TKIIMS OF THE "AMKKICAK." HENRY B. MASSER.a PuimsiUft Ash JOSEPH EISEI.Y. 5 rRorniKTona. . It. JtMSSEH. Editor. nmCI 1ST MARK KT irUI.IT, MIA DECR. THE" AM ERIUAN" is published every Satur day st TWO DOLLARS por annum to be paid half yearly in advance. No paper discontin ued till all arrearages are paid. No suhscriition received for a less period than flit months. All communications or letters on business relating to the office, to insure attention, must be TOST PAID. BEN Blj.O'lril-lR'S STORV. Or How to Rrlliih Julep. V C. F. HOFFMAN. Are you sure thaVs The Flank over by the sliore !' Certing, manny ! I could tell her pipes a tYoss the Maioura.' 'And you will overhaul her!' ...'Won't we though ! I tell ye, Stranger, so wire as my name's Den Blower, that Inst tar bar'l I have in the furnace has jist the smart chance of go-ahead into us to cutoft'The Flame from yonder pint, or send our bout to kingdom come.' The devil!' exclaimed a bystander who, j intensely interested in the race, was lenniug j the while against the partitions of the boiler j room, 'I've chosen a nice place to see the fun near this infernal powder barrel !' 'Not so bad as if you were in it !' cooly ob served Ben, as the other walked rapidly away. 'As if he were in it ! what ! in the boiler ! Verting! Don't folks sometimes go into bi lers, manny V 'I shonld think there'd be other parts of the boat more comfortable.' 'That's right; poking fun at me at onc't; but wait till we g?t through with this brush with the Flame nnd Fll tell ye a regulur fixin scrape that a mnn may get into. It's true, too, every word of it as sure as :ny name's Ben Blower.' 'You have seen the Flame then nfore, Strang- cr Six years ago, when new upon the river, ; she was a raal out nnd outer, I was at that j time a hand aboard other. Yes, I belonged to her at the time of her great race with the 'Go ' liar' Youv'e heern uinyhnp, of the blow-up J by which we lost it! They made n great fuss ; about it ; hut it was nothing but a mere fix of j Hot water after all, Duly the springing of a low rivets, which loosend a b.lcr plate or two, i and letting out a thin spirting upon somo nig- j gcrs that hadn't sense enough to get out of the wny. Well, the 'Go-liar' took off' our passen gers, nnd we ran into Smnshcr's landing to re pair damages, nnd bury the poor fools that were killed. Hero we laid for a matter of thirty hours or so, n.i got things to right on board for j nn, that must have come on shortly before I re- ! !oras the fireman flung it wide open to feed a bran new start. There wassome carpenter's covered my consciousness. My r'esting place 1 the flames that were to torture me. My knock work yet to be done, but the captain said that through the night had been, as 1 have told you I ing ws unheard, though I could hear him toss tlmt might, be fixed off jist as well whei we j nt the for end of the boiler. Well, I now I the sticks into the furnaco beneath me, and were under way we had worked hard tlie j ,lroamed that the manhole wns still oen nnd J drive to the door when his infernal oven was weather was sour, and we need'nt do anything ) what seems curious, rather than laughable, if fully crammed. more jist now we might take that afternoon I yol, take it in connection w illi other things, I I 'Hal I vet hope ! I had, but it rose in my to ourselves, hut the next morning he'd get up , luttcit-J that my legs hud been so stretched in ! mind side "bv side with the fear that I might now steam bright and uirly.nnd we'd all come out j tic iolltf walk i haj takl. t(l(J cvcn-iag M(liV( j become the agent of preparing myself a more ww. There was no temperance society nt ! that they now reached the whole length of the ' frightful death Yes ! when I thought of that Smasher s landing, ami ( wont ashore upon a lurk with some of the hands.' I omit the worthy Benjamin's ndventures upon lund, and, despairing of fully conveying his language in its original Doric force, will not hesitate to give the rest of his singular nar rative in my oivn words, save where, in a few instances, can recall his precise phraseology, which the reader will easily recognize. The night was raw and sleety when I regain ed the deck of our bunt. The officers, instead of leaving a watch above, had closed up every thing, and shut themselves in the cabin. The fire-room only was open. The boards dushed from the outside hy the explosion had not yet been replaced. The floor of the room wns wet I scarcely a corner which afforded ' , the dnv'ing orm, I was aliout I . resigned to sleep in the open ! bent only" upon getting under the -j anil there was a shelter from leuving the room air, and now bout only upon gelt m lee of some bulkhead that would protect me a gainst the wind. In passing out I kept my arms stretched forward to feel my way in the dark, but my feet came in contact with a heuvy iron lid: I stumbled, and, ns I fell, struck one of my hands into the 'manhole,' (1 think this was the name he gave to the oval filliped o pening in the head oltho boiler,; through which the smith had entered to. make his repairs. I fell with my Tm ll.rust so tar into the aper ture th I received u pretty smart blow in the fur.e as it, came in contact with the head of the boiler, audi did not hesitate to drag my body after it, the moment I recovered from this stunning effect and ascertained my wherea bouts. In a word, I crept into the boiler re solved to pass the rest of the night there. The place viae dry and sheltered. Had my bed been softer, I would have hud all that man could desire ; as it was, I slept and slept sound- 'I should men'ion, though, that, before At.iji..,. n.r I ntflr:ll tlmfi ulilM,.l lilt IMt. e . . .i r .i I e silion. I had tone first to the further end of the boiler, then again I had crawled back to . . . ii . i r i .i . the manhole, to put my hand out and feel that it was really still open. The warmest place was at the further end, where I finally establish ed myself, and that 1 knew from the first. It ws foolislf in me to think that the opening through which 1 had just entered could be clos ed without my untiring it, and thut too when nobody win astir but myself; but the blow on th side of my face made me a little nervous perhaps ; bcbidcs, I never louldbcur to be shut SUNBTOY Absolute acquiescence in the decisions of the Hy Mnsser & l:lscly. up in any place it always gives a wild-like leeling about the head. You may lnugh, Stranger, but I believe I should suffocate in an empty church, if I once felt that 1 was so shut up in it that I could not get out. I have met men afore now just lika me, or worse rather much worse. Men that it made sort of furious to be tied down to any thing, yet so soft-like and contradictory in their natures that you might lend th-mi any where so long as they didn't feel the string. Stranger, it tikes all sorts of peo ple to make a world ! and we have a good ma ny of the worst kind of while men here out west. Hut I have seen folks upon the river quiet looking chaps, too, as ever you see who were p0 tectonlly caranklerankerous that they'd f''001 l'c doctor who'd tell them they couldn't live when ailing, and made a die of it, just out of spite, when told they must get well. Yes, fellows as fond of the good things of the enrth as you or I, yet who'd rush like mnd right over the gang-plank of like, if once brought to be lieve thnt they had to stay in this world whe ther they wanted to leave it or not. Thunder and bees ! if such a fellow as that had heard the cocks crow as I did awakened to find darkness about him darkness so thick you might cut it with a knife heard other sounds, too, to tell him it was morning, and scrambling to fumble for that manhole, found it, too, black closed black and even ns the rest of the i- j ron coffin around him, closed, w ith nutaiivet- hole to let (Jod's light and air in why why he d fwnuHiini right down on the spot, as I did, nnd I am tasliumed to own it to no white j i The big drops netu-illy stood upon the poor j fellow's hrow, ns he now paused for a moment i in the recital of his terrible story. He passed j his hand over his rough features, and resumed j it with less agitation of manner. 'How long I may have remained there sense- 1,., I don't know. The doctors have since told me it inu-t have been a sort of fit more likeanajHiplexy than a swoon, for the uttack finally passed oil' in sleep Yes, I slept, I know that, fur I dreamed dreamed a heupo' things afore I awoke these -'i-mni. h.nv- ever, that I have hern -Me in remit .li.;.ik- ' boiler and extended tlnuiigh the opening. j furnace with its fresh fed flames curling bo At first, (in my dreaming reflections) it was np,,tht,,c ir("' "1"'" which I stood, a more fright a comfortable thought that noonc could now ful ,kB,h cvcn t,m" ot" ,"'m" b,,lK'd n' shut up the manhole will t awakening me. Iive! discovered that mallet a short But soon it sec.ed asthou -h my feet, which ! t""C ""0,M'r ut no matter, I would by .Haul were on the outside, were becoming drenched feSrt ,0 ll,e "'y eP,,ri,"t''t "ow iu the storm which had originally driven me I ',l was this I remembered having a marline to seek this shelter. I fell the chilling rain "l"6 n,y pocket, and in less time than I have upon my extremities. They grew colder and taken in hinting at the consequences of thus u colder, and their numbness grmluully extended haJ n,aJe a" impression upon the upward to other parts of my body. It seemed hiler, and soon succeeded in driving it through, how ever, that it w as only the under side of my j The wuter gushed through the aperture person that was thus strangely visited. 1 luiil ' wmiII they we it! No, the jet could only upon my buck, and it must have been a spe- ! lay against the wooden partition which must cies of nightmare that afflicted me, for I knew j hide the stream from view it must trickle Bt ,0,,n,wt 1 WM ,,reaM,i"?' ' Ml 11 mipossi- ; W ' r4"C ,"t',f' A vi"1""t ,U "f coughing j ' '' lvm of volUion.-The which ,"',J ,iwn S "''"' I me, hud rushed into my mouth ; I awoke to hear the rapid strokes of the pump which was driving it into the boiler ! 'My w hole condition no not all of it not J'it my jirrsiut coud.tion d ished with new horror iini me. But I did not again swoon. The ehoiiking sensntion w hich had made me fuiut, w hen I first discovered how I was entomb ed, gave way to a livelier, though less overpow ering, emotion. I shrieked even as I started from my slumber. The previous discovery of the closed ajierture, with the instant oblivion that followed, seemed only a part of my dream, nnd i threw my urnis about and looked eagerly for the opening by which I had entered the hor rid pluce yes, looked for it, though it wus tlie terrible conviction that it was closed a second time brought home tome which prompted my frenzied cry. livery tense seemed to have ten fold aeiiteuess, yet not one to act in unison with another. I shrieked again uud again implo ringly desperately savagely. I filled the hollow chamber with my cries till its walls I seemed to tingle around me. The dull stroke I . " , .... of the pump seemed only to mork at, while they I deadened my screams, At lust I tuve invsolf up. It is the strug gle against our fate w hich tren.ies the miiid. We cease to fear w hen we cease to hope. I gave myself up and then I grow calm ! 'I was resigned todie resigned to my mode of death. It was not, I thought, so very new to nwhkcn unwonted honor in a man. Thousands h ive been sunk to the bottom of the ocean shut up in the holds of vciocla boating themselves AND SHAMOK1N JORUNAL. majority, the vital principle of Republics, from which -Suiibiiry, Xurtluinibciiaiid Co. 1 against the battened hatches dragged down from the upper world shrieking, not for life but for death only beneath the eye and amid the breath of heaven. Thousands have endured that appalling kind of suffocation. I would die only as many a better man had died before me. I could meet such a death. I said so I thought so felt so, t mean, for a minute or more j ten minutes it may have been or but au instant of time. I know not nor does it mat ter it I could compute it. There wait a time then when t was resigned to my fate, but good (iod ! was I resigned to it in the shape in which next it came to appal ! Stranger, I felt thnt water grow hot about my limbs, though it was not yet mid-leg deep. I felt, nnd, in the same moment, heard the roar of the furnace that was to turn it into steam before it could grow deep enough to drown one ! 'You shudder it teat hideous. But did I shrink and shrivel, and crumble down upon that iron floor, and lose my senses in that hor rid agony of fear? No! though my brain swam and the life-blood that curdled at my heart seemed about to stagnate there for ever, still I knrw ! 1 was too hoarse too hopeless from previous efforts to cry out more. But I struck feebly nt first, and then strongly fran tically with my clenched fists against the sides of die boiler. There w as people moving near who trnrsMiear my blows! Could not I hear the grating of chains, the shuffling of feet, the very rustic of a rope, henr them all within a few inches of me I I did, but tlie gurgling wa ter that wns growing hotter nnd hotter around my extremities, made more noise within the steaming chaldron than did my frenzied blows against the sides. 'latterly I had hardly changed my position, hut now the growing heat of the water made plash to and fro ! lifting myself wholly out of it was impossible, but I could not remain quiet. I stumbled upon something, it whs a mallet ! n chance tool the smith had left there hy acci dent. Willi what wild joy did I seize it with what eager confidence did I now deal my first blows with it ngainst the walls of my pris on ! But scarce had I intermitted tlieiu for a moment when I heard the clon of the iron ! " l" the decks before the leakage would ."'vcred Should I drive another hole to ' " ! h?' 1 W,,ll,,n T"! , V T", ' ' ed so hot had become that which remained should more escape, Mould 1 not hear it bubble and hiss upon the fiery plates of iron that were already scorching the soles of my feet ! 'Ah! there is a movement voices I hear them calling for a crow-bar the bulkhead cracks as they pry off the planking. They have seen the leak they are trying to get at it ! flood (iod w by do they not dampen the fire! Why do they call for the the the ! 'Stranger, look at that finger ! it can never regain its natural site but it has already done all tlio service that man could expect from so humble a member .Sir, that hole vimll ham bet it pluggtd vp on the inxlant, unless had jammed nnjjlnger thru tig h '1 heard the cry of horror as they saw it with out the shout lo drown the fire the stroke of the cold water pump. They say, too, that I was conscious w hen they look me out but I I remember nothing more until they brought a julep to my bedside afterwards, And that ju hp . ' 'Cooling ! was it V 'Stuam;i:h ! ! !' Ben turned away his head and wept lie could no tay more, "You seem to Ihj full of the milk of human kindness," as the monkey suid m hen he suck ed the OKi unut 'I'm always severe iijx n black Vjg,"as the shark said hen he snapped oS tufle's under piuuiiig. AMERICAN. there is no app.al but to force, the vital principle lu. Saturday, Oil. 1-5, isi'J. Rallnnulnff Eilranrtllnarjr t A daring feat was accomplished on Saturday last, by a citizen of our neighboring town of Gettysburg. Mr. John Wise, the American Aeronaut, par rxcrltrncr, had announced his intention to make his 39 Hi loon Ascension, on that day, from an enclosure in Gettysburg and with his usual punctuality, was ready on the day and hour promised. His balloon was inflated his ballast, grappling iron, &c., duly stowed, and he was about to step into his basket At that moment, Mr. John McClellan, a young gentleman of Gettysburg, enquired of Mr. Wue whether it would not be possible for two per sons to ascend with the power then in Hie bal loon. On receiving a negative reply, Mr. Mc Clellan seemed much disappointed said he was determined to have a ride, and enquired the price at which Mr. Wise would permit him to make the voyage nlone. 'One hundred dollars, Sir.'snid Mr. Wise, who did not aj- pcat to consider the enquirer to be in earn est 'I will give you fifty dollars !' 'Agreed fork over !' Tlie joke was 'carried on,' nnd the cream of it was soon transferred to the pocket of the Aeronaut and his substitute was snugly seated in the car, vociferating his di- rection to 'cut hxse !' Mr. Wise thought that nmtters had now gone fur enough, and request ed his customer to get out, ns the time had ar rived at w hich he had promised to be off". But he refused to do so, and iusUt.-d that he hail regularly hired and paid for a passage 'in this U)at,' and go he would. As Harney O'lteardon said to the mnn iu the moon, when the latter respectable personage told him to 'lave his hoiild." 'The more he bid him, the tn'ire he wouldn't !' Mr. Wise then let the balloon up a short distance hy a rope, thinking probably, that as there was considerable wind, and the air horse consequently turbulent, that his nubstttute would have his courage cooled and 'give in.' But this was no go and thinking that he had as good a start as ever he would have, Mr. Mc Clellan cut the rope and wa$ off" ! After he found that it was the determination of Mr. Mc Clellan to go, Mr. Wise had but lime to give him a ,'w hasty and imperfect instructions in regard to the mnnngrment of the balloon and in a few minutes the d.-.ring amateur aeronaut had ascended to a height of about two miles. Here he struck a current of air, which bore him directly towards York. He says that the enrth receded from him very rapidly after he had thrown a bag or two of sand upon it that Gettysburg passed nil toward llagerstown, and that he'saw Carlisle, Hanover, Alxittstown, Ox ford nnd Berlin strolling about and that soon after, just ahead of him, he saw Old York coin ing full tilt up the turnpike toward hun, -pnreutly taking and afternoon's walk to Get tysburg. Having determined tostop at York, and fear ing, from the remarkable speed at which ouru euully staid nnd sober town was travelling, that she would soon puts under hit balloon, and give him the slip, he pulled the string at tached t the safety valve, in order lolet off a portion of his gns. This valve is so constructed, that when the rope attached to it is pulled, the vulve iqiens lo the interior and again closes by the force of the gas when the rope is let go. Unfortunately, however, the unexperienced Hcmnnut pulled t.xi violently at the valve rope, tore the valve dour completely otTit hinges, and brought it down into the car ! When this oceuried he was more than a mile high, and hi; immediately and with fearful rapidity de fended, or rather! to the car ! When the vulve door came off", the gas of course escaped rapidly, but the balloon caught sufficient air to forma parachute, by which the fall was moder ated and vie are happy tosiy that the voyager reached the earth ab int five miles from York, entirely uninjured ! Ho mivs that assoon us I lie vulve doorcdiiie dowa upon hun, he kne.v lliil something hud "broke loose;" and just then re membering that Mr. Wise had told him to be sure w hen he descended to throw out li s grap ping iron, he was preparing to get at it among the numerous things in the basket, when. the earth bounced up against the b.ittoin of the var !" When first seen from York, the balloon wits almut thirteen miles off, nearly dun West. It appealed to be b pproaching d ireetly low ord our town, until the vulve was pulled and it had fal len considerably. As it fell, it bOeineJ to find a current that hire it rapidly toward the North. The spot ut which il landed is about North West of our borough. The escape of Iho gas was distinctly seen from Yoik; nnd as the balloon neared tlio earth it hud lost its rotundity am! appeared to the gazers lit ro R come down lu avtlij like 1 Wet sheet. We hope that Mr. Me.Clollan will give to the public the particulars of his voyag. York (iateite. What is ihe difference between a lady and a politician ? One makes a bustle, and the o llicr wears one and Immediate rent of de.,nism. Jurrceaot. Vol. 3-o. 3 W note JVo, lOT. .Timllrr Wllry. . In llie New York city court of Oyer nnd Terminer on Tuesday, this individual, whose connection with the recovery of the money sto len Irom the Frederick County Bank of Mary land has rendered him so notoriiNts, -was sen tenced to theeily prison for 0 months, and to pay n fine of -2."0 SF.XTKNCn OF COlT. In the same Court, on the same day, Jon. C Coi.t, con victed of the murder of Mr. Adams, wus placed at the bir to receive s-'iitence. Mr. Seldcn, (' mnsel for the prisoner, stated the reason why the Court above had not re versed the case, but maintained that Jude Kent could yet review his decision, and he should be glad to make an argument and to be heard in the case. Tne Judge replied that all forms and delays had been gone through with, and that it only remained for the conit to perform the last sol emn and painful duty.. Colt was then arraigned nnd asked by the clerk if he had any thing tossy why sentence of Death should not be pronounced. The Prisoner sa id he had prepared a paper which he should be glad to have read. Judge Kent read the communicetion aloud, which sat forth thnt the Jury had given a ver dict against the evidence and against the charge of the Jndge, nnd that they had been governed by the clamour of the Public, the misrepresentations of the Piess, and a predispo sition of some ofthe Jury wlw had said he Might to be hanged. That if he could have got his case before the Court of Errors, he felt confident it should have had a favorable result. Judge Kent remarked that there had never been a fairer trial, or a more patient and im partial Jury. They had manifested every possible indulgence to him and his counsel, and it was the height of injustice to impugn their motives or conduct; thut it was his duty as well as his inclination to shield them agiinst all blows, and to award to them the common ex pression that they had honestly performed their duty. Here Colt addressed the Court in as firm and commanding manner il lie find been an advocate instead of a prisoner, and snid in sub stance, that he had njt intended to cast any re flections upon the jury, and he did not intend, in his written documents, so to express him self He said, he was not the mnn who w ish ed to break down the law, but still he was like other men, he could not receive an affront without resenting it, --and that he had done on more thm he should do again under similar circumstances. The result, however, he felt not re-ponsible fir; they were the consequence ofthe party ; and however deeply he lelt for the fatal termination, they were brought upon the party by his own acts. He, however, felt more agony from the position he w as placed in than he should to meet death itself. He should leave the result to God. He had no disposi tion to postpone a sentence that must be pro nounced. Judge Kent said there was nothing left for the Court but to fix the period of the execu tion. He should refrain from expressions which were customary on pronouncing a sentence. The prisoner at the bur was no common person; it was eviuenl he could meet any crisis in a manner not common among men. He should therefore pronounce his sentence, which v.as, thul he be taken to the place of execution on the llh of ovetnbcr, and there be hunq bt the neck until he teas dead. Colt received this list sentence with great solemnity, but with firmness, and w ithout any expression of fear or sorrow. His counsel and brother Miwd near him on this trying occasion. The trial of the noted .Monroe Fdwnrds on another indictment for forgery, was postponed in. til the lOth October, tor the purpose of pro curing witnesses Irom Ihlumore. Baltimtoe Amttiru.u A private tri'.l 0f, ren'rifug! railway wa yesterday gen nt the K.ry ptian Hall, PieCadil Iv, before a number of scientific person. This railway iK of east iron, and is about 'JIM) feet lpaa'. It eoieuVs of two incline 1 plains HitA a 1 vertical cire'e 41 feet in crc-ntivncc, the whole without props or artificial supKrt of viy kind. A car, containing one person, is started riein the top of the first and larger incline, and by means of the momentum gained in the de sreiU, is carried round the interior ol the circle, the p issortgei and c. tt upside down, in perfect safety, and thence to the end of the second and lessor incline. The exrinientsyeserd iy ap peared to give great satisfaction.. Suspended lotho centrifugal railway is a written machine or signal telegraph; words written ut one end ofthe room had a fac-simile of them produced ut the other, and almost simultaneous. l.'mJon Globe. Why is idleness like the letter C ! Because it is Ihe beginning of Crime, When is a no not a ik ! When it 14 m little rtdJith, PRICK! OF AOVUlTISrSG. t square I Insertion, . . fr ftO I do 2 do . . .o 7.4 I do 3 do 1 00 E?ry fiuWquerit inerli. n, . 0 t. Yearly Advertisements! one column, $29 5 half column, $18, three squares, $13; two squares, $9 ; one Kquare, $5. Half-yearly 1 one column, $18 ; half column, $13 three squares, $8 5 two njuares, $5; one square, $3 GO, Advertisements lelt without directions is lo the length of time they ire 10 lie published, will he continued until ordered out, and charged accord- inRty. Cj-ixteen lines maV a square. Swimming Masquerade. A letter from Berlin, dated August 3, which n find in the New York 'Courrier dca Etata Unis,' cays : "On Wcdncsdny morning last, we wero witnesses ofan exhibition probably unexampled in modern lime al lcasl in Germany a swim ming ma-qucrade. It was got tip by the pu pils of the Royal Swimming School of Berlin, to celebrate the twenty filth anniversary ofthe foundation of this establishment, which up to the present lime Iik joduced in all 23,300 skillnl swi imiers. "At 5 o'clock, 1-J00 swimmers, for the most part military, as-eniblert in the grand C.sirt of the burrocks of the iiilantry of the guard, and after having been addree.cd hy Messrs. Zin- chen &. Schottz, professors in the school repai red to tents pitched 011 the banks of the river Spree, for the purpose of dressing for the sport. At S o'clock, there swam out into the river the follow ing procession : A large Iht-bottomcd boat transformed into a power, in which were four numerous military bands, performing fa vorite musical pieces, a car in the form of a sea shell, containing Neptune, with his hair and beard formed of sea-weede, and armed with hi trident, the car being drawn by six dolphins and surrounded by nereids and tritons, the laN ter blowing trumpets and beating cymbals; numerous troop of American Indians, thuf 4i heads dressed with brilliant feathers, the i. necks and arms adorned with necklaces n,; bracelets of coral, and several of them arr .,ei! with war clubs ; Scotchmen, Norweg? ,an. Spaniards, Italians, and Russians in their. na tional costumes ; Bacchus mounted on a 'gigan tic barrel, crowned with vine and ivy leaves and blandishing his thyrsis, with which he di rected the movements of a hundnrvj bacchan . swimming around his throne nnj cxccur.m.. grotesque evolutions ; the king of the frogs, ft presented by a frog of enormous size, repwu'r , -on a car of sea weed and followed by otherr his race of smaller size; and the proce closed by two hundred sailors in their ap proprj. ale costume, singing national hymns. "This extraordinary celebration w' te, u-. favored by delightful weather, attrs cte(j mon? thin forty thousand spectators, wh,a traver-ej cither on foot, horseback, or in vehicles, the banks of the. Spree, or sailed al the river in bouts tatpr.y adorned witli flowers an(J garland." Knhraimo'llie iJichir.nnd Star, whimpered to the Corporal tne other t'ay.limt tho bull end of a goat lout liisiorjis, Jew-lips are sa id ia be good for health. A friend of our. i ho has ventured, says lhat it h-real stuff. One of the greatest crimes of the clergv, i said to consist in neglecting to denounce, i the most pointed terms, the sin of cheatin' the printers.' Whoever has nothing more than modeil and talent, has a ;,im capital and must burs: It takes plenty orbrass, a good stock -of impi -dence, and a thiiubl-4 full of brains, to 5. 1 through the world. An e.iitor in the West insists npon it tht confidence is not restored. His tailor, used to tmst him for a suit of clothes, now re fuses to trust him even for a pair of pants, One of th,. ve-ider of the weir, life df llenrv j ' 1 y walked up to the carriage in which Web-ter Jefiirted from t e Amot House, an I j earnestly said Take tne li!'e of Henry C.ny !' 1 . anuot t'.!.-; ".h. lil'.; to eminent a ciliaen,' was the reply. A stranger in New Orleans, being sich ofth yellow fever, said he thought he wonM get Ut ter, but the thought ef having 110 where todio troubled his mind and retarded his recoverv. He w as an Irrshman, of course. There is 1 man in Yorkshire named Hand who is 7 feet 2 niche high, and who is exhibi Unc his long body fortnppence a visit. Exam ining such & man is a high 7,.J-ed mcaturt. "Resolve not to be poor," said Dr. Johnson ; "whatever yoi have spend less," A cotempo rary asfcs, "Suppose a fellow has nothing, how can he spend .esa V We think that would have been rather a poser for the Doctor, had he lived to hear it. "We're doing a stacking business," as the hail stones coolly remarked to the window glass. We are pncd to hear it," replied the glass. "Pooh ! yon should make liht of it," lesponded tire hail .tones. 'I here are, some solitary wretches, who seem til hd'A lT. .1... ..t l.:J .. ,v o inaiiftiiui, oniy as CVS left Ada.n, to nieet the devil in private. r ivi, ; . i.;i.i ...;,i. . .i.i 1:1.. . ' J " m vi.iiu ill, m ifiu m VIU1IIIT v inter's night !' It blows it snows, (UUowa it note.)