1)1 lit BY S. B. BOW. CLEARFIELD, PA., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29, 1857. VOL. 3.-N0. 36. ri ll i; A- V 'ft "VI . V v- i 1 (I ft 1 4 A. t -n J V t . OVOCATXOJI TO SPRING. r Xovely season . balay Spring I ' . , feme and all thy gladness bring ! t Come on beds of fairest flower. Wiih fragrance of magnolian bowers ! Com and paint the violet bine, ' And the lily's charm renew ; . - Lovely season ! balmy Spring ! , ; Come, and 'round thy beauties fling ? j Poou amid the vernal grove, Will appear the birds we love. Sweetest notes that mount on high, ' Greeting Spring' uncertain iky, ' - Are the gentle round that float From theao warbler's tuneful throat : Loroly aeajoa ! balm y fc-pring! Como and all thy birdling's bring t Come and give the rose it bloom, .And the flow'rets their perfume, And the verdant Holds bestrew With thy pearly dropi of dew. - Lovely season f balmy Spring! Come with fragrance on thy wing. Come, adored in artloti style ! Come, and let creation sinlle. . From the Portland Transcript. MONEY IS ALL. -' This la what they say, I know, but that doesn't quite make it bo. Money is an excel Uuit thing, aud has done a great work for the vorld a the drunken sailor said water had f.T tiA igit.wii j but sometimes it so happens .' when it man secures all ho nims at, he is ' discontented as 1eforr he had a dollar in rr. : l.use. M"-e ,;irl mi!.o the most of the mischief in 't'i r-lter; for they will hardly look at any-i-vdy who is uot "ric':" and hence uiaDy a yong fellow, wh j is competent to make a wo-r--.w hpy ucr days, is obliged to take up jth shivery bachelor's commons, till he is ei'"r in luck or in his grave. And that is of t... just r.bout the same thir.g. Sanh Storms was one of a family of scven een daughters ; and that family unfortunately .r er?dtO bepoor. Hence the mother kept & 'iia-p oy on all the opportunities that offer tifor "matches." She grew as keen as an operator in State street, and didn't disguise it ..;.' '"t'.f s much, either. Sarah ought to have been married long ago, said her mother. Slier.".? 1 mm not going to guess how old; but old enough to take the prefix, Mrs., Cer .uly.. Her mother bad been looking out for I.e., a ad she had been looking out for herself. Two or three enretic, enterprising and like ly yc.rs r-.en bad bestowed their favors in vain, and two or three moro had concluded that It ras no use for them to try cither. So there she was, pretty well ashore, as you can see for yourself. What to dof she didn't know, till aiong canio a rich, old bachelor both rich and old who seemed to have moved into the place expressly for the purpose of reliev ing the worthy Storms family of their trouble, lie was a stranger to everybody. All that w.ns known of him was, that he was rich. And for Mrs. Storms, and Sarah, too, that was enough. It wai'enough for all the money hunters be sides. To find a rich stranger come to settle cniong ihi:m, was like waking up some fine n.viuinj, and finding the whole menagerie elephant and all right before their doors. It would make a deacon laugh in meeting, to tell hiui the many little devices that were practised by the mother Storms, to first enlist, and then engross the attention of Mr. Mulli gan, the rich stranger. And (hey did it; of course they did, thongh every other female In town cut them off from their friendship in con sequence. Then, having secured his acquain tance, how they watched, and worked, ami coulrived, to win over his well, his partiality and they did that, too. All the world could not havo stopped them. Other girls were jeal ous, and held back j this only gave tho Storms si clearer Geld for operation. What did Mrs. Storms knenr about Mr. Mulligan's disposi tion? Nothing. What did she care 7 Less. "What did' ah? thir'i of, but tho swiftest way of mr.rrying off her darling daughter, and marry And sha succeeded in that, too. Sarah Stcrtns had a pretty, infantile face, and show ed a row of teeth as whitu as curds whenever she laughed. She had a rather tall and grace ful figure too, and took pains to show a pretty foot as often as Mr. Mulligan was in the way of seeing it. And what did ho know about women or matrimony or any of tho finer and fairer qualities tint ara so essential to do ' mestic felicity T Nothing nothing nothing. Sarah was a pretty girl, and he liked her looks ---oho appeared to bo very attentive to him, nd his fancy bewildered and deluded him. So he stolo over one evening, and offered him olf plump. Sho didn't refuse him, and you needn't think sho did. JS'or did her mother u!t down after ho had gone until Sarah had told her the story, and cried au hour or two about it. No, kind reader, you know better as well as I do. They mado a family Thanks r''iDg over the event, hoping that every other : -ni'. in tho t'jwn felt like Instituting a Fast. Tl.iy were married. Sarah Storms was " ':" ssy Mrs. MvlHgan. Some of the girls r ' ' 'f never vould own such a name but in fair to sy of them that they were envious. How could they well help it, when Sarah had drawn the ouly prize, and rhey nothing but a bominable blanks ? They made a great party on tho occasion, and a groat fuss. All tbo own and country were set In an uproar, Just because an old man was going to marry a young girl as if that would mend the matter at all, when there was no such thing as mend ing it in the world. Mr. Mulligan moved his new young wife into a nlco house, nicely fur nished, and told her there she was,' moaning, I suppose, that now there was no help for her But she tbooght he only meant that she was the miitrtsi. Everything was in order. Eve rything was fine. The rooms were newly fur nished, but lacked the cozy look of home. The walls were high and chilly. The ntmos- phere was a strange atmosphere, and Sarah didn't know for a time whether she was going to get used to it. But there ahe was, alone and thoughtful. : Before this, she believed that as soon as she was married, all her old friends would flock In to see her and express their envy of her good luck. That would make her so much happier, you know. But not a living soul came near her. A few middle-aged people, old housekeepers themselves, dropped in to make wedding calls, but as for young folks, her schoolmates and playmates, they kept away from her, and looked askance at her in meeting. "Never mind I" thought she to herself. At least, I can make up for it, by having my sis ters and my mother around me." Yes, she tried that experiment, and tried it thoroughly. This was the way of it. She conld not bear to be left alone so much no young girl could. Therefore, sho sent for her family to come and share her good fortune freely. And they came. Susan, and Julia, and Ellen, and Fan ny, and Mary, they were all there, with their mother, and Elizabeth besides. They were there every day. Some of them stayed to dinner; some stayed to supper; some were there all through the evening. They took the house by storm, without trying to come short of a pun by a singlo letter ; overhauled the kitchen, tho parlor, tho pantry. In all her domestic arrangements, great and small, they had busy and energetic hands. They arranged the table, and hunted over Mr. Mulligan's wardrobe. . They wondered, and held up their hands, and admired ; in truth, they the Storms family and not Mulligan's wardrobe, became occupants of his newly bought and furnished house. Mr. Mulligan began to grow nettled. "Sarah, said he, ono day, "don't go to your mother's so much." It did not sound like a request; it was an order. She looked up at him in surprise. "I think your friends are here altogether more than is for your good." And bo plung ed his face in a newspaper. The strangest feelings camo over her. Did she ever stop to think that her husband would address such language to her as that and so soon after marriage, too ? Not long after, Sarah's mother sent her a nice pudding for dinner. "Seo here," said the young wife to her husband. "See what the folks have sent in." "A pudding, hey 1 'Well how many do they expect you to send back again J" and utter ly re I' used to taste a bit of it. Sarah's heart was cut again. A young girl like her never had thought such things of. her husband, especially as she knew beforehand how rich he was. Ho could have fed theStorms family the year round, and not have felt it j the trouble was he wouldn't. Christmas came along. "Mr. Mulligan," said sho, teasingly. He grunted a monysyl lable at her, and listened. "I want to make mother a present, you kpow, she has been so kind to us since we were married." t Altogether too kind," he answered. Her eyes filled instantly. "But 1 can't help wanting to do something for my own mother," said she. "Then why don't you doit? but not with my money, let mo tell you." There it was. She had married his pile of money, without stopping to consider what kind of a man she was likely to get along with it ; and now sho was learning at a terrible cost of her happiness. Of course, the Storms fam ily heard of his sentiments toward her. But sho was satisfied for a time to ponder upon it by herself. There was ever so much prido in tho way to begin with; and how could sho make a needless fuss before the public? There fore, sho concluded to be silent, to seo how matters would como out. Ono evening again, Sarah made a little party unbeknown to her husband; sho thought that thus she could a void irritating him. 'For ho seemed to have grown so crabbed and cross of late, there was no trying to do anything with him. They w'ere all assembled in one room, and having the gayest time of it you can think of. Susan, and Julia, and Ellen, Fanny and Eliza beth they were there In tho best of dress and the highest of spirits together with Mrs. Storms, of course. She had engineered this little affair herself, all with her own hands and brain. This sho meant as a sort of coup d'etat to show Mr. Mulligan, the husband of her danghter Sarah Mulligan, that there were some things that could be done just as well as others, and that she knew how to do them too. So thcro was her whole family, except JhV.Storms, but he was nobody. Such a time as they were having. Tho "best lamps' were lighted, and made day of the darkest corners. The fire glowed in a mass of living coals, warming ev ery hand aDd heart there was there. Sarah looked as composed and courageous as she possfbly could, while her mother kept one eye on the rest, and tho other and the better ono on the door. If Mr. Mulligan camo in, she was to assume responsibility, authority, every thing else. Sarah was to go just for nothing. "I'll break bim of this habit of growling," thought Mrs. Storms , "and the sooner it . done the better for biro and for us. Ill let bim know that I ara still my daughter's moth. er, and that I never threw her away when I consented to let her marry bim. We shall see who rules, and see pretty soon, I'm thinking." The fun went on games, plays, romps, chat and laughter. The room was a little world of life and happiness. Mrs. Storms pretended to take a part in tbem "herself, but still she was uneasy,-not to aay uncomfortable. Sarah didn't know exactly how she did feel. She felt like anybody but the mistress or even the vicegerent of her own house. She was think ing of her lord thinking she had a great deal rather be would stay out a while, than como In. But her thinking abont it made but little diff erence, for before even mother Storms herself was aware of it, the door opened, and in he bolted. He stodd stock-still for a moment, surveying them all. Then he marched straight to his chair by the fire, and thumped down In to it with a rich man's emphasis. Mrs. Storms ventured to accost him first. "I'd like to know whose bouse you think this is," he replied to her. "Mr. Mulligan," said she, assuming avast deal of dignity, "your wife is my daughter. "And that's all the relstionship. I wish you'd remember it. I didn't marry the whole family." The mother grew rsd ind lost her temper. "Do you mean to say, sir," she asked, "that wo are not at liberty to come into her house 7" "This is my house." And os much hers as yours." "Never ! Just recollect that if you please, I own my own property. I promised only to support her. And here I find I have a whole family on my shoulders. It appears too much like beggars." ' ' , "Beggars ! sir V demanded Mrs. Storms "Do you call us beggars, sir." "It's getting to be not much better, I can assure you." "Sarah, do you hear that ? Do yoji intend to sit and hear your mother and yonr own sis ters insulted before your face, in yxur own house,' too ? Will you submit to that, my daughter?" , "You have no authority, madam," said Mr. Mulligan. "You had better leave. I am mas ter here." Upon which she got up in a rage, and bade all her daughters to follow her, Sarah inclu sive. "I command you to stay here with.me J said the husband to his wife." Sarah set up to cry. "Come along with your mother," said the latter, going forward and taking a persuasive hold of her. "If you go, I forbid you this house forever," said he. "You leave at your own peril." The mother was too much for her. Even she, designing as she was, forgot the conse quences, ana trooped oil with the rest, one hoped that Mr. Mulligan would come round in the morning, and be sorry for it. So in tho morning, sho sent for some of her daughter's clothes. But the determined husband would not let a single rag go. He said he knew his rights., and he Intended to maintain them. And he did. The conse quence of it 'A as, that a separation at once took place; the matter became public scandal ; Sa rah was a poor, broken down woman ; her mother fretted her own and her family's hap piness all away ; and Mr. Mulligan moved off to other and distant quarters. And so this bubble of Mrs. Storm's own blowing, had bro ken, and fallen a mere tear drop' to the ground. But not a girl in all that town has thought to give away her heart or her hand since, with out first making particular inquiry in relation to tho temper as well as the pocket of her fu ture husband. All the other young ladies would do well to take a hint or two from their example. Terrible and Fatal Affair. A terrible affair occurred in Bullitt county, Ky., two or three miles from Shepherdsville, on Thursday last. A young man in the neighborhood bad for some time been paying attentions, with a view to matrimony, to.a young lady named E lizabeth Buchcy. For some reason the young gentleman was objectionable to the girl's fath er, Mr. Julius Bnchey, who broke off tho alli ance and forbade the young man's visits. It is said that, in compliance with her father's wish, the young lady discarded her lover ; but tho old gentleman, suspecting bis daughter still indulged a lingering affection for her ad mirer, bas been watchful of her movements. Sho expressed a wish on Thursday morning to spend the day at the residence of a neighbor, Mr. EHaa Hall, to which her father objected, adding that he had no doubt but it was her de sign to meet her old lover. The young lady protested that sho had no thought of meeting him, and rebuked her father lor his lack of confidence. During the conversation Mr. Bu chey became excited apd exasperated, and, drawing a revolver, fired at his daughter, the shot taking effect iu her head. ', The first shot was not fatal, and the young lady turned to run, when the father fired another shot after her, which penetrated a vital part, killing her instantly. Conscious of the terrible crime which ho had committed, but frantic with ex citement, the unnatural parent discharged the contents of a third barrel into his own head, and expired as be fell. The tragedy is rend ered even more painful by the reflection that the father has been highly, esteemed by his neighbors and all who ;knew him, was well to do in the world, and apparently happy. For the "Raftsman's Journal." NEWSPAPERS , AND rOETKY. What a variety of taste and style do we meet with In the Journals of the day. Some give us the news ; others are filled with dry discussions of political questions ; some contain little else than advertisements ; others again are devoted to manures and guano, potatoes and : hemp ; some are concerned about what they call sci entific discoveries, and others about theology and abstruse morals, forgetting, that "God is love, and that he that dwelleth in love, dwel leth in God." , Mr. Editor: Why cannot-we have Jn" the same journal, what we ought to have in the same life, if that life is a barmonions one ? As we ought to be religious, cannot we have some theology, something devotional ; as we ought to be honest, cannot we have something on morats ; as It is onr duty to be progressive, caunot we have something on science ; and something too, on agriculture and domestic e conomy, as we have both, stomachs and backs to support. As we are inquisitive creatures, let us have the news of tho day. Let ns have too, a good portion of politics, for in this coun try we all belong to the nobility, we are all kings and queens. And last, don't deprive us of poetry, for our natures require this too. We have hearts to be educated, we have affec tions and sympathies to bo developed,we havo tastes to be refined, and poetry, with children and female society, are tho means of doing it. No journal should bo without its "poet's cor ner." I would as soon see an old bachelor, shut himself out from the beautiful and lovely of earth, as a journal without poetry. No per sonal allusions, Mr. Editor, but without poetry, children and female society, tho world would be only one great Sahara. Why, Mr. Editor, a newspaper without poe try, is like a family without children, or a gar den without flowers. What would the world be without children 7 It would soon grow sav age and barbarous., then old and sour, and dio at last with the ague of the heart. I know some persons never read what is in the poet's corner ; but there are also some strange non descripts who are equally displeased with what they aro pleased to call tho incumbrances of life. Those who can call children by this name ought to be hung at once to save them from committing a crime worthy of this death. It is true, you cannot talk theology or philoso phy to children, but they can talk these things to you. And you have a heart, and children can draw out and educate that heart as no oth ers can. As the dews refresh nature, as well as the showers and the sun, so do the prattle and merry laugh of children cultivate the heart, and draw out its amiabilities. So it is, Mr. Editor, with poetry. It speaks to the heart, as sun-light to the flowers ; it comforts the soul, as dew the withered grass ; it mellows and refines our nature like the smiles and kisses of infants. Those who dislike poetry and chil dren, look down upon the world like marble statues, with their eyes of stone t having just as little heart of flesh, as these their stony prototypes. They don't read poetry ! Well they ought to read it to thaw out their icy natures, to hu manize their savage heart. They don't read poetry I And for the same reason, too, that the sick don't eat food ; their whole moral na ture is diseased, the fountain of human sym pathy is dried np, their humanity bas given place to the selfish propensities of the brute. Women and children read poetry, and ever will. There is a nature in them that sends back an ocho to every stroke of poetic beauty, and a chord In their hearts that vibrates to ev ery touch of poetic tenderness. Bless God for this oasis in the sandy deserts of life. The selfish propensities have not driei'out of their hearts all the holier sympathies of nature, nor have they rendered them incapable of partici pating in the joys and sorrows, in the emotions and tastes of others. Mr. Editor, I have sent you several letters from "John," which you were pleaed to pub lish. The above train of thought was sugges ted by reading a letter from "John" to a little girl, namod Florence, or Floy, a daughter of G. W. M'CulIy. I transcribe the verses, and send tbem to you for publication. I know they will be enjoyed by your readers, and es pecially by those who know "John,!' for "none know him, but to love him, none name bim but to praise." . , ; LINE3 ADDRESSED TO FLOY, BT JOB R. C B, or KANSAS TERRITORY". Green hills around us. stretching far away. Bask In the sunlight while the brecsca play Slightly, or harshly; in their airy ircad, As t were the sound of angels overhead. And when our heart fills with a strange delight, And ev'ry pulse beats quicker at the sight, The mirage waters, mocking as they flow, Warn us to keep our spirits pure below. When spring arrays the fulness of her bloom Around us, thus to smile away our gloom. Thy laughing face shall sport amidst her flowers Among the playmates of my cliildhood hours. Then shall my heart, in memory wandering back Along the sunnier portions of life's track, With hones renewed,castoff each dragging chain, Aid be in thought, a little child again. . For In those hopes, which thus my heart beguile, Eternal spring, eternal childhood smile. 0 Florence, seek the hope of heaven to share, And in youth's freshness, set thy treasure there; For time flies fast. Good bye, my little friend ; Sweet thoughts around me throng, to thee extend, And I shall feel their thrilling gnsh of joy Whene'er I think of flowrets, or of Floy. The reference, Mr. Editor, is the second verso to the mirace. is very beautiful. "The mirage waters, mocking as they flow, Warn us to keep our spirits pure below." Under favorable circumstances, the people of Kansas are permitted to see the most beau tiful mirage. The image of the stream, the slopes, the groves, are painted on the air a bove, and are seen in all their beauty, and more than all, for a larger view Is thus bad of tho whole acene, than could be bad from any one point of observation. The two first stan aa give us a beautiful picture of Kansas scene ry. Yours truly, ; Moss. Glenhope, March 81st, 1S57. UTAH. RESIQJf ATIOX OF JCDCE tRCMMO!f D. To the Hon. J. S. Black, attorney General of the U.S. ll'ashiiigton City, D.C.t My Dear Sir : As I have concluded to re sign the office of Justice of the Supreme Court of the Territory of Utah, which position I accepted in A. D. 1851, undr the administra tion of President Pierce, I deem it due to the public to give some of the reasons why I do so. In the first place. Uriehani l ountr, the Governor of Utah Territory, is the acknowl edged head of the "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, commonly called "Mor mons," and as such head the Mormons look to bim, and to hint alone, for the law by which they are to be governed ; therefore no law of Congress is by them considered binding in any manner. Secondly. I know that there is a secret oath-bound organization among all the male members of the church, to acknowledge no law save the law of tho "Holy Priesthood,'' which comes to the people through Brighara Young, direct from God, he, Young, being the vice-gerent of God and prophetic successor cf Joseph Smith, who was the founder of this blind and treasonablo organization. Thirdly. Iam fully aware that there is a sot of men set apart by special order of the church to take both the lives and property of persons who may question the authority of the church, (the names of whom I will promptly make known at a future time.) Fourthly. That the records, papers, &c, of the Supreme Court have been destroyed by or der of the church, with direct knowledge and approbation of Governor B. Young, and the federal officers grossly insulted for presuming to raise a single question about the treasona blo act. Fifthly. That the federal officers of the ter ritory are constantly insulted, harrasscd and annoyed by the Mormons, and for those insults there is no redress. " Sixthly. That the federal officers are daily compelled to hear the form of the American government traduced, the chief executives of tho nation, both living and dead, slandered and abused from the masses, as well as from all the leading members of the church, in the most vulgar, loathsome and wicked manner that the evil passious of man can possibly con ceive. ' Again. That after Moroni Green had been convicted in the District Court before my col league, Judge Kinnoy, of an assault with in tent to commit murder, and afterwards, on ap peal to the Supreme Court, the judgment be ing affirmed, and the said Green sentenced to tho penitentiary, Crigharu Young gave a full pardon to the said Green before he reached the penitentiary ; also, that the said Governor Young pardoned a man by the name of Baker, who had been tried and sentenced to ten years' imprisonment in the penitentiary for the mur der of a dumb boy by the name of White House, the proof showing one of the roost ag gravated cases of murder that I ever knew be ing tried; and to insult the Court and govern ment officers, this . man Young took this par doncd criminal with him, in proper person, to church on the next Sabbath after his convic tion, Baker in the meantime having received a full pardon from Governor- Brigham Young. These two men were Mormons. On the other haud, I charge the Mormons, and Gov. Young in particular, with imprison ing five or six young men from Missouri and Iowa, who are now in the penitentiary of Utah, without those men having violated any crimi nal law in America, but they were anti-Mormons, poor, uneducated young men, on their way to California; but because they emigra ted from Illinois, Iowa or Missouri, and passed by Great Salt Lake City, they were indicted by a Probate Court, and most brutally and in humanly dealt with, in addition to being sum marily incarcerated in the saintly prison of the Territory of Utah. I also charge Governor Young with constantly interfering with the federal courts, directing the Grand Jury whom to indict and whom not ; and, aft jr the Judge's charge to the Grand Juries aa to their duties, that this man, Young, Invariably has some member of the Grand Jury advised in advance as to his will in relation to their labors, and that hit charge thus given is the only charge known, obeyed, or received by all the Grand Juries of the federal courts of Utah territory. Again, sir, after a careful and mature inves- ; tigation, I have been compelled to come to the conclusion, heart-rending and sickening as it may be, that Capt. John W. Gnnnison and his party of eight others, were murdered by the Indians In 1858, under tho order, advice, and direction of the Mormons, and that my Illus trious and distinguished predecessor, Ilon.Le oaldas Shaver, can to hi death by drinking poisonous liquors, given to bim' under the or der of the leading men of the Mormon Church, in Great Salt Lake City ; that the late Secre tary of the Territory, A. W. Babbitt, waa mur dered on the ptilns, by a band of mormon ma rauders, onder the particular and special order of Brigham Young, lleber C. Kimball and J. M. Grant, and not by the Indians, as reported by tho Mormons themselves , and that they were sent from Salt Lake City for that purpose, and that only ; and as members of the Danite Baud, they were bound to do tbo will of Brig ham Young, as the bead of the Church, or for feit their own lives. ''..".' 7 Theso reason, with many others that 1 might give, which would be too heart-rending to in sert in thjs communication, have induced me to resign the office of Justice of the Territory of Utah, and again return to my adopted Stats of Illinois. My reason for making this com-i munication thni public, is that the Democrat ic party, with which I have always strictly ac ted," Is the party now in power, and therefore is the party that should now be held responsi ble for the treasonable and disgraceful state of affairs that now exist In Utah Territory. X could, sir, If necessary, refer t a cloud of wit nesses to attest the reasons I have given, aad the charges, bold as they are, against those despots who rule with an iion hand their hun dred thousand souls in Utah', and their two hundred thousand out of that notable Territo ry, but shall not do so for the reason that tho lives of such gentlemen as I should designate in Utah and California would not be safe for a single day. ' ' Iu conclusion, sir, I have to say, that In my career as Justice of the Supreme Court of U tah Territory, I havo tho consolation of know ing that I did my duty; that neither threats nor intimidations drove me from that path; upon the other band, I am pained to aay, that I accomplished little good white there ; that the Judiciary is only treated ara farce. The only rule of law by which the infatuated fol lowers of this curious people will be governed is the law of the Church, and that emenatea from Gov. Brigham Young, and bim atone. I do believe that if there were a man put in office as Governor of that Territory who is not a member of the Church (Mormon?), and be supported with a sufficient military aid, that much good would result from such a course ; but as the Territory is now governed, and bas been since the administration of Mr. Fillmore, at which time Young received bis appointment as Governor, it is noon-day madness and folly . to attempt to administer tho law in that Terri tory. The officers are insulted, harrassed and murdered for doing their duty, and not recog nizing Brighara Young as the only law-giver and law-maker on earth. Of this every man can bear incontestiblo evidence who has been willing to accept an appointment in Utah ; and I assure you, sir, that no man would be will.ng to risk bis life and property in'that Territory, after once trying the sad experiment. " With au ardent desire that the present Ad ministration will give due and timely aid to the officers that may be so unfortunate as to accept situations in that Territory, and that the withering curse which rests- upon this na tion by virtue of the peculiar and heart-rending institutions of tho Territory of Utah may be speedily removed, to the honor and credit of our happy country. I now remain, your obedient servant, AY. W. DttiMMOKD, Justice of Ut. Territory. . March 30, A. D. 1857. Osiy Ojie 0'Ci.ock. Mr. , cetning home late one night from "meeting," was met at the door by his wife. "Pretty time of night, Mr. , for you to come home pretty time, three o'clock in the morning, you, a respectable man in the com munity, and the father of a family !" "Tisn't three, it's only one 1 heard it strike. Council always sits till one o'clock." "My soul 1 Mr. , you're drunk, as true as I am alive, you're drunk it's three o'closk in the morning." . "I say, Mrs , it's one I heard it strike one as I came round the corner, two or three timet t" ETThere is a story extant of a young wag who was onca invited to dine with an old gen tleman of rather budden tempei. The dining room was on the second floor, and the princi pal dish was a fine roast ham. When the old gentleman undertook to carve it, bo found the knife ratherdull, and in a sudden passion flung it down stairs after the servant, who brought it. Whereupon the young gentleman seized the ham, and with admirable dexterity hurled it after the knife. "What on earth do you mean ?" exclaimed the old gentleman, as soon as Le coaKI apeak. "I beg yonr pardon," was the cool reply, "I thought you were going to dine down stairs." . . . ' : . . ET-Mrs. Smith, hearing strange sounds. In quired of her new servant if she snored in bcr sleep. "I don't know, marm " replied Beckr. "I never lay awake long enough to disklver." i - KBlessed are those who are afraid oi thun der for they shall hesitate about getting mar ried, and keep away from political meetings. Q3rI there a word in the English lan guage, that contains all the rowels I" ".Yet, unkwestlonably. '."','