-;: - J v . VOL 3.-NO. 31. BY S; B. ROW. OLEABFIELD, PA.', WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18, 1851 v i t CJCSHINE OF THE HEART. Oh ! don't ct sighing through the world, Thr'i sunshine all the way: . " IftomH bat do the acts that e'er Refleot tho blessad ray. It jlUtena In the grateful taar, That flowi for kindly deed, And quivers in the voice that aoba Iu thank, for help, in need. - It sparkles oft in radiant smiles, At to dm, tuned in the heart. . And guided over the page of life, With beams that ne'er depart. It dwelleth in the loving look - That answers to our own. And swelleth op a spring of joy, To selfish tasto unknown. It smooths the rugged ways of life, ' With carpet soft and light, ' Woven of conscience free from frowns, .. And impulse acted right. It cheers the darkest hour on earth Steclyunder sorrows deep ; ' " And even smiles above the path, . ' - That leads to dreamless steep. ' From the Boston True Flag. ITOAXING THE DOCTOR. Dr. Tallman was six feet two inches high, and proportionately athletic. Undoubtedly be would have made a butter farmer thau physi cian, but bis mother insisted on it that he was a genius, and that he should be sent to college, lie went to college, studied medicine, and cime out one cf the tallest doctors in the State. He had not much taste for physic, and tie believe the doctors generally have not ; bet 2i!s father's exchequer was exhausted by the drains bis education had made upon it, and he was compelled to follow the life marked out for him by his mother. Thcro was no polish in Dr. Tallman's man ners, consequently lie did not thrive with the ladies ; and when the ladies get out with a doc tor, he might as well hang up bis fiddle. He did not succeed in one place, and changed bis locality. TLis suited him no better, and he was obliged to move again, and for ten years he led a sort of migratory life, till we find him settled in Spindletown, a manufacturing town ia New England. He had not been in town long before the people took a dislike to him. TJio ladies wouldn't have him, and the young men made game of him. Already he had beeu the victim of more than one practical joke, and bad come to be regarded by the wags, wits and loafers, as legitimate prey. .At the house of the Widow Green boarded two young men, Joe Sibley and Sam Lawson, who were particularly hostile to the new doc tor. In vaiu the widow tried to persnade them that Dr. Tollman was a very clever man, tbo' a little awkward, and protested that it was a shame to talk so about him, and especially to play off jokes upon him. -The secret of the Widow Green's opinion ot the unpopular doctor was, that she had had a violent attack of the rheumatism aud he had cured her. It was undeniable that so far as (be abstract practice of his profession was con cerned, he was a successful physician, and nothing but his lack of the social attributes of good doctor, stood in the way of complete success. After tea, one cold, stormy winter night, Joe Sibley felt particularly disposed to do some mischief, and the doctor was at once sug gested as the most fitting subject. "What will we do, Sam ?" he asked ; and both racked their brains, or that which stood there instead of brains, -to devise a scheme that would afford them the most sport. "Suppose we tum him out of bed to-night about one o'clock?" "Good f We will send Ben Jackson up af ter him. Let him say wo eat something, and are both poisoned." "That's the idea ! When ho gets here, and finds us bcth well and hoarty, won't his eyes stick out 7" Mrs. Green, who was in the back room and beard this precious scheme, thought they would toot but she was a prudent woman, and whatever she did, she kept her own counsel. Ben Jackson was sent for, and fully appre ciated the joke, promising to lend his hearty co-operation. The yonng men went to bed in their sepa rate apartments, which, by the way, were at opposite ends of the house, to await the arri val of tbo doctor. About one o'clocir, they heard him try the door, and then knock vio lently. "What Is wanting V asked Mrs. Green. " Where are the sick men V "There are no sick men here," replied the widow. t "Yes, there are. Jackson just called me out of bed, saying they were poisoned, and would die if I did not como right off," continued the doctor, rather, testily and Joe Sibley could distinctly hear hira stamp with impatience up on the door stone. "Bless me! I didn't know it!" added the widow. "Let us in at once. Thc"men may die while w arc talking about it." Joe laughed under the bed-clothes, and pre pared to receive the doctor and laugh at him. In a moment the widow showed him into bis room. "Are yon the man that has been pois oned T" asked the doctor, taking the lamp" and approaching the bed. "No! no!" .Joseph Sibley ? "That's my name, but I ain't poisoned." "I see how it is out of his head ; not an uncommon thing with persons who are pois wid," renwked the doctor. - , "But I tell yon I am not poisoned, doctor. Ton have been hoaxed." "Just so. I see j ont of hia head. But wo must be quick. Mrs. Qreen, bring me a spoon." Joe began to feel a little nneasy, as the doc tor fixed bis earnest gaze upon him. The widow brought the spoon, and Dr. Tallman proceeded to fill the) bowl of it with Indian root, the nastiest of all the emetics a sick man ever took, to say nothing of a well man. "Now, young man, swallow this, and it will throw of! the poison." "I am not poisoned, doctor ?" exclaimed Joe, gazing with horror at the contents of the spoon. "Humph ! bad sign. Out of his head must take it," muttered the doctor to himself. "Nothing ails me I I am as well as ever I was in the world I" cried Joe, springing up in bed. But it was no use; the doctor was a giant, and resistance was folly. He seized the pa tient by the napo of the neck, forced bis mouth open and thrust the spoon into it. In vain Joe struggled ; the doctor held bim like a vice, and ho was compelled to swallow the filthy stuff. "Now lie quietly till it operates," said the doctor, in soothing tones, and apparently un moved. "I'll bo if I do!" roared Joe, as he tried to jump out of bed. "Poor fellow ! be raves again," replied Dr. Tallman, holding him down again with the greatest ease. In a few moments the awful dose began to work, and Joe was sick enough to lay still without being held. Calling Mrs. Green, he turned tho patient over to her care, and de manded where the other sick man was. The widow gave him' directions ro that he found the room, and served Sam Lawson in tho same manner. "Bless me!" exclaimed Mrs. Green to Joe, after the doctor had gone, "I didn't know you were poisoned." But Joe was too sick to talk, and both of the wags lost the next day's work. Tho worst of it all was, the affair got out, and there was no peace for the w:cked wags in Spindletown afterwards. And butter still, Dr. Tallman made all the capital there was to be made out ot the joke. It helped him amazingly, and if he had only had a better tact of getting along with the women, would have made bis fortune. No more jokes were played off on him, and we adviso all young men to be careful how they hoax the doctor. A CON VINCING ARGUMENT. A Roman Catholic gentleman in England being engaged to marry a Protestant lady, it was mutually agreed that there should bono contest on the subject of religion. For some years after this union, this agreement was scrupulously observed ; but, in the course of time, the priest, who had paid them frequent visits, expecting to find no difficulty in mak ing a convert of. the lady, began to talk about the peculiarities of bis religion. He particu larly insisted upon the doctrine of trausub stantiation, and grew troublesome by bis im portunity. To avoid being further teased by him, she one day seemed to be overcome by his arguments, and agreed to attend mass with her husband tho following Sabbath, provided she might be allowed to prepare the wafer her self. The priest, not suspecting anything, and glad on any terms to secure such a convert, gave his consent. The lady accordingly ap peared at the chapel with her husband ; and after the consecration of the wafers which she had brought with her, she solemnly demanded of tho priest, whether it was really converted into the blood of Christ 1 to which question, be without hesitation, replied: "that there was a conversion made of the whole substance of the bread into the body of Christ and that there remained no more of its form or sub stance." "If this be really the case," said she, "you may eat the wafer without any dan ger, but as for myself, I should be afraid to touch it, as it is mixed with arsenic." The priest was overwhelmed by a discovery so un expected, ard was too wise to hazard his life upon a doctrino for which be had, however, contended with all the earnestness of perfect assurance. Tho lady's husband was so struck by this practical confutation of a doctrine which be had before implicitly believed, that he never after appeared at the mass. r An Old Bach. A Washington correspon dent tells the following : Among the visitors to Mr. Buchanan during the past week, was Mr. James Maber, the pub lic gardener, who -presented tho President o lect with a beautiful boquet. "Jimmy" was honored by "Buck", with a seat in his arm chair, and then the following dialogue ensued : 'Buck" Well, Jimmy, this is really a hand some present, and, if I only bad a lady to be stow it upon, it would be still more valuable in my estimation than what it is." "Jimmy" "Mr. President elect, by the e ternal, we have taken care of the buck, it is now for you to look for a doe." There was a hearty laugh among the compa ny at the-well timed" bit, in which Mr. Buchan an joined. Thebe is a man "down East" so lean, that when the Sheriff is after him, he crawls iuto bit gun and looks.out at the touch-hole ! ASCENT OF MOUNT POPOCATEPETL. From a newspaper published in the city of Mexico called "The Extraordinary" we copy the subjoined account of the ascent offMount Popocatepetl, made by Dr. S. W. Crawford, 'of tho TJ. S. Army. Tho doctor was, as wo are informed, preparing a second expedition io Popocatepetl, with the intention of spending a night in tho crater, of which he has promis ed to furnish the "Extraordinary" a full ac count. It may be proper to note, by the way, that this mountain Is situated in the State of Puebla, and rises to the height of 17,716 feet above the level of the sea : Mexico, January 24, 1857. Mr Dear Sir: In consequence of a polite request that I would furnish you with an ac count of the ascention of the volcano Popo catepetl, made by myself on the 16th inst., I have the honor to submit the following : Our party, originally consisting of eight, with servants, &c, arrived at Amecameca up on the evening ot the 11th instant. Four of our number had been obliged to return, nd another, with servants, left us at Amecameca. At this point, through the kindness of our hos pitable friends, we procured our guides and made the necessary arrangements for tho as cent of the mountain. . When our object be came known we were at once joined by a num ber of volunteers, all anxious to accompany us to tho summit. While some spoke of the sea son of tho year and of the intense cold we might anticipate, others told us of a path to tho crater made by the Indians going up and returning with the sulphur, and assured us that at tome seasons the ascent was by no means as difficult as imagined. - But we found that bnt few of our friends had been beyond tho snow-line, and that the mountain had not been ascended by even an Indian for some months the working of the sulphur ceasing with the commencement of the rainy season As we 8a t at night watching the moon slowly rising behind tho mountains, and lighting with a ghastly glaro their frozen summits, stretching away in sublimo beauty to the clouds, we felt that the task we had undertaken was no light one ; but there was a fascination about the un dertaking that we all felt. There, in her cold shroud, lay the Iztachihuatl, or white woman ; while there, in silent watch, wrapped in his icy mantle, stood the monarch of mountains of North America. An effete civilization had invested bim with a mystery that rivalled in Its poetic wildncss the mythology of tho an cient Greeks. A God had dwelt there, and for ages bad controlled the sentiments of mil lions. The lion heart of Cortes has identified it with his wondrous career, and tho genius of Humboldt has consecrated it to science. The morning dawned beautifully, and, as our arrangements were not yet completed, wo rambled over the Sacramento at tho back of town and visited the beautiful grotto upon its summit. A lovely view awaited us, and wo have rarely seen a more enchanting spot. At Amecameca our observations showed an ascent from tho city of Mexico of some flvo hundred feet, and the increasing cold assured us of ihe fact. At noon we took leave of our kind host and turned our horses' heads towards the moun taius. We soon reached Tomacoca, a small rancho, where a good mil is in operation, turn ed by a beautiful stream from Iztachihuatl. We were here joined by a party., among whom was Don Pablo Perez, a gentleman who had been engaged in extracting the sulphur from tho volcano, and who had pursued the occupa tion for three years. His ascents had been fre quent, and we felt re-assured by bis resolution to accompany us. Our road now was up, over steep ascents, through the cedars and pines; wild flowers of every hue grew through tho tangled shrubbery. The labored breathing of our horses plainly told of tho change of at mosphere, as our path gradually led us through tho clustering pine trees to Tlamacas. We arc now ascending the mountain, and the rich loamy soil and ashy earth through which our way led gave evidence of tho fact. By sun-down we arrived, much fatigued from our day's journoy, at Tlamacas, a settle ment created for the convenience of those en gaged in the extraction of sulphur. The night was exceedingly cold and comfortless. The thermometer stood at 28 Fahrenheit,while our barometrical .observations showed an ascent from Amecameca of over 5,000 feet. Instead of tho rest so necessary to us, wo passed another disturbed night, but day at last dawned beautiful and clear and our guides aroused us to tb ascent. Our party numbered twenty .including guides and peons. We "set out from Tlamacas on horseback as far as La Cruz, some thousand feet above. Here, with two of my compan ions, I set out on foot; the remainder roda on some distance. At the same time we all join ed, and. after our final arrangements of our packs, &c. we grasped our spears, and, protec ting our eyes from the reflection, set out upon the snow, our guides ahead, the Indians with our packs following. Our first start out was steep and amid frozen snow. The guides and indians struck boldly out without spear or .staff; tho rest of us, clinging to our snow spears, slowly followed. Up we went some eight hundred feet, when, getting in advance of the party, we halted to take breath. Bes piration had become labored and difficult, and, as I sat exhausted on the snow, a deadly feel ing akin to- sea-eickneea came aver ma. Ral lying, however, I looked aronnd for my com panions, and of all those who bad joined us at Amecameca not one remained. Two of my friends, with the guides, were above me shout ing to us to follow. On we went, slowly and tediously. The difficulty of travelling in creased with every step. The servants who accompanied us bad all given out, and, taking the barometer from one who had sank exhaus ted, I joiued my companion above. On we toiled some hundred yards further, and again we stopped to rest. Our number was now re duced to four and our two guides. The same sickness I had experienced was now felt by others ; the oppression was extreme. An an gry cloud swept around the brow of the moun tain, and a snow-storm seemed inevitable. The cold was intense. My companions com plained loudly of their feet, and so great was the suffering of one of them that I persuaded him to return. One only accompanied me for a short distance, when ho returned, with one guide, to follow his descending companions. I was now alone with one guide, and but half way to the summit, and, as clinging to the ice, I looked dbwn at my retreating companions and heard tho shouts of tboso at the foot of the mountain, I almost regretted that I had not yielded to their solicitations to accompa ny them. My solitary guide now rebelled, and I was obliged to bribo and even threaten him to induce bim to accompany me. Up, up, for what seemed an age, wo clambered over the fields of frozen snow. The ascent had become more and more difficult, as, breaking the ice at every step, we progressed slowly and tedi ously. Once rnoro I turned to look back from tho dizzy height. Ono mis-step and inevita ble destruction awaited us in the abyss below. Tho stillness of the grave was over every thing, and, recoiling from the sight, I looked dewn no more. To go on for more than eight or ten paces without stopping to take rest was impos sible, so rarified had the air become. At one time, after an extraordinary exertion to reach my guide, I fell exhausted, and for some mo ments was unconscious. The blood gushed from my nostrils. Chocking it with the fro zen snow, I rallied and clambered on. My guido more inured to such trips, had now got far ahead. The sickning sensation I had at first experienced returned with redoubled force. As I again sank exhausted on the snow a heavy weight seemed pressing upon me, and everything appeared to grow dim again, when I was aroused by loud shouts from my guide, as standing high above me he shouted "the crater, the crater." Up, up, again I climbed, clinging to liis foot-prints ; one long painful struggle more, and I sank exhausted upon its brink. What a spectacle ! The incessant toil of eight hours, hunger and cold were aliko for gotten, as, lying down upon the snow, 1 drank in, like a refreshing draught, the sublimity of the scene. Tho hugo crater yawned in horri ble vaFtncss at my feet; sulphurous odors is sued from every side. An awful stillness per vaded every thing, and 1 looked into Its depths with a feeling I never before experienced. Before me stood the southwestern side, dark and gloomy; huge rocks roso from its depths craggy and precipitous, while far below the golden hue of the burning sulphur added to the picturesque and sublima scene. I looked around me and the world seemed stretched be neath my feet. The lovely Valley of Mexico, with its lakes and mountains, lay like a map beneath met to the south and west lay the Ti erra Callcnte, its bills red in tho setting sun. A misty rim of silver showed the Gulf of Mex ico far to tho eastward, and the frosty top of Orizaba rose gradually from the purple land scape. Though conversant with nature, I had never before beheld her in such magni ficence. To remember that sight must ever be a glory ; to forget it can only occur with the general decay of tho faculties. Jt was fast growing late, and, planting my snow spear, I hung up my barometer. I look ed around for my guido ; ho bad fallen asloep. Arousing him to a sense of his danger, he im plored me to descend or we would be lost. Not a foot would he return in any direction, as, deaf to my entreaties to assist me to enter the crater, he protested and threatened to leave mo. I descended a little distance into the crater for some specimens of lava and ba salt, and returned to again arouse my guide, who, exhausted from his efforts and overcome with the intense cold, had again fallen asleep. It was now highly dangerous to stay any longer, and, carefully taking my barometrical and therraometrical measurements, I prepared to descend. One more look at tho abyss, black and dreadful in the deepening shade, one more longing gaze at the glorious prospect as it grew more lovely in the evening twilight, and I left the scene. For awhile we descended rapidly as we followed our ascending tracks, but at last tbey had frozen ; and, as if sudden ly, the whole mountain bad become a sheet of ice- It was this that my guide had feared. The sun had now set, and darkness was fast coming on and our danger increased at every step. My guide lost me, and I had to make my dangerous way alone. The ice had now become so bard that it was almost impossible to break it, and it was with great difficulty that my snow spear snstained my weight. Strik ing it fn advance ef me, I slid down gently to its foot, and sustaining, my weight as I best could while I struck into the ice ia advance of me. I was on the edge of a great baraec cr ravine. Excited by the peril of my situation, I progressed rapidly on.; I know not bow long I was in descending. .. At last the black ashes appeared beneath m, and I heard the loud shouts of the guides sent to look for me by my friends, who thought I waa lost. One more slide and I was upon the earth. The nervous excitement that had so long sus tained me was now gone. I had taken no food or drink the whole day, and an exhausting de pression followed. My guide again joined me, and we took our way towards the rancho. Near La Cruz Imet my horse with tho guides that my thoughtful friend Fearn had sent in search of me. In a short time I was among my friends, and with a hearty supper around a blazing fire my toils were forgotten. Very respectfully, yours, S. W. CRAWFORD. NEEDLE MAMA. Charles Sumner, M. D., gives a rather strange account in the Rochester (N. Y.) Union of a case of mania for sticking needles and pins in the flesh : The subject was a young lady, nineteen years of age, of nervous temperament, very healthy, and the daughter of a respectable far mer in Butternutts, Otsego county, N. V. She first came to my office April 28th, 1853, to have a needle extracted from her left arm, which she said "got in accidentally as she was moving a bundle of carpet rags." This, is a medium sized sewing needle, was soon found and extracted from the anterior aid; of the fore arm, about midway between tho wrist and the elbow. In less than a week she called again, saying she had another needle in her arm. X examined and found deep in the bend of the arm, a bard substance, which proved to be a needle similar to the first, and accounted for in a similar manner. Oue week after this the arm was very much swollen, painful and pre sented the appearance of malignant erysipelas, wliicU continued about six days. . . The writer then goes on to detail the extrac tion of a large number during a period of a- bout three years, and winds up as follows : The whole number extracted was, of sewing needles, 2G7 and these were of all sizes, pins, G7 ; darning needles, 2 ; hair pins, 5 ; knitting needles and wire, each 5 total, 383. Great efforts were being made on the part of the fam ily to detect her in the act of inserting the needles, but iu vain. It was ascertained by comparison that most of them were taken from a box of needles which had lain in the house for along time. This waremovcd, but she contrived to use the same kind, cvidcutly from a supply secreted about the premises." Almost every means has been resorted to, to find the reason for so strange a laney ; but nothing has yet developed it. Sho is firm in her denial of knowing when, how, or why she did it ; simp ly saying "it, must be that I do it, for I know no one el.se does." Sho is perfectly sane on every other subject, although the effect upon her general health has been bad, yet during a great share of these years of suffering she has performed her accustomed portion of house hold duties. Da. Hank's Doo. The Arctic dog brought home by Dr. Kane, has strayed away ofTin Al leghany. He has become the property of James McArthur, timber dealer in Oramcl. The re cently intense cold weather has kept this, large, black, shaggy animal in high spirits. When they take him into the forest among the tim ber hewers, where he can do no barm, and re move his muzzle, he cuts all sorts of pranks, seeking tho deepest drifts, and actually bury ing himself for delight ; you can see the dry snow move, but no semblance of a dog, till on a sudden out he pops, giving his hairy fleece a tremendous shake, and away he runs for an other dive. Mr. McArthur calls him "Eski mo," (Esquimaux,) not a very smooth name, but characteristic. To look "Esk" fair in the face you sec almost a likeness of the black bear, though his eyes are rather languid. His long, soft, shaggy covering is nearly equal in bulk to his body. Wheu left run at large in the village, he wears a muzzle to prevent bis destroying tho pigs and chickens. Sew York Daily Advertiser, March 3. Rrr-LYiNQ to an Ixsclt. During tho late war with England, "an American officer, who carried a flag of truce over to the British lines, after having dispatched the business of his mission, was invited by the British officers to dine. As usual on such occasions, the wine was circulated, and a British officer being cal led upon for a toast, gave, "Mr. Madison, dead or alive ;" which the American drank without appearing to give it particular notice. When it came to the American's turn to give a toast, he ghve "The Prince Regent, drunk or sober." "Sir? said the British officer, bristling up and coloring with anger, "that is" an insult." "No sir," answered the American, "it is only a reply to one." C7"Mrs.Enoa married-women, living in New Haven, Ky., killed a man named Robert Ford, in Bardstowo, last week, for seducing her by means of chloroform, some time since. She met him in a store and shot him with a pistol. " :- '- - Kp-Tbe Judiciary Committee of the U. S. Senate, to which had been referred the rrottt against the validity of Simon Cameron'a elec tion, reported in favor of his right to a seat.. A TETE A3TD T0TCHI2JO IKCIDEHT, The Glasgow Christian News givea thefol-" lowing, as "no fiction, but the plain trnthj A young man and his wife were . preparing to attend a Christmas party, at the house of mt friend some miles distant. "Henry ,.my dear husband, don't drink too ranch at the party to-, night; yon will promise me, won't your" said aho, putting her hand upon his brow, and . raising her eyes to his face with a pleading smile. "No, Millie, I will not ; you may trust me." And he wrapped his infant boy la a blanket, and they descended. . The horsea , were soon prancing over (he turf, and pleasant , conveisation beguiled the way. "Now don't , forget your promise," whispered tho young, wife as she passed up the steps." Poor thing! , she was the wife of a young man who loved to -look upon the wine when red. The party, pas sed off pleasantly ; the time of parting drew near, and the wife descended from the upper chamber to join her husband. A pang shot . through her trusting heart, as she met bin, for he was intoxicated bo had broken hia promise. Silently they rode homewaad, save when tbo drunken man broke into anatchea of song or unmeaning laughter. But the wife rodo on, her babe pressed closer to her grieved her.it. "Give me the baby, Millie I can't trust yon with bim," said be, as they approach ed a dark and somewhat swollen stream. Af ter some hesitation she resigned her first-born, her darling babe, closely wrapped in the great blanket to his arms. Over the dark waters the noblo steed safely bore them, and when they reached the bank the mother asked for the child. With much care and tenderness be placed tho bundle in her arms, but when she clasped it to her bosom, no babe teas there I It had slipped from the blanket, and the drunken father knew it not. A wild shriek from the mother aroused him, and he turned round just ' in time to see tho little rosy face risjone mo ment above t'je dark waves, then sink forever. What a spectacle ! The idol of his heaat gone- gone forever atid that by his ow n intemper ance. The anguish of the mother, and re morse of the father, are better imagined than, described. K7"The Bellefonte IVkig gives an- account of n number of persons in "the great State of Snow Shoe," Centre county, disposing of a Mrs. Shealer, who, we presume, is a rather "gay" lady, in -a very novel manner, week before last. After having divested hen of all her clothing, they gave her first a coat fit honey : and then a coat of feathers. "Honey and feathers," is a new kink. The lady wss lodg ing nt a M-. Foust's house, the roof of which was torn off, and his stable burned, by the reg ulators. Sr.Loris, March 10. The Independent cor respondent of the Leader, under date of the 31 instant, announces the arrival of the Salt Lake mail, having been three months on the way. The trip was the coldest and most per ilous ever made across the plains. Many of the Indians on the route had died from, cold and starvation. They had eaten their own children, because they could procure no game. Ax Arab Mare. The Kentucky Stock Ira porting Company has recently brought over a veritable Arab mare, which is now in. New York. She is a long, well knit, shajK:ly crcat uae, of a greyish color, above-the avcraga size, with very large muscular thighs, and marvellous elasticity in every movement. Her value is estimated at 510,000. ETThcy have a new method of "garroting' in Buffalo, which it is said is not painful. As a gentleman was about leaving a house in the fashionable quarter of the city, where he had spent the evening, a pair of white arms were thrown aronnd his neck, and his lips were sti fled. The suddenness of the attack deprived him of all power of resistance. mm m T "Lot's Wxfb." Dr. Durbin, the greatMeth odist orator, once attempted to preach from the text, "Remember Lot's wife, and made a failure. Afterwards remarking to Dr. Bond, that he did not know the reason of bia failure, the venerable doctor replied, that "he bad bet- . tor thereafter let other people's wives atone." C7"Nobility and gentleness go band In hard, and when I see a young gentleman kind to bis mother and gentle and forbearing to hia brothers and sisters, I think be ha a nolle heart. If we would have th kindness tf others, we must endure their follies. lie who cannot per suade himself to withdraw from society, must be content to pay a tribute of his time to a multitude of tyrants. - E7"To kill bed bugs tie them by the hind legs and then make mouths at them until vou get them into convulsions, "after which crawl around on their blind side and stone thunder" out of them. ..ivinm. IU NJ IUU Ik would take as many massea to pray souls ou - ION ,, I r. ,1 .... MA n A . . - ri6wij, u ii uuui iaKo snowoaua to -heat an oveu. , - . Cyin China, if a vourir man in not married' by the time he is twenty, he is drummed out of town. No place for bachelors among the Fura-Fums, it would seem. . . . . ; C7"In Siam the penalty frr tjiiig is to have the mouth sewed up. Suppose such a!w- were in force here, what number of mule ; we would have.