f : J : 3 - ; i i .'j . u : ." BY S. B ROW. CLEAEFIELD, WEDNESDAY, JULY 10, 1850. VOL. 2. NO: 48. 1 1 WISH SOJIEUODY'D COME. ' Th flower re blocming on the lawn, The birds are singing free, - And everything is Fall of life And happiness but me; The flowers look strangely dull to-day, - 'jey ro shadowy as uiy dreams, And very lonely seem to mo The sunlight's golden gleams. " A8nfor the birls, I heed thorn not, . . They had as well bo dumb ; They cannot charm my heart to-day I wiah somebodt'd come ! I've triud my books my music, too, I've tried it o'er and o'er But. pshaw ! I cannot see my notes, My eyes keep wandering so. Unanswered notes before me lie, I'll count them one, two, throe ; And here are letters waiting, too, And what aro they to mo '. My books arc stale my inusio Discordant as a drum, My voicj is very bad to-day I wisb auMEBJor'acome! ' The sun is setting in the west, And twilight deepens now. And night comes forth, an ebon qucon, With jewels on her brow ; The cat is sleeping on the hearth, The bell has rung for tea, ' 'And not one living soul has ooine What can tho matter be ? The day is pone, tho night comes on, And I will look no more There! Bettie, don't you hear the bell? Somebody's at the door ! BLUE 11EAKD. This bugbear of every nursery in Christen dom w as no fabulous monster veiled in human lorm. He actually lived, moved, and had a being in the fifteenth century ; not, however, as a long-robed, turbaned Oriental, as the pic tures which used to make our blood curdle would lead us to think. On an eminence which overlooks tho little village of (Jhamptocc, near the Loire, stands the imposing ruin of an old feudal castle. Its grey walls, bare and broken, rear themselves against the glorious sky ; and amid tho tumb ling turrets, the bat and tie owl beat their w ings and shriek in their midnight revels. Tho superstitious peasantry avoidthc neigh borhood from fear, and when tho storm whis tles and tho wind moans, they imagine tho sounds to be wails from the injured dead of the oil ruin. The dread of the place is not a new foclinir. but h.i iTitf! anion? succeed ing generations of peasantry since the reign c-f Charles the Seventh. It was at that time the dwelling of Gilles de Ketz, a feudal baron, who, as be was then, and still is called the "Barbe Bleu," was, no doubt, the original of our time honored, or rather feared Blue Beard. His deeds of blood, which were but the every day incidents of bis life, made him tho terror ol the surrounding region. The bare mention of his name was enough to subdue the most rebellious urchin into submission j and even tho parents believed the winds which reached them by passing over his domain, were sul phur tainttd. Well do-;s the history of this man reveal the dark superstition of the fifteenth ceutury,and aloo the impunity w ith which one in high rank might coraiuit tho most revolting crimes a gainst hu-nanity. Do Ketz had once been in possession of immense estates and untold wealth. Hut by the most debasing excesses he not only squandered bis fortune, but also ruined his constitution, so that, wbilo yet a young man, ho bore tho appearance of decrep itude and old age. lie could not, however, consent to pay the penalty or his sin by bo coming old before his time. In the blindness of his superstition, ho conceived the hopo of reclaiming' both health and wealth by the pow er of magic. Having heard of a famous Ital ian alchyrnisl who bad performed somo great miracles by this art, he sent for him to the castlo. Tho cunning magician at onco read hi3 man, and encouraged his hopes j ho was, therefore, employed at a high price to undertake the work, and invited to make the lofty castle his home. The first act was the winning back of health and vigor, without which all other trea sures are of little avail. Numberless were tho arts he tried, and mysterious the preparations bo made. Tho dark dungeons and secret sub terranean passages beneath the castle were the seen of this work. Hero the terrified pea santry imagined that the Italian made a com pact with the Frineo of Darkness, and sold the duped I)e Ketz to him in compensation for his aid in restoring bis health. Among many iionsensical and harmless experiments, were also some of a cruel and abominable charac ter. He induced bis infatuated employee to believe there exbled in tho blood of infants a -bann for restoring youth and vigor. lie as mired him that by bathing daily in the blood of these innocents, the pure young life which bad so lately coursed through their tiny veins would be transferred to his own. The bloody baron did not shrink for one mo ment from the commission of the horrid crime which this prescription rendered necessary. Tender infants wero secretly stolen or forcibly torn from their parents, and kept in tho dua- geous of tho castlo till their blood was re quired. It is believed that not less than one hundred humble niotber3 were thus deprived of their youngest born. This fiend in human shape hired a magician but not a murderer That office ho reserved for himself, nor did his savago nature shrink from tho horrid work it imposed. With bis own hand did he pierce the hearts of his affrighted littlo victims until there was blood sufficient to cover bis emacia ' ted t ody. This is one instance of the cruelty of De Ketz. We think very likely his wives shared tho fate of the poor infants, and that tho story of Blue Beard in wide trousers, loose robe and turban, was not much exaggerated. : But crime cannot always go unpunished. Even then, when the rich ruled over the poor, justice and mercy triumphed at last. The cries and entreaties of the heart-broken peo ple around his domains reached the ears of his superior, JohnY. He was arrested and bro't before a tribunal of justice. His palace was thrown open to the public gaze, and its horrid dens and vaults were swift witnesses against him. He was found guilty of murders by scores, and after confessing many crimes, be fore unknown, he was burnt at the stake in Nantes, 14 10. This was the original of "Blue Beard," and there, although more than four hundred years have passed away since he paid the penalty of his crimes, the broken walls and jagged turrets still stand as a memorial that tho wicked shall not go unpunished. ONE OF OUE PECULIAEITIES. A quaint contributor to one of the maga zines, says that the "character of a people may be known by tho beverages which they use." This theory is not without a certain degree of plausibility, but it would be difficult to apply it to the people of this country. The English may to some extent, derive their som niferous plethora from the beer which they so universally imbibe ; and it is even possible that Hie immaterial character of tin ordinaire, or sparkling w ine, may impart to tho French men a certain measure of their own volatile nature. The valorous Highlander may per chance derive bis indifference to danger and his personal courage, from his potations of his favorite usquebaugh ; and the Irishman owes bis quickness of repartee and natural shrewd ness, to the poteen which ho surreptitiously distils under tho very noses of the excisemen. But w hen our theorist takes tho people of this country into consideration, his idea fails in the application. Unfortunately, we nro a na tion of bibbers, and our drinks are as multifa rious as is possible. Without any positive sta tistics upon which to base the assertion, it is nevertheless safe to say, that as a people, we spirits upon tho face of tho globe. Go where wo may, we find drinking and drinkers, and drinking is the order of the day drink drink drink ! If one man is introduced to anoth er, they miiFt drink "to our better acquain tance;" and when friends separate for a time, a libation must be poured down, as a liquid bath in which to drown regret. Wo drink in negotiating transactions ; drink to raise tho spirits when they arc depressed ; drink when elated, to prevent tho body from taking wing with our happiness and ascending like a bal loon. Wo drink to induce warmth when the air is keen, and to sustain nature when it is sultry. Wc drink when wo aro travelling be cause wo aro "away from home, and it does us good j" and we drink w hen at home for all the reasons enumerated above. riiil. Ev. Jour. Those who live ix Glass Housks shoved not tuhow Stonfs. In the reign of James I., tho Scotch adventurers who came over with that monarch were greatly annoyed by per sons breaking tho windows of their houses ; and among tho instigators was Buckingham, tho Court favorite, who lived in a house in St. Martin's Fields, which, from its great number of windows, was termed the "Glass House." Now the Scotchman, in retaliation, broke the windows of Buckingham's mansion. The courtier complained to the King, to whom the Scotch bad previously applied; and the mon arch replied to Buckingham, "Those who live in glass bouses, Steenie, should bo careful how they throw stones whence arose tho common Faying. A Joke Discovered A Joke goes a great way in tho country. I have known one to List pretty well for seven years. I remember mak ing a joko after tho meeting of tho clergy, in Yorkshire, wheie the Rev. Mr. Buckle was, who never spoke when I gave his health, say ing that ho was a buckle without a tongue. Most persons within hearing laughed, but my nest neighbor sat unmoved and sunk in thought. At last, a quarter of an hour after wo had all done, he suddenly nudged me, ex claiming: "I sco now what you meant, Mr. Smith yon meant a joke." 'Yes, sir," I said, "1 believe I did." Upon which be began laughing so heartily that I thought be would choke, and was com pelled to pat bim on tho back. We accosted a little fellow t'other day. He was about the size and build of a plug of "dog leg" tobacco, and his face was some sort of a landsbape, done up in free-soil and apple butter. "Who are you T" we asked rather sternly. "Mot" said Young America, try ing to look bravo "I'm One of Em Don't you know me f" Cigar ashes will be found an invaluable remedy for the bito of the mosquito and other insects. Wet the ashes and rub them on the part bitten, and tho stinging sensation will bo avtrurfed almost instantly. The reason of this is, that ashes contain alkali, which neu tralizes tho acid of the poison. TnE meanest man in the world lives out in West Troy. In helping him out of the river - . w,m torn the collar of his coat. Iho next day be sued him for assault and battery THE GAP OUTLAWS. The Columbia, Pa., Spy, of the 21st June, says: If is well known in this county and throughout the State, that a regularly organ ized band of villains under the name of the "Gap Outlaws," has long been as 'institution' in tho beautiful Foquca Valley. Their celeb rity has not, however, been confined to this State or any section they are known over the whole country, and have their different stations and depots throughout the union. Tho leader of the gang Is an old man about seventy a smooth, sleek-tongued rascal, who is as slip pery as an eel, who has grown old in wicked ness and crime, and w hoso history, could it bo written, would present a greater variety and generally successful practice of villainy than tho records of the most notorious "lives of criminals" that have ever been published. For over forty years has he had the reputation of being prime mover and instigator in every act of lawlessness and infamy in tho county ; of being an adept in crime a perfect "prince of devils" prime imp of Satan and agent of tho powers of darkness. Assisted by aids who do justice to their commander, he has long held the neighborhood of tho Gap under sub jection. If one attempted to have any of his baud answer tho powers that be, for some criminal act, anonymous letters threatening tho burning of their property and death, were received by the prosecutors almost immedi ately, and when arson was threatened it was almost invariably followed by tho reality. Their depredations have not been confined to a single crime ; they stole everything from the copper on a dead man's eyes to the most val uable silver plate, horses, &c. Counterfeiting they carried on extensively, manufacturing money to meet their demands. Barn-burning, poisoning animals or injuring them bo as to render it merciful to kill them, &c, &c, have been tho frequent acts of the Gap ontlaws. When brought into court, which was very rarely, they could prove alibi at sight, and perjury was among their least crimes. We are happy t believo that a process of extermination has been at last commenced a gainst this infamous band, which is likely to luuiwamg u uoiciuvi kin iuij leaders, Bill Bear, young Clcmson and others are now in the hands of justice, and we trnst it will be meted to them in full. The cause of these arrests, was the Btcaliug of two valu able horses from Jacob Sheeler, of Warwick township, Chester county, some two or three weeks ago. The neighborhood was aroused and suspicion was directed towards tho Gap. Upon the arrival of the pursuing party in that neighborhood, the citizens of Penningtonville, Christiana and tho surrounding country, join ed in an endeavor to arrest tho thieves, and followed them to Baltimore and Washington. Their ellorts wero fruitless, but we have heard that tho horses have been recovered and are in tho hands of tho officers of Washington cily. Among the gang arrested is a man named Young, who has peached, and his story has led to tho discovery of caves, metal for coun terfeiting, goods of all kinds, &c, evidencing tho guilt of -many usually thought to belong to the "(Jap outlaws," as well as several respec table men in tho vicinity who have never been suspected of connection with them. We trust tho officers will perform their full duty, and not stop until every man, no difTorcnce what his station, who has had any lot or part in this matter, is brought to answer at tho bar of jus tice. The Gap gang has long been a reproach to Lancaster county ; it has been a terror to many honest people, and it is high time these disgraceful and criminal outlaws should suffer. A litter bad luck is beneficial now and then. If Patrick Henry bad not failed in the grocery business, it is not at all probable that he would ever have been heard of as an orator. He might have become celebrated, but it would not have been from bis eloquence, but the great wealth ho acquired by speculation In bar soap and axe bandies.' Roger Sherman becamo a signer of tho Declaration of Inde pendence for no other reason than that be could not make a living at shoemaking. He cut his bristles and staked bis "all" on tho "rights of man." Tho consequence was that the same individual who found it bootless to mako shoes, in a few years becamo a living power in our revolution. The Flood is France. Tho inundation in Franco appears to bavo exceeded all former floods, back to Noah's 40,000 habitations have been destroyed or rendered uniuhabita bio without serious repairs. Immenso agri cultural districts have been rendered wholly or nearly valueless by deposits of sand, and the crops havo been entirely swept away throughout fourteen departments. The hu man suffering involved in the calamity is quite incalculable. It is well, therefore, that the wealthy and benevolent havo taken measures to afford relief. A Fraction "Humble as I am," said a Buchanan spoutcr to a mass meeting of tho Unterrified,' "I still remember that I'm a fraction of this magnificent Republic." "You are, indeed," said a bystander, "and a d-d vulgar one at that." "An isO'Flaharty yer name ?" said Paddy to bis new made acquaintance. "Shure, an I knew two old maids in Tipperary of that name; but they wern't yer mother, was they 7" REPORT Of the Kansas Investigating Committee. On July 1st, Messrs. Sherman and Howard, two of the Kansas Committee, made their re port on the affairs of that Territory to Con gress. Mr. Oliver, tho other member of the Committee, and who is proved to have acted w ith the Border Ruffians in invading Kansas, has not yet made bis report. The Committee set out with the declaration, that all the cir cumstances connected with the history of the Territory, go to show that if tho Compromise had not been repealed, tho settlement of It would have proceeded gradually and quietly, until the pcoplo would have made application for admission into the Union. Such applica tion would have been made only on a Free State basis. When tho Missouri restriction was removed, agitation at once began, and tho peace begotton by the act of 1820, was gone forever. The Committee reviewed the first acts of tho Missonrians in regard to the question of the introduction of slavery into tho Territory. These acts in point of time, were immediate ly subsequent to the passage of the Douglas Bill, and anterior to the setting-in of the tide of emigration. They exhibit these facts,show- ing that a deliberate, systematic effort was made to keep emigrants opposed to the intro duction of slavery into the Territory from em igrating thither, era any number of them had resolved to go. They also assert that every officer in the Territory, from Congressman down to constables, had been elected by peo ple who did not live in the Territory. No ac tual political power has ever yet been exercis ed by the citizens of Kansas. The committeo declare that, la October, 18-31, and beforo any election was or could be held in the Territory, a secret political society was formed in Missouri (1.) It was known by different names, such as "Social Band," "Friend's Society," "Blue Lodge," "The Sons of tho South." Its members were bound together by secret oaths j and they had pass words, signs and grips by which they were known to each other. Penalties were impos ed for violating the rules and secrets of the ccedings of the Lodges, and tho different Lodges were connected together by an effec tive organization. It embraced great numbers of tho citizens of Missouri, and was extend ed into other slave States and into the Terri tory. Its avowed purpose was not only to ex tend slavery into Kansas, but also into other territory of tho United States, and to form a union of flll tho friends of that institution. Its plan of operating was to organize and send men to vote at the elections in tho Territory, to collect money to pay their expenses, and if necessary to protect them in voting. It also proposed to induce pro-Slavery men to emi grate into the Territory, to aid and sustain them while there, and to elect none to office but those friendly to their views. This secret society was controlled by men who avowed their purpose to extend slavery into tho Terri tory at all hazards, and was altogether tho moit effective instrument in organizing the subsequent armed invasions and forays. In its Lodges iu Missouri the affairs of Kansas wero discussed, tho force necessary to control the elections was divided into bands, the lead ers selected, means were collected, and signs aud badges wf o agreed upon. Whilo tho great body rt .he actual settlers of tho Terri tory Voro" relying upon the rights secured to them by till organic law, and had formed no organization or combination whatever, even of a party charactevytbis conspiracy against their rights was gathering strength in a neighboring State, and would bf?o been sufficient at their first election to bavo overpowered the settlers if tbey had been united to a man. Concerning tho election of 18-5I,w hcn Whit field was first elected to Congress, they state that there was littlo or no fraudulent voting was dono in tho First, Third, Eighth, Ninth, Tenth, Twelfth, Thirteenth or Seventeenth districts. They say however of the Second District, that out of 201 votes cast, G5 wero thrown by citizens of the Territory and 22G by thoso who wero not. In the Fourth.cut of 161 cast, only about SO were deposited by citizens. Out of 82 voters in tho Fifth, between 20 and 30 were entitled to vote ; tho others who vo tod were Missourians. In the Sixth, 105 votes were given, and 80 of these wero cast by tho invaders. In the Seventh District, 601 votes were cast, yet "the census shows thero were but 53 rcsidcuts therein, taken three months after." The Committee found but 12 names, who wero voters when tho census was taken, and they declare that not more than twenty legal votes could have been polled altogether. This was a most glaring and terrible fraud. Tbcro were 581 illegal votes polled. In the Eleventh District, out of 215 votes cant, 238 of theso were polled by Missourians. Iu the Fourteenth, out of 103 cast, 60 were fraudu lent. In the Fifteenth,not more than 100 were legal out of 300 thrown. In the Sixteenth, or Leavenworth District, there wero 312 votes deposited, and not more than 110 wero enti tled to be given. The following is a rcsumt of the election and census of 1851 : Legal votes, . . . 1,111 Illegal votes, - . . 1,720 Thus your Committee find that in this the first election in tho Territory a very largo ma jority of the votes wereca.it by citizens ot tho State of Missouri in violation of the organic law in the Territory. Of the legal votes cast General Whitfield received a plurality. In January and February, A. D. 18 jo, the Governor caused an enumeration to be taken of the inhabitants and qualified voters of the Territory, an abstract of which is here given : ABSTRACT OF TUB CENSUS RETURNS. Males, . . . . . 6128 Female, . . . . 3373 Voters . . . . . 2903 Minors, . . . . . 31G9 Natives of the United States,. - 7161 Foreign Birth, . . . . 409 Negroes, . . . . . 151 Slaves, . 212 Total, .... 8501 On the same day the census was completed, tho Governor issued bis Proclamation for an election to bo held en the 30th of March, A. D. 1853, for Members of tho Legislative As sembly of the Territory. It prescribed the boundarlas of districts ; tho places for polls ; the names of Judges ; the appointment of members ; and recited tho qualifications of voters. If it had been observed, a just and fair election would have reflected the will of the people of the Territory. Before the elec tion, false and inflamatory rumors were busily circulated among tho people of Western Mis souri. The number and character of the emi gration then passing into the Territory were grossly cxaggeiated and misrepresented. Through the active exertions of many of the leading citizens aided by the secret societies beforo refened to, passions and prejudices of the people of the State were generally excited. Several residents there have testified to the character of the reports circulated among and credited by the people. These efforts were successful. . By an organized movement which extended trom Andrew county In the north to Jasper county in the south, and as far cast ward as Boone and Cole counties, companies of men were arranged in regular parties and sent into every Council District in the Terri tory, and into every Representative District but one. The number were so distributed as to control the election in each district. They . wllii tbo avow (HI UCSlgu to make Kausas a slave State. They were gen erally armed and equipped, and carried with them their own provisions and tents ; and bo marched into tho Territory. The details of this invasion, from the mass of the testimony taken by your Committee, are so voluminous that we can hero but state tho leading facts elicited.' At tho election thus ordered by Governor Reeder, out of 1031 votes polled at Lawrence, the Committee arc satisfied that not more than "P.11 lornl itnna H'opo rn11o.1 rf ill 1 ulcnt. At Bloomington, the Second district, there were 311 votes thrown, of which 30 were given by citizens. At Tccumsch, in tho Third,from 200 to 225 citizens voted out of 803. Of the legal votes cast the Free Stale candidates re ceived 152. In the Sixth district at Fort Scott, of the 330 deposited, 100 were legal. In tho Seventh, 252 were given, only 23 of which were from citizens ; and 23 of theso were cast for M'Geo the only Free State candidate run ning. In the Eleventh, 323 votes were cast, of which only 7 were found in the regular cen sus. In the Thirteenth, 209 wero deposited when thero were only 96 votes in the District. In the Fourteenth, only 200 out of 727 were j legal. Thero were 117 cast in the Fifteenth, I of which 80 were thrown legally. OGI were given in the Sixteenth, and only 150 were le gal. In the Eighteenth, 2 votes, and only 17 by residents. The Committee report the following facts not shown by the tables : Of the 2005 voters named in tho census roll, 831 are found on the poll books. Somo of the to I tiers were prevonted from attending the election by the distance of their homes from the polls, but the great majority were de terred by the open avowal that large bodies of armed Missouriau? wuld be at the polls to vote, and by the fact that they did so appear and control tho election. Tho same cause de terred the Free-State men from running can didates in several districts, and ia others in duced the candidates to withdraw. The poll books of tho Soeond and Eighth districts were lost, the proof is quite clear that in the Second district thero were 30, and in the Eighth district 38 legal votes, making a total loss ot 898 legal veters of the Territory, whoso names arc on tho census returns, aud yet tho proof, in tho state iu which wo are o bliged to present it, after excluding illegal votes, leaves tho total of 1310, showing a dis crepancy of 1 12. The discrepancy is account ed for two ways first the coming in of set tlers before the March election, and after tho census was taken, of settlers who wero omit ted in the census; or secondly, the disturbed state of the Territory while wo were investi gating the elections ia some of the districts, thereby preventing us from getting testimony in relation to the names of legal voters at the time of the election. If the election had been confined to tho ac tual settlers undeterred by the presenco of non-residents, or tho knowledge that they would be present in sufficient numbers to out vote them, the testimony indicates that the council would have been composed of bevoa in favor of making Kansas a Free State, elect ed from the 1st, 2d, 3d, 4th and 6th Council districts. The result in the Sth and 10th elec ting three members would have been doubtful, and the 5th, 8th and 9th would have elected 8 pro-slavery members. Under the circumstances the House of Rep resentatives would have been composed of 14 members in favor of making' Kansas a Fre State, elected from the 2d, 3d, 4th, 5th, 7tb, Sth, 9th and 10th representative districts. Tbe result in the 12th and 15th representa tive districts, electing five members would have been doubtful, and tho 1st, Ctb 11th and 15th districts would have elected 7 pro-slavery members. By the election, as conducted, the pro slavery candidates in every district received majority of the votes ; and several of them in both the Council and the House, did not "re side in" and were not "inhabitants of" the. district for which they were elected, as requir ed by the organic law. By that act it was de clared to bo "tho true intent and meaning of this act to leave the people thereof perfectly free to form and to regulate their domestic in stitutions in their own way, subject to thoCon stitution of the United States." A lengthy recital of the history and purpose) of the Emigrant Aid Society a full detail of the people in their election of a constitutional convention a narrativo of tho proceedings and deliberations of the Convention tbo rat ification of their work by the people are giv en, and the Committee finish their report by avowing that they have reached tho following conclusions t " 1. That each election In the Territory held under the organic or alleged Territorial law haa been carried by organized invasion from the State of Missouri, by which the people of the Territory have been preventod from exer cising the rights secured to them by the or ganic law. 2. That the alleged Territorial Legislature was an illegally constituted body, and had no power to pass valid laws, and their enactments are, therefore, null and void. 3. That these alleged laws have not, as a general thing, been used to protect persons .a iuoperty and to punish wrong, but lor uu lawiui rrt,nqg. 4. That the election delegate, John W. Whitfield, holds his seat, was not held in pursuance of any valid law, and that it should be regarded only as the ex pression of the choice of thoso resident citi zens who voted for him. 6. That the election under which the con testing Delegate, Andrew H. Rccdcr, claims his seat, was not held in pursuance of lav, and that it should be regarded only as an expres sion of the choice of the resident citizens who voted for bim. .; C. That Andrew H. Reeder received a great er number ot votes of resident citizens thaa John W. Whitfield for Delegate. 7. That in the present condition of the Ter ritory a fair election cannot be held without a new census, a 6lringcnt and well guarded elec tion law, the selection of impartial Judges, and the presence of United States troops at every place of election. . -; . 8. That the various elections held by tho people of tho Territory preliminary to the for mation ol the State Government, have been as regular as the disturbed condition of the Territory would allow ; and that the Constitu tion passed by the Convention, held iu pursu ance of said elections, embodies the will of a majority of the people. j . As it is cot the province of your Commutes to suggest remedies for tho existing troubles in the Territory of Kansas.thcy content them selves with the f oregoiug statement of facts. We deem tho facts submitted and proven by a cloud of witnesses, as establishing beyond the shadow of a doubt, all the allegations here tofore made by- tho Free State men. The whole forms a history of a concerted systema tized plan of violence, crimo and usurpation, never equalled by any set of occurrences in the history of our country. If it docs not startle and convince the most unbelieving and captious, we arc iudeed much mistaken in our judgment of the force and effect truth ought to have. Trite Yankee. A Yankee out walking ia Virginia at Wheeling, while to himself a talk ing, experienced a feeling strange painful and alarming from his caput to his knees, as ho was suddenly covered oer with bees ! They rested on his eye lids, and perched upon his nose ; they colonized his peaked face, and swarmed upon bis clothes. They explored bis swelling nostrils and dovo deep into his ears, they crawled up his trovsers, and filled his eyes with tears. Did ho yell liko a hyena T Did bo hollow like a loon 1 Was he scar't and did be "cut and run 1" or did tho critter swoon? Ne'er a one. . Ho wasn't scar't a mite ; he never swoons or boilers ; but he biv'd 'em in a nail keg-tight and sold 'em for two dollars ! . . : Some wise max, years ago, said : "If you want to learn human nature, get married to 7 X. spunky girl, move in the bouse with another family, and slap ono of the young ones, anr then you'll learn it." ' J Patrick, meeting a jackass braying hit ly, reinark'-'I, "It's a fins largear y&zs haa for but he's got a wonjj -i,.j j a 3X arr9'6s - ij .if. I r' i t; '4 r