1 jt A BY S. J. ROW. CUEAKFIELD, PA., WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 20. 1869. VOL 15.-N0. 20. Select gectnt. WINTER DAYS. How short snd dark these winter days, Thst come with fU of snow and rain, With winds that roam the antrodden ways And sob at dusk outside the pane. How bleak and lone the bare field lie, That in the purple distance merge ; How cheerless looms the leaden sky Alocg the du'l horixons verge. The barren wools no longer ring With rummer carols of the jay ; The robin plumed hia russet wing, And with the Autumn passed away. Down in the hollow next the glade The scarlet winter-berries gleam. Where, stern and chill, the frost has laid His icy fetters on the stream. Ootside the window where the vice flatgs, shivering, stripped of a!I its leaves, The icicles like daggers shin Down pointing from the jagged eaves. The gray dawn loiters on its way To touch the sombre east with light; Ani. like a timid fawn, tbe day Flics startled at tbe step of night. In feathery flakes the silent snow Falls earthward from the chilly cloud, And wraps the froxen earth below In wintry whiteness like a cloud. But what care we for winter's cold, For rain or snow outside the door, Who in our hearts, like treasure, hold Love's deathless summer warmth in store. SHANNON'S UODEL. Immediately to the the right of the space in the handsome galleries of the Academy of Design, allotted to water colors ; there has been, since the opening night of this annual exhibition, a large vacant space. The fact that the position is oue of the best lighted in the room makes visitors, who are wholly ignorant of the troubles of ''hanging committees," wonder why it is not filled. Some of the invited guests, who were pres ent on the opening night and remembered the scene which occurred in front of the large painting catalogue " No. 123, Venus Rising from the Sea," which hung there for that single evening, may know why it hangs there no longer, and it may be they are aware of the romance connected therewith ; bat few, even of those, can have heard the particulars of the final denouement of this singular family history ; hence I tell it : In the spring of l6o, Mr. Thomas B. Shannon entered my study, and throwing himself on the lounge with a fatigued air, exclaimed : " Well, conirratulate me !" " On what !"' " Work is over, and I am ready at last for my two years holiday." " Your work is about to begin, I suppose you mean." "No, do, I say. It is over I tell you. Oh! you don't know my dear fallow, the drudgery of talking commissions; the settle ment of money matters : the drawing up of terms; tbe closing of bargains with drafts an J cheek, which I can't understand. Paint ing the pictures is nothing. That is the la bor that physics all paiu the labor I de light in. Puiutiug is pleasure." But to be more brief", Shannon explained tl.i; the co uuiisi-ions which he had sought had bern obtained, and he was authorized to Kike- one large equestrian portrait, two lar.-o paintings illustrative of my theological fuMect.s. anl several from sketches of war incidents and Americaa sccucry. Among tii-.:u was one of " Venus Eisiug irofit tbe S-n." i'.ir Mr. Gideon L. Vau Jerwater, of iL eity, a pi-ink-man of culture and wealth, w?" kp.iwn l.y the artists as a liberal patron i'ti a imired by ihem as a sensible and crit ical (.-nnoi.-stur uf the fine arts. The art. t was very wisely instructed in histreat-ni.-titu the rather hackneyed theme; a Ian !- me .-am was named as tbe price of the pi.'fsre. and the privilege of exhibiting H i r- it- delivery to the purchaser was '-o c.aaued aiid granted. h is ii.it fccccoary to narrate at this point t.;c- iuc.i.-:.:s -jf Shannon's two and a half in U.juie, or to notice in detail the rc.-ah labors. Only one of the l'acuents ,. ;:a. re-idenoe, aud only one of t-'ie ptct are pointed by him Lave aught to J (Li- hi-t,.ry. The incident Will be tu'-ui.uafl ;a iis proper place, the picture the ,.ne uric re I by Mr. Vanderwater, ar'l which, a- I have before stated, hung ' !" a siri.-'.- hi.-ht in the Academy of Design, .'k. eai-i'ogueJ "No. 123, Venus rr-jiu the Sea. T. 1J. Shannon." ' j- nuiar.r-iy ijr me, as the narrator of r"-; s-"7 I did not arrive at the Academy li i,c'ft' u 'he oi.enin? niirht of the ex- fci: !:"" -'f 1 until a late hour ia the e 'f-ug. I am compelled to give the facts "! tae ucetirrerice on that evening, from the --"-a-.en-.eatj. made to me bv Mr. Shannon. tee paining arrived from Europe but a Jji - before the evening of the exhibi "on. and wis hung immediately, without p: previously shown to Mr. Vanderwater. ' a. therefore, only after being displayed -r- Vanderwater saw it. He catered the Academy on the evening Jtj -juesti jn, in company with his sister and y.JungoM daughter, his wife and his eld-'-laijhtrr being at this time in Europe. 'Q alter entering the room he descried -Ir- Gannon, and making his way through tie crowd he addressed him and welcomed kim Lome in very warm terms. At the end the conversation Miss Vanderwater tak Mr. Shannon's arm joined with Ler W in becging the anist to guide thetn l-3 the picture in which they were all inter ested either as painter or purchaser. Shan-fi-'a might have consistantly declined in the jnixed crowd present, all of whom could not o w the circumstances of the case, and the Ration of the parties to himself as far as 'be picture was concerned, but having no fcoe modesty, aud caring little for the opin Tt ion of those of the crowd who did not know him, and not fearing that of those who did, he acted as the guide of Mr. Vanderwater and the ladies and escorted them to the picture. - On first looking at the painting there came from Mr. Vanderwater and his fair companions simultaneous cries, not of ad miration but of astonishment. Miss Van derwater dropped the arm of the artist, and convulsively clasped that of her father, pointed nervously to the picture and whis pered in his ear. His sister made similar movements, and hurried exchange of whisp ers was had between the two ladies. Mr. Vanderwater passed his hands before his eyes, re-adjusting his eye-glasses, as if fear ful they had deceived him, aud then, after a few seconds of observation of the picture, he turned full upon Mr. Shannon, who stood slightly in the back ground. A number of the promenaders, attracted by the strange ruannnerof Mr. Vanderwater and the ladies. bad gathered near by.and now observed with evideDt interest, the scene enacted before the picture. At length Mr. Vanderwater spoke, ad dressing himself to Mr. Shannon in curt but still iiupassioned pbra.ses. in which the emo tion he felt was smothered, but concealed. "The face of your Venus is not a coucep tion of your own ?" he asked. Mr. Shannon did not answer. "It is a portrait ?" continued Mr. Van derwater, still interrogative. Still Mr. Shannon did not answer. lie afterwards confessed, to me that he was somewhat surprised by the questions. "Come, sir," continued Mr. Vandetwa ter, "you must answer. Vou had a model for that face and figure ?" " Yes," answered. Shannon. " Tea I had a model." "Who?" "I beg your pardon, Mr. Vanderwater you have no right to ask." "But I do ask ; I will know I have a right." "When you have proved the right I will answer the question." "This is too easily proved, I fear. Here?" he exclaimed, seizing and opening a locket which hung around his daughter's neck; "do you see that? Is that not her por trait" "Good heavens?" exclaimed Shannon, looking at the face in the locket "How came you by this ?" "It is the same then?" "The same? Yes! But how here how came you with it?" "Easily enough, sir. The lady, your mod el, sir, with a sneer and a curl ou bis lip "is uiy wife. Before Shannon could speak, Mr. Van derwater said : "You shall hear from me again." And full of rage, the old man left the room, bearing the ladies on his arms, and endeavoring as as best he could, but with little success, to conceal the emotion and excitement under which he was laboring. Shannon was utterly dumbfounded by the denouement, and I found him on entering the Academy, ten minutes after this occa sion, endeavoring to reconcile the conflicting facts. He at ouce informed me of the inci dent the simultaneous recognition by Mr. Vanderwater, his sister and daughter, of tbe remarkable portrait, the statement of Mr. Vanderwater that the model was his wife, tbe possession by him of a photograph of the lady, and yet the impossibility of her beiug his wife. - lie suddenly turned and said: "Has Mr. Vanderwater been twice mar ried?'' "No." "Then his wife, if the- mother of the young lady I met last evening, s a woman of forty or more." "About forty-two, I should say. She married young." "Then iteaunot be hr. But pshaw! what am I thinking of? Of course she can't be Lis wile, as ' ' lie hesitated, and I asked "why?" "It"s of no consc'iueuce. She is not over nineteen." "Did you explain this?" "I had not time. He left me too ab ruptly." "You cau't, of course, satisfy him that she was not bis wife " "I can at least assure him so, for I never saw Mrs. Van ierwater." "Yet she has been fur a year past in Eu rope last winter in Rome." "Singular.isn'tit? Nevertheless my mod el was not Mrs. Vanderwater." "Who was she?"' "A young Italian girl whom I met en route to Florence ia 1365, when I was going to Rome. She was alone in trouble ev idently flying from some qne, I protected her. and she accompanied me to Rome." "W here you set her up in business as a model, and " "Stop, Harry ! no jokes on that subject, if you please." "I beg pardon, my boy, but " "I can tell you no more than this." "Will that satisfy Vanderwater?" "To tell you the truth, my dear fellow, I don't care whether it does or not- I will ex plain no further." On the following day I saw Mr. Vander water. I was not authorized by Shannon to do so, but I presumed on our friendship though somewhat cooled since his return from Rome, some other friend having won some of bis affection to act m his interest Mr. Vanderwater gave me a warmer wel come, on my announcing my business, than I expected, and at once took me to his library.- "I bad to send you for Mr. Shannoa'a ad dress," he said. I named the hotel. He had usually stop ped at my house ; but on his return he had gone to a quiet hotel in the city, and had declined to make my house his home a? us ual. "Thank you. I would prefer to commu nicate with him through you, if you are in any way authorized to act for him in the matter of our business arrangements." "But I'm not," I answered. "Then, will you act for me? I am desir ous of closing our agreement for this pic ture. I am ready to pay the balance due him, and will make him a liberal allowance in addition to the sum agreed on, if he will renounce the privilege of exhibiting it far ther." "I think that he will consent to the re moval ; bnt he will decline any considera tion for doing so." "Thank you. Will you see him, give hiro this check fiilling it up for the amount you can agree on as right, you acting for me and obtaia his consent to the withdrawal of the picture fro'n the Academy?" I did so. I saw Shannon paid the bal ance closed the account and carried his trans fer of the picture to Mr. Vanderwater. The same day the picture was removed from the Academy, and passed into the hands of Mr Vanderwater. What disposi tion was made of it at the time I do not know. As we left the building, Mr. Vanderwa ter requested me to go with him to his resi dence, as he had a second and more serious communication to make through me to Mr. Shannon. We got into a cross town car, which was passing the Academy at the mo ment, and started for his house. As we were making a short curve in front of the Fifth Avenue Hotel, at Madison Square, I was suddenly roused from some meditations into which I had fallen, by a sharp, nervous grasp on my arm. I turned in my seat It was Vanderwater who had startled me. He was bent in his seal, gaz ing fiercely through the low windows of the car, and pointing to an open carriage which came from lower Fifth Avenue, and was crossing the square going north. In it sat Shannon, and beside him a lady. I recognized Mrs. Vanderwater! Her husband, too, had seen her, but in stead of springing from the car and pursu ing the carriage, which was now passing rapidly through Upper Fifth Avenue, he sat like one in a stupor. He did not speak a word, but sat like a statue in Lis p!ace,and almost as white and cold. When he had reached the street car route nearest his house we got out lie took my arm but showed no other sign of emotion. We walked a block, and turned the corner nearest his house. We were surprised to find a carriage at the door, and the servants removing baggage from it into the house. He quickened his step, drawing me rapidly with him- As he entered tbe gate and was ascending the steps a light scream was heard in the parlors, fol lowed by a cry of "Papa ! papa !" and there came bounding out to meet him, a young girl still in her traveling dress. She threw her arms around his neck. It was his daugh ter the one who had been traveling in Eu rope with her mother. She smothered him with kisses, and he carried her, half faint ing with joy, and amidst convulsive sobs, in to the parlor, whither I followed. Miss Van derwater was there, and seeing my natural embarrassment, she came up to me and told me the particulars of her sis-er'sr unexpect ed arrival. Her statement was interrupted by her father, who started up aud aked, wildly : "And your mother whete is she?" "She remains in Europe," she answered. "Oh! papa" "Europe! are you sure?" "Yes, you but let me tell you all about it Oh, papa ! do you know ma thinks she has found Nellie?" "Found Nellie!" exclaimed the father. "Oh, it is so strange ! When we were in Rome early this year, the Consul told ma of a lady who had lately been privately married to a friend of his, and who strangely resem bled her ; and tbe likeness was so remark able that the Consul afterwards frequently referred to it. Oue day he brought us her photograph ; he told us that the lady and her husband had left Rome for Paris, and that he supposed there was no harm in showing us the photograph as confirmation of what he had said about the likeness. When he gave the photograph to mama, she just glanced at it and tainted away." Mr. Vaaderwater stared at his daughter in amazement When she came to, which was in a few moments, she said to me, " It is your sister dear, I feel It is my lost baby." The Consul did not know what it all meant and I was too much agitated to tell hi:u. When ma was sufficiently calmed she told him the story of how Nellie had been lost in Paris, fifteen years before, and how all search for her had been vain. He at once became in terested in the case, and set persons to work to trace up the gentleman and his wife. He said the gentleman had strong reasons for wishing the marriage a secret that he wish ed to conceal Nellie's antecedents. Oh,pa- pa, she has been a model for one of the ar tists in Rome" and a-nidst her sobs the agitated young girl went on to explain that the Consul and Mrs. Vanderwater were in Paris endeavoring to trace the couple whose names he could not divulge ; while she, 'he daughter had been hurried home to inform her father of the discovery. Instantly the truth flashed upon both our minds tbe father's and mine. "Quick, quick!" he said to me, "You can catch them in the coach. Bring them here immediately." j I needed no bidding. I sprang into the coach from which Miss Vanderwater' s bag gage had by this time been removed, and af ter a few words of direction to the driver, I was soon whirling through the avenue in the direction of Central Park. It was ouly after passing as rapidly as the rules permit ted through the lower part of the park, that I descried Shannon's carriage in the dis tance, near the Croton Reservoir, beyond the Ramble, I ordered the coachman to drive up to it and hailing Shannon, I sprang out of my coach and went up to his. The lady drew her veil more closely about her face, and Shannon, rising in his seat, en deavored to interpose his body between her and me. "Shannon, I know all," I said. "Know all? what can you mean, my friend?" "Let me talk to you in quiet, you and your wife," I said. He sat down again sank back, as it were, in his seat I sprang into his coach, and ordered his driver to turn back. Shannon made no resistance ; the lady simply gras ped bis arm aud asked what it all meant "I hardly know.my dear," he said; "but there is no reason to bea'armed, I confess," he added, turning to me and smiling, "I am somewhat astouijhed." 1 explained in a few words, so that the ady might understand as well as he, and wound up by telling him the suspicion of Mr. Vanderwater and myself that this was bis lost Nellie. On tbe Way to Vanderwater's, Nellie told her history as far as she herself knew it Her early life had been spent roaming about Europe ; her parents, those she had known as such, were itinerent organ grinders, who roamed about France, Germany and En gland. When she was ten years old, they left her with a wine-grower hi Italy, and she had labored in the vineyard. Subsequently when older, she had fled from the harsh treatment which she btd endured in the vine-grower's family, and in her flight she had encountered Shannon. He had taken her to Rome, educated her, and eventually had married her. I shall not attempt to describe the scene when we entered the house. It is impossi ble to paint such painfully pathetic scenes without in some way detracting from their pathos and beauty. Tb : reader's imagina tion can supply a better description. The remarkable likeness was not the only proof of the relationship which was fina!!y adduced. There was found in Mrs. Shan non's possession a locket marked N. V., and containing a portrait of Mrs. Vanderwater at twenty, which proved a perfect picture of Nellie at her present age. The relationship was satisfactorily proved : Mrs. Vanderwater was summoned from Paris by telegraph, and those curious for proof of the truth of this strange statement will find her name in the first of the -arrivals by the Helvetia on the 27th of June. It is unnecessary, of course, to pursue this denouement further p tbe reader must intui tively know that painting, painter and mod el have become domiciled in the house of their owner and father. Oca Pilgrimage. We are passing to ward final rest ourselves. Do not regret it if the eyes grow dim. You will see better by and by. If the ear is growing heavy, do not be sorry. If your youth is passing, and your beauty fading, do not mourn. If your hand trembles, and your foot is unsteady. with age, be not depressed in spirit With every impediment, with every sign of the taking down of this tabernacle, remember that is the striking tho tent that the march may begin, and that when next you pitch your tabernacle it shall be on an undisturbed shore, and that there, with eyes unwet with tears, through an atmosphere undimmed by clouds, and before a God unveiled and nev er to be wrapped in darkness any more that there, looking back upon this world of ignorance and suffering and trouble, and up on the hardships of the way you will with full and discerning reason, lift up your voice and give thanks to God, and say "There was not one sorrow too piercing." And you will thank God, in that land, for the very things that wrins tears from your eyes in this. Look then, to that better land, out of all the trouble of the way, sigh for it, pray for it, prepare for it, and enter into it. A quaint writer compares a certain class of professors of religion to sheet-iron stoves heated by shavings. When there is a little revival in the church, they all at once flame up and become very hot and zealous, but they cool off as suddenly as they became heated. If such people, he says, had not souls of their own to be saved, they would not be worth taking into the church. A clergyman having preached during Lent in a small town, in which he had not once been invited to dinner,said, in a certain ser mon exhorting his parishoners against be ing seduced by the ptevai ling vices of the age, "I have preached against every vice but luxurious living, having had no oppor tunity of observing to what extent it is car ried on in this town !" A countryman went into a drug store a few days since, and asked to be served with two pounds of opium. So large a quantity excited the suspicion of the druggist, and he inquired what it was to be used for. The verdant replied, to stop cracks in bis cart wheels. He was advi-cd to get some oakum. A shoemaker was the other dav fittinz a customer with a pair of boots, when tbe Duver observed that be had but one obiee- tion to them, which was that the soles were a little too thick. "If that is all," replied the maker, "put ou the boots, and the ob jection will gradually wear away." "Wait. Wait a moment, yountj man, before you throw that money down at the bar and de mand a glass of brandy and water. Ask yourself if twenty-five cents cannot be better invested in something else. Put it back in your pocket, and give it to the little cripple who sells matches on the Corner. Take my word for it, you will not be sorry. Wait, madam think twice before you de cide on that hundred dollar shawl. A hun dred dollars is a great deal of money ; one dollar is a great deal, when people once con sider the amount of good it will accomplish, in careful hands. Your husbands business is uncertain ; there is a financial crisis close at hand. Who knows what that hundred dollars may be to you yet? Wait, sir, before you buy that gaudy am ethyst breastpin you are surveying so earn estly through the jeweler's plate glass win dows. Keep your money for another piece of jewelry a plain gold wedding-ring made to fit a rosy finger you wot of. A shkt neat ly ironed and stockings darned like lace work are better than gilt brooches and flaming amethysts. You can't afford to marry? Wait aud think the matter over. Wait, mother, bt fore you speak harshly to tbe little chubby rogue who has torn his apron and soiled his white Marseiilas jacket He is only a child, and 'mother' is the sweet est word in all the world to him. .Needle and thread and soapsuds will repair all dam ages; but if you once teach him to shriuk from his mother, and hide away his childish faults, that damage cannot be repaired. Wait husband, before rout worrder audi bly why your wife don't get along with fam ily cares and household responsibilities "as your mother did." She is doing her best and no woman can endure that best to be slighted. Remember the nights f he set up with the little babe that died ; remember the love and care she bestowed on you when yon had that long fit of illness. Do you think she is made of cast-iron? Wait wait with silence and forbearance, and the light, will come back to her eyes, tbe old light of old days. Wait, wife, before you speak so reproach fully to your husband when he comes home late, aud weary and "out of sorts." He has worked for you ail day long ; he has wrestled, hand in band, with Care, and Sel fishness, and Greed, and all the deuxrns that follow in the train of moirey-making. Let home be another -atmosphere entirely ; let hitu feel that there is one place in the world where he C3U Cud peace and quiet, and per fect love. Wait, bright young girls, before you" arch your pretty eyes, and whisper "old maid" as the quiet figure steals by, with silver in its hair and crow's feet around the eyes. It is hard enough to lose life's gladness and elasticity it is hard enough to see youth drifting away, without adding to the bitter cup one drop of scorn ! You do not know what she has endured ; you never can know until exf erience teaches you ; so wait before you sneer at the Old Maid. Wait, sir, before you add a billiard room to your house, and buy the fast horse that Black and White and all .the rest of "the fellows" covet. Wait, and think whether you can afford it whether your outstanding bills are all paid and your liabilities fully met, and all the chances and changes of life duly provided for. Wait and ask yourself how you would like, ten years from now, to see your fair wife struggling with poverty, your children shabby and want stricken, and your self a miserable hanger-on round coi ner gro ceries and one-horse gambling saloons. You think that is impossible ; do you re member what Hall said to the seer of old: "Is thy servant a dog, that he should do this thing?" Wait, merchant, before you tell the pale faced youth from tho country "that you can do nothing for him." You can do something for hiui ; you can give him a word of encour agement a word of advice. There was a time once when you were young, and poor, and friendless ! Have you forgotten it al ready ? Wait, blue-eyed lassie, wait a while before you say "yes" to the dashing young fellow who says he can't live without you. Wait until you have ascertained "for sure and for certain," as the children say, that the cigar, the wine bottle, and tbe card table are not to be your rivals in his heart ; a little delay won't hurt him, whatever be may sayjust see if it will. And wait, ray friend, with the brown moustache ; don't commit yourself to Laura Matilda until you are sure she will be kind to your old mother, gentle with your little sisters, and a true, loving wife to you, instead of a mere puppet who lives on the breath of fashion and excitement As a general thing, people are in too great a hurry in this world ; we say wait, Wait! One of the most important items in the cost of a newspaper is the paper itself. Many newspapers do not obtain from their subscribers the price of the white paper alone. The entire expenses must be cover ed by the receipts from tbe advertising. A school ma'am has adopted a new and novel mode of punishment. If the boys disobey her rules, she stands them on their heads, and pours water down their trowser legs. She must be a temperance woman. An Irish waiter at a hotel, ordered by a weary traveler to bring a larger boot jack than tbe one in the house, advised tbe broad footed guest to further and use the fork in the road just beyond. "What brought you to prison, my colored friend? ' "Two constables, sah." "Yes; but I mean had iutempeaance any thing to do with it?" "Yes, sah ; dey was bofe of em drunk." Cling Close t tie Sockv v A long train of cars, fourteen or fifteen, were recently . passing over the Allegheny mountains, on their way eastward. They were crowded whh passengers. As the Iron horse snorted and rushed on, they began to" descend, and needed no power but the in visible power of gravitation to send them down with terrific swiftness. Just as the passengers began to realize their situation, they came to ashortcuivecutout of the sol id rock, a wall of rock lying on each side. Suddenly the sfearn whistle screamed as if in agony. "Put on tbo brakes," bat with no apparent slackening of the cars. Every window flew open, andevery head thatcould be was thrust out to see what the danger was, andevery one rose up in their places, fearing sudden destruction. What was the trouble? Just as the engine bepan to turn in the curve the engineer saw a little girl and her baby brother playinc on the track. In a moment the cars wou'.d be upn them. The shriek of the whistle startled the little girl, and every oue looking over could see them. Close to the traek in tbe upright rock was a little niche, out of which a piece of rock had been blasted. In an iostarrt the baby was thrust into this niche, and as the cars came thundering by the passengers, holding their breath, beard the clear voice of the lit tle sister, on the other side of the cars, ring out "Cling close to the rock, Johnny, cling close to the rock !" And the little creature snuggled in, and put bis head as close to the rock as possible, while the heavy cars whir led past him. And many were the moist eyes that gazed, and a silent thanksgiving went up to heaven. Indiana Mcsenger The Church Union, of New York, has the following, which will sfike afl who read it as being true. Editing a paper Ls a pleasant business. If it contains too much reading matter people won't take it If the type is too large, it dou't contain enough reading matter. If the type is too small, j-sople won't read it If we publish telegra'ph rsports, people say they are ail lies. If e omit them, tley say we are fossils. If we publish original matter, they con demn ua for not giving selections. If we publish selections, they say we are lazy for not writing more, aod giviax them what they have not read in soroe other pa pers. If we give a man a compliuien'tary notice, then we are censured as being partial. If we remain in the office and attend to business, folks say we are too proud to min gle with other feSows. If we do not, they say we never attend to business. If we publish poetry, we effect sentimen talism. If we do not, we have no literary polish or taste. If we do not pay bills promptly, folks say we are not to be trusted. If we pay promptly, they say we stole tbe money. Nasby is going toeruigrate from tbeCorn ers to New York, where tbe Democracy have afoDtiag not likely to be disturbed. He an -nounees his programme as follows: The only thing that stands iu the way nv my acquirin politikle inflooence in Noo York is the lack of sufTL-hent capita! to start a grosery with. If I kin get that capital I shel start it on a corner, if possible. I shel get control of ten votes, wich byjoo dishus repeatin kin be made to count fifty. Then I hev suthin positive. Vi;h these votes back uv me I kin insist upon a share with money I kin get more votes with more votes more money, and with money I kin buy tosi.-hun. In'Noo York tbe star- tin pint is a few votes, and votes is got by whiskey. My pint is to get control uv a trifle more whiskey than I caa consoom my self. I shel in time go to Congris; I shel have control co clean streets; I shel fur nish armories with black walnut, silver mounted racks, and I may possibly hev ten or twenty years on the new Court house. Uv course when I go to Noo York I shel change my name to MeNusby, add my first name to MichaeL A Ge.vtle Rebuke. A lady, riding in a car on the New York Central Railroad, was disturbed in her reading by the conversa tion of two gentlemen" occupying the seat be fore her. One of them seemed to be a stu dent of some college, on his way home for vacation. He used so much profane lan guage, greatly to the annoyance of the lady. She thought she would rebuke him, and on begging pardon for interrupting them, asked tbe young student if he had studied tbe lan guages. "Yes, madam, I have mastered the lan guagen quite welL" "Do you read and speak Hebrew." "Quite fluently." "Will you be so kind as to do me a small favor." With the greatest pleasure, madam. I am at your service." "Will you be so kind as to do your swear ing in Hebrew?" We may suppose the lady was not annov- ed any more by the ungentleinanly language of this would be gentleman. 'Too say that you know a horse from a jackass when you see them?" asked a coun sel of a rather dull look in? witness. "Oh, ye-as just so," drawled out the intended victim, gnzing ioteutly at his legal torment- . , . . , T. 1 or, "i know tne difference, ana x a neter take you for a hoss." ttOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS- AND HOOFLAXD'S GERMAN TONIC. TBI eKSAT EED! For mil diaeaaea of tho Liror. Stomach, or digs? trro organs. Iioofland's German. Bitters la composed of tbo pnro jnice (or, aa they aro medicinally termed. txirartt) of Roota. Herba.and Birj, making a prep aration.hifhly concen trated, and entirely fre froia alcohoSe ad mixture uf any kind. HOOF LAND 'S GERMAN TONIC, It a combination of all the ingredients f ta Sit ter, with the purest quality of Santa Crux Rum, Orarge. le . making one of the moat pleasant and agreeable remedies twar offered te the public. Those preferring a Medicfae free from Alcohol ic admixture, wrff uie UOOFLANb S GERMAN SITTERS. Those who hare no objection to the combination of the Bitters, ai stated, will he HOOFLA MD'S GERMAN TONW. Tbey are both equally good. and. eoafarn the same medicinal virtues, tbe en oice between the two being a mere matter uf taste, the Tonio being tbe ino&l palatable. The stomach, from a variety of eaoses, inch a' Indigestion, byspepsia. Nervous lability, etc.. is very apt to have its functions deranged. The I.iver. sympathizing at closely as rt does with the Mouiach, thea be comes affected the resnlt of which is that the patient suffers from severo or more of the following diseases: Constipntion, Flatulence, Inward J'hei, Fulness of Blood to the Head, .tiid'it of the Stomach, Nausea. Heartburn, Dirguat for Food, Fulness or Weight in the Stomach, Soar Eructations, Sinking or Flattering at the Pit of the Stoniaag, Swimming of the Head, Harried ef Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at tbe Heart. Choking or r-uffucatrng Sensations when 1 a hjng Fosrure, Dimness of Vision. Dots or Webs before tie Pfght, Dull Paria in tbe Bead, Deficiency ef Perspira tion. Yellowness of the Skin and Eyes, Pain is the Side, Baca, Chest, Limbs, etc. udden flash-' es of Heat, Bamiog in the FVeh , Constant ran aginings of Err!, and great depression of Spirits. The sufferer from :hese disessessboetd exercise the greatest caution ia the selection of a remedy for bis case, purchasing only twrt wkiea he is as sured front his hires ligations and1 tnqair"iea possesses troe Merit, ia skilfully compound ed, is free from injurious ingredidenta, and baa established for itself a reputation for the cure of these diseaaea. In thia eonnnection we would submit those well-known tessedie IlooJtaitJ't German Butert,mkJ jiooAanJ'm Oermuut Tonic, prepared iff Dr. C. M, Jaciton, PhUadetpkut, Pa. Twenty-two year since they were (rat intro duced into this country from Germany, duriar which time tbey hare oatfotrolejry psrformed more cures, and benefitted suffering humanity so a greater extent, than any other remedies known to the public. These remedies will effectually ease LWes Cenr plaint. Jaundice. Dys pBsfct.ChOBie,OT Ses row Dewilcry, -Ckre ic biarrbeaa, Disease ef the Kidavys. smd all Diseases arising from a din ordered Liter, Stomach, or Intestines. DEBILITY. Kesnltfng frm any cawse whaferer,' prostnrtfe of the syitem. induced by serere labor, hardships, exposure, fevers, ete. There is no medicine extant equal to these teas edies in seen eases. A tone and rigor is ins parted to the whole system, the appetite Is strengtked, food is enjoyed. the stomach digests promptly .the blood is purified, tbe eoseplexius becomes soond and bealtby. the yellow tinge is eradicated from (be eyes, a bloom is giren to the eheeks, and tho we-i It and nerrous inralid becomes strong and healthy being. PERSONS ADVANCED IN LIFE, And feeling the hand of time weighing httify upon them, with all lu attendant ills. will find in tbe use of this BITTERS, or the TONIC, an olixer that will instil new life into their reins, restore in a meastrre the energy and ardor of mura youth ful days, build up their shrunken forms, and giro h.alta and happiness to their remaining year. NOTICE. It f j a well established fact that fully onsbarf of the female portion of our population are sel dom in tha enjoyment of good health ; or. to use their own expres -t-1 sion. "nererfee! well." They are languid, deroid of all energy, eatresae ly nerrous. and bare no appetite. To this class of persons tbe BITTEKS, or the TOJ.'IC,is ospa cially recommended. WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN Are made strong by the use of either of thee remedies. They will cure erery case of MARAS MUS, without fail. Thousands of certificates hare accumulated !a the bands of tbe proprietor, but space will allow of tbe publication of bnt a few. Those, it will bo observed, are men of note and of nth standing that they must believed. TES TIMONIALS. Ho. Grarge W. Woodvnrd, Ckif Jtistfft iht Suprtmt Court of Prnn'a, trntes : Philadelphia. March 18, 187. "I find 'Hoofiand's . Uerman Bitters' ia a good tonic, useful in diseases of tbe diges tive organs, and of great benefit in eases of do bilitr, and want of nerrous action in tbe srstem. "Vours truly, GEO. W WOODWAKI'." Han Jamrj Ttomfon, Judgt of tl.4 Supremo Court of Pruusylvania: Philadelphia, April 23. 186. "I conider-IIoofland's Uerman Bitters' oval alir miirine in cae if attacks ot Indigestion or Dyspepsia. I can certify this from my experi ence of it. Yours, with respect. JAMES THOMPSON. From Rrv. Joseph. H. Kmnrd, D. D Pastor of the t ruth Baptixt Church, Philadelphia. Dr. JarX-son Dear Sir: I haro been frequent ly requested to connect my nam with recommen dations ef different kinds of medicines, bat re garding tbe practice as out of my appropriate sphere, I hare in all . cafes declined; but with a clear proof In rarioua instances and particularly in my own family, of the usefulness ef Dr. Hoofiand'a Uerman Bitten. I depart for once from my usual eourae, to expreaa my full eon fiction that, for general deitlitti of ths system, and eJpfo'aUf for Lieer Complaint, it ss a safe and Valuable preparation. In some ease it may fail, bnt usually. I doubt not, it will bo very ben eficial to those who suffer from tho abere onuses Yours, rery respectfully, J.li.KE5NARD.8th,beI Coateaet. F, am Rrv. E. D. Frndall. Assistant Editor Christian Chronirle, Philadelphia. I hare derired decided benefit from tho use of Hoofiands Uerman Bitters, and feel it my piiril ego to recommend them as a most saleable tonio, to all who are suffering from general debility or from diseeses arising from derangement of tho Jirer. Yours truly, E. D. FESDALL. CAUTION. Hoofiand's German Remedies ere counterfeited rSeo that theanignitrure of C. M JACKSON ia oa tbo wrapper or oaen " r counterfeit Prinei J-' pal OfiSeesnd Manufac tory at tbe German Medicine Store Jo. 631 AB.CH Street, Philadelphia: Ps. CHARLES 31. EVANS. Proprietor. Formerly C. X. JAORSOH Co. Hoofiand's Uerman Bitters, ror bottle, II M Hoofiand's German Bitters, half dosea, Hoofiand's Uerman Tonie put up in quart bottles SI 50 per bottle, or half dosen for 7 M. tf Do not forget to examine well tha artial yon buy, in ordei to get the genuine. For aale by A. I. SHAW Agent Cleartelel Ps, April tt, ISos-ly