im Mi IB a IB I II Bf W a. SM M I IB It II ,B Bl :b Bl Jk. BY S. B. KOV. CLEARFIELD, PA., WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1858. VOL. 5 AT0. 14.- GOING UP AND COMING DOWN. This is a siinplo song, 'tis true, .. And songs liko these are never nice ; Ami yet we'll try and scatter through A pinch or two of good advice. Then listen, pompous friends, and loarn Uerer to boast of much renown ; Tor fortune s wheel is on the turn, And some go up. and some come down. IV e know a rast amount of stocks A vast amount of pride insure?; But fate has picked so many locks. Wo wouldn't like to warrant your. 'Remember, then, and never spurn The one whose hand is hard and brown, For he is likely to go up. And you are likely to come down. Another thing you will agree, (The truth may be as well confessed ) That -Codfish Aristocracy" Is but a truly thing at best ; And though the fishes large and strong May seek the little ones to drown, Yet fishes all, both great and small. Are going up and coming down. Our lives are full of chance and chango, And chance you know, is never Dure ; And 'torero a doctrine now and strange That places high are most secure. And though the fickle Hod may smile. And yield the sceptre and the crown, 'Tis only for a little while ; Then iJ goes up and A comes down. This world for you and me my friend. Hath something more than pounds and ponce; Then let mo humbly recommend A little u.ie of common sense. Thus lay ell pride of place aside. And bare a care on whom you frown, For fear you'll see him go up hifctt. When you are only coming down. THE SURGEON'S KEVENGE. The following dot-ply interesting story was related by Dr. Gibson, in one of his lectures tietoro tins medical class of the University ot Pennsylvania. The hero of the story is Vesale, one of the most eminent of Italian surgeons. Audrew Vesale first saw a light in tho city of Brussels. His father was ac apothecary, attached to the servico of tho Princes Mar garet, aunt of Charles V., and governess of tho low countries. Up to the period when Voss'e fi-st rendered himself conspicuous, the anatomy ol tlm"hu man body was so imperfectly understood as scarcely to merit that the terms of science should bn applied to the dim and confused Ideas relating to it. Vesale was the lirst to break through the trammels with which ig norance and bigotry had crippled thi march of .nrjj-nee ; surmounting with admirable courage and constancy the disgust, the terror and the peril inseperable from this discription of tho l.bor in which bo had devoted himself, he was to be seen whole days and nights in thu ceme teries, surrounded by the festering remains of mortality, or hovering about the gibbets, and disputiug with the vulture lor its prey, in or der to compose a perfect skeleton from the re mains of executed criminals, left thetc by the carrion bird. Jt was during a sojourn at Basic, after his return from Italy, that Vesale first beheld at the house of Hans Holbien, the painter, Isa bella Von Stauwrak, the daughter of a mer chant at Harl.iem, who was destined to exer cise some influence over his future life. He was scarcely twenty eight yoars of age, and already he had attained tho summit of well directed ambition. The family of Van Stanwark, was a wealthy 'and honorable one, far superior to that ot Vesale in birth and fortune; but the distin guished position the latter had acquired for himself, entitled him to aspire to an alliance even more exalted. The son of the Princess Margaret's apothecary would havo been reject ed by the rich ilarlaem burgher, but as the emperor's first physician, was accepted by Jiiru as the most eligible son-in-law. The mar riago solemnized, Vesale, accompanied by his young bride, set off for Seville, where Charles then held bis court. Though she loved her husband, there was 8o much awe mingled with her affection as to throw an appearance of restraint over her demeanor towards him, even in the privacy of domestic life. The very nature of his pro fession and occupation was calculated to in crease that awe, and even to create some de gree of repugnance in a shrinking mind, which nothing but strong affection could overcome. Isabella's nature required skillful drawing out and tender fostering. Vesale, unfortunately, mistook her timidity for coldness, and resent ed it accordingly ; this led to estrangement on her part, which he attributed to dislike ; Jealous distrust at last took possession of his soul. Vesale's house became the resort of all that was noble and gallant in Seville, and he for a timo believed his own scientific conver sation to be the attraction. At tirst the young wife shoned her usual cslm indifference to the admiration that followed wherever she was seen ; but, at last something in her manner and countenance, whenever ono particular person appeared, or his name was mentioned, betrayed that there did exist a being ho had covered the secret for .-causing the blood to Yow more tumulttiously through her veins. -That person was Don Alva de Soils ; and as he .'was young, handsome, gay, and the most in constant gallant in Seville, the suspicions of '"Vesale were painfully aroused. He took si lent note of tho unusual emotions that agita ted Isabella whenever the nobleman was in bcr presence. The general conduct of Don Alva was cal culated to baflle suspicion, being marked by indifference. This would have misled the vigilant husband, had he not on ono occasion .when bis back was turned toward Don Alva, perceived him in an opposite mirror, fix his kindling eyes upon Isabella with an expres sion not to be mistaken, while she grew red and pale by turns, and then, as though unable to surmount bcr agitation, rose and left tho room. Shortly afterwards Vesale received an anonymous note, sayiDg "Look to yonr wife and Don Alva de Sons, and be not deceived by appearances. They only want a fitting opportunity to dishonor you. Even now he carries about him the gloves she dropped for him at mass." Vesale shut himself up to ponder over the most effectual means of avenging himself. His resolution was soon taken. Having estab lished schools of anatomy at San Lucar and Cordova, he obtained the Emperor's permis sion to visit them, quitted Seville ostensibly for that purpose, but returning the same night concealed himself in a tenement belonging to him at some distance from bis abode in Alca ar, which was devoted to the double purpose of a laboratory and dissecting room. He had taken no person into his coufidencc j he was alone in his own counsel. At dark on the following evening he issued forth, muffled to the eyes in a woman's mantle and hood, and left a note at Don Alva's habi tation, containing an embroidered glove of Isabella's and these words "I have obtained the key to Vesale's labora tory during his absence; be at the gate an hour after midnight, and you will be admitted on pronouncing the name of Isabella." The assignation was promptly kept by Don Alva. At an hour past midnight he left his bouse alone ; but he never returned to it. Whither he had gone none could say ; nor could any trace of him be discovered. It wis supposed he must have missed his footing and fallen into tho Guadalquiver, near which his abode was situated ; and that his body had been swept away by the waves into the ocean. Such an occurrence was calculated to pro duce a great sensation in the place where it happened ; and Vesale, recalled three weeks after by the illness of his wife, found the dis appearance of Don Alva the themo of every tongue. Ihealterea appearance of Isabella was attributed by Vesale to grief for the mys terious absence of Don Alva, and that convic tion took from him all pity for her sufferings. It chanced to be the festival of Santa Isa bella, and to fconor her patron saint, as well as to celebrate the return ot her husband, Isabel la put on her wedding dress, and seating her self by an open casement that overlooked the Alva gardens, she watched for his coming. But whilst her eyes were vainly fixed upon the path by which she expected him to appear, a hand was laid on her shoulder, and turning round she beheld Vesale standing beside her. "I have ordered the supper to be laid in my study," said he ; and taking her hand, he led her away to tho room iu question, dismissed the attendaut and closed the door. Every thing wore a festive air; yet the repast was cheerless. Perceiving that she had tasted nothing, Vesale poured a few drops of elixir in a cup of Malaga wine, aud presenting it to her : "Drink this," he said,"it is a sovereign cure for tho disease you are sullering from." "Pledge me the draught," she replied, fill ing up a goblet from tho same Ha.sk, and hand ing it to him, "and it will bring a quicker healing to me. Let us driuk to our absent f riend Andre." Vesale accepted the offering, and they emp tied their goblets together. "Talking of absent friends," said he, and suddenly fixing his eyes upon her, "you have not spoken to me of Don Alva dc Sobs. Are all hopes of hearing from him relinquished J He was a braggart and a libertine, and boasted that no woman ever resisted his reductions, that no husband ever suspected the injury he was preparing for him." Then grasping his wife by the hand, he led her up to tho door at t'i farther end of the room, and throwing the door wide, open, re vealed to her view a skeleton, susjeiided with in, holding in one of his bony hands one of her embroidered gloves. "Behold," he said pointing to the ghastly spectacle, "the gallant and beautiful Don Alva do Solis, the object ot your guilty love con template him well, if the sight can render your few moments any happier, for you are about to join him in another world the wine I have given yon was poisoned '." When the last dreadful sentence, and its most dreadful illustration fell upon her af frighted senses she became paralyzed with ex cess of emotion, the scream which had risen to her throat, died there in strangling mur murs, and sinking back, she fell as one dead upon the arms of Vesale. She was not dead, however, he had not pois oned her; that crime he had hesitated to com mit; yet he was none the less her murderer. Convulsion followed convulsion, and at last she died ; and, in that supreme moment, the hour that preceded death, her husband, who never quittod her, beheld one of those phe nomena which sometimes attcud the dying. Awakening from a torpid slumler; conscious ness and memory returned at once, and with them a calm and courage she had never pos sessed in the flesh of life. "Andre," said the dying woman, fixing her eyes on her husband, "I am dying by your hand, yet I am innocent; I never wronged you by thought or by deed ; "Don Alva pur sued me with his Live and threats, but I re pulsed them. I never loved but yon. I fear ed and honored you as much as I loved, but I dared not tell you of his pursuit. Oh, Andre, believe my words, the dying deal not in false hoods. Should I be thus calm were I guilty " Vesale, sinking upon his knees, solemnly protested his faith in the innocence of his wife, and with choking sobs, abjured her to believe he only feigned to give her poison, that he could not nerve bin hand to take her life; but the terror of death, not death itself was upon her. And while ho yet spoke, Isa bella murmured "Thanks be to heaven for this," and draw ing his hand towards her, laid it upon her heart and as she did so it ceased to beat. Learning and Appetite. It has been well known, at least 3inco the days of Dr. Johnson, that nature often furnishes the men of large brains with a good digestive Apparatus. But this truth has seldom been more strikingly ex pressed than it was lately by a celebrated col ored caterer, who practices his useful profes sion in one of our sister cities, which is re nowed for its excellent school of learning. A lady was about to make a party, and invite a mong others the faculty of the college. She therefore held a consultation with the caterer about the preparations which were necessary. She was somewhat surprised at tho estimates which he presented, and ventured to remon strate with him a little. "Them college folks is comin' V inquired he. "Yes," she replied. "Well then, depend on't, I'm right," ho said, with much emphasis, "for ma'am, the lamed 'ligious people cat awful !" Thick and Lo.vo. A testy lawyer in court, found himself bothered with a knotty witness, who wouldn't explain, as he desired, the dif ference, between th "thick" and"long" kinds of whalebone. "Why, man," said he, "you don't seem to know the distinction, between thick aud long. Ya's I dew." "Explain it, then." "Wa'al, you're thick-headed, but yon atn t long-headed, no bow !" said he. The Atlantic Cable h In no better cenditlon. HOW SAL AND .ME GOT MARRIED. Wei, at last, the nite cum, that orful night as was to fetch me into a new state uv bein, aud it found me in a dreadful fix, fust I felt good, then bad, fust proud, and then skcered like five hundred I went over tho mornin' afore the eventful nite to see Sal, an' lound her taking it mlty easy, rather in a hurry for nite to cum t I thought as for me, I was in a hurry wun minnit, and the next, I felt like I'd rather a little it had bin put off. Arter supper I washed, then put on the cleanest sort uv a shirt that Aunt Jane had fix ed mity nice and smooth, then 1 drawed on about as nice a set uv harness as you ever seed, tn' arter inarm an' Aunt Jane had prim ed up and fixed my hair and ciavat, I was red dy, ho oil I put's to Sal's dad's an I reckon I done about as much thinking goin over thar as was ever done by enny tither feller in the same time. At last I arriv, an was marched into the presence of Sal she sort a blushed an then set her head a one side an looked as sweet as any flower you ever seed. I thought she was about as putty a crcetur as ever I lade my ise upon. Directly Sal's sister says,"the parson's com, an in we walked where there was about fifty folks, an I felt mity bad and mity skeered, but tried my level best to keep a stiff upper lip. Well, wo took our place, Sal a hangin on my arm and me a lookin at the floor. The parson ses : "Du you take this wooman, (he mite a sed young lady,) as you hold by the hand too be your lawful wile, too help her an' keep her, till death dus you part 7" "I'll du my best," ses I, standin fust on one leg and then on tothcr, for all the world like a turkey on a hot rock. Then he looked at Sal, an ses he. "Du you take this man (like he didn't know my naiin) as you hold by the hand, to be your lawful husband, too nus him an to help him, till death dus you part ?" "Yes sir," ses Sal. "Then," ses he, "I pronounce you both man an wife, saluto your bride." With that I clenched Sal, and gave her about as hearty a buss as you ever heard ; then the fellers all cum around an kissed Sal like all blazes ; you could see that it dim 'em good, lrom the way they pitched in I thought Sal orter a stopped it, but she never sed a wurd ; as fur me, 1 kissed right and left an cum very near kissin a nigger gal as was fetchin in some water, when every one begun a gigglin an I begun to feel mity mean. Arter a while the kissin' an' foolin' was over and we all pitched into the goodies and if I ever saw sweetmeats fly it was then, I eat till I liked to have dropped an' everybody else dun thar best. At ten o'clock they all left an' sum of the b'jys ses, "Peter Won't you go home with us," an' all sech things. Arter they lelt there I sot by myself until a nigger girl came in to me an ses. "Massa Peter, Miss Sal's awaiting for you." "Whar is she?" says I. "She's in her room," ses she. 'Well, tell her to come down," scsl,"I am reddy to go anywhar she wants." "But," ses she, she's in bed." "Oh yes," ses I, "I forgot, but," sesl, "it's early yet, ain't it ?" She seed I was skeered, and begun a snig gcrin, till I picked up my hat and followed her, till she cum to a dore, an' ses, "that's ynre room." My hart jumped up to my throat as I 'nocked at the dore, but nobody answered : I knocked agin, and then a gettin despirrit I opened it and jewhillikins, the cold chills run over me. till I felt like somebody was apullin' a cedur bush up and down my back thar was Sal fast asleep, or pretendin' like, as I found ont, and Ihe candle a sAint' asjight as day ! I stood some time looking mity foolish, and then puts my hat on a cheer next I draw my cote off ; it was mighty hard to get oir then I shed my jacket and the balance of my harness, till I cum to my boots, an if ever I saw a pare of tight boots, them was tho wnns, I pulled, I tugged, I jerked, but they would not cum off, and happenin' to look around, I thought I seed Sal a peepiu' at me outer one eye, so I blose the light out, gits my boots off, and then but it ain't nobody's business, so I shunt tell any more. Well, I've trido marryin' sum time, an must say that arter a feller gets used to it, it ain't a bad thing. Horses and Stables. Blindness is very common among horses in our cities. This is caused in a great measure by keeping them in dark confined stables, and shading their eyes with harness blinders. Dark, ill-ventilated cellar stables arc quite common. This stupid practice should be a bolished, because such stables are very detri mental to the health of these noble animals. All stables should be dry, roomy structures, provided with windows to afford abundant light, and should also be frequently whitewash ed. The horse is a native of dry, sunny re gions, and requires to be kept dry and warm in order to attain to the greatest perfection. Close and confined stables, just like those which are so common, are the frequent cause of that violent disease called glandcr. A few years since, great ravages were committed a m ong the cavalry horses of France by this disease, but it is now almost unknown in that country. This result has been brought about by simply making larger stabtesf doubling the size of the stalls, and securing good ventila tion. In proportion to their bulk, horses need more fresh air than men, in order to perform the function of respiration, yet they are com monly cooped up in narrow stalls, which are not large enough to keep a dormouse's lungs at work. As the season is now approaching when, owing to inclement weather, horses will be more confined indoors, those who possess such animals should now devote some attention to provide them with stables suitable to their nature and wants, and by so doing they will greatly increase their health and longevity. AnItem for the Ladies. Tho red petticoat is to be the style this winter. The fashion, however, is not red with black stripes, which have become . so common, but the fine drab with variegated stripes, or rich black with crimson stripes, the upper part being black. A nice little contrivance for looping np the dress over the Balmoral is imported, and called "my lady's page." It is composed of elastic silk cord, with a jet hook and admirably aerves its purpose, relieving tho wearer from all the necessities of adjusting her skirts, or securing them from contact with the dirt and debris of the street. With this new arrangement the ladies can now triumphantly exclaim, "my skirts are clear!" A GAMBLING HEEL. The wealthy keeper of the roost fashionable, and magnificent gambling "bell" in this coun try, died a few weeks since at Washington City. His "house" being the most elegant, and his bank the most weighty and substan tial in tho country, it has been for years the fashionable and lascinating resort of wealthy planters, fast congressmen, aspiring diplomats, and ambitious sportsmen from every part of the world. For many years past he has lived in the most luxuriant style. In person he was about the medium size, fat and sleek, of pleasing address, and a generous disposition ; exhibiting in his general deportment to stran gers the characteristics of a well-fed, good natured clergyman, rather than those of a beartlesss unrelenting gambler. His wife, now a widow, was of good parentage; a wo man of rare beauty and accomplishments, pos sessing social qualities which, combined with the dazzling allurements of wealth, insured her troops of admirers and courtezans. Rol ling along the avenue in her magnificent e quipage, which far exceeds in richness and stylo that of the President of the United States, or that of. any other gentleman in Washington, she looked a very queen being quite undisturbed by any thought that her presence sent a dagger to scores of hearts, whose patrimony, unlawfully obtained, had contributed to her enjoyment, in the same proportion that its loss had added to the woes and wretchedness of the beholder. - His "establishment" was upon Pennsylva nia Avenue, between tho National Hotel and the Capitol. Let us approach and look at it : You enter by a door of variegated stained glass, which, by gas light reflects all the col ors of a rainbow. Ascending a flight of stairs you reach a door, pull the bell, and instantly a small aperture opens and you are greeted with a pair of red eyes and a double row of ivory, set in black, which nominally belong to Sambo, but which in fact are the property of the proprietor. A glance suffices. Y'ouhave filled Sambo's eye and are deemed passable. The door is at once opened and you are usher ed into the ante-room the vestibule of hell ! This room is not large but elegantly appoint ed the chief attraction being the side-board, which is of marble, nnd white as Diana's breast. Here are arranged in long and glistening columns decanters of cut glass, sparkling like brilliants, filled with the choicest nectar, and blushing to the very necks with the glowing vintage of the olden time. If you pass this rubicon without tasting its sparkling but dan gerous waters, it is not from any dearth of hospitality on tho part of your persuasive host. The spacious "Sporting hall" is now visible. The floor is covered with carpeting from the Orient, of immense cost and marvel lous beauty. The walls are adorned with su perb paintings of the old masters and the new, while pendant from the windows hang cur tains of embroidered lace, covered with gold en tapestry of Oriental magnificence, with mirrors of mammoth size reflecting your form and features from a score of gleaming em brasures. Along the hall, at convenient dis tances, are ranged circular tables of polished rose-wood, around which arc seated numbers of thoughtlul, anxious, dark-visaged men, who heed you not their eyes have another and stronger attraction. One would naturally snppose this to le a theater for jests, drollery and song, or bachanalian revelings, or pugilis tic encounters. Far from it. On the contra ry, all is hushed, silent, sepulchral. 'No real voice or sonnd Within those cheerless walls are found." You are opposed with the fearful stillness and awful silence which pervades the place. A langh, a joke, or even a curse, would be a sensil le relief. But yon hear nothing of this. An occasional long breath or halt subdued sigh is nil that tells the ear that these mad devotees are possessed of lungs and life. An hour's inspection satisfies your curiosity, and you are about taking your departure when a soft hand taps you on the shoulder, and a low voice : "Please don't leave, sir, supper will be ready in a few minutes." At precise ly half-past ten o'clock the doors of the di ning hall are thrown open and "snpper's ready," proclaims an immediate armistice be tween the combatants, and invites you to a more healthy and rational duty. The long tables groan beneath their burden of gold and silver plate, and the heaps of delicacies which adorn them. Here are venison from the brown forests of Maine, turkeys from the broad savanahs of the West, canvas-backs from the placid Potomac, trout from Superior, and salmon from St. Johns, together with fruits, flowers and wines for every taste and from ev ery clime. The repast over, you are permit ted, with a patronizing invitation, to "call a gain," to make your retreat to the open air, there to thank heaven that you are not a wor shiper within this magnificent yet cheerless a bode. One uight's wok a few days previous to the close ol the last session, made sad havoc among the coffers of this den. It is said that a distinguished Senator won on that night one hundred and eighty thousand dol lars, which broke the bank and caused a tem porary suspension. A new house, however, was soon purchased by bim, and was magnifi cently decorated, when the "king of terrors," the great unbeaten and unchallenged, stept in and closed the game of life forever. Physicians is America. In New York there is one physician to every 610 inhabi tants ; in Massachusetts, one to every 6C5; in Pennsylvania, one to every 661 ; in North Car olina, one to every 802 ; in Ohio, one to every 4C5 ; in Maine, one to every 884 ; and in Cali fornia, one to every 147. We can envy Maine and pity California, for some must swallow physic at a frightful rate in the Golden State. The whofc number of physicians in the Uni ted States is 40,481. A city merchant, not remarkably conversant with geography, picked up a newspaper and sat down to read. He had not proceeded far before he came to a passage stating that one of his vessels was in jeopardy. "Jeopardy ! Jeopardy ! Jeopardy 1" said tho astonished merchant, who had previously heard that bis vessel was lost ; "let me see, that is sume whre in the Mediterranean. Well, I am glad she has got into port, as I thought it was all over with her." An Irish gentleman at Doncaster observing in the list of horses one called Botherem, took such a fancy to the name that he bet consider able odds in his favor.. Toward tho conclusion of the race, bis favorite was, in the rear; but not at all put out, ha shouted so as to drown every other voice : . vBotherem forever ! . Sea how be drlres them all before Mm'!' CLAY AND ITS USES. There are lew substances more useful than bumble clay. It is emplo;. ed to construct our houses, in the form of bricks; and, under the names of china and stone-ware, it assumes the most varied and beautiful configurations in ves sels and articles employed in every household. When we reflect on the varied uses of clay, it becomes an exalted material in our estimation, because it is indispensable to tbc supply of so many wants. Yet although it has been employ ed in the arts from time immemorial, its com position and qualities are not very generally known. Clay is tho product of several kinds of rocks ; its character being determined by that from which it is derived. It is generally found as a sedimentary deposit, having been disintegrated from rocks by the action of wa ter and the atmosphere. Common blue clay is the product of slafjr rocks, and is a mixture of the oxyd of the raeral aluminum and Impal pable silica or sand. It is the aluminous oxyd which renders it unctuous and plastic when moist, and capable, in that state, of being molded into any form. The common clay used in making bricks contains a little oxyd ot iron ; this, when burned, imparts to them their peculiar red color. The manufacture of bricks in our country is carried on very extensively, involving tho investment of an immense aggregate capital, and the employment of many thousand oper atives. Within tho past fifteen years, machines have superseded hand-molding in brick -making, in largo yards. All art icles made of clay, when exposed to a very high temperature:such as burning in a kiln, acquire the hardness of the rock 8 of which their materials once form ed a part. C!as which contain an alkali and iron, readily fuse at a high tetuperature,where as neither alumina nor silica fuse, when un mixed with other substances. Burnt bricks are simple cubes of clay submitted to pressure iu molds, and gradually dried, to evaporate the moisture slowly; then they ore exposed to a high heat in the burniug process. As clay shrinks greatly when it is being dried and burned, articles made of it must bejired very carefully, or they will break to pieces or be come distorted in form. For this reason, bricks, when molded, arc first dried slowly in the sun, before they are burned ; during wet weather, therelore, this business cannot bo carried on in our country in the common way. Porter's clay for atone-ware contains 43.5 parts of silica; alumina, 32.2 ; lime, 0.C3; i ron, 1 ; water, 18. This clay is infusible in a porcelain kiln ; it only indurates in firing. The glazed face of stone-ware is made by a fusible composition put on the surface. Kaolin or porcelain clays are generally found 4 ri beds or seams among granitic rocks, from which they have been disintegrated. They contain no iron feldspar is their base. Most of the stone-ware and fine porcelain which come into our country from abroad are manu factured in Stafforshire, England, where $10, 000,000 worth of articles arc made annually, three-fourths of which are exported mostly to America. English porcelain is cheaper, but it is inferior to the French. As the gilding and ornamenting of china-ware greatly enhance its value, and, of course, increase the tariff dues on it, much plain porcelain is now imported into, and afterwards decorated in, New-York. Fire clay is composed of alumina and silica; and bricks made of it are very refractory. Those made for our household stoves are cx horbitant in price, and are generally inferior in quality, as they are liable to fuse in burning what is called "red ash" anthracite coal,which contains a little iron. A stove can be lined in a more durable manner with potter's clay than with fire-brick, at one-third the cost. It is ap plied by plastering it on the metal, and allow ing it to dry slowly afterwards. This infor mation may be useful to many of our readers, who can readily obtain such clay. A Little Difficulty In the "Way. An enterprising travelling agent for a well known Cleveland Tombstone Manufactory late ly made a business visit to a small town in an adjoining county. Hearing in the village that a man in a remote part of the township had lost his wife, he thought he would go and see him, and offer him, by way of consolation, a grave stone, on his usual reasonable terms. He started. The road was a horribly frightful one, but the agent persevered, and finally ar rived at tho bereave! man's house. Bereaved man's hired girl told the agent that the be reaved man was splitting rails "over in the pastur about two miles." The indefatigable agent hitched his horse, and started for the pastur." After falling into all manner of mudholes, scratching himself with briars, and tumbling over decayed logs, the agent at length found Ihe bereaved man. In a subdued voice he asked the man if he had lost his wife. The man said he had. The agent was very sorry to hear it and sympathized with the mau very deeply in his great affliction ; but death, be said, was an insatiate archer, and shot down all, both of high and low degree. Informed tho man that what was her loss was his gain,' and he would be glad to sell him a grave stono to mark the spot where the beloved one slept marble or common stone, as he chose, at prices defying competition. Tho bereaved man said there was "a little difficulty in the way." "Haven't you lost your wife T" in quired the agent. "Why, yes, I have," said the man, "hut no grave stnn ain't necessary ; for you see the cussed critter ain't dead r sAe' scooted with another man .'" The agent retired. 'Deadheads" on the Press. Talking of Vead-tieaamg, or availing ones-self of privi leges gratis, sombody remarks that "the press endures the infliction of dead-headism from the pulpit, the bar and the stage, from corpo rations, societies, aud individuals. It is ex pected to yield its interest it is required to give strength to weak institutions eyes to the blind, clothes to the naked, and bread to the hungry it is asked to cover up infirmities, bide weakness, and wink at its improprieties it is expected to herald quacks, bolster np dull authors, and flatter the vain; it is, in short, to be all things to all men and if it looks for pay or reward, . it is denounced as mean and sordid. There is no interest under the whole heavens that is expected to give so much to society, without pay or thanks, as the press." Death from Fright. The wife of Thomas Roper of Hartford was frightened to death fin Wednesday night by the fire which was near her dwelliug.; When the fire broke out she was standing in the sink room, and the sudden flash of tho flames upon the window of her bouse frightened her so that she fell dead npoa the floor. AN ESCAPED LOCOMOTIVE. A few days since, two passenger locomotives going in opposite direction oa the Little Mi oraa Road, camo in collision near the new tarn table, a ruilo or fo above the Front street de pot, Cincinnati. The engineers saw each oth er in time to 'reverse,' and one, or both sprang to the ground in anticipation of the shock, which, however, was not great, as neither was encumbered by the momentum of s train. But the force of the collision jerked the throttle) valve of the upward engine wide open, and before tho engineer could retain his footing, it leaped backward with a frightful bound and disappeared, city-ward, in the thick fog. Hor ror seized the men gathered at the spot, for the escaped monster was fired up for the ex press run to Chilocothe, and roaring under a full head of steam right in its path a mile be low were a hundred passengers settled o their cushioned seats in the Columbia Expreas,soom . to leave the depot, and beyond these an nna larmed city of two hundred thousand souls. It was all with God. No power could fol low after, and the doomed people were hardly warned by the trembling ground and the clank of insane machinery, before the visitation was upon them. - Fortunately, should we not say providential ly, a switch under the arch of the depot that should have been open to the outgoing train, had been left shut by a negligent watchman, and the fiery iron comet, going at seventy miles an hour, swept through the building ml' most singing the faces of the horror stricKon subjects ot a Passover in the crowded passen ger cars on the parallel track on, right on, through the eastern wall of the depot, and now, leaving the track, out upon the city. Fortunately, again the direction of tke enginw was aside from the crowded street, and led straight into one of those hnge piles of stono coal, that at this season fill the yards of our fuel merchants. Into this nearly fifty feci lrom the depot the engine sailed, absolutly without touching tho intermediate ground. Here it buried itself and wallowed ia its owa wreck until its fires had gone down and its steam was quite spent. The Ticket Agent of the Little Miami, in at tempting to describe the appearance of the lo comotive as it came through the depot, uses the most expressive paradox, "I saw a sodden noise go by, and all was still again." People in Newport beard the unusual noise made by the clang of the flying engine, and came over on the ferry boat to learn the cause. The exact circumstances of the collision waa not easily learned. Tho Little Miami locomo tive, John Kugler,was backing down from Pen dleton shop to take out the C A. M. Express that followed the Columbus train with an in terval of fifteen minutes. The Sutler might have been a little in advance of its tiaae, as it should Lave left the shop three miles above) the depot, at 5.30, and the majority of the tcs tinrcny makes the time of collision 5.23io5.30. Onthee:her hand, it was incumbent on th Marietta engineer to keep oct ot the Kugler'a -way, and moreover, the apparent force of tke collision' did not justify him in jumping from his engine. But it is not true that the latter gave his machmo team after he reversed, nor that he was inexperienced on a locomotive. He (Waterman) was the regular engineer of the" yard, or switching engine. It is likely that both, engines were going too fast, consider! ug the circumstances of the time, and the thick fog. BatGHAX Y"otso's Bovs is Trouble. Th editor ot the St. Joseph Journal has been shown a letter trora David II. Burr.esq., late Surveyor General of Utah, to Mr. Hockaday, dated Oc tober 22, from which we make the following extract to show how matters aro progressing- " in the Holy Valley : ' " 'The Mormons are tolerably qniet at pres- ' ent, though occasionally they show the cloveo foot. Yesterday, Joe and Brigham Young, (sons of the Prophet) went into Gilbert & Ger- ' rish's store and were impudent to Gilbert, when he collared them and summarily ejected them from his store. Joe got on bis horso, -and, drawing his revolver, attempted to rid in and shoot Gilbert, but Brigham being a lit tle more discreet, prevented him. A crowd 1 gathered around, revolvers were drawn, and a .. trifle then would have produced a collision. If Joe had not been stopped he wonld certain ly have been shot. Some Mormons went tbea and arrested them both, pretending to takt them to the calaboose.' " Six Generations. On Wednesday a week, at West Koxbury, Mass., a boy was born, who can count probably more liTing ancestors thaa j any other person in Massachusetts. He has, of course, a mother ; but he also possesses th care of the following : A grandmother, aged 40 ; a great grandmother, aged 58 ; a great- ' great grandmother, aged 79; and a great- gteat-great-grandlather, aged 97. But th . most singular of all is, that all but the old gen tleman were born iu the same bouse and tamo room, and be says he himself wonld have been, bad it not been for. a visit his parents were making near Boston. Mr. Prescott, the old -gentleman referred to, is now looking finely, and says if he lives long enongh to see his last ' hero married, and a father, he will beat the world, and be satisfied. Plating "Tag" with a Bear. The Detroit Advertiser tells tho fallowing bear, story: "Last Sadurday morning, while laborer liv- : -ing at Fort Gratiot, was proceefWg in a boat , to Port Huron, he came np with a huge bear,; swimming across. - He struck bis bearship -blow over the head with his oar, when the en-. ; raged animal made for him, and climbing into the boat he compelled the man to take the water. The bear then followed him, and the . man contrived to get into the boat again. A neighbor seeing bis predicament came to his relief with an axe, and broke up this pleasant- : little game of "tag" between the man and -bear, by breaking in tbe latter's head. He , was killed and brought ashore. lie is said to ' be of the largest size, and will doubtless weigh -somewhere in the neighborhood of 800 pounds.'' A Skrzwd Old Rat. An .old rat la B A. Morey's apothecary shop, Lee, Mass., bad. '. long defied all modern Inventions for bis cap ture. The clerk then baited him on dinners 1 of bntter crackers, which the rat relished ex--" ceedingly, but when at last a little t trychnioe was sprinkled on ono aide, b knowing var mint turned the cracker over, and scraped hi meal off the other side. . . Sale or Ash Last. The Memphis Jletlanch ftates that James B. Clay ha aold the resi-r, dence of Henry Clay, Ashland, fo 200,000' acrei of Tent land.