U V i - VOL. 5. NO. 48. BY S. R KOW. CD3ARFIELD, iPA., VEMESDAY, JULY 27, 1859. " . - . ' " ' ;' i. " ' ' ' ' " " . . '. . .. . H.ii-p,--X''' v.i ; ' i " . ' ' ' ; - . " . - ,' ' ' ' . - I i 7 i- V THE FAREWELL. t)"er life's dim wastes my lonely path is laid, "Where beauty flashes but with dying gleam, And every flower that wooes the genial shade . Sheds its pale leaves on desolation's stream ; But though each trembling star may set in gloom, And hope, expiring, from my visions flee, feoft-wafted on affection's holy plume. My heart, exulting, will return to thee. I go where other scenes in grandenr rise, Where other shores re-echo to the deep, Vfhero other stan illumine other skies, And other men toil, suffer love, and weep, tut. like some captive song-bird, borne afar From the loved island where her wing was free. t)ft o'er the deep beneath the evening star, My heart, exulting, will return to thee. ., Vhen from our skies tho rainbow shall decline, . And all life's fires are quenched in bitter tears. 'The days which thou hast brightened still will shine Fair islands flowering in the sea of years. Mill beautiful before me a dear form. Like a dim shadow on a twilight sea, Will float, for still, with love's first feelings warm, iiy heart, exulting, will return to thee. Thou art a picture sweet on memory's page. - Thine is the form my spirit worshiped first, . And still 'tis joy, 'tis rapture to assuage At love's dear fount my soul's consuming thirst; Ours was the tender look, the thrilling tone. . The moonlight bower beneath our favorite trc; Such hours fade not when weary years have flown, My heart, exulting, will return to thee. . Thou art a vision of the heart, A flower that fades not with the lapse of years, A-fhrine whence passion cannot, will not part, A sunbow pictured in affliction's tears. Time may outspread his shadowy wings, but soft Thy memory will shine thro' them. Thou wilt be The light, the music of my life, for oft My heart, exulting, will return to the. coprmniiT SEcrn:n. I CLEARFIELD COUXTY: OR, REMINISCENCES OF THE PAST. Joseph Boone had received a good educa tion, in tact he was a man of ability and worth, and as such was esteemed by his neighbors and those with whom he was brought in con tact. Being a zealous and devoted catholic, he did much to increase the harmony and pros perity of the church with which he was in communion, and its members as well as others love to think and speak of the man. Inflexi ble integrity induced him to abandon a home surrounded,, with comforts and luxuries; to give np property and lands to satiitfy the cred itors of another ,whom he, trusting iu thchon or and honesty of man, had placed confidence in, but which confidence was abusedy Society J undoubtedly still had its charms for him. To leave it and its hollow mockeries behind to enter into a new, rude, and untried sphere, where he might acquire that position to which we are entitled by the laws of nature equali ty might, with the tinge of poetry or ro mance with which he could surround it, be considered pleasant and desirable. Keal life Is not as fancy paints it. The changes, break ing up of old associations, abandoning habits which had grown with his growth and strength ened with his strength, to learn and adopt new customs, might be bearable, still it was pain ful to him to know that his wife and family were to be subjected to like changes, to sufler with a fourfold degree the inconveniences ari sing therefrom, because they were not to buf fet and bo brought in conflict with the world, and in the excitement thereof be enabled to forget the past. To remain where he was would, perhaps, involve him in neglect and mortification. A change had hope in it and was resolved on. Boone made lair progress ia clearing out a farm. He attempted in a few years to build a grist mill on Bell's run, about two miles from Coleman's, but it proved a fail ure' and was not completed. . Being a good pensman and rapid writer, he was selected as Frothonotary, Recorder, &c. and proved an accommodating and excellent officer. Since his decease his family have left this county, and we are only aware of the residence of one of his children, William F. Boone, Esq., now an attorney, in Philadelphia. The Grampian II ills settlement, containing some of the best-agricultural laud in the coun ty, and being well-adapted for farms, was des tined to increase rapidly in population and wealth. James Moore, a member of the So ciety of Friends,, moved here in the year 1810. He was a citizen of Half Moon, Cen tre county. At the time of his removal here he was surrounded by a family. Moore set tled on the property on which has since been built the town of rennsville, through which runs tho Glen Hope and Little Bald Eagle turnpike, and the Funxsutawney turnpike. Its distance from the river, some four or live miles. f Jfor some time -retarded the growth of this ft hut now since it possesses some ctti- Jzens of enterprise and means it sctms to have -- aroused from its lethargy and to be in a fair way of making progress. It'poesesses a steam gr'ut mill, saw mill, a large tannery, and sev cral other branches of industry are here pros c-cuted. It is pleasantly situated. Its name can bo traced to the religious belief of its founder.' James Moore and his sons, Jeremi ah, Andrew and James being of a mechanical turn, soon projected and erected grist and saw mills the former has been rebuilt, enlarged and had steam power added to it. James the elder, and his son James are no more. James junior has kli'bchind him a rich legacy an unblemished reputation. He acquired skill in the profession which he adopted, being that of a surveyor. His conscientlouness, care and skill called his services into frequent requisi tion, ne fornany years acted as surveyor and agent for the Fox and Roberts lands.wbich comprised a large scope of territory and was owned by a wealthy Philadelphia family. Ev er mindful of the interests of his employers, he yet managed their affairs so as to give the greatest facilities to those who were desirous of securing themselves homes and a compe tency. Many who under other circumstances might have found this a cold and . cheerless world, in their cheerful houses, still remember the kindness of this unassuming and honest man. Few men occupying so bumble a sphere have been as much regretted as he. Jeremiah and Andrew,two estimable men, still live,one at and the other near Pennsville. ' Until after the settlement of Mr. Moore there was no reg ular religious service in the community. Oc casionally the Rev. Linn of Bellefonte would come out and deliver a sermon or two. He was of the Presbyterian church. Services were generally performed in the barn of Esq. McClure. And it was only in 1822 that divine service was regularly held by the Presbyte rians, in a log meeting house erected on Mr. McCiure's land. This place was abandoned when increasing in numbers the commodious meeting house in tho Borough of Curwensville was erected by the congregation. About 1S0G a Methodist missionary, Daniel Stansburry, was sent into the county and ministered to the wants of those of his persuasion. He was a good man ; well qualified for the situation, and, like most of his class, accommodated himself to surrounding circumstances. . Being a tailor by trade he frequently assisted in making gar ments and preparing the wardrobe of the younger members of the family so as to ena ble them to attend meeting in comely apparel. He was followed by other missionaries of that denomination. An indulged malting, as it is styled by the Fi iends,was established at James Moore's, in Pennsville. This was, perhaps, the first regular religious organization in tho county limits, and was continued until the Friends bccauio sufficiently strong to form a regular society and erect a respectable frame meeting house near Pennsville. James Moore was soon followed by Samnel Jchnson, David Wall, Caleb Davis, Gideon Widemire, Jonathan Wain and several others, in rapid succession. They settled near each other. Samuel Johnson, with one of his sons, Garretson, has since removed to Ohio. lie has left several sons here, Elah and James still living in the Grampian Hills, and William F., a resident of Union township. David Wall now lives in Brady township. Tho others whom wc have named, are no longer living, but have loft families still residing in the set tlement. . At a later period a settlement, at first some what isolated from the others we have sketch ed, was commenced in the Grampian Hills, and is now quite numerous. From the place of nativity of those who reside there, it is sometimes called the Irish settlement. In the lapse of time, the increasing of population and farms, the three beginnings have so ex tended as to form one large settlement. The last named place contains many industrious, peaceable and respectable citizens. They are generally of catholic belief, and have good church accommodations and a flourishing con gregation. In this settlement, as a general thing, those who professed to be farmers have stuck to their farms and not done, as is too commonly the case in our county, combined farming and lumbering. This has shown happy results. Throughout it, can be found well cultivated farms, well stocked ; having convenient build ings, and comfortable dwelling houses with solid comfort therein. Care lias been taken that not only the necessaries, but some of the luxuries of life, should be enjoyed. Choice fruit raised in the fine orchards of this settle ment tickles the palates, and grain and other products of the farm conserve tho wants of a large portion of 'our community which resides outside of its limits. School houses and churches dot the whole extent, the former fit ting the rising generation for the struggles of life and tho buttering their social condi tion, and tho latter teaching them how to con trol their passions and their appetites, and to render life not only bearable, but desirable When the Grampian Hills settlement shall im prove upon her plan of divorcing those two incompatible occupations, farming and lum bering, and prove, by her example, to the oth er settlements, that farming, if not a rapid, is a steady and sure road to comfort and compe tence, a new era will dawn on this county, and prosperity will crown our citizens with success. (to be coxTisren.) Anecdote op Webster. A correspondence of the Boston Courier relates the followiug an- 4r!nf of WfhKfr "The petty and important scurrility of which Mr. Sumner's orauon iias ueen mauo Hid fwr.ision in one nuwsnaner, reminds me of a letter which Mr- Webster wrote after contin ued provacation, to the editor of a newspaper, furred to his nrivate affairs, and es pecially to his not paying his debts. He said substantially "it is true mai x nave uvi oi-,tr-nr nni.l mv dnbts nunctuallv. and that I owe mnnaxr. One cause of this is. that I have not pressed those who owe me for payment. As an instance oi tins, lemiuoejuui - note, made to me thirty years ago, ior money lent him to cducato nis ooys. A wag on seeing a gobler trying to swallow a cotton string, remarKcn, "lum, w me attempt to introduce cotton into Turkey." A couple were"fffarried,last winter on a cake rthiA TMi-pr. Oueer wed- or floating ice m iuo "uiv -v --- ding-cake that. 8IGHTS IN LONDON. , v From an interesting ..letjer from Rev. John Matthews, written in London, aad published ia the July .No. of the ,6'caei,. wo male the fol lowing exti acts: . 1 The history of the Tower is linked with as sociations to which no other building can fur nish a parallel. To other places are attached the memories of greater pomp, and a few may boast of deeds as bloody, but not one exhibits human nature so stripped of all noble and gen erous qualities. Among all other castles it stands alone the palace of treachery. Its history is not only one of pomp, of cruelty, and murder, but a sickening record of the fickleness and perfidy of friends and relatives. The grounds contained within the walls are about twelve acres in extent. The most an cient part of the structure is the White Tow er, built near the centre by William the Con queror. On entering we were conducted by a warder, dressed as a yeoman of the guard of the time of Henry the Eighth. The dress consists of a hat, nearly the shape of a mod ern beaver, but lower in the crown and cov ered with black velvet in folds, and a red tu nic profusely ornamented with bands of gold lace and embroidery.' The armories, which were first shown, contained a vast quantity of old armor and weapons, well arranged in chronological order, and some very interest ing specimens of ancient fire-arms. Some of the armor was beautifully ornamented and gilded. We also saw the room in the bloody tower, where King Edward the Fifth and his brother were murdered by order of their uncle Richard, and near it, the room, where as tra dition states, the Duke of Clarence was drown ed in a butt of Malmsey. The supposed ro mains of the young princes, discovered in the reign of Charles the Second, while making ex cavations in the Tower, are preserved in a cenotaph in Westminster Abbey. The room where Sir Walter Raleigh was confined, and where it is believed he wrote his History of the World, is still pointed out. Tho unfortu nate queens of Henry the Eighth were con fined and executed near here. In one of the rooms in the white Tower are many inscrip- tions cut by prisoners on the wall, ono of which reads; "Tho most unhappy man in the world is he that is not patient in adversity, for men are not killed by the adversities they have, but by the impatience they suffer." An old warder who sat behind a counter, upon which were a number of small books, said as we entered : "Gentlemen, this is a wonderful room, and many celebrated persons have been confined here. Jt is covered with inscrip tions, which are fully described and explain ed, in a book which I have here for sale, price sixpence." Ko person in our party however, purchased any of the books. Ihe Jewel Office is the greatest attraction to most visitors. The regalia have been shown since the days of Charles the Second, who first or dered them to be publicly exhibited. Our party were led to the oflice by the warder, and counted before being admitted, when tho door was closed. The room is a small one, sufficiently large to permit tho visitor to walk around the jewels, which are exhibited in a large glass case surrounded by bars of iron. A woman pointed out tho various jewels and ornaments. Here we saw the splendid now state crown, made for the coronation of Vic toria, and studded with a profusion of dia monds and other precious stones. A cap of purple velvet . shows . "distinctly the form through the bands ofsilver which are arched above it. It is valued-at one hundred and eleven thousand nine hundred pounds ster ling. Here is also St. Edward's crown, used by the Archbishop for crowning all. the sov ereigns since the reign oi Charles the Second. It is the identical crown stolen in the reign of Charles, from the Tover, by Blood, who in stead of being punished, was rewarded by the King, who probably feared hini, with a pen sion of fivo hundred pounds a year. We also saw St. Edward's massive golden staff sur mounted with an orb, said to contain .a frag ment of the true cross, and the celebrated dia monds and gold plate of immense value, which arc used at the coronation. Royalty has frequdetly been obliged to have recourse to the pawnbroker, and the kings of England have sometimes pledged their jewelry. Hen ry the Third pledged his jewels to the mer chants of Flanders,' to raise money to enable him to carry on his wars. Henry the Ffth pledged his splendid collar to the Mayor and Commonalty of London for ten thousand marks. Henry the Sixth on several occasions was reduced to the necessity of pawning his jewels. We were not allowed to contemplate the splendid spectacle before us for any con siderable length of time, for another party were waiting on the outside for admission. So we were quickly gathered together, and after being again counted, passed into the court-yard. Near tho entrance, we saw the famous Lion Tower, formerly the royal men agerie, now used for the sale of refreshments. Here a small spaniel lived for years in the li on's den, where "he had been thrown. In the reign of Henry the Sixth, tho keeper was al lowed sixpence a day lor himself, and six nence for every lion and leopard, the only beasts then kept there. In the days of Henry the Third, there was a white bear and an ele phant kept in the Tower as appears from an order issued by that monarch, which reads : "The King to the Sheriff of London, greeting: We command you that on the farm of our citv. ye cause ( without delay) to bo built at our tower of London, one house of forty feet lone and twenty feet deep, for our elephant 120G." Before passing out we took a look at the Traitor's Gate, which opens on the Thames. Prisoners of state were formerly brousrht throueh this entrance, and a dark. dismal-looking place it is. Many a proud soul felt for the first time, in all its force, the mis cry of fallen greatness, as he passed through its heavy black arches, which shut out, per haps forever, the world and liberty. Hamptox Court. Yesterday, in company with S., I visited this celebrrted palace, for aires tho residence of the kings oi Jngiana, and which was built by the luxurious Cardinal Wo sev. when in the heient oi nis pwwer.- Thi fnvnrifn. wlm had become even richer ami mnra nnwprl ul than his royal master, Hen ry the Eighth, although in possession of other splendid residences, resolved to build one that should surpass any in England, and seeking the advice of the most learned doctors of the time, this snot was chosen as the most healthy n itin-n fnAtitv miles of London. The manor f iTamnton was then the property of the Knights of St- John of Jerusalem, who leased it to Wolscy for ninety-uino years, 'with re tiivals. The ' ideasure-loving ' king needed K)rh a ministei as Wolscy, for-although his tory has not charged him with crimes as great as many with less temptation and equal pow er, never was a man better fitted to administer to the pleasures of a monarch, or who knew better how to sustain an establishment ' in which priestly pomp was united to kingly power and royal licentiousness. But the pal ace at Hampton as it arose in its splendor, could not fail to excite the envy of the king and court. Henry asked Wolsey why he built a palace which surpassed all those of roy alty The crafty minister answered : "To make a residence which shall be worthy of yonr majesty." It was here that the magnif icent Cardinal lavished his treasure and racked his ingenious brain to provide some new delicacy for the palate or some splendid pageant for the eye. Here it was that he craftily planned his measures for ascendency over kings and courts, and it would seem that nothing in king-craft was too bold or vast, as in tho details oi his household, scarce ly any thing was too minute to escape his at tention. Five hundred persons composed his retinue, and among his officers were some of tho nobles of England. Ills steward was a priest, and has chief cook was dressed in satin and velvet ornamented with jewels. Ihe Car dinal, who affected in some things humility, rode upon a mule, but tho inferiority of his animal was compensated by the splendor of its trappings, and the splendor of its rider's cos tume, who was dressed in sables and silk and gold and jewels. Before his displays, even the equipments of the Pope and the splendors of the Vatican were fading. The edifice built by Wolsey was enlarged by Henry, and since that time by other monarchs. Of the original edifice, the chapel, the great hall, and a few chambers used for domestic purposes remain. The other portions were chiefly erected by William tho Third, and the buildings now cover many acres, being the largest palace in r-nglatid. The stato apartments through which we were shown, coutain a very large collection of paintings, interesting chiefly from their historical associations. Ihe car toon gallery contains seven cartoons by the immortal Raphael, the romantic history of which is w ell known. A number of gobelin tapestries, some of them of great former beau ty, decorate some of the apartments; but they are now much worn and faded- The magnif icent funeral canopy under which the Duke of Wellington lay instate at Chelsea, attracts much attention. It is of black English velvet, surmounted by plumes of black feathers, and lined inside with gold and silver tissue. The state beds of George the Second, and William the Third and his queen, are remarkable for their rich tapestry and gilding. Most of the people seemed to be more interested in these beds than with some of the best pictures; for while these rooms were crowded, the cartoon gallery was quite deserted. The walls of the rooms throughout arc quite plain ; they are generally wainscoted in oak. Some of the rich furniture still remains. The ceilings of the bed-chambers are elaborately frescoed, and the walls of William the Third's bedroom were hung with portraits of frail court beau ties, pointed by Lely. The great hall of Wol sey is the most magnificent of all tho apart ments. Its beautitul roof or oak, is enriched with painting and gilding. It was once used as a banqucting-hall, but it has since been used as a church and as a theatre, in the reign of George the Third. In it on the first of OctoDer, 1718, was performed Shakspeare's play of King Henry the Eighth, in which the incidents in the lile of Wolsey were enacted on the theatre of his splendor. The fine roof is decorated with tho arms of Henry the Eighth, and his favorite queen Jane Seymour. Tho walls arc hung with the splendid tapestries or arras representing the life of Abraham. Ihe windows are filled with richly painted , and stained glass, representing the pedigrees of the queens of Henry and the heraldic badges of the king, s From the windows of some of the state rooms we had a fino view of a rich and cultivated country, dotted with substan tial farm-houses and decorated with the soft foliaeo of innumerable trees. It was in this palace that Queen Jane Seymour died after giving birth to the prince, and the ill-fated Catharine Howard first appeared as queen at this palace. Elizabeth was very fond of resi ding hero, and it was here that Charles the First was a prisoner, although allowed the splendors of royalty. Cromwell fixed upon it as one of his places of residence, and here one of his daughters was married and another died. The conferenc6 between the Presbyterian and the Established Church took place here in 1G04. The principal portion of the buildings are occupied by decayed nobility, whose lor tunes are fallen, but who are here furnished by the government with a residence rent free, where they may maintain some of their state and fashion, the grounds, although not well laid out, are very beautiful. . Before the man sion is a lake which runs to the river, and which is banked with a row of grand old trees, forming a vista, terminated by some houses and fields in the distance. The grounds are abundantly supplied with flowers, which are now in full luxuriance and beauty, it re quires much watchfulness on the part of the police to prevent their being picked; and posted conspicuously in many places, I saw a list of offenders who had been caught and pun ished, with a statement of the fine. Thus on one I read : "Henrietta Evinson, plucking flowers, fined nine shillings and sixpence.- Captain Charles Greenhill, of the Coldstream Guards, plucking flowers, fined sixteen shil lings and sixpence. 7 Hundreds of bright eold-fish sported in the fountains and crowded together by shoals round a few crumbs if thrown into the water. tv c saw the aged grape-vine now loaded with thousands ot bun dies of fine black Hamburg grapes. It is eighty-nine years old, and at a distance of three feet from the ground is a foot in diame ter. The gardener who attends it, informed us that it produced three thousand bunches of fruit last season, weighing on an average one pound each. Iu the garden near the entrance is the maze, which appeared to delight num bers of people, lor we could hear merry laugh ter proceeding from its green recesses as per plexed wanderers sought their way through its labyrinthine passages. The grounds compriso 1 4 r 4 43 auoufc loriy-uve acres. There is a man in Algiers who tells such good stories that bis friends say it is danger ous to walk with him in the forests, for all the hyenas come round him to laugh. The fellow who" tried to get up a concert with a hand rf a hat. is the same eenius who, a few weeks since, played upon the affections Oi au up-iown iauj . THE SCANDAL MONGER. . Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot. Aunt Lizzi ewas Deacon Snipe's wife s sis ter a maiden lady of about fifty she went to all the meetings kept a regular account of every birth, death and marriage, with their dates doctored all the babies, and knew every yarb in. the neighborhood showed all the young married women how to make soap, and when they had bad luck, made every child in the house set cross-legged until the luck changed. In fine, she was a kind of village factotum spent her time in going from house to house, grinding out a grist of slander to each, as occasion required, but always conclu ded with "the way of transgressors is hard ;" ! "poor Mrs. A. or B. (as the case was,) I pity her from the bottom of my heart," or some such very soothing reflection. Aunt Lizzie was always very fond of asking strangers and others, without regard to time or place, "the state of their minds ; how they enjoyed their minds," &c. These questions were generally followed bv a striwr of scandal, which was calculated to destroy the peace and happiness of some of her best neighbors and friends ; but she, like other narrators of this kind, consid ered intellectual murder as either establish ing her own fair reputation, or as the only mode of entertaining the village, or thereby rendering her society agreeable. One warm summer's afternoon as Squire P. was sittincr near his office door, smoking his pipe, Aunt Lizzie was passing by with great speed, ruminating on the news of the day when the Squire brought her suddenly to, as the sailors say, by "what's your nurry, auni, Lizzie ? walk in." The old lady, who never wanted a second invitation, went into the of fice, and the following conversation soon com menced. 'Well, Squire P., I have been thinking this forenoon what a useful man you might be, if you'd only leave off your light conversations, as the good book says, and become a serious man you might be an ornament to both church and state, as our Minister says." . "Why, as to that, Aunt Lizzie, a cheerful countenance I consider as the best index of a grateful heart, and yon know what the Bible says on that subject " hen ye iasi, ue not as the hypocrites of a sad countenance, but an- noint thy head and wash fhyjuce (auni iizzio began to feel for her pocket handkerchief, for she was a taker of snuff,) that thou appear not unto wjcu to fast." "Xow, there Squire that sjust what I told you see how you have the scripter at your tongue's end ; what a useiui man you migni, be in our church, if you'd only be a doer as well as a hearer of the word." "As to that. Aunt Lizzie, I don't see that your "professors" as you call them, are a whit better than I am, in private, I respect a sin cere profession as much as any man ; but 1 know enough of one of your church whom yo"u think a great deal of, to know that she is no belter than she should be !" At these innuendoes, Aunt Lizzie's little black eve bcean to twinkle ; she sat down be side the squire, in order to speak in a lower tone spread her handkerchief over ner lap, and began to tap the cover of her snuff box in true style, and all things being in readiness for a regular siege of "scandalum magnatum," she commenced fire "Xow, Squire, I want to know what you mean by one of our church ? I know who j-ou mean the trollop I didn't like so many curls about her head when she told ner expen ence." The Squire finding curiosity was puttin; his boots on, had no occasion" to add spurs to the heels, for the old lady had one in her head that was worth both of them. Accordingly he had no peace until he consented to explain what he meant by the expression "in pricate" this was a dear word with Aunt Lizzie. "Now, Aunt Lizzie, will you take a Bible oath, that you will never communicate what 1 am ahout to tell you to a living being, and that you will keep it while you live as a most inviolable secret ?" "ifes, Squire, I declare I won't never tell nobody nothing about it as long as I breathe the breath of life ; and I'll take a Bible oath on it; there, sartin as I live, Squire, before ! you or any other magistrate in the whole j country." 'Well, then, you know when I went up to Boston a year ago." "iTes, yes, Squire, and I know who went wiih you too Susey B. and Dolly T., and her Bister Prudence. "Nevermind who went with me, Aunt Liz zie ; there was a whole lot of passengers But. but" "None of your huts, Squire out with it if folks will act so a trollop" . "But, Aunt Lizzie, I'm afraid you'll bring me into a scrape " "I've told you over and over Again, that nobody never shall know nothing about it, and your wife knows I ain't leaky " "My wife ! I wouldn't have her know what I was going to say for tho world why, Aunt Lizzie, if she should know it " "Well, don't bo afear'd Squire, once for all, I'll take my oath that no living crittur shan't never as long as I live, know a lisp on't." "Well, then if you mnst know it I slept with one of the likeliest of your church mem bers nearly half the way up ! ! !" Aunt Lizzie drew in a long breath shut up her snuffbox, and put it in her pocket, mut tering to herself "Tho likeliest of our church members ! I thought it was Susey B. likeliest ! this comes of being flattered a trollop. Well, one thing I know 'the way of transgressors is hard ;' but I hope you'll never tell nobody on't, Squire, for sartain as the world, if sich a thing sould be known, our church' would be scattered abroad, like sheep without a shep herd.'4 In a few moments Aunt Lizzie took her de parture, the Squire gave another caution and a sly wink, as she said "good-bye let me alone for a secret." . It was not many days before Squire P. re ceived a very polite note from Parson G., re questing him to attend a meeting of the church, and many of the parish, at the south Confer ence room, in order to settle some difficulties with one of tho church members, who in or der to clear up her charactcr,reqnestcd Squire P. to be present. The Parson, who was a very worthy man, knew the frailty of some of tho weak sisters, as Aunt Lizzie called them, and as he was a particular friend of Squire P.'s requested him in his note to -say nothing of it. to, hi wife. But the Squiro took the hint, and telling his wife that there was a pariih. meeting, re- quested her to be ready by 2 o'clock, and ho' would call for her. Accordine-tv the hour of meeting came the whole village flocked to the room, which' could not hold half of them. All eyes were alternately on the Squire and Susey B. Mrs-. P. stared and Susey looked astbougn sne nar been crying for a fortnight. The Parson; with softered tone, and in as delicate a man ner as possible, stated the Story about Snsey Ti. h ho nhsftrved was in cverv body's- month, and which he did not himself believe a' word of and Squire P., being called on to" stand as a witness after painung in meiy colors the evils of slander, with which their village had been infested, and particularly the' church, called on Aunt Lizzie in presence of the meeting, and bcloro the church, to come out and make acknowledgment for violating a Bible oath ? Aunt Lizzie's apology was, that she only told Deacon Snipe's wile on't anif she took an oath that she wouldn't never telf nobody else on't. Deacon Snipe's wife had, it appears, sworn Roger Toothaker'a sister' never to tell nobody on't and so it went through the whole church,and thence through' the village. The Smiirc then acknowledged before the' whole meeting , that he had, as he told Aunt Lizzie, slept with a church member, nair me way up to Boston, and that he believed her to be one of the likeliest of their members, in asmuch as she never would hear or retail slau--der. All eyes were now alternately on Susey' B. and Squire P.'s wife Aunt Lizzie enjoy ed a kind of diabolical triumph, which !tho Squire no sooner perceived than he finished his sentence by declaring that the church1 member, to whom he alluded,tca his own law ful wife ! I Aunt Lizzie drew in ner nead unaer a nugt bonnet, as a turtle docs under his shell, and1 marched away into one corner of the roora,: like a dog that had been killing sheep. 1 no Squire, as usnal, burst out into a fit of laugh ter, from which his wife, Susey B. and even the Parson, could not refrain joining and"' Parson G. afterward acknowledged that Squire P. had given a death blow to scandal in tho village which all his preaching could not have done. SOMNAMBULIC ECCENTEICITY; A short time since, a wealthy lady, -who has an only son, called on Professor Fancoast." The latter, it should be remembered,1 rarely visits patients but receives them in his office. On this occasion, however, Professor P. com- plied with this request, and was ushered into ' tho presence of Mrs. S. who pened the follow ing conversation : "I wish to consult you, doctor,- conccTfling' my son George, you know." "O, yes, madam," said the Prosessor,1 "but he is surely not sick ?" "Why, sir, there are no-'acatc symptoms, but for about a month past he has becn af flicted with somnambulism, and "we fear that unless the tendency is corrected, tho most se rious consequences may arise." " "You say he has walked in his" -sleep for a month past ?" "Yes, sir." - . i "And never did, previous to that f '' "No, sir." The doctor mused. "Of what does your family consi3t-,madami,, "Myself and my son, the tvo kitchen ser vants, and Celeste,the chambermaid,'who only1 came last month." Jnstatthis moment, the last named per son entered. She was a plump, rosylipped French girl, who waited upon Mrs.-Smith. When she had lelt tho room,- Mte.-Smith remarked, "That's my new chambermaid, doc tor ; interesting girl, is she not ?" 1 "Yes, madam, particularly'so.- I think you said she had been with you about a month, did you not ?" "Yes, sir.,' "Then, madam," said the do'ctOr, rising and taking his hat, "allow me to say that any apprehension, of your son's health would bo superfluous. As long as that young woman's room is accessible to George, I fancy his som nambulic habits will continue. And, madam, under those circumstances, I really don't wonder at it." We rather imagine that that rather took -the old lady down. The Middle Ages. A "Hist6ry of Progress in Great Britain," just published, gives some curious statistics. The early inhabitants of the isles made but two meals a day-; a slight breakfast in the forenoon, and a supper-which' atoned for their matutinal abstinence. - Wdodi earthenware, or osier supplied tho ufshes, and' horns or shell the drinking vessels at tho primitive repasts of wood-stained or skin ctad; diners. Agriculture has flourished a id faded much in the same way from Queen Eoadidea, to Queen-Victoria. In one respect the Tnidi die-ages people showed themselves more dain ty than their descendants In 130G the- King was petitioned to stop the smoke by prohibi ting the burning of coal.-"- Burning: sea- coal' was at one time a capital offence, aifd'intlte reign of Edward 1, a man was executed-for it. Amosq the wounded conveyed to-Vercclii recently was a young woman, a cantiniere, be longing to one of the regiments, who received1 a ball in the thigh in the affair of Turbigo. Having seen several of the French soldiers fall around her, she seized on a musket j char ged with the bayonet against tho Austrlans, and continued to fight until shot down.- Her conduct has been specially mentioned to the Emperor. It was at first proposed i to am p? tate the limb, but she refusedlsaying-, "I do not fear the operation, but it'wtll preTewt me from following my regiment:"' She is-now considered In a fair way of recovery- Droccht in Scotland. Accounts from Scotland stato that the dronght during May and part of June was more severe than during any past year since 1826. : The rivers Earu aid Tay were nearly dry, the famous Doon, irimortaliaed by Burns, would Ude through a gairQn measure, and other wctl known streams and rivers were thoroughly dried up. In some places the water was so scarce that in villages it was sold at five shillings, per. barrel ! and many had to go miles for water Tor their cat tle. The crops, notwithstanding, are repor ted as looking excellent ; and recent rains will no doubt advance them considerably ; "Ben," said a lather the other day to his de linquent son, "I am busy now but as. soon as ' I can get time, I mean to give you a confoun ded Hogging." "Don't hurry yourself, pa,1' replied tho patieut l-id'I can wait.7' - HI : I i t i :! 4 -k t: i n I 11 4t VI 1 I V