1e BY S. J. BOW. CLEARFIELD, PA., WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1869. YOL 15.-M. 22. Hark ! hear the lleet against tbe pane And tw the wild windi blow ! It chilli in with shuddering dread, This heavy heaping snow I Mnoot bear that all night long. The drift should deepen so. 0 darling, that thii itorm should beat -Upon thy lonesome bed '. ' 0 darling, that thif dancing snow Should heap above thy head, And I not there to shelter thee, And bear the storm instead' 1 trim anew the glowing In The flames leap merrily I make the lamp-light bright a ad clear Thou art not her to see Ah, since I sit there all alone, That are they all to me? O dreary .hearth 1 O lonesome lire '. 0 empty .heart and home! ' It is not borne to me, wherein Tby dear feet never some There is a soeaning in the word Since thy leved lips are dumb ! 0 all in vain the bright flames danoe, The ruddy embers glow 1 shiver in the mellow light, Because, alas, I know The snow-drilts heap above thy sleep This heavy, heaping anew ! THE IEOIf VAULT. I am a lock-smith by trade. My calling is a strange one, and possesses a certain faci nation, rendering it ODe of the most Agreea ble pursuits. 3Iany who follow it eee noth ing in it but labor think of nothing but its return in gold and silver. To me it has oth er charms than the money it produces. I am called upon almost cLiiIy to open doors and'peek into long neglected apartments; to spring the stubborn locks of safes and gloat upon the treasures therein; to quietly enter the apartments of ladies with more beauty than discretion and pick the locks of draw ers containing peace destroying mssives, that the dangerous evidences of wandering affection may not meet the eyes of a hns- j band or father in possession of the missing j key; to force the fastening of the cash box, and depositories of records, telling of men suddenly made rich, of corporations plun dered, of orphans robbed, hopes crashed, families ruined. Is there no charm in all this? No food for speculation no scope for the range of pleasant fancy? Then who would not be a lock-smith, though his face is begrimmed with the soot of the forge, and his hands stained with rust. But I have a story to tell, not exactly a etory either for a story implies the com pletion as well as the beginning of a nar rative and Itnine is scarcely more than the introduction to one. Let him who deals in fancy write the rest. In the spring of 1856 it was in April I opened a little shop on Kearney street, and soon worked myself into a fair business. Late one evening, a lady closely veiled, en tered the shop, and pulling from beneath a cloak a small japanned box, requested me to open it. The lock was curiously constructed and I was all of half an hour in fitting it -uuasey. me lady seemed nervous at and at length requested me to dose the door. I was a little surprised at toe suggestion, but ot eonra Shotting the door and returning to my work th !,).. i n i . wuuurew aer veu, disclosing as eet a face as can be imagined. There was restlessness in the eye, and a pallor in the eneeit, however, which told a heart ill at and in a moment every emotion for her had given place for that of pity, rerhaps you are not well, madam, and d night air is too chilly?" fcaid I rather uquisiuvely. T i i i idt a rebuke in her reply. "In request- you to close the door, I had no object, "an to escape the attention of the passers .. . 1 Dot reply but thoughtfully continued "jwort She resumed: "That little box contains valuable papers pnvate papers and I have lost the key, nas ten stolen. And I should not to have you remember that I ever came tens on such an errand," she continued with me hesitation, and giving me a look which - do very difficult matter to under- Maoa. t "tifrkinly, madam, if you desire it. ewnot forget your face, I will attempt to ""the recollection of ever seeing it here." iieiady bowed ' a nn compliment, and I proceeded , Qy wort satisfied that sudden discov !"T ffli'y for me had nothing to do i ? visit- ving succeeded, after u nune and fittinz. in turning the 1vk. of'the12 W"h curio8lty t0 et Hmpse . , juicuia ui me iox, ana jua- lettf r,llSlnS Ud discoven!d bundle of " and adaguerreo'ype.as I slowly pass- barr; rk6t 10 iU 0wncr- She eied U drawi: tbe door. W pocket, locked the boi. ni ;us ner Teil over her face, pointed to 1 ODenHl If r.,1 o 1 Ant cl ,' ' Jiwrnn ' -merely whispered "Remember !" agaiDi anJ j haye been thua pMd m bribing her visit to the shop, in ! """fer probable a subsequent re- "Piition. Abo ut little lwo o clock one morning in the of May following. I was a gentle Up upon tha window of the lYaOm p . , ot tne bnop, in wnicn l WTvinkin 0f bttrkra 1 , and ln moment was at the as!'uWil heivy hammer, which I kept at the head of my bed, in my jHo'a there r' I inquired raising the i;, r Paring out into the darkness, -as darker than Egypt when under of Israel's GoL "Hist I" exclaimed a figure, stepping in front of the window ; "open tbe door, 1 have business for yon." ' 'Bather past business hours, I should say but who are yon ?" "No one that would harm yon," returned the voice, which I thought was rather femi nine for a burglar's. "Nor that can 1" I replied rather em phatically by way of warning as I tightened my grasp on the hammer and proceeded to the door. I pushed back the bolt, and slow ly opened the door, and discovered the stran ger already on the steps. "W hat do you want ?" I abruptly asked. "I will tell you," answered the same soft voice, "if you dare open the door wide e nouga for me to enter." "Come in," said I resolutely, throwing tbe door ajar, and proceeded to light a candle. Having succeeded, I turned to examine my visitor. He was a small and neatly dressed gentleman, with a heavy raglan around bis shoulders and a navy cap drawn suspiciously over his eyes. As I advanced toward him, he seemed to hesitate a moment and then raised the cap from his forehead, and looked me curiously in the face. I did not drop the candle, but I acknowledged to a little ner vousness as I hurriedly placed the light upon the - table, and silently proceeded to invest myself with two or three very necessary ar ticles of clothing. As the Lord liveth, my visitor was a lady, and the same one for whom I had opened the little box about a month before ! Having completed my hasty toilette, I attempted to stammer an apology for my rudeness, but utterly failed. The fact is I was confounded. Smiling at my discomfiture she said: "Dis guise is useless ; I presume you recognize me?" I believe I told you madam, I should not soon forget your face. In what way can I serve you?" By doing half an hour's work before day light to-morrow, and receive five hundred dollars for your labor," was the reply. It is not ordinary work," said I inquir ingly, "that commands such munificent com pensation." "It is labor common to your calling," re turned the lady. "The price is not so much for the labor as the condition under which it must be performed." "And what is the condition T' I inquired. "That you will submit to being conveyed from, and return to your own door, blind folded." Ideas of murder, burglary, and almost every other crime known to villainy, hur riedly presented themselves in succession as I bowed politely and said : "I must under stand something more of the character of the employment, as well as the condition, to accept your offer." "Will not five hundred dollars serve in lieu of an explanation ?" she inquired. "No nor five thousand." She patted her feet nervously on the floor. I could see she had placed entirely too low an estimate on my honesty, and I felt some gratification in being able to convince her of the fact. Well, then, if it is absolutely necessary for me to explain," she replied, "I must tell you that you are required to pick the lock of a vault and " You have gone quite far enough, madam, with the expiation," I interrupted, "I am not at your service." As I said," she continued, "you are re quired to pick the lock of a vault, and res cue from death a man who has been confined there for three days." To whom does this vault belong?" I inquired. "To my husband," was the somewhat re luctant reply. "Then why so much secresy ? or rather how came a man to be confined in such a place?" I secreted him there to escape the obser vation ot my husband- lie suspected as much and closed the door upon him. Pre suming he had left the vault and quitted the house by the back door, I did not dream until to-day that he was confined there. Certain suspicious acts of my husband, this afternoon, convinced me that the man is there, beyond human hearing, and will be starved to death by my barbarous husband, unless immediately rescued. For three days he has not left the house. I drugged him less than an hour ago, and he is now so completely stupefied that the lock may be picked without interference. I have search ed his pockets but cannot find the key ; hence my application to you. Now you know all; will you accompany me?" To the end of the world, madam, on such an errand." "Then prepare yourself; ihere is a cab waiting at the door." I was a little surprised, for I heard no sound of wheels. Hastily drawing on a coat and providing myself with the necessary implements, I wa3 soon at the door. There, sure enough, was the cab with the driver in his seat ready for his journey. . I entered the vehicle. As soon as I was seated, she produced a heavy handkerchief, which, by the faint light of an adjacent street lamp, she carefully bound over my eyes. . The la dy seated herself beside me, and the cab started. In half an hour the vehicle stop pedin what part ot the city I am entirely ignorant, as it was evidently driven in any thing but a direct course from the point of starting. Examining the bandage to than fifty feet in length, and down a flight of stairs into' what was evidently an ander- Cromd basement, stopped beside a vault, and removed the handkerchief from my eyes. Here is the vault, open it," she said, "pnngrag open the door of a dark lantern, and throwing a beam ofjightopon the lock. I seized bunch of skeleton keys, and after a few trials, which the lady seemed to regard with the most painful anxiety.sprang tne bolt. 1 he door sprang open upon its binges, and ray companion, telling me not to Closer it, as it was self-locking, sprang into tne vault. I did not follow. I heard the low murmur of voices within, and presently the lady re-appeared, and leaning upon her arm was a man with a face so pale and hag gard that 1 started at the sight How he must have suffered during tbe three long days ot his confinement in the vault "Remain here," said she handing me the lantern. "I wiH be back in a moment" The two ascended the stairs, and I heard them enter a room immediately above where I was standing. In less than a minute the lady returned. "Shall I dose it, madam?' said I pi ing my hand upon the door. ftiVT- t lit . . i'oi not sne exclaimed, seizing my hand, it awaits another occupant "Surely, madam, yon do not intend " "Are yon ready?" she inquired impatient ly, holding the handkerchief before my eyes. The thought flashed across my mind that she intended to posh me into the vault and bury me and my secret together. "Do not be alarmed, you are not the man!" I could not mistake the truth ot the fear ful meaning of this rem ark, and I shuddered as I bent my head to the handkerchief. My eyes were as carefully bandaged as before, and I was led to the cab and driven home by a more circuitous route, if possible, than before. Arriving in front of the door the handkerchief was removed, and I stepped from tbe vehicle. A purse of five hundred dollars was placed in my hand, and in a mo ment the cab and its mysterious occupant had turned the corner and was out of sight I entered the shop, and the purse of gold was the only evidence I could summon in my bewilderment that all I had just done and seen was not a dream. A month after that I saw the lady, and the gentleman taken from the vault, walking leisurely along Montgomery Street I do not know, bnt I believe the sleeping husband awoke within that vault, and that his bones are there to-day ! The wife is still a resident of San Francisco. Work for Woman. x roDaoiy our country women talk more about the right to enter all departments of industry than do their sisters in any other part of the world. In the older countries the complaint if any, wonld be, that women are compelled to do more than their share of labor. In Britain, for example, outside of Liverpool and London, the hotels are commonly kept by women. A woman as signs quarters to guests; a woman attends to the accounts ; a woman presides at the bar. The men are reduced to the positions of porters and waiters. In Britain, and in France and Italy, women are guards along the track of the railroads. On the conti nent generally, the traveler finds women conducting a large share of the business. In Belgium, and France, and Germany, and Northern Italy, the signs over the manufac tories prove that the fair sex are not always subordinates. "Sisters " conduct one of the largest lace manufactories in Brussels. "Widow " is a leading merchant At Lyons one of the chief banking houses is that of "Widow Gnerin & Sons," although the head of the firm is not found attending to the details of money at the office. In Paris, the jewelry stores are commonly man aged by women ; and many ot the smaller manufactories of various articles seem to be entirely conducted by them. Near the Ta illeries is a sign indicating that a store is carried on by "Miss and the sisters of her mother." At Cologne, the leading man ufacturer of the famous water is Miss Mar tin, a nun. At Milan, women compete with men in merchandise and trade on the prin cipal streets, and in the finest apartments of the new arcade. Throughout Switzerland women maintain their full share of many of the industries, manufacturing and agricul tural. On the wharf at Havre, a railroad extension is in progress, and women side by side with men, are seen shoveling earth, and loading and unloading carts. In this country, practically, all vocations are already open to women. They need not wait for the consent of anybody. They can do any work for which they are qualified, and which offers itself. No lair forbids, and prejudice itself has ceased to protest above a whisper. No argument is needed to open any vocation to them. Only example is requisite. The place once well occupied by a woman, is free to any one of her sex for ever afterwards. Unless it be the law, no profession in this country and no vocation within their physical strength, fails even now to afford instances of women admitted to compete with men on their own ground. The right of women to labor, according to her gifts and capacities, with pen and pencil, with voice or hand, in shop or factory, or field or forum, can hardly be accounted as longer in dispute. Utica Herald. that my vision was completely obscured, she handed me the bundle of tools with which I was provided, then taking me by the arm, led me through a gate into a house which I knew was brick, and after taking me along a passage which could not have bees less The people of Waterbury, Connecticut drank 41,651 gallons of wine and distilled liquors, and 127,148 gallons of malt liquor during 1S68, not including any such fluids brought by express or manufactured in town. This cost the consumers $359,084, while the flour in town for the same period was worth only 240,000. We would recom mend a lodge of Good Templars to that (own. An Oasis in Life's Desert. A Modest church rears itself amidst the woods of New Erxgrand. There is no car ving upon its doors, no costly show of world ly fashion within its walls, no spire even lif ting its high head towards heaven ; simply the plain wooden frame, with its neat white front and lowly porch, within which the Qua ker worshipper is wont to hallow his holy day of rest This little sanctuary stands back from the road, in the edge of the forest, where the towering trees o'ersbadow it, and the winds of heaven breather softly upon it. Tis wayside fount where the weary traveller may leave the highway of lite, and seek the cooling waters and the needed repose. One Sabbath morn, in the warm hush of a summer's day, when all nature seemed to be quietly resting, we chanced to find this woodland spot of peace. Nestled there it was among the trees, with the smooth green sward before and around it upon whose soft surface the weary foot could press as up on the downiest carpet No form of human life was in sight The trees bent their swayinar branches to wards us, the sunlight flickered through -myriad boughs, falling lovingly upon the grass beneath, and the twittering songsters joined with the chirping insects in praises to God. We drew nearer to tbe church, close to open doors, but no sound, not even the fain test breath, came through the silent space beyond. We passed the threshold, saw around us the plain walls, bare floor, and rudely framed seats, and in meek humility seated the forms of the worshipping few whocomposed that Sabbath assembly. With their eyelids closed and hands clasped with true fervor, each earnest son! seemed to be communing in spirit-thoucht with the un seen power above. The stranger's tread disturbed uot their placid worship. None cared that the world ling has loitered to rest with them awhile : but as we tarried, even over our own spirit stole the calmness. The cares of life glided away from as, tbe follies of this world cha j . -t . . .i ... bvu one ana anotner. as it in eairernet to escape far from us, and the sorrows of many days passed like shadows away. A mazy drowsiness surrounded us. The merry birds still warbled their songs with out but they seemed to carol a softer strain. their notes rising gently upward and upward : li l i . -n . i . . . . on u uiguer, uu roe eoona was lost far in the air above, then sinking lower and lower. till we could catch but a least whisper of the tiny breath. The sighing wind murmured still, but so faintly now, that it comes only as breathing upon us the flowery incense of the far-off fields. The forms around jrrew dimly seen. Unconsciously were we losing ourselves in realms of thought, when a sound suddenly broke upon the stillness. A voice like that from another world rose and fell sweetly on our ear. Was it some spirit loved who had gone be Tore, and just then hovered above us with its gentle soothing words? So softly did it say, 'Come unto me all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest" It was a mortal s voice, but the words were divine. We were blessed by them, and as we gazed upon the form before us with its uncovered head,- hand clasped in hand, and listened to that gentle voice as it continued its plaintive spirit breathings with heaven ly devotion thanking the Giver of all Good for His unnumbered blessings,- oar own soul rose upward with hers to that throne above in thanks to him who had taught us, in that simple prayer, what pure thoughts arise, and what true joy is known, from a trusting childlike faith in God. The prayer ceased. A few more moments of quiet then the friendly greetings, the indly inquiries for the absent the good wishes for each other's welfare, the pleasant nod to the stranger there, all soon were en ded and, one by one, each patient steed bore its load of light hearts to their separate hap py homes, and we were left to find our way back to the world, and on the morrow morn to mingle with the sons of men ; but ever and anon, in the midst of noise, tumult care and unrest comes stealing over us, like the soothing influence of some passing dream, the few hours we spent in that vil lage church, and we bless the kind fate that wafted us into such a haven of rest where the storm winds troubled us not while we anchored for a short time to repair our shat tered sails, that once more we might venture safely forth over the waters of life. Independent Order of Odd-Fellows. The Joint Committee of the Grand Lodge and Grand Encampment, and Delegates from the subordinate Lodges, to make ar rangements for the grand parade of the Order, held an adjourned meeting in Phila delphia, on Saturday evening. John W, Stokes, P. GM presided. The various com nnttees appointed at a previous meeting re ported that they had organized and were attending to the duties assigned them. The Committee on Ways and Means reported that they were about sending a circular to all the Lodges and Encampments through out the State, soliciting pecuniary aid by voluntary contributions, to enable the Joint Committee to make the Semi-Centenial Cel ebration of the introduction of Odd-Fellowship upon this Continent, in Philadelpia, in April next an affair creditable to Philadel phia and Pennsylvania. A resolution pro viding for an assessment of twenty dollars npon each Lodge and encampment intend ing to parade, to be used exclusively for the payment of street music was adopted. One important precaution against catch ing cold is to keep the mouth shut. To many people this would be ten times worse than a old. The Last of the Samaritataav In that vaffey of Palestine where Abraham and his grandson, Jacob, btrili their altars to Jehovah, and where setae si?-' teen centuries later the Savior talked with the woman of Samaria by Jacob's Well, the last remnant of the Samaritans,- Mnrbering only about forty families, is- new rapidly dwindling away. A traveler who has recently resided three months among these nnntixed descendants of the best blood of ancient Israel, assures us that as regards their dress, manners,social customs, religious rites and other tribal pe culiarities, they are the fac similes of their ancestors of a thousand years ago. They have never intermarried with any other race, and claim to be the true "sons of Joseph,' whose tomb is in their valley. It is said to observe their domestic life is to live in Bib lical atmosphere, and to return to the days of the patriarchs. The law is read to them from Gerizim, as it was read to their fore fathers from the same sacred mountain as early as the days of Joehua; and along the base of Mount Ebal camels wind their way, carrying on the traffic between Jerusalem and Galilee as it was carried on in the era of the Evangelists. trom the year 1806 to 1846 the Samari tans were prevented by the Mahometans from celebrating the Passover on Mount Gerizim ; but twenty years ago, by Christian intercession, the privilege was restored to them. Their days are numbered ; but their history and traditions will cliog to tbe "Val ley of Sechem" as long as time lasts. The Greek Church has purchased the Well of Jacob, and filled its mouth with stones, pre paratory to erecting a temple over it It would have been in better taste to leave it as it was when the patriarch watered his flocks there, and as it remained when the Holy Founder of the new dispensation drank of its pure "sweet water. The few surviving Samaritans are said to be worthy of their lineage and of the ancient fame of their sect upright benevolentand remarkable for their physical beauty and 1 IV mi iuiiy rearing. j.neir surroundings are so grand and solemn, that they could scarcely be otherwise than a poetic people. Ta'jer nacled under the shadow of Mount Moriah, on tne site ot the "City of Refuse. ' and ith the rock of the Holy Place, the stones set up by Joshua, and the spot on which Abraham prepared his son Isaac for sacrifice, close at band, we may well suppose that these, the noblest specimens of the Hebrew race, pass their lives in a sort of religious eestacy, in which the comparative degradation of their present condition is forgotten in the contemplation of a miraculous past Is There a God t How eloquently doed Chateaubriand reply to this inquiry : There is a God ! The herd of the valley, the cedars of the mountains bless him ; tbe insects sport in his beams ; the elephants salute him with tbe rising orb of the day; the birds si ng of him in thefoIU the thunder proclaims him in the heayens ; the ocean declares his immensity; man alone has said, 'There is no God !" Unite in thought at the same instant the most beautiful objects in nature. Suppose you see at once all the hours ot the day and all the seasons of the year ; a morning of Spring and a morning ot Autumn ; a night bespangled With stars and a night covered with clo-ids meadows enameled with flow ers and forests hoary with snows ; fields gil ded by tints of aut umn ; then alone you will have a just conception of the universe. While you are gazing on that sun which is plunging under the vault of the west, anoth er observer admires hint emerging from the gilded gates of the east By what incon ceivable magic' does that star, which sink I log, fatigued and burning, in the shade of evening, re-appeaf at the same instant, fresh and humid with the dews of the morn mg ? At every instant ot the day the glor ious orb is at once rising resplendent at noon day, and setting in the west, or rather our senses deceive us, and there is properly speaking, no east west, or south in the world. Everything reduces itself to a sin gle point, from whence the king of the day sends forth a triple light in one substance The bright splendor is perhaps that which nature can present that is most beautiful ; for while it gives an idea of the perpetual magnificence and resistless power of God, it Areti'tf XEssovarf, In an address dVlrtered before the AmerS- afl" t .. " W mm . . . ar can creosrapnicai oociety in iew xorton thte )2th Jan., Dr. JIayes, the ttwewned Arctic explorer, expressed the at most confi dence is being afbie to reach the open Polar sea with a steamer. The Doctor based his opinion upon fte fact that wafer does net freeze except when sheltered by land. Firm ly frozen bodies of water of any extent are unknown. Dr. Hayes defined the Polar Sea upon the theory of ocean currents. Of the flow of the waters within the limits ot the Polar Sea we know little, but we ea trace one. This sweeps along both coasts of Greenland ; the branch on the eastern side, after touching Iceland, wheels around Cape FarweU into Baffin's Bay, where it joins the other branch through Smith's Sound, and out from the great Parry Archipelago thro' Jones' Sound, Lancaster Sound and Hud son Strait Thus Uniting its great arms this Polar current courses along the Coasts of Labrador and Newfoundland, and wedging itself in between tbe Gulf Stream and the American coast is finally lost off the cape of Florida. The .Gulf Stream and the Japa nese current both flow into the Polar Sea, the former entering by the coast of Spiiz bergen and tbe latter through Behring Strait Noting the influences of these cur rents upon the climates of the adjacent countries We find on the Atlantic eoaet,Gks gow, in latitude 50s 51 mio., paralel with tbe coldest point of Labrador, wbieb is chill ed by tbe ice-encumbered current of Baf fin's BayV gfc Petersburg is on tbe same paralel of latitude- With the Southern point of Greenland. On tbe Pacific coast Sitka was found in latitude 57 3 uiin., with much the same climate as tbe European cities be fore mentioned. Baffin's Bay and Hudson Bay were never sealed, and in passing the winter of 1860-61 on tbe margin of the most northerly portion of Baffin's Bay, with the temperature at 40 below zero, he, with his party, was always within sound of the beating surf Explain ing the different proposed and projected routes to the Polar Sea, be said be Would give the preference to the way of Smith's Sound. A vessel could certainly be forced up to Fort Polk, aid theuce would be af forded, first land as a base of operations, the route lying over Grinnell's Land, and, second, the opportunity to colonise a -party of hunters and natives as a permanent gap port Birds, whale, walrus, seal and rein deer, were here to be found in abundance. This was bis plan seven years ago, as it was uow A Word for Boys. Truth is one of the rarest gems. Many a boy has been lost in society by allowing it to tarnish his character, and foolishly throw ing it away. If this gem still sbmes in your bosom, suf fer nothing to displace or diminish its luster. Profanity is a mark of low breeding. Show us the man that commands the best respect; an oath never trembles on his tongue. Read the catalogue of crime. Inquire the character of those who depart from vir tue. Without a single exception, you will find them to be profane. Think of this,and don't let a vile word disgrace you. Honesty, franknesn, generosity virtue blessed traits ! Be these yours, my boys, and we shall not fear, lou will claim the re spect and lovs of alL You are watched by your elders. Men who are looking for clerks and apprentices have their eyes on you. If you are profane, vulgar, theatregoing, they will not choose you. If you are upright steady and industrious, before long you will find good places, kind masters and the pros pect of useful life before you. HlQH Heels. Tbe Scientific American. tells its readers, what every physician and student of physiology knows, about the silli ness and harmfulness of wearing high heel ed shoes. When the heel is raised, as is the prevalent custom, the bones of the thigh pelvis and leg, as well as the foot, are thrown into an abnormal position ; and while the bones maintain their plasticity, the effect of such unnatural tension is sure to be perpet uated in the shape of crooked shins, bandy legs, elephantine toe joints, and a cramped, ungainly gait JJOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS. SOOrXASTVS OSKatA TOHIC. raaasKaT bchkbib art diseases ef the Liver, Stomach, aw eiges tiv organs, Hoofland'& German Bitters Is compo 4 ef tie pare juices (or, as tley are. MdieTsairy termed, txtrct.) of KoeSa, Her , Barks, making a prep eatioB,kigry eeaeen trated, and entrrel free freat aleekelie ad saittsre of any khtd. BOOFLANtrS GERMAN TONIC, U m eoeabraatioa of arf the iagredieaf of tne Bit' ters, who the purest quality of Santa Cms Rmm. Orange, Ae , making one of the most pleaeaat and agreeable rested ies ever offered te the public Th ose preferring a Sseoietae free from Xlooaol ie admixtere, will sue JIOOFIUKD'S GERMAN BITTERS. Those who hare no objection to As omktaation of the Brtlera, an stated, will am IIOOFLANtra GERMAN TONIC. They are both equally good, and oostala tbe same medicinal virtaea, the choice between the two beiwg a mere matter of taste, the Toaie being tbe most palatable. Tbe stoiaaeB, from a variety of eaases, sack as Indigestioa, Dyspepsia, Karroos Debility, ete.. is very apt to have its faaetioBS deraaged. The Lrter. sympathising as elosely as itdoes with the Stomach, then be v' comes affected,the resell of which is that the patient suffers from several ot more oi the following diseases ; Constfpstioa, Flatalenee, Inward Piles, tutu ' of Blood to the Head. Acidity ef the Btnmaea, Hansea, Heartburn, Dicgaat for food, Fwlawss orWelgat tbe 6iomaek,Sowr XracletW, Sinking ot fluttering at the Fitof tie Stomach, Swimming of the Head, Harried or DHBoult Breathing, Flattering at tbe Heart, Chefcvag or tinfoeatisg Se,asatJos when ra Lying rooter e, Dimness of VisionJ)oU or Webs Wore the Sight, Doll Pain In tbe Head, Defcieney of Perspira tion. Yellowness of the Skra and lyes, Pan la the Side, Baek.Cbest, Limbs, eteSaddea flossi es of Heat, Barniog In the Flesh, Conetaat im aginings of Etil.and great depression ef Spmts. The sufferer from ihese diseases shoaltl eaereise the greatest caution In the seleetien of remedy fur bis ease, purchasing only tbas which he is as sored from bis ines tigatiows and inqmiries possesses traer merit, U t ekilfafly eompewnd ed, is free from injurious iagredidents, mad has established for itself a repatatioB for the ears of these diseases. la this eonnneetion we would sabmh those well-kncrwa remedies lloojtottd's German mi! tiler I, mud HaoMmmd'm German Tonic, preuarmd by Dr. if. M. Jaeiton, Philadelphia, Pa. Twenty-two years since tbey were flrst tatro dtieed into this country from Germany, during which time they hae aBdoabtedly performed more ceres, and beaeitted en Serins; humanity to a greater extent, than any other remedies known to the public. These remedies will effeetasfly care Liver Com plaint, Jaundice, Dys peVsfa.Chroaie,or Ker eows Debility, Chrea ie Diarrhoea. Disease of tbe Kidneys, and all Diseases arising from a dis ordered Lirer, Stomach, or Intestines. DEBILITY.. Resulting from any cause whatever; prostration of tbe syitem. induced by severe tea, hardships, exposure, fevers, eta. There is no medicine extant equal to those rem edies in such cases. A tone and vlcor isimMrted to the whole system, the appetite is streagthed, food is enjoyed, the stomach digests promptly, the blood is parified, tbe complexion becomes sound and healthy, the yellow tinge is eradicated from the eyes, a bloom is given to tha cheeks, and tha wek and nervous invalid becomes a strong aad healthy being. PERSONS ADVANCED IN LIFE, And feeling the hand of time weighing heavily upon them, with all Its attendant Uls.wUI lad in use oi in is isii.ii.K3, or the TOMC.an alixer that will instil new life into their veins, restore ia a measure the energy and ardor ef more youth ful days, build up their shrunken forms, and give health and happiness to their remaining years. NOTICE. It ia a wall established fact that fully one-half of the female portion of our population are sel dom in the enjoyment of good health ; or, to ase their own expres J-' sion, "never feel well." They are languid, devoid of all energy, extreme ly nervous, and bare no appetite. To this class of persons the B1TTEKS, or the TONIC, is espo oially recommended. WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN Are made strong by the use of either of these remedies. Tbey will care everv case of MARAS MUS, without fail. Thousands of certificates have accumulated ia tbe hands of the proprietor, but space wiH allow of the publication or but a few. Thoee,it will be observed, are men of note and of such standing that they must believed. TESTIMONIALS. Hon. Georgt W. Woodward, Chief JtLUir oj th Supreme Court of Penn'a, wrttet : Philadelphia. March 16, 1387. "I And Hooflsad's German Bitters' is a good tonie, oseful ia diseases of tha diges tive organs, and of great benelt in eases of de bility, and want of nervous action ia tbe system. Yours truly, OEO. W WOODWARD." Hon James Thompson, Jndrt of the Snoreme . c n - ' 4 The penalty for walking on a railroad truiMr in Knrrlanfl ia tn Tiniinria " K&iii one exhibits at the same time a shiDing image of while discussing the numerous fatal acci- tne glorious inn ity. dent8 raUroa(j8. "Pooh!" replied Un- Stupidity. Uow stupid to walk along the street with i umbrella or cane under your arm, the point sticking out for. everybody to run his face into; for three ladies to walk abreast, and move so slowly that persons in a hurry must either go between them or get into the gutter ; to puff and blow, and well-nigh faint upon ascending a stairway, with forty pounds of fashionable cloak on your back ; to go late to church and annoy the minister and congregation by your fussy entrance: to wear a dress four feet too long, and then look daggers if any one steps on it ; to walk for exercise when you need rest: not to know what you want when you go into a dry goods store ; to eat when you're not hungry ; to smother the smell of your unwashed per son in musk or other disagreeable perfumes ; to think that people's opinion of you increas es in proportion to the cost of your clothes; to retuse to sing or play wnen urged : or to bore people to distraction by both singing and playing when not asked. A letter bearing the following superscrip tion waa recently received at the Silver City Postoffice from Iowa : "Augustus Jones, a web-foot scrub, To whom : his letter wants to go. Is chopping cord-wood for his grub in suv cle Jerry, "is that all ? The penalty in this country is death." Flowers teach us we are mortal as they fade so must we. The lesson is daily offered us do we heed it? Evergreens hint of im mortality, because in the dreariest days of winter they are itreen-robed ; yet they too die. The woman who made a pound" of butter from the cream of a joke, and a cheese from the milk of human kindness, has since wash ed the close of a year, and hung em to dry on a bee line. Advertising for a wife is as absurd as get ting measured for an umbrella. "Talk up" to the dear creatures. If you'd marry them. One-half the world was born to marry the other half A Dublin letter writer tells that he heard a newsboy crying through the street: "Eve ning Freeman ! glorious news from Tipper- ary! another landlord shot!" A very irritable man, having been disap pointed in his boots as promised, threatened I to eat the shoemaker, but compromised by I drinking a cobbler. Philadelphia, April 13, 18. "I consider 'Hoofland's German Bitters' mvalm able mediant in ease cf attacks ot Indigestioa or Dyspepsia. I ean certify this from my experi ence of It. Yours, with respect. JAMES THOMPSON. From RrO. Joseph II. Kcuxard, D. D., Faster of the Tenth Baptist Church, Philadelphia. Dr. JaeMsonHoMi Kir; I timwm kj rn....i. ly requested to connect my name with recommen dations ef different kinds of medicines, but re garding the practice aa out of my appropriate sphere, I have in al eases declined; bat with a clear proof ia various instances and particularly in my own family, of the sefulnees ef Dr. Hoofland's German Bitters, I depart for once from my usual eourse, to express ay fall conviction that, or general debility of thi system, and especially for Liver Complaint, it ts a safe ana vwmomi prrparurwon. AO Has easeo tt may fail, bat usually. I doubt not, it will be very ben eficial to those who suffer from the above causes Yours, very respectfully, J. H. KENNASD.8th.bel Coatasst. F,om Rev. E. D. Fendall, Assistant Editor Christian ChronirU, Philadelphia. I have derived decided benefit from the ase of Hooffands German Bitters, aad feel itmv Diivil- ege to recommend them as a most valuable tonic, to all who are suffering from general debility or from diseases arising from derangement of tha liver. Years truly, E. D. FENDALL. CAUTION. Hoofland's German Remedies are counterfeited See that tbe signature of C. M. JACKSON is on tbe wrspper of each bottle. All others are counterfeit Prinei 0 pal Office and Manufac tory at the German Medioine Stored o. 51 AKCH Street, Philadelphia, Pa. CHABLES M. EVANS, Proprietor. Formerly C. M. JACKSON A Co. Hoofland's German Bitters, rev battle, Hoofland's German Bitters, half dosen, 1 i Hoofland's German Tonlo.put np in quart bottles 1 M per bottle, or half dosen for 7 M. JVer City, Idaho." I "feel it my duty to dilate," said a te dious orator. "Better die late tha sever I" shouted a voice in the crowd. ' Do not forret to examine wall tha aittel you bay, in ardor teget the genuine. For sale by A. I. SHAW Agent ClcnraeUP. April 2X, ltfis-ly 1 .