- m TKmiS OF TIIH "AMCIUC'AX." HENRY B. MASSER, PiBtismtai iso JOSEni EISELY. $Popietoh. STOBUKY AMEBICAN. IT. It. JlASSEHy Editor. orriCI 1ST MAHEIT iTBKET, WEAR BESH. THE" AMERICAN" ispublishej erery Satur day at TWO DOLLARS per annum to bn paid half yearly in advance. No paper discontin ued till all arrearages are paid. No subscriptions received for a less period than tit nouns. All communications or letters on business relating to the olHce, to insure attention, must be TOST PAID. AND SHAMOKIN JOURNAL Absolute acquiescence in the decisions of the majori'y, the vital principle of Republics, from which there is no appeal but to force, the vital primiplo and immediate parent of despotism. Jtrrktiso. IJy Masscr & Elscly. Suiibury, KorlliiimbciJaml o. Pa. Saturday, May 2i, IS II. Vol. I'-Xu. XV. Frtm lite Knickerbocker fur May. The Cypress Tree of Cyloii BY JOHST O. WHITTir.R, Ibn Balula, the celebrated Musslemnn traveller of the fourteenth century, speaks of a Cyprus tree in Ceylon, universally held sacred by the inhabi tants, the leaves of which were bhuI to fall only at long and uncertain periods; and he who had the happiness to find and eat one of them, was restored at once to youth and vigor. The traveller saw se veral venerable Jogees, or saints, sitting silent and motionless under the tree, patiently awaiting the falling of a leaf. They set in silent watchfulness The sacred cypress tree about, And from the wrinkled brows of Age, Their failing eyes looked out. C?My Age and Sickness wailing (hero, Through weary night and lingering day J Grim as the idols at their side, And motionless as tbey. Unheeded in the boughs above The son); of Ceylon's birds was sweet, Unseen of them, the island flowers ' liloo.nod brightly at their feet. O'er them the tropic night-storm swept, The thunder crashed on rock anil bill; The lightning wrapped them like a shroud, Yet there tbey waited still! What was the world without to them ! The Moslem's sunset call the dnuco Of Ceylon's maids the passing gleam Of battle flag and lance ! They waited for that falling leaf Of which the wandering Jogees sing; Which lends once more to wintry Age The greenness of its Spring. Oh! if these poor and blinded ones In trustful patience wait to feel O'er torpid puUo and failing limb A youthful freshness steal : Shall we who set beneath (hut Tree Whose healing loaves of life are shed, In answer to the breath of prayer, Upon the waiting head : Not to restore our failing forms, Nor build the spirit's broken shrine, Dut, on the fainting sol i, to shed A light of life divine J Shall we grow weary at our watch, And murmur at the long delay ! Impatient of oui Father's time, And His appointed way'l Or shall the -stir nf outward thing Allure and claim the' Christian's eye, When on the heathen watcher's car Their powerless murmurs die ! Alas ! a deeper test of faith Than piison-cell or martyr's stake, The self-abasing watchfulness Of silent piayer may make. Wo gird us bravely to rebnko Our eiring biotheriu the wrong; And in the ear of PiiJc and Power Our warning voice is stiong. Easier to smite with Peter's sword, Than "watch one hour" in humbling pi ay or, Lite s "greater things, like the Syrian lord, Our souls can do and dare. Cut oh ! we shrink from Jordan's side, Prom waters w hieh alone can save ; And murmur for Abaua's bunks, And Pharphar' brighter wave. Oh ! Thou w ho in the garden's shade Didst wsko Thy weary ones again, Who slumbered at that fearful hour, i'orgctful of Thy pain: Bend o'er us now, as over them, And set our tlceji-bourid spirits free, Nor leave us slumbering in the watch Our souls should keep with Thee! ruu Till AMSUICA-T. Extracts of Fuiiuings. Is the year 1785, Kicn Long libcra 21I by a public edict, twelve missiona ics out of prison, w ho, being detected i privately seducing the Chinese from tie religion and customs of the country, ad been condemned to perpetual im risonment. This edict, ot which I rocured a copy in I'okin, docs great onor to the humane and benevolent lind of tho emperor. After stating icir crime, apprehension, and trial, he bserves, "IIad they made known their rrival to the officers of the govern lent, they might have proceeded to the apital and found protection. Hut, as arisgressors of tho law, which forbids le entrance of strangers, they have tolen into the country, and secrelly ndoavored to multiply converts to their wn way of thinking, it became my du Y to oppose a conduct go deceitful, and ) put a stop to tho progress oi seuuc-. or) Justly as they w ere found to de rvo tiu punishment to which they ive bfccn condemned, touched, never. lClc6srvUU compassion for their io prudence, it was not without injury to my feelings that I ratified the sentence. liut rcllccting altcrwarus that they were strangers strangers, perhaps ig norant of the laws of my empire, my compassion increased lor litem, and humanity sutlers on account of their long confinement. I will, therefore, and command that these twelve stran gers be set at liberty." Barrow's Tra vcls in China. Pfteh the Great was so much affect- ed with the death of his son Peter by Catherine I. that he shut himself up at PetersholT, intending to starve himself to death ; and forbid every person, of whatever description, under pain of death, to disturb his retirement. The senate assembled on this desperate re solution of the prince, and Uolgoroulu undertook to drive him lrom it. lie went and knocked at the door of the room where Peter was shut up. 'Who ever you be,' cried the czar with a ter rible voice, 'fly oil, or I will open the door and knock out your brains.' 'Open, I say,' replied Dolgorouki in a firm tone, 'it is a deputy from the senate come to ask you whom you wish to have named as emperor in your room, since you have resigned.' Peter, struck with coragcous zeal of Dolgorouki, o pened, embraced this faithful courtier, yielded to his councils, and resumed tlic reins ot govcrnmcnt.--CJianlrcau s 1 ra vels in llussia. Tasso's first poem llinaldo, published in his eighteenth year, extended his re putation through all Italy, but his father was so displeased with his deserting the law for tho society of the muses, that lie went to Padua on purpose to repri mand him. Though he spoke with great vehemence, and made use of se veral harsh expressions, 1 orquato hoard him without interrupting him, aud his composure contributed not a little to in crease Jus fathers displeasure, 'lull me, said Uernardo, 'ot what use is that vain philosophy, upon which you pride yourself so much V 'It has enabled me, said lasso modestly, 'to endure the harshness ot your reproofs.' Uoole's Life of Tasso. Ki.va William III. was passionately fond of hunting ; and he made it a point of honor never to bo outdone in any leap, however perilous. A certain Mr. Cherry, who was devoted to the exiled family, took occasion of this, to form perhaps the most pardonable design winch was ever laid against a lung's lite, lie regularly joined the kings hounds, put himsclt formost, and took the most desperate leaps, in the hope that William might break his neck in following him. One day, however, ho accomplished one so imminently dan gcrous, that the king, when he came to the spot, shook his head and drew back Universal Magazine. Whex Philip of Macedon vanquish' cd the Athenians, in a pitched battle, they sent next morning to demand their baggage; the king laughed, and order cd it to be returned, saving, 'I do be lieve the Athenians think we did not fight in earnest,'--Memoirs de Gram laont. There is a singular ami affecting trait in tho character of tho butlalo, when a calf; and my feelings have sc vercly lelt it. V hencver a cow bulla lo falls before the murdering lead of the hunters, and happens to have a calf, the helpless young one, far from atlemnlm to escape, sti-ys by its fallen dam, with signs expressive ot strong and natura all'ection. The dam thus secured, the hunter makes no attempt on the calf (knowing it to bo unnecessary,) but proceeds to cut up tho carcase : then laying it on his horse, ho returns to ward home, followed by the poor calf, thus instinctively attending tho remains of its dam. I have seen a single hun ter ride into the town of Cincinnati, be tween the Miamis, followed in thi manner, and, at the same time, by three calves, who had lost their dams by this cruel hunter. Turner's account of the Buffalo of America. Woxa. Woman, aaya Matthew Henry, was made of the rib out of the side of Adam not made out of his bend, to top him; not out of his feet, to l trampled upon by him; but out of his side, to be equal with him ( under his arm, to be protec ted anJ near to his heart, lo be beloved by him. THi:aYKBErMs.---i) hot vnap kuivei InJ orltsin wo.tlenr Wrap them, in good stiojig pa per, fcu.i'1 i injured by I) ins in wuolcu. From the A'ctu World, A TluHIIng Story. 'The impoilatit question is, not that we die, But how we die. The Hospital at New Orleans, during the prevalence of an epidemic, presents a sight beyond the power of descrip tion, and of w hich our Northern friends can form but an imperfect idea. Tho invalids are chiefly strangers, far from lome, kindred and inends. L non their entrance through its massive walls, and into its sombre cells, their names arc recorded upon the books of the institu tion, with the place of birth, time of arrival, &,c, ami their departure from thence as scrupulously noted. The fa tal word dead opposite many of the names meets the eye of the visiter, ami calls up feelings in no wise calculated to render his sojourn there one of mcio ilcasurc or amusement ; it is, in fact, a visit to a charncl house, where death revels in his majesty of strength, and makes the human frame the scene of lis "banquet song," the music of which is The groan, the knell, the pall, the bier." Death becomes familiar amid such scenes, and the heart callous to his pow er; they look upon it as one of the pri vileges of human nature, and as "if life without it were not worth taking." It is indeed here "The -poor, the prisoner, and the moorner Fly for relief, und lay their burden dutrn." The writer of this has frequently ooked over the books of entry, and a- mong the recorded names he has recog nised many who have left their peace ful homes and "ain lire sides to satis fy either a roving disposition, or to a- void man s inhumanity to man, which in northern cities pursues the poor and necessitous even to the prison walls, so as to glut the tender mercies of credi tors with the knowledge of their vie tim's incarceration ; and for what 1 Av, for what? Simply because the poor wretch cannot pay him a lew dollars- debt incurred under an accumulation of miseries, and for the payment of which he had asked time lor trie regain ing of health and a prospect of employ mem. uu a prison in me pcrspec. tivc, a Christian landlord in the front, threatening him with instant seizure, the heart-broken creature flies from his home, his family and his friends, and finds a resting place in the "City of the dead. 1 lie widow s son here breathed his last, while she mourned his absence not his death ; her letters remained at the post ofllce, and she censures him in her silent hours of grief for his netrlect But she excuses him on the ground of youth, and smiles in her widowhood on the hope little dreaming it is but hope ueierred, "melting even in the ray in which it slitters. The lover, too, sleeps in death, cm the maiden, in her far oil home, dreams of joy and hope which can never be her s. Une name among tnose is writ ten on memory's tablet, and will only uisiippcar wiicn me mirrored sunace is j: I ii r broken, and recorded tlnnirs washc out by the stream of time, leading, as it Joes, down the ocean ol oblivion. 1 he name of High Ukixac.le is cagrave. on a piece of marble in the American btirying-grouud, New Orleans erected to Ins memory by one who loved hurt living, and mourns him dead. Peace to his ashes! ' Many a blooming chcclv has faded many a bright eye grown dim and lus treless, many a joyous heart has fallen beneath the I pas breath ol the bend o the South. What a contrast there is between the summer and winter of tho South ! the first, which in all other climes is all sun shine and joy to the young heart, is there all gloom and sorrow ! There winters are the sunshine and spring of tho year. But let us return to the Hospital The reader must imagine to himself a long room, on each side of w Inch, ex .a til tending the whole length, is a range ot single beds ; on each one, (which is fre quently tho case during an epidemic, let him picture a victim lying in all the agony of mental and physical sullering let him also imagine the cllect ot tl disease upon the inmates, which, accor ding to their different constitutions, or the nature of the attack, act in different ways. One in the last gasp of death vomits up the dark particles, formed by mort iication, and which is termed "black Vomit" hist vf nri fivpil cnn. fca gone, his limbs writ hint?. Another 1 rave- -u frcnZy, wild, tho bcJ Clonics to pieces, r(lJ rujin;: olp on to tho floor, dies Cy9 tljC attcuUants can replace, him. Let the reader picture such a scene, and he w ill form a tolerable idea of the lace which words are inadequate to escribe. In no city, however, are the poor more carefully attended, dut ing the severe scource, thati thev are in IS'cw Oi lcans ; but my reader must take into consideration the number misfor tune renders amenable to the cause of death. On one of the beds near the centre of the room lays a sick man in the last sta ges of the disease. The officiating phy sician had just informed him there was no hope death was doing its work. lhc man resigned himselt calmly to his ate. On the bed w hich stood immedi ately opposite to that of the dying man's w as one w ho had just been brought in from his boarding house ; his case was o considered desperate. In a sick room and who has not cx- jcriunccd the agonizing feelings and sulferings of one? there are objects upon which the eve rests in those mo ments when pain permits the reason to roam m its nvenlal wanderings, and ga zes upon some object, calling up as it were the dreams of the past, when icalih und strength went hand in hand with hope, und tho bright sutnlunc of lappv future clcamed beloicus; there is a dreamy luxury in this, which can only be realized by those who have ex perienced this exercise of mind in the moment of danger, and who love lo dwell upon it. 1 he writer oi this, m lS-iv, during the prevalence of as severe an epidemic as ever prevailed in New Orleans', suffered an attack cf yellow fevcv, nnd believes that his life was saved by his strength of mind overcoming the alarm created by the idea of dying among strangers, and of a disease considered by many incurable. The imagination docs more harm in cases of sickness than the dis ease itself. One of those men to whom I particu larly allude, the nature of the disease permitted to indulge in this 'fitful dream' between life and death: mortification had already taken place, and his pains were lulled. The light of life was going out, and the shadowy outline ot the grave was before him. His eyes wan dered around the vast room. At this moment lhc man opposite him turned their eyes met lustreless as they were: dimmed by the waters of oblivion which were rushing from them, to close up the fountain forever. 1 he recognition was mutual a half uttered exclamation of surprise, the outstretched arms, w hich fell again powerless at their side "William, is that you ?" An agonizing groan was the answer. Years had passed away since they last parted, and now where did they meet ? in the house of death ! "Oh, Cod! my brother, is not this awful to meet thus reach your hand, one grasp, one pres sure I I" Uttering this he fell back. Tho other could not speak, he had not yet tutored himself to die ; it had not been told him, that his hours were numbered. The shock was too much for him; he strcched his hand, as it were, mechanically: the other witnes sed tho motion. Desperate even in death, fie raised himself up, and, by a superhuman effort lie rose from his bed, tottered across the room, caught the extended feveri.-h hand of his brother, (for they were brothers,) kissed his qui vering lips, which were now closing forever, attempting to speak, but voice and strength failed, lie turned round for the purpose of regaining his own bed. One look, one step-he laid down, and in a few moments the two brothers were dead ! nnilto at Ion of tUe vU. The Swiss journals statu- thut a grrA number of the inhabitants of Chamaunix, although in the en joyment of a certain degree of wealth, are disposing of tl.eir proiicity with the intention of emigrating with their families to New Yolk, others to I.uu-iana, where many of their country men have made suc cessful settlements. The emigration from Great Britain is expected (o be very great this season. Tho owners of the old lino of Liverpool packets made arrangements t' insure lot) sleeruge passengers in each of their 1.,ij,t bound to New Yoik, from the 1st of M ir-'a the 31st Octubcr next, which is 23 r cent. ,ore than the avcrago emigration to N'.w York ',n jsto. In connection herewith wi mUy g.ld ( tlist ,!,ee.n. igrants whoanived at tbd j.orl of rfv york etoue, in 1810, was ov l.y , 1Vom lhe Ul January Jkl uf M uo j, ,liaj, ten 0"jUsanj engrn.tj c,, ia this port, 'i bis year to May Ut, tho number u hs Ibaa four ihou-wnJ. Humors of war, und lit state of inuiio tary altVir have hud thtir influence upon thd timid. A'. V. iSuii. DlHorrirr lit Irt lnnri. The disorders in iiel uid, which ut various times, have broken f.irth with such fierceness, nre not yet, it would nppejr, romplete'y pacified. The London Times of tho tllih ult. contains an account of an outbrenk ii. tho noithern part of the county of Tip pcrury, so ixiei.sive auto border on insurrection. Tho information is contained in a letter, a portion of which we copy i "The town of Xcnah has the appearance of a place preparing Tor a seie, the streets being crowd ed with troops despatched Ihither from the ga-iUon of Limerick, comprining a troop of the 17t!i Lancerf, two companies of tho 20th Foot, nnd two or three pieces of ord mince wero expected to arrivo ihcro in the course of Fiiday evening. Tho orders of the military are to sc.iur the disturbed districts day and nit-lit in bodice of twerty-fivc and thirty, und to be in contant readinefs for aciive duty in (We minute warning. In the mean time, the work of hloudfhed and oulrao progresses with fc.uful mpidily. Two mere mu'ilcrs were committed in ll:e liroau iluy light yc-tcrd.iy, on the lanJs of Curraghuiurc, in the pntkdi of Killarron. The names uf these un happy victims to niban.lUni, wro Tiirney and (ileefon, Major General iNr l'arkcr Cuirol, the commanding officer, of the district has been served with a Kockite noliee, warning him to be prepared for the fate which momentarily imends over him in conwqnenco cf ejecting a woniui from some land, tho san.c being in direct contiavcnlion of the Kihnnd cixlo. The lit if outrage, in the shape of similar notices, together withassuults on the person &.C, would occupy too much of your space. I hb.a!l, therefore, mtrely obridgo some of the particulars c licited at the in.ue,t on the body of the wretched Hayes a brief notice of whose murder appe.ucd in the Times of Fiiday. Thw barbarous deed was committed within about t-ix. miles of Ncnagh, on tho borders of the mighty hanuoii, and in one of tho wildct-t districts ol Ireland. Coiit guous lo tho houc of tho unhappy man are a half a dozen lone ly dwelling-, which urc chiefly occupied by fisher men, and are situated between mountains, whiih command a picturesque view of that magnificent river. There is no direct passage to the place, and the coroner and his party were obliged after leaving tho high road, to travcreo for upwards of a mile an almoft inaccessible tract of country, ere they reached the fatal spot." Alt Importnnt lilt trillion. The I.ccxburg, Va. Genius of Liberty states that Messrs, Phillips & Jaikson have invented and pa tented a machine for cleaning wheat, which will separate garlick, cockle, cheat aud all imparities from the grain. It is said that the machine can be furnished at a price within the reach of any one who may require tho use of it. This invention, if it answer the purpose stated, will bs of essential uso to farmers, as the great difficulty, and indeed im possibility, of scaruting garlick, etc, from wheat an 1 rye, has deducted largely from the value of their crop. We have no doubt the machine will be in troduced iiito general u-c. Appeal to tile Wiinini of Kiiglaml to le foiue look,. To your casscrels, then, women of Udtain. Would you, "with a falconer's voice, "lure your faithless tassels back again, apply to tho practical remedy of your wrongs; proceed to tho reform of your domestic govcrnmmt, and turn your thoughts to that art which, coming into action every day in the year during the longest life, includes w ilhiu its circle tho whole philosophy of economy and order, tho preservative of good health, and of tho tout) of good society, all peculiarly within your province! The greatest women of all ages from a Sarah to a ttevignc have not disdained its study and its prac tice. Ouequurler of the time which you now give to 'nicknaming God's creatures' upon canvass, if duvos ted to tho philosophy of your larders and jour pan tiics.orto the doctrines of a pure culinary literature, would furnit.li your hu: ban J's tables with elegance and science, fiom which tdovcnly inotauce uo.v diivcs them to other and belter dinners. Open thvu forthwith seminaries, not merely for catechisms and spiritual metaphysics, so difficult to infant diges tion, but fr culiuaiy iutttuelion and physical ame lioration, f-cilo to the comprehension uf all. C talh.di model schools, and found chairs for the dis simulation of that eminently Useful knowledge, tho know ledge by which we may eat to live, with safety and satisfaction. Provide for tho sufficient educa tion of a convenient number of able-bodied young women, and for sending tbem foilh as missionaries through the benighted province of the empire; vherj through tho phiktophuul rest-arches of these fe male stuiinari' u, maxims shall le attained to form a volume of reports, some female Uetilbaitt may yet arise lo complete tho good wort, by an encyclope dic rode, that w iiliupcrsedo forever the faUe guides anJ triing prophet, of tha old Knglisb. kitchen, and l"ove 'iiut one ex;uiiie little dinner, (the table a ro und, the eue.s few) if drv.cd with scUuce and il lumined with wit, is worth idl the great feasts and fattidious banquet lli-l ever weio give n, if conoid eicd a means to the great end of bunging those, together w hom God ha joiucd, and family dinners have put Bunder. l.udj JUmyun, ' the Umk without a Af''Ct A Lii(.uiiL Uli juiih. l a church aouie where fn the country, tho choir, aUud by lha con gregation, divided a lino in one of the h runs thus: Life i. like a W Life i ha a ow (oh !) how It fliaa t Oil 1 how it iUs !" initi:sojim kktui.vu. I rtpinro 1 insertion, ft) :) 1 di) 3 do . .0 7", I du 3 di . . 1 00 I'very suboeqne.nl incrtii n, o 2." Yearly Adveitisementx, (wuli lh privikgti ol alteration) one column f i.) ; half coimnn, $18, three squares, $ I a j two square, f'J ; one squme, $. Without (he privilege of alteration liberal discount will lie mude. Advertisements lelt without directions ss lo the length of time they are lo he-published, will bo continued until ordered out, and charged accord ingly. Cjiitecn lines make a square. Hi Oolkiliign. The follow ing picture of the picsent condition of the once beaut'ful and (hjuiieh'ng Island of St, Domingo, is furnished in a teller from a Ficncli naval ollicer: MVe embarked on board tho frixatc NYrcidc, an tho 21lh December. On the 28th wo were at foit Royal, lo receive orders from the Adniial w ho di- patched us tho 21'th lo !St. Douiiligo, where wn were to luke on board the five mitbsns of francs which the Consul General had informed us wera ready. We h ivo been three days at anchor in thi famous republic, and all that I can i.iy to you of the misery of tho people, will scarce sutlicc to givu you anv idea of it. I have been every where and every where have seen nothing but degradation nnd coirtiption. Men in rngs composo the army and exhibit a most ludicrous mili'ary masquerade. Cavalry on foot, mnnouvrc like hon s at the word of command, trot, ga'fi'p, iVc. IJolh olficers and sod:ers ara without shoes ; one his spurs lied I y a cord to hi-i nukr-d leel, another has mane liiinse I spun wim a piece of iron drove into a woolen sale lied to his foot, and one. w hole company which I inspected minu'e ly, had not a single musket which would go off. Tho ollieers in rags ask eh iri'y. 'Slothfulnoss, poverty in its most hiderms form and in the negro, it is mot hideous, alone meet your eye at tho town of Port au Prince. The fields nro ovcirun by brambles, lozwood tiecs, and the laps, cious lichens which obstruct the roads ar.d destroy the old plantations. Willi tho ei p'ions cf a few gardens which are here and there cultivated by th'i negroes, gardens far iufeiior to tho-c of our wort-t slaves there is no cultivation whatever. "The only product nf the I.-land U coffee, and that every year diminishes so materially, that tho time is not far di-tanl when it will produce none at all. No more is planted, and tho old coffee plantations ure not ccu taken care of. The owners gather tho crop from their own fields, in the midst of bri ars t-nd weeds no laborerR being lo bo had, the Olio not being willing to work for the other. Music. Attention to music, vocal music, especially, should always form a part of female education. The day is gone by, as I trust, when it was custo mary to say, that none but the giJ'Ud could acquire this accoinpiishm nt. U is now, I believe, pretty well understood, that all persons may learn to sing, as well as to read. .Not, of course, equally well, in either case ; but all can make a degree of progress- I have called singing an accomplishment ; but it seems to me to be much moie. Its bc.irinjj upon the hetilih, and even upon the inlelKct, is veiy great. Kven it moral Uudenry U by no means lobe over looked. The value of muie, to sooth the feelings 'd cast out the evil spirits which haunt the path of human life, has never yet received that measure of atten tion which it deservec. JJven in those putU of cou tiuental Europe, whero all the pc.v?ar.ts sing, said are accustomed to fill the air with their cheerful and harmonious voices they go forth to prose cute their daily task, no less than in their f.iniiher, even there, I say, the full power and value of musl.-. are not understood. They n-.jda it, by far to much, a sort uf sensual giatilication. Let il be deemed for a better and noLler purpose. Let it he come a compuuion of saints and literature, as wea a of industry and of virtue, aud of religion, w'jj moie tli an all. Extract froiu a C ensus Dialogue. Census-man. IJut who is the head of tho f unity Mrs. O'l'lynH. Och ! bless ye, honey -u, all head and no head they're all for themselves. Pc;t..wr;rvi.-lIow mmy are there in the family Mrs. U'1'lyiii..ls it that you wuh to knoxr If you've got a pcico of chalk, I'll tell ye, sir, in tl twinkling of an eye. Let nio see there' Lul Laney, and his gang cf wjddlers, thai' fourle-ii there's Paddy O'Hourke, the well-digger, seven dt tors w ith their husbands, and 'twixt them, t-.rent seven as sweet little ones as you wuull wish to I your ugly eyes upon and there's myself and T i!y, Btid our five eons, with their wive and tweu th-co young'ns beside bis. lodger and leu boj crs, all in this house. CotnTisa. "Ma, what doc cousin Joha V. sister Pridge so for !" "La, Pimon youhsa sueh eye he only . courting her my child." Golly iit-'Wa tux doti'l he court k, . though !" "La, &iuon, do hush !" A Did Case. "Will Patrick," nLed the d -r tor, "how do you do to-diy 1" "O dear, do-im I enjoy very bad health, inUiely. Tkia rhunuti i very distressing indade. Wi eii I go to sice,, lay awake ull niht, and luy too i sweib d a h u a gooit' lnu' bS when 1 tUnd Up I l down directly." Married in Michigan, Henry bill, lo Mis M.,r Small. Thd issuing of $n.l! Lul u not prohibit, cd in that biatc, A Fax's Ofrm. I'ho marriage of Mr. Alum Fry to M;s Susan I'ytUr, i tueuliouuU HI unit u ilio Chanibersburj. (Pa.) Papers. L'ososnnr . Why is a ide-.ldlo like afau quait uu-jsuie f DeCuuse It hoU.t it gul-an.' W hy are the timers surh sui eiej.loi-!-lkiLUd they are aiay miv lo get thvit d:w. 0