31 ; BY S. J. ROW. CLEARFIELD, PA., WEMESDAI, MARCH 30, 1870. lit. VOL. 16. I? 0. 30. : . ECONOMY. One day. a good wife, who inhabits thii town. Feeliii anxious to earn tome domestic renown, CuuceMed ot real economical scheme The practice of which noneevor would dream Of converting old panla. her husband ne'er wore. Into new one for son, whoee trouser's were tore ; Jtnd iiglaJdeu'd her aoul when the fauoied the joy lbat would swell in the heart uf her newlyelad boy 0 seising the pants, wjih Kiori and thread, hbe workf J out the plan (bat was born in ber bead; And not to a aoul did th secret she telF-- ' I'ut C iii bed the job, and finished it well '. hhr laid them away a a pleasant surprise -For husband and H.n. whose conscience and eyes Would both be enlarged ue'i the panls.aod the fact That mother and wit was possessed of such tact ! Jew ibeliead of the home, just prior to this, Leliermg- 'twovld add to hi comfort and blisa. Had bought fur hiuitclf a. beautiful pair , . 1 breecl.e. expressly for Sunday to wear.' - --' like the ret of mankind, he was fiank toeonfuJj JuH a morsel of pride in appeaiance and drejs, And the faitbfal old pnU were left In the larch, Ai beii-g unfit to adorn h.ui in church, r - - : ' br hitobaib came round, that sweet day of rest, And husband prepared to get himeclf dressed ; lie rubbed off tle dost, and scrubbed off the dirt, 1 hen worried himself into a very brief shirt. Thus far be progressed then went to the pegs. For the beautiful pants that would set off hit legs ; lint nothing hang there save the faithful old pair. On discovering which nigh caused hint to swear! Thus thinly attired, he bunted all 'round, - -Through closet and room, but nothing was found ; .And it being the rtranest event ot his lite, iie coBludeu to go and eoosnlt with hie wife. I declare," u'toth be. we're infested with witches For thy or the devil have taken my breeches ! J've hunted 'en high and bunred 'em low, I'ut find nary' button wherever I go!" . Then son came in. with uis trou-eri :o NEW, And strutted ftout for a moment i:r two, :1 ill the fnib.r.tsizing quick hold of the'chiid, Kxamined the pan., with eye. flashing wild ! 'J ben utieiii.g a groaji bis feelings so hurt He srttled riht down tut the etd of his shirt ! I'nfoitunate wife, for economy's sake. II er Lurband's st pasts bad cut up in mistake ! lEEDEBIC'S wire. Kliza Orange btood at the Ion,; meat bin in the pantry, with a pie in one ht;r:d and it knife in the other. She was benditj a little, htr whole mind was apparently fillt..' wish the work of trimming the dough from theclgeof the pie. Hut really she was working hy the . barest kind of median ieal instinct, and it. iiiiht as well have l-een a t ablsire as a pie she was paring co dcxter-Kti-ly, for ail the thought ahe was giving the wot k. The sun .shone through the hop vines at the little wooden hatred witidow, flickering i.ii her hair and tnuking a gleam t f liht and shadow on 'the wall before her. The white day lilies in the bit of garden bed by tli d'or, h nt a breath of fraftidiice, a lit a liiiTry cricket piped to his fellows under t ho lie nnfi f-toiic. " The day and place made a rpiet picture of heerful peace, if only it had Leen filled by a heart at rest. 15 tt ti Klizi Oranjje the hkv abtive and the September landscape it hlioii upon were covered witli a thin veil irprreti Toher tke .uu was clmt Jed and the sweet flowers were .scented wiih the o 1'T of tWay. Kven the hm.ely sigl t of hiiitie about her the ogg leatcr, the t-kim- linr, the flour-.M-oop hanging tn their' i.aiN, fiiltd lier with loathing and dispai. 1 raiimii bear It ! 'I cannot liear it I 1 t-hnl! die. Oh, no, I shan't die. I can't lie ; and I must endure what 1 cannot bear." she utoa.ied, deep in her heart. There was a distant whirling whir of ber mnther's spinning-wheel, far away in the MiTi-t. l''e wuter dripped with a ceaseless Co in the tuh under tlie shed, the hem l"-k sticks in the stove crackle'! and snut-t.-ro 1 in disgust at their fate, and some whrii somebody called out to the oxen that finis'd aeretkinj ctrt By and by the dour opened and shut, and there was a sound of footsteps coming a rrnus th uncarpeted floor. V.'hi turn vl, with a sudden impulse to shut the d'-or upon herself end her misery ; :md thon came a quick fct line of thankful !!' fur anything and anybody that might I 'lpher to tK'ii for a while from hef ' thoughts. A; the same time a gitTs voice called. Zay, vihere. are you?" ' H,re." "Whore are j'ou at ?" ' Here in the pantrr," replied Klizt, titniing a little to put a sjiiee box upon a tl i it", that- sl.e might bide the marks of t-.-ars on her fae. A young girl in a wood cdored calico lrt and a pink sun bonnet came iu and s-it' 1 bet self on a high sugar tub. ' Oil, Millie, is it you? I am glad you have toaie. Take an apple, will you? There are Mine real nte l'orters oa the shelf behind you," said Zay, in a quick, auttnated voice, still keeping her back to war U t lie neweotnor. Miiiietook an apple and began eating not spcakine at first, but looking with vcu -oeaichimj eyes at the droorinsr, figure t '-i 'i her. 1' Millie B?rgin had not been Lorn in tho c. i.eteit, most stagnant spot in the world. Ki.i1. a woman besides, she would inevitably i-:ve become a deteetive officer ; for not so 1st ii-li j a mouse could scampvr behind the w-i:n-?fit but she knew by ready intuition l.'i: it wj-? icatnpering after. Ail now she said, directly. '"hit is it, Zay? Anything about Fred- Tie? "Ml me." Ziy replied by the downfall of a tear u;-'"i the pie she Mill held, and a sudden baking of her whole frame tliat fclie quiet el as k j Idenly, and with an effort to Btcady her voice, she replied : "Frederic and I are through, Millie," , ' What Oh yoa mean?'' gasped Millie, throwing down her apple aiid stretching open her eyes still wider. 'Tt is true," replied Kliza, ia calm dea r'!". ''1 shall never see him again. If he were going by the window 1 should not look o-it, an J ho would not look in. We are nothing to each other any more." ''Zay Orange, I don't believe it ! Tell me all about it, quick," cried out Millie, in ready sympathy. " It was ouly last nifibt,! replied Zay, mournfully, "but it ssctns a year it seems a lifetime. Frederic came in as he always does from Dorset. He had not lieen borne for more than a month, and I hadn't seen him in all that time. It seemed like a great while ; but, Millie, it was not like always. Now I am going to see him never again !" sobbed poor. Zay, breaking down for a moment; - ' . . , . ' ; ? Then,-swallowing very hard, she went ou again : ,. , - . ' ' "He seemed natural enough -just aa he always did ; till finally, be lay down on the sofa and put bis head into my lap, and. then he said he didn't know how I looked at our acquaintance, and he thought we ought to have au understanding. We had been schoolmates and I should always prize him as a friend almost like a brother. You know, Millie, I could not have him tVmk I was dying-for him ; and if he had not look ed upon us as lovers I would not have him siippise I had. You know I am very proud," said Eliza, with a gleam of conso lation, i ' , . .' "You arc very much of a fool, that is whet you are I" retorted Millie, picking up her apple and biting it ferociously. ' "I never heard of a s-oung man putting his head on a girl's lap fjr the purpose of telling her lie didn't love her," she con tinuijd, looking as experienced as Queen Elizabeth. "He said he didtr'tlcnow how I ha J un derstood our acquaintance, and of course I would not have him think 1 understood mote than he meant. I talked a long time, and I don't thi.ik I ever talked better in my life. I quoted from Emerson and front Tupper, and I talked as easy, as possible, and could think of everything to say just as 1 wanted to say it, but I felt as though uy heart wis breaking. Afterwards I brou1"! that new tliene dress of mine to show hit:', just as I liave always showed biin eyerytti'ig. -, to he needn't notice any thing different" ; ad be look e J at it and then he lri iked up so i sproaehfully and with ho much meaning and saiJ, 'changeable I" and nothing more. Oh.1 gillie, I loved him. His hair, his' hand, and cwtrything, audi shall nrver, never tee hiui again. Never, never!" . At this miserable thought Eliza frank on a basket of apples all in a bunch and bey an to crv while her fliend looked on aud-jit-tied her. - Presently Millie spoke. "Don't feel so, Zy ! I have a presenti-tiietU-thal you will see Fred again. And 1 am perfectly sure it. is a true pres.tni uicnt. Fred loves you, T know that, fori have seen ycu together to tniich to doubt it, and if he loves of courfe be is not going la let this be the last. You know, Zay J have seen a good deal of tucli things at one time and another. There was Siiia'i Lin coln and Maud Versliire I know all about their leve affairs ; and both my married sisters made a confijante of me. Arid I know men do not give up a girl o easy if they really love her," fhe couliuued, shak ing her wise head. - '"But I do not think you did light. Y u know what we have t-aid so many time : l?e to thy own s'f true. And it doth fallow ns the night and diy . 1 hou canst not tbon bo false to any man. And, Zay, you were not true to yourself, and of course you were false to Frederic." 'Your friend, Ziy, is very proud," repeat ed Eliza, hopelessly. "And. Millie, I was not going to admit I had "thought farther than he had." - "Elizay ! Elizay ! It ia tfmc to liaog on the pot and j.ut on the lork," called down Mrs. Orange from the sairway. 'if yO'i will start the dinner I "needn't come down till I get my skein off, do you hear." 4iYes. ma'am," called back Eliza. "Din ner pots, pies, an 1 stocking yarn ! That is all I have to hx.k forward to in life," ehe added. , And so it seemed to prove. Days and weeks and even months went on, and Mil lie's cheerful pro; hecies were not fulfilled. One day Millie Bergen's half aunt Bet sey, frnn Dorset, who was a talking old woman and took snuff, came over to pay a visit to her half brother's family. While she was there .Eliza Orange came iu, and presently Millie said of a sudden : "Do you kn w Frei".;t ie Chcahutit, Aunt Betsey? llei-ia book keeper in the cut lery establishment at Dorset, and boards at Miss llalsey's, or used to." Eliza stooped over to stroke a even toed kiiteu lying asleep on the hearth, etepping her breath to iis'en for the reply. But Aunt Betsey was never in haste to begin talking, or to leave off after she had begun. - She shook up her chair cush ions, counted the stitches on her seam needle, took a piuch of snuff, and then 6aid deliberately : "Frederic Cheshunt ? Yes I know him. Why you see Miss Ilalscr lives the very house but one to me, and we are great knit tips, and are out and in together like old folks, ber and im. So I always know who she who she has for boarders,and Cheshunt is one of her oldest boardersjuite a stand by,and I know him as well as I do this young lady here. I don't know anything against him neither, nor nobody else. He is just as nice a young man as there is in the town of Dorset, now that is so. And he is paying attention now to a Ktrl over there at Dorset." ' "Who is she, Aunt Betsey, what is her name," exclaimed Millie. "A Dudgeon girl, and I and Miss Hal sey are not over pleased with the match." "Why, Aunt Betsey." "Because she isn't more than half good enough for him.' 'I thought she belonged to a respecta ble family." . -. "WeJU she is a likc-lv fcirl ; ani belong to a respectable family and all that But I consider her a lazy piece of furniture, and so does Miss Halsey.'' ,. Eliza had Sifted her face from tbe kitten, and was listening, white and eager, greedy to lose nothing., not even the. pain every word brought her. "But do you think they will marry," asked Millie moving her chair to bring it before Eliza's excited face. .. "I understand he has taken her home to see his folks, and see hew they like her." ' Ob( did you know we areexpectsng Au-' gusta and the baby in a few days," she ad ded, as though-with a sudden 'change of thought. It made no difference to Aunt Betsey what the subject she was nt hoiSfe on any ; aiid taking a pinch of snuff she chatted a way just as readily on the next theme put in her way with such' adroit carelessness. When Eliza went home scon after. Mil lie went to the gate, end finally along the road a far as the third maple tree. : "1 thought you were my friend, Millie," said she bitterly. "Bnt you knstr how I longed to hear whatever else your Aunt Betsey could tell. " "So I am your friend, your true friend ; but you looked as t uouch there was a dag ger sticking in your heart, and I was not going to let her go back to Dorset with any etory about j-ou to tell Miss Halsey. Be sides, she had told all she knew, and some she guessed, already. Don't cry, Zay. I have a presentiment it will come out right yet." . "Bight" meant to these . young girls the way most desirable, in their finite eyjs they se2 such a little wjy into life and -the great beyond. - - '" . So Millie went back to the. gossiping aunt,' and Eliza went forward to take up the burden of life from which the sun was darkened, and the moon withheld her light. But "Tbe dnrkest day, Live till to morrow. H ill hare passed away.1' Aunt Betsey was right about a great ma ny things ; cud at lite very moment: she was taking a pinch of snuif, and uncon sciously thrusting poisoned arrows into the heart of Eilza Orange, the samj subject was being discussed by Frederic Che-hunt's fiither and mother in the, clean, airy kituh en of their farmhouse. f'lHJ yo fiiv A'raderic a hint of how yoU felt, mother?" asked Mr. Cheshunt, aox iously. "Kot a v.ord for nor against. I wouldn't, I treated the girl just as well as I knew how though I never ci'u'.d stand it with the Dudgeon blood. I always did feel as though I was a porcupine' with my quills out whenever I saw - one of the fam ily, even as long ago as when they and we were young together, though I don't know any reason whya"- replied Mrs. Cheshunt, stopping a moment to meditate . upon the metaphysical siilt;, of the question. "Will, so it is," she resumed cheerfully, alter an unavailing pause ; tOute folks can't bear cheese, and 1 never took to the Dudgeons But. nevertheless, I shall try to treat 'Ved dy's wife like a daughter, whoever she rti-y hi ; so 1 showed her my cheeses, and took her out to see the garden and the i5g, and never breathed a breath for nor against to Freddy. Only as she was off putting on her things in the real Dudgeon uay, dawd ling Mid dowdy, I just said to Freddy, sort of aside, said I, 'Next time you come; bring Eliza.' And he never said a word. and i never said a woid. 1 wouluu t lor anything." Ah, kind harted -Mother ' Cheshunt 1 Unconscious influence is sometimes tuight ieit ; and a word spoken in due season how good is it 1 - ' Frederic didn't tell you, I. suppose," asked Mr. Cheshunt, ' anything about what made the trouble bctnixt him and Eliza Orange ? Or wasn't there ever anything to it only our surmisings, after all ?" "Well I don't know," replicd- Mrs. Ches hunt all the more cheet fully to balance the gloom of her husband, "I guess they liked each other, no u-istcke alrout that ; but they are both pretty proud and pretty stuffy and I mistrust something has gouo wrong that they won't cither one of them come back of. But, then, nobody can tell the lettrixts and betweens of a couple of young tolks, and themselves as little as any body. Young folks don't know more than a couple of rabbits what they w.nt and what they ought to want, and they are just as apt to stumble on the wrong thing as the right thing," pursued Mrs. Cheshunt, with the wisdom of experience and of long observa tion stirring in her brain. "Why, I can't positively say thre was any certain en gagement, or tbe like of that, but I suppos ed it was an understood thing. Well, I don't know, father, it will come out right, one way or the other, and talking won't feed the pig, or pick the peas for break fast to morrow morning." So saying. Mother Cheshunt put on her sunbounet and went briskly out, with a pail of milk in one hand and an empty bas ket in the other. It was not her heart that was on the anvil, and so she could comfort herself for her disappointed expectations by the homely duties of her homely life. Meantime, at tbe same moment, Freder ic Cheshunt, alone iu his countiug-iooui, trotted his foot and thought. Since that one black day, so long passed now, he had been in a whirl of wounded self-love, suspicion and despair. Unsatis fied and restless, he had been tossed from one mood to auother, sure of nothing but of repenting whatever he did in one stage ot feeling as soon as he had passed into the nAft Ah, if he could be wise enough to wait till the tide of, passion had gone down, and I he finds which is h'iftib sand and which is solid rock ! But youth is to wise, and its wisdom is tuck foolishness ! ,- . -j At last just when Mother Cheshunt went out with her pig's pail, and Eliza Oranpe parted from her friend Millie, nnder the maple tree, and walked along the quiet country road with wet cheeks and a suffo cating weight at her heart, Frederic Chesh hunt jumped op, threw on his hat, and went out with his hands in' his pockets, like a man resolved. ' 't --. The next day he went out again at the same time just after the close .of office hours and the next day, end the' next. Then the look of dogged determination that h:ul been clouding his face cleared away like a fog before sunshine, and he got to whistling at his work and buying new neckties. ''Dj ypu know, Aunt Betsey," said his landlady, Miss Halsey, "that I am con fi deut young Cheshunt is really in love this time .' - . . i -. Miss Halsey was a sproce little spinster, with as many wrinkles as a loaf of beard just ready to go into the oven, and bread enough to quite setup a y5ttth of moder ate ambition. She was as great a snuff tak er, .and as great a talker as Aunt .Betsy herself; and ehs trotted in, puckered and spry, upon this morning,. withher snuffbox and her tongue.to talk over things. "There is one certain sure sign. Aunt Betsey; don't you know it? 'Writing po'try. Dr. Watts wtoc beautiful poetry, and he couldu't have done it if he hadn't been in love. It was a Miss Ito'we, I've got a book and it tells all about it," sai 1 she, solemnly, an) with a dive into her deep pocket for her snuff box, corresponding vv'tUhe imprcssivenes-i of her tone. Love is very inspiring, and they, are apt to write it when they are in love. I saw. it when I went to neat up Cheshunt's room this nioin ning. I'o'trj'j sure enough, capitals and all; there it fy on he table, wrote out in a schol-nly band, with leautiful flourishes, and his name on the end in full, handsome as print. So I suppose I have as good as lost a boarder, aud a first-rale one." Miss Halsey, suuffed, and nodded, .and winked, and sighed,"aud suuffed ; " divided between regret at her own 'Joss and maiden ly delight over a love story. ' . " ' -- '.' : . The same diy Father fjliediunt, after fob lowing up stairs and down -stairs, in my la- -dj-1 -ctram, bcry found my Jadjvatthe pen of her pet pig, with a pail of water and a shin gle washing his face.' ?- ' ' "Well, mother, I have got news for you," said he, throwing out his words all i:i a heap. " Got a letter from Frederic. "end he says he is coming home to spend the week 'end with hi wife. What do you think of that?" "You don't !" ejaculated Mother" Chos hunt.dropping the shing'e jus; wIilmi the pig had laid his head in the most convenient position, shutting bis eyes and putting back his ears in luxurious satisfaction. A new shingle, too, nicely stnoo;hed and sharpened. "VesI do,'' affirmed Father Cheshunt, doubifully. "That is what Frederic says liis wife. What do you suppos he has got for a wife, mother?" "Well, the Dudgeon g'nl, 'most lltely," returned Mother Cheshunt, with a weak at tempt at cheerfulness. "Bit whoever she may be, fathar, she will be Freddy's wife, and we must trvat her like a daughter." ,. Then she went in unj put some yeast ris ing for an election eake ihit should be fuller of raiVtns than of flour and frosted like Mount. Washington in winter. "Weekend" came, and just at country tea time a covered buggy drove up to the farm house with a flouting of stoue brown drapery ribbyn en Js, and the light folds of a veil, showing at the side. Mother Cheih'int sighel,swallowe1,mil ed, and came to the open door with wide open arms, teady to take Freddy's wife, whoever she may be.c-lo e t her warm heart. "Here we are, mother. Here am I. and here is my wife," said Freddy, joyful!, as a bridegroom should, lumping from the carriage, and holding his hand to his mother. Thin he turned back with a tenderer touch to take out his wife. There was a flut ter, a soft ruflli, and a little spring and then throwing aide her veil, there stood Eliza Oranjje, smi'ling and blushing like a whole garden of roses. "You dear crceter !" excli'tned Mother Cheshunt, catching hold of her sod begin ning to cry. "I was trying to bring'my niind;to that Dudgeon girl, Freddy, and Eliza's face was such a blessed surprise," said she, following him to the barn, presently. She spoke with an air of apology, but with s jch evident relief that Freddy laughed the light-hearted laugh of a happy man to whom every thing is ooe drop more in a cup of joy. "It might have been that Dudgeon girl, mother, only for you," he replied. "Me, Freddy ! I didn't say a syllable. I wouldn't. I never believed in meddling in such matters," she replied, indignantly. "Oh mother! You said, 'Bring Eliza nextjtime.'you know you did! And o.just to please you, I have brought her," returned Frederic, gayly ; "and, mother," said he, coming closer, and speaking lower, "Eliza and I are very thankful to you for helping us over a fool's bridge we should never have crossed alone." The mother smiled upen her son as they went back to the house to the glad faced bride, while at the self same moment Miss Helsey in Aunt Betsey's cheerful kitchen, tried to console herself for the loss of her best boarder. "I told you so," chuckled she. "I knew it was a ballot of versei the first minute I saw the capitals, and I knew what that meant. Love is very inspiring, and they most generally write poetry at tueh times. ,H0T YET. Not yet from the yellow west, -' Fade, light of the autumn day ; -Far lies my haven ot rest. And roujjh the wy. She has waited Jong, uly own J Aud the night is daik and drear To meet alone.- J Not yet, with the leaves that fall, Fall, rose of the wayside thorn, Fair and most sweet Of all ; -The summer born. But 0 tor my rose that stands, And waits, through the lessening year, My gathering hands ! Fail not. O my life, so fast Fail not till we shall have met, Soon, soon will thy pulse be past; - " But oh. not yet 1 Till her fond eyes on me shine, And the heart so dear, so dear, Beats close to mine. The Living Things we Ereathe. Great interest has been excited in England lately by a lecture delivered by the eminent physician, Prof. Tyndall. The' subject was "Haze and Dust." In a series of striking and beautiful experiments he exhibited the efiect of light upon the dust particles of the air, and the powerful reflective properties belonging to them. He showed how these partit les cuuld be burned out by heat, and how the atmosphere could also be cleared of them by parsing1 it through a filter of cotton wool. - Finally; he' dwelt upon the injury done to the lungs, and consequently to the health, by cjKlinary inorganic dust; but more especially lie spoke of the organic germs of many diseases which are supposed to find their way into the human system as ' invisi ble ard extremely minute dust aioins: breath ed in with the air. The germ theory of epidemic diseases, such as the Asiatic cholert, scarlet fever, typhus, and alf malarious fevers, is by no means a new one. It has long been advo cated as the best attainable explanation of epidemic phenomena. I'hysicians. howev er, are not unanimous in its favor, and luar.y Kcictitifie nieo say that the alleged existence of disease germs in the air is as yet merely an assumption which must be proved before we can reason upon the subject; But Professor Tyndall has at least shown t hut there are myriads ot living particles that is, living in, tha same sense' as plants live, and jerhnp animals also floating about in the atmosphere of a! I great cities, and that in ljindon a man breather tnta iu lungs about thirty seven and a half millions of these living germs in the space of ten hours. Certainly this fact, taken in connec tion with. many others previously known. greatly strengthens th-3 probability in favor of the germ theory of disease ; and if, with Prof. Tvndall. we assume it to be true, the question at once arises, how can we guard against the entrance of these dangerous par ticles into the body ? Of course ali organic germs cannot be re garded as certainly productive of injury to the human system, but only such as are the seeds of ifiscase. Professor Tyndall sug gests, as the best safeguard the cotton wool respirator, placed so as to cover the mouth and nostrils. It completely filters the air, and all impurities, both living and orgauic. re removed in passing through it. The dis tinguished lecturer said that iu ins opinion such respirators must come into general use us a defence against contangion. By means of them the noxious air around a patient may be made pure, and the atteudints can breathe it unharmed. For "in all proba bility," says Prof. Tyndall, "the protection of the lungs will be the protection of the en tire system." These recent experiments and discoveries in this m jst interesting field of scientific in vestigation, show us the wisdom of many customary precautions against disease, the reasons of which have not heretofore been cleary understood. Of this character is the custom of kindling fires to purify the atmos phere during the prevalence ot an epidemic ; also the use of closely woven net curtains in malarious localities as u preventive of fever ; and the habit of travelle is alrays to skep with the mouth closed, and if possible cov ered, iu fever districts. Mr. Waller, an Af rican traveller, says that while on the banks of the Zambezi river, where the marshes reudered the country particularly unhealthy, his party found much protection from dis ease merely by the use of mosquito curtains. After being tumbled about in travel, the fi bre of the material became ao frayed as to form in connection with the net work a fine gauze. The dew, falling at night upon this, formed a perfect filter for the unhealthy air. and those who used these curtains were able to tnake long iourneys through this mias matic region without a day's" illness from fever. There is still very much that baffles reason and inquiry in regard - ta,epidemic disease, but if the great questions belonging to this branch of science are ever to be answered, it can only be through the continuance of patient, profound, and practical investi gations by able men, such a3 these of Prof. Tyndall to which we have referted. The following may be cited as an exatrp'e of a scrupulously hoas t testimonial to char acter. The writer says : "I have kaown Mr. for several years. I consider him eminently qualified for the post he seeks. He possesses a fine voice. , His taste in li quors is remarkable, Hs plays whist with singular stciJiness. He knows as much a bout every thicg as most men. He is fre quently sober and occasionally industrious." Don Piatt says the conclusions of the Com mittee on Banks and Banking, in regard to Grant's connection with the gold swindle of September last, reminds one of the verdict o the-Scotch jury, "guilty, but not proven. The March of Mind'. Reader, did you ever go into a little red "school' us" in the backwoods, when the worthy pedagogue was teaching the young idea to shoot as well us he knew how? If you did, jou might bove heard some' such dialogue as the following ; "John, wher'a your passin' lesson?" "That sentence on the blackboard There go a gentleman and a scholar." , "Pass there." ' ' ' "There are a noun of multitude, fust per son, sing'lar, nomerative case to go." "Very Well, 'go' the next." So Tom makes for the door. "Come back pass go." "I was trying to go past." ."Next." ,. . ."(?' is an insensible rig'lar verb, finity mood, perfect tense ; 1st person, go it; 2-1 person, ahead ; 3d person, no go ; made in the 3J person, to agree with daddy's old gray mare understood." "Very well, next pass gentleman." - "Gentleman are an abstract noun, sab fectve mood, neuter gender, put in opposi tion to scholar." "Bight; scholar, the nest." ''Scfiolar is an obstinate, proriomical ad jective, ridiculous mooi, imperfect lens?. fust person, because I aru speaking, and governed by ." "fJive'tbe rule." "Scholars arc gcrvented by indefinite ar cres. ... "Very good; take your seats with nine merit marks apiece." . l A few days ago, a member of the Peun sylvania Legislature, on his way to Harris burg, stepped up to the ticket offi ;e of the Philadelphia and Reading llailroad Com pany, in lliiladclphia, and; by way ot a joke, asked the ageut for a ticket to Paradise, knowing at the same time, there was no station by that na.ne on the road. The a gent, who was a smart fellow, "handed the Legislitor a Bihle, which he had in the olFce for his use, saying at the same time : "Ilere.str, ticlcet androifr combined which -I furnish gratis." The legislator happened to be an easy point; man. and seeing the joke, threw down $3 20. sayine, "I guess, Mr. H., I will take a ticket for Harisburg this time." : A certain Senator, who is not, it niiy Le .esteemed, thn wisest wait r"i tl.e o'a;,. has a frequent custom of sttrking fr?s fre'ud when auot her t-poats, which iT....w t particular person, he comr-lained of the affront ; but one who had been long roiuaiu- ted with him assured the house it- was ouly an iff habit hi hil got, for though he would oftentitires shake his head, there waa no'h ing in it." " ' 't'. " A notion seller was offering a 1 ankee clock, finely varnished and colored, with a looking glass iu the front, to a ceitain lady, tint remarkable for her personal beauty Why, it is beautiful," said the; rendjr. "Beautiful, indeed, a look at it almost frightens - nje." - said the lady. ' Tiicr.' inarm," replied Jonathan, "I giies-i you'd better take oai that ain't got no looking glass." Assessor. "How is it, Mi.s. that you have your age to the Register as only twenty- five ? I was born the same year with your self, and beicg thirty nine, it must Le " Young lady. "Ah! but yon sec, Mr. Asses sor, you have lived much fas-ter than 1." An Indiana lawyer, finding his principal witness too drunk to tettily when he was wanted, addressed the t otirt in a fenr hour's speech, in which he touched upon every thing, including the Fifteenth Amen Juieut, and finally his man came to time. "What a lovely little sno v drop thit is,' said a friend to Volago, as a blon Je beauty,' with flowing tresses, passed them on the Brighton road. "A snow drop '. I fchnild say she was a hair bille," SiiJ the pra tieaj paragrapher. Eight kinds of kisses are tuoiiti inaJ in the Scriptures ; the kisses of Salutation, Valedictiou, Reconciliation, Sul jection. Ap probation. Adoration, Treachery and Affec- tiou. Imitate the example of a locomotive. He runs along, wbir-iles over his wci k, and yet never takes anything but water when he wants to "wet his whuule. An astronomer predicts far this year comet of such brilliancy, and so near the earth, that our nights will be ahno.t as bright as our days. If you want to be successful in love be careful and not carry too much common sense into it. It is the rose not the buhh that the ladies see. . Extensive gold discoveries arc reported ;n Montana, extending over a large district on the western or Pacific slope of that terrj tory. " ' There are 3,4C0 lodtcs of Odd Fellows in the United States, with a membership of 2G6,975 persons in good standing. Any undertaking submitted to a lawyer for his opinion is always pronounced feas ible. Author a sort of vagrant ; generally one who writes hiai.- Circus Saw-dust, spavin, and a fool dis guised as a loci." ' ' A T. Kettle is the only singer that never a cold, - AW. WALTERS. ATToancr at Law, . Clearfield, fa. Uflice in tbe Court Bows. I IfALTER BARRETT, Attorney at Law, Clear T field, P. May T3. ISii. ED. Vr.ORAUAM,Da!eilh itry-fJooo's. Groce ries, Hardware, tjueenrware, Woodenwarw, 1 roststons. ete., Martot Street Clearfield. T. DAVID Q MVLIICO .Dealer in Dry-Gooda. Ladies Fancy (Soods, Hats and Caps. Boors. Shoes etc -Second Street, ClearEeid, P. sej,Ii HF BIGLEK A CO.," Dealers in Hardware and manufacturer of Tin and Sheet-ires are. Second Street. Clearfield. Ta. Mar-0. T T F. NAIOLE, Vateta and Clock Maker, and IJ. acaier in alencj. Jewelry, Ac Room in Graham's row, Markerslrcet. Kov. IB. HBUCHFR SWWPE. Attorney at Law.CIeai." . field, Pa. Offec intiraham'i Row. four doo a west of Graham A iioyc ton's store. Vor.lt: I B M'EXALLY.Attarneyat Law. Clearfield I . P. Practices in Clearfield and adjoin-'i r wuuties. Office in new brick building of J. Bcj n t -n. 2d street, one door sonth of Lanicb" Hotel. I TEST. Attorney ut Law, Clearfield. Pa., will . attend promptly to all Le-l bnsincss entrust ed to biscare in Clearfield acdTadjoining eoun ties Office on Market street. July 17, 167.- riV-tOMAS II. FORCE. Dealer in FquaTaTnd 1 Sawed Lumber. Dry-Goods. Qneensware, Eo cenes. Flour. Grain. Feed, tiaeon, Ao . Ac, Or. bamt.m. Clearfield county. Pa. . Oct 10. T V. Kit TZER, Denier in Dry-Goofia. Clothing;, fj . Hardware Qncensware, Groceries. Provi sions.eto. Market Street, neatly opposite the Court tlnpsn, Clearfield. Pa. June. ISf.S. H3TSVrCK A lRWrN. Dealers in Drnes, Medicines. Paints. Oils. Stationary. Perfume. r . tancy Goods, Notions, etc., ete., Market street, Cleai field. Pa Dec. C. 186. i KRATZER 80S. dealers in Dry flooda- y. Clothing. Hardware. Queenswir. Groee ries, l'roristowa, e, geooad Ktreet Cleat field. p Dec 27.186S. TDIiN GrEtlCn.'Btannfaetnrerof al! kinds el Cabinet-ware, Market etre.t. Clearfield. Pa, He also makes to order CtiSns. on short notice, and attends funerals with a hearse. ' . Aprl .'&. ICnARD MO?SOP, Dealer In Foreign and Do I Vi mestic Dry Goods, Groceries. Flour, tiaeon, liijora. Ac. Room, on Market street, a few door west ot .oKryOffr. Clearfield. Pa. Apr27. "T7" U..LACK A FIELDIKH. Attorneys t Law Clearfieli. Pa. Office in res deuce of W. A. Wal'ice Legal business of all Kinds attended to with promptness and fidelity.' (Jan ,'70 yp ''. A CalVlCB. ; fBAXK rULDISO H.W 8iiITH. Arrossar at Law. Clearfieli . Pa., will attend promptly to business en trusted to his care. Office on seoond floor of new building adjoining CoantT Katioual. RaK. and neatly opposite tbe Court douse. June 30, '69, A T'CULL'tCOU A KKEBSArronxKra-AT-LAW, li Clearfield. Ps.- All lefal buaiaaea prompt ly Uexd man. to. Loawiltttiuus in L'rgliFb or - - ... - ... IMa. t-cncsr. - -v-- . a.. FREDERICK LEITZIKGER, Manufacturer of all kinds of Stoae-ware, Clearfield. Pa. Or den roltcited w holcsale er retail He also keeps on hand aud for sale an assortment of earthen ware, of his own manufacture. Jan. 1.18 Vf M HOOVKR Wholesale end Ret.il Prater I a 1 TOBACCO. Cl'iARS AXD SNUFF. A lare assortment of pities, cigar. caMrs. 4 c. con stantly on hand. Two doors East of tbe Post Office. Clearfield, Pa. May 19.'6S -rVTESTERN HOTEL. Clearfield. Ta This f y well known hotel, near the 1 ourt House, is worthy the patronage of the public. The table will be supplied wilb tbe bett in the market. The best of liquors kept. . JOHN DOL'G II KKTY. T01IN II. FL'LFORD. Attorney at Law. Clear. ff field. Pa. Office on Market ttreet, over Hart wick A Irwin's Dro? Store. Prompt attention giren to the eecuringorBou-nt; claims. Ae..and te all legal business. March 27. 1867. A I T II O K N , M. U.( Physician and -- Suuokon. having located at Kyleriown, Pa., offers his professional services to the eiti isns ot that place and icinity. Sep. 24 ly WUT. St. ARUSTROXa. SASICCL UK KMSTR'tXi A LINN. Attormts-it-Law, A Vt illtamsport. I.Teuiuii.r CuuntT. Pa,. All log I business entru-u l to tLetu will be carefully and promptly attended to. Aug ,'69-6m. IT7" ALBERT. A ERO'S.. Dealers in Dry Goods, (Urocerie,Uard ware. (juecuware. Flout Ba con, etc.. Woodland. Clearfield county. Pa. Also extensive dealers in ali kindsof sawed lumber shingles, and square timber. Orders solicited. WouJIand. Pa., Aug. 19th, ISfii DU J. P. BURCIIFIELD Late Burgeon of tbe b:td Rng't Pens' Vols., having returned from the army, offers bis professional services te the citixens of Clearfield and Tieinity. Profes sional calls promptly attended to. Office on South-Kasr corner of 3d and Market Streets. Oct. 4. IHfli 6mp. aURVEYOR. The undersigned "offers his services to the public, as a Surveyor. He may be found at his residenoe In Lawienee township, when not engaged ; or addressed by tetter at Clearfield, 1'enn a -March 8th. lS67.-tf. JAMES MITCHFLL. JEFF EnSO S L I T Z, M. J)., Physician and Surgeon, Having located at Osceola. Pa . offers his profes sional svrTiees to the people f that place aud sur rounding country. All calls promptly attended to. 0(5:0 snd residence on Caitin Street, former ly oocupied by Vr. Kline. " May I9,'fi9. J. K. B O T T . O" It PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY, F S Asmt stress, CLKARrir.LD, rcsx'A. Negatives made in cloudy as well as in clear weather. Constantly en hand a good assortment of Frames, Stereoscopes and Stereoscopio Views. Frames, from any style of moulding, made te orJer dec. 2.'6a-jy. 14-68-tf. tpiIOMAS W. MOORE, Land Surveyor -- and Conveyancer. Having recently lo cated in tbe Borough of Lumber City, and return turned the practice r.f Land Purveying, respect fully tenders bis professional services to tbe own ers and speculators in lands in Clearfield and ad join'g counties Deeds of Conveyance neatly ex ecuted. Office and residence one door last ef Kirk Sr Spenoers Store Lumber City. April 14, 188 ly. . J AILACB WALTERS. - ;1 ( Real Eitatb Asexts akd ConvarAHcaKS, Clearfield, Pa Real e.tate bought and sold, titter examined, taxes paid, conveyances prepared, end insuran ces tasren. OHce In new building, nearly opposite Court House N J70. WW. A. WALLACe. J- BLAKE eitTSSI. QOLDIERS' BOUNTIES. A recent bill 5 has passed both Homes of Confess, and signed by tbe President, giving soldiers who est- . listed prior to 22d July. 1 SSI. served one year or more and were honorably discharged, a bounty of SI 00. irSoonnfi" sr-d Pentiocs collected by me lot thoseentitled to them. - ' WALTER BARRETT, Att y it Lew. Aug 15th. 1868. Clearfield. Pa. DRIED FRUIT, At reduced prices, at May12.'A9. MOSSOP'8." d HALL'S FINE May 1 ,'. "ALL'S FINE CAtF-SKlN BOOTii, Vt 5 aMOb?0P' " " . I -2 , 4 y i K i; 7T ir n