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BY S. J. BOW.
CLEARFIELD, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1870.
VOL. 17.-JT0. 1 0.
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SOUVENIR DE PARIS.
What's tlie v orl'i without a Paris ?
What are all its jyt to me?
Vhtn that lorrly town no longer
Lute? me from beyond the sea.
Every journal brings new anguish ;
liur-tiii,; tubs our grief reveal.
When I dream of days of shopping.
And Jack murmurs Ah .' Mibille.
Ah ' tli-jse aniheil days of Paris'
Kneeling eonnts of ancient birth,
regain;; curls by Cherrel twisted
Kuiui lias dresses built by Worth.
Oh ' the Gorman at the Palace !
Led by that dear Marquis Caul
With the Empress- on the dais.
While Stranss ruled the floor bilow.
r.li sfu! flays with thee Bon Marcbe !
G.i lit rights with thee, Musard'.
How ut jftd feet die to press thee
AnhIt of the Boulevard !
for the amirs fled. wingod with rapture ;
'J inu'cd with gold. Time's dropping sands,
J ti that wate of silks and cashmeres,
In the Compegnie des Indies.
A!. ' lha Garman's in the palace,
1'ut no more the dancers c;o.
1 by .Strauss' magic biten,
An I the gloved band of Pe Cauz,
I' r: n'ei? no boots of satin
I' r the balls that fill the air.
.-.!.: no more she Fingi with Schneider,
.! ' ' ( e j'atme lex m'tr'tirret !
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J'hi-e w-..rJ. were
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l uiv hearing
-Ji n Thorne, i
!
, : ! r..:,I L:-n
I-. ! .. ".V-J 111. KUii'.T. WHO Stl-rT'!" I n
- tt.iv an.i c.i; a v.-Liji :h.j s:z ol' an ox
:'., ar.'l ym.ti the sound of stiiigiri l!o
lieurJ. niiiig!ed with shrieks a:nl vvlvg
i. h j'ieri fJ MH' Yr-it arrow :, hich tho
. 1. -j j- i t' i Ik i-liiid uol hee-1, uor in
!. -e'?:n -1 ti hear.
i.jj i llcavi ii! ' I cricl. "Xmicy Thorne
i cun yo;i hear such L1ot-i, ant! such
i - uiiJ ti"t stc thorn or go mail ?"
"Ik- mii-t I-jain not to Ii.; to his father,"
: r );i-.' 1. ' IIj got, tj be such a liar
-.S'. ea i i ' il'j no 'h'penoVnee on a vttrd
h In K't to Le whipiied out of
.Nov:
rea Jer. d
('.oil
hold
up ynir l.atKt
. "II
! whit era A, un.utural I
"ent-i they were !"
1 iu- were no such thin ; th-?y
; '.i-jvntit. agret able pe.'ple cut ugh.
r; 1 up i'it a tli.; world a es, an 1
' iiri.' up their children li-lit, and
rtvt; liven atiiv indeed, had aav in
wen;
hones:
would
said
t i . -.t 're haih or unkind in the treatment
i lb- ir ehii'iiv-n, tr that tiny taught them j
V. 1, i the be lting was l3ui.hel, when j
!. .. ei Ttionu ha I de;iiotitrated his pow j
. uhrii Ik- ;- an earthly father, had done
t .j: 1 iii eitil i as lie imagined his Hcov
:;.y IV. her woi-id do towtird him, the law
!! i -v.-nge vn .-aiisiied, and he threw down
the : ' a;i i lent, his steps homeward.
J ! thkt il I met him. there mu-t surely
i . a i . i -i ;i. and tl-d to my chaiiib-r at
tti. .. :,! -. 1' ic,: a chair at tho win tow
t. . vr! ..:!,.! tli - porcdi, where Jim my "a
i.. : v. i at vro.-k.
1 .. :'' !.. ! the f -iiber a- !. walked rspid'y
ti ; i !. There va no sign of pity
i : - : ;.v his !;n e, but instead, an ex
1 :v--'t i;i i.i -atiducti-n of having dene a
s -i t!.:iig. vit! iu-.i'.' d his auihority. pun
i -ii i tii j d ,y Lit a in and set his feet in
!!- l i et' I'-etitude.
A- earn iiv'jr t') his wil.'. In Jald :
" 1 j I've given 111 us a trouncing that
t -.: I 'iiie'ii'.-.-r one so II. What io the
th it I y He so? I u:u sure I
'ii't kaew.'"
1 ii-ieac ! with strained ears for sonis
r is of condemnation from the mother,
it li-rrtic l vainly. She u;:'y worked over
r butter the more busily.
I. too, wonder what i.iade
- he i i'ne of good h-'inet
i t. a-. ca:i be remembered.
the boy
tell
far
rock ; as
none of his
, i j be-!i imnri nied. er hanited ; nunc I
".:;i had been remarkable as lias. Jim
.e : there wa no ij'ietion of that,
. i ve-jive,! to know why.
; - ! Thur.-K -h.tv-i. wa-ln-d nndoomb-
-'!. :'i 1 I !,-. ard him a-k his wife fur
-':.it. I; was not Sunday, and 1
' '- :' 1 wh.-r.-he was going, and Yankee
1 it out. lie belonged to the
I".-?! k'jreh an I today was "Oovenant
lay. Pretty soon I heard him come
' : u the stops and say to his wife :
-.!; . it seems to mc you might get
: w rl-: d me U'i
as to co to covenant
' ' onetimes. It don't look well for
,; -'. I it lagues me to have the brothers
-: t a-k where sister Thorne is. What j
1 t-H'm. Nauev?" !
' v.. i t:iri t.. CIlli
replied Nancy,
"v ta. t toiie,
'that I've no help about i
:' 'k aii'l it i as much as I can do to
t f.a.ly f.r Sunday."
1' u a Thorne gut a flea in Lis ear. He
1 !'! his wife that he thought she could
i ai..i!g without a girl, now that the turn
r work was dine and the weather cool,
hi 1 reluctantly consented to try it, for
too. was as Peggotty observed of 13ar
"petty t,-ari" anj naj an eye to the
'"ftu chances."
ben I saw the old piebald horse hitched
''" "M green wagon, and the deacDn
1 thtrcin, and altogether moving thro'
-ite. I hurried down stairs and through
''.odihed, and took my way to the barn,
on- open the door, and following the
s of suppressed sobs, I found Jimmy
-Ling in the corner, with his head half
hidden in a tuft of hay, quivering with ex
citement and pain.
When I put my hand upon him he
shrank from the touch ; and when I spoke
his name he looked with the look of a dog
that had been beaten ; when I lifted his
Lead and pillowed it on my lap, floods of
tears gushed forth. I let him have a good
cry, soothing him and pasiinj; my handover
his damp hair.
When he grew calmer I loosened his shirt
band and looked at hi back, and as I did so,
bit my lips to suppress a scream. It wan
literally covered with livid welts, and in
some places the blood came through the
bkin.
Di awing his shirt baud up, fastening it
round his neck, and commanding as well as
I could, my trembling voice, I proposed to
him to go with me to his room aud rust
awhile.
He rose slowly to his feet, and putting
j his ban Js in mine, we proceeded toward
the house and gained the chambers in the
tauie manner I left them, unseen by .Mrs.
Thome.
I persualed hun to undress and dTn
upon the bed, and while I Lathed his ach
ing head and bruised iwli, he told uie what
the offence was for which Li-i father had beat
Liui. I'll lite ury in hh own ivorda :
"Last week he"' -rei'ering to his father ;
it was curious to see how he avoided speak
ing the word father "'told me if 1 would
di? ail the 'latere in the S -uth patch, 1
might go ehestfiutiug the next day; and
whn I a ked him the next d y he said he
did not pro.ni.te, hut I stuck to it he did,
a'id told him right where he wn when he j
aid it. Then he said he didn't care if he I
did say so, 1 couidn' t for I tau.-t pick up
cider apples, and if I'd be a good boy and
work up right smart I might go to- lay ;
but I knew he would. i't k 'u-:j h',i word, and
Silas hri.ee was a gn'mg to day and I want
cd to go too, (or the squirrels were carrying
ofl the tmis as fa-t as they coj'o, and Sile
fSiuce and all the boys have got as many as
1 Lave, and when I asked him if I might
go out he said no I shouldn't, and told me
to go over in tho buck lot and g.':t the sheep,
and I pretended to go, and went off with
the other boys to hunt chest cuts, and he
came through the woods hunting the old
mure and saw me there, ai.d aked me what
I fc'As there for, and 1 told him I couldn't
fi;iu the ii'ueep in the lot, and was looking
for 'c:u in the woods, and he sai l the sheep
were iti the lot, an J he had seen 'em when
he was coming thr.mgh it, and he told mo I
had lie i and he would lick me ; but I stuck
to i: I did not lie, for I knew anyhow ha
h::d, ami 1 hate hhii, an 1 I'll runaway ; I'd
rather l'e lir.e Uobiesoii Cii'.oe, and have
i'.iday live with me, than live here arid be
licked every day."
What could I say? I said nothing; but
I sang him fa.it asleep, and iefc him sleep- j treated the old man well. He had the best
in, and went down stairs thinking to talk to I place at the table, a nice dish and plenty of
his mother aout him ; but I found her up j food.
to her elbows in flour, and her head full of '"'
baking for io morrow, and a pursed up ex-1 Ax IvrtvocAL Apology-. In a certain
pressiou of her mouth warned me to keep country town lived two worthy men utigh
shadv. And so 1 wanderc 1 off to the orch-i kors and friends; but they never could
arii, and sat down among the yellow apple-,
and held my tongue, but. in my In art I
ihaifked (iod I wal au old maid, and no
bwVa tO bliiig Up.
At right the deacon came home, turned
out his horse, ate his iipper, and then in- j
i;edifd where Jimmy was. Mrs. Thorne I
did not know. He looked surprised, not to i
say alarmed, took dowu his hat and went at I
a quick pace toward the barn.
"Soon he came back, nnd I'll confess it
I chuckled to see that he looked pale and
scared. I ha i a good mind to ktep stii!
and let hun pet what Theoiore Wiutlirop
calls a "prickly scare," but he came direct
to me and asked me if I knew where he
was. I reluctansiy answered :
"Up stair in bed, and asleep," and added
nialieioiHy, "sick too, and I shouldn't won
der ii he lias to have-a doctor before he
gets through with it."
The deacon shot an inquiry from beneath
his Fhrggy blows, and went up stairs. I
wouid have given all the apples in the orch
ard to have seen him as he bent over
his
beaten boy.
He came down with a slow and hesitating
step, with a 1 "k on his face that 1 thought
boded much good for Jim.
Strange Jim told a lie !
Who taught him ?
One day I'eaeon Frisbie enme to Deacon
Thorne to buy a cow. The irrepressible
Jim was on hand to drive up the cows, with j
instructions to leave th
of the Lest ones
in the field.
They were driven into the milking yard,
duly inspected by Deacon Fris,Lie, praised
or uepneaieu vy jwm ahuiuc, - ui-u
, t.. n ti nJ i.
iety to keep or sell an .- particular one lay in
the scale. At last, by skillful manoeuvering,
Frisbie was induced to choose the poorest
one in the lot not only in flesh, but every
way. And what think you decided him to
take her?
Deacon Thorne said to Jim :
"What do you think mother
when she finds out I've sold '
will
Old
say
Fill
Pail?"
"O, she'll tear," replied Jim.
Did she tear? Not at all ; she bore it
with most Christian meekness; merely say
ing to Deacon Thorne, when he and Deacon
Frisbie came in to finish business by trans
ferring fifty dollars from one pocket to an
other: "You always manage to sell the best cows
and keep the poorest. I guess you will find
6onie difference in the butter now 'Old
Fill Pail's' going."
At which Jim snickered behind his hat,
and was ordered to go and feed the cows.
Strange Jim told lies!
Who taught him?
Deacon Frisbie was invited to stay to din
ner. He graciously a-ented, anl tho two
deacons settled themselves comfortably in
their chairs and had a good time talking
over church matters.
When dinner was ready wo all set down
together ; and Deacon Frisbie ask ed a bles
sing, in which he praised Deacon Thome,
and Mrs. Ihorne, and Jim, aud "the stran
ger within the gates," (meaning me,) and
I really expected to hear him give thanks
for the old spotted cow, but he stopped just
short of it.
Dinner done he shook hands all around
in a friendly manner, and departed.
Whi'u he was safely in the road, Deacon
Thorne chuckled audibly, and observed to
his wife with a sly puke in her side :
"Old Fill Pail, difference in the butter,
eh ?"
To which Mrs. Thorne replied? with a
jfrave, cunning smile.
Neither chuckle. poke or smile was lost ou
the ever preseut Jim.
Strange Jim told lies !
Who tauuht him ?
The Little L'oy's Rebuke. There was
once a very old man who lived in a house
with his -on. The o!J nnn was deaf, his
eyes were dim, and his legs weak and thin.
When he was at the table he could hardly
hold his spoon, so much did his h md shake;
and at times he would spill it on the table
cloth. All this vexed his son's wife; and
they made him sit in a corner behind the
stove. Then he ate his food from an earth
enware di; h, a'l 1 he had not too much to
e it, as you may guess.
Well, on? day ids trembling hand could
nit hold his dish. It fell to the floor ami
broke. At this the sin's wife was so vexed
that she spoke harhly to the old man. His
on iy answer was a deep
i,.
sifch. Then slit
bought, a bowl of wood, niit of w hich he ale
his food. Not long after this his giandsoti,
a boy about seven years of age, was seen
at work hollowing out a log of wood. His
parents couldn't guess what he was tiying
to do. The little boy said nothing to any
one ; but kept at his work on the log, and
looked very grave, as if he had some woik
on hand.
"What are you doing there ?" s-.ked the
boy's father.
The boy did not want to tell. Then his
mother a-,ked :
''What are you doing there, my son ?"
"O," said he, "I am only iraking a
trough, sueii as our hogs eat out of."
"But wh.it are jou making it for?
"I aai making it for von and father to eat
out of -.heii I grow up a big man," said the
b y.
The parsnts looked at each other, and
burst into tears. From that time they
airree upon political questious. In dispute
one day, one of the disputants lost his
temper, and called the other a liar, fool,
and so on. This was his weakness. He
easily lost his self control ; and then he
was very abusive ; and then repeated. Ou
the occasion referred to, he was so chag
rined at the exhibition h? had mad.: of his
passion, that, he soou called upon his neigh
bor, penitent, and purposing an apology.
We give, in substance, the apology :
"I am ashamed of myself for being so
abusive in my talk with you. To think I
should call a neighbor and' friend, a liar,
fool and knave ! I am very sorry, and I
have come to apologize. Foritive me, I
know not why it is that in my talk with
you I lose my temper. But the fact is you
talk so much like a jackass, I can't help it !"
Ax Allegory. The old man was toiling
through the burden and heat of tho day, in
cultivating his own land, and cultivating
the promising seed in the fruitful lap of
yielding earth. Suddenly there stood before
him, under the shade of a huge linden tree,
a vision. The old man was struck with
amazement.
"I am Solomon,'"' spoke the phantom, in
a friendly voice. "What are you doing
here, old man ?"
"If you are Solomon," replied the ven
erable laborer, "how can you ask this? In
a;y youth you sent me to the ant. I
its occupation, and learned from that in
stinct to bo industrious and to gather.
What I then learned I haTe followed out to
this hour."
"You have only learned half your les
son," replied the spirit. "Go again to the
ant and learn to rest in the winter of your
life, and to enjoy what you have gathered
up."
A few Sundays ago, as Mr. Becchcr was
about commencing his sermon, a stout,
fatherly-looking man was endeavoring to
make his way through the crowd, to get
within a better hearing distance of the
distinguished orator. At that moment, Mr.
Beecher's voice rang out the words of the
text: "Whoartthou?" "Who art thou ?"
again cried out the dramatic preacher. The
stout party, thinking himself in the wrong,
perhaps, by pressing forward, aud believ
ing himself to Le personally addressed,
startied the brethern and nonplussed the
reverend chieftain, by sedately replying :
"I'm a xig merchant from Cincinnati, sir.
I hope you ain't mad. There aiu't nary
chair, or else I'd sot down." Plymouth
church didn't recover its serenity for ten
minutes.
A Mother's Words. A youth of eigh
teen or nineteen years sat at an open win
dow a look of paiulul perplexity in his
face, apparently occasioned by a letter he
held in his hand. After sitting thus lor
some minutes, he muttered to himself:
"Yes, 1 must go, if I don't Brown and
Smith will laugh at uie, and call me righ
teous overmuch ; and after all there's no
great harm in it, for I'll go to church in
the morning, and it's only to be a sail down
the river aud spend the day in the coun
try." Still, he pressed his hand on his fore
head for au instant, then rising hastily, he
said :
"There is no use of bothering about it, I
must go."
As he rose, his eyes lighted on the set
ting sun, and as it did so his whole expres
sion changed ; a sweet yet sad look played
over his face his thoughts were elsewhere
another scene was before his eyes. The
dark street had disappeared, and in its stead
a neat country cottage had rien. He tho't
he was there. Once more he saw the hills
that rose near that cottage door ; once more
the Line waters of the lake glistened Lefore
hitn, once more he sttt in the cottage gar
den with hh widowed mother aud watched
the setting sun.
Once more that mother's words sounded
in his ears "John don't forget your God
ard fle'il not forget you. 'Ilemeinber the
Sabbath day to keep it holy.' Though sin
ners entice you to break it consent thou not.
O, when you're tempted to do wrong dou't
forget to pray ! Never let the sun -o down
on a praverless day. May the God of the
faithful guide yem may the Lord Jesus be
your Saviour !"
Yes, six months had passed since he
heard these woris, and yet they seemed to
sound in Ins ears. Tears filled Lis eyes.and
rising, he folded his hands and kneeled in
prayer, and then taking up his pen, he
wrote thus ;
"Thanks, Brown, for yonr invitation ;
but I cannot accept it. My duty to God is
to obey his commands, aud he hath said :
'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it
holy.' Spending the day in idle pleasure
is not doing this, and I wish you would
think over the subject, and not go your
self." How great is the influence of a pious
mother's word. How wonJorful the an
swers to her earnest prayer.
Use of Lemons. When persons are fe
verish and thirsty beyond what is natural,
indicated by a metalic taste in tho mouth,
especially after drinking water, or by a whi
tish appearance of the ,'ic-atcst part of the
tongue, one of the best "coolers," internal
or external, is to take a lemon, cut off the
top, sprinkle over it some loaf sugar, work
ing it down into the lemon with a spoon,
aud then suck it slowly, squeezing the lem
on, aud adding more sugar as the acidity
increases, from being brought up from a
lower point. Invalids with foverishness
may take two or three lemons a day in this
manner, with the most marked benefit, man
ifested by a seuse of cooluess, comfort, and
invigoration. A lemon or two thus taken
at tea time, as an entire substitute for the
ordinary tea of summer, would give many a
one a comfortable night's sleep, and an
awakening of rest and invigoration, with an
appetite for breakfast, to which they are
strangers who will have their cup of tea and
a hearty supper.
A dusky Adonis took his Dulcinea to the
fair at Bowling Green, Ky., last week, and
in rambling through the grounds came to a
tank in which a crocodile fresh from the
Nile, was disporting himself. "Watdarar
scaly ting am in dar?" languidly inquired
the damsel. "Dat," said Johnsing,
momentarily taken back, and scratching his
head in perplexity. "Dat, miss, am a co.i
cubiuc from de shoresob de Nile."
Said a loving wife to her husband : "Will
you never learn, my dear, the difference
betweeu real and exchangeable value?"
The husband, tired of politicial economists
in petticots; replied: "Ah, yes my dear, I
know your great learning and many virtues.
That's your real value. But I also know
that none of my married friends would
exchange wives with me. That's your
exchangeable value."
The art of painting on marble, which, if
ever kuown, had been lost for centuries, has
at length, after years of experiment,, been
brought to a high degree or perfection, by a
New York artist. In brilliancy of color his
specimens are equal to oil painting, while
the pigments when once fixed, are perma
nent, and cani ot be injured by ihe action
of the atmosphere, water or acids.
"Well, David," said a poor but worthy
citizens to one of the State street magnates,
"the world has prospered with you, and
thevsay you are immensely rich." "Well,"
replied David, "perhaps it is true, but we
cannot take our gold with us when we go."
"It would melt if you did," was the quick
retort.
A young lady fell asleep in a hotel parlor
recently, and was awakened, like the "sleep
ing beauty," by a kiss on her mouth. Her
indignation can be imagined when she dis
covered it was oue of the bell boys who had
been sent into clean the windows.and whose
excuse was, that he wanted to tell his friends
that he had actually "kissed a live lady."
A Toast The Press : It ex-presses
truth, re-nresses error, im-presses knowl
edge, de-presses tyranny, and op-prcise'
none.
A Democratic Marriage. There is a
little place called Tonawanda, lying on the
Niagara river, Erie canal and Central Rail
road, about midway between Buffalo and
the Niagara Falls. It is a small place, aud
yet it requires two counties to contain it.
The people there are in a habit of going
strong for the Democratic ticket ; but we
never heard until quite lately that the obli
gation to do so forma a part cf the marriage
ceremony in that classic locality.
The following is an exact copy of a scene
which took place there within the last week.
It is furnished by one who was present, and
was so moved by the magnitude of the joke,
that he insisted upon its being pat in print.
The scene is the office of a well known
aud most popular Democratic Justice of the
peace and counsellor. Enter two Dutch
innocents, of large proportions and counte
nances, who inform the Squire that they
desire to be made one. At the same mo
ment a gentleman from Niagara Falls, is
called in by the functionary to witness 'Le
ceremony.
The parties being properly called, the
ceremony proceeds thas :
"Hans, is there any reason; why yort
shouldn't marry Katrine?"
'Nine.'
'Katrine, is there any reason why you
shouldn't inarry Hans?'
'Nein, noiu."
'Do you Hans, promise to love, honor and
comfort Katrine as your wife '.'
'Yaw.
'Do you, Katrine promise to love, honor
and obey Hans, as your husband V
'Yaw, yaw.'
'Then in the name of the people of the
S-a!eofNew York, I pronounce you man
and wife; and you colemnly swear, to sup
port the Constitution of the United States,
and the Con.-titution of the state of New
York, and to vote the Democratic ticket
every time it comes around?'
Hans 'Yaw.'
Katerine 'Yaw.'
Squire (to witness) 'Can you best that
in Niagara Falls?'
Witness very positively I should
think not. ' ' Osiceyo Advertiser. j
NoTniNG Like Grammar. Nothing like
grammar ! Better go without a cow than go I
without that. There are numberless "pro-
fwKurs" wKo go "tramp, li4iup, Uauif, my '
boys!" aroun-J the country, peddling a weak
article, by which "in twenty days" they
guarantee to set a man thoroughly up in
the English language. An instance in point
comes from Greenville, Alabama, where a
"professor" had labored with the youth
of that people, and taught tl.em to dote on
grammar according to "Morris's" system.
During one of the lectures the sentence,
"Mary milks the cow," was given out to be
parsed. Each word had been parsed save
one, which fell to Bob L., a sixteen-year-old
near the foot of the class, who commenced
thus : "Cow is a noun, feminine gender, sin
gular number, third person, and stands for
Jtirv."
"Stands for Mary!" said the excited
professor. "How do you make that out?"
"Because," answered the noble pupil, "it
the cow didn't stand for Mary, how could
lary milk her f'
List week the labors of the persons who
had been boring for the last eighteen months
in Lincoln, the capital city of Nebraska, for
alt water, were crowned with success. At
the depth of six hundred feet, below the
surface, in a stratum of sandstone, a lead ot
the great subterranean sea of salt water was
?truek, and the briny current came strug
gling up around the auger and shot up into
the air some eight or ten feet. It has since
flowed strongly and steadily, and with great
force and increasing strength, forming a
briny rivulet. It is believed by the experts
who have seen the flow, that when the auger
is withdrawn aud tubing inserted, a btreaui
ot water will be projected from the well to
the height of fifty feet, making it the most
uiagniticeut artesian well of salt water in
the world.
Professor, said a student in pursuit
of knowledge concerning the habits of ani
mals, "why does a cat, while eating, turn
her head first one way and then the other?"
"For the reason," replied the Profesor,
"that she cannot turn it both waysatonce."
There is no such thing as a menial office
when you put a true man into it. A menial
office is an office with a mean man in it ; and
it makes no difference whether it is aking't
office or a scavenger's office.
"Lookechere, Mister. I ain't complain
in' ; but this ere moo.it'c stool you sold to
my wife, we've twisted in round" till we've
twisted off un's 'ead, an' not a ha'porth
o'toon can we get out on un."
There are 82,000 Indian children of school
age and though the government ha9 spent
$500,000,000 since 1S20 in fighting Indians
it has only spent $0,000,000 directly in edu
cating them.
Mrs. Partington says that since the inven
tion of the needle gun there is no reason
why the woman shouldn't fight as well as
men.
Blindmau's bluff is said to be genuine
human sympathy, because it is a fellow
feeling for a fellow creature.
Justifiable stinginess grudging a friend
the right of laughing at our expense.
Mental abstraction stealing the ideas of
others, and fancying theta your own.
gu.oinc.5isi gircrtiwt.
A
W. WALTERS. Attorxet at T.w
. Cloarfield, Pa. Office in the Coort House.
W
"ALTER BARRETT, Attorney atLaw. Clear
J: May 13. 1S64.
J B.GRAHAM & SONS, Dealers in Dry-Goods
.Groceries, Hardware, Queensware, Wooden
ware, Provisions, etc., MarKet St. Clearfield. Pa,
HF. EIGLER CO., Dealers in Hardware
0 and manufacturers of Tin and Sheet-iron
vare. Second Street, Clearfield, Pa. War 70.
HF. XAIGLE. Watch and Clock Maker, and
. dealer in Watches, Jewelry, Ac. Room in
Graham's row, Marketstreet. Nov. 16.
HBUCHER SWOOPE. Attorney at Law.CIear
. field, Pa. Offici rn Graham'.' Itow, fourdoo f
west of Graham A Boy n ton t store. Nov. 10.
rpilO'S J McCUOiLOUGH. Attorx BV-AT-La w.
I Clearfield, Pa. All legal business prompt
ly attended to.
Oct. 27. 1S69.
"IITM. REED. Market Street, Clearfield, Pa .
V Fancy Cry Goods. Wtiie Goods. Notions,
Embroideries, Ladies' and Gents' Furnishing
aood. etc. Juno 15, '7.
I SHAW, Dealer in Drugs. Patent Medicines
Fancy Articlos. etc.. and Proprietor of Dr.
Beyer's West Branch Bitters, Market street,
JlearflelJ, Pa. June 15, 'TO.
, B. READ, if. I)., Piivsicnw and fit'KGEor.
t Kylertown, Pa., respectfully offers his pro
fessional services to the eitiiensof that place and
surrounding country. ( Apr--'u-om.
Or.nis T. Noblf. Attorney at Law, Lock Ha
ven. Pa. Will pfaetirc in the several courts
of Clearfield county. Business entrusted to him
will receive prompt attention. Je. '29, '70-y.
CKRATZER, Dealer in Dry-GooUs. Clothing.
. Hardware Queensware, Groceries, Provi
Sions, etc., MarVet Street, neatly opposite the
Court House, Clearfiold. Pa. June, lb-Gj.
J
B M'EXALL-Y, Attorneyat Law. Clearfield
Pa. Practices in Clearfield nnd adjoiirng
xjuutiea. OBiCo mnev brick building ol .1 lloyn
t in. 2d street, one dwor south of Lanich'e Hotel.
I TEST. Attorney at Law. Cloarfield. Pa., will
. attend promptly to all Legal business entrust
ed to bis care in Clearfield atd adjoining coun
ties. Office on Market street. Julyl7,lsG7.
rpIIOtfAS It. FORCEY. Dealer In Square and
Sawed Lumber. Dry-Goods. Queensware. Gro
ceries. Flour. Grain. Feed, Bacon, i.a , Ac, Gra
hauiton. Clearfield county, Pa. 'trX II.
HRTPWrCK A IRWr.X. Dealers in Drugs.
Medicines. Paints. Oils. Stationary. Perfume
ry. Fanev Goods, Notions. etc., etc.. Market street.
Clearfield, Pa Dec. 6. 1665.
KRATZER A SON. dealers in Dry Ge-eds.
. Clothing. Hardware. Oueensware. Groce
ries. Provisions, Ac, Second Street Cleai field.
Pa. Deo 27.1865.
TOHN fit ELICH. Manufacturer of all kinds o
Cabinet-ware, Market street. Clearfield. Pa
Ho alsoinakes to order Cofiins. onshort notice and
attends funerals with a hearse. Aprl0,'59.
RICH Alt rv wnciirip. ti.:- c;an una i
raesliC Dry Goods, Groceries. Flour. Bacon,
LiijuoTS. Jkc. Room, on Market street, a few doors
westot JounmlOfHrf. Clearfield. Pa. Apr27.
"7AT.t,ACE A FIELDING, Attorneys at Law
Clearfield. Pa. OtEco in res denee of W. A.
Wallace Legal business of all Kinds attended to
with promptness and fidelity. (.lan.i.'TO yp
WM, A. WAt-VsrB. ritASt FIELDIXO
HV. S.ilITH. Attorxk- at Law. Clearfield
. Pa . will attend promptly to bnaine s en
trusted to his care. Office on second floor of new
buildin? adjoining County Kutioual iiariK.and
nearly opposite the Court House. June Z0. '69
TREDERICii LEITZINGER. Manufacturer ef
' all kinds of Stone-ware. Clearfield. Pa. Or
ders solicited wholesale or retail he also keeps
on hand and for sale an assortment of earthen
ware, of his own manufacture. .fan. 1. 1S63
" "
MANSION HOUSE. Clearfield, Pa This
w-11 known hotel, near the 1 ourt House, is
worthy the patronage of the puMie. The table
will be supplied with the best in the market. The
best of liquors kept. JOHN DOUGHERTY.
JOHN H . FL'LFORD. Attorney at Law. Clear
fiold. Pa. Office on Market Street, over
Hartiwick A Irwin's Drugstore. Prompt attention
piven to the securiugof Bounty claims. Ac. .and te
all legal business. March 27, IS67.
I T II O Ii N , M. D., Physician and
Sl'RGKON, havinc located at Kylertown.
Pa., offers his professional services to the citi
zens ol that place and vicinity. Sep.2t)-ly
llf I. CUR LEY. Dealer in Dry Goods.
I V Groceries, Hard ware. Queens ware. Flour Ba
con, etc.. Woodland. Clearfield county Pa. Also
extwnsive dealers in all kindsof sawed lumber
shingles, and square timber. Orders solicited.
.Voodland. Pa., Aug. 1'Jth. ISfia
DR J. P. BURCHFIELD Late Sorgeon of the
83d Reg't 1'enn'a 'n!s.. having returned
from the army, offers bis professional services te
the citizens of Clearfield and vicinity. Profes
sional calls promptly attended to. Office on
South-Last corner of 3d and Market Streets.
Oct. 4. ISod fiuip.
OURVEYOIl. Th
his srvi(ts tn ihe
lie undersigned offers
his services to the public, as a Purveyor.
He may be fonnd at his residence in Lawienco
township, when not engaged ; or addressed by
letter at Clearfield, Perm a.
March 6th, lS67.-tf. J tMES MITCHELL.
JEFFERSON L I T Z, M. D.,
Physician and Surgeon,
Having located at Osceola. Pa., offers his profes
sional services to the people of that place and sur
rounding country. All calls promptly attended
to. Office and residence on Certin Street, former
ly occupied by Dr. Kline. May I9.'69.
GEORGE C. KIRK, Justice or the Peace, Sur
veyor and Conveyancer. Lutherfburg. Pa.
All business entrusted to him will be promptly at
tended to. Persons wishing to employ a Survey
or will do well to give him a call, as be flatter
himself that he can render satisfaction. Deeds
of conveyance, articles of agreement, and all legal
papers promptly and neatly executed JeS'7C-yp
A L L A C B
WALTERS,
Rkal Estate Asests ao CosvcvAJtcaRS,
Clearueld. 1'a
Real estate bought and sold, titles examined,
taxes paid, conveyances prepared, and insuran
ces taEen.
OtBoe in now building, nearly opposite Court
House. Jan 5 1870.
WH. A. WALLACE. J. BLAKE WALTERS.
JEMOVA L-G UN SHOP
The undersigned begs leave to inform his eld
and new customers, and the pubhe generally,
that he has fitted up a new GUN' SHOP, on tne
lot on the corner of Fourth and Market streets.
Clearfield, Pa., where he keeps constantly on
i i U n fi r ti e. r all kinds ot Guns.
nana, uou m & r - - r .
Also, guns rebored and revarnished, and repaired
neatiy en short notice. Orders by mail will re
ceive prompt attention.
June , 169. JOHN MOORE.
gMALL PROFITS and QUICK SALES.
HARTSWICK A IRWIN
are constantly replenishing their stock of Drujs,
Medicines. Ae. School books and Stationery,
including tha Osgood and National series
of readers. Also Tobacco and Ci
gars, of the best quality, and at
the lowest prices. Call and see.
Clearfield, Nov 10, 1869 -
DRY GOODS the eh-pe.t in the U",,Z'
May 2, '67. SWstF S.
THE kidneys;
The Kidneys are two in number, si mated at the
upper part ot the loin, surrounded by fee, and
constating of three parts, ris;- th Anterior, th
Interior, and the Erteriorl-
The anterior absorbs Interior consists of" tie
sues or veins, which servo as a deposit for th
urine and convey it to the exterior.- Tbo xte
rior is a conductor also, teAninaticg in a single
tube, and called the Ureter. The ureters are con
nected with the bladder.
The bladder it composed of various coverings
or tissues, divided into parts, viz : th Upper, til
Lower, the Nervous, and the Mucous. Th npper
expels, th lower retains.- Many hare a desire to
urinate nithont the ability,- others urinat with
out the ability to retain. This frequently occur
In children.
To Cure these asectioni, we must bring into ac
tion toe mu join,-which are engaged in their va
rious functions'. If they ere neglected, Gravel o
Dropsy may ensue.
Th reader must also be made aware, that how
ever slight may be the attack, it is iur to affeo
the bodily health and mental powers, as oar flash,
and blood art supported from these sources.
Goct, or Kiiei'm atism. Pti'a occurring in the
loins is Indicative of the above diseases. They
occur in persons disposed to acid stomach and
chalky coavrotions.
Tna Gravel. The gravel ensues from neglect,
or improper treatment of th kidneys Thos or
guns being weak, tb water is not expelled fames
the bladder, but allowed to remain; it become
feverish, and sediment forms. It is from this de
posit that the stone is formed, and gravel ensues.-
Dftopsr is a collection of water in some parts of
the body, and bears'different names, aocordiug to
the parts affected, vis: when generally dlCnaed.
over the body, it is called Anasarca ; whn of th.
Abdomen, Acite; when of the chesty Hydrotho
rax. Treatvent. Helsbeld's highly concentrated
compound Extract Bnchn ii decidedly on of th
best remedies for diseases of the bladder, kidneys,
gravel, dropsical swellings, rheumatisui.and gouty
affections. Under this head we have arranged
Dysurie, or difficulty and pain fn passing waters
Scanty Seeretion, or smalt and frequent dlachas-'
ges of water) Strangury, or stopping of water
Hematuria, or blond v ninv- Ouni mil sw
tiain of the kidneys, without any change in quan
tity, but increase in color, or dark water. It wa
alirays highly recommended hy tb lat Dr.
Physkk, in these affections.
This medicine increases the power of digestion
and txcitea Cbo absorbents info healthy exerois
by wbicb tb watery or ealcareous deposition
and all unnatural enlargements, as well as pain
and inflammation are reduced, and it is taken by
men. women and children. Directions for as and
diet accompany.
Philadelphia, Pa., Fb. 25, 1867.
H. T, Helmboi.d. Druggist:
Dear Sir : I nive been a sufferer, fer npwsrat
of twenty years, witb gravel, bladdef and kidney
affections, during which time I bay used various
medicinal preparations, and been nnder tb treat
ment of the most eminent Physicians, experien
cing but little relief
Having seen your preparations extensively ad
vertised, I consulted with my family physician in
regard to using your Extract Buchu.
I did this because I had used all kinds of ad
vertieed remedies, and had found I hem wrthif,
and om quit injurious; in fact, I despaired ef
ever getting well, and determined te us n rem
edies hereafter unless I knew of th ingredients.
It was this that prompted me to us your remedy.
As you advertised that it was composed of bnchn,
cubebs and juniper berries, it occurred to m and,
my physician as an excellent eoinbinatiem, and,
ith his advice, after an examination of th arti
cle, and conalting again with th druggist, I
concluded to try it. I commenced its us about
eight months ago, at which time I was confined
to my room From the Erst bottle I was astonish
ed and gratified at the beneficial effect and after
using it thre weeks was able to walk out, I felt
much like writing yon a full statement of my eas
at that time, but thought my improvement might
only be temporary, and therefor eoneluded to
defer and see if it would effect a perfect euro,
knowing then it would be of greater value to you
and more satisfactory to me.
I am cow able to report that a cur is effected
after using th remedy for five months.
I have not nsd any now for three months, and
feel as well in all respects as I ever did.
Your Buchu being devoid ot any unpleasant
taste and odor, a pice tanicacd invigoratorof th
system. I do not mean to be without it wh-never
occasion may require its use in such affections.
M McCOtvMICK.
Should any doubt Mr. McCormiek's statement,
be refers to the following gentlemen :
Hon. Wm. Bigler, ex Governor Penn'a.
Hon Thomas B Florenae, Philadelphia.
Hon. J. C. Knox, Judge, Philadelphia.
Hon. J. S. Black, Judge, Philadelphia,
non. D. R. Porter, ex-Governor, Penn'a.
Hon. Ellis Levis, Judge, Philadelphia.
Hon. K. C. Grier, Judge U. S Court,
lion. G. W. Woodward, Judge. Philadelphia,
lion. W. A. Porter, City Solicitor, Phifa.
Hon. John Bigler, ex Governor. California,
lion. E. Banks. Auditor Gen. Washington, D C.
And many others, if necessary.
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no other. Price SI 25 per bottl.or 6 bottle for
$6.50. Delivered to any address. Describe symp
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Address II. T. HELMBOLD, Drug and Chemi
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