BY S. J. ROW. elect goctnj. HEAVENWARD BOUND. Time is rushing in hi chariot, Rapidly b wheel go round ; Though they cast no dust behind them. Though they leave no rumbling sound : Silently they bear us onward. Sooo our journey will be o'er ; Soon the friends with whom we mingle We shall see and hear no more ; Soon our feet shall press the meadows. Of the vast eternal shore. flying months and year remind us Of the world we're passing to; Let as leave good deeds behind us, In the world we're passing throigh; Which tha'l be the seeds of kindness Watered by celestial dew ; And shall bear good fruit for others Fruits of joy and peace and love. Tears long after we are singing In the immortal land above. Men are born, and men are dying; Thousands come ; not one can stay ; Tiir-e is swift, his wheels are flying, Never ceasing, night nor day. For the laughter, nor the crying Of the stricken or the gay ; Cru.-bing down the God-defying Tbey who laugh at Death's delay ; And frem sorrow, sin and sighing Bearing gentle souls away. Plans and schemes of men and nations. Hearts and homes and bom est tad tree; Granite walls and Art's creations, All the eye delights to see. All the ear de'ights in hearing. Crumble, tumble, fell and fade ; Oh! we need a world more cheering, Free from graves and cypress shade ; Thank; to God ! that world we're nenring, In eternal sapphires laid. What a Scotchman Saw in America. David Maerop, a Scottish writer, who re cent!y visited thii country, and apparently enjoyed unusual facilities fur studying the character and life of the people, has pullih elsotiie notes of travel, under the title of 'iLiw ihinf are in America." The follow i ii; exoerpt emlto dies his impressions of the choicest part of the nation its beauty and y jii'h. The American ladies, say he,ajree aMy disappointed me. They are by no in -ans the dry, hard, angular, disagreeably iadenendei-t, strung minded women they are often described. Here and there no doubt ymi find a few of this stamp. Traveling over th. country you occasionally encounter a lady who leerures, or preaches, or edits a Dl's aper, or fills a professional chair, or his a regular practise as a physician. But the c:i.-.'s are few and t.ir between run' nottts in rj'trtjite vttsto. And they are very utten. as a Scotch doctor in Massachusetts described them, "stickil women." But A nii'rican females as :rrule are just as gentle, a kin I, as lovely, as agreeable, ami as affec tionate as our own. Their loveliness is ot a tlif.-rent type paler and niore ethereal. A beautiful (.'utiadhiii or Auieri an girl comes iii art r the popular idea of angel than any b ing 1 ever beheld out of dreamland. I'akt fi atures, of exquisite symmetry, a delicately pare complexion, eyes radiant with intelii g'-nce, a light, graceful, ufteu fragile form this is the vision of loveliness that meets the eye in almost every American drawing room. I never saw during all my life before w many fairy forms, which it would have virpriscd me less to see shooting out wings an! float up into the empyrean. American girls, however, are generally too mi thin. Every other face suggests dt-licacy and dyspepsia, and one does not I'-ke t think of angels as dyspeptic. The Anip!vati -irls. I think, are nervous about ti.o;r '.hinw-s. and anxious to get stouter.f ir are constantly having themselves wei,:hf.l. and every ounce of increase is hail ' 1 with d-liht, and talked about with the ibm dreadful plainness of speech. I asked oae K-an;i!:i! ('i)tinccticut girl whom I met ta Pcnn-'..:iuia, how she liked the change. U, iiiiiin'-i-t ly !'' she said ; "I have eain 'ieiitlirecn poauds in flesh since last April." Ti.o wjs not a vulgar girl. On the con she was educated and refined, and 'i. i jr-il-ally have been shocked at some MLKs.-imi., that are not considered indelicate her?. s:;:: it s iuri lvery odd to a stranger. Every kuows her weight to within an ounce, is n-ady to give it at a moment's uotice. "sVeuis t,. !.. "eais to be a subi -ct of universal interest. s'neof the first thing done with a baby L-n u I..-.. ;.. . l . . . : ..r to is uj nurrv it iuio i'u ui a;: La r ve its weteht duly registered. '"i.t:!,u. s f j be weighed at short intervals a tlii.ji-h ;L, childhood, aud on to the time -'a the .u--stion becomes one of personal ii:cre-t, and jt is ld enough to weigh itself. j '"r 3 word about the children. The !lrrn! As I write the word, how the fc'.it n i-iiis to burst around uie how n-any tt.,.t v;co9 j.tart rrom tjie si'cl)Ce 0f J" Hi ry, a;i. gii tle a;r witlj melody ard (ihtt r! How many bright and beautiful tar, tar away, gather round me once a;n! It' I could picture forth some of iiiHu otus with whom the happiest of my h it.py hours in America were spent ' fou-d roproduce the fun, the romping, U,e ";,;' "n the carpet, the hundred little lc';ovtit delights we shared in common, my r"li"r would see that after ail that has been r;:. en about American precocity, the chil dren th-re are children still in most points JUJil like ur own the joy and the sunlight &f every Lome. One thins that astonished me was the food Pfen to the children. It seems to be the io America to let the children have a are of everything on the table. I remem r fitting beside one little boy of four who UJ soup, a slice 0f fowi witn dressing, a t potato, a plate of rudding,anda bunch , fipe. He was a very small boy, and to get the blice of fowl cut for him by his aunt. A lady in Washington, speaking of her own little boy of two years old, said, "He cannot go to bed without his piece of turkey. He must have it?" Fancy this in Scotland! At Clifion House, Niagara, the hotel on the Canada side, a family party sat down at one of the bieakfast tables.- One of the party was a beautifully dressed child of between two and three years of age, who was waited upon by a tall negro. The first thing this small gentleman had was a cup of milk and biscuit. Then he had two eggs beat up in a slice of Johnny cake (a cake made of Indian meal and eggs.) lie sup ped very little of the egg, and then called for fish. After fish he had beef, and after the beef steak, bacon and biscuit. What more he might have needed was left uncer tain, by reason of his spilling the remainder of the beat eggs over his own and his moth er's dress, which caused him to be carried away from the table in a state of humilia tion. American children are undoubtedly pre cocious, I think this peculiarity, though partly owing to the quickening effect of cli mate, is due to some extent,to the American practice of bringing children to the table from their infancy. A New England lady, who boasted of eleven children, (a very rare thing in New England,) told me that every oue of them had been brought to the table at seven months old, and at thiiteen months could handle their forks as neatly as she could ! Brought to the table so soon, and hearing all that goes on, they begin at a pre ternaturally early age to take an interest in general affairs, and to acquire the ideas and language of grown people. An old doctor of divinity in Canada, said that, calling one day at a friend's house, a little girl was sent in to amuse hbn till her mamma was ready. The child told him, among other things, that she hud been writing a parody on Kingsley's song of the ''Three Fishers;" but, when drying it at the open fire, it dropped from her hand and was burned. ''Burned !" exclaimed the doctor; "if I had been the fire I should have stopped till you had got it out again !" ''O, no. d ictor," said the child, gravely, "you couldn't have done that. Nature.you know, is nature. and her laws are inviolable." It nearly knocked the doctor off Lis chair. I remember one day at dinner this wa in the taie of New York being amused at the exquisite combination of epicurean ism and forethought on the part of a little boy of nine. '"Mother," said he, "give me only a little of the mince pie, as I shall want to taste the pudding." The children's re t arks on political sub jects tickled me most, for the reason, per haps, that I have so rarely heard anything of the sort from children at home. A small boy of eight will stand up to you and s-iy, "What do you think, sir, of the state of the conntry ?" I re nember being amused, beyond expres sion, at one little boy in Brooklyn, who,du ri'iji the time of the impeachment trial, began one '.-veiling at supper, to upbraid his father for having supported Andrew Johnson. In one of my former papers I spoke of a little Canadian girl, who, in the midst of a conversation on politics.tbrew in her opinion that Canada should have had Maine and part of New Hampshire. A case suggested by its similarity occurred in Boston, where a little girl, not much higher than my knee, with whom I was playing a game on thecar pet, asked me, with a serious countenance, what effect I thought the acquisition of Russian America would have on Great Brit ain? I laughed, the question was so odd; but, on seeing the little eyes look up into my face in mute surprise. I recovered myself as suddenly as possible, and endeavored to put matters right by saying that the thing might possibly lead to some snowballing between the two nations. But the little p-ditician in petticoats evidently thought this was trifling with a grave subject., and said no more. There is one unpleasant leature in Amer ican precocity it tends much more frequent ly than here to pertness, and utter want of reverence for parents. "1'apa, don't be foolish," I heard one little girl say, when her papa was attempting to describe how some comical Frenchman had spoken at a public meeting. You will hear a child say to the parent, "You get away," or "Don't trouble me just now." The parent never seemed to uie to feel this as a Scotch parent would. I remember an indulgent father bringing in a bunch of grapes for his little boy. "Come, you are a good fellow after all," said the child cheerfully. The parent seemed to me rather gratified at so kind a recognition on the part of his son. I remember another brave little fellow of four years old, who sat near me at dinner on a tall, slim nursery chair, wiping his mouth after the first course, and saying, "Give me some of that tart, mamma, and ring the bell for Emma ; I want some fresh water." This is only one case out of many that help to explain wh t a new England lady meant when she said, "I am learning to be a docile parent!" "Parents, obey your chil dren in all things," is the new idea. It is not, after all, so great a stretch I o anticipate, as somebody suggests, that we shall by and by see on the sienboard of some American store "John Smith & Father." Another incident occurs to me in connec tion with the same little fellow who directed his mother to ring the bell. One day.when dinner was over, his mamma said to him "Wipe your mouth, darling." Precocity looked gravely at her. "Say please." He then wiped his lips solemnly, as if an important moral lesson bad been given, and requested to be lifted from bis chair. Let it not be supposed, however, that CLEARFIELD, American childten are rude, or ill-behaved. On the contrary, they struck me as more polite, more considerate, more orderly, as a general rule, than our own ; but they need to be dealt with in a different way. You must treat with them as persons who have a will of their own, and a right to exercise it. You must appeal to their reason and good sense. If you appeal merely to your own authority, you are apt to get a pert answer. "Remember who you are talking to, sir?" said an indignant parent to a fractious boy ; "I am your fathe', sir." "Well, who's to blame for that?" said young impertinence; "'Taint uie." One little boy to whom I have already re ferred, was making himself very disagreea ble on one occasion when his mother had him with her on a visit to some friends. She took him to the bed room and told him if he did not behave himself she would shut him up in the closet. "You can't. There ain't a closet here," said the child triumphantly. "I'll put you into that wardrobe, then." "No you won't." "I will." "You try it." She took him instantly, put him in, and turned the lock. Thereupon Young America began to kick up a tremendous noise inside, battering the doors of the wardrobe as if he would have knocked them off their hinges. His mother, fearful that he would do mischief either to himself or to the furniture, and remember ing that the house was not hers, took him out and said, in great distress, "O, George, I don't know what to do with you !" "Don't you?" said he, looking up into her face. "No, indeed, I don't." "Then," said he, "if that is so. I'll be have," which he accordingly did, marching. into the other room with her, and conduct ing himself for the rest of the evening like a little gentlemaii. She had capitulated given up the struggle for authority. He was now behavingon his own responsibility. A gentleman in Northampton, with whom I spent a very delightful week, and who be longs to one of the old Puritan families, told me that for several years he had tried whip ping with his boy, but found it ineffectual. On one occasion the boy was caught in an oft-repeated fault. His father took him to his room, upraided him for his disobedience, reminded him (which was probably unnec essary) that he had several times been obliged to apply the rod of correction, that it seemed as yet to have been in vain, that he was much disheartened, and was at a los.s what to d' with hinl. A blight thought oe curred to the ho.-. "Father," sai l he. "sup pose you pray." The father was a good man. and cmiU not refuse to do this. But having a suspi. ion that the bov had suggested this in otdtr to eseaoe punishment. he prayed for the young reprobate first. and whipped him afterward. He told me, however, that he had never been able to make anything of the boy till he gave up flogging ami appealed to the boy's sense of what was right and proper. The precocity of American children and the deiuicratic ideas that pervade society, and filter down even into the minds of the youngest, account, probably, fur three facts first, that American parents, guardians, and teachers, do not expect the same rev erence and unquestionable obedience that is looked for and inculcated here; second, that the children there will not be governed 1 y mere authority and force; and third, that happily, as a counterpoise, they become at an exceedingly early age amenable to reason. A Strange Discovf.ky. A queer exhu mation was made in (lie Strip Vein Coal Bank of Capt. Lacy, IIammondsviie,Ohio, one day last week. Mr. James Parson and his two sons were engaged in making the batik, when a huge mas-of coil fell down, disclosing a large smooth slate wall, upon the surface of which weie found, carved in bold relief, several lines of hieroglyphics. Crowds have visited the place since the dis covery, and many "good scholars have tried to disciph ,r the characters, hut all in vain. Nobody has been able to tell in what ton. ue the words are written. How came the mys terious writing in the bowels ot the eaith, where rrobably no human eye has ever pen etrated? By whom and when was it writ ten ? There are several lines, about three inches apart.the first line containing twenty five words. Attempts have been made to remove the slate wall and bring it out, but upon tat ping the wall it gave forth a sound that would indicate the existence of a hol low chamber beyond, and the characters would be destroyed in attempting to remove it. At last accounts. Dr. Hartshorn, of Mt Union College, had been sent for to exam ine the writing. Wrlhetlle (Ohio) Union What the Heart is. Somebody says, the heart is like a plant in the tropics, which all the year round is bearing flowers, and ripening seeds and letting them fly. It is shaking off memories and propping associa tions. The joys of last year are ripe seeds that will come up in joy again next year. Thus the heart is planting seeds in every nook and corner; and a wind which serves to prostrate a plant is only a sower coming forth to sow its seeds, planting som of them in rock crevices, some bv river courses, some among mossy stones, some by warm hedges, and some in gardens and open fields. So it is with our experiences of life that sway and bow us either with joy or sorrow. A Mississippi editor said of his local can didate before the election: "He is as fine a fellow as ever lilted a hat to a lady, or a boot to a blackguard." PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2-5. 1868. BREAD; The importance of having a good article anf hew to make it With a recipe for good home-made Yeant. BY A PRACTICAL noTJtiF.WIFE. Holy Writ assures us that bread is the stnff of life; and our daily experience ful ly proves the truth of the assertion. But it is not enough to procure this staff of life in sufficient quantity; the excellence of its quality is of great importance. The stroDg healthy man may eat poor bread without ex periencing any inconvenience; but the deli cate child, or the invalid wliose impaired di gestion requires great 'carefulness in diet, cannot pay too much attention to the quali ty ; bread is indeed to theni the staTof life. The superior nutritious properties of bread have been disputed, but the doubt has been dispelled by some chemical researchs made in Fiance, testing the comparative nutri ment of various edibles. Messrs Percy and Yanguelin have discov ered that bread ccntains 8'.) nutritious parts in 100 ; meal, 34 in 100 ; French beans, 92; common beans, 89; peas, 93; cabbagesand turnips contain only 8 parts solid matter in 1 0: pounds; while 1W pounds of potatoes contain 25 pounds of solid substance. And as a general result the scientific reporters estimate that I pound of good bread is c qual to 21 or 3 poun 1-s good potatoes ! An a lai niing statement to many of us, who have supposed potatoes quite equal to bread in nutriment. The Irish, whose food in the old country chiefly consists of potatoes and mi!k, might find bread quite as cheap food if they could raise the wheat. Potatoes al so give a fl :bbiness. to the muscu'ar system. The word bread is derived from brayed grain, from the verb to bray or pound ; in dicative of the old method of preparing the flour. Dough comes from the Anglo Saxon word thiucimi. t j wet, to moisten. Loaf is from the Anglo Saxon word 'tax, to raise. to lift up, as raised bread. Leaven is deriv e 1 from the French verb levee, to raise, as the S;:xon word lif-ian. The superiority of good home-made bread has long been acknowledge, yet how few families really make good bread. All ba kers use alum, which is injurious to the health, and causes indigestion in delicate persons. But the alum benefits the baker in several ways; it causes his loaves to sep arate evenly and without trouble, and in creases the weight of the loaf, as it makes the flour absorb niore watey therefore, a tour pound Joat ot bakers I r.fau will con tain less nourishment than a loaf of home made bread of equal weight. Economy should make every woman her own bread- maker. The alum also imparts a. better color to tl.e flour, and conceals any unpleas ant odor arising from damaged flour. Ba ker's bread dries much quicker than home made. The reason is, that alum is what chemists calls an efflorescent salt, that is, it dries by exposure to the air ; common salt is deliquescent, that is, it attracts mois ture from the air; therefore, bread which contains salt only will keep moist much louver than that which contains alum. These are certainly reasons why every worn an should make her own bread, or have it made in her kitchen. We purpose togive a few recipes for bread making that will not fail. First we will give a recipe for making yeast. The yeast bought at the door is not always of good quality. The recipe for hop yeast given has been tes ted lor 20 years, and rarely fails; never, il 1 he veast jug is pel fectly sweet and the yeast properly made: Bil in porcelain or copper tinned kettle, two large handfuls of hops, tied in a cloth, ix large potatoes sliced thin, in six quarts of water. When the potatoes, are very toft, skim them cut, and cither rub through a colender or mash fine on a plate. Take out the hops, squeeze dry, and hang awav for another time, as they can be used twice. Keep the water boiling, mix one and one half pints of wheat flour to a smootl batter with cold water, and one tablespoon- t nl of ginser, two of brown sugar, and one teas;jtiful of salt ; mix in the mashed potatoes, "tir all into the boiling water, and boil ten minutes. Turn into a six quart tin pan. When milk warm to the touch add one teacup of yeast. Let it rise over night, then put into a stone jug. This yeast will keep in a cellar, perfectly good for six weeks. A large teacupful will make two large loaves of bread. Be sure to reserve a teacupful to rise the yeast with the next time. Always scald the jug thor uoahly al keep water in over night, with tablespoonful of saleratus stirred into it This will sweeten the jug. It takes a larger quantity of this yeast to raise bread, biscuits or muffins than the distillery yeast, but the effect is quite as good. Once used, the yeast man's bell will pass unheeded. To make bread of first rare quality, the sponge should be laid over night. Bread that has been raised three times is muc the best. It is of a firm, even texture has no fissures or cracks, and the slice presents an even sarface. Here is a recipe that rare- Iv fails : Take one quart of new milk, add boiling water sufficient to make it warm to the touch. (Water can be substitu ted for the milk, but bread made withou milk dries more rapidly.) Add one tea spoonful of salt.stir in three quarts of flour and one teacup of home made veast, or three tablespoonfnls of distillery yeast. Mix well toeether, then sprinkle flour all round the edges of the batter or sponge, leaving a small space in the middle uncovered. Set in a warm place to rise, covering wi'h a pan In si;u n.r the sponge will be ready to mold over before breakfast. Mix it up thick that it can be kneaded well, and knead it half an hour or more. Chopping it with a chopping knife adds to its lightness and po rosity. When well kneaded, sprinkle flour on the bottom of the pan thickly, put in dough and set it away for half an hour or more, but Watch it closely. (Bread making should be most carefully tended, as any neg lect ruins the whole. If allowed to rise too murh its sweetness is gone, and though sal eratus will take away the acidity.iis aroma and flavor are destroyed.) When light en ough, turn out on the molding-board and knead thoroughly) divide into two loaves, reserving a portion for biscuit, so that the new-made loaves may not be cut that day. Mold well, put into the pans,- let it rise in a warm place fifteen minutes, then bake in a hot oven. If the oven be hot, the bread will lose less weight in baking than when the oven is slack. The batter can be baked in the morning in muffin rings, and makes delicious breakfast cakes, better thau hot j biscuit. Bread made with potatoes is very nice. Boil three large potatoes, well pared or six good sizid ones; rub them through acolendar into your bread pan. Rinse them through the colendar with a pint of boiling water, add one quart of milk. Stir in half a pintot flour,aud hen the liquor is cool enough add a teacup full of home-made yeast; set it in a warm place. If this is done after dinner using the potatoes left troni the table the sponge will be ready for more flour by eight or nine o'clock in the evening. Now mix to a stiff batter, sprinkle flour over it, set it to rise. In the morning knead into a stiu dough, let it rise well, then knead agaiti,put into pans, let it rise 15 to 2 J minutes, bake in a hot oven. Palatable as good wheat bread is there is no doubt that eating it entirely is not con ducive to health. Rye, Indian meal, and coarse flour make bread that is better adapted to the development of t lie muscle. Bostuu brown bread is much used. and is far better for youg children than bread made of superfine flour. It is easily made : Take two quarts of Indian meal, sifted, one quart of rye meal or Gia ham flour, one large spoouful of salt, one teacup of molasses, one teacupful of home made yeast, or half the quantity of brewers yeast. JHix with not water as stilt as one can stir it, let it rise one hour, bake in deep earth en or iron pots, which are made purposely. To avoid the thick crust produced by baking so long, boil it four hours, and bake it one, removing the cover before setting it into the oven to bake. Good bread and butter cannot be made without some experience an I intelligence. Upon- their quality dpeudlialf .the com fort of the table, and yet full half of the people in this eountry never taste them in perfection. Springfield Uvpubltcan. Hickory Nuts and Salt. One time, says a writer, while enjoying a visit from an Englishman, hickory nuts were served in the evening, when my English friend called for salt, statiug that he ktiew of a case of a wouiau eating heartily of nuts in the even ing who was taketi violently ill. The cele brated Dr. Abernetby was sent ior, but it was after he had become too fond of his cup, and he was not'iii condition to go. -. He muttered "Salt! Salt!-' of which no notice was taken'. Next morning he went to the place, aud she was a corpse. He said that had they given her salt it would have reliev ed her; if they would allow hitu to make an examination, he would convince them, Ou opening the stomach the nutd were found in a mass. He sprinkled salt on this, and it immediately dissolved.. I have kuowu of a sudden death myself, which appeared to have been the effect of the same cause. generally eat salt with nuts, and I consider it improves them. Effect of Tobacco on Boys. Dr. De- caisne while engaged in investigating the in- flueuce of tobacco ou the circulatory system had his attention called to the large number of boys between the ages of 9 and 15 years who were addicted to smoking. Ot thirty eight boys who smoked, twenty seven show ed distinct symptoms of disease. Thirty two had various disorders cf circulation, disordered digestion, palpitation, slowuesa of intellect,aud more or less taste for strong drinks. Eight showed a diminution ot the red corpuscules of the blood ; three had in teruiittatit pulse ; twelve quite frequent epi taxes ; ten disordered sleep ; and tour ul ceration of the mucous membratie of the mouth. Impure Water. Set a pitcher of water in a room. in a few hours it will have absorb ed nearly all the respired gases in the room the air of which will have become purer, but the water utterly filthy. The colder the water is, the greater the capacity to contain these gases. At ordinary tempeiatures, a pail of water will contain a j int of carbonic acid gas,and several pints of ammonia. The capacity is nearly doubled by redueing the water to the temperature of ice. Hence wa ter kept in the room awhile is always unfit for use. For the same reason the water from a pump should always be pumped out in the morning before any of it is used. Suntiay Schools in Germany. Sunday Schools had no existence in Germany eight years ago. Now there are sixty six, with 11,209 scholars, and in the German cantons of Switzerland, nineteen, with 2343 schol ars. These scbools,for religious instruction. were started by means of the efforts of an American merchant named Woodruff, who addressed several audiences at Bremen on the subject, a German merchant acting as interpreter. The latter gentleman has since devoted himself to the Sunday School work with the result named. An exchange says he can always tell what sort of a woman a man married from the way he treats the printer. How to Prosper. In the first place make up your mind to accomplish whatever you undertake ; decide upon some particular employment and persevere in it. AH diffi culties are overcome by di.igence and assi duity. Be not afraid to work with your own hands, and diligently too. "A cat in gloves catches no mice." Attend to your own bus iness, and never trust it to others. "A pot that belongs to many is ill stirred and worse boiled." Be frugal. "That wind; will not make a pot will make a pot lid." Be ab stemious. "He wire dainties loves shall a beggar prove." Rise early. "The sleep ing fox catches no poultry." Treat every one with respect and civility. "Everything is gained and nottriug lost py courtesy. Oood manners insures success. Never an ticipate wealth from any other source than labor. "He who waits for dead men's shoes may have togo barefooted." And above all "Nil desperandiitu," for "'Heaven help those who help themselves." A Western exchange gives vent to its po etical phrenzy in the following beautift stanzas : "I wud notdy in Ortufn, With peaches fit fur eatin'. When the wavy korn is gettin' wripe, And the candidates is treat in'. When sassidge n eat is phryiu',- & hickory nuts is thick, Ow ! who wud think ot dyin' Or even gettiu' sick?" Meekness. How difficult it is to be of a meek and forgiving spirit, when despiteful ly used. To love an enemy, and to forgive a civil speaker is a higher attainment than is commonly believed. It is very easy to talk of Clnisttan forbearance among neigh bors, but to practice it ourselves proves us to be good Christians indeed. A "brave tar" of Water street, thus da livered himself at a receut religious assem blage in that locality: "Fellow citizen: J Give me the Presbyterians for discipline, the Baptists for water, and the Methodists for fire; I'm a Presbyterian when on duty, a hard-shell Baptist iu hot weather, aud i Methodist in winter." A lady in Bangor, Maine, hung her hoop skirt on a nail in her chamber, and a mem her of her household, while exploring the premises, was so unfortunate as to get his head caught therein, and being unable to extricate himself, soon expired. His uatue was Thomas Cat. . "Why is it," said one of our school marms to a young scape-grace who had caused her much trouble by his bad conduct, "why is it you behaved so well wheu you first came to school, and are so disobedient now?'' "I wasn't much acquainted theu," said the young hopeful. An Irishman, noticing a woman passing aloug the street, spied two strips depending from under the lady's cloak. Not kuowiug that these were styled sashes, aud were hauging in the right place, he said "Faith, ma'am, your galiasses are untied." A traveler in Pennsylvania asked the laudlord if they had any cases of sun stroke in that town. "No sir," says the landlord, "wheu a man gets drunk here we say he is drunk aud we never call it by any other name." Is there n word in the English language which coutains all the vowels? Ans. Un questionably. Is there another which contains them in regular succession ? Ans. Facetiously. Even Tom Hood is almost inexcusable for such a de.-eiiption of music as this: "Heaven reward the man who first hit upon the very original notion of sawing the in side ot a cat with the tail of a hoiso." Folly to eat a hearty supper for the pleasure experienced during the brief tune it is passing down the throat, at the ex pense of a whole nights disturbed sleep, and a weary waking in the morning. The fellow who undertook to get a free pass ou the plea that he was a railroad man is found to have spoken the truth, he was a rail rode man, but a fellow had hold of each end of the rail when he rode. A physician stopped at the shop of a country apothecary and inquired tor a phar macopcea. "Sir," said the apnhecary, "1 kuow of no such a farmer living about these parts." . . i i A girl inEbensburg, Cambria county, who was caught applying a torch to her employ er's house, said she was instigated to do it by the devil. Young men are as apt to think themselvt s wise enough, as drunken men are to think themselves sober enough. Harrisburg brags on a man in that place who whitewashes his roof to keep water the from leaking through. . Solomon advices the sluggard to goto the ant; but the shiftless in our day generally go to their "uncle." What is the difference between a hill and a pill ? One's hard to get up, and the other's hard to get down. "Ma, what is revenge?" 1 It is when your father scolds, and I hit him with a broomstick." A Schenectady merchant smashed a $200 mirror trying to hit that man in his room. Easton has a young lady who weighs 500 pounds. VOL. 15.-N0. 13. TTOOFLAND S GERMAN BITTERS, -LA AND HOO-FLASD'S GERMAN f OSlC THSGRK1T RKMED1ES Far all d-ieaet of the Liver. Stomach, or dige tire organs. ITooflancVs German Bitters Composed of the nnro ! Inr mm thv am medieinallT termed. ztraeim nrRnnii FlorhK mil Darks, makinc a Dreo xtinn hihlw mhd. t rated, and entirely free from aW-nknlin ad. mixture of an; kind. HOOFLATiD S GERMAN TOZttC, Is a combination of all the ingredients of the Bit ters, with the purest quality of Santa Oriu Rum. Orarge. Ac . making one of tbe most pleasant and ngreeaoie remedies erer oDered to tbe pubira. Those preferring a Medicine free from Alcohol ic admixture, will use IIOUFIsAXD S GERMAN BITTERS. Those who bare no objection to the eombinatiofl of the liitters, a-i stated, will use ITOOI'LAND'S GERMAN TONIC. Tbey are both equally good, and contain tbe same medicinal virtues, tbe choice between the two being a mere matter of taele, tbe Tonic being the most palatable. The stomach, from a Variety of causes, such as Indigestion, Dyspepsia. Nervous Debility, etc.. is Very apt to have iu functions deranged. Tbe Liver, sympathizing as closely as itdoel with the Stomach, then be comes affected.the result of which is that tbe patient suffers from several or more ot the following diseases: Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles, Fulness of Blood to the Head. Aeidity of the Stomach, Nausea, ileartbnra, Vugnst for Food, Fulness or Weight in the Stomach, Sour Eructations, Sinking or fluttering- at the Pitof the Stomach, Swimming of the Head, Hurried er Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart. Choking or uflVtcating Sensations when In Lying Posture, Dimness of Vision. Dots or Webs before tbe Sight, Dull Pain in the Head, Deficiency of Perspira tion. Yellowness of the Skin and Eyos, Pain In the Side, Back,Chest. Limbs, etc, Sudden flush es of Heat, Uurni jg io the Flesh , Constant im aginings of Evil, and great depression of Spirits. Tbe sufferer from :bese diseases shoald exercise the greatest caution in tbe selection of a remedy for bis rase, purcbas-ng only that which he is as sured from bis inves ligations and inquiries possesses true merit, is skilfully compound ed, is free frotn injurious ingredldents. and baa established for itself a reputation fer the enre of these diseases. In this connneetion we would submit those well-known remedies lloojland's German RUlt.rt. and Hoojtand't German Tonir prrparrH by Dr. C. M. JacktoH, PkUarfrlpkta, Pa. Twenty-two years since tbey were first intro duced into this country from Germany, during which time tbey have undoubtedly parformed more cures, and bene6tted suffering humanity to a greater extent, than any other remedies known to tbe public. These remedies will effectually cure Liter Com plaint. Jaundice. Dya . , popsia. Chronic. or Ner vous I'ebility, Cbton ic Diarrhoea. Disease ef the Kidneys, and all Diseases arising from a dis ordered Liver, Stomach, or Iutestines. DEBILITY, Resulting from any cause whatever I prostrstion of tbe syttem. induced by severe labor, hardships, exposure, fevers, eta. There is no medicine Xtant equal to thase rem edies in such cases. A tone and vigor is imparted to the whole system, tbe appetite is strengthed, food is enjoyed. tbe stomach digests promptly .the blood is purified, tbe complexion becomes sound and healthy, the yellow tinge is eradicated from tbe eyes, a bloom is given to tbe cheeks, and tbe weik and nervous invalid becomes a strong and bealthy being. PERSONS ADVANCED IN LIFE, And feeling tbe hand of time weighing heavily upon them, with all Its attendar.t ills. will find in the use of this BITTERS, or the TONIC, an elixer that will instil new 'ife into their veins, restore in a measure tbe energy and ardor of mure youth ful days, build up their shrunken forms, and give h.alth and happiness to their remaining years. NOTICE. Tt is a well established fact tbat fully one-half of the fenale portion of oar population are sel dom in tbe enjoyment of good health ; or, to use their own exprea sion. "nevcrfeei well." Tbey are languid, devoid of all energy. extreme Iv nervous, aud have no appetite. To this class of peisons the BITTEKo, or the TONIC, is espo cially recommended. WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN Are made strong by the use of either of these remedies. Tbey will cure every case of MARAS MUS, without f..il. Thousands of certificates have accumulated in the hands of the proprietor, but space will allow of the publication of but a few. Those.it will bo observed, are men of note and of such standing; that tbey must believed. TESTIMONIALS. Hon. Grorsf W. Woodward, Chirf Justin lh Supreme Court of PrmCa, vmtrt : Philadelphia. March 18, ISS7. "I find Hoofland's Herman Bitters' is a good tonic, useful in disesses of the diges tive organs, and of great benefit in cases of de bility, and want of nervous action in the system. Yours truly, OEO. W WOODWARD." Hon Jame Thompon Judge of the Supreme Court of Priiutlvatna: Philadelphia, April 23. 1S6. '1 consider'Hoofiand's Herman Bitters' a vau alilr mrdinne In case f attacks ot Indigestion or Dyspepsia. I can certify this from my experi ence of it. Yours, with respect. JAMES THOMPSON. From Rev Joseph II. Kennard. D. D., Pastor of the tenth Bapttet Church. Philadelphia. Dr. Jaeison Dear Sir! I have been frequent ly requested toeonnect my name with recommen datious ef different kinds of medicines, bat re garding the practice as out of my appropriate sphere, I have in all capes declined; but with i clear proof in various instances and particularly iu my own family, of the asefulness of Dr. Hoofiand's (ierinan Bitters. I depart for once from my nsnal eourse. to express my full conviction that.or general debility of the eyttem. and etpeeially for Liver Complaint, tt a safe and valuable preparation. In some eases it snay fail, but usually. I doubt not. it will be very ben eficial to those who suffer from the above causes Yours, very respectfully, J H. KENNARD, 8th,bel Coetesst. Fiom Rev. E. D. Fendall, Assistant Editor Chriettan Chrome!, Philadelphia. I have derived decided benefit from Hie use of Uooflands Merman Bitters, and feel it my piivtl ege to recommend thetn as a most valuable tonic, to all who are suffering from general debility or from disesses arising from derangement ef the liver. Yours truly, E D. FENDALL. CAUTION. Hoofiand's German Remedies areeoupterfelted. Pee that tbe signature of C. M JACKSON is on the wrapper of each bottle. All ethers asa counterfeit Prinei -- pal Office and Manufac tory at the German Medioine Store,Bo. 631 ARCH Street, Philadelphia, Pa. CHARLES M. EVANS, Proprietor. Formerly C. M. JAOKSON t Co. Hoofiand's German Bitters, vr bottle, SI to Hoofiand's German Bitters, balf dozen, & Hoofiand's German Tonic put npin quartbottle SI 50 per bottle, or balf dosen for ST SO. f tT Do not forget to examine well the articl yon buy, in order to get tbe genuine. For sale by A. I. SHAW Agent Clearfield Pa. April 28, 188;i-l