TERMS OF THE " A.IIKKICA.V" HE.NKV D. MAS8ER,? FoaLisnKRa aho JOSEl'H EI3JSLY. (rivrnmu . it. V.fssEnO Editor. orflCl 1 M1RKST ITRF.IT, UtAA DiER.J TUB" AMERICAN " ia published evarv 8atur .lay at 1 WO UOLl.A RS per annum to be p.iiil half yearly in advance. No paper diacontin uetl till all arrearages are taid. No subscription received fur a less period than sik months. All communication! or letlera on business relating to the ollite, to insure attention, inuat be 1'OST I AID. From the Democratic Review. ' TIIK FIRST l.ESSOXl tia, "ras aot Ann T-na rHiiosnrnsa. "Hnw rild art thou 1" the lags begun, The Child, around from play, To-aing hi frrsh-plurlted flowers aside, Sprang to hia Test and gavi cried! " I am nine yean old to-day AVhut long, lung yearal How I do wish The yeara would pans away J" A blush ofconciona 'arnrstnesa Athwart his bright cheek ran ; "Thou'll find," the Rage went on to sa, "When manhood mmn, a ehnrter day ; When age, thst life'a a apan What ent ihou wish for now, my boy !" ' I wuh to be a man." What would! thou do, wert thou man l -'I would a trallor I, And every 'curioua thing I'd know, And over every land I'd go, And over every sea ; And I would viit mighty kinga, And they might visit me." "Dut king apurn common men." The boy Looked up with flashing eye, "T thought fhnt king were good great man ; Hut I would be a monarch then, And have a pnlace high.; For none I mw in M the wvM, Should lie more grrat than 1." "Dut greatness ia not happiness ; My won, an rmhlrm me, How lovely grow those humble flnweia ! How peacefully they pas their houra! While yonder lofty tree, Th it braved the lightning in its pride, Wai scathed moat feaifully." The bny upon the Waste 1 oak Hated lung in earnest thought; "I'll pluck thee flowers," at length he cried, "And they will die aa that handled ; Anda-Kiner, will tv not! Anil ne'er a trace that they had lived Would atand to mark the spot." "'Tie true, lia true," the old man cried, In accenta low and mild, "The hand of man, or Heaven' decree. Alone can bow the etalely tree; The finger of a child. Or atep of senseless brute may pros, Tbe flower is crushed or aoiled ! "And humble hopes, and bwly joy a, What but a dream are these 1 A fable, framed, by artful pride, To keep the many satisfied ; While the choice few, with ease. Crisp the high trusts impartial Heaven Aa free to all decrees. Press on ! my noble boy, prssa on ! Aa rivuleta form the flood, Tho thought that awell thy simple heart, May guide thee to the luf iul purl ; iiut self mul bo wi tistooj ; And keep thy hothood's faith unchanged, 7'ic (Inal arc uye I he good .'" A large family ia expected, if we may judge from the following "Royal Colloquy,' froin a lite London paprr. No wonder the Prince waa floor ed! A Royal Colloqay. "If our next should he an heir, We'll c ill him Edward Albert, dear." "Not ao fast," the Queen replica ; "Those two names ao much I prize, They aha II ne'er be worn by one, Though he be our eldest son ; I'd have you, Allavl, understand. The nomenclature I have plann'd : If our next should be an heir. The name of Edward he shall bear, In mein'ry of my Either Kent ; Our erond eon, ('tis my intent) Shall take, of course, your own dear name. Oui third I think my justly claim That of my uncle Su-'i ; Out fourth I'll name from Leiningen, My own half brother young and bolJ ; Our fifth we'll chrt-ten Le pold ; Our suth shall (Jotlia" "Gracious Queen !" (Excl.iim'd the Prince with swe-xtrurk meiu, Hut f aome girl ahould int rvene t" "Well," answered she, "suppose they do !" They go for nothing in my view ; Iiut to proceed the six'h and seventh, And eighth and ninth and tenth and 'leventh, "I'll thus baptise" The Queen turn'd round, 'J'he Prince waa streteh'd out on the ground, And looked moat ghastly wan. Wfcst is the matter my ador'd 1" "OhJ p ease your Majesty I'm floored j fm uo Holoinoii !" Stoves. Ulr.vixg or Anthracite 'Coal. Much use is made of hard coal in stoves, and great use is alio made of i ruu vessels for evaporating water to re gulate the atmosphere of the apartments ihus heated by coal fires. Instead of fuming water in the iron vessels, put a tianlity of dry sand, and in this sand set aa earthen bowl containing pure water, and this renew every day, and at the same time rinse out the bowl, so that it is made clean. Water evapora ted in iron vessels is very offensive, which renders the atmosphere of the a partmcnts impure as well as disagreea ble. For parlots where the atmos phere is desired to be pleasant and a greeable, a small quantity of Cologne or perfumed water may be added to the clean water, which will diffuse itself in the atmosphere of the room, and make it pleasant. N. V. Jour. Com. BUNBUJEY AMIIICAN. AND SHAMOKIN JOURNAL. Absolute acquiescence in the decision of tbe Bjr Manner it, Elacly. From the New York Sunday Mercury, SHORT PATKJIT SERMONS. new s)riiNo. LXXVII. The following from Robert Bums, Esq., will composu my text for this occasion: A msm's at man, for a' that. My hearers in travelling about upon this dirty terraqueous hall, you como in contact with a great variety of individuals belonging to tho human race; some white in akin but black at heart; and others all the way through of a color, like a firkin of June butter. Now the question Is, how do you judge of the moral worth, goodness and fiablcncss of your fellow man ! Is it by his duds or bv hia deeds ! When you make your obeisance, do you bow to the dry goods upon his back or to the ani mated mass of sin an t sycophancy beneath them ! I know that, in too many instances. you pay your respects to former, while tho dirt of depravity may be found under his dickey, and bis heart is covered with a thick coat of corruption. whilo, at the same time you would scorn to grasp the hand that has grown hard in honest toil, especially if the homespun habili ments of humility were hung upon the corpore al frame. This is wrong, my friends. It shows a spirit of weakness, foolishness and vanity on your pnrt, contemptible in the sight of your Make, and ridiculous in the eyes of all good and intelligent people. rtcll you a man is a man whether his cont comporU with the cleanliness of his character, or his vest with the value of his virtues; jutt as much as a (K)tato is a potato, whether it be washed white and clean or covered with the dust of its native soil. For my part, I had rather associate with the person whose good and noble qualities arc par tially obliterated by a shabby exterior, than whose rotten reputation is patched up with broadcloth and buckram. My friends there was a time when a gen tleman and a man were synonomois terms; but tiiat period is past, forever. The moral ma terial that then composed the one was embo died in the other; but now-a-days there ia as much difference between them as there is be tween bono and ivory. A man is now made up, as he always was, of honesty, frankness, purity and plainness of apparel ; but a gentle man is & compound of vanity, deceit, hypocricy, gold, silver, shinplusters and brass, the truth is, my worthy friends, old Time has taken in to his capacious maw our whole lump of pri meval virtue, which has soured upon his stom ach ; and he now vomitx vice over the land, to soil the f wtstepr of the innocent and would be virtuous; and Sc that has bedaubed himself, immediately assumes the air, tho attitude and the attire of a gentleman, in order that he may walk into respectable society, unsuspected of the moral filth that would otherwise crnue his fame, if not his feet, to stink worse than a pot of bcars-greaso savored with the essence of pole cat. My respected hearers the difference that exists between mon of the present day is not so great as that between men ant' monkeys, by a long chalk. I consider that man to be a gentleman who has in his heart the true prin ciples and integrity I don't care whether or not he be shod, shaved, shorn, or shirtcd ; and I consider that gentleman to be a man, whore in terior recommendations corresjiond with the niceness of his ouUidc arrangements. But vir tue, vice, conceit, corruption, integrity and con firmed rascality, have,ef late, become so con founded together, under the garb of protended piety and a whole pair of Irecches, that it is difficult to determine the man from the mon ster. Ancient Esau, the favorite of his blind tiither, was a hairy man ; yet his cunning and jealous brother contrived, by dressing himself in 'coon skins, to pass for Esuu in the presence of theunsuexpectingold (.cnlleman; but, let me tell you, my friends, that if a scourndrel thinks a suit of good clothes and a false collar of re.i gion are going to pass kim safely within the walls of salvation, he will id himself as much deceived as the philosopher who undertook to amalgamate moonshine with metaphysics. My dear friends when I see man braving the bitter blasts of poverty, with christianlike fortitude and without a murmur who had ra ther pick his precarious food from among the thorns of penury, and subject himself to the contumely of the proud, than dibhoncstly tres 4ss upon the fields of wealth and plenty I say, that man's a man for all that ; and when I see an individuil, Tolling in effluence, revel ling in the sweets of luxury, and at the same time robbing the widow of her mite, and snatch ing the bread from the mouth of poor orphans I say, that gentleman's no gentleman, anyhow you can fix it. The world, dear friends, is growing corrupt and more corrupt, as each re volving year rolls round. Vice and venality are progressing with tho march of intellect end refinement ; and you might as well undertake to extinguish the fires of endless torment with a schoolboy's squirt gun as to prevent their rav ages Everybody is a gentleman who has mo- ney at control everybody ia a man who will majority, the vital principle of Republics, from which Sunbury, Northumberland Co. allow himself to be robbed and every body is a loafer whose coot has boen worn threadbare by industry. But, my hearers, act well your parts, as Mr. Pope says, for there all tho honor lies; and though tho world should not grant it you, you will still have the gratification of knowing that you hold a mortgage upon the good will and respect of your fellow men. So mote it be! DOW, Jr. A C o n p 1 of Stray 1. e r e s . "Ex una ditre omnea." LEAF THE FIRM SIX MONTHS AFTER MAKHIAOE. Well my dear, will you go to the p trty to night ! you know we have a very polite invita tion. 'Why my love, just as you please ; you know I always wish to consult your plea sure.' Hell, then, Harriet, suppose wo go that is, if you are pcfectly willing ; now don't say yes because I do, for you know that where you arc, there am perfectly happy.' 'Why, my love, you would enjoy yourself there, I am sure ; and whenever you are hnp py, I shall be, of course. Hlia'. dress shall I wear, William ! my white satin, with blonde, or my ashes vf roses, or my levantine, or my white lace you always know better than I about such things.' 'Harriet, dearest, you look beautiful in any thing, now take your own choice to night but I do think you look very well in the white satin.' 'There, William, dear, I knew you would think just aa 1 did oh, how haupy we shall be there to-night ! and you must promise rot to leave me a moment, I shall be 6ad if you do ' 'Lc vcthie dcrTrat lca (hre ! No, tiy yomlcr atai I asvear.' Oh, Wjlliam, dear William, how beautiful that is-you are always learning poetry to make me happy. 'And Harriet, my own prii'd Harriet! would I not do any thing in this world to give you one moment's happiness ! Oh ! you are so very, very dear tome, it seems at times almost too much happiness to last.' O do not say so, dear H'illiam, it will last and we shall see many happier years, even than this; for will not our love be stronger , and deeper every year ; and now, dearest I will be back in one moment, and thcu we will 'There she lias gone ! bright and beautiful that she is ! Oh ! how miscrubla I bhould bo without her ! She has indeed cast a strong spell around my heart, and one that never, no, never can be broken ; she is tho only star of my existence, guiding me to virtue and hap piness ; and, can I ever love her less than now ! Can I ever desert her, can 1 ever speak of her other than in terms of praise ! O no, it is im possible ; she is too good, too pure happy, happy man that I am. LEAF THE SECONDSIX YEAR AFTER MARRIAGE. 'Fini coronal r;;u." 'My dear, I'll thank you to pass the sue ar you did'dt give me but one lump.' Well Mr. Snooks, I declare you use sugar enough in your tea to sweeten a hogshead of vinegar. James keep your fingt-rs out of the sweetmeats, Susan, keep still bawling; I de clare it is enough to set one districted there take that, you little wretch.' 'H'hy, Harriet, what has the child done! I declare you are too hasty.' 'I wictli Mr. Snooks' you would mind your own business, you're always meddling v ilh wha. docs not concern you. 'H ell Mrs. Snooks, I want to know who has a better right, if I have n tl You are always fretting and fuming about nothing. I'a, Thomas is teaiing your uewsfiaper all up. Thomas, come here, how dare you abuse my paper; I'll teach you to tir it again there, sir, how does that feel ! Now go to bed.' Mr. Snooks, you tiorrid wretch ! how dare you strike a child of mine in that way ; come here Thomas, poor fellow ! did ho get hurt ! here's a lump of sugar there that's a good boy.' 'Mrs. Snooks let me tell you, you will spoil all the children -you know I never interfere when you see fit to punish a c'lild ; it's strange that a woman can never do any thing right, 'Never do anything right ! Faith Mr. Snooks, if nobody did any thing right in this house but yourself, I wonder what would be come of us.' 'Ix't me trll you, madam, this is improper language for you ma'am, and I'll bear it no longer. You are as snappish and surly as a she site dog ; and if their is a divorce to bo hud in the land, Fil have it. You would wear out the patience of a Job.' O dear ! how mud the poor man is ! well good night my dear pleasant dreams. 'There, she's gone .thank Isuaven Fm alone once more. Oh I unhappy man that 1 am, to J hf chained to sueh a creature. f he n tho very there is no appeal but to force, the vital prin iple Va. Saturday, December 23, essence of all ugliness, cross and peevish. Oh that I could once more be a bachelor ! curse the day and hour 1 ever saw the likeness of her. Yes, I will iret a divorce : I can't live with her any longer it is utterly itnposatblc. New England Galaxy. C'hlnva Version of the Ion, Attack upon Cn The following verso accompany a wood-cut, representing n Heimicr and sshipof war, which was hawked about the streets of Canton soon after the attack upon it, and was eagerly pur chased by the Chinese, at four cash, (about one farthing,) per copy. It is amusing to see the efforts made by the Chinese to represent the affair at Canton as favorable to them, although we can hardly think that any of tho inhabi tants of that city will soon forget what did really happen. Modfi. of a Fine snip anoof a War-simp. They are long upwards of thirty cliang, (IJO yards.) I'liey are hijjh an! broad upwards of three chang, (twvlve yards.) They are bound about with iron to make them strong. And their whole hull is painted black. They come and go l.ke a weaver's flint tie. I'o their two sides arc fix;! two wheels. They use coal to make a fire. Then she turns about like a race horse. They have sails of while cloth for sun and sliatle. They tail whether ti c wind be fair or adverse. On the ship's bow is a figure of the god of the waves. On both stem and stern are guns which tra verse all round. fruly her appearance is enough to frighten people ! The jade-stone void (i. e. Heaven) displayed its spiritual efficacy (in sending bad weather.) The stnne dragon (i. e. earth) got the steam er on shoal (alluding probably to the Atalan to.) By this may be seen the truth of Ilea van's jus tice. The foreigners were unable to do anything. Inch greatly delighted the hearts of all men ! The attack of the Bah iu mans. The English barbarians raised disturbance, and rebelled again the reason of Heaven; On the 3d day of the 4th moon May) the rebels offended attacked the city of Rams (i. e. Canton.) But the jade-stone void displayed its spiritual efficacy, and the stone-dragon go) a ship on the short Is ! They also ascended the river to Neisheng, but their war-ships got ngronnd on the sands! And the devil's pohlier got a great defeat. So matters went on till the 6th of the moon OJT.thofMay,) When fire arrows (i. e. rockets) were shot in to the city ! One gun gave three cracks, and it looked as if the Heavens were sending down red rain. Our guns and powder were quite exhausted, when the country people to the north of th city, Suddenly and valorously pressed forward to right ! From the top of l'akwunshan (the mountain behind Canton City.) The master of Heaven sent down a shower of rain ! Several hundred of the devil-foreigners were killed ! The head of their chief-man was cut off and stuck upon a pole. His name was called Bremer ! The hearts and livers of the foreigners grew cold from fear, and th'y cast off their clothos and fled ! Our country-people drummed up their courage, and cut tlicm off and massacred theinalall points. Until the whole oftiiem were slain. The foreign ships retired, and have now sailed far beyond th! ll n-ci Tigris. The providence of Heaven could not bear their wtckedness ! At that season the climate was meet unhealthy And numbers diinl of the plague, all of which was caused by the anger of the godi ! IVuee to!lowd from this, ami every one etijojs a Itfu of glory, to the great delight of the people of this district. London "Moiiiing Herald: Si's set. Tho nun sets ami the earth closes her great eyu like that of a dying god. Then smoke the hills like altars out of every wood ascends a chorus the veils of day, the shadows flouts around the enkimlied, transparent tree-tops 5 and full uhii the gay, gem like flowers. And the burnished gold of the west throws back a dead gold on the east, and tinges with rosy light the hovering breast of the tremulous lark tho evening bell of nature. and immediate parent of desp .tiaia. Ji Vol. II XIII. Crunborrlos. The cultivation of the eranborry (tisycur.cus macrocarpus) has not, we R'licve, received much attention in this region. Most of these usually exhibited in our markets, are gathered by the coun try people from the bogs a;ia swamps where thty crow wild, and without anv assistance whatever from the hand of man. Like nil our native fruits, howevtr, the cranberry is susceptible of being greatly exalted by cultivation. In Massachusetts nmnv farmers cultivate from one to a dozen acres, and as the fruit brings readily a dollar per bushel in the lioston market, they rind them the most lucrative crop they can rarsu It is stated in the iNew Lowland 1 ar- mer, vol. ix. lo. iw, that Mr. v. A. llaydcn, of Lincoln, in that state, rai- sen, in in.su, lour hundred bushels, lor which he received four hundred dollars in cash. This is profitable fanning. Kenrick, asserts SSir Joseph Banks, who had taken pains to obtain the oxv- coccls MAcitocARta'.s from America, har vested in lb31, from a square of eiuh' tcon feet each way, three and n half YY uichcster bushwls, being at the rate of four hundred and sixtv bushels to the acre. The soil most suitable to the cullurc of this pfetnt, is a low, moist and swam py muck, but large crops have been ta ken from lands ia every respect pre ciscly the reverse of that in w hich they flourish in their natural state. Jvon light sandy loam, and in which there is a'nredominancc of vitrious or siliciousfa hi?hly polished marble, nnd it looked . - ... !"iaft - MW4i MnJ nr. . . I i na .II matter, if manured with compost com posed of clay, muck and swamp mud. and kept uniformly and moderately hu mid, will produce excellent cranber-. ries. It is even asserted by those who have had ample experience in the bu siness of cranberry culture, that the vines, under this treatment, will not on ly be much more thrifty and prolific, but that the fruit will also be much lar ger, fairer, and of better flavor than that gathered from vines in their natu ral state. On most farms, however, there arc numerous low places which might be advantageously devoted to this plant, andwherever such places arc to be found on a farm, they should un questionably be selected in preference to artificial or compounded soils. The method of planting, in such locations, is to dig holes in the turf, from one to two, or two and a half feet deep, and . I..... .1 - L..t- t i wo icui uvli . iiiiu iiicsi: iiuics uic iuu- ced the sods or compact turf, contain- ing the roots, w hich are then carefully covered with the soil and a sprinkling of lcach-snnd thrown over the hi!!. The hills should be four feet apart each way, which gives ample si.oje for the vines to trail or branch out. Plants cultiva ted in this manner, come rapidly into bearing, after which nothing rnoreis requisite for several vcars, than merely Pto ;ive them a slight dressine, occasion ally, and to supply new plants where the old ones have decayed, or died out. A plantation, managed in this way, is a most valuable appendage to any farm; and in this section of the country, w here the fruit brings one dollar and fifty cents, and often two dollars per bushel, it would be peculiarly so. The labor of harvesting the cranberry is veTy vim pie, nnd very expeditiously performed by means of a rake, constructed exclti si'vely for the purpose, anil with which, in favorable seasons, a skilful hand will gather, with ease from fifty to a hun dred bushels a day. Maine Cultiva tor. YoxKi M.- A desperado of this name has been found nnd killed by a parly of citizens of Texas, lie was the leader of a band of cut throats, who murdered j for lust ami pleasure. This man was a rich planter in Texas, and lived in a most maynificrnt manner; kept a splen did equipage; owned more than a hun dred negroes, a large tract of land ; had constantly about a hundred .breeding niairs; made a yearly sale of fifteen ! hundred cattle, and had a large reve nue coining in from other sources. He was in fact the richest man in all Tex as. He was shot with two of his gang. The United States Hank has State stoeks pledged in Europe for borrowed money, to the amount of 8l7,.rt'0.000. The market value of these st ks is now about 0.00(1,0(10, but they are con stantly depreciating ; so tha.t tho loss of the bank, or of thtj European hawkers who have advanced upon its securities, will be ever 11,000,000. riureiM op Anrramsirc. t aqnare I iussrtinn, . fO ft I sto S da . . . 0 Tft 1 io S stj . . i (X) Eiry sulssmiuflsit inNii n, 0 Sft Yearly Ad'ertrsatierila, (wild alia privilege ot alteration) ona column f 6 t bull" column, $18, threa squares, f It; two squares, f 9 ; one tuuarp, $i. Wittiaut the privilege of alteration a lilieral discount wiN be aimle. Advertiacmenta lull without directions as In tlaa trim Ik of time the f are lo be published, Willi continued until ordered ant, and charged accord ingly. (TjrKiitsen Unas mako a aquarc !-..' .IJ.J 4 Turkish It ratify, nnd liow lo prtMure ia wlilto Alnbttster kkln. I enjoyed tho pleasure this morning wf being introduced to a very handsome Turkish lady, in order to give me an opportunity of witnessing a perfect spi cimcn of Oriental beauty. After a good deal of persualioti she allowed me lo eopy her profile. Her eyes and eyc. lashes wert intensely black ; though I suspoct the Utter were stained of a dee per dye than the natural one. Her complexion was beautifully far 1 with the slightest tnint of c;irnnti'?i uf!use.! over the cheek. Iltrlips! tweet lip.? ! that make iw sirfli even to hove F :?n such. Her cl'iv hnir, whidi v.?.:' linn,; with a kaV-ivi'i nlntci i ;-rulk":'- chief, rcprenii-to; a v f nowrs, n:;i m im e Obi her shoulders, nnd dnw:; a short bind; v! ol if d with gold Iff : till silk ; an 1 1 . ! r jncl.c' . one of tlmc btr-iuti;".,! i which ravish the i el. revenl the charms tbe ).': : mkj wore t-jt, uwibroider scrs ft sky blue silK craj e, aud i ' r.nt m'-.t;? htnl ' ,11! ;:n A magniuVcat Fe.rsi:u hv, i "rircK.i. her waist, ch l;d nature's ov.t. form, never bavins hem r..'.:np;-essed li the cruel bandage of ny$. Her fez. were in slipper?, and two or throe ugly ritigs deformed her white and slender fingers, the nails of which were dyed with henna. A round her neck she wore a double row of pearls, from which hung an amulet. Her skin was very white and beautiful, the constant uce of the dry vapor both having reduced it to a finesse, which I can only compare to as glossy and as cold. She was well pleased w'rth the drawing I made, aid on rising to go away, she put on hr yellow boots over the beautiful white foot and ankl which it was a sin to conceal ; then donning her cashmack and cloak, she bade us adieu with a grace and elegnnre vhirh few English ladies could equal. No won !?r tbe Turks sij;h for parrulise, wl.en t! y I c licvohcra ven to be peopled with hourw such as these. Auldjo's Visit to Con stantinople. The Government own large tracts of land on the streams falling into the Gulf of Mexico, cevcrcd with live oak tim ber. For years a lot of fellows have cut this, and sold it to others for 15 cts. a cubic foot, and the latter have sold it to tbe Government, from whom it wins stolen, for 1(55 cents a cubic foot. j r .. T. : - . -11 i L- tiflt oak Cintains fl considerttbIo portion of iron hi its composition. A madern writer supposes this circum stance lo account for the fact that the oak is more frequently struck by light ning than any other tree of the forest. Stoves at Wholesale. It is stated in tho Peeksvillo, N. Y. Republican, that not less than 'JO.OOO stoves have been made at the several fourvlries in that thriving village, during the past year; and they will average, at least, is.r each. The Constitutional Ahmy. The boys and girls in our common schools the true standing army. These sol diers nre in citadels which rise up a round us the noblest bulwarks against ignorance, that wom enemy 1 t 1. union race. Whoevk-r builds h srhouihrM.'se, or teaches a the strongest U' ut sf'in 1 ;, t . 1 1 L! t : 1 1 : C 1 : t It) !:' C TJ do:, Ii the time .t!i jver t'i :r-. n nv.'! t si. nil t.. , r 1 t! v.''. !'. s i. ill. I ili c- k'.p-'rar.ce of 0; 1j fVr .!...:. .I., .t, w'-.ea great iv this P.ra. worl !, s! l.'.-O Will ..c t!:c c cple. l!.e ;:!v of found in ii v 'and the ' know ledge." A rlergymai' t1 t' iv r- proving :i yo i.n: j etx.,1 'c . . and laugb'iig r'larnrlrt, tcre tire times for all thing, soitl :l e j ions hum a time to huili a t ( weep, as the good boo!, tells us. Sir,' replied the arch young angel, (or young arch atyjel.as you like.) 'di' not vou tell us in your sermon on Sun day, that heaven itself was all jmilesr that there was neither tears nor grie. nor sighing thfre ; and that saints and angels would fe-'ist eternally on the smiles of God V Yes, n.v dear.' Well, then.' said the little piece of sainted carnation, 'may not I do on earth what's done in heaven nn't I have my giggle, lot ." Th parson thoai.l iiiia a 'tiue U laugh,' and tough he did.