Five German schools were then founded by the church, and in 111 a new organ was placed in the building. Pvoco from that time pursued the even tenor of its way until 111, when a number of young members made a second attempt to introduce the English language into the church. The Oerman disposed members, of course, opposed this step bitterly, and finally a document fell in to the hands of their adversaries, in which they declared thi.t if necessary they would defend their church with their goods and their blood. This gave rise to a persecution, which termi nated unfavorably to the ("ennuii party, many of whom would have been imprisoned, but for Simon Snyder, Governor of Pennsylvania, who interposed his pardon. The German language was continued in use in the church, and peace again reigned supreme until 124, when a third although also unsuccessful, attempt was made to place St. Michael's church in the possession of the "English minded." Already in the year 110 the congregation had it in contemplation to build St. Paul's church, which now tears its neat and unpretending spire at the N. E. corn er of Brown and St. John streets. A Tine AVIfr. The Ihi flit ht papers announce the death, on the 2lst of May, of Mrs. Maria Wait, in the 31st year of her age. This lady was the wife of Benjamin Wait, one of the Canadian politi cal convicts. An obituary notice in the Buffa lo Commercial says She was a woman of very uncommon powers of mind, amiable in her deportment, ardent in her affection, and of untiring energy and perse- verence of character. Her cxcitions in behalf of her husband and his fellow prisoners who were under sentence of death for political of fences committed during the winter of 1S37 and 3S, in I'pper Canada, seemed almost su perhuman. Aflcr having procured a commuta tion of the sentence from death to perpetual banishment to Van Dieman's Land, she went directly to Imdon, w here she continued ten months her unwearied exertions for their final release. She was most kindly received by the (iueen the heads of department and all the officers of the Crown. Through my exertions, the free dom of the island was extended to them, and all the liberty they could enjoy in the land of their exile and but for their escape, she soon would have procured their final pardon. Her trials and sufferings during this period of incessant toil and anxiety ore most allbctingly and gra jmically described in her letters to a friend. published- in her husband's narrative which will be read w ith deep interest by all. Mrs. W. w as a member of the Washington street Baptist Church in this city, aud died in the full triumps of Christian faith rejoicing to the very last. A few moments before she died, she called her husband her aged father her brothers, and her littlcones to her, pressed them to her bosom kissed them again and again bade them a mor-t affectionate farewell, and .1 t a .1 men comincnueii 111cm 10 itou in a prayer, which, for sublimity and powers of thought and expression, seemed unearthly, and can never be forgotten by those who heard it. When her sight and speech had nearly tai led her, she was asked by her pastor if the val ley was dark; she instantly exclaimed, "not a cloud." Conscious that she had but a moment to live, she shook all firmly by the hand gave her last counsel to some young friends who were visiting at her house then commended all present once more to (Sod in a most solemn and affecting prayer uttered a clear and dis tinct farewell then yielded up without a Strug glc her happy spirit into the arms ot everlast ing love and rested from all her toil. Dr iTii or Gem iiat. Was-minuton's Skrvist. The Washington Capitol of Tuesday says "General Washington's colored servant Vary, was buried on Sunday last, from Groenleafs Point, and followed to the grave by a large num ber of blacks, lie was, we understand, at the time of his death, 111 years old, and was for a number of years osier to Con.' Washington whom he served at the passage ol the Delaware, and at the battles of Brandy wino and Trenton Old Cary was kuowatid respected by every citizen ot this place ho l ived tho memory o his patriotic mister, and as an humble mark ol respect, on his birth day, and in fact every mil ilary parade, wore an old shad-bellied uniform coat, Bnd a three-cornered hat, with a hu cockade, which ho 6aid Washington gave him On these occasions tho boys used . to collect a round him, but his venerable appearance disar med them of all thoughts of mischief, and ho was allowed tho honorable privilego of hobbling in the rear of the military, under whose protcc tioti he generally placed himself. there i no nppal hut to force, the vital principle Pa. Saturday, June a I, IS 13. MfMlel Farm. I The llritish Farmer's Magazine fur January, lyi'l, contains the following account ofa model farm, cultivated chiefly by buy, who are pur suing a course of education in scientific agri culture: "Pcrhans the most succosfful example of i the capabilities of laud, under proper manage- . ment, in Ireland, and of the immense crops 1 ; which can be raised, may bo seen on tho Ia- tional Model Farm, under the Board of Educa tion, at Glasuevin, near Dublin. This farm, strictly conductc on the improved system of green cropping and house feeding, contains tt'-l statute acres, and there were kept on it, during the year, 'Jv! head of cattle and 3 horses. It supplies, on an average, ninety persons during the year with farm produce, such as milk, but ter, potatoes, and vegetables of various kinds; and furnishes the farming; establishment with pork, besides a number of private families with the above articles. A considetable quantity of vegetables ore carried to market, and all kinds of grain, which is abundant. There is at pre sent a crop of oats upon the farm, the produce of 14J British acres. It is secured in eight stacks, and is estimated by the best judges to be equal to the nverage produce of 50 acres. It stood perfectly close upon the ground, aver age G to 7J feet in height, the head and ear corresponding ; the other crops, potatoes, tur nips, Italian rye grass, Ac. of like quality. The manager conducts the farm on his own account; pays JL-m s (?d. per annum of rent, besides other expenses, amounting in all to tip wards of JL'UMI per year, and we are informed, ond believe, he realizes a very handsome an nual sum from it besides. He labors and man ages it almost exclusively by a number of boys, gricultural p.tpils and teachers, w ho are there in training in the science ond practice of ag riculture. As a tcjt of what land is capable of producing when brought to its highest point, there are few examples so appropriate as we have in this particular instance ; thcro arc, perhaps, more crops raised, more cattle kept and fed, more human beings supplied with the common necessaries of life, more manure ac cumulated, more employment given, and in fact more money mndv on this spot of land than on any other farm of tho same extent (conduc ted on a proper scientific rotation of grain and green crop) in any part of the empire, or the world. Did tho average land of Ireland pro duce only one half of the value, according to ptantity, that is on this model farm, we would bear no more of corn laws, tariffs, or want of employment amongst the people. Menus of Itrrotiiln;; lli oml CltrMol. Muscular exertion tends greatly to establish a permanently fuller state of the chest. The extent to w hich the chief muscles of the trunk of the body are inserted into, or have their ori gin from the walls of the chest, is one cause or this. In order that such muscles should act with power we have to draw in a larger quan tity of air than usual ; and when we want to make a considerable effort, ns in Idling a hea vy weight, we have to clone the windpipe and detain all this air in tho chest. The walls of the chest, tho ribs, Ac, then are stiftiy mppor ted by this bed of air, like a distended bladder, or air-cushion. In this way, the chest can support a great pressure and forms a firm basis for the vigorous action ot the muscles attached to it. When longer continued but not so strenuous ef forts are made, as in carrying a more moderate weight for some distance, aud even in active walking without nny load, a man s'ill keeps his chest more than usually distended ; hold ing the air in for a time exceeding the period of any ordinary breath, and then letting it out to take in a fresh stock of complementary air, (to use the term adopted,) tu give stillness to his chest Now this action being frequently repeated, must and does have efleel of establishing a per- r state of . the chert. It is, in inamently fuller fact, the rendering a person "broad chested ;" the connexion of w hich with vigor is too Uri king to be overlooked even by tho .uninformed, who do not fail tosec the fuller condtion ofthe chest, though without an acquaintance with the manner in which it is brought about, or in 1 , ,. whic.i it is advantageous. In sucli vigorous persons, tlien, tue supple- meiitary nir becomes larger, a portion id me complementary space beiu-jT added to it, and thenordiuury respiration takes place un tho top of this increased supplementary quantity. That this is true, wo may satisfy ourselves by mea suring the quantity of air such a person can breathe out, and comparing it with that breath ed out by a person of sedentary habits. VVc shall find that the volume of the air durably resi dent in the chest is much larger in the former, the comparison being made between two per sons ofthe same bulk. Spectator. The Siu.I.i:st IloMuxir.vTHio Dosu Evttit Know On Thursday last, we read that Sir Hubert Peel look the uisc of the House. Punch. ami immediate parent of despotism Jsr-rKnao. Vol. 3--.o. :t W hole .o, 1 Ciuinlil TnrtaH One of the swindling flash auction rsWUIixli nients, w ith which Chatham street abound, in their angling fir plunder on Thursday, caught ' somewhat more than they intended. A clergy- man Irom Illinois, passing the shop and hearing tho bids, was induced to 20 in. lie saw a card of jewelry for sale, apparently very cheap, and said he would liko part of the things on it but I did not want tlie whole. I wo gentlemen at . once stepped up and politely saying they would divide them with him, the card was knocked down to the three. They were nt once in invited back to pottle, and the door was shut. Tha clergyman oWrved, with some surprise, that eight or ten men, who seemed to have no business there a:companied them, lie took from his purse money enough, as he knew, to pay his share and laid it down. But a great iptantity of articles he had never seen before) were at once produced as among those he had bid off, and presented with a bill against him, amounting totSDO. He eawat once their game mi l brushed all the articles away except those he had bought, some of which, including ti watch, he thrust into his pocket, and took a box enclosing tho others under his arm. He invited the other two men to go into the front room and divide the articles; but the whole company at once thronged between him and the door, thrust their fists under his nose, and in threatening tones demanded. thcirfcOO. Being a man of 0 powerful frame, with one sweep of each hand he scattered them hither and thither, and walked out with a genuine Western stride, shaking them off with perfect ease. They followed and had a parley in the front room. They offered him back his money and demand ed the goods he had bought in return. Pocket ing the cash, he gave up the box ond cooly saying that the watch would nearly pay for his coat, which they had badly torn, started for the door. They again opposed him but he threw them across the room with perfect nonchalance and marched into the street. They followed and continued to annoy him ts far 08 Chatam square, when he seised one by the collar and commenced dragging him to the Police Office, lfo went reluctantly, and the rest, as may bo supposed, scattered in every direction; and re leasing his victim, who made tracks, literally witheurul rapidity, he went about his busi nesst remaining master of the watch, as well as of the satisfaction of having triumphed over 0 gang of scoundrels. The villains, We tako it, w ill look out for Illinoians hereafter especiolly for those whose personal appearance resembles that f Harry Clay so strongly, as does that of our clerical friend. .V. Y. Tribune. As Akwiian IIou.m:. A Paris correspondent of tho Charleston Courier, speaks of a fine white Arab charger, owned by a French offi cer taken in one of the battles in Africa, but so hiu'hly was he prized, that two hundred Arabs made a ioleut onset for the purpose of recapturing him, and failing in their object, endeavored to kill him, rutherthan leave him in French hands. The horse received three severe wounds, the marks of which ore pretty visible. Cinler his saddle was found his well authenticated genealogy which proved his pure blood. Ql'KEIt Klsu oe Correstondenck. In the course of overhauling papers to detect smug gling corresjioiHlencp, the post-otfice clerks make queer discoveries sometimes. In one in stance, the Boston Post says, they suspected that a copy of the Boston Notion contained something more than was set down in the ta ble of contents, and, upon opening it, they found that a piece of ivory had been neatly set into a square cut nut of tho body of the pa per, and was the vehicle of the tender thoughts : ol a couple of lovers one residing 111 (..uncord I '""1 other in Boston. J he messenger of j love had passe J so often scot free, (hut nt length j the lovers became careless in the manner of do- j ing it up, and thus suspicion fell upon it. The ol. .t.'c tilljivi-oil it ir, mubo tun or three trios ' I alter thev discovered the trick. I'hil. ldg. j A 0m) (.lhlM.. "..p.,,. that it is the , of Mexico for voung la- I .. llf I,,,,!,,,,,), tll ,i,r(,.,. - nl j Sih , f f , fll.irch, their 1 . I fortunes depending upon thcsti.nu shitting l:!ni. ('ulderoii do la B.irc.i.in her lute work 1 ((, jt.,ic, rL.!at...j that during the progress r. a promenade, she passed the environs ofan old etitireh which lo;tk(d as black and distnnl from this cuise as if the prophet Jeremiah had pas sed through the city denouncig wo upon the bouses and dwellers thereof. It is said tho la dies never miss the murk us they take care to practice a great deal before the momentous trial. At Granville, N. C ) there is a chicken with four legs, and a terrapin with two hcadsj und a common robin that has commenced singing like a cauory bird, and crowing like a cock. The four legged chicken is a rarity, but the double headed tortulsiaiid a singing or a crowing ro bin trc frequently found. " S 1 . I L ' I iPTV" I'HK I K OI' AHVl ltTtMXJ. t square 1 insertion, 1 Sfl t do S rio . 0 75 1 do 8 dj . . . . I nil Kvery subsequent insert!, n, . - 0 3 Yearly Advertisements! one column, $ll hnlj column,? IS, three squares. $13 5 two squares, 9 one sqtt-ite, f Half-yearly k one column, fl 8 ) half column, $ 1 3 ; three squares, $ 8 ; two squares, one squiiie, f.1 SO. Advertisements Irft without dlreelinn tntiiM length ii liriiolbev are to be published, wlli t eontinur.l until ordered out, and charged aceerd inaly. Cj:-'! xteeti lines make a squat. Anveilna; Story. The robbery of the Trust Company is not tho- only IMri!v of which the town fit rVlnmhnil boo ", (tc,n(, Mfs raim,Ioth a T,nrnp4 . , . ... f , . and adviseth with the public touching the samei i , in wo lis following, to wit! lt.war.l. Lefl my hoi! and board with out anv inst cause or provocation. mV liosb.in h .pxander Thompson to whom I wa! was lawfu'ly married by 'Squire MeKendreo. The said Thompson lefl this city a fbw ihys sinre, fuf parts unknown to his loving and devote?! wifd My husband is about twenty-four or five year old, but has not yet arrived at years ofdiscre tion. 1 la is about five feet six inches in height, thrk Complexion, blue, jealous looking rye, and is usually suspicions and distrustful of those he takesan interest in. Anyone who will give information of tho above personage to me, at Columbus, will receive the above reward, and the thanks of a most chaste, virtuous and dis consolatc wife. Elizabeth G. Thompson. Columbus, May 2-1. Editors who feci disposed to aid the cause ot injured innocence, will please publish the 0 bove." Surely this Alexander is a wayward chicken to ramble from the sheltering Wing of so careful a hen, and we should not be surprised to learrt that he is of kin to him of whom was writ in sad heroics. "Oh, Tommy Thompson! Tommy Thompsn,nh!', A literary correspondent of the Coltimbnd Enquirer, foreboding the anxious curiosity of the public, has, in a touching narrative, tin veiled the hymenial history of the "ill-starr'd wench" Elizabeth. We cannot forbear quot ing a paiti "Don, u rckkolect sum 7 of eight tnunthi ago a rich widdur that kutn from Stewart kounty up here tparlin ? She kotirted a Mis tur Thompson, retalo deier in water-mellunsj appals and nock need spcrits, jist a little abuv Ruse Ac Barnard's store, oppasit Captun Bar tow's hotel. Aftur she had addressed htm fur a short tyme, he bugun tu fele "tinder Emo sAi,,i and fynaliy when he hufd she hod $i:iO, 000 Dollur8 he "koulA huld out tin mor" art tha wur marrydd. The next mornin he swore she wur an anjil a oman what jist suited him fur she wur rich too. He konsulted several lawyers about the best way fur him tu go about takin charge of his dulreyncas efl'ex, and aftur gittin thur advise he Went tu bur Home to pro klaim himself "monyark of all he turtadyc " . Ho found that all warnt gole that glitters artj unfeeliu retch! has desurted his bettuf half. She arc noW On tho look out for him, so shrJ kan give him a change of klothin, (atfekshun ato kretur,) fur she fez he don't carry enny with him. She rekwestcd hie tu sa tu u if e could git enny infurmashun konsttrnin h'rv.. that u wud oblygo hur by drappin hur p. f--lynes thru the post ofyce ; and that she wi ' 11 tu rekwest tho Presydent of Tixas not t'i him marrey befor she gits thar. Ml. ild holey flame hale salced itt, Willi I lies 2 ueiital .! io 1 ; O.i rkw.il wlogs tliur p!i-.-hurs fly, In tkwal slremes thur sorrors run." Jist dti all u kan fur the pore woman. O wiminiii, lovely wimmin ! Juge Kulquitt s.yj in a speetch he maid in the koiitt hoie. oil Greene's tryal, that u wur the konnectin Tynk between man and the Devil. Charleston Mir cury. AMosr.v Mam.no BisiM s. Uubufe's great paintings uf Adam and Eve have already been equivalent to n small gold mine to the propric ors. It is stated that l!i -y hive Lcen visited in all by 3-17,000 persons ; and t'i y avo now advertised in the London pipers to he disposed of by lottery. There are akut '-"UniO ticlcets at only one gainea each, or, one huiidrc-.i thou sand dollars for the two pictures ! Krrri.r. nni M Pi nc h Bowls. .The Queen'i . t,:rtlI1i :iy was celebrated by the British troops' n rh.jtll)tV) it, ?(,neral parade, and afterward a "rami ori'iKini maicn in which, inc neuio ..... . . 1 L .1 I ! drums of the Drairoon Guards were converted I into punch bowl The following toast was1 1 drunk by all present. : rreai i-rat-e and clorv 10 Quane Victory A..d .....y j-hr her rtant .uch K;.li-..i h.nd. i Tu till oil lu r climtli-s, and to firflit tier l-atilcSi ,w .u. f.r off, dis'ani. furn-n lands. A Bi t . nt En urn. In Luton Churchyard Bedfordshire, au uncourtly voice frt ui the dead to the In ing speaks as follows : lie ulii ! I have left a woild In which I hi J much to dii, $we. .luift and freitinir to Ret rich Ju t such a foul as you. Pronounce the letters L O O T, and, our life) on it, if you try for a month, you will come out with nothing but ctdcr-blov-lca. The Prince of Wales, it is said, Lh:bbcr$ coiw tinually, and Bonictitnes ipouts. , Hope is an instigator to action ; possession is the father of iuduWiee. A Text. 'Owe no man anything." J! mans, xiii.