V. I BY S. B. ROW. CLEARFIELD, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1850. VOL. 3.-KO.. 13. Jtiiftsmmt's ffliintal. CLEARFIELD, NOVEMBER 12, 1S5G. ANXUAL REPORT ' Of Common Schools of Clearfield Cjunty Penn sylvania ending Jane lit, 1856. Clearfield county has 25 school districts two of which are boroughs, 23 are townships. There are 125 school houses. 115 schools in session last winter. The school houses with out exception, are built near the road side or cross roads have no play grounds, except the woods or open fields no small trees planted, ho out-buildings, wood sheds, coal houscs,&c, only in three or four places. Water is ob tained from five to sixty rods from the houses. Dimensions of houses from 10 to 20 by 24 a 26 feet. Height of ceiling, from 7 to 9 feet. 3Iaterials plank, frame or logs. Those re cently built, are some of them from 8 to 11 feet in height to the ceiling weatherboarded out side lined inside with boards. Plank houses have strips on the out side and lined inside. There arc only four or five that are plastered. Wixdows from six to eight, 12 lights; one has four six light and others four nine light windows, with ceilings 7 feet high : cracks daubed with mud out and inside, which is constantly falling off; slab seats, and no black boards ; heated invariably with wood or coal stoves placed in the centre of the house no means of ventilating except by open doors cr raised windows. Furniture none worth t!ie name. Small clocks were in three schools. Xo globes, maps or other apparatus to demonstrate anything. Xo arrangement for hats, bennets, books, &c. Old houses all in bad repair. Houses recently built, arc good Ifiit low desks for two seats well arranged teachers desk elevated and fronting the en trance door. In all large schools there are from three to six reading classes well classified. Books u liiform in some only. All the branches named in the State certificate are taught in almost every district no uniform series of books has i 5 been adopted throughout tho county. A se lection has been made in many places and gen erally adopted, which is not only a great con . venience to the teacher but a benefit to the scholar. The pupils are generally attentive and studious and with good teachers make rapid progress. Teachers. There are but few permanent teachers residing in our county, and the time of leachit 1-ing only four months few are in duced to from a distance for jo hort a period. A majority of tho teachers have read no periodical or educational books on the art of teaching. I can say however, to the credit of the resident teachers, that they will com pare favorably with most teachers from other counties and States. They have seen and felt the necessity of being qualified for the posi tion they arc to occupy and by their own ex ertions have advanced on an average of twenty-five per cent, and will progress. They take more interest in the schools ; are anxious to give satisfaction and be successful, and the scholars receive a greater benefit. Intermis sions are given of five or fifteen minutes each half day. Some temporary certificates have been granted to applicants very deficient, be cause better could not be had. There are not half enough teachers to supply the schools in the county, consequently some are employed who are deficient but anxious to learn and ac quire knowledge for the purpose of teaching. Directors. Directors and parents, though often solicited, seldom think it their duty to visit tho schools or show that they really feel interested in the education of their children. The public sentiment with regard to education and the school system is favorable. But lit tle opposition is made except by some who have high taxes and no responsibilities to ed ucate. Education is progressive. In many districts the people are disposed to have good teachers and good schools,cost what they may. Superixtexdexts Visits. In my visitations I gavo such advice and directions to the teach ers as I thought most beneficial to the school. It is true that a superintendent cannot do much teaching in the short time he has to re main in each school, (though some are so pre posterous as to expect it,) but his visits are useful in many ways. 1st. He can obtain val- uablo information for his own use and that of the school department concerning the schools, 'school houses, teachers, &c, that will be of practical beneSt for improvement. 2nd. He can introduce tho best modes of teaching; learn the condition and wants of the school, as well as the ability of tho teachers for govern ment; and award merit where it is due. 3d. His Tisits stimulate to action both teachers and pupils, because they see that their labors are appreciated and made known to the pub lic and the schools are supplied with teachers of a better grade than heretofore. It induces young men and women to attend Normal (schools, Seminaries, &c, to. acquire more light and knowledge and strive to improve by reading and private study. Schools Thcte are more schools this year than last, yet the number of pupils in attend ance fall short about COO. This I can account for in no other way than that the inclemency of the season preveuted many from attending school at all. ExASfiSAiiosi.. -I have appointed times and places to examine teachers in public and in presence of the Directors as much as possible, for the reason that this method of examination has advantages over that conducted in private 1st. It gives better satisfaction to the Direc tors who employ them. 2d. Parents have an opportunity of being present, (if they will) to ascertain the character and qualifications of those who are to take charge of, and educate their children. 3d. It affords an opportunity to explain the school law to directors and teachers, and proves the fairness of examina tions by the presence of persons not interest ed. 4th. It exposes the ignorance of unqual ified teachers and elevates the standard of pro fessional ones. I do not expect to please ev ery bod-, or that every body will please me &ome think I am too thorough and particular; others that I am too lenient and should reject an who Uo not como up to tho full require ments of the law. There is a medium way, ana 1 shall try to be as near the nr.rk as I can, and do justice as far as my abilii;-- ? ;u permit. bcuooi. Hocses axd FrnxrrrRE. Clearfield county has 125 school houses, which at an av erage ot $oO,wiIl amount to $31,250. Forty of those houses are good and adapted to the pur pose of instruction. Foity-five may be so al tered and improved as to become very good are under eight feet in the ceiling, and have no means of ventillation except by open doors or windows. The remaining forty might, with some repair, do for pig pens or chicken coops ; but are totally unfit for the purpose they were intended. The best houses are 24 by 2G feet, and 9 to 11 feet in the ceiling medium, 22 by 24, and 8 feet or less in the ceiling 3d, 10 by 18, and 20 by 20, and less than seven feet ceiling. The best and medium houses have from six to eight 12-light windows. The oth erssome four 6-light windows and four 9 lights. The best houses are plank or frame, with stationary seats or desks for two to sit at. All are heated by wood or coal stoves, placed in the centre of the house. The medium hou ses ore hewn logs desks too high moveable slab scats ; and every way inconvenient, and injurious to the health and physical powers, as well as the mental. There is but one brick school-house in the county, viz : the Town Hall ii the borough of Clearfield two stories high rooms below for school purposes desks for two, and can accommodate 100 pupils. The black boards in many places are too di minutive for practical purposes. Xo globes, maps or other apparatus, belong to any district in the countv. Locatiox. But little attention has been paid to the construction of school houses, and less to the location, which in most cases is de termined by central position, regardless of all other consideration. The forest or open fields are the only play grounds no shade trees ex cept those planted by nature, and seldom anj thing about the school-house to make it an at tractive place of resort for the young children, who have a great taste for variety and some thing to interest and please. Teacuers and Xo. or Pupils. There are 4250 pupils 2135 males, 1815 females 110 school teachers, 90 males, 20 females. Five of each sex have State certificates, tho other 100 temporary ones. A number have im proved so much in the past year that they may cbtain first class certificates on the next exam ination. Sixty of the teachers gavo general satisfaction ; thirty-five aro medium and em ployed ft- the want of better ; fifteen are unfit for the occupation of teaching. There are no graduates from normal schools or any college, employed ; can't get them ; no, sir ! that would not do, for I heard one Director remark several years since, "College larnt men could n't lam his children; he wanted somebody plain so they could understand 'cm that's it!" 70 teachers have been teaching less than one year, 20 less than tnree years, 10 from 3 to 6 years, five from 6 to 10, and five from 15 to 20 .years. Birth place Pennsylvania 82, New York 11, Virginia 2, Ohio 1, Maryland 2, Ver mont 5, Ireland 3, England 2, Scotland 1. Age six are over fifty years, 13 under 40, 24 under 30, 40 between 20 and 25, 10 between 17 and 21, and 5 under 17 years. The num ber who intend to make teaching a profession are not over 25. Visitatioxs by directors and parents, like angels, are few and far between, being neither regular nor frequent, but have resulted with great benefit where attended to regular and in a proper manner. With these preliminary remarks, I will pro ceed to give in alphabetical order each dis trict, Xo. of pupils, attendance, order, &c. Bcexsipe has 8 schools in operation, 192 males, 14G females ; average attendance, 200 ; Xo. reading, 210 ; writing 175 ; arithmetic 81 ; geography 43 ; grammar 15 ; history 9 ; two or three only thro' Davies' Arithmetic, 20 to fractions aDd interest, rest beginners. Only one or two visits by directors, and none by pa rents. Teachers good one went to the ex pense of $10 to get outline maps for the bene fit of his pupils, when their parents opposed the study of geography. This infused new life Into the juveniles and made them anxious to attend school and make progress. Burn side pays a high tax and has good houses. Books throughout the county Readers, Cobb's, Sander's, English Reader, McGuffey's and Testament ; Cobb's and Sander's Spellers; Smith's and Kirkbam's Grammar ; Arithme tics, Davies, Rose, Ray, Grcenleaf, Pike, Ad ams, btockton, and others. Bell has 4 schools ; 82 males, 52 females ; reading 80, writing 51, arithmetic 29, geogra phy 5 grammar 10, algebra one ; several thro' Ray's arithmetic, eight or ten good in gram mar, reading and writing, middling ; deport ment and order good, as well as the progress of the pupils. Teachers good. Beccaria has seven schools ; 107 males, 104 females ; attendance irregular and I may say the same, to avoid repetition, of every school except three or four in the county, on account of distance and deep suows. As a general thing, two-thirds tho number in attendance will be a full average, but in some one-half is an average number. Xo. reading 160, writing 123, arithmetic 80, geography 17, grammar 10 fivo good ; in arithmetic, part advanced to rule of three, fractions and interest. Some schools, one visit, others none, by directors scholars studious and attentive. Books Cobb's Speller and Readers, with Sander's, ana lestamcnt ; Mitchell's and Smith's Geog raphy in all schools in the county. Boggs has three schools ; 70 males, 49 fc males; reading 62, writing 55, arithmetic 25, grammar 1 ; best in arithmetic, to interest and discount. Houses bad and badlv One visit by Director. Bradford has 8 schools ; 183 males, 75 fe males ; reading 11G, writing 93, arithmetic 52, geography 7; best in arithmetic, to discount. Deportment good, except by one or two in one school. One director, an old man of 70, visi ted all the schools with me, and speaks by his actions that he feels interested in them, and is willing to spend his time and mnnir fnr th benefit of those who follow after. 1 could sel dom obtain the company of directors in visit ing the schools as they live from 6 to 8 miles apart, I could not go to hunt them, or send word in advance of my visits. Bradv lies on each side of the Erie pike, next Jefferson county; is settled mostly with Pennsylvania Germans; has an agricultural community. Some good school houses, and some poor ones not been very fortunate in having good teachers heretofore is willing and able to pay well for good ones, and will have no others if they can help it. Has 8 schools ; 227 males, 179 females ; reading 168, writing' 140, arithmetic 62, geography 15, grammar 10 ; not more than ten in arithmetic are thro' the rule of three and fractions, the rest mostly beginners ; some good in grammar and geography. Xearly all the best scholars are in one or two schools. Deportment good, scholars attentive, and all they need is more school and cood teachers. Books Cobb's Spelling, Sander's Readers, and class in His tory. Directors seldom visit the schools. Clisarfield Borough has two schools; gra ded ; 38 males, 47 females ; average atten dance 48 ; are very irregular in attendance ; can't say whose fault It is, for I think scholars should in all cases attend more regular in towns than in tho rural districts. Classifica tion good. It cannot be expected children will learn when absent from school one-half the time. Xo. reading, 74 ; writing, 5G ; a rithmctic, 20; geography, 12; grammar, 4; some good in reading and wiiting ; only 4 ad vanced to fractions, in arithmetic ; poor in ge ography and grammar ; teachers good ; direc tors visit frequently. Books, Cobb's spellers, Town's definer, Sanders' reader, Davies' arith metic, Mitchell's geography. Progress and deportment middling. Curwexsville Borocgii has two schools ; 45 males, 40 females ; reading 67, writing 50, arithmetic 32, geography 22, grammar 15, al gebra 1, history 19, Park's philosophy 15, phy siology 7 ; good black board and light to expel darkness from the mind, notwithstanding, they have a miserable old school house, heated with coal stoves ; seats and desks poor ; teachers competent ; books uniform and an exhibition at the close of the school, that gavo general satisfaction and reflected much credit on tea chers and pupils. A large brick school house is under way by individual enterprise. This looks like light from the right source. Covixgton has 4 schools ; 107 males, 89 fe males; reading 46, writing 41, arithmetic 15, geography 10, grammar 1 ; pupils all French and just beginning, but learn well ; rather poor readers but good writers ; two teachers for the four schools. Directors visit monthly. Chest has 4 schools ; 60 males, 49 females ; reading 51, writing 34, arithmetic 25, geogra phy 2, grammar 3, all rather backward ; have had poor chance of schools, like many other sparsely settled districts ; one good teacher for 2 schools ; progress and deportment good. Decatur has 6 schools ; 102 males, 69 fe males ; in one school several colored children ; average attendance 100 ; houses bad and bad seats, desks, &c. ; some good teachers and a good exhibition at the close of tho school that was very creditable to teachers and pupils ; number reading 84, writing 90, arithmatic 38, geography 10, grammar 13 ; nearly all the ad vanced pupils were in one school ; wages $25 per month. Ferguson has three schools ; males 56, fe males 32 ; reading 53, writing 53, arithmetic 30, seven to rule of three and three to inter est and square root ; reading and writing good ; no black board ; visit by directors once. Goshex has two schools ; 25 males, 29 fe males ; average 26 ; reading 12, writing 10, a- rithmetic 4, geography 1, all backward ; books, Cobb's and Sanders' scries. Girard has four schools ; males 67, females 30 ; reading 49, writing 38, arithmetic 8, geo graphy 3, grammar 1, mostly beginners ; de portment and progress, average ; books,Cobb's series. Hostox has three schools ; males 56, females 59 ; reading 50, writing 36, arithmetic 16, ge ography 7, grammar 4 ; progress and deport ment good and good teachers ; Sanders' spel lers and readers, Mitchell's geography, Kirk ham's grammar, Davies' arithmetic. . Jordan has three schools; 73 males, 51 fe males ; reading 75, writing 51, arithmetic 29, geography 17, grammar 17, mostly beginners ; no uniformity of books ; deportment and pro gress good. Kxox has four schools; 107 males, 63 fe males ; reading 75, writing 50, arithmatic 29, geography 17, grammar 17 ; some very good in arithmatic and geography; eight or ten nearly through Davies' arithmetic; deport ment and progress good ; Directors visit somo schools, not all. Kartuaus has three schools ; 60 males, 46 females ; reading 70, writing 58, arithmetic 27, geography 10, all rather backward but studi ous and attentive ; deportment good ; no black boards ; books uniform ; visited once by di rectors. Lawrexce has ten schools; 247 males, 184 females ; reading 360, writing 298, arithmetic 184, geography 45, grammar 53, algebra 2. Books not uniform, but mostly Cobb's and Sanders' ; arithmetic Ross, Divies', Grcenleaf. A few good houses. Progress and advance ment will compare well with the best in other places. Some schools not visited, others fre quently by parents and directors ; wages good ; taxes high; school but 4 months in the year. Difficult to obtain good teachers for all the schools. More schools and more light needed. Morris has seven schools ; 131 males, 80 fe males; reading 100, writing 93, arithmetic 47, geography 8, grammar 6, mostly beginners ; none advanced in any branch; need better houses and more light ; have set the ball in motion ; built one of the best frame school houses in tho county, well finished, painted and pleasantly located near Kylertown ; one German school in the district ; progress and deportment good; attendance irregular; no uniform books; no visits by directors or pa rents ; wages $25 per mouth , schools small. riKE has 8 schools ; 189 males, 172 females ; reading 2C6, writing 175, arithmetic 82, geo- graphy 4o, grammar 25 ; progress and advance ment good; directors visit all the schools; deportment and attendance good ; books uni form and parents visit some schools, occasion ally ; salary $25 to $30 per month ; schools mostly large ; teachers very good. All in fa vor of schools and want good teachers, for which they will pay well. Pexx has 3 schools ; about SO males, 70 fe males ; reading 94, writing 90, arithmetic 45, geography 19. The people, mostly Friends and prefer the useful to the ornamental ; are intelligent, temperate and frugal. In arithme tic several have been through Davies and the majority through fractions,interest and propor tion, and have been taught to think and rea son for themselves and uuderstrand what they do. Teachers competent and persevering. In one school the parents objected to geo graphy being taught,and refused to get books. The teacher procured a largeAtlas and cut the maps out, put them up against the walls, took a portion of time each day to instruct a class of 15, and the whole school, even those who could not read, learned by hearing others. Directors and parents visit the schools ; sev eral colored children in one school and no ob jections made ; deportment good ; pupils at tentive and stndious ; salary, $25 per month. Uxiox has three schools ; 50 males, 35 fe males ; reading 47, writing 26, arithmetic 14, geography 4 ; only two or three advanced in arithmetic ; deportment and progress of the pupils good. German population and very anxious to have good schools and good teach ers. Have a summer school. Tax 13 mills on the dollar. "Woodward has 6 schools : 71 males, 70 fe males; reading 64, writing 49, arithmetic 15, geography 2 ; schools small ; attendcuce very irregular, houses bad aid bad scats; schools not visited by parents and directors as often as they should be. In some schools only three to six in attendance, the days I visited. Pro gress poor; deportment middling. Statistics. According to the assessment, 1856, Clearfield county has 3971 taxables. Seated property $782,616, unseated $490,433, money at interest $25,228, total value $1,508,- 476. 17 innkeepers ; about 65 licensed mer chants ; 8 or 10 steam saw and grist mills ; 4 wool-carding machines and several foundries ; 18 Or 20 grist mills, 50 saw mills and 6 tan neries. Agriculture. All the cereal grains are cul tivated, but not in sufficient quantity for home consumption. Large quantities of flour and wheat are annually brought from Blair, Hun tingdon, Centre and Indiana counties. The land in all parts of Cloarfield county (except the mountainous and barren parts,) produces good crops when properly tilled. Lime is found along the Susquehanna river and many other places, but lies too deep to be obtained in quantity sufficient for building and fertiliz ing purposes and is brought frm Huntingdon i and Centre counties, at a cost here of 50 or GO cents per bushel. Lumber. The townships of Burnside, Bell, Chost, Jordan, Beccaria and Knox, lie along the waters of tho Susquehanna, Chest and Clearfield creeks. Vast quantities of lumber in the shape of boards, staves, shingles, hoop poles, spars, square timber, &c, are manufac tured and taken to the eastern markets by wa ter on the spring floods, either in rafts or arks. Then conies the harvest for toys to gather up tho dimes and shew what stuff they are made of. as it requires stout hearts, willing hands and an iron constitution, to go through all the rough and tumble of a raiting excur sion. Mixerals. Stone coal is abundant in every hill and along almost every stream in the county. Iron ore is found in many places, but lor want of rail rords, these valuable ma terials arc of little use at present. Gold and silver is found in the pine and oak regions,but not quite so plenty as in California. Face of tub Country-. The land is hilly and broken, but not mountainous or much bar ren, and most of the land is susceptible of cul tivation, and there are many good farms. De catur and Morris, Boggs and Bradford, lie be tween Clearfield and Moshannon creeks ; not very hilly ; laud mostly arable and has a farm ing and lumbering community. I may say the whole county is a lumber county, for every township is so situated as to do more or iess at the business. The timber of most value in the county is pine, oak, hemlock, chestnut, poplar, linn, cherry, locust and sugar. Penn, Pike and Lawrence lie along the Susquehanna, in the heart of the county, and are among the best and most populous townships. Soil, good ; land hilly ; plenty of stone coal. A farming and lumbering community. Brady and Union lie on the west, next to Jefferson county, and export a large amcunt of shingles and boards ; face of the country, broken and hilly ; land mostly arable. Clover is used as a fertilizing agent in the connty generally. Huston, on the waters of Sinnamahoning, has a lumbering community ; land, hilly and bro ken ; great need for a railroad to get there. Covington, Goshen, Girard and Karthaus are hilly and mouutainous ; lie along the Susque hanna; bills come in very steep, and little or no bottom land along the river. Soil poor; some barrens, not many good farms ; but any quantity of stoue coal, lumber and iron ore, which will be of great value in a few years. Fire-brick clay is found, of a good quality, from which brick has been made for the east ern market, in times past. The northern townships are sparsely settled, and the schools not so progressiva as in the more densely settled districts. People are no ted for general intelligence, industry and en terprise. Improvemexts. The Erie Turnpike runs thro' Decatur, Morris, Boggs, Pike, Lawrence, and Brady townships East and West. A turnpike is in progress from Luthcrsburg to Punxsutawuey in Jefferson county. A plank road from the Central Railroad at Tipton, Blair county, intersects the Bald-eagle & Glen Hope Turnpike, at Muddy run, near Mount Pleasant, Beccaria township, and will eventu ally be continued to intersect the Erie pike five miles east of Luthersburg. The contem plated railroad, from Tyrone to Clearfield, by way of Phillipsburg, will no doubt be made in a few years. Wealth The wealth of Clearfield will nev er be fully developed until the iron horse finds fair footing through the forests and hills, to convey away the long-hidden treasures, which are of little use to the inhabitants, in a state of nature, but invaluable when brought to light, and the ruears of transportation ever at hand, ready to carry away the surplus minerals and lumber. We need more light, more knowledge, more good teachers, and eight months schooling an nually in place of three or four months. To bring about these desirable results, we need a uniform school tax on every citizen in the State, rich and poor, according to valuatiou, and a State normal school, or county high school in each county, to train teachers in the profession of teaching, so that they may have a love for the calling ; be qualified to guide the mental powers in gaining knowledge ; be im pressed with the dignity and importance of the calling, and possessed of the right kind oH knowledge in the branches to be taught. The teachers business is, to make every part of knowledge interesting to the learner, to strengthen and develop the powers of the mind to adorn and.elcvate the character. A. T.SCHRYVER, Co. Supt. Clearfield. One of the certificates of death, written by a "physician of large practice," received at the X. Y. city inspector's office, reads as fol lows : "Mrs. Karolyne Johnsons daughter aged five months and ate davs dies with defiscensy of life to day under my attendance." It is stated that the number of English and Scotch settled in Ireland is now more than double what it was only ten years ago. A Gal way paper says : "The West of Ireland seems destined to be silently revolutionized to the Scott and Saxon.' A man who cheats in a small measure, is a measureless rogue. k THE THRONE OF SOiO.MOX.' The following account (says an exchange) of a remarkable piece of mechanism is taken from a Persian manuscript called "The Histo ry of Jerusalem." It purportsto bo' a des cription of the Throne of King Solomon, and if the details are correctly given, it undoubt edly surpasses any piece of mechanism pro duced in modern times. The sides of it were pure gold, the feet of emerald aad rubies, in termixed with pparls, each of which was as large as an ostrich's egg. The throne had sev en steps on each side were delineated orch ards full of trees, the branches of which Mere of precioiif stones, representing fruit ripe, and unripe ; on the tops of trees were to be seen figures of plumage birds, narticularlv the tv-- cock, the staub, and the kurges." All these birds were hollowed w ithin artificially, so as to occasionally utter a thousand melodious sounds, such as the cars of mortals never heard.' On the first was delineated vine branches hav ing bunches of grapes, composed of various sorts of precious stones, fashioned in such a '- manner as to represent the various colors of purple, violet, green and red, so as to render the appearance of real fruit. On the second - step on each side of the throne were two lions' of terrible aspect, large as life, and formed of cast gold. The nature of this remarkable throne was such that when Solomon placcoV his foot on the first step, tho birds spread forthr- their wings and made a fluttering noise in the-" air. On his touching the second step, the -lions expanded their claws. On his reaching the third step the whole assemblage of demons and f jiries and men repeated the praise of tho Deity. When he arrived at tho fourth step. voices were heard addressing him in the fol lowing maimer : "Son cf David, be thankful for the blessings which the Almighty has be--stowed upon you." The same was repeated on reaching tho filth step. On his touching the sixth, all the children of Israel joined them ; and on his arrival at the seventh, all the birds and animals became in motion, and ceased not until he had placed himself in the royal seat, when the birds, lions, and other an imals, by secret springs, discharged a shower of the most precious perfumes on Solomon, after which two of the kurges descended and ' placed a golden crown upon his head. Before the throne was a column of burnished gold, on the top of which was a golden dove, which, held in its beak a volume bound in silver. In this book were written the Psalm's of David, ami the dove having presented the book to tho King, he read aloud a portion of it to the children of Israel. It is further related that on the approach of a wicked person to the . throne, the lions were wont to set np a terri ble roarirg, and to lash their tails with vio lence. The birds also began to bristle np their feathers, and the assembly also, of do - . mons and genii, to utter horrid cries ; for fear . of them no one dared be guilty of falsehood,. . but all confessed their crimes. Such was the throne of Solomon, the Son of David. ; Widows. They are the very mischief. There is nothing like 'em. If they make up their minds to marry it's done. I knew one that was terribly afraid cf thunder and light ning, and every time a storm come on sho . would run into Mr. Smith's house (he was a widower,) and clasp her little hands, and fly around till the man was half distracted for fear she would be killed ; and the consequence, was, she was Mrs. John Smith before threa. thunder-storms rattled over her head. A noop Catastrophe. Sam : "Bob, what makes you limp so ?" Bob: "Limp," I guess you'd limp if you had walked between two rows of barrel hoops as long as I have. Why, the outside of my legs are as raw as a piece of beef; but I have got an inventioun to cure that difficulty. I'm. going to take them military pants of mine, and run a piece of bar steel right down through. the stripes, and then if any hooped female, or walking cooper's shop, invites me out, I shan't have my leg saw'd off. Ax Ixtelligext Jurt. In a case, of and den death recently, in Warren county, (Miss.) a coroner's inquest was held, and thoirerdict was that "the deceased died by will tf God, or some othar disease, unknown to the jury." How to Know a Fool. A fool, says the Arab proverb, may be known by six things ange-r without cause, speech without profit, change without motive, inquiry without object putting trust in a stranger, and not knowing his friends from his foes. The Catholic Vote. Gen. Gadwalladcr, of Phila., in a speech made to the Bogns De mocracy of Cecil county, Maryland, a few days ago frankly acknowledged to his hearers that the Catholic tote was the only thing that gave tho Democratic party any strength. "IIoxesty is tho best policy," said one Scotchman to another who had narrowly ev caped hanging lor robbery. "I know It," said the other, "for I hae tried baith sides of Ibat question." ; ; . . . A Schenectaday editor, describing the effect of a squall upon a canal boat, says? When the gale was at its highest, the unfortunate, craft keeled to larboard, and the captain and anotb-. r cask of whiskey rolled OTrboar4," i - l